Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:350714 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John... DemRATS, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Isn't THIS SPECIAL?!
Heh heh heh... RATZ got NO DEFENSE 4 a Righteous (Wo)Man with a Righteous Plan, imho.
"Kerry's Party!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet... Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!! 'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up... 'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!! Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!! She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"... Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!! Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... They got great minds...and they know how to teach!! There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!! John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real... Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!! Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!! You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"... Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!! Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Mudboy on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!! Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!" Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park... And all you politicos who're missin' the mark... Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?! Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
#507. To: backhoe, George W. Bush, Budge, quidam, drudge (#505)
"Already Gone!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put Slick on the shelf!! But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you... And you'll soon find out Right's True... 'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
'Cuz Slick's already bombed... And Right's feelin' strong!! MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
This Prez'dent fer whom RATS voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!! Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE... You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)
And Left's already done... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
Willie know it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power... Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!! So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains... And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!
But me, I'm already gone!! And I'm feelin' strong!! Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song... 'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!
Yes, RATS're already gone... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... 'Cuz RATS're already done!!
Yes, Slick's already buggered... Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!! All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
8 posted on 2/23/2004, 2:49:14 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!" (To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")
We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing... Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!! 'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing... Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!! Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf... We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Now, Dubyuh and the RINOZ, why you wanna treat US this way?! Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATZ can't feel our pain!! Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!! Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!" Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf... Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)
C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!
Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in... Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!! Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!" We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!" Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!! Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"
"Vile Corruption" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")
Vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...Re-e-eno-o's obstru-u-uctin'... I sing about Slick, seems nobody cares... Writing these songs, but nobody hears. You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear, That scumbag, Willie, Slick's Dethronement's Near!!
Slick's a sweet-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent, But his power base's gone...China money's all spent! Well, it ain't really news, Bill's a real good liar... But with Chris Cox's Report...Clinton's term will expire!
Re-e-eno's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption... Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr, Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!" Bill's springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide... The obscene extent to which Slick's folks have spied! Tyranny!!!
So you say we oughtta just give Bill a pass... But Slick ain't a King...that's why we kicked Britain's ass! That Billzabubba, he's a very bad man... But Mudboy's on his case...Clinton doesn't stand a chance!! Oww!!!!
Mudboy Slim
5 Posted on 08/15/1999 20:20:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim
#513. To: Reagan Man, ArneFufkin, coteblanche, Sabertooth, ravinson (#511)
"Truckin'!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Truckin'")
Truckin'...Help the Righteous Win!! Keep Truckin'...like that Limbaugh man... Together - more or less in line Right keeps Truckin' ah-ah-ah-ah-On...
Angelwood, JeffHead, and JimRob they FReepOut on Main Street Chicago, New York, DeeCee, it's all parta the same FReep!! Atypical Patriots involved in a typical day-FReep... Git Ol' Slick and see what tomorrow brings!!
Dallas - got a soft machine Houston - too close to New Orleans New York - got the ways and means but just won't let you be
Most of the RATS you meet on the street speak of True Love Most of the time, they're sittin' and whinin' at home!! One of these days, RATS know they gotta get goin'... Dethrone Left's Whore, come join our FReeps, or Git Stoned!!
Truckin' - like that Limbaugh man Once told me you got to play your hand RINOs - the Power ain't worth a dime... If you don't lay 'em down!!
Sometimes, the Truth's soo simple to see... Other times, RATS assault the FRee!! Lately it occurs to me What a long strange trip it's been!!
What in the world ever became of Slick Will? Slick lost his office, and now he isn't the same!! Living with RATS, the HildaBeast and Cocaine... All the World could say is "Ain't it a shame?!!"
Dubyuh -- help take Soddom Down... Been thinkin' - we gotta whup Left's HO's!! Takes time - you pick a place to go... And just keep Truckin' on!!
Sitting and staring at the burnin' Twin Towers... Gotta fight...or they're gonna strike Our Country again!! I'd like to get some FReepin' 'fore we rumble... 'Cuz we are the GoodGuys, ya know the coppers are OUR FRiends!!
Rushbo...Come and Help US FReeP!! Bake Sale...just like Dan's again!! ROCK now!! We shall defeat Left's spin!! Left just won't let you be-ee-ee-ee...
You're sick of hanging around and you'd like to travel... Come and help us, join US in DeeCeeTown!! You know they can't revoke our votes, Left's trying... DETHRONE DemRATS' Whore...FReep out and dance to Right's sound!!
Sometimes the light's all shining on me Other times I can barely see Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it's been
Truckin - I'm goin home Whoa-oh baby, back where I belong Back home - sit down and patch my bones and get back Truckin on
Almost done...MUD
146 posted on 3/1/2004, 11:27:31 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Fuck you and your mom and your sister and your job And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off
I swear I meant to mean the best when it ended Even tried to bite my tongue when you start shit Now you're textin' all my friends asking questions They never even liked you in the first place Dated a girl that I hate for the attention She only made it two days, what a connection It's like you'd do anything for my affection You're goin' all about it in the worst ways
I was into you, but I'm over it now And I was tryin' to be nice But nothing's getting through, so let me spell it out
A-B-C-D-E, F-U And your mom and your sister and your job And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah A-B-C-D-E, F-U
You said you just needed space and so I gave it When I had nothin' to say you couldn't take it Told everyone I'm a bitch, so I became it Always had to put yourself above me
I was into you, but I'm over it now And I was tryin' to be nice But nothing's getting through, so let me spell it out
A-B-C-D-E, F-U And your mom and your sister and your job And your craigslist couch and the way your voice sounds Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah A-B-C-D-E, F-U Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah A-B-C-D-E, F-U
And your mom and your sister and your job And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off
"Dutch's Home!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!! Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... Let's make that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!! Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, they live in Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous Words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!! 'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron... RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!!
It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
"Reagan!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Communicatin' fer what's Right... Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long... But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
Gave the Oppressed liberation... While Dem Leftists just tore you down!! RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!! Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Found humor in ev'ry situation... Yer quips drove DemRATZ INSANE!! FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!" Heaven rejects the Marxists' pain!!
Reagan!! Created Liberty!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
"Take It to The Senate!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")
Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky... While his "bright" wife's still playin' "Bill's Fool!!" Slick keeps lyin' 'bout "that woman" he used...used like his Tool! You know Bill's always been a Creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round... And it's so hard to change...Fem'nists like to go down! But the sleaze we've seen lately... Slick's a frickin' lout, layin' interns down, 'and lyin' 'bout "his shame."
So join me on the High Road and tell Slick, "Resign!" Take it to the Senate...Impeach this Slime!
Bill spends all of his time hustlin' money... Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes! When it all falls to pieces tomorrow, Slick'll do Prison Time!!
I know you're you're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care... That EX-Prez'dent's a WHORE! Left loves their Miscreants!! Still, this Country's worth retrievin'... Right'll come stormin' back, we're on the attack, next we'll get Algore!!
So join me on the high road...inform Slick, "It's Time!" Take it to the Senate...Convict this Slime!!
Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach this Prez'dent... Take it to the Senate...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!!
[Chorus to fade]
Mudboy Slim
To my fellow Vast, Right-Wing Conspirators--
Well, folks, Operation ClintonBeGone is on schedule and gaining speed, as powerful forces grind mercilessly on, and the scenario for Slick Willie's dismissal becomes apparent to all. I'm sure all of you are reading the tea leaves and it's becoming increasingly obvious that the Rapist-in-Chief/ First Traitor is precariously close to being replaced by his trusted henchman, Algore.
What?! You say, you've been keeping up with the news and you've heard nothing of this? Of course, you say, a story of this magnitude would be the Number One Lead story by Mssrs. Rather, Jennings and Brokaw...they are all patriotic Americans ready and willing to lay their careers--and lives--on the line to pursue rampant corruption at the highest levels of our Federal Guv'ment...aren't they?
Remember Impeachment I, when the Lame-Stream Media kept on telling us how the Republicans were going to pay a Helluvaprice at the polls in '00...seeing as to how they were dragging us through that nasty Impeachment Trial and all? You recall the mantra..."the American Sheeple just want to allow their Great and Fearless Leader, William Jefferson Clinton, to be freed from the concerns surrounding his corruption so he can 'get back to the Work of the American people'...gawldurnit!!!" I actually recall Dick Gephardt predicting that not only would they retake the House and retain the White House...Hell, the Democrats might even take back the Senate! Turns out the Socialist Media and their hand- puppets in the Democratic Congressional Caucus had it wrong all along.
From a 25 June 1999 news report in the Washington Times, reporter Ralph Z. Hallow writes..."Republicans actually helped their image with voters- -and boosted their election prospects in the 2000 election--by impeaching President Clinton, a leading DEMOCRATIC pollster said Thursday. At the same time, Democrats are suffering from a delayed voter disgust with Mr. Clinton's scandals that has improved GOP chances for the presidency and Congress in next year's elections, according to DEMOCRATIC pollster Celinda Lake."
Folks...THIS IS HUGE! If Impeaching a shamelessly-corrupt President for Perjury and Obstruction of Justice surrounding a series of sexual liaisons turned out to be a Net Positive, what kind of "bump" in the polls will transpire when Congress goes after Clinton for TREASON surrounding Communist China's Cash-for-Nuclear-Technology-Secrets Espionage/Bribery Scandal? Or how about Abuse of Power for the Slick Willie-ordered slaughter of innocent Serbian and Kosovar Albanian civilians, for no apparent benefit whatsoever? And how must the DemonRATS feel, after recieving solemn assurances from Willie Jeff that there were "...no other shoes to fall," then standing united behind a ethically-challenged and morally-corrupt man who knew full well that there is always "...another shoe to drop" with this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators! Are these folks, having been cut off at the knees once, going to roll over for Clinton yet again? I say at least Twelve Democratic Senators will NOT pull another "Webb Hubbell." At some point over the next 15 months, these facts will become undeniable, unavoidable, and unspinnable for Bill Clinton...and HE WILL RESIGN!!
Quite Sincerely-- MUD
1 Posted on 07/05/1999 08:30:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder)
William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, the Gift that keeps on giving...MUD
313 posted on 11/05/2002 3:59 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
153 posted on 4/11/2003, 9:57:04 AM by Mudboy Slim (Let's Jist Add William Jefferson Clinton to Dubyuh's Axis of Evil and Git It Over With!!)
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