Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:868647 Comments:6158
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"We Are the RightWing!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")
Right is the Future...Right is FRee!! Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!! Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer TOOLZ!! Right's gonna save you!!
Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!! We reject Left's fools...RATZ ain't FRee!! But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Marxist Tyranny!! Right gotz soul...like the Gip!! Back in '96, man, I was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!! 'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!! Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!! Press, ask REAL questions...know Joe Biden lies... RATZ are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes... Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!! We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill's a Prison Queen!! 'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!! Left's [the] illegitimate scourge of man... RATZ S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!! Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... But when I start pokin' back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!! MUD can rap with this KidRock punk... So just Devolve Power before DemRATZ wake up!! Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"... And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!! I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts... Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!! Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!! We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!! So grab you a Walkman and listen to Rush... Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!! 'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand... We're a legitimate righteous land!! RATZ S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! The Worlds needs patriots liberatin'!! Liberate US...yeah!!
RATZ ain't nuthin'!!
FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! This World needs more righteous liberation!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we feed on sweet Justice!!
I love my FReepin' fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! DemRATZ say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines... Left's thoughts are scams...RATZ make no sense!! Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!! Raisin' Cain on the internet... NooYawk Slimez, here we come, we're takin' stands!! We've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun... Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!! DemLib'rals seem so odd... Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!" I am just Mudboy, you'll understand... Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! Left's freaks fool you!! Right wantsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!!
185 posted on Sunday, August 15, 2004 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-02 13:35:30 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Treason and High Crimes" (To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free... Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat... FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride! But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns... Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?! Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King. But patriots cannot believe in Bill, 'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
"Treason and high crimes don't matter!!" Good DemocRATZ fallin' from glory... Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!!" Left's Kingz R ALL freakz...good folks abhor you-ooouuuUUU!!
(NINja Guitar Jammin' interLUDE...)
Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap... Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie! Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE'd, they take up all his time. We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time... Right'll force him there!!!
Treason and High Crimes will be proved... Will DemocRATZ follow Slick blindly?! The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!!" Election's soon...voters will show you-ooouuuUUU!! Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ooouuuUUU...!!!
(MO' Guitar Jammin' to fade...)
FReegards...MUD
3 posted on WEDnesDAY, September 11, 2002 9:21:55 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-03-10 10:51:47 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Til You Can't" (Written and performed by Kid Rock)
You can tell your old man You'll do some largemouth fishing another time You just got too much on your plate to bait and cast a line You can always put a rain check in his hand 'Til you can't You can keep putting off forever with that girl who's heart you hold Swearing that you'll ask some day further down the road You can always put a diamond on her hand 'Til you can't If you got a chance, take it, take it while you got a chance If you got a dream, chase it, 'cause a dream won't chase you back If you're gonna love somebody Hold 'em as long and as strong and as close as you can 'Til you can't There's a box of greasy parts sitting in the trunk of that '65 Still waiting on you and your granddad to bring it back to life You can always get around to fixing up that Pontiac 'Til you can't If you got a chance, take it, take it while you got a chance If you got a dream, chase it, 'cause a dream won't chase you back If you're gonna love somebody Hold 'em as long and as strong and as close as you can 'Til you can't So take that phone call from your momma and just talk away 'Cause you'll never know how bad you wanna 'til you can't someday Don't wait on tomorrow 'cause tomorrow may not show Say your sorries, your I-love-yous, 'cause man you never know If you got a chance, take it, take it while you got a chance If you got a dream, chase it, 'cause a dream won't chase you back If you're gonna love somebody Hold 'em as long and as strong and as close as you can 'Til you can't Yeah, if you got a chance, take it (take it), take it while you got a chance If you got a dream, chase it, 'cause a dream won't chase you back If you're gonna love somebody Hold 'em as long and as strong and as close as you can Until you can't 'Til you can't Yeah, take it
The TurningPointUSA Halftime Show ROCKED...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Times They Are A'Changin'!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")
Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!! Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!! WE MUST FIGHT!! This Nation's worth savin'!! Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own... Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... EX-Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST RE-IMPEACH HIM!! And indict Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!! Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!! Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!! Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!! Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!! Battle fer hearts and minds rages... We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls... Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan... Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!! Yer Cold War has moved to this Nation!! Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!! Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
(Excellent harp jammin')
The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! WE'LL DETHRONE NOW...AND IMPRISON SLICK LAST!! Welcome Prez'dent Gore...Al's "term"'ll go fast... New World Order is rapidly fadin'!! And the People's Power'll be returned at last... Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
Mudboy Slim and the libertarians (7/15/00)
"On the 28th day of September in the Two-Thousand and Second Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Mall in Washington, DC. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!"
So sayeth the word of...MUD
1 Posted on 07/16/2000 20:39:03 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Black's DAWG!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog")
Hey, Slick Willie, yer a TREAS'NOUS FOOL!! Gon' make Bill sweat...Slick's Mudboy's Tool!! Medyuh's VILE, way they ignore Left's stink... Gonna make Slick burn, gon' make Left sting. Hey, Slick Willie, didja think you'd git away?!! Boy, yer such a trip...still, Prison's yer Fate!!
Right's gotta roll...we shan't stand still, Once Justice starts...next, we'll git Bill!! "If ya do the crimes", Ashcroft said, "We'll catch you, 'cuz Truth ain't dead!!"
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.
Heh Terry, "PUNK" McAuliffe...Slick's petty trainee. Lib'rals, watch US do it now!! Slick Willie, yer a Traitor, you Evil Rapist, Fear yer Fate...Right's Rollin' Now!!
Folks, won't take too long 'fore Slick finds out What FReepers mean by "Take Slick Down!!" Takes my money, scratched my car, Started tellin' MUDZ FRiends, Slim's just gone too far!! Yes, I know, Right must be Bold... RATZ red-necked Lib'rals ain't got no soul.
All I ask for...all I pray, Dubyuh's Rollin' Justice gonna come Slick's way!! Need no Lib'rals...no Feds to hold my hand, Git Left outta my Life, make me a happy man!!
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.
Ohhh ye-ah. Justice makes US do it now. Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah. FReepers shake 'em...do it now!! Shame!! Shame!! Wooh, Slick Willie's Left's shame!!
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")
If Swamp keeps on drainin', LeftWing's gonna break... If RATZ keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!! An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATZ have no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan!! Trump's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!! -ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATZ, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! All DemRATZ have sunken so low!!!! If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you... Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro. Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!! 'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem PrisonBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh. ,p .
All last night, I FReeped all Dem Lefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!! A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
"THE LEFT'S DISTORT" (To be sung to the Eagles' "The Last Resort")
Bill came from Little Rock...lean, hungry, and stylin', Where sleazy politics permeates the air. He packed his lies and schemes like a refugee... Went abroad to denigrate...his OWN COUNTRY!!!
Moscow was a place people were dying... Bill endorsed their Commie ways, and how he loved Stalin!! Left fled from everywhere, to the Soviet Lie... Seeking meek folks to rule...or a place to HIDE!!!
Back in the U.S. bars, snortin' up the good life... Couldn't wait to tell you all...how Marxists really CARE!! He calls it Paradise, I don't know why... Somebody laid Man's freedoms low, while the Left got high!!
Then the BureaucRATZ oozed down into the District... With their Tax'n'Spend and their STOOOPID Li'l RULES!! Where the petty people play, hungry for power, Mandate their evil ways, to give RATZ things to do!!
Some rich Chinese came to rape our land, nobody stopped 'em... Paid off a bunch of DemocRATZ and the Media, they bought it!! And they called it Paradise, the place to be... Givin' up their liberties, incrementally!!
You can leave it all behind, sail to the high ground... Like our forefathers did, two hundred years ago. We even brought a big ol' sign, "FREEDOM is Coming!!" We'll raze Dem Lib'rals burden down, bring the free man's reign!!
We will provide the grand design... Yours is yours and mine is mine!! We tried Left's Socialist ways for years... It's time we end Swamp's Rule via Fear! Left satisfies their endless needs and justifies their bloody deeds... They claim the name of Destiny, yet insult the name of God!!
But you can see US there each Sunday mornin'... Stand up and sing about what it's like up there! We call it Paradise, I'll tell you why... "GOD VALUES CHARACTER, KISS BILL GOODBYE-EYE-EYE-EYE...!"
Mudboy Slim
396 posted on 10/15/2002, 1:00:41 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Come Together!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...we've been buildin' up slowly... Got TheDonald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!! We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee; Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATZ on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! RATZ love Marxist Bernie...RATZ kill preborn children!! Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks. One thing Right must teach Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!! Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Left's got zero morals...Swampz RAT-spine's a crackin'!! RATZ got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!! Fight Dem LeftWing Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Justice...got Kash Patel diggin'!! Next, git RATboy Comey and that bozo Brennan!! We say, "One and one and one is three!!" RATZ love Guv'ment freebies, cast their votes on their knees!! Come together, Right NOW!! Drain DeeCee!!
Oh... Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
Never Forget...MUD
1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Updated 21 February 2020)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2020-02-21 16:13:59 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RATZ're Dolts!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")
Ooooohhh...FReep Dem Lib'ral boys!! Ooooohhh...FReep Dem Lib'ral girls!!
The Left's in shock...America's turned Dems "OFF"!! Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question... "Do RATZ diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?! Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...Whup Dem Lib'ral boys!! Ooooohhh...Teach Dem Lib'ral girls!!
Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!! Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!! Fear the Power of the Right!! Some questions... "Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?! Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATz're Dolts!!
Folks...FReedom hearkens... TRUMP...shall seek Justice!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep Dem Effete Boys!! Ooooohhh...FReep Dem Airhead Girls!! The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off... Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!! Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this... Fear the Power of Our Roll...NO question... "House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!! Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creeps!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!
Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)
6 posted on 10/17/2002, 12:14:49 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Legend of Mudboy Slim" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
Folks, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp... Well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! There's things out there in the middle of them woods That make Dem Lib'rals cry from fright. RATZ still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town... And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Limbaugh couldn't believe it!! Rush just had to find out for hisself. MattDrudge couldn't conceive it!! The dude never seemed to listen to nobody else. Dubyuh couldn't believe it!! Dude just had to find out for hisself... There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
[Spoken:] Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave in the woods. He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good. People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny. Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway... All he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!! He'd write it all down on FReeper threads and he'd bury it all around. And on certain nights, if the moon was Right, he'd sing it out loud, with no sound... Slim'd pour his heart out on the threads he called "Black!!" and run his vocals through it. Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry young man and that's all that there was to it!!
Dem RINOZ couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves. Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it...'cause DemRATZ never would have listened to nobody else. JimRob, sure, he [had sincere doubts]!! Jim just had to find out for hisself... There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
[Spoken:] DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's to FReep. They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATZ and quite arrogant when they'd speak. One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later. We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators." They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand, Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs were just dug up out of the sand. Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked him up off of the ground. Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the Black water sucked him down. Then they turned around and went back to MUDZ shack and picked up MUDZ Justice and ran. Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUDZ Band. McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear Righteous Justice!!!"
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. There's a spot in the yard out back behind MUDZ shack where the ground is always wet. And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath, You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'...You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
367 posted on 10/14/02 1:08 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!" (To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright... And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!! And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!! Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
We've heard Left's anguish... I've heard Left's "hearts" whine out!! Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!!! Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains... Set down Left's chains!!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be. Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!! Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear... Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith... To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead... Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
"God is watching over U.S.!!"
FReegards...MUD
52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-03-04 11:47:20 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReepin' Fer Our FReedom!!" (To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")
We don't care who smokes if they are grown-ups... We don't git our kicks bein' Elites!! And we don't burn our draft cards like Bill Clinton... 'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!
We don't like RATZ Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists... But we like takin' stands and whuppin' Tools!! We don't like our Guv'ment big and flabby... Like Dem Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!
CHORUS: And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!! RATZ race to call US squares and diss our drawl... We still wave Old Glory out front of OUR House... 'Cuz America's still the Greatest Nation of all!!
Marxist Dolts are Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!! Treason and RAT scandals are obscene!! Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee... Whuppin Sosh'list RATZ is MUDZ Righteous Dream!!
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!! Left can call US squares, but we have a ball... We still wave Old Glory out on our front porch!! And Tequila's still the biggest thrill of all!!
We still wave Old Glory out front of OUR House... We Shall Convict ALL Dem Traitors...Let's Roll Today!!
Mudboy Slim
410 posted on 12/9/2002, 2:07:02 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Black-Hearted Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Country Woman")
Shall we roll it JimRob? We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again. A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off. Nah, leave it. Yeah.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?! Hey, hey Lib'rals...why y'all act so queer?!! Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so... Right's gonna haveta whup ya, Commies...Let US ROLL!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!! Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace... Ya didn't have to make US put OUR fists in yer face. Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?! Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!
Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean? Oh, oh DeepState, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah. Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did... Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid." Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?! Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride... Ya didn't have to tell Slick, "Left Approves ArkanCide!!" Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?! Folks, that's all Right, you'll know dumb Chelsea, too!!
Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so, Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?! Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace... Ya didn't have to make US put OUR fists in yer face!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?! Ahh but that's alright, we'll git yer Treasonous TOOLZ!!
Oh yeah-yo. Roll Man! ROLL!!
Hey there Lib'rals...you didn't have to crucify Truth like you did... Ya didn't have to tell MUD I was just some kid. Hey, hey Lib'rals, what'chu really FEAR?!! Ya didn't have to sell our NUKES to Chi-Com Scum!! We shouldn't have to deal with you T'WITS...Let US ROLL!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you? FReepers'll Fight...you'll know HildaBeast, too.
"Hell's In JOEZ Mirror!!" (To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Load up on puns, my FLAMEr FRiendz... We shall not lose this Culture War!! Right's victory is pre-ordained... Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You'll know!! You'll know!! You'll know!!
We're all Right now...we're not dangerous. Fear our throng, though...we're educated!! Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!! Hear MUDZ songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what RATZ do best... And fer this grift, Right is Blessed!! Our patriot group has always been... And always will 'til tyrant's death!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You'll know!! You'll know!! You'll know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!! It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!! Here Right is now...entertaining!! All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam)
We shan't fergit...Swamp's such a waste!! Hell yeah...we'll whup RATZ with our guile!! Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind... Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You'll know!! You'll know!! You'll know!!
We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!! Hear MUDZ songs now...educatin'!! Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous... Right's THE Truth, folks...we're bodacious!! Devolve Power...to the States, folks... It's OUR FReedom...Folks trust US, bro'!!
"RichmondTowne!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got our chests bowed out!! George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!! Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!! Party with folks red and brown... Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore... We SHAN'T let RATZ Win!! All becuz Slick Committed Treason!! What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
Me and my pals, we love fun... WE WHUP RATZ 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!! I don't even know why RATZ come... Go on back where y'all came from!!
RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!! Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!! Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
Theres nothing wrong with Capitalism Theres nothing wrong with free enterprise Dont try to make me feel guilty Im so tired of hearing you cry
Theres nothing wrong with making some profit If you ask me Ill say its just fine Theres nothing wrong with wanting to live nice Im so tired of hearing you whine About the revolution Bringin down the rich When was the last time you dug a ditch, baby!?!
If it aint one thing Then its the other Any cause that crosses your path Your heart bleeds for anyones brother Ive got to tell you youre a pain in the a**
You criticize with plenty of vigor You rationalize everything that you do With catchy phrases and heavy quotations And everybody is crazy but you
Youre just a middle class socialist brat From a suburban family and you never really had to work And you tell me that weve got to get back To the struggling masses (whoever they are) You talk, talk, talk about suffering and pain Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain What the h*ll do you know about suffering and pain
Pre...MUD
787 posted on 3/31/2003, 6:28:06 PM by cherry_bomb88
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Fight 'Gainst RATZ Lust Fer Power!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kind of way to Fight FEAR..." Said Rush Limbaugh to OUR Chief!! "There's too much corruption... Clinton Shall Not Go FRee!!! Bus'nessMen...'tis JusticeTime!! Plowmen...Hear MUDZ Words!! MUD Shall Never Compromise... Nobody else here should!!
Fer Treason we shall Indict Slick... The Swamp...RATZ Shall Implode!! There are many RATZ amongst us... Who "feel" Pro-Life is but a Joke!! But you and I we've been through that... Gittin' JUSTICE is OUR Fate!! So let US stop talking falsely now... RATZ Power We'll Abate!!
(FReakJam ensues...)
Tyrants...RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Leftists HATE the TRUTH!! While all the Lib'rals came to chant... BrainDead IDIOT TOOLZ!! Outside in a cold cavern... Ol' Mudboy DOTH Growwwwwllllll... TruthWriters are approaching... As Ol' Slim Began To HOWL!!
Fight Against RATZ Lust Fer Power!!
Join US On The Watchtower!!
Fight Against Big Guv'ment Power!!
ROCK Dem RATZ into SUBMISSION!!!
FReegards...MUD
1069 posted on 01/22/2003 12:06 PM EST by Mudboy Slim (Bill Clinton is THE RAPIST of America!!!)
771 posted on 3/31/2003, 2:51:33 PM by Mudboy Slim (The DemocRAT Party Prefers Authoritarianism to FReedom... THAT's UN-American!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... Slick Willie's WHORE'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace RATZ Elite Style. Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!! And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So Dems tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'... Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiCom Spies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATZ'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz Slick makes him FReep away RATZ sleazy spiel!! Swamp rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!! RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
RATZ, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep Dem Wrong Ones!! Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATZ think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or are RATZ just damned lazy?! They're so far gone, Dems seem just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATZ sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new fights didn't change things... Left's still the Socialist Shills they've always been!!
RATZ can't hide their ChiCom Spies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
Mudboy Slim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)
325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Scam 'em All!!" (sung to the tune of Van Halen's "Panama")
Jump back, whats that sound? Justice comes, full blast & gavel down Hot Slick, burnin down in DeeCee Town Awful citizen, zero discipline
Dont ya know Slick justices comin to you Youll lose this time You cant . Scam em all, Scam em all Scam em all, Scam em all
Aint nothing like it, Slick's tiny scheme Hes got the feel for real, keeps a lyin bout things Hot seat, burning down in DeeCee town Got a jail cell reserved just for him
Dont ya know Slick justices comin to you Youll lose this time You cant .
Scam em all, Scam em all. Yow! Scam em all, Scam em all oh oh oh Woo!
(guitar solo)
Yeah, yer runnin out of lies tonight Ya can barely get away with the heat comin on You know that were savin A special kinda trail for you now get yer lyin butt back Hes tellin your lyin Book in bout the oval office now Got to be fearin, Patterson n Questions poppin', justice not stoppin now
Scam em all, Scam em all Scam em all, Scam em all oh oh oh oh Scam em all, Scam em all oh oh oh oh Scam em all
cherry_bomb88
996 posted on 4/29/2003, 8:49:25 PM by cherry_bomb88 (No one cares how much you know until they know how much you care. )
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right Side of the Tunes!!" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Sex lunatic EX-President...Vile Miscreant EX-President... Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!! Got to make Bill Clinton feel OUR Wrath!!
Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small!! The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a WHORE... And every day, they enable Slick still more!!
But soon Left's dam'll break open...many Libs'll be RUINED... While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill... And when Dem RATZ implode...the World shall start anew... I'll meet you on the Right Side of the Tunes!!
EX-President has lost his head... Slick's debauchery we shan't accept!! We'll raise a Cain...we'll force "The Change"!! We'll re-arrange Dem Lib'rals' brains!! We'll storm the doors...Slick's got no files on ME!! In prison, Slick'll die, he shan't go FRee!!
And if yer heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... You sing out, yet no one seems to hear!! Those DemocRATZ promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party lies in ruins!! Please join MUD on the Right Side of the Tunes!!
(Eclipse)
Slick LIES so much...Slick LIES with ease... It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels... She was in love...Bill's "TastyFlake"... Slick's rosy palm...fraudulently-raised!!
To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal... ALL Lib'rals LIE, BEG, BORROW, and STEAL!!
Left can't create...Left just destroys... Socialist FOOLS...they'll learn someday... The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!! Come join the Right...we're winnin' the fight!! We'll DEVOLVE Power...bureaucracies gone... All this will come...with Liberty under Man's Law...yes, it's TRUE!! The Lib'ral LIE exposed by our Tunes!!
Mudboy Slim (24 September 1998)
644 posted on 4/18/2003, 4:37:30 PM by Mudboy Slim (DemocRATZ continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"