Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:427205 Comments:4976
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be "graduate") students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question."
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
Washington Redskins/Commanders 23...T.B. Bucs 20...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Masterful Whore!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Slick has never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! Left lauds his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... Left is hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow Lord's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Socialism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, Right's WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )=^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... I'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... Plant a flower o'er yer head!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 02/10/2001 20:20:51 PST by Mudboy Slim (DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Liberty is Our Solution!!" (To be sung to AC/DC's "Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution")
All Right!! Hey there, all you "moderates"... Throwin' away yer Leftist votes!! R-RINOs**, yer out there sittin' on the fence!! Folks, git off yer A$$ and come to DeeCee!! 'Cuz Liberty ain't no compromise... Our freedoms make good good sense!! Good sense...oww....oooh yeah!!
Guv'ment Lib-uh-rulls are whinin'...Biden's their STAR!! RATZ been castrated...'cuz they trust in TheWhore'd!! We must win it in the streets...don't underfund police!! Left Breeds Death...RATZ really need to ABORT!!
Yes, more freedom is in our future... Big Guv'ment's in the past!! Protest all unfair taxes!! Right's never gonna die...never gonna die!!
Liberty is MY solution!! Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!! C'mon, join the Devolution!! Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Yes, it will...ha ha ha ha...
Right, take a look outside Left's Media Whore'd... Three TRILLION Bucks...Tyrant Presidents!! Well, RATS ask us if we wanted Guv'ment cheese from DeeCee... We said, "We want our liberty, instead!!"
Yes, more freedom's in our future... Big Guv'ment's in the past!! Reject any more taxes!! Truth's never gonna die...RATZ're gonna FRY!!
[Now. everybody join in...LOL!!]
Liberty is OUR solution!! Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!! C'mon, join the Devolution!! Liberty's just our destiny!!
(Disco and the BigMan on a FreakJam)
Oh Liberty is OUR solution!! Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!! C'mon, join the Devolution!! Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Liberty is OUR solution!! Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Liberty is OUR solution!! Liberty!! Oh...Liberty is just OUR Destiny...YEAH!!
Mudboy Slim (23 May 2007)
BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
They don't eat, don't sleep They don't feed, they don't seethe Bare their gums when they moan and squeak Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet They don't push, don't crowd Congregate until they're much too loud F**k to procreate till they are dead Drink the blood of their so called best friend
They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way Don't pack themselves together and run as one Don't shit where they're not supposed to Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare
They don't scam, don't fight Don't oppress an equals given rights Starve the poor so they can be well fed Line their holes with the dead ones bread
They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way } Don't pack themselves together and run as one } (2x) Don't shit where they're not supposed to } Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare... }
Rats...They don't compare (2x) Ben, the two of us need look no more (5X)
Pre...MUD
836 posted on 2/9/2003, 1:57:46 PM by Mudboy Slim (RATZ're Ignorant DOLTS...TRUTH is the Swamp's Number One ENEMY!! )
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I like to dream Yes, yes right between the sound machine On a cloud of sight I drift in the night Any place it goes is right Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here
Well, you don't know what we could find Why don't you come with me little girl on a magic carpet ride? Well you don't know what we could see Why don't you tell your dreams to me?, fantasy will set you free.
Close your eyes girl, look inside girl, let the Sound take you away.
Last night I held Aladdin's lamp, so I wished that I could stay. Before the thing could answer me well someone took the lamp away I looked around a lousy candle was all I found.
Well, you don't know what we could find Why don't you come with me little girl on a magic carpet ride? Well you don't know what we could see Why don't you tell your dreams to me?, fantasy will set you free.
Close your eyes girl, look inside girl, let the Sound take you away.
Pre...MUD
689 posted on 2/8/2003, 8:12:05 AM by sultan88 (The Sultan knows good music)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RE-Impeachment Fever!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever")
Ha-aiigh!! Well, Bill don't know where we come from, But we're comin' on strong... Slick knows we shall Re-Impeach!! Yeah, the polls say folks don't want it, 'Cuz the Econ'my's goin' good... Those pollsters ain't been talkin' to me!! Come join me...Catch the Fever! Impeachment Fever!!
It's high time Clinton got it...got his Li'l Willie blowed... By an intern...Slick Willie's paramour! The Prez'dent's playin' doctor, so he slid her his "cure"... Bill's got'im an intern humidor!!! We're gettin'...RE-Impeachment Fever! Election's nearing! It's growin'...RE-Impeachment Fever! Left is quiv'rin'! It's gettin' dangerous...Slick'll feel our pain! Folks want a ch-ch-change! You know it's over when...Lib'rals complain, "It's okay for Bill to LIE... Guys...Oh, can't we drop this thing?!"
Well, Bill makes those Lib'rals purr...what a powerful "man"... Hill'ry loves her husband, "The Creep"!! The Left knows election's blown...sad times for DemocRATZ... They love Guv'ment, but they're just Sheep!! Come join me...Catch the Fever! RE-Impeachment Fever! Go vote and FReep 'gainst TREASON! Rage against Left's "Leader"!
"Proverbs 29:4 By justice a king gives a country stability, But one who is greedy for bribes tears it down." Posted on 08/27/2001 02:49:36 PDT by Russell Scott
To: Russell Scott Thanks, my FRiend...Sun Tzu, "When the Enemy defends indefensible terrain, ENGAGE THE ENEMY!!"
"Hey, George!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Hey Joe")
Hey George...whatcha doin' with that Power you have?! Hey George...I say, whatch doin' with that Power we gave?! Yo!! Right's gonna shout Truth like Dutch Reagan... You know we fought Dem Leftists 'bout Big Government!! Yeah, Right's gonna now regroup 'round Ron Reagan!! You know we fought Dem Marxists 'cuz they're Big Government!! Hunh!! DemRATZ ain't too cool!! Hunh?! Hey George...I heard yer gonna devolve Power... You got the Power NOW!! Hey George...Right's goal is "NOT" to save the Power!! You got the Power to "DE-Power"...yeah!! YEAH!!
To be continued...MUD
938 posted on 12/15/2004, 12:19:28 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"We Are the RightWing!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")
Right is the Future...Right is FRee... Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!! Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!! We reject Left's fools...RATZ ain't FRee!! But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!! Right gotz soul...like the Gip!! Back in '96, man, I was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!! 'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!! Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!! Press, ask REAL questions...know TraitorJOE lies... RATZ are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes... Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!! We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill's a Prison Queen!! 'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!! JOEZ [an] illegitimate scourge of man... RATZ S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!! Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!! MUD can rap with this KidRock punk... So just Devolve Power before DemRATZ wake up!! Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"... And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!! I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts... Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!! Unh!! FReepersUP!! DeepState's LYIN' SCUM!! We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!! So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush... Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!! 'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand... We're a legitimate righteous land!! RATZ S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! The World needs patriots liberatin'!! Liberate US...yeah!!
RATZ ain't nuthin'!!
FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! This World needs more righteous liberation!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we need Equal Justice!!
I love my FReepin' fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! DemRATZ say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines... Left's thoughts are scams...RATZ make no sense... Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!! Raisin' Cain on the internet... NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!! I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun... Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!! DemLib'rals seem so odd... Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!" I am just Mudboy, you'll understand... Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! Left's freaks fool you!! Right wantsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Mudboy Slim
185 posted on Sunday, August 15, 2004 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Lib'rals...my friends... When will yer hatred disappear?! Leftists...my bro's... Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good intents in their souls... IGNORANT TOOLS...EVIL Goals!! Please explain why Clinton Lied!! But Lib'rals...my friends... It's fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!
Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah... Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!! Lib'rals...we'll still love ya... MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep... Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!! Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!! And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby... Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let DemocRATZ git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!! Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?! Sosh'lists...my friends...you can't say MUD never tried...
Revised today...MUD
15 posted on 11/16/2002 7:01 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Freedom's the Word!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Free as a Bird")
Free-ee-eedom's the word!! It's the best durned thing fer me...free as a bird. Bold...Bold and Right... Righteous, noble world we'll find...once the Syntaurz sing!!
Whatever happened to...what's Right shall pull US thru!! We can really thrive without Big Guv'ment!! Why did Bush spend too much?! Why do RATZ love Guv'ment?!! We gotta save our Nation...
Free-ee-eedom's the word!! Whup RATZ Leftist Tyranny!! Freedom's the Word!! Bold...Bold and Right... Whatta noble world we'll find...once RightWing sings!!
Whatever happened to the fight fer righteous Truth?!! Always made me feel soooo... Free-ee-ee!!
Freedom's the word... Righteous quest fer Liberty... Freedom's the word... Freedom's the word... Freedom's the word...
Mudboy Slim (11 February 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2010-02-12 8:05:20 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Change It!!" (To be sung to Stevie Ray Vaughan's "Change It")
You can change it... We'll re-arrange it!! Freedom is all that we got.... Dem Marxists shan't take it!!
MAGA, Devolve Power!! We're soldiers fer what's Right!! We've worked as these years have amassed... DemRATZ we shall fight!!
Run away from the Left's shameless LIES... Country, we want you to be on OUR side!! Pissants on Network News are RAT-whores!! Left's WHORE'd!!
Alinsky taught a vile way of life... Country, I want you to sing fer the Right!! MUD and his RightWing band ain't RAT-whores... We'll score!!
BarryO wants to control yer life... Country, I want you to Vote fer the Right!! Me and my righteous stands RATZ ignore... No more!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on his ax...)
Goodbye, BigGuv'ment... TraitorJOEZ Way sucks A$$!! Condemn all Left's Marxist Tyranny... Trump's time's comin' fast!!
Come to me, Barry... Come play MUD one-on-one!! That's right, RATZ are LOSERS... Right shall groove on!! Let's vote out Left's bores... Let's defeat RAT-whore'dz!! RightWing, be bold!! Let's fight fer our home!!
Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Trump's comin' back fer more...
Mudboy Slim (4 February 2010)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"If I Were the President..." (To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter...")
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation... Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!** Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!! If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me? Ohhhh...considerin' the facts I'd share... Don't reckon you'd like me much...
[To Slick Willie hisself] SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!! Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time... Truth'll haunt all yer tomorrows!! If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?! I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!" I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!
If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?! We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS... SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!! If I were the Governor...and you were a lady... Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
If I were the President, and you were my Jewel... Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)** Won'tcha love me, Nation?!
OuterBanksMUDrevisited (9/18/01)
9 posted on 3/3/2003, 8:48:54 AM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends... KorruptKlintonKlan DemocRATZ LOATHE America and Liberty!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... SlickWillie's WHORE'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!! And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So RATZ tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'... Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATZ'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATZ sleazy schpiel!! Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!! RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "KAMALAZ FIRED!!"
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
RATZ, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!! Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATZ think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or were RATZ always crazy?! They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATZ sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things... Left's still the Socialist Shills they've always been!!
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami+12 hours)
325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Vile Corruption" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")
Vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...White House's obstru-u-uctin'... I sing about JOE, seems nobody cares... Writing these songs, but nobody hears. You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear, That scumbag, Biden, he'll be gone this year!
JOEZ a slow-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent, But his power base's gone...China money's all spent! Well, it ain't really news, JOEZ a real good liar... But with patriots on JOEZ Case...Biden's term'll expire!
DeeCee's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption... Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr, Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!" JOEZ springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide... The obscene extent to which Biden folks have spied! TYRANNY!!!
Media says we oughtta just give JOE a pass... But JOE ain't a King...that's why we kicked Britain's A$$!! That Prez'dent Biden, he's a very bad man... Jim Jordan's on his case...Biden doesn't stand a chance!! Oww!!!!
FReegards...MUD
73 posted on 10/28/2001, 8:07:56 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Mudboy Slim posted on 2023-02-03 11:36:57 ET
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Got Issues!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Scar Tissue")
Got issues, how I wish you saw... Bombastic Lib'ral know-it-all... Votes fer lies and RATZ LeftWing Cause... What's a word like "fair"?! Why that far-off stare?! Yer just sosh'list fools and... What's the word on Kerry?! You Big Guv'ment tools...yeah!!
Patriots, we must stand tall... Whup Left's nutty world...help Big Guv'ment fall!! Callin' all folks like myself... To fight fer starts of State-wide wealth 'cuz... "FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!! FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and... Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!
(nice guitar break)
MUDZ "cause" is the RAT-WHORE'dz fall... Lib-uhh-rulls think they know it all!! Leftists lies 'bout Viet Nam, but... Trust the words I share... Righteous World's quite "fair"!! Dem Leftist goons... What's the word on Kerry? Left's Sosh'list Tool!!
Ain't jokin' 'cuz Slick broke the law... Left ain't Right...RATZ gotta fall!! Oughtta FReep...answer the call... Yer Nation needs you, too...gonna have a Ball!! "FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!! FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and... Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!
(sweet guitar pickin')
Got issues, how I wish you saw... Quite spastic Lib'ral know-it-all... Chi-Com spies and Leftists who pause... RightWing World ain't scary!! Righteous World's quite "fair"...US voters knew!! RightWing world ain't scary!! Sing righteous tunes!! FReep the World...we care!! US voters knew!!
FReegards...MUD
654 posted on 12/21/2004, 1:14:23 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Maybe this will boggle your mind, The year is 1904. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the US statistics for 1904:
The average life expectancy in the US was 47 years.
Only 14% of the homes in the US had a bathtub.
Only 8% of the homes had a telephone.
A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost $11.00
There were only 8,000 cars in the US, and only 144 miles of paved roads.
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California. With a mere 1.4 million residents, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union.
The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower.
The average wage in the US was 22 cents an hour.
The average US worker made between $200 and $400 per year.
A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a dentist $2,500 per year.
A veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year.
A mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
More than 95 percent of all births in the US took place at home.
Ninety percent of all US physicians had no college education. Instead, they attended medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press and by the government as "substandard."
Sugar cost four cents a pound. Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen. Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.
Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
Canada passed a law prohibiting poor people from entering the country for any reason.
Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented.
There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Two of 10 US adults couldn't read or write. Only 6% of all Americans had graduated high school.
Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at corner drugstores. According to one pharmacist, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health." (Shocking!)
Eighteen percent of households in the US had at least one full-time servant or domestic.
There were only about 230 reported murders in the entire US.
And I forwarded this from someone else without typing it myself, and sent it to you in a matter of seconds! Try to imagine what it may be like in another 100 years ... it staggers the mind."
FReegards...MUD
655 posted on 12/21/2004, 2:03:27 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"American Lib'ral!!" (To be sung, angrily, to the Guess Who's "American Woman")
Unnhhh!!!
American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee! Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee! Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal Whore, Don't want you to regulate no more! I got more important things to do... Than waste my time hatin' life with you! "NOW Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!! DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee! Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees... Don't come a'bitchin' around my store... Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more... Public Ed just stupidifies, But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES! "NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay! Femi-NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'ral, said get away-ay! Hill'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay! Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores... Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more... We don't need your welfare schemes... We don't need your class enmity! Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies... The Right will just convict his spies!! Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!! American Sheeple...when will you see?!!
GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more! We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton! Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye! You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!! Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye, Tell'im what he's gotta do, "Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!" Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?! Slick, ya gotta leave-eve!!
Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!
Mudboy Slim (07/25/1999)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
[John McCain] "Smells like a Democrat to me" (Sung to the tune by Billy Joel Shes always a woman to me)
Well he drifts to the left and drifts from the right Where hell end up is the Presidency in sight? So its ok to switch John The Reps all agree And they all smell the same And he smells like a Democrat to me
And ohhhhhhhh He takes care of himself He can switch if he wants John, You know its really about time And ohhhhhhhh He will do the Dems proud Dont say Special Interest to loud In case he changes his mind
Now Go John Just Go and dont say good-bye If you win the White House I think I will cry But if you ask all the Reps I think theyd agree Blame it all on McCain If it smells like a Dem Then it sure is a Democrat to me They all smell the same And he smells like a Democrat to me
Parody by...Fordo
743 posted on 12/25/2003, 6:28:49 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Federal spending has increased by 23.7 percent since Bush took office. Education has been further federalized in the No Child Left Behind Act. Bush pulled out all the stops to get Republicans in Congress to create the biggest new entitlement program -- prescription drug coverage under Medicare -- in 40 years. He pushed an energy bill that my colleague Jerry Taylor described as "three parts corporate welfare and one part cynical politics . . . a smorgasbord of handouts and subsidies for virtually every energy lobby in Washington." It's a far cry from the less-government, "leave us alone" conservatism of Ronald Reagan. Conservatives used to believe that the U.S. Constitution set up a government of strictly limited powers. It was supposed to protect us from foreign threats and deliver the mail, leaving other matters to the states or to the private sector -- individuals, families, churches, charities and businesses. That's what lots of voters assumed they would get with Bush. In his first presidential debate with Al Gore, Bush contrasted his own vision of tax reduction with that of his opponent, who would "increase the size of government dramatically." Gore, Bush declared, would "empower Washington," but "my passion and my vision is to empower Americans to be able to make decisions for themselves in their own lives." Bush was tapping into popular sentiment."
We've got 10 months to get a handle on outta control Federal spending and set the tone fer Dubyuh's second term!!
FReegards...MUD
696 posted on 12/23/2003, 3:25:54 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"