Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:638536 Comments:5519
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Right's Battle Against Left's WHORE'd!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect the Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!! Marxists kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War!! Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!! Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Yeah...Dems gotta wonder... How far protectin' Slick they'll go! Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!! The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween knave or President...No nooooo!! This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Swamp's Blight!! Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black... The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!! This World is filled with Good and Bad... How will our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold FReepers taught me so. Fine time fer an uprise... RE-IMPEACH RATZ CHI-COM 'HO!! The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake Slick's Harlem Halls... Our guitars shall steal Bill's breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the FReepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring True Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and nice. We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannis!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT... Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... Mindlessly passing your time in this Country away... Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air. You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!! I've been watchin' Biden and I have seen... Left's hatchin' some EVIL SCHEMES!!
What do YOU get for pretendin' the Danger's Not Real?!! Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONED Slick Willie!! YOUR Socialist Media insults OUR Values...Big Deal!! What a surprise! That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes... This Prez'dent's workin' for Beijing!! NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!! Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
[The Lib'rals Prayer] "Big Guv'ment's my Shepard...I shall not want. I Care Not That RATZ LIE!! To preserve Peace... We Must IGNORE Joe Biden's Commie SPIES!!"
But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Joe Biden has endangered this Entire Nation!! Joe's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!! For lo...Joe HAS Great Power, but NO Honor!! Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones, Through quiet reflection and great dedication, COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!! LO!! We shall Rise Up... And then We'll make Dem Marxists Eyes Water!!!
Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on DeeCee with a SCREEEAM!! Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans... Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Have you heard the News?!! Marxism's DEAD!! Soon, RATZ we'll INDICT!! In Jail, RATZ'll Grow Old!! Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
Mudboy Slim (7/26/98)
Updated today...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-08-05 17:20:25 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lies Are TheSwamp's Shame!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Life in the Fast Lane")
MUDZ a hard-headed man...still, he's ruggedly handsome... Dem RATZ are terminally petty!! Left holds US up...socialism's a cancer... We must fight 'gainst Left's brain-washed idiots!! MUD has a nasty reputation as a cool dude... Rush said he was ruthless, Sean said he was crude... RATZ have one thing in common, they live Lives of Dread!! RATZ cry, "Master Biden, the RightWing's back from dead!!" LIES are the Swamp's Shame!! Networks, have y'all lost yer minds?! Mmm-mmm... Are y'all with me so far?
Patriots love action, we're hot fer the game... Joe Biden's lost traction...RAT Media's insane!! RATZ fool all the dumb sheeple...but Left's Marxism Kills!! They're an outrageous Party...screw Dem Media shills!! Media ignores real Terror...LIES about Race... Press pretending not to notice...Networks are a damned disgrace!! Sean's on each evening..."Joe Biden ain't Right!!" RATZ're too tired and lazy... Aren't you INSPIRED to fight about it?!!
LIES are Dem RATZ Shame... Networks make you lose your mind!! LIES are TheSwamp's shame... Where's Left's Shame fer this SLIME?! LIES are the RATZ shame, uh huh!!
(The BigMan, DiscoDave & Stump rockin' it on guitar...)
Hatin' and burnin', Marxists struck first... Hunter's snortin' cocaine...he smoked crack, bubbles burst!! MUD said, "Listen, Biden. You can hear ol' Mudboy sing... We shall take you down, you LIAR... Watch RATZ polling numbers sink!!" Joe said, "Truth can't touch me...BigTech's owned by RATZ!!" Rush Limbaugh died resistin', 'cuz the Network News is TRASH!! LeftWing's rushin' now towards tyranny... Messed around...Iran's lost!! Left didn't know...they are just lyin' 'bout the costs!! Their racist LIES are the RATZ Shame!! LIES are The Swamp's Shame!!
Mudboy Slim (26 September 2009)
Updated today...MUD
Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-29 11:24:02 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"W's Promise!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... CM works in a rock and roll band, Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!! We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown... We're Right, THAT we know!! Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs... We'll follow our dreams just like Dem RATZ do way up on TeeVee!! We'll Whup RATZ Challengers 'til Left's Benign... SCREW Dem Sosh'lists' and DemocRATZ FReaks!! Lib'rals' Promises been broken... DemRATZ ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!
Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!! I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!! But I got drunk one night and I smoked it... All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right... The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!! Every day, it just seems hard to believe... The LIES RATZ're believing in!! Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!! Clinton's a HO-O-O!! The DeepState's's Lyin' and Dems Justice Shall Smite!!
Right won big once off the Normandy coast... But somehow FRench Fergot OUR Cost!! It's TIME Right Fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits... Fer all the liberties we've lost!! Lib'rals' Promises ARE Broken...RATZ Defend TREASON!! Big Guv'ment Steals Something from DEEP in Yer Soul!! Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATZ say, "NO JUSTICE!!" Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!! We'll Defend the FRee from Dem Sosh'list RATZ!! WHUP Dem HollyWeirdo MORONZ!! 'Cuz, folks, RATZ LeftWing Hath Broken... We'll Defend OUR Righteous Home!! FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who Liberated Iraq!! Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!! War's the Cost FReepers are Willin' to PAY!! RATZ're Swamp's HO-O-O's!!! Left Shall Tire of Defending Slick's STAIN!! Justice Be BO-O-OLD!!! "FReedom AIN'T FRee!!" Daddy'd always say. Country, LET'S RO-O-OLL!!! WE AIN'T Gonna Take It, Y'All... Tyrants Shall Be Made To PA-A-AY!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 3/19/2003, 12:06:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
390 posted on 3/25/2003, 5:51:53 AM by Mudboy Slim ("Soddom...Yer PaladinPalacePizza, PUNK!!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Friday night, it was late, I was walking you home We got down to the gate and I was dreaming of the night Would it turn out right How to tell you girl I wanna build my world around you Tell you that it's true I wanna make you understand I'm talkin' about a lifetime plan
That's the way it began, we were hand in hand Glenn Miller's Band was better than before We yelled and screamed for more And the Porter tunes (Night and Day) Made us dance across the room It ended all too soon And on the way back home I promised you'd never be alone
Hurry, don't be late, I can hardly wait I said to myself when we're old We'll go dancing in the dark Walking through the park and reminiscing
Friday night, it was late, I was walking you home We got down to the gate and I was dreaming of the night Would it turn out right Now as the years roll on Each time we hear our favorite song The memories come along Older times we're missing Spending the hours reminiscing
Hurry, don't be late, I can hardly wait I said to myself when we're old We'll go dancing in the dark Walking through the park and reminiscing
Pre...MUD
1,518 posted on 4/7/2003, 12:13:02 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let's Just Add William Jefferson Clinton to Dubyuh's Axis of Evil and Git It Over With!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
[Left's] "Shameless!!" (To be sung to Billy Joel's "Shameless")
Barry, Left's shameless when it comes to loving You... They'd do anything You want them to... They're just Obama's thralls!!
Press's pandering fer all the World to see... Ahhh...Swamp loves Barack's tyranny!! Still, ol' Barry's bound to fall!!
We know Barry's a man who must spend and spend... Insecure about the world He's presidin' in... ACORN's crush easy...RATZ spreadin' crime!! Left's power-lust must be satisfied!!
Left's shameless!! Nation must now say a prayer... All this krap DemRATZ're spendin' on... Taxes steal our liberties!!
This is yer changes?! It's just more spendin'...just more lies!! Ahh...and next medicine's socialized?! It's Big Government Disease!!
You see, you just ain't Right, yer far too proud... Free lunches don't exist...waterboardin' don't drowned!! You could talk yer way outta anything the Press asks you... But the things that you say ain't true!!
I shall never let government have this much control over me!! 'Cuz I worked too hard to call my life my own!! Lib'rals imagine a world where folks accept tyranny... Sure, it's RAT-world now, Left's fascist tool... Next November, yer gonna lose!! Left's shameless!! Yeah yeah!!
(Disco/Bigman freak jam)
You know, Big Guv'ment's sleazy...list of fraud is long... RATZ say, "We're sorry" but the Left is all wrong!! Big Guv'ment costs everyone a friggin' mint!! And RATZ ILLEGALS don't pay the rent!!
I'm tellin' my friends!!
Left's shameless, but they've got the power now... 'Cuz Right didn't use it anyhow... Now, we've got to show some soul!!
Left's shameless, shameless 'bout the LIES they breed... Is welfare pimpin' Left's eulogy?!! Right just wanted you to know!!
RATZ are shameless!! Shameless... Shameless...
Mudboy Slim (9 May 2009)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2012-10-23 22:30:02 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Hard FReeper!!" (sung to the tune of Headknocker by Foreigner)
He drives a 02 Malibu Sings bout the truth Swears Springsteen is da bomb Hes a dedicated FReeper A real Hard FReeper So dont try out doin him Cause if ya wanna be messin Hell give ya a FReepin lesson And hell keep FReepin again
Hard FReeperHard FReeper FReepin those songsa real wordy guy Hard FReeper
He does love to FReepand boy does he love to play Wishes he had an old fender strat He could play behind his back While he sings about Slick Willy Hes a backroom lobbyer A conference room brawler He wants to teach Slick a lesson Cosmic Justices been a FReepin on a mission And theyll just be FReepin again
Hard FReeperHard FReeper FReepin those songsa real wordy guy Hard FReeper
He does like to FReep And baby he does love to play
cherry_bomb88
921 posted on 04/26/2003 1:31 PM EDT by cherry_bomb88
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Take Up The White Man's Burden" By Rudyard Kipling (1899)
This poem was written to President Teddy Roosevelt on the taking of the Philippines. I hope none will be offended by the use of white man please keep in mind the era it was written. White man could well be replaced with the word U.S., and still be just as relevant with Iraq, today. Its a warning about nation building, and not to expect gratitude, or thanks from those we liberate. Some third world cultures just dont appreciate freedom. Which is why they are third world in the first place, IMO.
Take up the White man's burden -- Send forth the best ye breed -- Go bind your sons to exile To serve your captives' need; To wait in heavy harness On fluttered folk and wild -- Your new-caught, sullen peoples, Half devil and half child.
Take up the White Man's burden -- In patience to abide, To veil the threat of terror And check the show of pride; By open speech and simple, An hundred times made plain. To seek another's profit, And work another's gain.
Take up the White Man's burden -- The savage wars of peace -- Fill full the mouth of Famine And bid the sickness cease; And when your goal is nearest The end for others sought, Watch Sloth and heathen Folly Bring all your hope to naught.
Take up the White Man's burden -- No tawdry rule of kings, But toil of serf and sweeper -- The tale of common things. The ports ye shall not enter, The roads ye shall not tread, Go make them with your living, And mark them with your dead!
Take up the White man's burden -- And reap his old reward: The blame of those ye better, The hate of those ye guard -- The cry of hosts ye humour (Ah, slowly!) toward the light: "Why brought ye us from bondage, "Our beloved Egyptian night?"
Take up the White Man's burden -- Ye dare not stoop to less -- Nor call too loud on freedom To cloak your weariness; By all ye cry or whisper, By all ye leave or do, The silent, sullen peoples Shall weigh your Gods and you.
Take up the White Man's burden -- Have done with childish days -- The lightly proffered laurel, The easy, ungrudged praise. Comes now, to search your manhood Through all the thankless years, Cold-edged with dear-bought wisdom, The judgment of your peers!
Rudyard Kipling
783 posted on 4/22/2003, 12:56:11 PM by FBD (Afghanistan, check...Iraq, check... Syria, do you want to co-operate, or join the dustbin?)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Gimme Free Stuff!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Three Steps")
Oooh...
Left's been suckin' on mud...gettin' screwed by Big Guv... Tell the World, Right is not fooled!! When yer workin' this Land...when yer shovelin' some sand... You won't be beggin' from YouKnowHoo!! I said, "Hey there, yella, you effeminate fella... You Big Government TOOL!! Boy, that's my take-home pay, my tax dollars you waste... I refuse to be yer fool!!" RATZ said, "EX-cuuuze, me..."
(Mini FreakJam ensues...)
RATZ are scared...they're fearing that we're Right... Left is shakin' 'cuz they hate being free!! Make Guv'ment lean'n'clean...Big is BAD, boyz!! Pointin' their guns at me!! I sang, "Wait a minute, Lib'rals, you didn't even thank US... You think Ron Reagan's a FOOL?! All DemRATZ, they can blow me, as Right fights to stay free... Still, Left's beggin' fer food!!"
[Lib'ral weanie voice] Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister... Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!! [MUDZ husky voice] Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral... 'Cuz yer a Federal Guv'ment WHORE!! Fer sure...
(Real FReakJam ensues...)
Well, Left's clouds cleared away...the Right began to pray... 'Cuz BigGuv'ment's fightin' wars!! We're all Fortunate Sons...livin' life on the run... 'Cuzza troops...they're protectin' yours!! Slick'll burn...we'll freep Dem Lib'ral fools... The RATZ we'll break...fight from shore to shore... Folks, you shall hear MUD freepin' from miles away... 'Cuz Right is destined for something more!!
[Lib'ral weanie voice] Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister... Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!! [MUDZ husky voice] Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral... Yer just a Federal Guv'ment WHORE!! For sure...
Blow US, you RAT-whores...
Mudboy Slim (2 March 2006)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-03-02 22:17:39 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lucky Man" (To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
He had the zealots, and harems by the score... Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said. Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!
He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Our soldiers soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! His zealots couldn't save him, so WE SHOT "bin", and HE DIED!!!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Mudboy Slim
46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Black's DAWG!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog")
Hey, Slick Willie, yer a TREAS'NOUS FOOL!! Gon' make Bill sweat...Slick's Mudboy's Tool!! Medyuh's VILE, way they ignore Left's stink... Gonna make Slick burn, gon' make Left sting. Hey, Slick Willie, didja think you'd git away?!! Boy, yer such a trip...still, Prison's yer Fate!!
Right's gotta roll...we shan't stand still, Once Justice starts...next, we'll git Bill!! "If ya do the crimes", Limbaugh said, "We'll catch you, 'cuz Truth ain't dead!!"
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.
Heh Terry, "PUNK" McAuliffe...Slick's fellow traitor. Lib'rals, watch US do it now!! Slick Willie, yer a Traitor, you Evil Rapist, Fear yer Fate...Right's Rollin' Now!!
Folks, won't take too long 'fore Slick finds out What FReepers mean by "Take Slick Out!!" Takes my money, scratched my car, Started tellin' MUDZ FRiends, Slim's just gone too far!! Yes, I know, Right must be Bold... RATZ red-necked Lib'rals ain't got no soul.
All I ask for...all I pray, MAGA's Rollin' Justice gonna come Slick's way!! Need no Lib'rals...no Feds to hold my hand, Git Left outta my Life, make me a happy man!!
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.
Ohhh ye-ah. Justice makes US do it now. Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah. Patriots, shame 'em...do it now!! Shame!! Shame!! Wooh, Slick Willie's Left's shame!!
"Mudboy Slim!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Outlaw Man")
Right lives by God's law... I was born to confront SCUM!! The righteous fight 'gainst Tyranny... Fer the RightWing, I'll play "MUD"!! In one hand, Right reads Bibles... In the other, we've got our guns!! RATZ, git to know me...I'm America's son!!
Patriots, you can trust me... Trust me, MUD understands!! One life lived proud and bold, That's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!
Just left my woman, she was naggin' night and day!! Voted fer BO Obama...she rejected RightWing ways!! Some of my friends LOVE Barry... RATZ seldom ever KNOW!! Awake to Guv'ment's danger... 'Cuz Left steals hearts and souls!! Lib'rals, just come and hug me... Networks shall understand... MUD's life it shall unfold... Tis the life of a Redskin fan!! Ooo....
(Sweet Syntaurs freakjam breaks out...)
Statists, don't try to schmoooze me... Have y'all met "Funky Dan"? One guy fightin' RAT-HO's... THAT's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!
Lib'rals call MUD "KRAAAY-ZEE"!! DemRATZ are INSANE!! Marxists call MUD "sinner", Lord... Mudboy know he AIN'T!!
Mudboy prays to Jesus!! Jesus, Barry ain't!! Patriots got no time to lose... MORE BigGuv'ment's plumb INSANE!! Outlaw man!! Funky Dan!! Mudboy Slim!!
Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-03-01 19:50:55 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom across the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill!
Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...
Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread across the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy and MUDZ Merry Minstrels vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!!
Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility.
Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim...
1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
137 posted on 9/24/2003, 8:24:32 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lotsa Pain!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Box of Rain")
Look out yer palace window... Saddam baby, Right's a comin'...any day!! Hussein, yer life is wanin'...yer world's collapsin' And bombs're fallin' from the clear blue sky!! What else you want US to do?! We'll Slaughter You, You Tyrant Fool!! This is all a dream Dubyuh dreamed...one harvest moon years ago!! Crawl out yer palace doorway...Resign Today...Kneel and Pray... Else you'll DIE in War!! Maybe you'll die directly... Or in some Prison where Dwight's been waiting to meet you!! What do you 'spect US to do...To wait fer you to Kill Again?!! Boy, please don't be surprised...When You DIE, You Evil Fool!!
Look into Dubyuh's eyes... RESIGN, you Fool, or you'll be DEAD soon... Right's Gonna RAGE!!
I know it's been sang before... Saddam's been shamed...we'll bomb his homes!! What did World 'spect US to do... Just wait fer fools to launch their nukes?!! FReedom's OUR Dream, you see... Effete Poltroons Shall Be Dethroned!!
Saddam's a wicked Tyrant... Torturing those who dare to dream...he's an Evil Man!! Saddam, yer Power'll be Broken... Yer mind is twisted...yer wars have murdered yer countries' kids!! What did you expect US to do?! Just wait fer you to launch yer nukes?!! Punk, LotsaPain is headin' yer way... Your DEATH shall find you SOON!!
Expect Lotsa Pain...Evil Slaughtered!! Believe it, Right shall FReep ya... If it don't, We'll FReep Limbaugh!! Bloody Powers, where's yer shame?!! Clinton's got no power...and Dubyuh don't play no games!!
Saddam'll Feel a Lotta Pain...and he'll know Death's Icy Stare!! Believe it, we bring FReedom...RATZ, ignore US if you dare!! RATZ shall FEAR our Righteous Reign... 'Cuz Slick Shall be Dwight's late-night mare!! Such a long, hard Road to Justice, But Right shall fight 'til we're there!!
FReegards...MUD
312 posted on 12/03/2002 6:21 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"DemRATZ Distort!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "The Last Resort")
Bill came from Little Rock...lean, hungry, and stylin', Where sleazy politics permeates the air. He packed his lies and schemes like a refugee... Went abroad to denigrate...his OWN COUNTRY!!!
Moscow was a place people were dying... Bill endorsed their Commie ways, and how he loved Stalin!! Left fled from everywhere, to the Soviet Lie... Seeking meek folks to rule or a place to HIDE!!!
Back in the U.S. bars, snortin' up the good life... Couldn't wait to tell you all...how Commies really CARE!! He calls it Paradise, I don't know why... Somebody laid Man's freedoms low, while the Left got high!!
Then the BureaucRATZ oozed down into the District... With their Tax'n'Spend and their STOOOPID Li'l RULES!! Where the petty people play, hungry for power, Mandate their evil ways...to give Dems things to do!!
Some rich Chinese came to rape our land, nobody stopped 'em... Paid off a bunch of DemocRATZ and the Media, they bought it!! And they called it Paradise, the place to be... Givin' up their liberties, incrementally!!
You can leave it all behind, sail to the high ground... Like our forefathers did, two hundred years ago. We even brought a big ol' sign, "FREEDOM is Coming!!" We'll drain Dem Lib'rals burden down, bring the free man's reign!!
We will provide the grand design...Yours is yours and mine is mine!! We tried Left's Socialist ways for years... It's time we end Swamp's Rule via Fear! Left satisfies their endless needs and justifies their bloody deeds... They claim the name of Destiny, yet insult the name of God!!
But you can see US there each Sunday mornin'... Stand up and sing about what it's like up there! We call it Paradise, I'll tell you why... "GOD VALUES CHARACTER, KISS RATZ GOODBYE-EYE-EYE-EYE...!"
FReegards...Mudboy Slim (circa 1998)
559 posted on 10/31/2003, 3:44:06 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"With Hillary Clinton installed in the U.S. Senate and Bill Clinton still capturing headlines while quietly running the Democratic Party, it's plain America has yet to get fully past its decade of sleaze. And while most who'd like to move on hope ignoring Bill and Hillary will do the trick, a hearty minority say America suffers from a case of "justice interruptus" - that the former first couple were demonstrably guilty of crimes but timid prosecutors failed to do their jobs. Nearly 120,000 such citizens have petitioned the Bush administration to do something about this lingering affront to the nation's judicial system, in an effort sponsored by the Washington, D.C.-based legal watchdog group Judicial Watch. "59,535 petitions were sent to Attorney General John Ashcroft demanding that he hold Bill and Hillary Clinton accountable using the evidence available to him from Democratic donor Peter Paul," Judicial Watch announced in a press release Tuesday. Paul is the Hollywood producer who contributed over $2 million to Mrs. Clinton's New York Senate campaign - most of which she failed to report to the Federal Election Commission as required by law. "26,103 petitions were also sent to President Bush demanding that he fire IRS Commissioner Charles Rossotti, a Clinton holdover responsible for illegal audits against conservatives organizations and other perceived adversaries of Bill and Hillary Clinton," said Judicial Watch. That kind of abuse of the IRS was considered one of the most egregious crimes in the history of the presidency when Richard Nixon merely tried to do it in the 1970s. Twenty years later the Clintons got away with it in spades, a fact that still has many civil libertarians shaking their heads in disbelief. And finally, says Judicial Watch, "33,580 petitions were sent to President Bush requesting that he rehire Linda Shenwick, the State Department official who single-handedly uncovered numerous instances of waste, fraud, and abuse of authority at the United Nations and State Department." Shenwick was fired just one day after last year's presidential election, a move she believes was in retaliation for her congressional testimony about the U.N.'s massive misuse of U.S. tax dollars. "The underlying basis of conservatism is respect for ethics and the rule of law," Judicial Watch Chairman Larry Klayman told NewsMax.com Wednesday. "The president and the attorney general should understand that they were elected to carry out that mandate."
120K patriotic Americans standing up fer JUSTICE to be done...where is John Ashcroft?!!
FReegards...MUD
31 posted on 11/4/2003, 1:56:13 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
DemRATZ're Traitors...Vile Threat to the FRee!! Lib'rals Give DeepState Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!! RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!! Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.
When TRUMP comes to town, We're Gonna WHUP RATZ Stain!! When TRUMP comes to town, Right's Gonna Save the Day!! FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down, Clinton Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned Waco Down!!
(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)
RATZ call it "love" when they enslave black kids... Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget. Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATZ!! Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"
Drove on up to DeeCee...gonna make Dem Marxists SQUEEEAL!! The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile HATERS can't dream!! As MUDZ music played, Right helped Country turn around... Right'll Save The Day once Ol' TRUMP comes to town!!
When TRUMP comes to town, We're gonna WHUP RATZ Stain!! When TRUMP comes to town, Right's gonna Save the Day!! Nation, Right was Wrong to ever squander Power, But Right did what it did before TRUMP went to town!!
(Mudboy on harmonica...)
When TRUMP comes to town, Right's gonna WHUP RATZ Stain!! When TRUMP comes to town, We'll Kick A$$ and take names!! FReepers, Right was wrong to ever squander Power, But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATZ clowns!!
(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)
I was there when Left crucified my Lord... I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!! Truth won't seem nice as it skewers RATZ LIES... Watch as we EXPOSE Dems' Chi-Com SPIES!!
When TRUMP comes to town, We're gonna WHUP RATZ Stain!! When TRUMP comes to town, Right's gonna Save the Day!! Nation, Right was Wrong to ever squander Power, But Right did what it did before TRUMP came to town!!
(second solo by the BigMan)
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."
Mudboy Slim
389 posted on 12/31/2002 4:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Obama's Bold Push!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "After The Goldrush")
Yes, Left dreamed they saw a righteous army pleadin', Prayin' fer things from their King. There were Marxists kneelin' and young girls squealin'... Sang, "Barack is Liberty!! 'Cuz we got Big Change comin'...Dubyuh's DONE!!" Our youth's voting fer a dream!! Hope that Brother Barry is "The One"... Who can keep this Country free!! Pray that Prez'dent Barry is "The One"... Who will keep my Nation free!!
Press was lyin' fer their Lord Messiah... A tingle ran up their thighs. Networks swear that they ain't biased... Whilst ignoring Barry's lies. The Syntaurz band's playin' in my head... RightWing felt like getting high. I was thinking about what Li'l Bill had said... He's believin' the Media's lies. Thinking about what Obama said... But I reckon it was a lie.
(MUD on harmonica...)
Folks, Left dreams of raising income taxes higher... Sosh'lists take yer raise fer Big Guv!! There were Lib'rals whinin', "Raise taxes higher!! Obama's the "Chosen One!!"" It's all a dream, George Soros' dream... Big Guv'ment's what RATZ love. Prayin' Brother Barry's power greed... Ain't got freedom on the run. Standin' against Leftists' growing needs... 'Til the Left's DONE.
Mudboy Slim (17 November 2008)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2008-11-17 16:11:47 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"John Ashcroft...Time to RESIGN!!!" (To be sung to Waylon Jennings' "Amanda")
I've held it all in, Lord...God knows I've tried... But it's an awful awakening in a patriot's life... To know of Left's Tyranny and Slick's shameless lies... We put "OUR GUYS" in Justice, then They IGNORE Clinton's CRIMES!!
John Ashcroft, please do what's Right!! Fate...it SHALL force you to INDICT Left's Blight!! John Ashcroft...Fight the Good Fight!! Patriots will help you when you do what's Right!!
(reprise)
That's what's special 'bout FReepers, folks, we understand... The pleasures of fightin' Slick's Treasonous Scams. T-Mac screwed o'er the Teamsters...his crimes are OBSCENE!! Now Ashcroft's in Power, Fer Justice We FReep!!
John Ashcroft, Show US Some Spine!! Sure, RATZ may hate you, but they'll learn our Might!! John Ashcroft, Slick We'll INDICT... FATE Shall Then Make Bill His Cell-Buddy's "wife"!!
Mudboy Slim
615 posted on 4/23/2004, 12:06:55 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Thunderous Thighs" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hill'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Bi+(# don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
(reprise)
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee WHORE'd of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!! But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams will come true!! Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hill'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of Slick's scam... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim (9/29/2000)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"