Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:1068839 Comments:6377
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals take yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! Big Guv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...then tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!! Media WHORE'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATZ, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned "Whites"!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Marxists home!!
LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!! Give RATZ half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars... Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative... Let's Roll!!
Mudboy Slim
615 posted on 9/23/2002, 1:52:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FRee Iran!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATZ're Sleazy BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iran!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATZ don't have a CLUE!! Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...OUR Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iran!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iran, Sheeple Blossom Once FReed...FRee Iran!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Dems' hustlers and RATZ schemes!! Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(The BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny)
Sixty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Sixty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Marxist SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS Right!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iran!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!! Like Iran!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iran!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! RATZ're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!! Like Iran, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iran!!
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!! Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?! Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for President?! Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?! Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!! Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry... Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATZ nightmares come true... FReepers gonna crush all of Dem Socialist Toolz!! Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!! We shan't believe lies...that RATZ Media doth sing!! Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!! Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil, Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATZ This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, don't y'all think we've seen enough...Tyranny?! Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?! FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!! Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?! Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do... FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!! Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON... Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been, Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!! Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie, Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!
Mudboy Slim
Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD
1 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:12:17 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Willie and the Hand Jive" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Willie and the Hand Jive")
I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie... Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry! She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew... So Slick just plays his ol' skin flute! Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'... Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'! Media's havin' a pretty good time... 'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime. Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive... Slap that monkey blind!
Slick was a young Ozark A.G.... When he ambushed poor Juanita B!! Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat... When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed. Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles, "Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball... Abusin' their Power and that ain't all, 'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see... Slick's tellin' Dem big lies on TeeVee. Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign... And do that Prison Time.
Hey...hey-ey
Mudboy Slim (10/29/01)
540 posted on 12/10/2004, 5:02:35 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I have just tried to turn on my darn computer Once again I will be sitting here in the dark Who turned off my electricity this scene sure aint pretty The blame? Who is to blame?
We knew all about Gray Davis, California You did not take our advice so now we are screwed We do not need Gray in California and we tried to warn you The blame he is to blame
Is this guy nuts? Is he quite insane He hires Fabiani and Lehane He has become a major league pain We pay for it all
We do not need Gray in California and we tried to warn you The blame he is to blame
(musical interlude)
He just loves to fill the state with more illegals Cause his voting base is swelling more every day Theres no need for a solution pass him that contribution Theyre DemonRATS...all DemonRATS!!
We knew all about Gray Davis, California You did not take our advice so now we are screwed We do not need Gray in California and we tried to warn you The blame...he is to blame!!
Doug from Upland
1 Posted on 05/21/2001 15:22:42 PDT by doug from upland
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemocRATZ are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
The DemocRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!
Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Right Must Drive Dem Marxists Out!!" (To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")
Mudboy Slim is my name and I FReeped with that DeeCee gang... 'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame. Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!! My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell... It's our time 'cuz November's Marxists' hell!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll Devolve Power...folks, the sheeple are central. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
RATZ seem to fight 'gainst Liberty...what have Dems against The FRee?! Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our FReep? Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools... We got what we need...our nation's best... But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll Devolve Power...folks, the sheeple are central. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Like forefathers before ye, we shall make our stand!! Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!! Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane... Damn Dem wankers...Land of the Brave. I swear by God, I shall always freep... Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll Devolve Power...folks, the sheeple are central. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll Devolve Power...folks, the sheeple are central. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Mudboy Slim (4 October 2006)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Neighborhood Bully" (Written and performed by Bob Dylan)
Well, the neighborhood bully, he's just one man, His enemies say he's on their land. They got him outnumbered about a million to one, He got no place to escape to, no place to run. He's the neighborhood bully.
The neighborhood bully just lives to survive, He's criticized and condemned for being alive. He's not supposed to fight back, he's supposed to have thick skin, He's supposed to lay down and die when his door is kicked in. He's the neighborhood bully.
The neighborhood bully been driven out of every land, He's wandered the earth an exiled man. Seen his family scattered, his people hounded and torn, He's always on trial for just being born. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, he knocked out a lynch mob, he was criticized, Old women condemned him, said he should apologize. Then he destroyed a bomb factory, nobody was glad. The bombs were meant for him. He was supposed to feel bad. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, the chances are against it and the odds are slim That he'll live by the rules that the world makes for him, 'Cause there's a noose at his neck and a gun at his back And a license to kill him is given out to every maniac. He's the neighborhood bully.
He got no allies to really speak of. What he gets he must pay for, he don't get it out of love. He buys obsolete weapons and he won't be denied But no one sends flesh and blood to fight by his side. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, he's surrounded by pacifists who all want peace, They pray for it nightly that the bloodshed must cease. Now, they wouldn't hurt a fly. To hurt one they would weep. They lay and they wait for this bully to fall asleep. He's the neighborhood bully.
Every empire that's enslaved him is gone, Egypt and Rome, even the great Babylon. He's made a garden of paradise in the desert sand, In bed with nobody, under no one's command. He's the neighborhood bully.
Now his holiest books have been trampled upon, No contract he signed was worth what it was written on. He took the crumbs of the world and he turned it into wealth, Took sickness and disease and he turned it into health. He's the neighborhood bully.
What's anybody indebted to him for? Nothin', they say. He just likes to cause war. Pride and prejudice and superstition indeed, They wait for this bully like a dog waits to feed. He's the neighborhood bully.
What has he done to wear so many scars? Does he change the course of rivers? Does he pollute the moon and stars? Neighborhood bully, standing on the hill, Running out the clock, time standing still, Neighborhood bully.
"HUSSEIN!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "COCAINE")
If you wanna hang out...WE've gotta take him out, HUSSEIN!!! If you wanna lay down...Baghdad's yer town, RATbrains!! Soddom lies, he ain't Right, FReedomFight...Hussein!!
If you got RATviews, you needta heed MUDZ blues...Be Sane!! When yer fightin' THUGS, you need the Bigger Gun..."Prevail!!" Willie lies, Slick's a SPY!! Let's INDICT...RATZ Shame!!
(ConservativeMusician workin' it like only a 20-year vet can...)
Pack yer things...yer gone, boy, you best just ride on, Hussein!! Don't forget this fact, OUR Target's Yer Back, Hussein!! Dubyuh's RIGHT...Soddom's Blight...Right Shall Smite...Hussein!!
Clinton lied...Chi-Com SPY...Slick, WE'll Try...Clinton!!
(ConservativeMusician jammin' 'til fade)
FReegards...MUD
493 posted on 2/5/2003, 4:35:09 PM by Mudboy Slim (There's ALWAYS a Bigger Fish...)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Fools/Goons FRY!!" (To be sung to the Allman Brothers' "Blue Sky")
Fight Against Left's Killers...FReep Soddom Boy!! Justice keeps on flowing... Slick best worry 'bout where it's going...PRISON!! Don't cry, Ignorant Lib'rals, Right's just hunting down Left's HO's... Ronald Reagan's smilin'...taught me all I need to know!!
(Chorus) Yer MUDZ FOOL, PIE...Yer MUDZ raison d'tre. Slick, you know it made me fight when you sent yer thugs my way, Burn, you ScumBag Naif...yeah!!
Dubyuh's Sunday morning, bells are ringing everywhere. Goin to Carolina, it won't be long and I'll be there
(Chorus) You're my blue sky, you're my sunny day. Lord, you know it makes me high when you turn your love my way, Turn your love my way, yeah.
Mid...MUD
548 posted on 2/6/2003, 2:34:55 PM by Mudboy Slim (Happy 92nd Birthday, Ronald Reagan...MUD)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Title To Be Named!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "When the Whip Comes Down")
Yeah, momma and poppa told me I was crazy to stay I was gay in New York Which is a fag in L.A. So I saved my money And I took a plane Wherever I go they treat me the same
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
I'm going down fifty-third street And they're spitting in my face I'm learning the ropes Yeah I'm learning a trade The east river truckers Is churning with trash I've got so much money That I'm spending so fast
(FReakJam ensues...)
When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the shit hits the fan I'll be sitting on the can When the whip comes down
Yeah, some called me garbage While I was sleeping on the street I never roll And I never cheat I'm filling a need I'm plugging a hole My mama's so glad I ain't on the dole
When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the shit hits the fan I'm sitting on the can When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
INSTRUMENTAL: SOLO OVER TE CHORDS A D -- 7x's
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the shit hits the fan I'll be sitting on the can When the whip comes down
(Cool Guitar Jammin')
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
FADE OUT:
Liberate Iran...NOW!!!
Pre...MUD
414 posted on 2/16/2003, 6:28:55 PM by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Richmond Times-Dispatch 15 June 1999 Correspondent of the Day, Mudboy Slim
"Accord Made Possible By Capitulation--Clinton's"
Editor, Times-Dispatch:
People who have tuned in to any of the networks over the past few days have no doubt been treated to any number of stories celebrating Bill Clinton's great military victory over Yugoslavia, as well as his supposed political victory over those who have questioned the advisability of his ruthless attacks on a sovereign nation that has never threatened our national interests. Does the Leftist Media even believe their own spin?!! Are they as corrupt as Clinton, or just plain IGNORANT?!!
After two months of indiscriminately slaughtering innocent Kosovar Albanians and Serbs alike, destroying the infrastructure of a sovereign nation, and expending a substantial portion of our already-depleted weapons cache, the G-8 deal Slobodon Milosevic apparently has accepted is almost exactly the same as the one we could have had prior to Clinton's commencement of the bloodshed.
By all accounts, the Rambouillet Accords the administration tried to force down the throats of the Yugoslavian leadership were acceptable to Slobo with two major exceptions. First, the occupying force Clinton wanted to install in Kosovo had to be NATO-led, while Slobo insisted that the peacekeepers be UN-led. The difference is critical, as a UN-led force would be monitored by the U.N. Security Council, on which both Russia and China have veto authority; while a NATO-led force would answer directly to Slick Willie.
The second major disagreement related to the future of Kosovo as a province of Yugoslavia, where the U.S./Kosovo Liberation Army contingent demanded a plebiscite in three years, which would allow the ethnic Albanians to secede and form their own Islamic state--while Milosevic insisted that Kosovo remain part of greater Yugoslavia.
The ugly truth the Clinton cheerleaders in the media refuse to publicize is that the G-8 agreement includes a UN-led peace-keeping force, and no provision for Kosovar Albanian independence. Make no mistake about it, the capitulation required to reach an agreement in the Clinton/Milosevic negotiations was much more Clinton's than it was Slobo's--and the two- month massacre was a huge waste of money, weaponry, lives, and American prestige!
"Things Goin' On" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Things Goin' On")
Well, have you seen that ScumBag Left the White House? Has you ever seen so Vile a Bloke?! Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, Wake FRom Yer Dream!!! 'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know... Heads'll roll...
(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...white boy funky-like...YEE-HAWWWW!!)
Too many Lies been told to MUDZ Country... Too much Money RATZ greedily consume!! Well, until Slick makes it Right, I'll see Slick NEVER Sleeps FRom FRight... 'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon! Do it now...do it to it...
(Ooooh, now Mudboy's justa gettin' off... With some help from his best bud, Disco, on Lead Guitar)
Oooh...gonna INDICT Slick's Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!!
Well, Dem Lib'rals they love Bill Clinton...Good Lord, have Mercy! They gonna ruin us all by and by... Folks, MUDZ Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Willie's hidin' Left's Chinese Spies, While Bill Smokes his Weed and just gets high!
Now I'm talkin' at'cha, PUNK!! We're gonna send you and Left's Evil Klan a'packin'... All good Patriots say RATZ Gotta Go!!! Well, if you don't know what I mean, Let me stand up and scream, "YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!!" Well, if you think I'm being Mean, Let MUD Stand and Repeat... "RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY! Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT RATZ Sleazy Ba$+ard!!!"
Crazy things goin' on...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Got God Above...Got Trump Below!!" (To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the MUD Below")
Two RATZ strolled in from Iraq...one February night... The sky above...and the mud below... They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemocRATZ by sight... Big Guy's above...but there's RUSH below... They flashed their U.N. Credit Card... "You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged! Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down... Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! The Sky above...and Trump below... Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz DemBoyz are Queer... Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Donald so!! Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all... Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall... Slick Willie and D'A$$hole, y'all... TRAITORS from RATZ LeftWing!!"
Now Dem Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! RATZ're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em RUSH said so!! They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" Dem Leftists lack... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!! At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...RAPIST Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound... Two dozen children's deathly howls... One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...HOO's known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM!!...tell'em MUD said so!! He owned that Bar and a memory...Medyuh WHORE'd could not erase!! Lord's high above...got Limbaugh below!! Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse... The Culture War Right SHALL reverse... MUDZ a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE... One man you did not anger!!! )8^D!!
Lord's high above...got MUD below... Remove Slick's stain...Incinerate RATZ 'HO!! Two Lib'rals who did not know... How much Slim loves HIS Nation!!
Slick Willie, he's the BoldOne...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... "You'll die," said Bill, "'Cuz I KILL MY FOES!!" Hussein said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps... We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!! Slim, that Internet Algore did make... Yer FreeRepublic Left's Laws Shall Break!! Boy, read the polls, George Dubyuh's tanked... Big Guv'ment's On A Roll!!!"
Well, these DemocRATZ they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Good Lord's above...Got JUSTICE!! RAT-Ho's!! That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word... The sky above...and the mud below... "You Commie-Pinko sons of bi+c#es... Feel MY Wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches... RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DeeCee QUICK!!! Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Left's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Slick's spies were called....RATZ Attacked Mudboy!! TOO LATE 'cuz MUD had a Groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen... Lord's high above...on EIB Radio!! Slick called his Leftist Minions near... MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear... Rush Limbaugh IS Presidin'!!!"
Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!! You LIE like PIGS...you forfeit yer soul!! Trump said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL GoodFolks!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!! The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care... Covet not thy Neighbor's Share... That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... "Hussein is DEAD...Thank YOU, Prez'dent Bush!!" Next to MUDZ "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse... Blue skies above...sure do miss him so. Folks, Dem Twisted Marxists must be Smacked... Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked... Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract... Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
Blue skies above...clear streams below... Dem Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!! The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!! We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
MUD (9/25/00)
1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
Seriously, y'all, Meet at the Washington Monument (Sylvan Outdoor Theatre) by 11:00 AM EST and plan on CELEBRATING the DEATH of Saddam Hussein 'til 3:00 PM EST!!!
It's Gonna Be a HOOt...MUD
429 posted on 2/26/2003, 4:35:10 PM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Incinerate Hussein!!")
Trumpdated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Hussein's BOMBED!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")
(CM and the BigMan on guitar)
Rain bombs down...It's Justice Time!! Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!! Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATZ Want the World!! Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!! Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!! Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!
(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)
Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going... Folks just want to be left alone!! Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite his friends!! And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals GO HOME!!
(chorus) Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist. Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!! Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!! RATZ Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!
(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)
Train roll on many miles from my home, See, wanna drink my blues away. Tuesday, you see, she had to be free But somehow I've got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!
"Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Night")
MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell... He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!! Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!! Winning's the start of a beautiful run!! Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house... Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!! Leftists' world is busting at its seams... Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams... Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day... Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!
Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders... Obama LIES!! DemRATZ are vile invaders!! But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars... Too bad "Hope and Change" won't power our cars!! So, stand up and fight...fulfill Reagan's bold dreams... Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!
Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings... Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...still, know MUDZ way is Right!! MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!! 'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATZ are sooo VILE!! We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATZ cry!! Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!! Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!
And you know MUD shall be stalking Barry... And we'll trap him somehow, I swear... I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!! Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!
(Saxaphone to end...)
Mudboy Slim (Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-02-27 0:43:22 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Justa Prison Drone" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies... Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...WE WARNED YOU!! Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..." What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!
You used to...prance about... Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out. Now, FOB's don't talk so loud... Now they don't seem so proud... About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeal!!! How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?! Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!! Justa Prison Drone!!!
Ahhh...you went to the finest schools... Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!! You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete... And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!! You say you never told them lies... Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies... We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis... Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!! Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!" I DON'T THINK SO!!!! How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!! To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy BLOWN... Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!!
Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns... On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you. Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good... Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!! You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat... Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats... Ain't it hard...when you discover that... You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!! Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!! HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel... Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!! Yep...a complete unknown...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep Dem Elites!! They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!! Showerin' Bill with precious gifts... Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS... They don't take kindly to RAPE!! You used to be...so amused... At my Mudboy Songs and MUDZ "Radical RightWing Views"... Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!! Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!" Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal! HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!! To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!! Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!
"Sheeple Gotzta Be FRee!!" (To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")
All the World over, it's so easy to see... Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee! Listen here, listen 'bout Deep State's TYRANNY... DETHRONE Dem TYRANTS...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be... If everyone learned to FReep 'gainst DeeCee! Unh hunh... Seems DeeCee...sold us out, sold our Security!! Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Big Guv'ment?! Now...help me now!! All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee... People in this Country don't need squat from Dem Freaks!! We must now demand it...screw Dem folks in DeeCee... People really care...you must believe me!!
"If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand... All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah... Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually... And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"
Buh-uh-uh-ut... I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea... Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!! Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin Willie... Now that's a vile bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!
Get RIGHT on board, now... Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come out and FReep!! Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee! All patriots say come on and go see... Sheeple are awakening...good folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!
See that train over there... That's the Train of FReedom!! RATZ'll soon take a dive...any minute now... You know it's been a long...long overdue! Look Out, Bold MAGA's comin' right on thru...
FReegards...MUD
1,152 posted on 3/17/2003, 9:27:38 PM by Mudboy Slim ("Riamh Nar dhruid O sbairn lan" (Gaelic fer "Never retreat from the clash of spears"))
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"TRUTH's Right, RAT-Slime!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")
Ain't ashamed, I'm uncouth... Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!! Obama's all the rage... Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that RATZ demand. Dem Marxists, how they try... To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!
Truth's Right, RAT-slime!! Defeat the Left's nightmare!! 'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!! Networks still don't seem to care.
Eighteen: I fell in awe... Of a man as wise as could be. Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev... Dutch gave folks liberty!! But now each year, Fed takes what's mine... Big Guv'ment spends and spends!! Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe... RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"
Truth's Right, RAT-Slime!! You leeches steal yer share!! Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned... Tout their Marxist plans... But Voters ain't unaware!!
(BigMan kickin' it on guitar)
Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!! Now we got our Veep, Sarah!! Gov'ner Palin's no joke... She says, "Drill ANWR!!" Devolve Power to the States!!
MUD knows what it means to FReep alone... But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!! We don't care what RAT-Networks say... Right's gonna whup Dems, each and every day. RATZ shall fear the songs of the Syntaurz!! Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!
Mudboy Slim (6 September 2008)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2008-09-06 13:11:27 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"