Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:344349 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Ol' Waco" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... The blame it is all Slick's own... That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren... Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! Folks, we shan't bow to him... Righteous shall detach Slick's crown... Shouldda RESIGNED long ago... What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?! Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!
La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la... La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la...
Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must cast Slick down!!! History shall record it so!! What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?! How could Gore run when he know'd?!
Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Why DID we raze Kosovo?!! War Criminals demand Justice!! [Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo... Kids dead in Kosovo... Four dead in Ohio?! Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!! Why weren't the Sheeple told?! REJECT RATZ MEDIA WHORE'D!!!
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")
If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!! An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATZ got no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan... Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!! -ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATZ, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin' to find a Hero?!! All DemRATZ have sunken so low!!!! If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you... Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro. Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!! 'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! Ah~ooh-hooh.
All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!! A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
"Simple Man!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
His Mama told Bill...when he was young... "Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son. My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play... So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!! Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass! Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat. Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love... This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Slick, life is simple...have a plan... Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man. Willie, be a simple, kindly man. Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!
Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold... Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul! Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try... All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Slick, be a symbol...make your stand! Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam! Willie, life is simple...for a Man... You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick said, "I WILL!!"
(The BigMan, Disco, and Mordecai Brown lettin' loose like nobody's bidness...)
You know the story...Slick loved hisself! Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else! Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED! Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand... Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!! Willie, he's a symbol...Brave New World Man!! Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!
Willie, you're a simple, real awful man... You are "Guilty!!"...Time to Pay The Band!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/02/1999 06:05:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@frickin.lout)
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!) Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!! Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!! King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATZ Shall Pay!!!!! McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy. Seems that intern sure could suck... Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!! JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!! How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!! My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open. Just like the day...like the day we learn'd.... Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear. Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.
"Dubyuh's Stand!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")
(J-dog on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)
Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!! And DemocRATZ'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!! Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God... Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!! DemRATZ fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance... Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France... But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATZ or Ol' Slick Willie!! And the Libs round here are meek like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!! Freep the churches...give RATZ Hell!! Freedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!! Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!
The 4um gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!! We'll meet next to the White House exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!! Folks, there's CORRUPTION up in the Beltway... Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!! Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our Righteous Fight!! We'll freep with pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid... Contract's made...We Shall RE-IMPEACH!! Libs trash our wars, trash our good name...suckers fer Big Guvernment dreams!! The EVIL LeftWing shunted...implodes 'cuzza rock'n'roll bands!! That face off against each other out in the street...Join OUR Righteous Stand!!
(Guitar jammin' by the Big Man)
In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage. My friends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!! Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country... Desperate as the Right moves on... RATZ're kooks, but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
(SlickWillie impersonator on saxaphone)
In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts freep... Bold ensigns fightin' fer what's Right...rememberin'... RATZ Power is lost...fool Lib'rals, they rot...refusin' to WIN...they surrender!! In the jukejoints uptown, the RATZ vile dream is fer Power!! BigShots reckon Power's their God-given Right!! RINOZ watchin while Independents're stole away... It's fer the World Right fights this noble fight!! Inside, the RightWing fight 'til Big Guv'ment's toast... You see, we're flesh while Left's fantasy!! Folks, the poets 'round here, we shout, "FReedom fer ALL!!" 'Cuz Right stands up fer our Liberty!! So come and freep fer what's Right...we'll peak fer our moment... The Right'll make an honest stand!! Left's mortally-wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!! The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
"Rich Men North of Richmond" (As sung by Oliver Anthony)
[Verse 1] I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day Overtime hours for bullshit pay So I can sit out here and waste my life away Drag back home and drown my troubles away
[Pre-Chorus] It's a damn shame what the world's gotten to For people like me and people like you Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is, oh, it is
[Chorus] Livin' in the new world With an old soul These rich men north of Richmond Lord knows they all just wanna have total control Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do And they don't think you know, but I know that you do 'Cause your dollar ain't shit and it's taxed to no end 'Cause of rich men north of Richmond
[Verse 2] I wish politicians would look out for miners And not just minors on an island somewhere Lord, we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat And the obese milkin' welfare
[Verse 3] Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds Young men are puttin' themselves six feet in the ground 'Cause all this damn country does is keep on kickin' them down
[Pre-Chorus] Lord, it's a damn shame what the world's gotten to For people like me and people like you Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is, oh, it is
[Chorus] Livin' in the new world With an old soul These rich men north of Richmond Lord knows they all just wanna have total control Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do And they don't think you know, but I know that you do 'Cause your dollar ain't shit and it's taxed to no end 'Cause of rich men north of Richmond
[Outro] I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day Overtime hours for bullshit pay
I've been pickin' on the same backboard since I was just a boy with a dream My daddy had a calf baby horse By down in the field, running backer and things Preacher talk about heaven son, it sure sounds nice At least I can tell them that I had me a slice Nobody singing songs about Virginia But sweet Virginia's always a singing to me
Down some old backer roads Where the green grass grows On down in the hills Where the folks on horseback rode Lordy I'll tell the youngins when I grow old What they all told me Lord, they don't never sing songs about Virginia But sweet Virginia's always a singing to me
I've got a lighter, I've got a bowl I know a spot where the law don't go Now we can smoke something My daddy never grow back in his day
Down some old backer roads Where the green grass grows On down in the hills Where the folks on horseback rode Lordy I'll tell the youngins when I grow old What they all told me Son, they don't never sing songs about Virginia But sweet Virginia's she's a always singing to me
Appalachian singer and songwriter, Oliver Anthony has struck a chord with his plaintive ballad, Rich Men North of Richmond, which remains No. 1 on iTunes. The song caused the incurable weenies at Rolling Stone to suffer a major fit of cognitive dissonance. Here was a real country boy with nothing but a $650 guitar (Gretsch G9220 Bobtail Round-neck Mahogany Body Resonator) and microphone, with no recording studio, singing a song that instantly resonated with millions of people. The singles release and stunning reception may be one of the most extraordinary events in American recording industry history. In response, Rolling Stone senior editor and country columnist, Joseph Hudak, reported:
Right-Wing Influencers Just Found Their Favorite New Country Song In Rich Men North of Richmond, a singing farmer in Virginia blasts high taxes and obese people on welfare, and even appears to allude to Jeffrey Epstein.
Right-wing influencers are losing their minds over a new country song that just appeared on streaming services today.
Apparently like so many people who work in Americas Fascist-Corporatist entertainment industryan industry that imposed the strictest conceivable COVID-19 vaccine mandates and ferociously punished any artist who didnt comply with them Mr. Hudak is determined to remain tone-deaf to all heartfelt expressions by millions of working class Americans who have felt ever-more left behind and snubbed since the 2008 Financial Crisis.
Oliver Anthonywhose real name is Christopher Anthony Lunsford not only sings the truth of how he feels, he writes with great candor about himself and the world as he sees it. As he recently wrote in a long Facebook post:
"People in the music industry give me blank stares when I brush off 8 million dollar offers. I don't want 6 tour buses, 15 tractor trailers and a jet. I don't want to play stadium shows, I don't want to be in the spotlight. I wrote the music I wrote because I was suffering with mental health and depression. These songs have connected with millions of people on such a deep level because they're being sung by someone feeling the words in the very moment they were being sung. No editing, no agent, no bullshit. Just some idiot and his guitar. The style of music that we should have never gotten away from in the first place.
My legal name is Christopher Anthony Lunsford. My grandfather was Oliver Anthony, and "Oliver Anthony Music" is a dedication not only to him, but 1930's Appalachia where he was born and raised. Dirt floors, seven kids, hard times. At this point, I'll gladly go by Oliver because everyone knows me as such. But my friends and family still call me Chris. You can decide for yourself, either is fine.
In 2010, I dropped out of high school at age 17. I have a GED from Spruce Pine, NC. I worked multiple plant jobs in Western NC, my last being at the paper mill in McDowell county. I worked 3rd shift, 6 days a week for $14.50 an hour in a living hell. In 2013, I had a bad fall at work and fractured my skull. It forced me to move back home to Virginia. Due to complications from the injury, it took me 6 months or so before I could work again.
From 2014 until just a few days ago, I've worked outside sales in the industrial manufacturing world. My job has taken me all over Virginia and into the Carolinas, getting to know tens of thousands of other blue collar workers on job sites and in factories. Ive spent all day, everyday, for the last 10 years hearing the same story. People are SO damn tired of being neglected, divided and manipulated.
In 2019, I paid $97,500 for the property and still owe about $60,000 on it. I am living in a 27' camper with a tarp on the roof that I got off of craigslist for $750.
There's nothing special about me. I'm not a good musician, I'm not a very good person. I've spent the last 5 years struggling with mental health and using alcohol to drown it. I am sad to see the world in the state it's in, with everyone fighting with each other. I have spent many nights feeling hopeless, that the greatest country on Earth is quickly fading away.
That being said, I HATE the way the Internet has divided all of us. The Internet is a parasite, that infects the minds of humans and has their way with them. Hours wasted, goals forgotten, loved ones sitting in houses with each other distracted all day by technology made by the hands of other poor souls in sweat shops in a foreign land.
When is enough, enough? When are we going to fight for what is right again? MILLIONS have died protecting the liberties we have. Freedom of speech is such a precious gift. Never in world history has the world had the freedom it currently does. Don't let them take it away from you.
Just like those once wandering in the desert, we have lost our way from God and have let false idols distract us and divide us. It's a damn shame."
"Muslims" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Muslims...my FRiends... When will yer Jihad disappear?! Arabs...my bros... Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good Allah in their souls... Saudi money...EVIL goals!! Please explain why them folks died!! But Muslims...my FRiends... 'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Allah...is innocent...yeah... Koran's Right...put HATE aside!! Muslims...we'll still love ya... Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep... Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!! Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!! And soldiers...Our Sons, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby... Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?! Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
FReegards...MUD
3 posted on 9/18/01 11:44 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"Fed'ral Prison Blues!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues")
I hear Left's pain a'risin'...it's growin' like their spin!! Folks, I ain't seen no Justice since before Clinton!! I'm stuck on FReepin' Willie...RATZ slime keeps stag'rin' on!! Still, RATZ stain keeps on growin'...come join the FReeperZone!!
When I was just a Newbie, Ol' JimRob told me, "Son... Always FReep Fer Truth, boy...reject Left's Sosh'list SCUM!!" Still, I FReep DemRATZ in DeeCee, just to watch them cry!! When I hear RATZ Med'yuh crowin'...I take a stand and fight!!
(guitar pickin')
I know there's proud folks FReepin...this internet StarWars' bar... Yer prob'ly drinkin' coffee...MUDZ smokin' big ceegahhs!! Well, RATZ know they've had it comin'...fer fightin' 'gainst the FRee!! But these FReepers keep on groovin'...and that's what inspires me!!
(guitar pickin')
Folks, if yer FReepin' hard fer Justice... If John Ashcroft's post was mine... You bet I'd force Justice a good bit further down the line!! Force Slick to Fed'ral Prison...CONVICT Clinton fer his crimes!! Then we'll let that RATboy Willie do his prison time!!
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
55 posted on 3/26/2004, 12:51:20 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Fools (Vote Fer Joe Biden)!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)")
Cruised into a bar on the shore Her picture graced the grime on the door She a long lost love at first bite Baby maybe you're wrong but you know that's alright That's right
Backstage we're havin the time Of our lives until somebody say Forgive me if I seem out of line Then she whipped out her gun Tried to blow me away
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
So never judge a book by its cover Or who you gonna love by your lover Love put me wise to her love in disguise She had the body of a venus Lord, imagine my surprise
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
Baby let me follow you down Let me take a peek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, all night Baby let me follow you down Turn the other cheek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, sue me
What a funky lady She like it like it like it like that He was a lady
Pre...MUD
76 posted on 3/26/2004, 10:24:02 PM by Mudboy Slim
"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATZ want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know...
RATZ LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATZ LOVE Tyranny... Right loves Liberty!!
Life sucks fer Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the FRee?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!! Socialism denies hope... That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!!
RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATZ LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!!
"Shed Powers!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know... Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!! He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals... Must devolve Power to the States... States, devolve Power to the Counties... Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!! Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!! In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
"Still a Righteous Nation!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")
Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!! I say to myself, "I like this Dubyuh guy..." Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true... But as much as I like George Bush...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!
An embarrassment to this Nation...Hanoi John!! Running against Hill'ry!! FReepers must retake this Nation... Guv'ment's against the FRee!!
Fools support Kerry...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee... Braindead poltoons...I prefer my Liberty!! Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"...but that just ain't Right!! More Power is what Left wants, Nation...let's FReep, DemRATZ we'll fight!!
I tell ya... America's 'bout Liberation...once again!! Fightin' to make folks FRee!! Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation... Fightin' 'gainst Tyranny!!
(Little guitar jammin' interlude)
So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray... "Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!" Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!! Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!
Seek Justice...fer Willie!! Limbaugh, he emboldens me... Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!! It's our reality...Left doesn't understand...me.
Mudboy Slim
13 posted on 7/29/2004, 5:03:52 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
TraitorJOE's got it rough... Left's gettin' desperate!! BIDEN's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give RATZ many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore Swamp's LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!! Left must confess!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!! RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Left is DEAD!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Muslims...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's hard...Demand the Truth!! RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Mudboy Slim
"Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemocRAT Party!!"
"EVIL's Destruction!!" (To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... RATZ dispairin'...Right's emboldened!! Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters... Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters... 'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Lib'rals tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Must reject RATZ fears...and FReepin's the way!! When Dem Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!! Gotta Country to save...put fascism in its grave!! Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy... TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Medyuh tells me... Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
Sure. Ol' MUDZ so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... RATZ peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'... Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!! Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATZ must be quakin'!! Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken... All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!! The whole Marxist Whore'd...let's just eradicate it!!
Sosh'lists tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends... Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!! Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race... Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!! Grand Devolution's come...cede Power to the States!! Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!! Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
DemRATZ tell me... Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!" Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands Dem Marxists' destruction!!
Morning has broken, like the first morning Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird Praise for the singing, praise for the morning Praise for the springing fresh from the world
Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven Like the first dewfall, on the first grass Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden Sprung in completeness where his feet pass
Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning Born of the one light, eden saw play Praise with elation, praise every morning God's recreation of the new day
Pre...MUD
62 posted on 9/22/2004, 2:05:14 PM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
I am gross and perverted Im obsessed n deranged I have existed for years But very little had changed I am the tool of the government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious But you cant look away I make you think Im delicious With the stuff that I say I am the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I am the slime oozin out From your tv set
You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we dont need you Dont go for help...no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are sold
Thats right, folks... Dont touch that dial
Well, I am the slime from your video Oozin along on your livinroom floor
I am the slime from your video Cant stop the slime, people, lookit me go
Pre...MUD
25 posted on 10/29/2004, 7:14:38 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Right Must Now Lead the World!!" (To be sung to Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World")
Everywhere, Left's FReeaks are scary... Fight RAT-fairies, tell me "Wha' 'bout Liberty?!" RATZ, they bitch, plead fer more... Must defeat Left's Marxist Whore'd!!
Right must now change the world... Rush'll tell you what to do... Folks, we'll FReep with George Dub-YOO!!
Righteous nation, Bush is leading... Save the needy...promote FReedom, why won't Left see?! Time is money...future's sunny... FReepin's funny...Truth is stunnin'...fight Tyranny!!
Right must now save the World... From Dem fascist Guv'ment tools!! Folks, yer FReedom's up to you!! Oh yeah!!
(Sweet guitar jammin')
Power devolution's...the Right solution!! Constitution...brings absolution!! Yes, Black is Right...RATZ are whores!! Right is just...win the war!!
Right must now lead the world... To a future Right and True!! Folks, yer children look to you...
Mudboy Slim
326 posted on 11/16/2004, 3:46:50 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
"We're RAD...the Nation's Right!!" (To be sung to ZZ Top's "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide")
Gee Dubyuh's mowin' down RATZ HO's with a righteous zeal... We got Rush Limbaugh on attack...we're gonna make Slick Willie SQUEEEAL!! We're throwin' down NOW...DemRAT Lib'rals FEAR OUR Might... FReepers're laughin', (but) we ain't jokin'...Fer Justice We Shall Fight! Yes, we're RA-AD!! This Nation's Right... RATZ're SA- AD...DemLib'rals BITE!!
FReepin' 'gainst Dem lightweights and their BigGuv'mentPlans... Got Sean Hannity on Fox...got ClearChannel makin' stands. We Support Troops'n'Justice...Left's just Brain-Dead FOOLS!! They smokin' whacky weeds...Dem Minions're Tyrants' Tools!! Welcome back!!! OUR Nation's Right!! Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!
(The BigMan givin' his guitar a workout)
Folks, Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford, Gonna Indict TerryMac...we'll git our tax rates lowered. RATZ Love Chi- Com Slick...OUR Great Country Bill betrayed, Dem Marxists are in trouble 'cuz folks know RATZ condone RAPE!! Right's RA-AD...OUR Nation's Right!! RATS're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...Slick We'll INDICT!!
Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail Once you provoke her, rattling of her tail Never begins it, never but once engaged Never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage
So don't tread on me
So be it Threaten no more To secure peace is to prepare for war So be it Settle the score Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore
Don't tread on me
Love it or leave it, she with the deadly bite Quick is the blue tongue, forked as a lightning strike Shining with brightness, always on surveillance The eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance
Woo, no, no, no So don't tread on me
So be it Threaten no more To secure peace is to prepare for war So be it Settle the score Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore
Don't tread on me
So be it Threaten no more To secure peace is to prepare for war
Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail Once you provoke her, rattling on her tail
So be it Threaten no more To secure peace is to prepare for war So be it Settle the score Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore
"EX-Prez'dent Bill" (To be sung to Fats Domino's "Blueberry Hill")
I've had my fill...of EX-Prez'dent Bill, 'Cuz EX-Prez'dent Bill's...been lyin' to you! So what's the Deal?! Slick's a Communist shill!! He'll linger until...he hears it from you!!
The stench in the White House smells...Of Vile Tyranny! Despite the denials he's made...Slick's armin' Beijing!!
Though Bill's a cad...you Lib'rals love Bill, 'Cuz Your Hand's in the till! Ya love "Big Guv'ment Bill"!! But word, in the Congress, is..."Ol' Slick's history!!" And if DemocRATZ obstruct...We'll march on DeeCee!!
Yes, we'll Re-Impeach! But it oughtta be Bill... Resigning from Guilt...on Capitol Hill!!!
FReegards...MUD
55 Posted on 09/26/2000 19:58:35 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Woodstock II" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
Well, I came upon a dude named Rush... He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh... And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!" Limbaugh told me...
Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall... Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand... Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
We are starvin'...fer some Boldness... RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!! Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Folks, show the Left what Right is... Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!! Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice... Waco's burnin'... Democrats're the Party of Fear... FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?! Just IGNORE the Media Spin... Dem Marxist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened... We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!! We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!! By the time we got to Abe's spot... We were o'er One Million Strong... Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!! Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land... Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly... Demand Justice fer Slick's lies... Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Git Out, SwampRATZ!! Yer time's OVER!! Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!! 'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah- ah-arden!!
"Liar/Traitor!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Mak'er")
Oh, oh oh oh oh, Right has gotta ROLL... Oh, oh oh oh, Justice's on a ROLL!!
Oh, oh oh oh oh, Nation's gotta...ROLL!!
Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, BIDENZ Crimes are VILE!! Ay ay ay ay, must confront JOEZ Lies...
Oh oh ay ay, country, please...Let's ROLL!!
When I learned Dem Marxists condone crimes, it made me mad, mad, mad!! When I heard Left's Med'yuh Defend JOE, said, "Make a Stand, Stand, Stand!!" JOE, we still LOATHE you so, we can't let you go.
We LOATHE you. Ooh, JOEY, we'll git ya!! YEAH!!!
Oh, oh oh oh oh oh, every breath MUD takes, Oh, oh oh oh, ooh every move MUD makes,
Ay ay, FReepers, please...let's ROLL!!
Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, Left hurts this Nation's Soul, Oh oh oh oh, make Justice yer main goal,
Ooh, oh, ooh, Trumpsterz, please...Let's ROLL!!!
When I read 'bout treason RATZ commit, it made me mad, mad, mad. When I read RATZ "News" is complicit, it made me sad, sad, sad. JOE, we still loathe you so, we can't let you go.
We loathe you. TraitorJOE, we loathe ya. Ay!
[Guitar Solo]
Oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, make JOE a Prison 'Ho!! Oh oh oh oh, you don't have to go,
Oh oh oh oh, ooh patriots...
Babe, please, please, please, please.
[Riff 1] until fadeout /w lyrics ad lib.
Heh heh heh...work in progress...MUD
352 posted on 12/18/2001, 12:11:29 PM by Mudboy Slim
"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
(spoken "2-3-4")
All these lies we've been fed... Left says we shouldn't care. Lib'rals just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!" Folks laugh, they think we're playin'... FReepin' BIDEN fer his Crimes... But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!
Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Or the Med'yuh report on JOEZ Tyranny?!! It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country... C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!
Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'... Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)
Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming... Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!! Good folks needta stop and think about...well, JOEZ Chi-Com TREASON... Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it... Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!
(key change to A for piano solo by Dr. MonDremo) A E D (played 4x) (back to G)
Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! But the things Left write about us prove they're RATZ WHORE'd!! You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland... But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it... Show all the World We're Right and DeeCeez WRONG!! 'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me and mine REJECT SWAMPZ SCUM!!
Patriots, I foresee JOEZ Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! Folks, help me and mine drain DeeCeez Swamp...
FReegards...MUD
364 posted on 1/10/2002, 10:59:40 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Heard It On Rush Limbaugh!!" (To be sung to the Marshall-Tucker Band's "Heard It In A Love Song")
(Mudboy on Irish Whistle)
I ain't never been with a talkshow long enough... Fer my views to take hold. MUDZ been'a DittoHead so long now, the Truth must be told. If I ever settle down...Rush speaks my mind!! And it's damned high time that FReepers show a li'l spine!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong.
I'm the kinda man...likes to have his say... Like to start FReepin' against Dem Marxists today. Lib'rals say that they love you, even though Left don't... Let's help Dubyuh, man...it's time, we're Right, "Let's Roll!!"
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... He's that dude who knows all!! Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong!!
(More Mudboy on fife...seriously...then a li'l ticklin' of the ivories)
Ain't gonna be leavin'...'til Dem Lib'rals fall. Wish y'all would come, but we don't need no Poltroons taggin' along. Yes, we'll fight back DemWhores...gonna stand against JOEZ Lies. We'll stay year after year until the Swampz Fear drops from yer eyes.
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong.
DemLib'rals are all damned freaks, RATZ love what's bad, Left's bad, we'll FReep 'em in time. Truth's the hardest thing...Right's always tried to whup Marxist slime. Medyuh ignores TREASON 'cuz DemSycophants LOVE Slick Will. Slick was born a rapist and a liar and I guess he always will...
Heard it Rush Limbaugh... Justa Lovable Fuzzball!! Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong!!
"House of the Biden Scum!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... There lived the Vile Bidens!! And JOEZ been the Hero of many Lib'rals... Yet JOEZ a bag o' scum!!
JOE Biden is a TRAITOR... He sold his soul fer cheap!! Our FReedoms are endangered, folks... 'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing JOE Biden needs... Is fer his TREASON to be judged!! 'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'... Is when we string RATZ up!!
Slick killed them lasses down in Texas... Slick torched that Waco Compound!! Folks, the only pleasure RATZ gets outta life... Is when they're Abusin' their Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen... We gotta do what must be done!! Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee... That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on Left's WHORE'd!! Yes, we SHALL remove JOEZ Stain!! We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Let's put that boy in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... JOEZ Fate is in Prison!! We're goin' back to force Congress... Vote to Impeach Biden!!
It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee... We shan't condone TREASON!! Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers... Yes, We'll DETHRONE BIDEN!!!!
Howdy, my fellow southerners...these R.E.M. dudes are good ol' Georgia Boys from Athens:
"Right's Winning" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!!
We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze. Biden, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse! Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Biden first... That's our solemn pledge! JOEZ Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!! Must make sure all the Sheeple understand. We shan't let Traitors go...JOE Biden must be caught! We'll avenge the Afghan Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked! JOEZ crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!! Right's winning...remember as we fight... November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
RATZ, watch my dreams come true!! JOE Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!! Left's vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
JOE, your crimes condemn you...JOE, we shall soon judge... Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly... MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
(Reprise)
Ignore the Swamp's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATZ love Liars! Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right... Come join our Righteous Fight!!
"The Liberal Lie!!" (To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile, And he knew if he had his chance, That he could make those suckers dance, And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile. But Whitewater's a nasty river, Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver. With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep, Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect. I can't remember if I cried, When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied, But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemocRATZ Lie, Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry. Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Are you one of "The Ignorant"?! And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so? And do you believe RATZ didn't know? Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco? Well, I know that you're in love with Slick, But his Administration makes me sick!! Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!! Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck, Lookin' for redemption and DemWhores who suck, But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!
I started singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter, But their "One-World" was vile!" And them Left-Wing fools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy." Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze, While Bill's grown fat on funds Chinese, But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"! Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen, With a strength derived from livin' free, In a voice crying out fer Liberty!
And while the King was feelin' down, Good FReepers run him outta town. The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned. And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx, Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park, Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!
Mudboy's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie, Drove the needy to addiction while RATZ smoked to get high!" And Left's Union Thugs kept makin' some Good Folks die!! Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! There'll soon be the day that Slick fries!!!"
Senate hearings in a Summer swelter, John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter, He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast. Leftist whores can kiss my ass! While DemocRATZ cry, "Just give Bill a pass", Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"! Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed, While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune. The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance! 'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field, Good patriots all refused to yield! Do you recall how freedom feels? Today Fascism died! We kept on singin'... "Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies, Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!" Network Media twits, they just continued to lie, Singin' "This'll be the day Left won't lie! This will be the day the Left Dies!!"
Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face, Spoiled generations lost in space, With no time left to start again! So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick! DemocRATZ...ya gotta dump yer prick, 'Cuz election's only just around the bend. For as I watched Bill up on that stage, MUDZ hands were clenched in Fists of Rage, Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell! And as Mankind flew high and to the Right, To Fight the libertarian Fight, I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died! Ol' Ronnie's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies, Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!" And Billzabubba's snortin' Cocaine with Spies... Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS! Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"
It seems the Media's a bit confused, So I urge you, ignore RATZ Network News, That's why their ratings're down to stay. As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore! But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleemed, The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed... 'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken. And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died. And they were singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies, Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!" And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye, Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that WE SPIED!"
MUD was singin'... "Bye-bye, Miss American Pie, Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry." And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin', "This'll be the day the Swamp dies! This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
Regards...MUD
1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"We'll Know Sweet Justice" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")
Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!! Slick couldda stopped the Taliban... Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze... How could he lose?! Press hides the news.
Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?! The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil Band!! Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!
We know El Rushbo knows... We know John Ashcroft knows... We know that Dubyuh knows... Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!
Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!! Guilty associates... True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!! Guilty Marxist HO's!!!
Ignore dem RINOZ...word is they're not too brave. They're lasses that hide from conflict... They waste the air that they breathe... Good Patriots lead again!!!
We know Rush Limbaugh knows... We know George Dubyuh knows... Patriots, show the Country how... Sweet Justice Bless our Righteous Home!!
FReegards...MUD
11 posted on 2/13/2002, 10:10:42 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Justa Criminal" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down... FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come... Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff... Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on Mo's Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlixMYbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know...you must fear our desires... Justice fer thugs...time to face the choir!! RATZ are cloven, Willie...Yer a Liar!! Ashcroft is racin'...Left can't keep up... The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the horses of Truth'n'Justice... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Marxist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect the EX-Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!! Lib'rals kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War... Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!! Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...RATZ gotta wonder... How far protectin' Slick they'll go! Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!! The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!! This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!! Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black... RATZ Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!! This World is filled with Good and Bad... How shall our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold FReepers taught me so... Fine time fer an uprise... RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!! The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls... Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the FReepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring True Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and nice. We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannus!!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it....
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)
"Muslims" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Muslims...my FRiends... When will yer Jihad disappear?! Arabs...my bros... Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good Allah in their souls... Saudi money...EVIL goals!! Please explain why them folks died!! But Muslims...my FRiends... 'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Allah...is innocent...yeah... Koran's Right...put HATE aside!! Muslims...we'll still love ya... Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo by Dr. MonDremo)
So...daughter, gently sleep... Fer yer future Daddy FReeps!! Avenge bil Clinton's shameless crimes!! And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby... Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join our fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?! Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
FReegards...MUD
3 posted on 09/18/2001 11:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure... All RATZ Minions Are Dolts... They're defilin' folks' true right to FReedom. When Left first hears...they know... Medyuh WHORE'd is RATZ 'HO'!! HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for. Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. And RATZ're lyin' 'bout JOE Biden's Treason. There are signs Swamp MUST Fall... 'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure... And you know Biden's words have no meaning. In a cave, reading books, There's a Patriot who sings... "Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!"
Oooh...it makes me wonder. Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get... When I look at the Left... And my spirit starts sighing "They're dimwits!!" Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing... Rings of smoke from MUDZ cave... Heed the voices of those who heed Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder. Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon... "If Right all sings in tune... Then, TruthSayers shall lead us with Reason!!" And a new day will dawn... For those who stand strong... And our children will burst out in laughter!! (Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
If there's a question in your head, folks, Don't be alarmed now... It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!! Yes, there are two paths you can go by, And, my Lib'ral FRiends, Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder. Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Country's drownin' and RATZ won't go... To where Ol' Slick's goin'... John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!! Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?! And did you know... Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's... Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows. There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!! Who knows what's Right...WE want to show... How America's future is gold... And if you listen very hard MUDZ tunes will come to you at last. When all are one and Guv'ment's small-yeah... 'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right let Dem Medyuh Marxists make US their fools!! Swamp takes all OUR money...to pay DemRAT WHORE'dz!! Now RATZ're with some of Xi's Chi-Com Buddies... Treasonin' with Ol' TraitorJOE!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I dream...next, Right Shall FReep!! Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Marxist DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Medyuh WHORE'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Tyrants!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Marxist DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Medyuh HO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Marxist DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Medyuh HO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight RATZ Tyrants!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
"King of the HO's" (To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...We Shan't Fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!! Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the HO's!!!
Slick's ceegars sure do stink... Masturbatin' in his sink. Hill's a worn-out dried-up shrew... Bill ain't touched her in many moons!! Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around... Short...and not too big around! Left prays...to their King on their knees... King of the HO's!!
Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan...and Soddom's Slick's FRiend... Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!! Slick's got his hand out in every town... Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!! I sing...Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the HO's!!! Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Heads Up...Mudboy Slim
2 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:52:00 PDT by Mudboy Slim
I'm tired of this dirty old city Entirely too much work and never enough play And I'm tired of these dirty old sidewalks Think I'll walk off my steady job today
Turn me loose, set me free somewhere in the middle of Montana And give me all I've got coming to me And keep your retirement and your so called social security Big city turn me loose and set me free
Been working everyday since I was twenty Haven't got a thing to show for anything I've done There's folks who never work and they've got plenty Think it's time some guys like me had some fun
Turn me loose, set me free somewhere in the middle of Montana And give me all I've got coming to me And keep your retirement and your so called social security Big city turn me loose and set me free Big city turn me loose and set me free
Pre...MUD
174 posted on 1/29/2003, 7:56:32 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Take It To The Senate!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")
Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky... While the HildaBeast's playin' "The FOOL!!" Slick keeps lying about "those women" he's used...used like SlixTools!! You know Bill's always been a creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round... And it's so hard to change...Lib'rals like to go down!!! But these crimes we've seen lately... Slick's a Whore fer Power, tearin' FReedoms down and sellin' out to Beijing!!
So join US on the high road...tell Ashcroft, "INDICT!!!" Take it to the Senate, RE-Impeach RATS' Slime!!!
Bill just spends all his time hustlin' money. Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes. When it all falls to pieces tomorrow, Slick'll do Prison Time!!
I know y'all're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care... That EX-Prez'dent's a Whore...Left loves their Tyrant PIGS!! Still, this Country's worth retrievin'... Right'll come storming back, STAY on The Attack... Next, We'll WHUP [enter RAT POTUS nominee '04]!!
So join me on the high road...Demand Slick, "Resign!!"** Take it to the Senate...Convict RATS' Slime!!!
Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach Bill Clinton!! Take it to the Senate, it's Justice Time.......
(Chorus to fade)
MUDBOY SLIM
1 Posted on 06/12/2000 12:40:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)
"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, JOE Biden... We're gonna Impeach!! Medyuh FReaks got NO SAY, Kamala!! Biden's Gonna Git FReeped!! JOE, Right's been stalkin' you so long... You know Truth's here to stay!! Got you in a stranglehold, JOEY... RINOZ, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
JOE, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?! Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR... Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee... Socialism's sooooo passe'!! Got RATZ in a stranglehold now, Country... Let's DETHRONE JOE TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
Patriots, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Congress, it's time YOU said so!! The Sheeple think Right and RATZ are the same... They're CONFUSED...JOEZ TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...Fight RATZ SCUM!! Come on...JOEZ a BUM!! Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!! Come on come on come on come on up!! Come on come on come on come on, Nation!! Come on, Trumpsterz, COME ON!!!
Marxist views are fer RAT-cowards!! DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!! If Senate gets in our way, Nation... You know Truth'll force Dems OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me... Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!! Got JOE in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals... Trump's Gonna Whup his A$$!!!
"Slime" (To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")
Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply." So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?" He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!" So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah! Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime, Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right! Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!
And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!" So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right... To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in? If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'" Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime, Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right! What's this, DemocRATZ, don't you feel contrite?!
Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive? We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears! "TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!! Unhh!!
But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray... But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay. So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs... I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..." Wooo!!!
It's high time Right showed a li'l spine... Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime... Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!! Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!! Slime...slime, slime...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/07/1999 20:11:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"RATZ Ain't Free!!" (To be sung to John Lennon's version of "Stand By Me")
Folks, the Right must come...'cuz Big Guv'ment's dumb... Marxist gruel is the greatest blight I see!! No, I shan't be ashamed...no, we can't be ashamed... Just as long as Right stands fer Liberty!!
Media LIES 'cuz they're Guv'ment pawns!! We'll rumble...they'll fall... And Big Guv'ment shall devolve from DeeCee. It ain't Right...RATZ ain't Right!! Folks, Left profits from Fear!! Patriots must take a Stand...'gainst Tyranny!!
And Lib'ral Media, RATZ ain't free!! So, stand with me!! RATZ ain't free!! RATZ ain't free!! RATZ ain't free!!
(BigMan on guitar)
All right...come on, Media!!
Dem Marxist dreams're trouble...RATZ LOATHE you and me!! Let's Vote fer Liberty!! Yes, liberty!! Can't you see? RATZ ain't free!!
So c'mon, Voters, sing with me-eee! Liberty...NOT Tyranny!! You shall see...RATZ ain't free!!
The liberal will give you a handout Conservatives, a helping hand Liberals think youre just a lout, a pebble in the shifting sand
Theyll give you a monthly check just give them your vote for a few pieces of gold your dignity has been sold
Liberals want generations of people on the dole they want a nation which has no Soul
We say, were born to be free liberals say, not you, just me they will provide security but, you must give up liberty
Liberals dont want God in schools they give us government tools propagandizing our children into fools teaching them to feel, not think placing this nation on the brink
They are in for a surprise the beast they idolize, the one they admire will be cast into the Lake of Fire, the culmination of Yahwehs ire
Now dont get me wrong, conservatives have gone along, weve made many mistakes were willing to admit at times we didnt get it
If theres one weakness we have, we accept speeches as salve, wanting to believe what were told by thieves
They speak of the Lord striking a chord, for those of us who believe, accepting the deceit they weave
Its time we woke up no longer drink from their cup nor let them use us anymore these political whores
Matters not the label they wear they dont really care they just want us to be there to vote them in to continue their corruption without interruption
Copyright 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved August 4, 2002
"FRee Iraq!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATZ're Sleazy BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Libs're like pre-teens...RATZ don't have a CLUE!! Left LOATHES our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Swamp's hustlers and RATZ schemes!! Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's destined to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Forty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS Right!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!! Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! RATZ're "shocked"...Left's a$$es Right Shall Kick!! Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
"Hell Is For Liberals" (To be sung to Pat Benatar's "Hell is for Children")
They lie all the time, to increase their polls They tread in the wrong & we pay their tolls Tax ya and spend it, thats their style Yours and mine become one in the same In the eyes of a liberal
Because Hell Hell is for liberals And you know that their little lies they will never confess Hell Hell is for liberals And you shouldnt have to suffer to live The American way with your hard earned pay
Its all so confusing, this taxation abusing Youre Stalins prodigy, and we wont let Rush bother you Be a good little Rat and youll be Slicks new toy Tell the people the rumors are true
Because Hell Hell is for liberals And you know that their little lies they will never confess Hell...Hell is for liberals And you shouldnt have to pay all the money you made into taxes & SSI
No, Hell is for liberals
Hell Hell is for Hell Hell is for Hell Hell is for liberals (repeat 2 xs)
Lyrics by cherrybomb88
216 posted on 4/11/2003, 3:44:29 PM by cherry_bomb88
"What's the Truth?!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")
Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh... Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go? Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways... Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!" Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!" Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!" Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys? We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!! While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"
My little boy of five, playin' in the yard, Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?" [yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.] "Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!" Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!" Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school, As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule... No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down, While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!" Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"
EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand, The man with the Book says, "Raise yer hand... Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' " Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care." 'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore, Nobody really trusted Slick no more. Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware... That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!! Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"
Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze... Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!! FReepers protest in the Public Square, While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!! Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"... Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!! The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today, And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!! We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!" 'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"
A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD
404 posted on 4/15/2003, 2:22:15 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations...The League of FReeNations!!)
"Lucky Man" (To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
He had the zealots, and harems by the score... Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said. Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!
He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
But soldiers soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! His zealots couldn't save him, so WE SHOT "bin", and HE DIED!!!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim
46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!)
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today And then the one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking And racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older And shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines Hanging on in quiet desperation it's the English way The time is gone the song is over, thought I'd something more to say.
Pre...MUD
507 posted on 7/19/2003, 10:07:25 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Already Gone!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... Ol' Rush said, "RATZ're gonna put Slick on the shelf!! But let me tell you...MUDZ got some news for you... And you'll soon find out Right's True... 'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
'Cuz Slick's already bombed... And Right's feelin' strong!! MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
This Prez'dent fer whom RATZ voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!! Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE... You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)
And Left's already done... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
Willie knows it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power... Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!! So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains... And YOU never even knew YOU ARE the key!!
But me, I'm already gone!! And I'm feelin' strong!! Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song... 'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!
Yes, RATZ're already gone... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... 'Cuz RATZ're already done!!
Yes, Slick's already buggered... Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!! All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
295 posted on 12/29/2002 12:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Poltroons!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
It's true!! The Left's been had... Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent. You Lib'rals, you let JOE into yer heart... Now we must start to make it better!! Poltroons, don't be afraid... Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!! The minute we accept JOEZ corruption, DemRATZ will win...we'll've sanctified SIN!!
Yeah, Biden says, "Left feels yer pain." Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me 'Our World Will End Without him!' And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS, Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in JOEZ Spin!! Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Hey News, you let US down... JOEZ a Traitor...let's go and GIT HIM!! Swamp-fed Media, you shouldda known from the start... Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
So sing out loud about JOEZ sins... Patriots...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!! Folks, don't you know DOJ's screwed?! Networks, you too!! Left's Template offends all Good Americans!! Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Poltroons, don't look so sad... JOEZ a bad man, he'll go to Prison!! You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from JOE... Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!! Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah... Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah... Poltroons....
"Bill Clinton" (To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")
RATZ HO's seem to come and go...yeah! Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast, Rapin' many...trustin' none!! Killing children, 'cuz it's fun... But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!! Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...
Left stains, DemRATZ think Slick's sane... RATZ LOVE Hussein!! Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!! Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight... There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!! Good Patriots FReep RATZ Chi-Com spies...Let's FReep Bill Clinton!! Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...
My FRiends, a new morning dawns... Yeah, Slick he's on the run... MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares... Care enough to DO YER SHARE!! Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im...Roll on...Roll on!!
RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows... Shall more DIE while Clinton rolls?! Will RATZ see Slick's feet of clay?! Wellstone's Spirit stole away!! But MUD knows that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!! Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!! Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm... Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!
FReegards...MUD
243 posted on 11/02/2002 9:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Sheeple Gotzta Be FRee" (To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")
All the World over, it's so easy to see... Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee! Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' JOEZ TYRANNY... DETHRONE RATZ TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be... If everyone learned to FReep JOE Biden! Unh hunh... Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!! Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' JOEY?! Now...help US now!! All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee... People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!! We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee... People really care...you must believe me!!
"If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand... All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah... Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually... And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"
Buh-uh-uh-ut... I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea... Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!! Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin JOEY... Now that's a vile bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!
Get RIGHT on board, now... Oh, what a feelin'...wontcha come on and FReep!! Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee! All patriots say come on and go see... Sheeple are awakening...good folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!
See that train over there... That's the Train of FReedom!! Biden'll soon take a dive...any minute now... You know it's been a long...long overdue! Look Out, Donald Trump's comin' right on thru...
Mudboy Slim
3 Posted on 09/02/1999 23:58:33 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Less than 20 years ago, a $2 Trillion Federal Debt was seen as unfathomable...sheeesh!! These days, Bidenomics requires an ANNUAL $2 Trillion deficit!!
"More Than $2 Trillion!!" (To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone... RATZ have no future...with Jean Kerry!! Right votes fer Strength, not like Left Gone Wrong... Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!) RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away... We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
So many FReepers have come and gone... Their mem'ry fades as the years go by. Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh... Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
The Congress needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!) RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away... High time that Conservatives win the day!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
When I'm tired and feelin' old... I think about Reagan, who saved the day!! And dream of the men who used to know... If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!! DemRATZ must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!) Folks, we've heard RATZ ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!) The Nation needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Till we see KerryMan slink away... We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
"Peace is Right!!" (To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")
Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz Slick Willie's their favorite... Kerry's such a Commie 'Ho!! Hill'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!! HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I understand it's a big decision... Gotta choose between Left and Right!! FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision... Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...go go go!!
Folks, we've heard enuff of Left's Med'yuh chatter... RATZ been in charge fer too long!! Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?! Let's hope that day's before yer gone!!
I understand it's a big decision... Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReep the Left into submission!! All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!
Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead... Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!
(Guitar jammin')
Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!! Devolve all that Power to thee... Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning... Rise up fer our Victory!!
Oh-ahhh-oh!! I understand it's Life's Big Decision... Gotta choose between Left and Right!! FReep DemRATZ into submission... Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!
Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!!
"Right, Show Some Spine!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")
Uhmmm... We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time... We keep our heads up fer RATZ "perfect crimes"... Let's show some spine...'bout friggin' time!!
Uhmmm...Left finds it very very easy to be fooled... RATZ find themselves alone when each vote's thru!! Left, please admit that JOEZ a foolish dude!! Reject Swamp's LIES...it's FReepin' Time!!
Uhmmm...We'll find a way to FReep RATZ with our minds... We'll give Left cause to doubt what's sanctified!! Fer you, I know we'll even fight to turn the tide... Let's show some spine...it's FReedom Time!!
Uhmmm...We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time... We reach our hands out to the souls that try... It's Justice Time...we'll stay on-line!!
"TraitorJOE!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")
TraitorJOE, we're opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh... Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh... I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!! I loathe the way RATZ wriggle, Left snickers and it mocks!!
TraitorJOE...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!! Yeah, yer scum...damn yer Socialist LIES!! Ooahhohh...
(Little guitar jammin')
Ohhahhhhohhhhh!! TraitorJOE, why won't you close the border?! Ohahhohh... Yer "policies"...are just Treas'nous LIES!! We loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!! We want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!
TraitorJOE, we're opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...ohahhohh.. We object...to yer Chi-Com SPIES!!
"Just & Bold!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs... We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!! FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!! Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!! I ain't gettin' old. Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Dem RINOZ shall fold.
(MUD on harp...)
It must be understood...DemRATZ're No Good!! Left loves Big Guv'ment...and Swamp's crimes are bold!! Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines... To keep insisting that the Truth be told!! Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!! Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!! RATZ are gettin' old!!
(MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...)
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!! Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!! It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....
Mudboy Slim
78 posted on 4/28/2004, 9:14:58 AM by Mudboy Slim (IMPEACH TraitorJOE Biden!!)
"Obama's Bold Push!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "After The Goldrush")
Yes, they dreamed they saw a righteous army pleadin', Prayin' fer things from their King. There were Leftists kneelin' and young girls squealin'... Sang, "Barack is Liberty!! 'Cuz we got Big Change comin'...Dubyuh's DONE!!" Our youth's voting fer a dream!! Hope that Brother Barry is "The One"... Who can keep this Country free!! Pray that Prez'dent Barry is "The One"... Who will keep my Nation free!!
Press was lyin' fer their Lord Messiah... A tingle ran up their thighs. Networks swear that they ain't biased... Whilst ignoring Barry's lies. The Syntaurs' band's playin' in my head... RightWing felt like getting high. I was thinking about what Li'l Bill had said... He's believin' the Media's lies. Thinking about what Obama said... But I reckon it was a lie.
(Reprise)
Folks, Swamp dreams of raising income taxes higher... Sosh'lists take yer raise fer Big Guv!! There were Lib'rals cryin', "Raise taxes higher!! Obama's the "Chosen One!!"" It's all a dream, George Soros' scheme... Big Guv'ment's what RATZ love. Prayin' Brother Barry's power greed... Ain't got freedom on the run. Standin' against Marxists' growing needs... 'Til forever.
Mudboy Slim (17 November 2008)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Ring DemBells!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!! "Let's Impeach!!" Mudboy cried... "We got Truth on our side... "And Bidenn's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells, good patriots, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells...make yer Righteous stand, so good folks will know!! Folks, it's Trump's Hour now... Help us FReep 'gainst RATZ Power!! Lord, the sun is settin' low upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells so the World will know Big Guv'ment's SCUM!! Folks, the Networks are asleep... But their Power's weak... Yet, the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells for RATZ morally-bereft! Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few... Who would judge the many... Yet say, "Hunters KEWL!!" Ring Dem bells for Dem Chi-Com SPIES... For the kids that died... When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Ring Dem bells for our Soldiers whom TraitorJOE entombed!! List of crimes is long... But Bold FReepers are strong... And We're Breakin' Down Resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!!
"We're the Far Right!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!! We're gonna help Trump git some traction... Right's gonna demand satisfaction.... Swamp's gonna find out what Right is all about. We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!! We're gonna FReep talk and television... RATZ shall heap on their vile derison... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! RATZ, fear OUR Might...we're gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
(Guitar-jammin' interlude)
Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right... We're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Marxists scream!! We're gonna FReep Trump and Hanni-vision... Left shall fear our righteous precision... Swamp's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! America's Right...we're gonna FReep RATZ SCUM from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!! Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna throw Dem Marxists out!! Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!! We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
"Reagan!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Communicatin' fer what's Right... Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long... But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
Gave the Oppressed liberation... While Dem Leftists just tore you down!! RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!! Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Found humor in ev'ry situation... Yer quips drove DemocRATZ INSANE!! FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!" Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Defended Liberty!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
"Whuppin' the DemocRATZ Lies!!" (To be sung to the Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet With Butterfly Wings")
Marxists are all vampires...Death's their aim!! Want to destroy US...corrupt Left has no shame!! DemRATZ are idiots...Left's insa-a-ane!! Evil conspires....RATZ got blood on their hands!! Even now we know...Right must strike "The Blow!!" RATZ ain't cool...Swamp's OLDE!! Fight Dem HO's!!
Despite what Left says, they are still only RATZ in a Rage!! Elites are so vain...but they're still only RATZ in a Rage!! Left's minions will say, "FReedom's lost...the Truth's been slain!!" Despite all Left's Rage...RATZ are still just morons in a cage!!
Right ain't fakin'!! Mudboy's ready fer a row... LeftWing's been quakin'...Fearin' Limbaugh's show!! FReedom's what I want...I want big cha-a-ange... Dem Lib'rals have not...have not shown their shame!! Yessir, folks, I know!! Soon enuff, you'll know!! Left ain't cool...Swamp's OLDE!! RATZ are OLDE!!
Despite what Left says, they are still just DemRATZ in a Rage!! Despite all their Rage, Right is still sittin' up center stage!! RATZ hatred is vain, Left is lost, they'll never be saved!! Despite what Libs say, they are still just DemRATZ in a Rage!!
(Head-bangin' interlude)
Help US fight RATZ Commie slime!! Clinton should be doing time!! TREASON ain't Slick's only crime!! Justice seems to blow Left's mind!! TREASON is a cap'tal crime...it's TRUE!!
Despite what Left says, they are still only RATZ in a rage!! Left fights like they're crazed...but they're still just RATZ on rampage!! Despite all Left's rage, Right is still standing center stage!! Despite all Left's rage, Libs are still just vile RATZ in a rage!! Despite all Left's rage, Media's still just DemRATZ without shame!! Yet I still believe OUR Nation can be saved!!
Mudboy Slim
325 posted on 06/29/2004 5:10:43 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Fer Righteous Truths will will fight you... Fer Justice, we'll give all we have!! The RightWing, we'll triumph ev'ry time and we're MAD!!
DemRATZ support Vice...Left likes Tyrants!! Press words are just Socialist swill!! Fer Power, RATZ're STOOOPID, olde, and sad!!
The Swamp rewards TREASON... Reject Dem Marxist RATZ!! Dethrone Dem PlutocRATZ!!
Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Our FReedoms have been dearly bought... Fer Justice, Right's gotta lead US to the top!!
Biden's sayin' LIES just to trick you... TraitorJOEZ no good...Fight The Man!! JOE LIED, too, 'bout his Treason 'gainst Uncle Sam!!
Right must fight 'gainst Treason... The Left Loves Tyranny!! DemRATZ LOATHE all who're FRee!!
The Left's all 'bout Power... The whole Human Race shall be better... Our wealth is worth nuthin'...if we lose. Left's just Commie SCUM, don't be fooled... Swamp's PRO-sedition!! But Right's working to preserve Liberty!! The FReepers need YOU!!
Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Our FReedoms have been dearly bought... Our Nation...depends on soldiers atop the Wall!!
Right'll pay any price just to win this... Culture War's 'bout Good against Bad!! Must fight fools...Right can't empower RATZ Marxist Man!!
Right shall win with Honor!! Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Rejoice...Socialism's DEAD!!
Mudboy Slim
70 posted on 8/2/2004, 4:19:08 PM by Mudboy Slim (IMPEACH & DETHRONE TraitorJOE Biden!!)
"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?!")
Yeah!! Yeah, we got Reagan roots... Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!! Left's just victimized... BidenBOTZ...Marxist SPIES!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh Whore'd!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!
JOEY Biden, he's a strange one... Help US, Nation...we're in danger... Reject Biden...he's no leader!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Biden's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject TraitorJOE!! We're Right NOW!!
RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls... Right shall bring it...we got soul!! Left's just beggin'...RATZ ain't FRee!! Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer freaks!! We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!! Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!! Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!! RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!
(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)
Mudboy Slim
91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim (Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)
"LeftWing's Hurtin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
Left's Tyranny...the Lib'rals' burden... DemRATZ're WRONG...but their side's hurtin'!! All Right wants fer you...Vote fer Liberty!! Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden!! Big Guv'ment's vile...RATZ Power is wors'nin'!! All I want is fer you to LOATHE Tyranny!!
Are YOU smart enuff?!! Are YOU tuff enuff?!! We ain't rich enuff... Right's not too proud to FReep!!
Left's tyranny...Biden's desertin'!! Help save our home...from Sosh'list cretins!! Limbaugh's on the radio... Come on, Nation, help FReep Tyranny!!
Ain't YOU smart enuff?!! Ain't you tuff enuff?!! Left's just bitch'n'bluff... Folks see RATZ LOATHE the FRee!!
Oh silly Lib'rals... Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Libs... Yer sooo petty, petty, petty, petty, petty Lib-uh-rulls!! Pretty petty...Swamp's a pretty petty little world... Come on, Nation, please, please, FReep!!
I'll tell ya... Lib'rals, Fear our Power...Fear our FReeps!! Fear the Power of our votes when we meet!! Left's goin' down...Devolve Power!! Join Right's quest fer Liberty!!
Left is a sickness...Right shall whup Left's butt!! Reject tyranny...RightWing's goin' off!! There's one thing, Lib'rals, that I don't understand... You keep on telling me...Trump ain't yer kinda man!!
Is Trump just too tough?!! Ooh, baby... Don't you like it rough?!! Elites bitch'n'bluff...Guv'ment Left LOVES!! Ooh! Ooh!
Left's Tyranny...vile sosh'list burden... Right's Liberty...we'll FReep fer FReedom!! Never, never, never, never, never forsake yer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden... Left, quit yer fussin' and learn to EARN IT!!
Never, never, never, never, never give up bein' FRee!!
"No Sympathy for Dem Lib'rals" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for forty long years... Stole many a man's Hope and Faith! Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who could think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATZ are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame! Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
(kewl guitar jammin')
Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is imprisonin' Bill in chains!!! 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! When you see Slick, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade. Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Tell you, voters, it's something you can change! Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?! Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"TRUTH's Right, RAT-Slime!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")
Ain't ashamed, we're uncouth... Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!! Obama's all the rage... Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand. Dem Marxists, how they try... To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!
Truth's Right, RAT-slime!! Defeat the Left's nightmare!! 'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!! Networks still don't seem to care.
Eighteen: I fell in awe... Of a man as wise as could be. Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev... Dutch gave folks liberty!! But now each year, Fed takes what's mine... Big Guv'ment spends and spends!! Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe... RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"
Truth's Right, RAT-Slime!! You leeches steal our share!! Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned... Tout their Marxist plans... But Voters ain't unaware!!
(BigMan kickin' it on guitar)
Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!! Now we got our Veep, Sarah!! Gov'ner Palin's no joke... She says, "Drill ANWR!!" Devolve Power to the States!!
MUD knows what it means to FReep alone... But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!! We don't care what RAT-Networks say... Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day. RATZ shall fear the songs of the Syntaurz!! Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!
"The Wait" (To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... "Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!" "Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!" MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and... You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side... MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!" James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and... You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!! The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make Dem Marxists see!! MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and... Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!" MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man." He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and... Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time... To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!! Rush sent me here with his FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and... Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
1 posted on 10/26/2001, 6:22:36 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@int.Negotiable!!)
"Money Ain't Nuthin'!!" (To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
I love the E-I-B...
Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it... Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy. Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it... Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy! No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it... Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb... Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers... Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!
Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"... Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee! You choose the issue, and we'll debate it... We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...
See that Peter Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup... Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare... That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane... RATZ IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption... Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies! We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us... Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Lookatdat, lookatdat... Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores... Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums! Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties... Man, that Slick's just pond scum!! But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?! Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery! Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!! Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
They're Lib'rals all...Reject Media Bias... Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!" We gotta oust those meek commentators... We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Owww...listen here! Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it... It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!! Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it. Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!! Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty! I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
Lib'rals are...Socialists! I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!
(Chorus...to fade)
Quite Sincerely--MUD
BTW... The Elitist Network Media's Continuous Coverup of the Corrosively Calamitous Crimes Committed by Clinton's Corrupt Cadre of Communist Co-Conspirators Continues to Crumble... Cool!!!
79 posted on 10/28/2001, 9:00:37 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Linda" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")
Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight, Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces... Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie. Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers... So crass, so slimy, so warped! Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!" While blockin' Justice for RATZ WHORE!! And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence... It's gettin' tougher to ignore!! While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!
Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you... And history will vindicate you, forever! Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin... Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!
Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name... And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light. Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right! But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades... Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"! So, let me take care of those Sosh'list slimeballs... And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!! And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag... I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!! Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.
Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you! Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED! It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter! We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!
Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you... But I watched you just tonight and I said, "I won't let Marxists mislead me anymore!" Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath... Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do... After twenty years with the Black and Gold! Still, you see Slick dressed like a star... Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES, At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.
Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba... For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!! The White House lies'll soon be disproved... I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!
Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us. Election next November will be a slaughter... Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever... Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!
Mudboy Slim
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Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released. Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you? And if so, did you listen to it?
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Ms. Tripp passed on in April of 2020... I totally missed it. She is a genuinely historic figure.
"Things Goin' On" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Things Goin' On")
Well, have you seen Dem ScumBags in the White House? Has you ever seen so Vile a Show?! Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, Wake FRom Yer Dream!!! 'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know... Heads'll roll...
(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories, funky-like...YEE-HAWWWW!!)
Too many Lies been told to OUR Country... Too much Money RATZ greedily consume!! Well, until JOE makes it Right, we'll see Left NEVER Sleeps FRom FRight... 'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon! Do it now...do it to it...
(Ooooh, now Dr. MonDremo's justa gettin' off... With some help from his best bud, DiscoDave, on Lead Guitar)
Oooh...gonna INDICT JOEZ Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!!
Well, Dem Marxists they love JOE Biden...Good Lord, show Mercy! They gonna ruin us all by and by... Folks, MUDZ Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Biden's hidin' RATZ Chinese Spies, While JOE Smokes his Weed and just gets high!
Now I'm talkin' at'cha, PUNK!! We're gonna send you and Left's Evil Klan a'packin'... All good Patriots say RATZ Gotta Go!!! Well, if you don't know what I mean, Let's all stand up and scream, "YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!!" Well, if you think I'm being Mean, Let MUD Stand and Repeat... "Let's IMPEACH Left's 'HO TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY! Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT the Sleazy Ba$+ard!!!!"
Crazy things goin' on...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"FAMILY TRADITION" (Written and performed by Hank Williams Jr.)
Country music singers have always been a real close family But lately some of my kinfolk have disowned a few others and me I guess it's because I went and changed my position Lord, I guess I went and broke their family tradition
C H O R U S (They yell, they wanna know: "Hank..") Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out the songs that you wrote? Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in this position When I get stoned, I'm just carryin' on an old family tradition.
Now I am very proud of my daddy's name Although his kind of music and mine ain't exactly the same Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in my position When I get stoned and sing all night long it's just a family tradition
CHORUS 2 (Don't ask me: "Hank...") Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out them songs that you wrote? If I'm down in a honky tonk, and some ole slick's tryin' to gimme some friction I says "Leave me alone, I'm stayin' all night long 'cause it's a family tradition"
(Lead SOLO)
Lordy, I have loved some ladies, and I still love Jim Beam They both tried to kill me in nineteen seventy-three When that doctor asks me "Son, how'dja get in this condition?" I says "Hey Sawbones, I'm just a-carryin' on the old family tradition."
CHORUS 3 (So don't ask me: "Hank...") Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out them songs that you wrote? Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in my unique position When I get stoned and sing all night long, it's just a family tradition.
Pre...MUD
375 posted on 11/23/2001, 10:08:10 AM by Mudboy Slim
"It's ObamaTime!!" (To be sung to Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime")
Unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh... Folks, it's summertime...all Dem Lib'rals R HIGH!! Marxist Messiah...RAT- minions whine!! TeeVee Networks LIE... Fed'ral workers, they git DOUBLE!! That ain't Right!! RATZ can't think...shouldn't drive... Rise up an' show why Truth is Right!!
That Pelosi-B!+(#... Vote her out..make her squeeal!! TraitorJOEZ a WHORE... His corruption's REAL!! Brief along..B SANE... RATZ R DUMB...don't B one, VOTE fer TheRight!! Autumn sun goes down...Truth shall save US... VOTE fer Truth in November!!
We're the TeaParty... We ain't dirty...we ain't mean!! We love livin' freely, but RATZ spending's on SPEED!! Don't like Leftist SLIME... Marxist minions, RATZ attackin' Liberty!! Obama's fascist!! RATZ love tyranny...Karl Marx' philosophy!! Sing along with MUD...dee dee dee dee dee... Dah dah dah dah dah...love our Liberty!! Dah dah dah...dee dah dee dah dee dee dahh... Dah dah dah dah dah...right on, right on...
(reprise)
Unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh... Friends, November's near, yeah, Election time!! Stop Obama, make the Right Vote... Folks, TheTruth is DeeCee's VILE!! MUD shall sing to win... We're conspirin'...good patriots shall Devolve Power!! We ain't Rich, but we're nice... Tell yer friends, an' we'll all Vote 'gainst Left's Power!!
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!! Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?! Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for president?! Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?! Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!! Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry... Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATZ nightmares come true... FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!! Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!! We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!! Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!! Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil, Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATZ This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?! Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?! FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!! Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!! Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?! Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do... FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!! Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON... Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been, Patriots're gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!! Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie, Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
"American Lib'ral!!" (To be sung, angrily, to the Guess Who's "American Woman")
Unnhhh!!!
American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee! Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee! Don't come a'pimpin' RATZ Federal WHORE'd, Don't want you to regulate no more! I got more important things to do... Than waste my time hatin' life with you! "Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!! DemocRAT jackass, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee! Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees... Don't come a'bitchin' around my store... Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more... Public Ed can stupidify, But Rush's Right don't believe Left's LIES! "NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay! Femi-nazis, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'ral, said get away-ay! Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay! Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores... Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more... We don't need your welfare schemes... We don't need your class enmity! Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies... The Right will just convict his spies!! Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!! American Sheeple...when will you see?!!
GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more! We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton! Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye! You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!! Gotta look Slick right in the eye, Tell'im what he's gotta do, "Ya know we'll never leave...'til yer a Prison 'HO!" T-Mac resigns by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?! Slick, yer a frickin' SLEAZE!!
Goodbye, EX-Prez'dent Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (here.til.we're.done!)
"Devolution!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
Aaarrrggghhh!! RATZ say they want a revolution... Well, you know... We all want to change the world!! Truth is we need a Devolution... 'Cuz you know... RightWing wants to save the world. But Left is all about destruction.... RATZ don't know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Folks, Liberty's our real solution... Guv'ment blows... Devolvin' Power is the plan!! RATZ beggin' fer tax contributions... Left don't know... We're givin' all we can!! If you want money fer sheeple with minds that hate... Socialist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
(guitar jammin')
Left wants to shelve the Constitution!! Well, you know... Barry's Marxist ways are dead!! RATZ wanna kill our institutions... Still, we know... Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread. But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO... Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!! Folks, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
"He Shall Rise Again!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Biden's gonna fall!! Dem Marxists try to stall... Swamp's Lib'ral mis-directions...are driving RATZ insane!! Our Will shan't bend!! JOEZ Treason washed away... The Evil of Dem Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...Dem RINOZ frown... The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks... But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!! The Left shall bend...JOEZ ConDamnation's Nigh!! If RATZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
JOEZ sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuh never called!! We shouted, "Build The Wall!!" RATZ lies and mis-directions are driving US away!! Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away... Left says that we should "Just Move On!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
"Right's Winning" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!!
We must ignore the Media WHORE'd, they sold out long ago... Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze. Biden, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse! Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE JOEY first... That's our solemn pledge! RATZ Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!! Must make sure all Dem Sheeple understand. We shan't let Traitors go...JOE Biden has been bought! We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked! JOEZ crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!! Right's winning...remember as we fight... November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
JOE, watch my dreams come true!! Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!! Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
JOE, your crimes condemn you...RATZ, we will soon judge... Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly... MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
(Reprise)
Ignore the Left's protests...They love JOE 'cuz RATZ Love Liars! Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right... Come join our Righteous Fight!!
"Shan't Get Fooled Again" (To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
We'll enlighten all we meet... For our children, we shall FReep... Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!! 'Tis Biden who spurs us on... Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong... Medyuh LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... Devolve Power...The Grand Devolution... Laugh and sing and take TraitorJOE down!! Listen to what Carlson's sayin'... Gotta do more than pray!! Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing... "We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... Ain't gonna listen to RATZ Med'yuh jive!! We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!! Folks, you know that Dem Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...)
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
Patriots, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Marxists' "programs" we'll erase...by and by!! And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for what's Right... Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!! Smile and grin at the change all around...)8^D!! Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday... Folks, we'll take to streets and scream... FREEDUUUMMM!!!
Meet the new boss...his name's D.J. Trump!!
Mudboy Slim
16 posted on 9/11/2002, 12:33:37 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Right Side of the Tunes" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President... Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand! Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall... EX-President is lookin' small... The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore... But every day, they enable Slick still more!
But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined... While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill. And when DemRATZ implode...the World will start anew... I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
EX-President has lost his head... Slick's debauchery we can't accept! We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"... We'll rearrange Dem Lib'ral's brains!! We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me! Clinton shall die in chains...he shan't go free!!!
So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... You sing out but no one seems to hear! Those DemocRATZ promote Slick's lifestyle... RAT Party LIES in ruins! Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
[Eclipse]
Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease... It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels... She was in love...while Bill masturbates... Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal... All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Left can't create...RATZ just destroy... Socialist fools...they'll learn someday. The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete! Come join the Right...we're winning the fight! We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE... All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law... Yes, it's true...The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"RATZ Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer OUR Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATZ been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemocRATZ been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATZ, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
"Eve of Destruction!!" (To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... RATZ dispairin'...Right's emboldened!! Reject JOE Biden's swill...be righteous voters... Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters... 'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Lib'rals tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Must reject RATZ fears...and FReepin's the way!! When Dem Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!! Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!! Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Medyuh tells me... Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
Sure. Ol' MUDZ so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... RATZ peddle Fear...Swamp empowers Satan... Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!! Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATZ must be quakin'!! Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken... All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!! RATZ whole Marxist WHORE'd...let's just eradicate it!!
Sosh'lists tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends... Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!! Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race... Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!! Grand Devolution's come...cede Power to the States!! Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!! Love yer next- door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
RATZ tell me... Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!" Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!) Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!! Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!! King Osama bil Clinton Fooled RATZ WHORE'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATZ Shall Pay!! McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy. Seems that intern sure could suck... Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!! JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!! How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!! My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open. Just like the day...like the day we learn'd.... Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear. Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")
If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!! An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATZ have no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... Elite Ol' Marxists taught US to weep an' moan... Trump's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!! -ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATZ, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! All DemRATZ have sunken so low!!!! If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you... Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro. Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... JOE...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!! 'Cuz when RATZ stonewall breaks, Biden'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.
All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!! A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah. Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh- oh, ohh-oh-oh, ouch!! Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ooooohhh!! Hey! Oh!
We're rollin'... We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown. We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown. Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh. Goin' down, Left's goin' down now. Goin' down, Swamp's goin' down now. We're goin' now, devolving Power, JOEZ goin' down, Left's goin' do__wn.
Ahhh~oooh~ohh. JOEZ goin' down, Swamp's goin' down now. Left's goin' down, devolving Power now. Right's gonna roll, Truth's on a roll now. Left's goin' down, RATZ're goin' down-down- down-down-down ~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Lib'rals...my FRiends... When will yer hatred disappear?! Leftists...my bros... Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good intents in their souls... IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!! Please explain why Biden Lied!! But Lib'rals...my FRiends... 'Twas fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!
Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah... Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!! Lib'rals...we'll still love ya... MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "TraitorJOE...JOE Biden...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep... Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!! Avenge Dem Tyrants' shameless crimes!! And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby... Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let DemocRATZ git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!! Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?! Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
FReegards...MUD
3 posted on 9/18/01 11:44 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
Revised today...MUD
15 posted on 11/16/2002, 7:01:59 AM by Mudboy Slim
"ClintonLovers!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")
ClintonLovers, why won't you come to your senses?! You been defendin' Willie fer so long now... Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!! DemRATZ have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!
Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast... She'll eat you if yer female!! You know "The LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet..." Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!! But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!
Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power, Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!! And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'... Left's prison is walkin' through this World as RATZ Drones!!
Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?! The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!! Guitars to tell the night time from the day!! Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!! Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!
Des'pret Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses? Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!! RATZ may be Losers, but there's a New World before you... You better let the FReepers love you, You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!
FReegards...MUD
141 posted on 11/21/2002, 2:40:09 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Fall of the SheepMasters!!" (To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "Fall of the Peacemakers")
Our dreams we work towards... This land rejects all kings!! The Truth shall find its voice... For freedom, we sing...patriots shall sing!!
"Dutch" Reagan told me, "Big Guv'ment shouldn't grow!!" Good men must take a stand...smaller Guv'ment is our goal!! Folks, the Truth is everything!!
The "choice" of the RATZ...they'd retreat...NO CHANCE!! We'll fight the fight so Left's free to prance... Folks, imagine RATZ called MUD a dreamer. How many times must Guv'ment LIE?!! How many fears must good patriots fight?!! Country suffers from RATZ madness... Freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...freep fer Justice!!
(musical interlude)
Right's slashing our taxes...In God We Trust!! We're Liberty's friend and for Justice we lust!! Take a stand...WIN THE WAR!! White doves shall fly!! Peace to all!! 'Cuz when Right fights, the SheepMasters'll fall!! Left ain't scary anymore.
Said Rush to the crowd, "With the Truth, we'll fight!!" Black thread shall smite Left's fears and Left's lies... AlQueda's Death and Violence!! How many times must Lib'rals lie?! How come RINOZ like avoiding fights?! Country suffers from RATZ madness!! Ohh...freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...help freep fer Justice!!
"Rainbow Stew" (Written and Performed by Merle Haggard)
There's a big, brown cloud in the city, And the countryside's a sin. An' the price of life is too high to give up, Gotta come down again. When the world wide war is over and done, And the dream of peace comes true. We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb, Eatin' that rainbow stew.
When they find out how to burn water, And the gasoline car is gone. When an airplane flies without any fuel, And the satellite heats our home. One of these days when the air clears up, And the sun comes shinin' through. We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb, An' eatin' that rainbow stew.
Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon, Underneath that sky of blue. All be drinkin' free bubble-ubb, An' eatin' that rainbow stew.
(Instrumental break)
You don't have to get high to get happy, Just think about what's in store. When people start doin' what they oughta be doin', Then they won't be booin' no more. When a President goes through the White House door, An' does what he says he'll do. We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb, Eatin' that rainbow stew.
Eatin' rainbow stew with a silver spoon, Underneath that sky of blue. We'll all be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb, Eatin' some rainbow stew.
Eatin' rainbow stew with a silver spoon, Underneath that sky of blue. All be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb, Eatin' rainbow stew.
"I Dreamed I Met Jim Robinson!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Dreamed I Saw St. Augustine")
(Mudboy on harp...)
I dreamed I met Jim Robinson, Dude's loved by all who FReep!! Lurkin' 'roun' Jim's Forum, FRiends... Fightin' fer our Liberty!! We're defending our Right to Bear Arms... Leftists' Culture's oh so cold... Battling fer the Country's Soul... Our Forefathers Make US Bold!!
"RiseUP, my FRiends!!" MUD sang out loud, In a voice with no restraint, "Come out, my gifted FReeperFRiends... Help US Put JOE in CHAINS!! No Lib'ral is amongst ye now... Whom you can call "HERO!!" So Fight the Fight Fer Liberty... And know You're Not Alone!!"
(MUD workin' the harmonica hard...)
I dreamed I FReeped with Rush Limbaugh, Libs cower at his every breath!! And I dreamed I was amongst the ones... Who FReeped Slick 'til his Death!! NO, we don't FReep in anger, Just becuz our Prez'dent LIED!! We just like whuppin' sosh'list A$$... And Raise OUR Voice With Pride!!
(Sweet Harpin' to close...)
FReegards...MUD
231 posted on 12/24/2002, 7:06:10 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Billy, King from Arkansas" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")
Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'... The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style... And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!! Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'... No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...
Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade... But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts, You're a Danger to the State!! Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!! No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!
No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS... You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders! Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs, You're the one who's givin' the orders!! No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE... And you're not fit fer leadin'!! Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate... While Lady Justice's bleedin'....
Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is decievin'... And your schtick's so great, I took the bait, And you almost had me believin'. But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to the Juice!! No, I don't know how you can look me in the eye, While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!
But I know a place where you can go, Willie, Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!! Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy... Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!
Mudboy Slim (9/9/99)
18 Posted on 08/27/2001 07:04:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Sounds of Silence" (Written and performed by Simon and Garfunkel)
Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again. Because a vision softly creeping Left it's seed while I was sleeping, And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the sounds of silence.
In restless dreams I walked alone, Narrow streets of cobble stone. 'Neath the halo of a street lamp, I turned my collar to the cold and damp, When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light That split the night And touched the sounds of silence.
And in the naked light I saw Ten thousand people, maybe more. People talking without speaking, People hearing without listening, People writing songs that voices never shared, And no one dared Disturb the sounds of silence.
"Fools!" said I, "you do not know, Silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you, Take my arms that I might reach you." But my words like silent raindrops fell... And echoed in the wells of silence.
And the people bowed and prayed To the neon gods they made. And the sign flashed out its warning, In the words that it was forming, And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls And tenement halls." And whispered in the sounds of silence.
Pre...MUD
104 posted on 2/24/2003, 5:08:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
"The Dogs of War" (Written and performed by Pink Floyd)
Dogs of war and men of hate With no cause, we don't discriminate Discovery is to be disowned Our currency is flesh and bone Hell opened up and put on sale Gather 'round and haggle For hard cash, we will lie and deceive Even our masters don't know the web we weave
One world, it's a battleground One world, and we will smash it down One world ... One world
Invisible transfers, long distance calls, Hollow laughter in marble halls Steps have been taken, a silent uproar Has unleashed the dogs of war You can't stop what has begun Signed, sealed, they deliver oblivion We all have a dark side, to say the least And dealing in death is the nature of the beast
One world, it's a battleground One world, and we will smash it down One world ... One world
The dogs of war don't negotiate The dogs of war won't capitulate, They will take and you will give, And you must die so that they may live You can knock at any door, But wherever you go, you know they've been there before Well winners can lose and things can get strained But whatever you change, you know the dogs remain.
One world, it's a battleground One world, and we will smash it down One world ... One world
Pre...MUD
255 posted on 2/25/2003, 4:41:43 PM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Whup Dem RAT-bastards' BUTTS!!")
"Masterful Whore" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Bin Laden's never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! Left lauds his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... Left is hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow Lord's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Socialism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, MUD's WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, You TOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you Redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! [=^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... I'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... BOY, I'll piss on yer head!!
Mudboy Slim
49 posted on 09/21/2001 3:31 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"Ol' Waco" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... The blame it is all Left's own... That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren... Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! Folks, we shan't bow to him... Righteous shall detach Slick's crown... Shouldda RESIGNED long ago... What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?! Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!
La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la... La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la...
Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!! History shall record it so!! What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?! How could Gore run when he knows?!
Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Why DID we raze Kosovo?!! War Criminals demand Justice!! [Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo... Kids dead in Kosovo... Four dead in Ohio?! Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!! Why weren't the Sheeple told?! IGNORE LEFT'S MEDIA WHORE'd!!!
Mudboy Slim
"Fight the Fight Fer FReedom" (To be sung to CSN&Y's "Find the Cost of FReedom")
Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Clinton down... Righteous Lord shall guide us through...PROSECUTION NOW!!! RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear RATZ Stonewall down... Countrymen, Right calls on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)
"RAT-WHORE'ds' SCUM!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Lost in the Flood")
OUR AmericanSoldiers shall be comin' home as heroes in big parades... They'll walk through town heads held high... "He Helped Liberate Iraq!!" they'll hear the RighteousFolks say. This countryside's burnin' with Lib'ral Airheads chantin' "RATZ Fer Genocide!!" Slick's Left is SCUM, they're gutless fairies, 'neath Medyuh WHORE'ds' LIES they hide!! RATZ're breakin' dreams and promises with Vile Tyrants givin' 'em directions!! PUNKS run wild through Federalized slums IGNORANT...pleadin' fer MORE RAT Deception!! The DemocRATZ love DEATH and Tyranny...their hands're all caked in blood... Kristinn says "FReep!!" with the folks from DeeCee, the A.N.S.W.E.R. is MORE MUD!! Then MUD said "Hey, Angelwood, Git Justice...Git Justice Fer RATZ Scum!! Has Left thrown their senses out the door?! Or did they lose them slingin' mud?!"
That pure American brother, dull-eyed and empty-faced races Sundays in Jersey in a Chevy stock super eight He rides `er low on the hip, On the side he's got Bound For Glory in red, white and blue flash paint He leans on the hood telling racing stories, the kids call him Jimmy The Saint Well the blaze and noise boy, he's gunnin' that bitch loaded to blastin' point He rides head first into a hurricane and disappears into a point And there's nothin' left but some blood where the body fell That is, nothin' left that you could sell just junk all across the horizon, a real highwayman's farewell And he said "Hey kid, you think that's oil? Man, that ain't oil that's blood" I wonder what he was thinking when he hit that storm Or was he just lost in the flood? Eighth Avenue sailors in satin shirts whisper in the air Some storefront incarnation of Maria, she's puttin' on me the stare and Bronx's best apostle stands with his hand on his own hardware Everything stops, you hear five, quick shots, the cops come up for air And now the whiz-bang gang from uptown, they're shootin' up the street And that cat from the Bronx starts lettin' loose but he gets blown right off his feet And some kid comes blastin' round the corner but a cop puts him right away He lays on the street holding his leg screaming something in Spanish Still breathing when I walked away And somebody said "Hey man did you see that? His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud" I wonder what the dude was sayin' or was he just lost in the flood? Hey man, did you see that, those poor cats are sure messed up I wonder what they were gettin' into, or were they just lost in the flood?
Mid...MUD
466 posted on 3/26/2003, 4:20:33 PM by Mudboy Slim (The DemocRAT Party is Being EXPOSED as THE Communist Party of America...Let 'em Squawk!!)
While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld... Fight RATZ Slime, my FRiends!! 'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste... 'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!! FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!! Shun the LIES!! DemRATZ we'll Liberate!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Can't let JOE escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! Meek RINOZ WE AIN'T!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change... To help FRee MinionsOfState!! Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!! 'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right... If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Impeach RATZ Shame!! The Goal is to Imprison RATZ... Proclaim JOEZ Disgrace...fer growin' HATE!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Shan't let JOE escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! Meek RINOZ WE AIN'T!! Media are all LIARs!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE JOE!! C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!! Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams Convict RATZ Slime!!
(The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars)
Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams Convict RATZ Slime!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! FER Justice WE Aspire!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
FReegards...MUD
120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Here Freedom Flies In Your heart Like An Eagle" (Poem by Audie Murphy, Medal of Honor Recipient)
Dusty old helmet, rusty old gun, They sit in the corner and wait - Two souvenirs of the Second World War That have withstood the time, and the hate.
Mute witness to a time of much trouble. Where kill or be killed was the law - Were these implements used with high honor? What was the glory they saw?
Many times I've wanted to ask them - And now that we're here all alone, Relics all three of a long ago war - Where has freedom gone?
Freedom flies in your heart like an eagle. Let it soar with the winds high above Among the spirits of soldiers now sleeping, Guard it with care and with love.
I salute my old friends in the corner, I agree with all they have said - And if the moment of truth comes tomorrow, I'll be free, or By God, I'll be dead!
Excellent...thanksfer sharin', COE-blahnsh...MUD
412 posted on 4/15/2003, 4:45:03 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations... The League of FReeNations!!)
Crossin the highway late last night He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right He didnt see the station wagon car The skunk got squashed and there you are!
You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin to high Heaven!
Take a whiff on me, that aint no rose! Roll up yer window and hold yer nose You dont have to look and you dont have to see Cause you can feel it in your olfactory
You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin to high Heaven!
Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon The blood and the guts theyre gonna make you swoon!
You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin to high Heaven!
Cmon stink!
You got it! Its dead, its in the middle Dead skunk in the middle! Dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin to high heaven! All over the road, technicolor man! Oh, you got pollution Its dead, its in the middle And its stinkin to high, high Heaven!
"Lucky Man" (To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
He had the zealots, and harems by the score... Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said. Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!
He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Our soldiers soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! His zealots couldn't save him, so WE SHOT "bin", and HE DIED!!!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Mudboy Slim
46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!)
Mudboy...ain't nobody's fool... Sits there reflectin'...contemplates what to do... MUD feels anger inside...yet filled with pride. No...Slim's no Saint...yet not the one to blame.
Mudboy...goes about his day... Tryin' to think of FReepin' words to say... Like..."This is just a game I play..." And..."All shall be okay." Ohhhh...silent rage...why won't folks fan the flames?!
Must FReep...must think...can't sleep... [zzzzzzzzzzzzz...LOL!!]
MUDZ Daddy's little boy... MUDZ Mama's pride and joy... MUDZ kids...they love him!! And MUDZ Missuz...she holds him!!!
Mudboy says, "Wouldn't it be nice... If we could sing...fer Truth and Life?!" Then, outrun Left's spin...and INDICT ol' Slick?!! Ohhh-oh-oh-oh...Truth Shall Reign!! Someday, you'll feel the same...
"Walk On The VILE Side!!" (To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")
Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... Politicked his way across the U-S-A. RAPED some women on the way... Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said: "Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!" Said, "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!! But Huang never lost the Prez... 'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said... "Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!" Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!" And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Tobackky Al never once gave it away, Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!! Corruption here fer some TREASON there... Clinton's White House is the place where they said: "Hey kids, take a walk on the Vile Side!!" Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!! Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said: "Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..." Said, "Hey Jack, DemocRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
HildaBeast's just fading away, Thought she was VeePee in her day. Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash, Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said: "Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!" And the DemocRATS go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (Re-FReeped 18 February 2003)
"Vile Forces" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")
JOE thinks this Country is easy to fool... Abusing his Power, Obstructin' the Truth! Shameless Traitor, Prez'dency's a Sham... You know we can't let RATZ High Treason stand! Vile Forces hold JOEZ critics at bay... But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!!
America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain... Networks can't hide it, their power has waned. No explanation, no compromise... Will make us feel better until JOE Resigns! Vile forces try to lead us astray... Lib'ral "choices" bleed our Freedoms away!
It must concern you, his sins and his lies... But now JOEZ beholden to his Communist spies! Our faith's been broken, RATZ must be tried... They'll rot in prison to pay for their crimes!! Vile forces try to excuse it away... DemocRAT Comrades condone Evil, I say, "Vile forces mustn't lead us astray... Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!"
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, so hold on when there is nothing in you but the Will which says to them: "Hold on !";
You can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch; If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run - Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
FReegards...MUD
472 posted on 2/3/2004, 11:15:17 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Right Has Gotta Swarm!!" (To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm... Trash TraitorJOE with scorn...Brandon has been forewarned... JOEZ a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned... Right is gonna Swarm... JOEZ done SOLD OUT to our foes...Antifa's nuthin' but RATZ-HO's... Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day! If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die... Won't ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
(Kewl Guitar Jammin')
Folks, we gotta fight Biden...folks, we gotta take RATZ down... Heed my merry band...make Left understand... The World on you depends...fer JOE to meet his end... Gotta fight Biden...yeaaahhhh...
(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')
Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned... It's our White House JOEZ scorned...in Jail, RATZ shall be thrown... Just a Traitor and his drones, Dem Lib'rals sold their souls... Right is gonna swarm...
Right-Wing's gotta swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm... MUDZ views shall be the norm...Sheeple'll know Left's harm...
100 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:51:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"This Blessed Ground!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam. Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it... We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground... He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around... This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now, Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Political fights between The Wrong and The Right... Networks treat us like we're fools. As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck, While sellin' secrets to Commie scum... Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come... To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more. Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret... FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!" It's our turn now, let's show 'em how... To devolve Power...to your hometown.
So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny! I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now... Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea.. I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
"November Slaughter!!" (To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
We all roadtripped to DeeCee...on the great Potomac shoreline... MUD makes records 'bout BigGuv'ment, Briefers don't have much time!! Rush Limbaugh and his Grandpa were sharin' their wise ol' sounds... But RAT-Morons used Ol' Barry...burned DeeCee to the ground!!
November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! November Slaughter!! Yeah- yeaaah...
We'll burn down RATZ NancyHouse...RATZ LIE in their Quest fer Power!! FunkyDan was gunnin' his Red 'Vette...schoolin' kids, "Freedom NOW!!" Marxists dream of Power...Dem Leftists R A damned disgrace!! RATZ scheme fer Power...but they R TOOLS OF HATE!!
November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! November Slaughter!! Yo...Burn it down!!
(Major League FreeeakJam)
We ended up on Abe Lincoln's stairs...it was Glenn Beck, Rush, and MUD!! But with Obamabot DRONES, RAT-Media's BLIND!! Wake UP!!...MUD- music's HERE!! We're the righteous Right...damn the punk-assed Left!! Let's make Left's RACISTS fret!! No matter what RATZ git outta this, Lord knows, MUD'll never forget!!
November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! November Slaughter!!
Burn...Burn it down, burn it down!!
Mudboy Slim (4 July 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Fools (Vote Fer Dem Traitors)!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)")
Cruised into a bar on the shore Her picture graced the grime on the door She a long lost love at first bite Baby maybe you're wrong but you know that's alright That's right
Backstage we're havin the time Of our lives until somebody say Forgive me if I seem out of line Then she whipped out her gun Tried to blow me away
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
So never judge a book by its cover Or who you gonna love by your lover Love put me wise to her love in disguise She had the body of a venus Lord, imagine my surprise
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
Baby let me follow you down Let me take a peek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, all night Baby let me follow you down Turn the other cheek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, sue me
What a funky lady She like it like it like it like that He was a lady
Pre...MUD
76 posted on 3/26/2004, 10:24:02 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Hell's In JOEZ Mirror!!" (To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends... We shall not lose this Culture War!! Right's victory is pre-ordained... Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! OLDE JOE?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're all Right now...we're not dangerous. Fear our throng, though...we're educated!! RATZ are STOOOPID...and outrageous!! Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Swamp's TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what JOE does best... And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!! Impeach Dem FOOLS...Reject RATZ Spin... Our country needs the Right to WIN!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! OLDE JOE?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!! It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!! Here Right is now...entertaining!! All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)
We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!! Hell yeah...we'll whup RATZ by a mile!! Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind... Oh well, whatever...Ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! OLDE JOE?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the Right, folks...Truth's contagious!! Hear my songs now...educatin'!! RATZ are STOOOPID...just outrageous... We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!! Devolve Power...to the States, folks... It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!
"Fight 4 Allah!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Ride My Llama")
Remember, Ms. Alamo...the Right is here to stay!! We'll fight DemRATZ fer Power...the Righteous, we don't play!!
We fought to FRee Iraq...RATZ Tyranny we'll stop!! JOE Biden, hear the news...Left's Marxist views leave scars!! We'll rise up 'gainst Left's "stars"... And sing y'all some Liberty Songs!!
Let's send DemRATZ on a ship... We'll provide reefer for the trip... MUD said, "We're olde, but we're Good!!" Like any good Conservative would...
Right's gotta take a stand...'gainst RATZ bankrupting OUR Land!! We wanna stand for Good...take JOE down with his goons!! Right needs to Git JOE Good!! Fed'ral Prison or "The Hood"?!!
We sing, "Expose Dem Libs!!" We'll reward Leftists when they switch... MUD said, "We're olde, but we're good!!" Like any ol' Conservative would. Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
"The Right is Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")
Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say... RATZ walk down the street pushin' good folks outta their way... Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys... Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!! Folks, the Right is right!!
The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!! Dem fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"
The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much... We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!! Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's Tools... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!! Right's not fools, but RINOZ, will you walk the line?!! And face that Right is Right!! Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
Woah-woah... Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'... We know the sleaziness the Swamp must hide... Left, they're fools, America...RATZ are foolhardy... Yes, they are, Nation!!
(Musical interlude)
Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain... HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!! It's a long, stark campaign and JOE Biden's lyin'!! Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz RATZ been spyin'!! We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!! Limbaugh says, "Stand and Fight!!" The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!! You can't fergit that Right is Right!!
FReegards...MUD
274 posted on 5/9/2004, 12:11:06 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Thrash'em!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Thrasher")
We are fightin' fer our children... Left's conspirin' to save Biden!! Right shall give it all we have to expose Truth!! 'Cuz the Righteous Way defines US... We can see DemLib'rals comin'... And Swamp's cretins don't like RightWing folks like you!!
Folks, Right's just gettin' fired up... Next, we'll fight the righteous fight... Fightin' to Nail Biden fer TREASON!! When I see Big Guv'ment growin' I... Look fer more than tax cuts, guys!! We are FReepin' fer the day when Truth Trumps SCUM!!
Folks, good FReepers are unbending... Mideast's an ancient rift we're mending. Life's an endless War of Ideas... Our Constitution's Great!! We'll FReep with our companions... Won't git lost with Marxist Minions!! We'll recall Dutch Reagan's brilliance... Liberty's Our Fate!!
C'mon FRiends, I know you've had enough... Join our Righteous Stand 'gainst Fools!! Head on out to where good patriots make their stand. Gotta one-way ticket to the Land of Truth... Yes, Ol' Mudboy's gotta band... We can't lose, my friends, you soon shall understand.
Left's a sordid predilection... RATZ're poisoned by deception... More Big Guv'ment isn't needed... My paycheck is MINE!! RATZ're lost in conflagrations... They're just 60's-style mutations... DeeCee's grotesque misrepresentations... RATZ're failing...failing.
Reject Left's Whore'd and strip RATZ bare... Swamp's just deadweight, you see!! Journey down the road without RATZ load. Right, show some spine...fight, Dem Librals are blind... We'll be FReepin' Washington, DeeCee... Shall be The Great Stand...counter-protest episode!!
'Cuz Left culture's vile but ending... With Big Guv'ments' wasteful spending!! The Right demands our FReedom...Socialists, Beware!! Weild the mighty Sword of Justice... RATZ are powerless to stop US!! Leftists' Hell is loss of Power... 'Cuz we're patriots who care!!
But me I'm not stopping there, Must Imprison TraitorJOE!! Fer so many crimes, RATZ must do their time!! When we thrash'im, folks, we'll have Left on the run... RATZ're dinosaurs of mind... Folks, you know the time has come to Do What's Right!!
"FReedom is THE Way!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")
Right remains divisible... 'Cuz our thinking's FRee!! I have joined...in many FReeps... Defendin' Liberty!!
Right was born with a righteous quest... Wise hunger to be FRee!! Parents taught, "Never Fear!!" RATZ discourage me.
'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, folks... FReedom is THE Way!! Sheeple must learn whats goin on... Truth shall win the day!! Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
Walk the walk...stand and fight!! FReedom is not FRee!! Left, it tries...to stoke our fears... RATZ love tyranny!!
Marxists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!" RINOZ, they agree... RATZ're hooked...on Welfare pay... Thats not Right to me.
'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears... FReedom is THE Way!! Med'yuh wont say whats goin on... Folks, Right shall make JOE pay!! Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will... Yes, it will...yes, it will... "FReedom is THE Way!!"
Mudboy Slim
117 posted on 5/27/2004, 6:09:02 AM by Mudboy Slim
I am from the Far Right... Wanna shrink Big Guv'ment down!! Right must triumph 'gainst Dem Lib'rals... Righteous Cause...Devolve Power!!
Lead the way...lead the way... Let's cut today...cut today...growth will follow!! Donald, lead the way...lead the way... Let's cut today...cut today...Devolve Power!! Right shall follow!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
RATZ lies show no wisdom... Right FReeps Truth, "Life ISN'T Fair!!" RATZ lie!! Left lies!! RATZ spy!! Yea yea...CONSPIRE!!
Donald, lead the way...lead the way... Yeah, cut today...cut today... Right Shall Follow!!
Patriots, kneel and pray...kneel and pray!! Let's save the day...save the day!! Right's Empowered!!
Right's empowered...Right's empowered!!
Mudboy Slim
133 posted on 5/28/2004, 10:39:35 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Tales of Bold Patriots!!" (To be sung to Cream's "Tales Of Brave Ulysses")
You thought Dem Lib'ral SwampRATZ...would bring US down forever... But we'll rise above Left's treason...RATZ wish violence on our own!!
Yes, the passion of the FRee...pierce thru LIES of bumblin' bureaucRATZ... As we shed our Marxist leeches...by slashing Fed'ral programs... Power's wicked weilders torture...those who seek to live in FReedom... The heroic Reagan's calling you to building a shining City!!
Next, you'll see Jewel's tanned body...dripping of Left's essence... But her foolish statements're hollow...We Fight Fer Liberty!! So when DemLib'rals gather...FReep down RATZ vile sedition... Proudly teach Dem Lib'rals...with the issues 'cuz we're Right!!
Once-mighty tyrant's nekkid...once FReedom's been delivered... Sheeple want to inflict Justice...RATZ'll do hard time or be buried!!
Our "game" is Righteous Justice...and we'll FReep DemRATZ to Hell!! Biden knows folks cannot stand him...'cuz he sold out to the Chi- Coms!! Purple Hearts fer mild abrasions...Hanoi Johnnie shirked his duty... Fled home early...LIED to Congress!!
The Righteous rise up proudly...we'll Liberate THIS Country!! Folks, you need to join the FReepers...as we stand against left's Terror!!
Mudboy Slim
171 posted on 5/31/2004, 11:34:18 AM by Mudboy Slim
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
TraitorJOEZ got it rough... Left's gettin' desperate!! Biden's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give RATZ many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore the LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!! Press must confess!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Marx is DEAD!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Muslims...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's hard...Demand the Truth!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
"The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia" (Sung by Vicki Lawrence)
He was on his way home from Candletop Been two weeks gone and he thought he'd stop at Webb's And have him a drink 'fore he went home to her Andy Wolloe said Hello And he said Hi, whats doin', Wo Said, sit down, I got some bad news, it's gonna hurt He said, I'm your best friend and you know that's right But your young bride ain't home tonight Since you been gone she's been seein' that Amos boy, Seth Well, he got mad 'n' he saw red And Andy said, Boy, dontcha lose your head 'Cause to tell ya the truth I been with her myself
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia That's the night that they hung an innocent man Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer 'Cause the judge in the towns got bloodstains on his hands
Well, Andy got scared and left the bar Walkin' on home 'cause he didn't live far See, Andy didn't have many friends And he'd just lost him one Brother thought his wife musta left town So he went home and finally found The only thing Papa had left him and that was a gun
And he went off to Andy's house A-slippin' through the backwoods quiet as a mouse Came upon some tracks too small for Andy to make He looked through the screen at the back-porch door And he saw Andy lyin' on the floor In a puddle of blood and he started to shake
Well, the Georgia Patrol was a-makin their rounds So he fired a shot just to flag 'em down And a big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun and said "why dya do it" And the judge said Guilty in a make-believe trial And slapped the Sheriff on the back with a smile Said suppers waitin' at home and I gotta get to it
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia That's the night that they hung an innocent man Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer 'Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands
Well, they hung my brother before I could say The tracks he saw while on his way To Andy's house and back that night were mine And his cheatin' wife had never left town And that's one body that'll never be found See, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia, oh-oh-aah That's the night that they hung an innocent man, ah-huh-unh Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer 'Cause the Judge in the towns got bloodstains on his hands
Pre...MUD
34 posted on 9/20/2004, 3:33:51 PM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE TRUMP!!)
"Lib'rals, Yer Dumb!!" (To be sung to Cat Stevens' "Father and Son")
Libs, it's time to make a change... Yer just dumb...Medyuh's fault... There's so much you need to know. FReep the World!! Save yer towne!! If you want, vote fer Biden... But you see, TraitorJOE...he LIES badly!!
All Left cares about is Power, Swamp's corruption does not please US!! RATZ're wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!! Left's Medyuh slime...LIES a lot... Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!! FReedom must prevail more tomorrow...righteous dreams are hot!!
Libs, please let Mudboy explain...face the Truth, reject the Lib'ral spin!! Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!! 'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen... The Right's the way...don'tcha know?! We'll help FReedom grow...today!! We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!
(Nice little guitar breakout)
Libs, it's time you make a change... Justice-bound, we FReep boldly!! Yer quite dumb...Networks' fault... Only schmucks believe Medyuh's "truth"!! FReep the World!! Save yer towne!! Tell yer FRiends, "Don't vote Biden!!" Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!
Righteous right, fight with pride... FReepin' fer the Truth is God's design!! Fight's hard...so Dem Lib'rals ignore it... Come join the Right...help US FReep!! Help US spread our Liberty!! Fer Justice pray!! And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!! We know...DemRATZ don't know!!
Mudboy Slim
122 posted on 9/26/2004, 10:16:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Power: Bring It!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")
Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!! With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale. I think yer nominee, JOE...Biden's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!! It's time fer Dem SwampRATZ to pay...Biden'll git his JusticeDay!! Days are numbered...Biden LIED, yes he's SCUM!! Marxists, we'll denigrate!!
Biden's done, and Kamala's waitin' fer her chance, now!! Ol' JOEZ been sinkin'...DemRATZ chantin' "Kill ALL Jews!!" So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'... And I'm not quite sixty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do... Eradicate Hamas...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!
Carlson's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!! Rush told me, "Biden's SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!" But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'... Lib'rals LIE until they die...Biden's crimes the Medyuh hides!! Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!
Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!! TraitorJOE shall be caught...RATZ pulled the trigger!! Tyranny endures when good men dither... We must CONVICT RATZ scum...Biden's left much undone!! IMPEACH RATZ Number One, send JOE to prison!!
"The Boston Strangler!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "The Disco Strangler")
Tellin' all Dem Big LIES...lives to kill... Veterans despise Kerry 'cuz...Hanoi John is a Commie shill!! Losers loathing all that is Right... Rancid government...Fer FReedom fight!! Sayin, "Look at me, Nation, look at me. I'm John Kerry, I'm beautiful, I'm somebody." Don't fall prey to the charms of "The Boston Strangler!!"
FReak's been all Wrong with his Marxist throng, Nation... Been waiting fer his time to come. Tyrants prayin' fer RATZ Prez'dent, Lib'rals... Kerry's long-time Socialist SCUM!!
Kerry's so twisted by his stance du jour, Slick Willie's spawn...a pitiful sight!! John's PRO-Tyranny with him in charge and... WACO's burning, but that's all right. Ol' widows like the charms of "The Boston Strangler"... Folks, reject the vile charms of "The Boston Strangler!!"
"Fight 'gainst RATZ Lust Fer Power!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kind of way to Fight FEAR..." Said Rush Limbaugh to OUR Chief!! "There's too much corruption... Biden Shall Not Go FRee!!! Bus'nessMen...'tis JusticeTime!! Plowmen...Sing MUDZ Words!! MUD Shall Never Compromise... Nobody else here should!! Fer Treason we shall Indict JOE... Damn Swamp...RATZ Shall Implode!! There are many RATZ amongst us... Who "feel" Pro-Life is but a Joke!! But you and I we've been through that... Gettin' JUSTICE is OUR Fate!! So let US stop talking falsely now... RAT-Power's Gittin' Scant!!
Tyrants...RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Marxists HATE the TRUTH!! While all Dem Lib'rals came to chant... BrainDead IDIOT FOOLS!! Outside in a cold cavern... Ol' Mudboy DOTH Growwwwwllllll... TruthWriters are approaching... As Ol' Slim Began To HOWL!!
No one likes us -- I don't know why We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But all around even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one and see what happens We gave them money -- But are they grateful? No, they're spiteful and they're hateful They don't respect us -- so let's surprise them We'll drop the big one and pulverize them Asia's crowded and Europe's too old Africa is far too hot And Canada's too cold And South America stole our name Let's drop the big one There'll be no one left to blame us We'll save Australia Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo We'll build an All American amusement park there They got surfin too Boom goes London and boom Paree More room for you and more room for me And every city the whole world round Will just be another American town Oh how peaceful it will be We'll set everybody free You'll wear a Japanese kimono And there'll be Italian shoes for me They all hate us anyhow So let's drop the big one now Let's drop the big one now
"White House del Clintonia" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair, Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air, I'm part of the resistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight, Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night!!
There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! (Aaiigghh!!) And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!" Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way, Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a handsome face... Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia, Three Hundred times per year, Lib'rals sleeping here."
Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent, He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls friends! How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat, Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!
So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show us some spine!" Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!" And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!" Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives... Sheeple, we must wake...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace! They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia! What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"
Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!" Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!" But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies, Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT this Beast!
Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like these Whores... We have to find a passage back to the way things were before! "Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt... With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"
"Join with US!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run")
Every day, we fight the Power of Elites...it's our patriotic American Dream!! We're Right, we'll fight FOOL fascists fer Glory...defeat Left's whacky schemes!! Mudboy RAGES, singin' 'gainst RATZ slime... JOE squeals, Left's dejected, Right's steppin' up boldly this time...OHHH!! Nation, RATZ-Power sucks the soul from our Land... It's a death trap!! Guv'ment genicide krap!! We gotta VOTE OUT Marxist SCUM... 'Cuz RATZ loathe US...Patriots, c'mon join with US!! Yes, World, Right's here...
Patriots, let me in...MUD wants to be yer friend... We shall achieve OUR dreams and visions!! Just wrap yer brains 'round LESS Big Guv'ment... Folks, make yer stand to SAVE R CHILDREN!! Together, we shall break DemRATZ... They'll run 'cuz they're PUNKS... Biden, Right's on the attack!! OHHH!! SYNtaurz ROCK, LIB'rals pout, Truth inspires!! Yes, Nation, Right ain't scair't, we're BOLDlee fightin'... Folks have gotta learn how FREEDOM feels... Yer gonna know Big Guv'ment's VILE!! People need to know Right's Truth is real!! MUDZ gonna show U...
(Righteous saxaphone lead...)
Beyond the White House, Devolve Power HOME!! Reject RATZ "Racist Card"!! Lib'rals, know we care, let's DEFEAT terror... Leftist ploys, Progress RATZ retard!! RATZ're enthused by Marx, watch US VOTE and March... LIBS're BEfuddled 'cuz they're freaked Right resists... Right's gonna sing the Truth!! Dem Lib'rals LIE to you, Nation, no DeeCee ain't Right... Guv'ment's ever- growing MESS...hunh!!
(Mo' freak-jammin'...)
One...two...three...four... The RightWing's crammed with noble heroes on a last chance power drive... Got Dem Fascists out on the run, that's Right...Left's got no place left to hide!! Together, my friends, we'll defeat Left's MADness... Right loves you with all the gladness in our souls!! OHHH!! Someday, world, Right's GOOD shall win...we're gonna get to that place... Where we really want to go and we'll Stop Left's Treason... Let's go then, RATZ fear US...Nation, you must join with US!! Country, RATZ loathe US...Nation, you should join with US!! C'mon, Patriots!! RATZ loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!! Woah-ohh- ohh...mmm-mm-mmm...uh-uh-uh-woah-ohh-ohh...woah-ohh-ohh- ohh- ohhh...
Mudboy Slim (18 February 2010...revised 29 June 2021)
"Mr. Prez'dent" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
Oh yeah...oooh...
Mr. Prez'dent...TraitorJOE... How much does Power mean?! Won't you reconsider, JOEY?! Won't you do this thing fer me?!
RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!! Nixon did, JOE...Even the Score!! Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister Prez'dent... Won't you RESIGN before we IMPEACH?! Oh Mister Prez'dent, please... JOE, listen to MUDZ sound...
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)
Now, I'm plum pissed off...TraitorJOE... Said hey, Mister Prez'dent...you've damaged OUR Country!! Won'tcha reconsider, JOEY... Won't you just RESIGN fer me?!
I told ya, JOEY... Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!! RATZ, YOU killed innocent babies...you left a scar!! JOE, won't you RESIGN, BeijingBitchBoy... Won't you RESIGN afore we git MEAN?! BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"
FReegards...MUD
4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Pictures of Ziang Zemin" (To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")
When Slick was called to Viet Nam... Bill spewed his lies and turned deep shade of yellow!! Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead... When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!! He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'... Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!!
Posters of Jiang Zemin and you... Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes... All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!
Right rejected yer election... Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!! Slicks' rapings' haunt the FRee... My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!
Posters of Waco's dead, you fools... Images of Kosovo's dead, too... Why can't the Med'yuh tell us the Truth?!
Willard...you'd best RESIGN... And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!! Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!! Sic Semper Fi...you'd best RESIGN!!!
(hauntin' formal fiddle)
Let MUD take CarVile, men... Take Whorealdo fer a spin... Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's... Slap BrokeJaw 'til it stings... Jack Rather on the chin... Handcuff O.J. Simpson... Endoscope Perky Kate...[ewww, yuck!!] Next, Ol' MUD will legislate!!!
FReegards, all...MUD
P.S. "All experience ever is is confirmation anyway." Robert Frost to Theodore Morrison...27 June 1930.
"Lies of a Traitor" (To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby")
When I think about the TREASON Slick aided... Bills' lies're outrageous!! Left-Wing Media is drivin' me crazy... My ire's contagious!! Well, Slick knows now that interns ain't playthings... But CeegahBoy's got DemLib'rals on their knees!!
As I look back on Reagan's Legacy... Our Country, Dutch saved it!! He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil... That's why Lib'rals hate him!! Slick thinks that Truth is just rel'tive... Lyin' Boy, Bill's a puppet for Beijing!!!
Today, we'll take on DeeCee... DemLibs just cheat and lie!! Ol' Slick'll just fall at MUDZ feet... And then Slick'll begin to cry...
Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give Bill... He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*] Livin' in Prison will drive that PUNK crazy... He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Well, Bill knows that we're onto his "Sting"... Slick's spyin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*] Oh, when Slick looks back from his prison cell, wow... Bill lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*] Everyone needs to help us FReep... Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [Slick's a Chinese Agent!*] Let Bill feel the Power of FReep... Slick'll cry like a baby!! [Slick's justa Traitor!!*]
[*FReeperGal Chorus]
Sing it, Ladies...MUD
278 posted on 10/17/2001, 4:02:40 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Woodstock II (RightWingVersion)" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
Well, I came upon a dude named Rush... He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh... And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!" Limbaugh told me...
Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall... Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand... Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
We are starvin'...fer some Boldness... RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!! Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Folks, show the Left what Right is... Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!! Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice... Waco's burnin'... DemocRATZ're the Party of Fear... FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?! Just IGNORE the Media Spin... Dem Marxist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened... We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!! We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!! By the time we got to Abe's spot... We were o'er One Million Strong... Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!! Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land... Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly... Demand Justice fer Slick's lies... Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!! Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!! 'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to God's Gah-ah-ah-arden!!
"Ripple" (To be sung to The Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh... And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee... Would you hear my views comin' through the music?! Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken... Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D Yes, I know...folks don't really care... Still, FReedom songs'll soon fill the air!!
Ripples in still water... If Left feels no sense of loss...they have no soul!! Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!! Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!! Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!! 'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
Bill must be told...to take the highway... GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!! And once Slick goes, Lib'rals can follow... BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!
Ripples in still water... When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!! You can choose...to keep yer silence... But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!! Patriots, make yer stand...let The Right Guide you... Yes, I know the way...I will take you home!!
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh... La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Biden's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Bidens... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemocRATZ are FOOLS to ignore JOEZ Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
The DemocRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast RATZ Stonewall apart?!!
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here... It ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule via Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!! DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong... They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds... We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Biden feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots JOEZ LIES!! Most of them say, "JOE Biden's OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We shall INDICT Fauci...Stop Left's Clown!! All ya good FReepers, come help us out!! We gotta STOP Biden...Take JOEZ Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Fascists...STOP DemClowns!! Destroy Socialism...let's do it NOW!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"Liberty is Our Solution!!" (To be sung to AC/DC's "Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution")
All Right!! Hey there, all you "moderates"... Throwin' away yer Leftist votes!! R-RINOZ**, yer out there sittin' on the fence!! Folks, git off yer A$$ and come to DeeCee!! 'Cuz Liberty ain't no compromise... Our freedoms make good good sense!! Good sense...oww....oooh yeah!!
Guv'ment Lib-uh-rulls are whinin'...Biden's their STAR!! RATZ been castrated...'cuz they trust in TheWhore'd!! We must win it in the streets...don't underfund police!! Left Breeds Death...RATZ really need to ABORT!!
Yes, more freedom is in our future... Big Guv'ment's in the past!! Protest all unfair taxes!! Right's never gonna die...never gonna die!!
Liberty is OUR solution!! Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!! C'mon, join the Devolution!! Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Yes, it will...ha ha ha ha...
Right, take a look outside Left's Media Whore'd... Three TRILLION Bucks...Tyrant Presidents!! Well, RATZ ask us if we wanted Guv'ment cheese from DeeCee... We said, "We want our liberty, instead!!"
Yes, more freedom's in our future... Big Guv'ment's in the past!! Reject any more taxes!! Truth's never gonna die...RATZ're gonna FRY!!
[Now. everybody join in...LOL!!]
Liberty is OUR solution!! Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!! C'mon, join the Devolution!! Liberty's just our destiny!!
(Disco and the BigMan on a FreakJam)
Oh Liberty is OUR solution!! Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!! C'mon, join the Devolution!! Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Liberty is OUR solution!! Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Liberty is OUR solution!! Liberty!! Oh...Liberty is just OUR Destiny...YEAH!!
"Right's Fightin' FEAR!!" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here")
Folks, do you think Left can sell... Progressive Hell?!! Yer rights be damned!! Shall we quell RATZ vile thugs?!! Or sheepishly kneel?!! Your time to be brave... Won't you fight for your kids?!!
And did RATZ force you to trade... Real heroes for "JOE"?!! Sweet Justice for "Peace"?!! Freedom fer "secur'ty"?!! Big Guv'ment must change... 'Cuz Nation's been stained... JOE Biden is the Left's star... Now TraitorJOE bears RATZ SHAME!!
(Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man)
How I wish...Socialists were not here... Lib'rals are lost souls... Beggin' 'cuz they WON'T work!! Marxists are wimps!! Right must retake the same old ground... Sing out, be proud...Freedom's dear!! Right's fightin' FEAR!!
"FRiends of Slick Willie" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Marxist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton should be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 2/10/2002, 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?" (Written & performed by Merle Haggard)
I wish a buck was still silver, And it was back when the country was strong, Back before Elvis, and before the Vietnam War came along... Before the Beatles and "Yesterday," When a man could still work, and still would!! Is the best of the free life behind us now?! And Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?!
Are we rollin' downhill like a snowball headed for hell?! ...With no kind of chance for the flag or the Liberty Bell?!! I wish a Ford or a Chevy, would still last ten years like they should. Is the best of the free life behind us now? And Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?!
I wish Coke was still cola, and a joint was a bad place to be... And it was back before Nixon...lied to us all on TV!! Before Microwave ovens, when a girl could still cook, and still would... Is the best of the free life behind us now?! And Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?!!
Are we rollin' downhill like a snowball headed for hell?! ...With no kind of chance for the flag or the Liberty Bell?!! I wish a Ford or a Chevy would still last ten years like they should. Is the best of the free life behind us now?! And Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?!!
Stop rollin' downhill like a snowball headed for Hell. Standup for the flag, and let's all ring the Liberty Bell. Let's make a Ford and a Chevy that'll still last ten years like they should. The best of the free life is still yet to come, And the good times ain't over for good.
Pre...MUD
249 posted on 6/10/2002, 8:15:29 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Guv'ment Man!!" (To be sung to CSNY's "Southern Man")
Guv'ment man...why d'you take our bread?! We don't like...when RATZ spend and spend!! Guv'ment "change"...looks like Marxist past. Market losses...and high-priced gas... Guv'ment man...
TraitorJOE, you'll tear this country down... We're on a spendin' lightnin' round!! Swear by God, Fed budget must come down! Country's bleedin' while you keep taxing... How long? How long? How-ow-ow?
(Big Man on guitar)
Guv'ment man...'tis like Reagan said, Tyranny blooms when good men dread... Guv'ment change gonna come at last... Devolve Power and do it fast... Guv'ment man!!
It's all rotten...yer spend and tax... Debt's gigantic...kids' futures' black. Guv'ment man...ain't gonna pay them back!! I hear Greenies and sosh'lists laughing... How long? How long? How- ow-ow?
(Guitar jammin')
Guv'ment man...'tis like Limbaugh said, Tyranny blooms when good men dread... Guv'ment change gonna come at last. Devolve Power and do it fast... Guv'ment man!! Guv'ment Man!!
"No Sympathy Fer the Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for forty long years... Stole many a man's Hope and Faith! Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who could think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATZ are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame! Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
(cool guitar jammin')
Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!
'Cuz this Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! When you see Slick, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade. Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Tell you, voters, it's something you can change! Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?! Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
"Imagine!! (Conservative Version)" (To be sung to John Lennon's "Imagine")
Imagine no bureaucracy, Socialism left to die; No damned IRS, a reigned-in FBI; Imagine all US sheeple...with increased take-home pay! Ah ha ah aahhh!
Imagine no more Waco's, no booted thugs to rue; No Clinton goons to lie for...religious freedom, too! Imagine all free people...no Village, just families. Yoo hoo ooo! You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you'll join us, a FReeper's work is never done.
Imagine unbridled Capitalism, regulation on the wane; No need for greed or hunger, each spending what he's earned. Imagine all free people, the Left driven underground! Yoo hoo ooo! You may say I'm a dreamer, but this War it shall be won!! 'Cuz as an Ol' Gen-Xer, this next Century's ours to run!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 05/09/2000 00:26:24 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"JOE Biden, Traitor!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "John Wesley Harding")
John Wesley Harding Was a friend to the poor, He trav'led with a gun in ev'ry hand. All along this countryside, He opened a many a door, But he was never known To hurt an honest man.
'Twas down in Cheney County, A time they talk about, With his lady by his side He took a stand. And soon the situation there Was all but straightened out, For he was always known To take an honest stand
All across the internet His name it did resound, But no charge held against him Could they prove. And there was no man around Who could track or chain him down, He was never known To make a foolish move.
Pre...MUD
517 posted on 1/7/2003, 11:47:54 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Lib'ral Daze!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze")
Lib'ral Daze Rottin' RATZ Brains!! Lately, Voters just don't Feel Left's SHAME!!! RATZ're SCUMMY...'Cuz RATZ LOVE to LIE!! 'Scuse me while MUD WHUPS RAT"PIE!!"
Lib'ral Daze afflicts Cowards... RATZ don't know if they're goin' up or down!! NO RATZ're Happy...Left LOVES Misery!! Whatever it is Lib'rals are LOATHED by the FRee!!
Lib'ral Daze...Caused by JOEZ LIES!! Can't tell what is Wrong or Right!! You got US FReepin'...WHUPPIN' RATZ SLIME!! Fight Fer Tomorrow...'cuz OUR Future's RIGHT!!
Regards...MUD
1,039 posted on 1/21/2003, 11:38:36 AM by Mudboy Slim (RATZ're Ignorant DOLTS...I'm just here to help!!)
"We're the O.N.E.**!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "She's the One")
RATZ are knee-jerk RACISTS... Left steals dreams and paychecks... Makes ol' Mudboy ill!! Media's nasty li'l quips... Folks, Networks LIE thru their lips... Because Left loathes when we act free!! Biden's socialist dreams... Marxists, that is your way, makes us scream... "I wish RATZ'd just leave US alone!!" Because Left's dreams won't help US get jobs... And Swamp's wishes will just make BigGuv'ment grow!! With RATZ Health Care failing... Biden LIES, let's fight the RAT-Messiah... Folks, WE're the O.N.E.!! We're the O.N.E.!!
Hey!! Heh heh!! Yer wonderin' where to start... True Right, we've been singing in the dark... MUD says, "I'm never gonna leave here!!" But we've got Reagan on our minds... RATZ tell such desperate lies... Folks, only the IGNORANT believe them!! Friends, we're Right, let's try just one more time... Defeat BigGuv'ment slime and we'll WHUP Dem FOOLS!! Folks, Lib'rals fake you, but now RATZ wanna break you... Left's gonna find out that ain't so easy to do!! And no matter where you post tonight or how far you run... Folks, we're the O.N.E.!! Freedom's fun...
Wo-o-oah... Folks, we shall not miss... 'Cuz Liberty is our Right!! We're Conservative!! Those secret pacts RATZ make... Left thinks BigGuv'ment saves you and Right's gettin' pissed!! Folks, we're the O.N.E.!! Oh, we're the O.N.E.!! Folks, Freedom's fun!! No, we're not done!! Folks, fight Left's scum!! Joe, we're the O.N.E.!!
(Syntaurz freakjammin' 'til the cows come home...heh heh heh)
"New Morning...New Day!!" (To be sung to Foreigner's "Blue Morning, Blue Day")
RATZ in the street, faces enmasked...more Statists causing BLIGHT!! Claim they AIN'T fascists, but Left's brain cells R DEAD!! Folks, Left's "men" R scair't 2 fight!! Right knows Left LOVES Marxists' socialist ways... But DeepState we all LOATHE together!! Med'yuh keeps squawkin'...RATZ can't heed what MUD sings... Lights ON!! Dem rodents just SCATTER!!
Good morning...New Day!! Time U'all try things OUR way!! New morning...can't you see?! How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!
MUDZ always listened to all points of view... Guv'ment we've tried to mend. And MUDZ always been a patient man... But MY patience has reached its end!! RATZ sell U.S. grievances...MUD ain't gonna buy!! RATZ swear DeeCee does it better... Well, Lib'rals, Homey ain't home... Limbaugh's Legions have GROWN!! Gotta Prez'dent who plays a bed-wetter!!
Good morning...New Day!! Time U'all try things "(R)" way!! New morning...can't you see?! How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!
(BigMan on guitar lead...)
Good morning...New Day!! Time U'all try things OUR way!! New morning...can't you see?! How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!
Good morning...New Day!! Time U'all try things "(R)" way!! New morning...can't you see?! How DemRATZ deal in Tyranny!!
"Neighborhood Bully" (Written and performed by Bob Dylan)
Well, the neighborhood bully, he's just one man, His enemies say he's on their land. They got him outnumbered about a million to one, He got no place to escape to, no place to run. He's the neighborhood bully.
The neighborhood bully just lives to survive, He's criticized and condemned for being alive. He's not supposed to fight back, he's supposed to have thick skin, He's supposed to lay down and die when his door is kicked in. He's the neighborhood bully.
The neighborhood bully been driven out of every land, He's wandered the earth an exiled man. Seen his family scattered, his people hounded and torn, He's always on trial for just being born. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, he knocked out a lynch mob, he was criticized, Old women condemned him, said he should apologize. Then he destroyed a bomb factory, nobody was glad. The bombs were meant for him. He was supposed to feel bad. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, the chances are against it and the odds are slim That he'll live by the rules that the world makes for him, 'Cause there's a noose at his neck and a gun at his back And a license to kill him is given out to every maniac. He's the neighborhood bully.
He got no allies to really speak of. What he gets he must pay for, he don't get it out of love. He buys obsolete weapons and he won't be denied But no one sends flesh and blood to fight by his side. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, he's surrounded by pacifists who all want peace, They pray for it nightly that the bloodshed must cease. Now, they wouldn't hurt a fly. To hurt one they would weep. They lay and they wait for this bully to fall asleep. He's the neighborhood bully.
Every empire that's enslaved him is gone, Egypt and Rome, even the great Babylon. He's made a garden of paradise in the desert sand, In bed with nobody, under no one's command. He's the neighborhood bully.
Now his holiest books have been trampled upon, No contract he signed was worth what it was written on. He took the crumbs of the world and he turned it into wealth, Took sickness and disease and he turned it into health. He's the neighborhood bully.
What's anybody indebted to him for? Nothin', they say. He just likes to cause war. Pride and prejudice and superstition indeed, They wait for this bully like a dog waits to feed. He's the neighborhood bully.
What has he done to wear so many scars? Does he change the course of rivers? Does he pollute the moon and stars? Neighborhood bully, standing on the hill, Running out the clock, time standing still, Neighborhood bully.
Pre...MUD
19 posted on 01/25/2003 11:13 AM EST by Jack Black
"Short-Haired Country Boy!!" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... 'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune! Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound... He likes to play the field gettin' laid! You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
Folks, I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... 'Cuz I can get it on my own! So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'... LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some camel named "JOE"... Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!! Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true. Some of US think Slick's DemocRATZ will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'... My Pa says, "You reap what you have sown!" If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'... You just leave this "MAD libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... DemocRATZ run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt!! The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!" But each politician needs your vote. Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls... But RAT Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... That ya'll shouldn't know on your own! So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'... You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
Folks, time to take out the trash...
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
"Holy God is Right!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "Only God Knows Why")
Right's 'bout fightin' fear...tryin' to whup the Left. Biden LIES to hisself...Country must re-find itself!! Justice ain't 'bout payback...it's so RATZ don't come back!! Right says that "Ev'ry man needs Liberty!!" DemRATZ're fiendish Marxist SCUM...we know RATZ ain't Right!! I love my only son...I pray he won't haveta fight!! Right rejects Guv'ment swill...don't need Joe feelin' our pain... Must shrink the Fed'ral Guv'ment till...Socialism's been shamed!! All good FReepers know my game...we'll sing TRUTH way out loud!! Dem Lib'ral folks mess with me...they'll learn the RightWing ain't cowed!! Justice, it's the price we pay... Must reject Left's rot...Make Yer Stand!! RightWing bands and FRee Iraq...whuppin' Commie SCUM!!
Watch the Left's walls come tumblin' down... When they hear our righteous sound!! Yeah...umm hmmm... Donald John Trump Shall Devolve Power... And the FreeWorld shall stand proud!!
FReepers, you know the righteous things we gotta do... RATZ don't understand 'bout OUR Freedoms they eschew!! It's been so long since Reagan's [been] gone... Dutch's been gone, Right's been gone for way too long... Perhaps Right forgot to Cut Guv'ment... 'Cuz Trumpsterz, I know there's more to life than this!! Right's said it soo many times...our wisdom has learned... "You live with bold passion...US patriots'll get what we deserve!!" CreepyJoe, he's LYIN'!! DemRATZ committed war crimes!! RATZ been takin' but ain't been earnin'... Right's been leeched upon for all time!! Folks, it's time we FReep the Country...with our heads held high... We'll FReep on and on...'cuz Holy God is Right!!
Holy God...Holy God...Holy God Loves Right!! Holy God...knows....why, why, why Holy God Knows Right!! Find yerself a Lib'ral, then...teach 'em all 'bout FReedom!! Hey hey hey...
Mudboy Slim (08/13/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Title To Be Named!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "When the Whip Comes Down")
Yeah, momma and poppa told me I was crazy to stay I was gay in New York Which is a fag in L.A. So I saved my money And I took a plane Wherever I go they treat me the same
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
I'm going down fifty-third street And they're spitting in my face I'm learning the ropes Yeah I'm learning a trade The east river truckers Is churning with trash I've got so much money That I'm spending so fast
When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the shit hits the fan I'll be sitting on the can When the whip comes down
Yeah, some called me garbage While I was sleeping on the street I never roll And I never cheat I'm filling a need I'm plugging a hole My mama's so glad I ain't on the dole
When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the shit hits the fan I'm sitting on the can When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
INSTRUMENTAL: SOLO OVER TE CHORDS A D -- 7x's
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the shit hits the fan I'll be sitting on the can When the whip comes down
(Cool Guitar Jammin')
CHORUS: When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down When the whip comes down
FADE OUT:
Pre...MUD
414 posted on 2/16/2003, 6:28:55 PM by Mudboy Slim (Get the US Outta the UN...Get the UN Outta the US!!!)
"SlickWillie Blues" (To be sung to Blue Cheer's "Summertime Blues")
Sheeple, we gotta raise a fuss, Lord, we gotta raise a holler... About Dem Marxists in Congress, c'mittin' TREASON to hold Power!! Well, we tried to call the Media, "Juanita Slick did RAPE!" Dem'folks said, "Calm down, economy's goin' good!" Lord, what is the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues?!"
Well, SlickWillie'n'Algore sold out! Yeah, they took that Chinese money!" Folks, they obstructed Judge Starr, they'll feel MUDZ Justice someday!! Well, Lord, Left's lyin' won't work! Dem's corruption makes me sick, FReep Slick!!
Sometimes I wonder, "Are all the Sheeple fools?!" Lord, the Truth's the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues!! Paul Cruce took three weeks...but he wasn't on vacation! Crooozah hadta take his message to the entire Nation!! We must tell our Congressmen, "Time fer Slick to go!!"
Sometimes I wonder how we'll Dethrone this FOOL... Folks, you are the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues!
(Guitar Jammin')
Aiiigh-Oww!! We gotta keep on FReepin'...we gotta alert the entire Nation!!
We gotta book Slick Willie at the nearest Police Station. We must FReep our Congressmen, "Slick's gotta GO...CONVICT this boy!" My friends, you know now...what I'm a'gonna do... Folks, Justice's the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues! Woah!!! Truth's the cure...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 09/10/1999 06:19:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MAD@S.HELL!!)
"TRUTH's Right, RAT-Slime!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")
Ain't ashamed, I'm uncouth... Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!! Obama's all the rage... Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand. Dem Marxists, how they try... To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!
Truth's Right, RAT-slime!! Defeat the Left's nightmare!! 'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!! Networks still don't seem to care.
Eighteen: I fell in awe... Of a man as wise as could be. Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev... Dutch gave folks liberty!! But now each year, Fed takes what's mine... Big Guv'ment spends and spends!! Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe... RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"
Truth's Right, RAT-Slime!! You leeches steal yer share!! Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned... Tout their Marxist plans... But Voters ain't unaware!!
(BigMan kickin' it on guitar)
Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!! Now we got our Veep, Sarah!! Gov'ner Palin's no joke... She says, "Drill ANWR!!" Devolve Power to the States!!
MUD knows what it means to FReep alone... But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!! We don't care what RAT-Networks say... Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day. RATS shall fear the songs of the Syntaurs!! Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!
"Federal Pen" (Sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Oh Justice, Won't You put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen? He's done some evil things And won't make amends. Worked hard all his lifetime A-Cheatin' his friends. So, Justice, Won't you put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen?
Oh Justice, Won't you punish him For his TYR-AN-NY? The ChiComs bought him With a lot of mon-ey. We'll wait for Indictments Each day until three. So, Justice Won't you punish Willie For his TYR-AN-NY?
Oh, Justice, Remember Foster And Ole Ron Brown? I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl) The people "in the ground." Prove that you Love Truth And bring this guy down! Oh Justice, Remember Juanita And Ole Ron Brown!
EVERYBODY NOW... (FReepette Chorus jumps in)
Oh Justice, Please put The LIAR In a Fed-er-al Pen. He was an obstructionist And never made amends. So, Justice, Please put Scumbag In a Fed-er-al Pen!!
"PROVE IT ALL NIGHT" (Written and Performed by Bruce Springsteen)
I've been working real hard, trying to get my hands clean, Tonight we'll drive that dusty road from Monroe to Angeline, To buy you a gold ring and pretty dress of blue, Baby just one kiss will get these things for you, A kiss to seal our fate tonight, A kiss to prove it all night.
(Chorus) Prove it all night, Girl there's nothing else that we can do, So prove it all night, prove it all night, And girl I'll prove it all night for you.
Everybody's got a hunger, a hunger they can't resist, There's so much that you want, you deserve much more than this, But if dreams came true, oh, wouldn't that be nice, But this ain't no dream we're living through tonight, Girl, you want it, you take it, you pay the price.
(Chorus) Prove it all night, prove it all night girl and call the bluff, prove it all night, prove it all night and girl, I prove it all night for your love.
Baby, tie your hair back in a long white bow, Meet me in the fields out behind the dynamo, You hear the voices telling you not to go, They made their choices and they'll never know, What it means to steal, to cheat, to lie, What it's like to live and die.
(Chorus) To prove it all night...
Pre...MUD
318 posted on 3/7/2003, 12:49:45 PM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends... "KorruptKlintonKlan DemocRATZ LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
"Victory!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Factory")
America's in mourning, bloated guv'ment's grown... Men bowin' their heads 'cuz our country's broke!! RATZ take too much, bureaucracies outta sight!! Bless the workers, 'cuz workers know the Left ain't Right!!
Dudes, Left's Fascists use FEAR...broom RAT-bastards 4 SHAME!! We see Obama laughing...Marxist tyrant hates 'cuz he's LAME!! Guv'ment takes yer Freedom...Liberty is our Right!! Good workers, we're workin'...Liberation's nigh!!
(Mudboy Slim on keyboards...)
November day, righteous patriots rise... RATS R OVERPAID...Marxists always LIE!! Folks, Truth is gonna defeat BO... Progressives gonna get whupped tonight!! Trust the workers, 'cuz workers know DemRATZ ain't Right!!
"Socialist FOOLS!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")
Socialist FOOLS, you make US fight... Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!! And if I could choose...a rage to ignite... It would be 'gainst YOU, Marxists!!!
Do you wanna help US Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep JOE ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let RATZ git away!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, folks don't like RAPE!!
Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!! The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm... RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!! SwampScum best git usedta LOSIN'!!
Do you wanna help US Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep JOE ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let RATZ git away!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, folks don't like RAPE!!
(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)
Do you wanna help US Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep JOE ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let RATZ git away!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, folks don't like RAPE!!
Socialist FOOLS, tell JOE "Good-Bye!!" We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"... And when we do, don't act surprised... When you hear Barry loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!
Do you wanna help US Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep JOE ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let RATZ git away!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, Left's all 'bout HATE!! We can't let DemRATZ Sanction HATE!! In their hearts, Left's all 'bout HATE!!
"JOEZ ObamaNation!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
JOEZ a spy fer China... Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!! Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden... Dreams of Amsterdam libations!! JOE Biden flaunts Big Guv'ment dreams... Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
We're the...Beacon fer the world... Pride of the western civilization... We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!! Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!! Left's oh so queer...RATZ're HollyWeird!! Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
Trump's surgin' very well... Twenty 24 awaits US!! Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win... 'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
[Chorus:] Airborne...uniform... MUDZ corps...just war... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
Barry's a girl...effete fairy, he's annoyed... Ain't done nothin' to help this Nation!! Obama LIED...he loves the Marxist side... Reject RATZ mis-information!! Fight 'gainst the Press Whore'd...we'll tear Left apart... RATZ LIE to the whole Nation!!
TRUTH is what Dem Lib'rals most fear... Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!! Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years... Righteous songs on yer AM stations!! Our liberties are here to stay... We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...
RATZ're stained...they chose their way... Devolve Power to the States, men... Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
(BigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his ax)
Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... But the Voters rule this Nation!! 'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout... We're just another freedom station!! Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world... FReep fer our Liberation!!
Ooohh-ahh-oooohh...ooohh-ahh-oooohh...
Trump is surgin' very well... Twenty 24 awaits US!! JOEZ takin' a rest...Hunter's a pest... 'Tis Fauci's scalp MUDZ craving!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Marxists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!! Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATZ, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got JOE on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Marxists home...
LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!! Give JOE half YER money...we'll put RATZ behind bars... Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make JOE his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Mudboy Slim
615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"MUD Wants Some Justice!!" (To be sung to the EELS' "Love of the Loveless")
Don't gotta lotta time...to make our stand... I ain't no Lib'ral tool...I am a man!! Yes, there's a God up there...somethin' above... God, shine yer light down here...fight 'gainst big Guv!! MUD wants some justice...WE wants some justice!!
Can't have too many FRiends...evil blights our home. FReepers been takin' stands...pretty much alone!! Biden fears the real truth...but when push comes to shove... We'll see Justice when we FReep...let's sling some mud!! MUD wants some justice...Trump, where's the justice?! Congress, seek justice!! Yo, Tucker, seek justice!!
All around you sheeple squawkin'... Garland balks 'cuz Hunter's rotten... Looking for and findin'...NUTHIN'!!
Don't gotta lotta time... Can't help but care... Not sellin' anything... Lib'rals BEWARE!! Yes, there's a God up there... Somethin' above... God, shine yer light down here... Shine on what's just!! MUD wants some justice!! Trump, where's the justice?!! Congress, seek justice!! Biden, meet justice!!
Don't gotta lotta time... To make our stand... We ain't no Lib'ral tools... Let's join the band!! Get US some justice!! We need some justice!! Congress, seek justice!! MUD wants some justice!!
FReegards...MUD
185 posted on 9/30/2003, 7:02:51 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Mud Slide Slim" (Written and performed by James Taylor)
Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon. Oh, Mud Slide, I'm dependent on you. I don't know but I've been told, there's a time from time to time. I can't eat, I can't sleep but I just might move my feet. Cause there's nothing like the sound of sweet soul music to change a young lady's mind. And there's nothing like a walk on down by the bayou to leave the world behind, whoa, Mud Slide Slim, I'm depending upon you. Mister Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon.
I've been letting the time go by, letting the time go by, yes, I'm letting the time go by, letting the time go by.
I'm gonna cash in my hand and pick up on a piece of land and build myself a cabin back in the woods. Lord, it's there I'm gonna stay until there comes a day when this old world starts to changing for the good. Now the reason I'm smiling is over on a island on a hillside in the woods where I belong. I wanna thank Jimmy, Jimmy, John, Nick and Laurie, the No Jets Construction for setting me down a homestead on the farm, whoa, ooooo.
Mud Slide, I'm depending upon you. Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon. Night goes on and on, dont want to come at all. Baby, baby, baby, I know. Stoney Lee Blue Borne, picking on a fretless bass, yeah, yeah. Oil slick, slipping and a sliding and a slapping on. Kootcheroo.
Pre...MUD
287 posted on 10/9/2003, 9:53:10 PM by Mudboy Slim
"I'm Sooo Happy!!" (To be sung to Nirvana's "Lithium")
I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!! Truth's in my head... Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATZ breed fools!! Conquer your fears... Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care... I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!! 'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I'm a Voter, we'll rule the day...(or) I'll shave my head!! Then, we'll be glad... Justice, ladies, it'sa shame Slick Walks FRee upon this earth!! Let's git excited!! Right can't wait to FReep JOE there...we won't be fair!! I'm past sixty, but we'll make haste!! Our goals are pure!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack... I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!! We'll love you...just hang out on Black!! Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!! We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack... If yer brave, come hang out on Black... Trump, it's YOU...get US back on track!! Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!
I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!! Truth's in my head... Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATZ breed fools!! Conquer our fears... Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz we care... We ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!! 'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack... I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!! We'll love you...just hang out on Black!! Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!! We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack... If yer brave, come hang out on Black... Trump, it's YOU...get US back on track!! Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!
FReegards...MUD
87 posted on 3/27/2004, 1:26:03 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"The Right is Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")
Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say... RATZ walk down the street pushin' good folks outta their way... Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys... Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!! Folks, the Right is right!!
The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!! Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"
US FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much... We don't want nuthin' from yer Government's FRee lunch!! Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's tools... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!! Right's not fools, but Dubyuh, will you walk the line?!! And face that Right is Right!! Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
Woah-woah... Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'... We know the sleaziness the Swamp must hide... Left, they're fools, America...Left is foolhardy... Yes, they are, Nation!!
(Musical interlude)
Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain... HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!! It's a long, stark campaign and JOE Biden's lyin'!! Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz JOEZ been spyin'!! We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!! Patriots say, "Stand and Fight!!" The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!! You can't fergit that Right is Right!!
"We're Right!!" (To be sung to Boston's "Long Time")
We've been Right a long time... I think DemRATZ should know it...yea!! The Right fights 'gainst Tyranny... We'll keep on voting!! Fight on... We're Reagan's disciples...Yeah!! We gotta FReep on chasin' our dreams... We gotta FReep Dem LIARS... Wish it was something I could sing.
Chorus: Well, I'm FReepin' fer Right!! We're just groovin' on... You'll reject Dem Lib'rals once you've heard our songs!! Don't forsake what is Right... Don't join the RATZ Whore'd... Our Country deserves so much more!! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've been Right a long time. Join the fight 'gainst Left's slime!! Ahh ahh ahhh...WOO!!
Yes, Right's fer Truth only... We'll fight against Dem fools...ooh oooh!! 'Cuz we are Right...FReepin' fer Right... We shan't fergit about you!! Good times... This race's what excites me...yeah!! Left's tryin' to fergit RATZ shame!! Believe Clinton's the SlimeKing... But Justice shall soon find him!!
Yes, we're FReepin' fer Right!! RightWing's moving on... You'll reject Dem Lib'rals once you've heard MUDZ songs!! Don't forsake what is Right... Reject the RAT Whore'd!! Our Country shall be so much more!! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Join the hunt fer Slick's crimes... We shall fight fer all time!!
[Guitar Solo]
Yeah--eah!! We've been Right a long time... It started with Goldwater...yeah!! We'll fight against tyranny... We'll FReep the Voters!! Left's a Vile Whore'd... Right's gotta stand and fight Dems...yeah!! We've gotta FReep on, chasin' our dreams... Folks, Right must always fight Libs... Dutch Reagan shall be smilin'!!
Yes, we're FReepin' fer Right!! RightWing's groovin' on... Yes, we're takin' our time... We're just groovin' on... [Repeat and fade]
"Thrash'em!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Thrasher")
We are fightin' fer our children... Left's conspirin' to save Klintoon!! Right shall give it all we have to expose Truth!! 'Cuz the Righteous Way's Upon US... We can see DemLib'rals comin'... And Left's demons don't like rightous folks like you!!
Folks, Right's just gettin' fired up...next, we'll fight the righteous fight... Fightin' to Nail Biden fer TREASON!! When I see Big Guv'ment growin' I... Look fer more than tax cuts, guys!! We are FReepin' fer the day when Truth trumps SCUM!!
Folks, good FReepers are unbending... Mideast's an ancient rift we're mending. Life's an endless War of Ideas... Our Constitution's Great!!
We'll FReep with our companions... Won't git lost with Lib'ral Minions!! We'll recall Dutch Reagan's brilliance... Liberty's Our Fate!!
C'mon FRiends, I know you've had enough... Join our Righteous Stand 'gainst Fools!! Head on out to where good patriots make their stand. Gotta one-way ticket to the Land of Truth... Yes, Ol' Mudboy's gotta band... We can't lose, my friends, you soon shall understand.
Left's a sordid predilection... RATZ're poisoned by deception... More Big Guv'ment isn't needed... My paycheck is MINE!! RATZ're lost in conflagrations... They're just 60's-style mutations... With Left's grotesque misrepresentations... RATZ're failing...failing.
Reject Left's Whore'd and strip RATZ bare... Left's just deadweight, you see!! Journey down the road without RATZ load. Right, show some spine...fight, Dem Marxists are blind... We'll be FReepin' Washington, DeeCee... Shall be TheGreatStand...counter-protest episode!!
'Cuz Left culture's vile but ending... With Big Guv'ments' wasteful spending!! The Right demands our FReedom...Socialists, Beware!! Weild the mighty Sword of Justice... RATZ are powerless to stop US!! Leftists' Hell is loss of Power... 'Cuz we're patriots who care!!
But me I'm not stopping there, Must Imprison TraitorJOE!! Fer so many crimes, RATZ must do their time!! When we thrash'em, folks, we'll have Left on the run... RATZ're dinosaurs of mind... Folks, you know the time has come to Do What's Right!!
(Mudboy on haunting harmonica solo to fade.....)
FReegards...MUD
493 posted on 4/15/2004, 4:12:28 PM by Mudboy Slim
"FReep Dem Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Teach Your Children")
You...must protect yer home... Must fight the folks who want you to die. Let's roll...apply yerselves... Because Dem RATZ promote the Big Lie!! FReep Dem Lib'rals well... Big Guv'ment's hell...must slowly decline. Right feeds...good folks with dreams, This World we'll fix...taxes are too high!! Don't you ever quit the fight...'cuz if we do, Truth will die!! Folks, just stand fer what is Right...and know God loves you.
Yes, you, gotta end Left's fears... We'll whup RATZ rears...'til the Effete resign!! We know Socialists...they are fools... We seek the Truth, not DemocRAT lies. FReep Dem Lib'rals well...their Sosh'list Hell, we'll slowly decline!! Let's teach Dems 'bout our dreams... Nation, we'll fix...JOEZ TREASONOUS LIES!! We won't ever quit the Fight...Reagan told you, "We Are Right!!" RE-IMPEACH Slick fer his crimes...'cuz Jesus loves you!!
"WAR!!" (To be sung to Springsteen's live version of Strong/Whitfield's "War")
War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! What is it good for?! Sometimes...War protects our FReedoms!! War is something the Right despises... 'Cuz it means the loss of soldiers' lives!! War means fear's in thousands of mothers' eyes... Yet proud of their loved one's willingness to fight!!
War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! Say it again... War?! What is it good for?! FReedom...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!! War!! Send yer enemies to the undertaker!! Marx is the Enemy...of all Mankind... The thought of war chills my spine... Patriots fought each generation fer liberation... Emancipation...reconstruction...Right Wins the Fight!!
War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! What is it good for?! FReepers...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
War's what happens when Right sheds Tyranny!! Hitler disabled...Mussollini!! Life is too precious to let Tyrants win the day!! War, it takes life...a cost of FReedom we must pay!!
War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!! War!! Send vile enemies to meet their Maker!! Peace Love and Understanding... Are moot when airplanes topple the World Trade!! Right knows we must fight to keep our FReedom!! Lord knows we gotta make Dem Marxists PAY!! Join our Culture War!!
War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! What is it good for?! FReepers...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
"Dutch's Home!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATZ derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATZ're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATZ're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!! Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... Let's make that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, they live in Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] Revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!! 'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron... RATZ fear the RightWing's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATZ spin...John Kerry can't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
"Reagan!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Communicatin' fer what's Right... Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long... But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
Gave the Oppressed liberation... While Dem Marxists just tore you down!! RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!! Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Found humor in ev'ry situation... Yer quips drove DemocRATZ INSANE!! FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!" Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Created Liberty!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
"Ode to Bubba's Big book "My Lies"" (Sung to the tune of "Mother"- By 'Pink Floyd')
Bubba, ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba, did you think we'd read your bomb? Bubba, will they put your portrait in the hall? Oooooooah...............should we care at all?
Bubba...why'd you run for president?! Bubba, why'd you put Abe's room for rent? Bubba, did you see the review in the Times? Ooooowaa...... Your books a waste of time!
Come on now Bubba, why do you lie;
Media gonna say all of your bull$hit is true. Media's gonna put all of their hopes into you. Hillry's gonna keep you right here under her wing. She won't let you fly, but she might let you fling.
Some floozie gonna keep willie cozy and warm. Oooo Bubba Oooo Bubba Oooo Bubba, .....Should we really care at all?
Bubba, do you think you lie enough, to us! Hillry, we think she's dangerous, to us! Bubba will we tear your little book apart? Ooooowaa , will we break your heart?
Come on Bubba, don't you lie.
Hillry's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you. Hillry's won't let anyone dirty get through. Hillry's gonna wait up until you get in. Hillry will always find out where you've been. Hillry gonna keep willie healthy and clean.
Oooo Bubba. Oooo Bubba. You'll always be a liar to me. Bubba, why do you always lie?
"Shed Powers!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know... Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!! He's a Massachusetts Marxist to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals... Must devolve Power to the States... States, devolve Power to the Counties... Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!! Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!! In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
"Billzabubba!!" (To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung")
Sitting in the White House, eyeing interns with bad intent... Drool is running down his chin, sleazy lawyers spewing lies and spin! Hey, Billzabub's...lyin' to the Country! Network Media, why won't they see?! Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?! Seducing young lasses, ohhh, Bill's such a schmuck! Ohh, Billzabub!
Hill'ry's ice cold, Slick Willie's wanderin' lonely... Makin' time with any gal who'll kneel. Libs give Slick head, 'cuz he lets 'em kill the babies... And fills up the Bar with Left-Wing freaks! Bill's prob'ly stoned, but Lib'rals love this toad! Corruption's the Left's Code, but voters can see. Billzabub, you fiend, don't think you'll get off easy! Lord help your soul, but know you shan't go free!
Do you still remember...November Ninety-Four?! When the Right rose up and stole your Power... As the Media watched in horror! Yeah, Slick scratched and clawed to stay President... With Chinese Commie funds... But those scandals bloomed like Madness in the Spring. Sad sight to behold, Bill Clinton's wanderin' lonely... Making time with anyone who'll blow. Legacy looks bad, as Slick tries to delay The End... But once FReepers sing, Bill'll be RE-Impeached!! Woah-oh-oh... Feelin' alone, as Lib'rals hit the road... Except for Geraldo and Network TeeVee! Billzabub, you fiend...don't think you'll get off easy! Resign right now...but know you shan't go free!!! Ohhh-oh-oh...
Bee dee dee deee...Bee dee da dee da dee-ee.... Billzabub, you fiend, your reign's been much too sleazy... You've got no soul, it's oh so clear to me!
Sitting in the White House...eyeing little girls with bad intent! Drool is running down his chin, sleazy Carville antics can't save him! Hey, Billzabub, lyin' just comes naturally... But Starr's unravel'n your evil scheme. Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?! Wastin' what's left of your Party's bucks! Hey, Billzabub! Ow! Woah...Billzabubba!!
Mudboy Slim
11 posted on 7/29/2004, 4:03:46 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?!")
Yeah!! Yeah, we got Reagan roots... Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!! Left's just victimized... BidenBOTS...Marxist SPIES!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh WHORE'd!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!
Johnboy Kerry, he's a strange one... Help US, Nation...we're in danger... Reject Kerry...he's no leader!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Biden's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject JOE Biden!! We're Right NOW!!
RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls... Right shall bring it...we got soul!! Left's just beggin'...RATZ ain't FRee!! Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer FReaks!! We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!! Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!! Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!! RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!
(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)
"Eve of Destruction!!" (To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... RATZ dispairin'...Right's emboldened!! Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters... Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters... 'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Lib'rals tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Must reject RATZ fears...and FReepin's the way!! When Dem Marxists are crushed...it's a true glory day!! Gotta Country to save...put fascists all in chains!! Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Medyuh tells me... Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Still, I won't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Sure. Ol' MUDZ so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... RATZ peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'... Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!! Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATZ must be quakin'!! Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken... All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!! The whole Marxist World...let's just eradicate it!!
Sosh'lists tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends... Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!! Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race... Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!! Grand Devolution's come...cede Power to the States!! Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!! Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
Swamp tells me... Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!" Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands Dem Marxists' destruction!!
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... TraitorJOEZ WHORE'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Swamp's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Biden isn't Right!! And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATZ tell JOE they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But JOE knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'... Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATZ'd realize... There ain't no way to hide JOEZ Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz JOE makes MUD FReep away RATZ sleazy spiel!! Left rushes to JOEZ arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that RATZ're gonna be tried!! RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "Ol' Hunter's FRIED!!"
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And JOEZ guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide RATZ Brazen Lies!!
RATZ, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!! JOEZ bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATZ think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or were RATZ always crazy?! They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATZ sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things RATZ're still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And JOEZ guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide RATZ Brazen Lies!!
"Bill Clinton!!" (To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")
Dickie Betts ROCKS!!
RATZ HO's seem to come and go...yeah! Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast, Rapin' many...trustin' none!! Killing children, 'cuz it's fun... But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!! Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...
Left stains, DemRATZ think Slick's sane...RATZ LOVE Hussein!! Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!! Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight... There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!! Good Patriots FReep RATZ Chi-Com spies...Let's FReep Bill Clinton!! Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...
My FRiends, a new morning dawns... Yeah, Slick he's on the run... MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares... Care enough to DO YER SHARE!! Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im... Roll on...Roll on!!
RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows... Shall more DIE while Clinton Rolls?! Will RATZ see Slick's feet of clay?! Wellstone's Spirit stole away!! But MUD knows that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!! Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!! Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm... Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!
"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATZ want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know...
RATZ LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATZ LOVE Tyranny... Right loves Liberty!!
Life's not fer Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear bein' FRee?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!! Socialists deny hope... That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!!
RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATZ LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!!
"Right Must Now Lead the World!!" (To be sung to Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World")
Everywhere, Left's FReeaks are scary... Fight RAT-fairies, tell me "Wha' 'bout Liberty?!" RATZ, they bitch, plead fer more... Must defeat the Lib'ral Whore'd!!
Right must now change the world... Trump'll tell US what to do... Folks, we'll FReep 'gainst Marxist FOOLS!!
Righteous nation, Trump is leading... Save the needy...promote FReedom, why won't Left see?! Time is money...future's sunny... FReepin's funny...Truth is stunnin'...fight Tyranny!!
Right must now save the World... From Dem fascist Guv'ment tools!! Folks, yer FReedom's up to you!! Oh yeah!!
(Sweet guitar jammin')
Power devolution's...the Right solution!! Constitution...brings absolution!! Yes, Black is Right...RATZ are whores!! Right is just...win the war!!
Right must now lead the world... To a future Right and True!! Folks, yer children look to you...
Mudboy Slim
326 posted on 11/16/2004, 3:46:50 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
"FReeper!!" (To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Teacher")
Bright new day is dawning... As we smite Big Guv'ment Hell!! We sing, "Our Game is FReepin'... Put Dem Marxists on the shelf!!" Must teach Left a lesson... Socialism is fer FOOLS!! Fed'ral Power's regressin'... Far Right must be FReedom's tool!!
Pumped up, 'gainst the Power... Got Left on the run!! DemRATZ are frettin' fear...Haters, every one. Our stand's the Right one...'cuz our castle is our home... LeftWing ain't worth nuthin'...when Big Guv'ment's done!!
It's a Righteous Journey... Lib'ral world, it loathes the FRee!! Limbaugh is our teacher... Truth's been spun 'gainst Tyranny!!
Hey Dan, what's yer plan?! Why's the Country red?! Come, stand, Righteous Band...Lyin' Left Loves DEATH!! Left tries to tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!! Truth's what we're looking for...Behold the Righteous Right!!
(Mudboy on Irish whistle)
Men, good FReepers taught me... RightWing Forum's more than fun!! Thank you, Mr. JimRob... Fer all that you have done!!
Hey Dan, what's yer plan?! Why's Lib'ralism dead?!? Come stand, Righteous Band...Liars, Truth they dread!! Left tries to tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!! Defeat the Marxist WHORE'd...Behold the Righteous Right!!
Mudboy Slim
399 posted on 11/24/2004, 2:59:07 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Muslims" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Muslims...my FRiends... When will yer Jihad disappear?! Arabs...my bro's... Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good Allah in their souls... Saudi money...EVIL goals!! Please explain why them folks died!! But Muslims...my FRiends... 'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Allah...is innocent...yeah... Koran's Right...put HATE aside!! Muslims...we'll still love ya... Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep... Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!! Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!! And my FRiends...FReepers, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, Kabul... Everywhere RATZ look, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join our fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?! Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
FReegards...MUD
3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Left's NO MATCH fer a Humble Man with a Righteous Plan!!)
"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below" (To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night... The sky above...and the mud below... They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemocRATZ by site... Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below... They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card... "You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged! Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down... Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below... Two Lib'rals oh-so- Powerful...rumor wuz Dem boyz kiss rear... Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!! Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all... Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall... Slick Willie and Algore, y'all... TRAITORS from the White House!!"
Now Dem Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!! They prance amongst their Media Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!! At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound... Two dozen children's deathly howls... One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!! He owned that Bar and a memory...Media Whores could not erase!! Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!! Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse... RATZ Culture War Right SHALL reverse... MUDZ a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE... One man you did not anger!!!
Lord's high above...got MUD below... Remove Slick's stain...RE- IMPEACH RATZ 'HO!! Two Lib'rals who did not know... How much Slim loves this Nation!!
Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... "You'll FRY," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!" Algore said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps... We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!! Slim, that Internet I did make... Your FreeRepublic Left's Laws shall break!! Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked... Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Well, these DemocRATZ they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below. That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word... The sky above...and the mud below... "You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches... Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches... RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!! Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!! Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen... Lord's high above...we got MUD below!! Slick called his Leftist Minions near... MUDZ just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! =^D Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear... Yers Truly...Presidin'!!!"
Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!! You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!! MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!! The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care... Covet not thy Neighbor's Share... That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... "Clinton RESIGNS...Welcome Prez'dent Gore!!" Next to MUDZ "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse... Blue skies above...sure do miss him so. Folks, the twisted Lib'rals must be smacked... Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked... Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract... Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
Blue skies above...clear stream below... The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!! The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!! We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
MUD (9/25/00)
1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
"WE ARE THE WORLD!!" (To be sung to Michael Jackson's "We are the World")
NOW is the time... When Right heeds our Founders' Call... When Patriots must come together as ONE!! LeftWing people LYING!! NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!! Elitists MUST now fall!!
We can't go on... Pretending RATZ are SANE!! That DIMWIT will soon make a change... We are all a part of... God's great big family!! Hear MUDZ "TRUTH!!"...I know WISDOM'S all we need!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ kill their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Folks, DEFEAT Marxists!!! There's a choice we're making... We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!! Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!! Sing from yer heart!!! So RATZ know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!! And Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!! As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads... Patriots all must lend a helping hand!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ KILL their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Let's DEFEAT Marxists!! Righteous choice MUDZ making... Swamp-TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!! Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!!
Folks, Left flouts its Power!! There seems no HOPE at all... But if Right just BELIEVES... There's no way we can FAIL!! Well, well, well, well, let us realize... That true change will only come... When we stand together as one!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ KILL their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Let's DEFEAT Marxists!! Righteous choice MUDZ making... Swamp-TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!! Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!!
Mudboy Slim (26 March 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Right's Justice" (To be sung to Bing Crosby's "White Christmas")
I-I-I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!! Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore... With my bald head glist'nin'... Whole Wide World's list'nin'... To hear Bunnies made of Snow!!
MUUUUUUDZ FReepin' fer a bright Christmas... With every Justice Song he writes!! Spend yer days Just Fightin' Left's Blight... And may Trump's Bold Justice Do What's Right!!
WE-E-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help US!! With every Christmas card you write... Tell yer FRiends...JOE Biden Ain't Right!! Reject DeeCee Tyranny and Blight!!
Twas the night before Ramadan, and all through the cave Not a creature was stirring; it felt like a grave. The turbans were hung by the firepit with care, In hopes that the Air Force would not soon be there. The soldiers were restless without any beds, While visions of air strikes flashed in their heads. Osama in his burkha and I in my goatskin cap, Had just settled down for a cold, barren winter's nap,
When out on the ledge there arose such a clatter, I grabbed my Kalashnikov to see what was the matter. Away from the racket I ran like a girl, Tripped over a goat; into a ball I did curl.
The moon shone down on the new-fallen snow And lit up the valley with an ominous glow, When, what to my one good eye should appear, But a dozen Apaches, and tanks in the rear.
And their leader, so fearless, his troops he did push, I knew in an instant it must be President Bush. More rapid than eagles his forces they came, And they whistled, and shouted, and called out our names:
"Now Omar! Osama! Muhammad! Abdul! We come for you now; we've taken Kabul! To the top of the cliffs! To the back of their caves! When you chose this war, you dug your own graves!"
As the dry leaves that before the assault choppers fly, When they meet with an obstacle, light up the sky. So up to the ledge his forces they flew With full magazines, and flamethrowers too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard with a thud The explosions of Tomahawks; not one was a dud. As I chambered my rifle, and was turning around, Osama was there, disguised in a gown.
He was dressed all in drag, from his head to his toes, And he said he would flee while I held off his foes; A bundle of money he had stuffed in his pack, He said "I'm going to Baghdad and I'm not looking back!"
His eyes were all glassy; he trembled with fear; The American bombs, they rang in his ears. He saddled his goat, then turned tail and fled, But a Marine Corps sniper shot him dead in the head.
I watched with cold fear as his body did slump; The goat threw him off; he fell with a thump. And so, there I stood, my plans all destroyed, About to suffer a fate I could not avoid;
I dropped to my knees; asked Allah for help, His voice boomed in my ears, "You ignorant whelp! I gave you the Bible, the Torah and Koran, But you were too arrogant to understand,
I told you to honor your neighbors and wives; Not to enslave them, or degrade their lives! You invoke My name to sanction your deeds, But you are the last thing that this world needs.
And so, I'll send you and bin Laden to Hell. The last words I heard, as the bombs fell, Were from George Bush himself as he mounted the wall, "One nation, under God, with liberty and justice for all!"
Author Unknown
Thanks to lodwick fer sharing...MUD
162 posted on 12/11/2001, 9:38:48 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Willie the Red-Necked Traitor" (To be sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Willie the red-necked traitor... Had a big ol' bulbous nose, Snorted Coke like a vacuum, Stuck it up his Intern Ho's. All of the Noble FReepers, Used to laugh and call Slick names. We never let Left's Poltroons, Fergit Slick's a Treas'nous Shame.
Then one snowy Justice Eve... FReepers came to sing: "Willie and yer Leftist Blight, Shan't "MOVE ON" becuz We're Right!!" Folks, DemRAT Lib'rals loved Slick, But Right routed them fer FRee: "Willie the Red-Necked Traitor... You'll die in a Fed'ral Penitentiary!!!"
First draft...MUD
274 posted on 12/15/2001, 9:27:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right... Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!! DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong... They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds... We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Clinton feels he can't be beat... Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stomp Left's Clowns!! All ya good FReepers, come help us out!! We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!! Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!
Mudboy Slim (12/29/2001)
Let's ROCK...MUD
1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"House of the Vile Clintons!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... There lived the Vile Clintons!! And Bill's been the Hero of many Lib'rals... Yet Slick's a bag o' scum!!
Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR... He sold our nukes fer cheap!! Our FReedoms are endangered, folks... 'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs... Is fer his TREASON to be judged!! 'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'... Is when we string RATZ up!!
Slick killed them lasses down in Texas... Slick torched that Waco Compound!! Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life... Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen... We gotta do what must be done!! Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee... That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on Left's Whore!! Yes, we SHALL remove Slick's Stain!! We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Let's put that boy in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Slick's Fate is in Prison!! We're goin' back to force Congress... To Re-Impeach Clinton!!
It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee... We shan't condone TREASON!! Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers... Yes, We'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
"We Are the RightWing!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")
Right is the Future...Right is FRee... Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!! Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!! We reject Left's fools...RATZ ain't FRee!! But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!! Right gotz soul...like the Gip!! Back in '96, man, we was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!! 'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!! Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!! Press, ask REAL questions...know JOE Biden lies... RATS are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes... Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!! We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill'll be a Prison Queen!! 'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!! Left's [an] illegitimate scourge of man... RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!! Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!! MUD can rap with this KidRock punk... So just Devolve Power before DemRATZ wake up!! Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"... And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!! I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts... Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!! Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!! We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!! So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush... Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!! 'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand... We're a legitimate righteous land!! RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! The Worlds needs patriots liberatin'!! Liberate US...yeah!!
RATZ ain't nuthin'!!
FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! This World needs more righteous liberation!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we feed on sweet Justice!!
I love my FReepin' fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! DemRATS say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines... Left's thoughts are scams...RATZ make no sense... Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!! Raisin' Cain on the internet... NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!! I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun... Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!! DemLib'rals seem so odd... Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!" I am just Mudboy, you'll understand... Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! Left's freaks fool you!! Right wantsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!!
185 posted on Sunday, August 15, 2004 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Truth Shall Reign Again!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Bidenn's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall... Swamp's Marxist mis-Directions...are driving RATZ insane!! Our Will shan't bend!! TraitorJOE washed away... The Evil of Dem Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOZ frown... Olde wise men wrote their words upon the rocks... But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!! The Left shall bend...JOEZ ConDamnation's Nigh!! If RATZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
JOEZ sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls... Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!! Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away... Press says that we should "Just Move ON!!"... That Choice isn't mine!!
"Masterful Whore" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Slick has never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! Left lauds his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... RATZ are hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow Lord's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Communism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, Right's WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... I'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... Bill, I'll piss on yer head!!
FReegards...MUD
50 Posted on 07/15/2001 20:26:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim
God BLESS ALL who have SERVED in the U.S. Military!!
"A Soldier's Christmas"
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep in perfect contentment, or so it would seem. So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold. Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled, Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
"What are you doing?" I asked without fear "Come in this moment, it's freezing out here! Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve, You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts, to the window that danced with a warm fire's light then he sighed and he said "Its really all right, I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night"
"Its my duty to stand at the front of the line, that separates you from the darkest of times. No one had to ask or beg or implore me, I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December," then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers." My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
I've not seen my own son in more than a while, But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile. Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag, The red white and blue... an American flag.
"I can live through the cold and the being alone, Away from my family, my house and my home, I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet, I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat, I can carry the weight of killing another or lay down my life with my sisters and brothers who stand at the front against any and all, to insure for all time that this flag will not fall."
"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright Your family is waiting and I'll be all right." "But isn't there something I can do, at the least, "Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast? It seems all too little for all that you've done, For being away from your wife and your son."
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, "Just tell us you love us, and never forget To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone. To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead, to know you remember we fought and we bled is payment enough, and with that we will trust. That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.
Michael Marks December 7th, 2000 marksman@patriot.net"
"The 12 Days of Justice!!" (To the tune of "12 Days of Christmas")
On the First Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Second Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to me Two Terms for Dubyuh And Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Third Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Three More Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, And Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Fourth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Four subpoenas for Reno, Three more Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, And Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Fifth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers, Four Subpeonas for Reno, Three More Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, and Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Sixth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Six More Pubbie Senators etc...
On the Seventh Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Seven Hours of Limbaugh etc...
On the Eighth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Eight More House Conservatives etc...
On the Ninth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Nine Jabs at Jeffords etc...
On the Tenth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Ten Indictments for Hillary etc...
On the Eleventh Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Eleven Lib'ral Retirements etc...
On the Twelfth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Twelve Years of Tax Cuts, Eleven Lib'ral Retirements, Ten Indictments for Hillary, Nine Jabs at Jeffords, Eight More House Conservatives, Seven Hours of Limbaugh, Six More Pubbie Senators, Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers, Four Subpoenas for Reno, Three More Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, AND SLICK IN A PENITENTIARY!!
Thank y'all for the help.
For a poet...I'm slow at it.
The Sultan
361 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2001
U rock, GREG...I know yer smilin' UP THERE!!
Utmost regards 2 U and yer family...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"FRiends of Slick Willie!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton should be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
Lib'ralism's DEAD!! And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De-Legitimization of the DemocRAT Party!!
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
1 posted on 2/10/2002 , 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"SlickBoy Willie!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Sexy Sadie")
SlickBoy Willie...what have you done?!! You made a fool of everyone... You made a fool of everyone... SlickBoy Willie...ooh...yer red-neck scum!!
EX-Prez'dent Clinton...you broke the rules! You sprayed it 'roun' for all to see... You sold US out fer Chi-Com green!! SlickBoy Willie...oooh...you treach'rous FOOL!! One sunny day, the world was Lustin' fer some Justice!! She came along to turn on everyone Rapist Willie...the greatest of them all!!
Waco Sadist...when did you know?! The world was waiting just for you The world was waiting just for you SlickBoy Willie oooh how did you know
Chairman T-Mac...you'll get yers yet!! However big you think you are... However big you think you are... Traitor T-Mac...oooh...you'll get yers yet!!
RATZ gave him everything they owned just to sit at his table... Willie's smile would brighten Marxist dreams!! SlickBoy Willie he's the latest and the greatest of the Swamp...
Bill made a fool of everyone... SlickBoy Willie... However big RATZ think they are... Slick's a Sadist!!
G F# A#m C D G F# F D ... (and fade)
FReegards...MUD
468 posted on 7/22/2002, 10:51:53 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Right's Battle Against Left's WHORE'd!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect the Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!! Lib'rals kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War... Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!! Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...RATZ gotta wonder... How far protectin' Slick they'll go! Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!! The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!! This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!! Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black... The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!! This World is filled with Good and Bad... How shall our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold FReepers taught me so... Fine time fer an uprise... RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!! The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls... Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the FReepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring True Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and nice. We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT... Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it....
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)
"Legend of Mudboy Slim" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright. RATZ still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town... And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Limbaugh couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself. MattDrudge couldn't conceive it!! The dude never seemed to listen to nobody else. Dubyuh couldn't believe it!! Dude just had to find out for hisself... There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
[Spoken:] Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave in the woods. He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good. People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny. Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...all he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!! He'd write it all down on FReeper threads and he'd bury it all around. And on certain nights, if the moon was Right, he'd sing it out loud, with no sound... Slim'd pour his heart out on the threads he called "Black!!" and run his vocals through it. Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry young man and that's all that there was to it!! Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it...'cause DemRATZ never would have listened to nobody else. JimRob, sure, he had sincere doubts!! Jim just had to find out for hisself... There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
[Spoken:] DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep. They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATZ and quite arrogant when they'd speak. One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later. We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators." They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand, Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand. Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked him up off of the ground. Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the Black water sucked him down. Then they turned around and went back to MUDZ shack and picked up MUDZ Justice and ran. Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUDZ Band. McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear Righteous Justice!!!"
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. There's a spot in the yard out back behind MUDZ shack where the ground is always wet. And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath, You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
367 posted on 10/14/02 1:08 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"Immigrant Nation!!" (To be sung to Paul Revere And The Raiders' "Indian Reservation")
Say, truth be told, we're a free nation... Hospitable to all persuasions... Folks invade US, that ain't Right!! They take our jobs, not our will to fight!!
They use our schools, but they don't pay... They flood our hospitals and jails... They march our streets...rights, they don't have... ILLEGALS' lives are ContraBand!!
American people, Immigrant Pride... Give power to Dems, and freedom dies!!
We are a proud Immigrant Nation... Justice dawns, we must be patient... Though I seem so gawldurned white... MUDZ still part-injun deep inside!!
American people, immigrant pride... Respect our laws...or fear our might!!
Folks, maybe someday Left will learn... Immigrant nation always yearns... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned!!
"The Liberal Lie!!" (To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile, And he knew if he had his chance, That he could make those suckers dance, And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile. But Whitewater's a nasty river, Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver. With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep, Dem Chinese funds Bill'd collect. I can't remember if I cried, When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied, But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died. So, Bye-bye to the DemocRATZ Lie, Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry. Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Are you one of "The Ignorant"?! And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so? And do you believe Gore didn't know? Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco? Well, I know that you're in love with Slick, But his Administration makes me sick!! Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!! Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck, Lookin' for redemption and some whores who suck, But he knew he was outta luck the day his intern LIED! I started singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter, But Left's "One-World" was Vile!" And DemLeftWingFools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy." Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Now for eight years, we've dealt with his sleaze, While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese, But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"! Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen, With a strength derived from livin' FRee, In a voice crying out for Liberty! And while RATZ King was feelin' down, good FReepers run him outta town. The Left Wing was concerned, Left's Icon had been spurned. And while Hell'ry read her book on Marx, Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park, Still we smoked ceegars on a lark, the day the Networks lied! Mudboy's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie, Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!" And them UnionThugs were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! This will be the day that Slick fries!!!"
Senate hearings in a Summer swelter, John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter, He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast. LeftistWhore'd can kiss my ass! While DemocRATZ cry, "Just give Bill a pass", Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from some "Lass"! Next, the LeftWing arrogance resumed, While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune. The Left got up to dance! Oh, but Right never gave'em a chance! 'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field, Ol' Jesse Helms refused to yield! Do you recall how FReedom feels? Today Fascism died! We kept on singin'... "Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies, Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!" Network Media twits, they just continued to lie, Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! This will be the day that we die!"
Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face, Spoiled generation lost in space, With no time left to start again! So, come on! Bush, be nimble, Dick, be quick! DemocRATZ, ya gotta dump this prick, 'Cuz next election's only just around the bend. For as I watched Bill up on that stage, My hands were clenched in fists of rage, Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell! And as Mankind flew high and to the Right, To fight the libertarian fight, I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died! Ol' Ronnie's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies, Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!" And BillzaBubba's drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day I RESIGN! Gosh, I sure wish I'd have just RESIGNED!!"
It seems the Media's a bit confused, So I urge you, ignore the Network News, That's why their marks are down to stay. As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore! But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth will win the day!" And in the streets, the children gleemed, The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed... 'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken. And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died. And they were singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies, Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!" And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye, Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that Slick SPIED!"
Don was singin'... "Bye-bye, Miss American Pie, Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry." And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies! This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
MUD
1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right lets DemMediaMarxists make US their fools!! Left takes all OUR money...to pay DemRAT WHOREds!! Now RATZ're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies... Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Lib'ral DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Medyuh WHORE'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Tyrants!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Lib'ral DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Media HO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Tyrants!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Lib'ral DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Media HO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Tyrants!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
Crazy Train, I thought we were gonna get wild tonight! All right everybody stick their hands in the air! We love you!
Crazy, but that's how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe yeah, yeah, it's not too late To learn how to love And forget how to hate Mental wounds not healing Driving me insane I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train Everybody clap your hands now come on!
I've listened to preachers I've listened to fools I've watched all the dropouts Who make their own rules One person conditioned To rule and control The media sells it and you live the role
Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame? I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I know that things are going wrong for me You gotta listen to my words...Yeah-h!!
(guitar solo)
Heirs of a cold war That's what we've become Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
Crazy, but what do I care I'm living with something, I don't want to share Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Thank you! Okay! It's what rock n roll's about!
Pre...MUD
347 posted on 12/30/2002, 1:12:28 PM by Mudboy Slim
"ObamaNation's RACIST!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Communication Breakdown")
Hey, RATZ, stop what you're doin'!! Hey, Left, you'll drive US to ruin!! We all know what it is that RATZ like about you, Barry's a Marxist BOT!! Reagan once told you, "Liberty Whups Guv'ment ROT!!"
ObamaNation's Racist!! Swamp's always the same... Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATZ're insane!!
Hey, RATZ, we got something we think you ought to know. Hey, Barry, RATZ wanna pretend that they love you so. We're gonna scold you with our songs, yeah! Truth's never gonna let you win, RATZ, despite your charms!!
ObamaNation's Racist!! Swamp's always the same, Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATZ're insane!!
ObamaNation's Racist!! Swamp's always the same, Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATZ're insane!!
"Guv'ment Man!!" (To be sung to CSNY's "Southern Man")
Guv'ment man...why you take our bread?! We don't like...when you spend and spend!! Guv'ment "change"...looks like Marxist past. Market losses...and high-priced gas... Guv'ment man...
TraitorJOE, you'll tear this country down... We're on a spendin' lightnin' round!! Swear by God, Fed budget must come down! Country's bleedin' while you keep taxing... How long? How long? How-ow-ow?
(Big Man on guitar)
Guv'ment man...'tis like Reagan said, Tyranny blooms when good men dread... Guv'ment change gonna come at last... Devolve Power and do it fast... Guv'ment man!!
It's all rotten...yer spend and tax... Debt's gigantic...kids' futures' black. Guv'ment man...ain't gonna pay them back!! I hear China and Russia laughing... How long? How long? How-ow-ow?
(Guitar jammin')
Guv'ment man...'tis like Limbaugh said, Tyranny blooms when good men dread... Guv'ment change gonna come at last. Devolve Power and do it fast... Guv'ment man!! Guv'ment Man!!
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUDZ right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUDZ a FReeper...MUDZ a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATZ S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATZ are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATZ Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause Truth's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
"What Good Am I?!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I")
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids... If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine... What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? 'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot? Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?! Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to FReep?! Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep? When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED... What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?! FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!! Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!! Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things? If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?! Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?! I...would...rather...die!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Highway Song" (Written and Performed by Blackfoot)
Well, another day, another dollar, after I've sang and hollered, Oh, it's my way of living, and I can't change a thing. Another town is drawing near. Oh, baby, I wish you were here! But the only way I can see you, darlin', is in my dreams. It's a highway song.. you sing it on and on.. on and on..
Well, the hurt you leave behind, it's the hurt that's on your mind. Oh, and last night's show took its toll on me. Well the city lights fly by me, as I lay my body in my bed, Oh, and dreams of you Dance through my head. It's a highway song.. you sing it on and on.. on and on.. Highway song.. is as lonely.. as the road I'm on..
It's those big wheels are ready to roll. We've be flyin' high and so low. Lord, and all this madness, ain't crazy as it seems. Everywhere, they stop and stare. I'm just a stranger on this road. Oh, I stand alone, only in my dream. Highway song.. you sing it on and on.. on and on.. Highway song.. is as lonely.. as the road I'm on.. Highway song.. you sing it on and on.. on and on.. Highway song.. is as lonely.. as the road I'm on..
Pre...MUD
621 posted on 8/21/2003, 12:37:45 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Come Together!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!! We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee; Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATZ on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! RATZ love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!! Left's all naive fools...mind-numbed freaks. One thing Right must teach Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!! Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Left's got zero morals...SwampRATZ-spine's a crackin'!! RATZ got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!! Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!! Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!! We say, "One and one and one is three!!" RATZ think Slick's all-knowin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!! Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!
Oh... Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
Mudboy Slim
Please help Support OUR Troops in the War Against Lib'ral Terrorism At the "DeeCee Counter-Protest...25 October 2003!!"
"We Want Some Justice!!" (To be sung to the EELS' "Love of the Loveless")
Don't gotta lotta time...to make our stand... I ain't no Lib'ral fool...I am a Man!! Yes, there's a God up there...somethin' above... God, shine yer light down here...fight 'gainst Big Guv!! We want some justice...We want some justice!!
Can't have too many FRiends...evil blights our home. FReepers been takin' stands...pretty much alone!! Biden fears the real Truth...but when push comes to shove... We'll see Justice when we FReep...let's sling some mud!! We want some justice...Trump, where's the justice?! Traitors need justice!! Big Guv'ment AIN'T justice!!
All around you sheeple squawkin'... Garland balks 'cuz Biden's fraudin'... Looking for and findin'...NUTHIN'!!
Don't gotta lotta time... Can't help but care... Not sellin' anything... Marxists BEWARE!! Yes, there's a God up there... Somethin' above... God, shine yer light down here... Shine on what's Just!! MUD wants some justice!! Trump, where's the justice?!! Voters, seek justice!! Biden, meet justice!!
Don't gotta lotta time... To make our stand... We ain't no Lib'ral fools... Let's join the band!! Get US some justice!! We need some justice!! Voters, seek justice!! We want some justice!!
FReegards...MUD
185 posted on 9/30/2003, 7:02:51 PM by Mudboy Slim (IMPEACH TraitorJOE Biden!!)
"He Was From Kansas" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "He Went to Paris")
He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country... Where Dorothy chased her rainbow. He was impressive...the Senior Class President... In Dover town he did grow. Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens... "What a fine boy," folks would say. 'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'... And eighteen blessed years slipped away.
He went to college, then joined the Navy... And married a teacher named Sue. They had a fine life...she was a good wife... And bore him four sons...what a crew!! That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los... While defending his Country each day! 'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain... An aircraft carrier he did sail!!
Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies... Traded audiotapes ev'ry week. 'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'... And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!! While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'... His kin and his li'l town. And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans... Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.
(Mudboy on harp...)
Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends... And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May. Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond, With his many grandkids he'd play. Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion... Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say, "Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic... And I look forward to every day!!"
He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters... And Dorothy found her rainbow!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Absence of Fear" (To be sung to Jewel's "Absence of Fear")
Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"... It Knows yet Yearns...my Mind shan't Waste!! Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room... Sky-Seedin' fer Lightnin'...ain't waitin' fer you!! But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!! Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!!
Justice shall reign through...shan't trash OUR home!! This Country's undaunted...JOE Biden's Xi's 'HO!!!! Mudboy calls to you...to all my FReepin' FRiends... We must support True Patriots...must DESTROY THE SWAMP!!! Justice-Lustin'...and we are needing you here... Jesus's the Absence of Fear!!
Fer Justice Hunger...JOEZ Bribin' is Rilin' me... And RATZ know JOEZ the Dictator...this is TYRANNY!! New FRiends shan't ignore our tunes...JOEZ our Darkest Day!!! Truth Shall Triumph...we're the True Right... RATmedia B shamed!! The Right is wanting you... And Right is needing you here... The Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!!
Don´t you ever leave me sad and blue Don´t you ever tell me we are though Don´t you ever hurt me if you do Everything they´re saying will be true
People say, it´s just a summer romance People say, our love won´t last for long They´re so sure, we will part But I know deep in my heart That they are wrong
(Well, I don´t care what the people say) So wrong, (I don´t really care what the people say)
It´s just the way the stars shine And it really isn´t love at all But each time that we kiss I just know we´ll be like this Summer, winter or fall
(I don´t care what the people say) oh, oh, oh (I don´t really care what the people say)
Don´t you ever leave me sad and blue Don´t you ever tell me we are through Don´t you ever hurt me, if you do Everything you´re saying will be true
People say it´s just a summer romance But I know our love is here to stay Let´s go strolling by the sea Cause it doesn´t bother me What the people say
Well I don´t care what the people all say (People say) yeah, yeah, yeah (I don´t really care what the people say) People say (I don´t really care what the people all say) I don´t really care (I don´t really care what the people say) yeah, yeah, yeah.....
"Lies of a Traitor" (To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby")
When I think about the TREASON Slick aided... Bills' lies're outrageous!! Left-Wing Media is drivin' me crazy... My ire's contagious!! Well, Slick knows now that interns ain't playthings... But CeegahBoy's got DemLib'rals on their knees!!
As I look back on Reagan's Legacy... Our Country, Dutch saved it!! He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil... That's why Lib'rals hate him!! Slick thinks that Truth is just rel'tive... Lyin' Boy, Bill's a puppet for Beijing!
Today, we'll take on DeeCee... DemRATZ just cheat and lie!! Ol' Slick'll just fall at our feet... And then Slick'll begin to cry...
Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give Bill... He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*] Livin' in Prison will drive that PUNK crazy... He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Well, Bill knows that we're onto his "Sting"... Slick's spyin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*] Oh, when Slick looks back from his prison cell, wow... Bill lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*] Everyone needs to help us FReep... Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [Slick's a Chinese Agent!*] Let Bill feel the Power of FReep... Slick'll cry like a baby!! [Slick's justa Traitor!!*]
Mudboy Slim
BTW...[*FReeperGal Chorus]
34 Posted on 09/05/1999 22:55:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Prosecution...NOW!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row")
Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment... We're kickin' Slick while he's down!! The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots... The FReepers are in town!!!! We listen to the Maja Rushi... He's got us in a trance... One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals... The other's behind his back!! And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends... They lurk, therefore, they know... That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right... As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!
Yes, Bill Clinton, he is so sleazy... "It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...)8^D Slick underestimates Right's moxie... We're gonna drive Slick WILD!!! Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry... The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!! So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...By Halloween!!" Mudboy pleaded with the Left... "Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?! Is Slick's Legacy really worth... Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"
And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding... Left's stars...have they really no pride?! They support the Vile Rapist... So US "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!! All except fer FoxNewsChannel... TeeVee Networks should be ashamed... Fer ignorin' TYRANNY... Historians shall lay blame!! And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!! We're singin', "Slick is just MUDZ 'HO!!" Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right... Willard's Prison-Bound!!
Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED... Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been maimed... On her twenty-second birthday... Her young future's already stained. To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic... Her mind can't shake Left's bent... Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends... But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!! 'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Media... YES, THEY KNOW!!! Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno, "Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"
Clinton tells lies like the Taliban... Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!! Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWHORE'd... And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks. Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful... Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat... 'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe... We're Dethronin' the EX-Pres-i-dent!!! You folks may think we can't git Slick... But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!! Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!! Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!
Med'yuh WHORE'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!! Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!! This is no time fer patience... Patriots're singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!" Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser... Left MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo... Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood... Militiamen are kewl!! We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]... Come and join us, folks... If you folks care about yer Country... DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!
In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims... DemocRATZ're the Party Fer Elites... Left's Pantheon of Heroes... Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!! Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses... In hopes State Power will endure... Folks, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants... To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!! Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls... "Come join us, gals, we got Roe... That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment... Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"
*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)
Way past midnight, INS Agents... Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew... Raged down upon young Elian's home... Guns aimed at the camera crew!! Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro... Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!! Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders... With Castro pullin' strings!! If Liberty's such a hassle... Tell them Socialists to go... 'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots... Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!! The Culture War is "ON!!" Ol' Mudboy is singin', "Is you Right or is you Wrong?!" And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien... Forewarned against Tyrannic Power... While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right... She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!... Victory goes to the BOLD!! Folks, this Country must rethink how much... We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!
(Sweet Mudboy harpin')
Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday... In response to the one Slick wrote... Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!" MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!! Them FReepers that I've mentioned... Slick, I know them, they don't play!! Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation... And teach Dem Lib'rals about SHAME!! Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good... Just save yer excuses, bro... Help US FReep the EX-President... Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!!
(MUD harpin' and strummin')
Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)
BTW... "The average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Gore equals 13.2... The average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Bush equals 2.1" ...so says The Lovable Fuzzball!!!
What kind of Country do YOU want your kids to live in?!!...MUD
20 posted on 12/27/2003, 11:51:22 PM by Mudboy Slim
The crowd without a face Begins to fill the space In the arena Flashlights at his feet The lion from the street Awaits the Christians A single strobe ignites the night
The smoke begins to rise A sea of staring eyes Gaze on the sunburst His weapon at his side He flashes it with pride Before his legions Fires begin to rage And they engulf the stage All right Bring on the night
He's in complete control He's stepping proud and bold And everything he touches Turns to gold He's got girls by the score He's got 'em screaming for more But when they get too close He bars the door
He makes his great escape Leaves them in his wake Without a warning The ritual is done A night no longer young Fades into morning The sun begins to rise As he begins to close his eyes
Pre...MUD
364 posted on 1/30/2004, 2:54:59 PM by Mudboy Slim
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, so hold on when there is nothing in you butt the Will which says to them: "Hold on !";
You can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch; If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run - Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
FReegards...MUD
472 posted on 2/3/2004, 11:15:17 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Young Elian's Daydreamin'" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "Havana Daydreamin'")
Fussed and cussed that Reno whore... "Butch" storm-trooped his new home! Sent him back to Ol' Castro... To help her pal, Gore. Wishin' he'd been older then... So he wouldda had some rights. Thinkin' 'bout how sweet FReedom did taste... Fer his Liberty, he'd fight!!
Young Elian's daydreamin'... 'Bout when his FReedom was stole away.....
Papa played Ol' Fidel's game... 'Else his own ma'd be dead! Elian knows the Ultimate Villain... Was America's Tyrant, Slick! Couldda stood up strong and bold... Instead kissed Castro's A$$... 'Cuz Lib'rals believe that real FReedom's obscene... Said, "Enslave that young lad!!"
Young Elian's daydreamin'... Lord, he's just schemin' his return to the States!!
(Soothin' guitar/piano reprise)
Greggie Craig, consigliere... Clinton's private whore... Fought the case against Liberty... JUSTICE?! Ain't parta his World! Sheeple, why should we be resigned... To accept this Leftist BILE?!! Let's sing and yell...let's give Dems Hell!! We'll be groovin' 'cuz Right's back in style!!
Else young Elian'll be leavin'... Folks, we'll be stealin' his rights away... Come on, all you FReepers... Folks, it's all 'bout FReedom...Elian must stay!!
"Right Side of the Tunes!!" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Sex Lunatic President...a Miscreant President... Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand! Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...President is lookin' small... The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore... But every day, they enable Slick still more!
But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined... While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill. And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew... I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept! We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"... We'll rearrange Dem Lib'ral's brains!! We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me! Clinton shall die in chains...he shan't go free!!!
So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... You sing out but no one seems to hear! Those DemocRATZ promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins! Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
[Eclipse]
Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease... It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels... She was in love...while Bill masturbates... Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal... All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Left can't create...Left just destroys... Socialist fools...they'll learn someday. The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete! Come join the Right...we're winning the fight! We'll Devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE... All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true! The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Trump's Promise!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown... Disco works in a rock and roll band, Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!! We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown... We're Right, THAT I know!! Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges... Some nights, I write songs... We'll follow our dreams just like those RATZ do way up on TeeVee!! We'll Whup RATZ Challengers 'til Left's Benign... Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemocRATZ FReaks!! Lib'rals' Promise's been broken... DemRATZ ain't gonna git MUDZ Dreams!!
Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves... Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!! I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!! But I got drunk one night and I smoked it... All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right... The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!! Every day, it just seems hard to believe... The LIES RATZ're believing in!! Lib'rals're DO-O- OLTS!!! Yo, Patriots, you are so Right!! Biden's a HO-O-O!! TraitorJOEZ Lyin'...TheSwamp Righteous Shall Smite!!
Right won big once off the Normandy coast... But somehow FRench fergot our loss!! It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits... Of all the liberties we've lost!! Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATZ Defend TREASON!! BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!! Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and DemRATZ say, "NO JUSTICE!!" Something in OUR Hearts Grows Bold!! We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATZ... WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!! 'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!! FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who Liberated Iraq!! Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!! Left loves Big Guv'ment 'cuz RATZ LOVE fixed games. JOEZ been SO-O- OLD!! White House LIES covering up OUR pain!! Trump BE BO-O- OLD!! Donald & WE Shall Win The Day!! Save OUR HO-O-OME!! DeeCeez gonna take it all and piss it all away!!
"LawBreaker!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")
US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie... We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!! Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC... Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!
LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd... Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!! RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores... Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!
Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all... Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!" JOE lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUDZ gallery... Dem Marxists said, "TRUTH has no chance...no chance!!"
LawBreakers...LawBreakers... Our Righteous Rage shan't be denied!! LawBreakers...StainMakers... Fight Big Guv'ment's Ignorant Desires!!!
"Right is Gonna Swarm!!" (To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm... Trash McAuliffe with scorn...Ol' JOE has been forewarned... JOEZ a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned... Right is gonna Swarm... Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Butch Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'... Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day! If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die... Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
(Kewl Guitar Jammin')
Folks, we gotta fight Biden...folks, we gotta take JOE down... Heed my merry band...make Left understand... The World on you depends...fer Biden's Term to end... Gotta fight Biden...yeaaahhhh...
(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')
Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned... It's OUR White House JOEZ scorned...in Jail, RATZ should be thrown... JOEZ a HATER and a crone...Dem Lib'rals sold their souls... Right is gonna swarm...
Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm... MUDZ views shall be the norm...Voters'll know JOEZ harm...
Mudboy Slim
100 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:51:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim
While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld... Fight RATZ Slime, my FRiends!! 'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste... 'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!! FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!! Shun the LIES!! DemRATZ we'll Liberate!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Can't let crooks escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! Transgenders WE AIN'T!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change... To help FRee MinionsOfState!! Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!! 'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right... If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Impeach RATZ Shame!! The Goal is to next Drain the Swamp... Proclaim JOEZ Disgrace...fer Left's HATE!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Shan't let RATZ escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! Wallflowers WE AIN'T!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...DEFEAT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE Dems!! C'mon, let's go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!! It's time we feel like we can strive to Defeat Left's Slime!! Said We're Right and strong enough to make our dreams... Convict RATZ Slime!!
(The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars)
Said, We're Right and strong enough to make our dreams... Convict RATZ Slime!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! FER Justice WE Aspire!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...goldi, we are only without the Power to change things for the better if we refuse to stand up to those who would gladly subjugate our will. Real positive change is tough, but I'll never believe we, as FReePersons, are not capable of instilling OUR wills on the BodyPolitic... If that makes me NAIVE, I hope I never grow outta it!!
120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Cowardly Bill" (To be sung to Garth Brooks' "Cowboy Bill")
He told a good story...and us Lib'rals listened... 'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the joy he found there! And the Left believed him...and when he would finish... We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool us again!
You could almost hear...Dem Socialists crowin'... Whorealdo a'kissin' the Pres-i-dent's rear! You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'... As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us... "Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!" But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero... Just our tool, hidin' Communist spies!!
Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers... Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!" "Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"... Since Bill was our Leader...he'd just have his way!!
When your Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble! Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name! Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office... He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us... "Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!" But to all of us victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero... We weren't fools...and all Prez'dents lie!!
Well, I still remember...the day that it happened... We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed. And the folks out at Dreamworks...said they hadn't seen him... So we set out for his place...down Ol' Chappaqua Road.
And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy... Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!! He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its front page... "FLASH: DEMOCRATZ SLAUGHTERED! BILL CLINTON IN CHAINS!!"
Yes, Rush Limbaugh had told us... "Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!" Now, us Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO... We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!"
Don't be fools...trustin' Bill Clinton's lies...!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 06/24/1999 23:14:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@Traitor)
"Proud Americans!!" (To be sung to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Proud Mary")
Leftists kill jobs in the city, Workin' for The Man ev'ry night and day, And we never waste one minute we're FReepin', We're fightin' fer The Way Things Ought To Be!!
CHORUS: Big wheel keep on turnin', Proud Amer'cans, FReepOn, brothers!! Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river.
Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis, Pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans, But I never saw the good side of the city, 'Til I hitched a ride on a river boat queen.
CHORUS Big wheel keep on turnin', Proud Americans, FReep fer [yer] children, Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst DemLib'rals. Roll on, roll on, roll on...We'll IMPEACH JOE Biden!!
If you hang out with the Lib'rals, Bet you gonna find Dem sheeple are T'WITS. RATZ'll hear yer worries, if you give Dems money, Sheeple who trust Guv'ment are damned IGNORANT!!
CHORUS Patriots, keep on churnin', Proud Amer'cans FReep forever, Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst Dem Lib'rals. Roll on, roll on, roll on 'gainst JOE Biden. Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst Dem Lib'rals. Roll on, roll on, roll on 'gainst JOE Biden.
Mudboy Slim
415 posted on 4/15/2003, 5:29:31 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations... The League of FReeNations!!)
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I seek a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
DemRATZ squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUDZ right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUDZ a FReeper...MUDZ a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATZ S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATZ are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATZ Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause MUDZ right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
"Lucky Man" (To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
He had the zealots, and harems by the score... Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. No soul, no character. "So What?!" DemRATZ said. Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!
He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Our soldiers soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! His zealots couldn't save him, so WE SHOT "bin", and HE DIED!!!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim
46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!)
"OUR Promised Land!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promised Land")
(MUD on harmonica...)
In my East Richmond MudCave in the urban core, I earn ALL my money and reject Statist Power!! Driving cross the Chesterfield county line... I got the radio on and I'm just makin' rhymes!! Working all day fightin' Biden's barrage... Fightin' fer Right, erasin' Left's mirage... Pretty soon, Progressives, Right's gonna take charge!!
DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Swamp understands... When folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!! Lib'rals, call me MUDboy, but I'm a man... The Right believes this's OUR Promised Land!!
I've done my best to live the Right way... MUD gets up every morning and goes to work each day. Still, RATZ LIES R VILE and BigGuv'ment's GROWN... Sometimes, Dem Marxist FREAKS make me wanna explode!! Explode and DEVOLVE POWER, let's start... Sing the Truth and cut spending...do yer part!! Find somebody, teach'em, FREEDOM's in our hearts!!
DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... ONCE folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!! Marxists call me MUDboy, but I'm a man... AND Right believes it's OUR Promised Land!!
(MUD on saxaphone lead, then a little harmonica)
There's a dark cloud rising from Big Guv'ment WHOREs... MUD sings his songs...cheerleading folks gatherin' to swarm!! Gather each November 2 VOTE...DEVOLVE Left's POWER!! Let's shrink down TheState...RAT-minions cower!! Vote away...Dem FREAKS that tear U.S. apart!! Vote away...RAT-dreams of enacting Marx!! Vote away...Left's LIES that leave folks hungry fer Truth... Let's hope yer smart, kids...
DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... Once folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!! Statists, call me MUDboy, but I'm a man... YES!! Right believes it's OUR Promised Land!!
"Friends of Slick Willie!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Country knows Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, got patriots on yer tail... And when TRUTH catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Bill, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know we're Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
41 posted on 02/23/2003 12:40 PM EST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, The DemocRATS Are Racists!!!)
"Prosecution...NOW!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row")
Right's sellin' postcards of Impeachment... We're kickin' Slick outta town!! The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots... The FReepers are in town!!!! We listen to the Maja Rushi... He's got us in a trance... One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals... The other's behind his back!! And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends... They Lurk, therefore, they know... That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right... As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!
Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy... "It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...=^D Slick underestimates MUDZ moxie... We're gonna drive Slick WILD!!! Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry... The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!! So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac... By Thanksgiving!!" Mudboy pleaded with the Left... "Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?! Is Slick's Legacy really worth... Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"
And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding... Left's "Stars"...have they really No Pride?! They support the Vile Rapist... So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!! All except fer FoxNewsChannel... TeeVee Networks should be ashamed... Fer ignorin' TYRANNY... Historians shall lay blame!! And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!! We're singin', "Slick is just MUDZ 'HO!!" Slick's gonna FEEL the Vengeance of the Right... Willard's Prison-Bound!!
Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED... Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been maimed... On her twenty-second birthday... Her young future's already stained. To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic... Her mind can't shake Left's bent... Her Daddy may sleep with her best friends... But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!! 'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Med'yuh...YES, THEY KNOW!!! Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno, "Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"
Clinton tells lies like the Taliban... Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!! Fascist Goals taint Left's PowerWhore'd... And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks. Billzabubba seems vacuously frightful... Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat... 'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe... MUDZ Dethronin' the Pres-i-dent!!! You folks may think we can't git Slick... But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!! Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!! Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!
Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!! Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!! This is no time fer patience... JimRob's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!" Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser... Put MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo... Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood... Militiamen are kewl!! We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]... Come and join us, folks... If you folks care about yer Country... DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!
In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims... DemocRATZ're the Party Fer Elites... Left's Pantheon of Heroes... Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!! Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses... In hopes State Power will endure... Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants... To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!! Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls... "Come join us, gals, we got Roe... That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment... Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"
*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)
Way past midnight, INS Agents... Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew... Raged down upon young Elian's home... Guns aimed at the camera crew!! Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro... Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!! Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders... With Castro pullin' strings!! If Liberty's such a hassle... Tell Dem Socialists to go... 'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots... Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!! The Culture War is "ON!!" Bold Mudboy is singin', "Is you Right or is you Wrong?!" And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien... Forewarned against Tyrannic Power... While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right... She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!] Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!... Victory goes to the BOLD!! Folks, this Country must rethink how much... We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!
(Mudboy harpin'.......)
Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday... In response to the one Slick wrote... Clinton begged MUD, "How much to stop this?!" MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!! Them FReepers that I've mentioned... Slick, I know them, they don't play!!" Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation... And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!! Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good... Just save yer excuses, bro... Help MUD FReep the EX-President... Fer ConDamnation...NOW!!!!
Don´t you ever leave me sad and blue Don´t you ever tell me we are though Don´t you ever hurt me if you do Everything they´re saying will be true
People say, it´s just a summer romance People say, our love won´t last for long They´re so sure, we will part But I know deep in my heart That they are wrong
(Well, I don´t care what the people say) So wrong, (I don´t really care what the people say)
It´s just the way the stars shine And it really isn´t love at all But each time that we kiss I just know we´ll be like this Summer, winter or fall
(I don´t care what the people say) oh, oh, oh (I don´t really care what the people say)
Don´t you ever leave me sad and blue Don´t you ever tell me we are through Don´t you ever hurt me, if you do Everything you´re saying will be true
People say it´s just a summer romance But I know our love is here to stay Let´s go strolling by the sea Cause it doesn´t bother me What the people say
Well I don´t care what the people all say (People say) yeah, yeah, yeah (I don´t really care what the people say) People say (I don´t really care what the people all say) I don´t really care (I don´t really care what the people say) yeah, yeah, yeah.....
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here... It ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT Biden...PUNK Dem's Clown!! DeeCeeRATZ Treason...it's bringin' US down!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong... They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds... We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Biden feels he can't be beat... Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "TraitorJOEZ OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Beat DemClowns!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We shall INDICT DemRATZ...Stomp Left's Clown!! All ya good FReepers, come help us out!! We gotta STOP Biden...Take JOEZ Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!! Destroy Marxism...let's do it NOW!!
"More Than $2 Trillion!!" (To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone... RATZ have no future...with Jean Kerry!! Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong... Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!) RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away... We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
So many FReepers have come and gone... Their mem'ry fades as the years go by. Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh... Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!) RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away... High time that Conservatives win the day!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
When I'm tired and feelin' old... I think about Reagan, who saved the day!! And dream of the men who used to know... If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!! DemRATZ must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!) Folks, we've heard RATZ ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!) The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Till we see KerryMan slink away... We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
The drumbeat continues...MUD
1 posted on 3/17/2004, 1:38:56 PM by Mudboy Slim
BTW...March 17, 2004...only 20 years ago, and I am parodying a song decrying a Federal Debt--accumulated over 225 years as a Nation--of OVER $2 Trillion to ALMOST $3 Trillion. Today, $2-3 Trillion is seen as an acceptable ANNUAL National DEFICIT!! The DeeCeeSwamp has mortaged the futures of our children and grandchildren, while simultaneously enriching themselves and their financial puppetmasters.
"Bill Clinton!!" (To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")
RATZ HO's seem to come and go...yeah! Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast, Rapin' many...trustin' none!! Killing children, 'cuz it's fun... But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM... Let's Git Bill Clinton!! Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...
Left stains, DemRATZ think Slick's sane...RATZ LOVE Hussein!! Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!! Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight... There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!! Good Patriots FReep RATS' Chi-Com spies... Let's FReep Bill Clinton!! Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...
My FRiends, a new morning dawns... Yeah, Slick he's on the run... MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares... Care enough to DO YER SHARE!! Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im...Roll on...Roll on!!
RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows... Shall more DIE while Clinton Rolls?! Will RATZ see Slick's feet of clay?! Wellstone's Spirit stole away!! But folks know that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!! Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!! Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm... Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!
"Beast Called Rodham!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
You ever seen that Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATZ kiss her bottom... All RATZ want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
Yes, I know, Liberty's a burden... DemRATZ're SLIME...Slick Willie's squirtin'!! All Swamp wants is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
Slick ain't strong enuff... Hill ain't smart enuff... Sure, she'll BITCH enuff... Right's not too blind to see-ee-ee...
You ever seen the Beast in Harlem?! The LeftWing's stoned...Slick's presence mars 'em!! Syntaurz on the radio...Come on, Nation, vote 'gainst Hillary!!
Slick ain't bold enuff... Hill ain't bright enuff... Truth's a BI+C#, Life's rough... Right must now fight fer free-ee-ee!!
Ol' Hill'ry grifter... She loves pretty pretty pretty petty petty girls... Slick loves pretty pretty young'uns pretty pretty petty girls... Come on, Voters, please please please!!
I'll tell ya... Ron Brown killed, no doubt... Arkancide!! Slick's a lout... First, Slick RAPED, then RATZ lied!! Folks, help me out, Help US Out!! Vote her out 'cuz of Tyranny!! Yeah...
Yes, RATZ breed sickness... Right must SUCK IT UP!! Throw Left's LIES at me... We shall shrug it off!! There's one thing, Nation... That you should understand... DemRATZ love Hillary... She SHAN'T be Prez-uh-dent!!
Slick ain't rough enuff... Hill ain't tough enuff... Sure, she'll BI+C# and stuff... RATZ love it rough...OOH OOH...OOOH...
You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATZ kiss her bottom!! Never never never never never be...
You ever seen that Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATZ kiss her bottom!! All Left wants is more and more tyranny!!
"Proud 'Mer'cans!!" (To be sung to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Proud Mary")
Left a good job in the city, Workin' for The Man ev'ry night and day, And we never waste one minute we're FReepin', We're fightin' fer "The Way Things Ought To Be"!!
CHORUS: Big wheel keep on turnin', Proud Amer'cans, FReepOn, brothers!! Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river.
Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis, Pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans, But I never saw the good side of the city, 'Til I hitched a ride on a river boat queen.
CHORUS Big wheel keep on turnin', Proud Amer'cans, FReep fer [yer] children, Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst DemLib'rals. Roll on, roll on, roll on... Let's IMPEACH JOE Biden!!
If you hang out with the Lib'rals, Bet you gonna find RATsheeple are T'WITS. RATZ'll feed yer worries, if you give Dems money, Sheeple who trust Lib'rals are damned IGNORANT!!
CHORUS Patriots, keep on churnin', Proud Amer'cans FReep forever, Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst the Lib'rals. Roll on, roll on, roll on 'gainst Slick Willie. Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst Dem Lib'rals. Roll on, roll on, roll on 'gainst JOE Biden.
Mid...MUD
415 posted on 4/15/2003, 5:29:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Fight fer Allah!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Ride My Llama")
Remember, Ms. Alamo...the Right is here to stay!! We'll fight DemRATZ fer Power...the Righteous, we don't play!!
We'll fight to FRee Iraq...Left's Terror Horse we'll stalk!! John Kerry, hear the news...yer slaughter's in the stars!! We'll rise up 'gainst Left's "stars"... And sing y'all some LibertySongs!!
Let's send DemLibs on a ship... We'll provide reefer for the trip... MUD said, "We're olde, but we're Good!!" Like any good Conservative would...
Right's gotta take a stand...'gainst Bubba from DixieLand!! I wanna git Slick good...take Bill down with his goons!! Right needs to Git Slick Good!! Fed'ral Prison would be good!!
We sing, "Destroy Dem Libs!!" We'll reward Leftists when they switch... MUD said, "We're olde, but we're good!!" Like any ol' Conservative would. Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
Mudboy Slim (5/8/04)
273 posted on 5/9/2004, 11:47:14 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Shed Powers!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' JOEY... Votin' fer that fascist Chi-Com HO... Well, TraitorJOE LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!! He's a Tax&WasteIt Marxist to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals... Must devolve Power to the States... States, devolve Power to the Counties... Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DeeCeeRATZ...Right shall fend off Swamp's attacks!! Folks're FRee 'cuz OUR Country led the way!! Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes... In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Trump, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! Trump, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
"The Ballad of Bobby Scott!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "The Ballad of Curtis Loew")
Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born... Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough... Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot... Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATZ like Bobby Scott!!
Bob Scott is a black RAT, with white Lib'ral friend$... When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair... Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!" Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!
Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!! Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!! FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!! 'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!
Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him... Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!! Folks, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat RATZ slime!! Term Limits are up to you... It's Revolution, Richmond-style!!
Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!! We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!! Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!! Vote Winsome Sears on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!
Yes ma'am...
(excellent guitar-jammin' interlude)
On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!" Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!! Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RAT Blues... But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"
Big Guv'ment's wrong...Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!! DemRATZ subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!! FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose... But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader...3rd District, she's good news!!
Mudboy Slim
37 posted on 7/31/2004, 12:51:12 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?")
Yeah!! Yeah, we got Reagan roots... Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!! Left's just victimized... BidenBOTZ...Chi-Com SPIES!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh WHORE'd!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!
Prez'dent Biden, he's a strange one... Help US, Nation...we're in danger... Reject JOEY...he's no leader!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Biden's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject TraitorJOE!! We're Right NOW!!
RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls... Right shall bring it...we got soul!! Left's just beggars...RATZ ain't FRee!! Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer FReaks!! We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!! Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!! Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!! RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!
(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)
Mudboy Slim
91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim (Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... UPRISE!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
TraitorJOEZ got it rough... Left's gettin' desperate!! Biden's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give RATZ many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demand the TRUTH!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore the LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!! Left must confess!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...Demand the TRUTH!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...dream...export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Left is DEAD!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Muslims...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's hard...Demand the Truth!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
"Big Guv'ment!!" (To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax... Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!! Folks, I never wanted nothin'... From Dem Lib'rals like Bill!! You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round... With HATRED in their eyes!! 'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care... Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!! Right must Devolve Power from Government!!
SwampRATZ are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!" 'Cuz folks, Dem Marxists they're all monsters... Good God, Right's gotta make our stand!! The hammer and the sickle ain't the way!! Folks, Left's sellin' you all their "green schemes"... Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money... Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!! God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!! Right must RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment scams!!
Well, now if I were the president of this land... You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!! I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much RATZ spend!! Yes, we'd drain Swamp with our Bibles and our FReepin' 'til WE WIN!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damns Big Guv'ment!! I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
"Right's Fightin' FEAR!!" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here")
Folks, do you think you can tell... DeeCee from Hell?!! Yer rights be damned!! Shall we fell Dem vile thugs... Or sheepishly kneel?!! Yer life should be brave... Won't you fight fer yer kids?!!
And did RATZ force you to trade... Real heroes fer JOKES?!! Sweet Justice fer "Peace"?!! FReedom fer "Equity"?!! Big Guv'ment must change... 'Cuz Nation's been stained... JOE Biden's promotin' Wars... TraitorJOEZ goals are Left's shame!!
(Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man)
How I wish...Sosh'lists were not here... Marxists are lost souls... Beggin' 'cuz they're just whores!! Guv'ment's their pimp!! Right must retake the same old ground... Sing out, be proud...FReedom's dear!! Right's Fightin' FEAR!!
(pickin' and strummin' to fade...)
Doo doo dah doo......
Mudboy Slim
211 posted on 10/7/2004, 2:51:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Muslims" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Muslims...my FRiends... When will yer Jihad disappear?! Arabs...my bros... Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good Allah in their souls... Saudi money...EVIL goals!! Please explain why them folks died!! But Muslims...my FRiends... 'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Allah...is innocent...yeah... Koran's Right...put HATE aside!! Muslims...we'll still love ya... Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bin Laden... YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep... Fer yer futures Right does FReep!! Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!! And my son...Jacob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby... Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join our fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?! Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
FReegards...MUD
3 posted on 9/18/2001, 11:44:27 AM by Mudboy Slim (Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan!!)
"Thunderous Thighs" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Swamp by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove to Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee WHORE'd of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams will come true!! Marx is dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of Slick's scam... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim
97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Votin'!!" (To be sung to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Lodi")
Been so many years ago, we set out with some goals... FReepin' fer play and purpose...lookin' fer where Truth was told... RATZ got mad, but LeftWing's cursed...we whup 'em with ev'ry tune!! Oh Lord, please give voters wisdom!!
Listened long to Limbaugh...he's been speakin' out fer US folks!! Fightin' Dem RATpunk fools...damn the LeftWing Medyuh WHORE'd!! Donate yer time and money...win fer the Gip, my FRiends!! Good Lord, Right's fightin' boldly again.
Biden is the Socialist's DREAM...a Marxist TraitorJOE!! Tyrants don't win elections...FReepers got songs to play!! We'll march into town, a Far-Right Band...support SwiftVets fer Truth!! Please Lord, Trump needs voters again!!
Mmmm... FReepers gotta stand and holler...election must be won!! We'll proudly rise and have our say...while all DemRATZ git drunk!! FReedom shall WIN on that day...RATZ, they fear our Win!! Please Lord, grant all the voters wisdom!! Oh Lord, Right must win boldly...AGAIN!!
Mudboy Slim
302 posted on 10/15/2004, 11:28:49 PM by Mudboy Slim
"No Sympathy for Dem Marxists" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for hundred long years... Stole many a man's Hope and Faith! Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who could think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATZ are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame! Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
(kewl guitar jammin')
Please believe me, JOEZ tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is defeating Biden's Stain!!! 'Cuz this Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call RATZ "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! When you see JOE, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz JOEZ a snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Biden down is why I must serenade. Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Tell you, voters, it's something you can change! Tell us, Biden, where's your shame?! Tell you one thing, JOEZ to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Ripple" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
If my words did flow...from the radio with Limbaugh... And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee... Would you hear my views...comin' thru the music?! Would you hold them near...as if they were your own?!
I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken. Perhaps, they're better...left unsung. Yes, I know...you don't really care. But, FReedom songs'll...soon fill the air!
Ripples from WhiteWater... If you feel no sense of loss...you have no soul!! Raise up your voice...tell folks why you're angry! All our Nukes were sold...Cold War starts a-gain!! Let it be known...seek Justice for Clinton... 'Cuz we have Laws...we'll CONVICT this "man"!
Bill must be told...to take the highway! Take it! Be Gone! And we'll make it Right! And once Slick goes, Left's Cadre will follow... Justice demands...they're all sent Home!
Ripples from White Water... When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!! Yes, you can choose...to keep your silence... But once Slick falls...you're all alone! Folks, we must stand...against Bill's TREASON... Yes, we'll find a way...Prison's Left's Traitor's HOME!!
La de da da dah...La de da da de da dahh... La da dahh da dah da da da dahhh... La de da da dah...La de da da de da dahh... La da dahh da dah da da da dahhh...
"District of Columbia!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's version of Steve Goodman's "City of New Orleans")
Writin' 'bout this District of Columb'yuh... Federal Guv'ment's grown as big as hell!! Fifty stars fer fifty unique Statehoods... FReedom-lovers, you better stand up and yell!! Leftists love their Sosh'list Tyranny... RATZ stain is clear fer all to see... Let's move along...RAT powers can't conceal... Lackin' brains, RATZ have no shame... When Swamp calls, RATZ crawl back again... Our Nation needs JUSTICE fer TraitorJOE!!
Good Morning, America, we love you!! Hey, won't you know me, I'm a dude called "MUD"... Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!! RightWing songs...Rush Limbaugh smiles when he's FReeped by US!!
FReeper wars splintered old FRiends who're now LePers... What was their point?! Now they're just FReeper lore... Hey, I'll post 'bout anywhere just 'cuz I wanna!! But FReeper zeal's got me comin' back fer more!! Bless the sons who capture tyrants!! Bless the sons who fight our fears!! Fight Dem fascists who hate everything that's real!! Donald, SAFE this Nation keep... Rockin' on, the FRee shall FReep!! Folks, Dem Leftists always fail with their Raw Deal!!
Good Morning, America...we love you!! Ray, cedarswingman...you know UncleShag?! Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!! FReeper sons, fight like you fight when yer home's attacked!!
Right's fight's in the District of Columb'yuh... States must stand fer Righteous Liberty!! Guv'ment's grown, but we'll shrink it with MAGA... We'll git TraitorJOE his Justice... Showin' Power 'cuz we're FRee!! We fight RATZ Power...we're not feeble sheep!! We'll FReep 'til Dem Lib'rals weep... Still, Left's Medyuh shills their Marxist views!! Next, Donald Trump leads 'gainst evil men... We must next DEFEAT Biden!! JOEZ fate's consigned to Dem squealin' prison blues!!
Good Morning, America...WE LOVE YOU!! Nation shall know me...I'm a man called "MUD"!! We're Left's Bane...won't fall fer idiots in Big Guv'ment!! Right must shun Dem Lib'ral LIES 'cuz RATZ're Commie SCUM!! Syntaurz songs shall make ya smile when Ol' JOE is done!!
"The Wait" (To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... "Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!" "Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!" MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and... You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side... MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!" James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and... You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!! The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!! MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, Won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and... Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!" MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man." He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and... Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time... To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!! Rush sent me here with their FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and... Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
1 posted on 10/26/2001, 6:22:36 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@int.Negotiable!!)
Aint it surreal outside Hijacked planes have resounded Twin Towers fire inside Americans rally around it Sadly, Ive been there And youve been here But weve have both taken time to shed many tears
Now Bin Ladens a man whos wreaked havok on our land Now he hides neath the skirt of the Taliban But our Lancers, and Falcons, and Eagles in the sky Dropping bombs to eliminate the Taliban
The attacks happened so fast No one in the world missed them In glory, the terrorists basked But its a short-lived enlistment
Sadly, Ive been there And youve been here But weve both taken time to shed many tear
Now Bin Ladens a man whos wreaked havok on our land Now he hides neath the skirt of the Taliban But our Lancers, and Falcons, and Eagles in the sky Dropping bombs to eliminate the Taliban
Now Bin Ladens a man whos wreaked havok on our land Now he hides neath the skirt of the Taliban But our Lancers, and Falcons, and Eagles in the sky Dropping bombs to eliminate the Taliban
Now Bin Ladens a man whos wreaked havok on our land Now he hides neath the skirt of the Taliban But our Lancers, and Falcons, and Eagles in the sky Dropping bombs to eliminate the Taliban
279 posted on 11/4/2001, 4:42:57 PM by One4Indictment
"We're Wide Awake!!" (To be sung to the Band's "When You Awake")
ModSquad told me, "MUDZ a fool!!" So I surfed on 'round the net a while, Stopped at the place where RightWing's RIGHT!! Asked about MadIvan's plea... And what do you think he said to me?
"We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!! We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've... Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!! The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!"
Sultan taught me, "Yer work should be bold!!" We must take on the Left and lead straight to the Right... Work yer days, then serve what's Right!! Sing Skynyrd and Led Zep...and watch where ya FReep!! Fight 'gainst Dem Lib'rals and you can't be beat!!
We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!! We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've... Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!! The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!
Willie showed me, "It's a mean ol' world!!" Left's freaks beseech you, RATZ are screwed... But what is Right supposed to do? Teach the RightWing, "Freedom's ALL!!" I've heard it since I was very small!!
We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!! We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've... Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!! The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!"
Right must stand 'gainst RATZ brawlin'... Right's temptin' fate 'til LeftWing's slaughtered!! RATZ shall LIE and screw yer mothers... Left's sure gonna love our BigBrother...OH!! Yes, we are right and the Left is wrong!! But RATZ gonna scurry...hear my songs!!
Left's gonna lie...and DemRATZ gonna bite!! Lib-uh-rulls don't like what's Right!! Now's the season where RATZ are dead... Ain't gonna fake it...the LeftWing's DEAD!! OH!! Folks, if I thought it would do any good, I'd stand and fight like Moses did!!
Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUDZ right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUDZ a FReeper...MUDZ a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATZ S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATZ are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if we don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATZ Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause we're right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
"Party That Knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!" (To be sung to Doug Stone's "A Jukebox With A Country Song")
After five good years together... Fightin' fer what is Right, We disagreed 'bout Dubyuh... 'Cuz spending's outta sight!! It's that ol' familiar fight, folks... Fed'ral spendin' must come down!! We must fight now fer less Guv'ment... Devolve Power Outta DeeCee town!!
Well, I voted once fer Dubyuh... And FReeper songs I sang!! But I'm startin' to feel like a fool... 'Cuz spendin's growin' again!! So when it's time to vote next Autumn... My support it shan't come cheap... Bush's fooled me once, feel like such a dunce, I swear, need a spendin' FREEZE!! (And I said)
chorus: When did'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATZ spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere that I don't belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
Well, I voted 'gainst Jawn Wahnah... 'Cuz that RINO makes RATZ proud!! But I expect more from Dubyuh... He'll last eight years, I've no doubt!! But we gotta put on spendin' brakes... And fight against Left's slime!! So before you tell Ol' Mud to leave, Cut spendin' fer all-time!!
(repeat chorus) When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment that I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATZ spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere I wanna belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
Sure, folks, I wanna belong... Wanna Party that knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
Mudboy Slim
496 posted on 3/7/2004, 11:51:05 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Dutch's Home!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete WHORE'dz damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATZ derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again... Right claims his grace...we're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATZ're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'... Our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATZ're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is OUR gain!! Right's awestruck...Cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... Let's make that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!! Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, they live in Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!! 'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron... RATZ fear the RightWing's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATZ spin...JOE Biden can't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
"Reagan!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Communicatin' fer what's Right... Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long... But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
Gave The Oppressed liberation... While Dem Leftists just tore you down!! RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!! Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Found humor in ev'ry situation... Yer quips drove DemocRATZ INSANE!! FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!" Heaven rejects Dem Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Created Liberty!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
"Government growing beyond our consent had become a lumbering giant, slamming shut the gates of opportunity, threatening to crush the very roots of our freedom."
"A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist."
During a 1984 debate with Walter Mondale: "I'm not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
In testing the microphone for his weekly radio address, Reagan declared, ''My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today I've just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.''
"Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall."
"Mr. President," TV reporter Sam Donaldson yelled out at Reagan after a 1982 press conference, "In talking about the continuing recession tonight, you have blamed the mistakes of the past and you've blamed Congress. Does any of the blame belong to you?" Reagan responded, "Yes, because for many years I was a DemocRAT."
"Now, so there will be no misunderstanding, it's not my intention to do away with government. It is rather to make it work -- work with us, not over us; to stand by our side, not ride on our back. Government can and must provide opportunity, not smother it; foster productivity, not stifle it."
"Well, this administration's objective will be a healthy, vigorous, growing economy that provides equal opportunity for all Americans, with no barriers born of bigotry or discrimination."
"Above all we must realize that no arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women."
To wife Nancy after John Hinckley, Jr.'s 1981 assassination attempt: "Honey, I forgot to duck."
"I hope you're all Republicans," he told doctors who were about to operate on his bullet wounds.
"Did we forget that government is the people's business, and every man, woman and child becomes a shareholder with the first penny of taxes paid?"
"We do not have a trillion dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough. We have a trillion dollar debt because we spend too much."
"But with these considerations firmly in mind, I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace, to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete."
"Abortion is advocated only by persons who themselves have been born."
"Politics is a very rewarding profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
"America is too great for small dreams."
"We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we can always be free."
20 posted on 6/14/2004, 3:04:44 AM by FBD (...Please press 2 for English...for Espanol, please stay on the line...)
"Hey Quidam!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Hey Porter")
Hey Quidam, ol' Matt Drudge...where you been all this time? How much longer will it be 'til you relink our FReeper Forum, guy? Dude, we're Right...gotta tell yer faithful fans to FReep on down!! Or better still, just ping on in and be "quidam" fer a spell.
El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh...my time's yers each day!! You are the Power and the Glory...help US see the Righteous Way!! Yer 'bout to hit sixty...stay well, Conservatives must toll the bell!! Sir, ask everybody, "Please help US FReep!!" We'll give Dem Marxists Hell!!
(guitar pickin')
Hey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!! Yer ol' heart is pumpin' strong...and you'll haveta cream Left's lies!! I thank you, Dickie C., fer yer servin' most selflessly. Then, we'll start fresh in Year '08, and we'll choose who next shall lead!!
Hey Dubyuh...George Dubyuh...please cut Guv'ment fer me... I need no experts to tell me how much you love Liberty!! Sir, beat that ClintonFear...we'll make Traitor Slick Willie scream!! Right's in the FReeperZone...sir, we'll be Kerry's nightmare dream!!
(mo' guitar pickin')
Hey Reagan...Dutch Reagan...you opened up the door!! When they call fer heroes, I always name you first!! Dutch showed the way, the Goal!! Tell those hero-men I said, "Thanks a lot!!" And we'll bear the load from here. Right's gonna stand and FReep...our Passions boil!! We'll FReep with Righteous flair!!
"Shed Powers!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' JOEY... Votin' fer RATZ Marxist TraitorJOE... Well, JOE Biden LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!! He's a Tax&SpendIt SwampRAT to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals... Must devolve Power to the States... States, devolve Power to the Counties... Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DeeCeeRATZ...Guv'ment desecrates OUR Land!! Folks're FReer 'cuz Dutch Reagan led the way!! Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, Laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!! In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! Trump, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
"Still a Righteous Nation!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")
Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!! I say to myself, "I like this Donald guy..." Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true... But as much as I like Ol' Trump...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!
An embarrassment to this Nation...TraitorJOE!! Running against Hist'ry!! FReepers must retake this Nation... Guv'ment's against the FRee!!
Fools support Biden...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee... Braindead poltroons...I prefer my Liberty!! Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"... But that just ain't Right!! More Power is what Left wants, Nation... Let's FReep...DemRATZ we'll fight!!
I tell ya... America's 'bout Liberation...once again!! Fightin' to make folks FRee!! Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation... Fightin' Swamp's Tyranny!!
(Little guitar jammin' interlude)
So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray... "Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!" Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!! Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!
Seek Justice...fer JOEY!! Carlson, he emboldens me... Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!! It's our reality...Swamp doesn't understand...me.
"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATZ want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know...
RATZ LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATZ LOVE Tyranny... Right loves Liberty!!
Life's not fer Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear bein' FRee?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why DeepState's squealin'!! Socialists deny hope... That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!!
RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATZ LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!!
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATZ're whores!! TraitorJOEY...we're singin' songs of Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, TraitorJOE is pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Carlson knows!! By the way, RATZ LIE and Hate... Left needs Fear...Tyrant WHORE'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Donald knows!! By the way, Swamp's Tyranny...is scathing...Culture War!! Biden's a twirp...JOEZ sold out to Chinese... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
"Lib'rals, Yer Dumb!!" (To be sung to Cat Stevens' "Father and Son")
Libs, it's time to make a change... Yer just dumb...Medyuh's fault... There's so much you need to know. FReep the World!! Save yer town!! If you want, vote fer Biden... But you see, TraitorJOE...he LIES badly!!
All Left cares about is Power, their corruption does not please US!! RATZ're wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!! Left's Medyuh slime...LIES a lot... Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!! FReedom must prevail more tomorrow...righteous dreams are hot!!
Libs, please let Mudboy explain... Face the Truth, reject the Lib'ral spin!! Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!! 'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen... The Right's the way...don'tcha know?! We'll help FReedom grow...today!! We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!
(Nice little guitar breakout)
Libs, it's time you make a change... Justice-bound, we FReep boldly!! Yer quite dumb...Networks' fault... Only schmucks believe Medyuh's "truth"!! FReep the World!! Save yer town!! Tell yer FRiends, "Don't vote Biden!!" Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!
Righteous right, fight with pride... FReepin' fer the Truth is our desire!! Fight's hard...so the Lib'rals ignore it... Come join the Right...help US FReep!! Help US spread our Liberty!! Fer Justice pray!! And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!! I know...DemRATZ don't know!!
Mudboy Slim
122 posted on 9/26/2004, 10:16:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Marxists got no class...RATZ tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the LibertysFlame Forum, Nation, Than we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git out and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Biden, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...OUR Country we'll defend... RATZ retreat, JOEY, you'll surrender!!
DemRATZ faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear Dem Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer JOE... DemRATZ, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Country won't surrender!!" Donaled Trump, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATZ say the fault's ours fer the border dangers... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight... We got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, bold patriots' promise since that sad day in November... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" MAGA Don, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
"Right's All 'Bout TRUTH!!" (To be sung to the Who's "Gettin' In Tune")
Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell!! Sosh'list WHORE'd Right's slayin'... Right shall defend our hard-earned FReedoms!! DemRATZ are just evil Traitors!!
Folks, Right's 'bout Truth...Righteous Truth!! Right's 'bout Truth...now, Right's gonna prove... DemRATZ're FOOLS!! Fight DemRAT TOOLS!! RATZ HATE Most Jews!!
Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say... "We don't want Big Guv'ment!!" And when we hear all Left's LIES, DemRATZ love Tyranny... Left loathes self-empowerment!!
Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!! RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth) RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good) Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!! Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano... Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!! (FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow) FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow) Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Swamp loves Traitors!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Swamp loves Traitors)
Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell... And RATZ Power is reelin'!! We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts... FReedom is appealing!!
Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!! RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth) RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good) Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... We're FReepin' 'til Lib'ralism's dead!! Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano... Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!! (FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow) FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ dreams're narrow!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ dreams're narrow) Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Swamp loves Traitors!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!! Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?! Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for President?! Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?! Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!! Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry... Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATZ nightmares come true... FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!! Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!! We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!! Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!! Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil, Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATZ This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?! Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?! FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!! Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?! Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do... FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!! Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON... Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been, Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!! Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie, Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
"Billy the Kid" (To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")
From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks, Strode a boy with ambition without end. His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind, But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald, With his partner's young wife into bed he slid! His prestige and his lies took that whole State by surprise, The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid! Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal, And he soon put many finer pols to shame. But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul, Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name! Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China, But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down, And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz DemRATZ they're dumb as Hell, 'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
Well, one fine day those scandals ensnared Billy, America said, "String him up for what he did!!" And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in, To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid! Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down, Eventually, even DemocRATZ cursed his name! Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home, Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
From a town somewhere in mid-America, Watched a child aspiring to understand, And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time, As History scorned that crooked man!
1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!! Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?! Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for President?! Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?! Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!! Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry... Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATZ nightmares come true... FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Tools!! Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!! We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!! Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!! Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil, Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATZ This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?! Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?! FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!! Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!! Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?! Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do... FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!! Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON... Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been, Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!! Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie, Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
"American Lib'ral!!" (To be sung to the Guess Who's "American Woman")
Unnhhh!!!
American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee! Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee! Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal Whore, Don't want you to regulate no more! I got more important things to do... Than waste my time hatin' life with you! "Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!! DemonRAT jackass, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee! Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees... Don't come a'bitchin' around my store... Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more... Public Ed can stupidify, But Rush's Right don't believe Left's LIES! "NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay! Femi-nazis, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'ral, said get away-ay! Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay! Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores... Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more... We don't need RATZ welfare schemes... We don't need your class enmity! Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies... The Right will just convict his spies!! Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!! American Sheeple...when will you see?!!
GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more! We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll IMPEACH ya, Clinton! Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye! You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!! Gotta look Slick right in the eye, Tell'im what he's gotta do, "Ya know we'll never leave...'til yer a Prison 'HO!" T-Mac resigns by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?! Slick, yer a frickin' SLEAZE!!
Goodbye, Prez'dent Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Here.til.we're.done!!)
"Holy God is Right!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "Only God Knows Why")
Right's 'bout fightin' fear...tryin' to whup the Left. Biden LIES to hisself...Country must re-find itself!! Justice ain't 'bout payback...it's so RATZ don't come back!! Right says that "Ev'ry man needs Liberty!!" DemRATZ're fiendish Marxist SCUM...we know RATZ ain't Right!! I love my only son...I pray he won't haveta fight!! Right rejects Guv'ment swill...don't need Joe feelin' our pain... Must shrink the Fed'ral Guv'ment till...Lib'ralism's been shamed!! All good FReepers know my game...we'll sing TRUTH way out loud!! Dem Lib'ral folks mess with me... They'll learn the RightWing ain't cowed!! Justice, it's the price we pay... Must reject Left's rot...Make Yer Stand!! RightWing bands and FRee Iraq...whuppin' Commie SCUM!!
Watch the Left's walls come tumblin' down... When they hear our righteous sound!! Yeah...umm hmmm... Donald John Trump Shall Devolve Power... And the FreeWorld shall stand proud!!
FReepers, you know the righteous things we gotta do... RATZ don't understand 'bout OUR Freedoms they eschew!! It's been so long since Reagan's [been] gone... Dutch's been gone, Right's been gone for way too long... Perhaps Right forgot to Cut Guv'ment... 'Cuz Trumpsterz, you know there's more to life than this!! Right's said it soo many times...our wisdom has learned... "You live with bold passion...US patriots'll get what we deserve!!" CreepyJoe, he's LYIN'!! DemRATZ committed war crimes!! RATZ been takin' but ain't been earnin'... Right's been leeched upon for all time!! Folks, it's time we FReep the Country...with our heads held high... We'll FReep on and on...'cuz Holy God is Right!!
Holy God...Holy God...Holy God Loves Right!! Holy God...knows....why, why, why Holy God Knows Right!! Find yerself a Lib'ral, then...teach 'em all 'bout FReedom!! Hey hey hey...
Mudboy Slim (08/13/2004)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Heck...Let's ROLLL!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled. It's been a long time since Right whupped RATZ whore'd!! Ooh, help US get it back, help US get back, help US get back, Mmmm-Patriots, Defeat Left's SCUM**!!
It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long... Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM**!! Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love. FReepers, Let's Act!! Voters Must Act!! Patriots fight back!! Mmmm-Nation, it needs Trump's help!! Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.
Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth streamed 'bout DeeCee blight, RAT-Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!! Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms, Mm- Nation, let yer VOTE help Freedom win. Let it!
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yeah~hey. Yeah~ay~ay. Yeah hey. Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...**SCUM = Socialist Communist UN-American MORONZ!!
1 posted on 10/16/2002, 11:50:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!! Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question... "Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?! Why's JOE still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!! Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!! Fear the Power of the Right!! A question: "Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip? Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Folks...FReedom hearkens... Trump...shall seek Justice!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!! The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off... Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!! Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this... Fear OUR Power, TraitorJOE...no question: "House, it should IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!! Next, We'll INDICT Swamp's Creeps!! Country Shall then CONVICT!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) JOEZ a 'HO!!
"Right's Battle Against Left's WHORE'd!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect the ex-Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!! Lib'rals kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War... Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!! Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...RATZ gotta wonder... How far protectin' Slick they'll go! Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!! The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!! This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!! Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black... The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!! This World is filled with Good and Bad... How shall our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold FReepers taught me so... Fine time fer an uprise... RE-IMPEACH RATZ CHI-COM 'HO!! The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls... Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the FReepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring True Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and nice. We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT... Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it....
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton)
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right lets DemMedyuhMarxists make US their fools!! Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'dz!! Now RATZ're with some of JOEZ Chi-ComBuddies... Treasonin' like socialist shills!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I feel...next, Right Must FReep!! Folks, Truth's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied 'bout by RATZ Medyuh WHORE'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Swamp's VileOnes!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade DemRATZ... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'Cuz US Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all TraitorJOEZ SCUM!! And nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, RATZ Shall Squeeeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied 'bout by RATZ MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Swamp's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep... Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied 'bout by RATZ MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Swamp's VileOnes!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Treason and High Crimes!!" (To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
It's a place your children dreamed of, where great men once led the free... Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat... FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride! But now we've got TraitorJOE sellin' his office... Left-Wing tells US, "Let it slide..."
Well, Biden's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... If you say, "Bidenz Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?! Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though JOE were King. But patriots cannot believe in RATZ, 'Cuz JOEZ sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
"Treason and high crimes don't matter!" Good DemocRATZ fallin' from glory... Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!" Swamp's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
(Guitar Jammin')
Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap... Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped TraitorJOEY! Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE'd, they take up all RATZ time. We'll next CONVICT, then JOE will do his prison time... Right'll force him there!!!
Treason and High Crimes will be proved... Will DemonRATZ follow JOE blindly?! The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!" Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu! Yeah...the Truth'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)
FReegards...MUD
162 posted on 11/22/2002, 11:19:10 AM by Mudboy Slim
"He Was From Kansas..." (To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "He Went to Paris")
He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country... Where Dorothy chased her rainbow. He was impressive...the Senior Class President... In Dover town he did grow. Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens... "What a fine boy," folks would say. 'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'... And eighteen blessed years slipped away.
He went to college, then joined the Navy... And married a teacher named Sue. They had a fine life...she was a good wife... And bore him four sons...what a crew!! That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los... While defending his Country each day! 'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain... An aircraft carrier he did sail!!
Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies... Traded audiotapes ev'ry week. 'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'... And Socialists SLAUGHTER the Meek!! While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'... His kin and his li'l town. And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans... Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.
(Mudboy on harp...)
Now he lives here in Richmond...golfs on the weekends... And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May. Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Church Hill, With his many grandkids he'd play. Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion... Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say, "Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic... And I look forward to every day!!"
He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters... And Dorothy found her rainbow!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)
"Crazy Train!!" (To be sung to Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train")
Crazy Train, I thought we were gonna get wild tonight! All right everybody stick their hands in the air! We love you!
Crazy, but that's how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe yeah, yeah, it's not too late To learn how to love And forget how to hate Mental wounds not healing Driving me insane I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train Everybody clap your hands now come on!
I've listened to preachers I've listened to fools I've watched all the dropouts Who make their own rules One person conditioned To rule and control The media sells it and you live the role
Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame? I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I know that things are going wrong for me You gotta listen to my words...Yeah-h!!
(guitar solo)
Heirs of a cold war That's what we've become Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
Crazy, but what do I care I'm living with something, I don't want to share Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Thank you! Okay! It's what rock n roll's about!
Pre...MUD
347 posted on 12/30/2002, 1:12:28 PM by Mudboy Slim
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemocRATZ are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
Dem DeeCeeRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening Left's bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! LEFT'S WRONG!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast Swamp's Stonewall apart?!!
"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
Folks, it's time to ROCK, RATZ're noisey, you should know!! We'll be yer FReedomWriters... Donald, lead US to the show!! Trump done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!! So, find a Lib'ral dweeb... And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
(Chorus) Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!! Where's RATZ shame?!! Children you ain't, Leftist trools!! Won't you act yer age?!!
Swamp Can Go to HELL!! Lord, DeeCeez such a mess!! It seems that some of JOEZ crew... Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!! Well, the Voters said, "RATZ Can't Take Any More!!" Guv'ment's shamed!! Won't you come and FReep, folks... To beat Ole JOE, our Nations' Shame!!
Where's yer shame, DeepState WHORE'd?! Where's yer shame?! Shootin' you straight, lib'ral girls... RATZ Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
(Chorus) Why Must YOU HATE, TraitorJOE?! Why d'ya HATE?! Tellin' you straight, DeeCeeRATZ... Folks reject JOEZ Reign!!!
(Guitar Jammin')
(Chorus) Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls? Fer Viet Nam?!! Marxists are FREAKS, don'tcha know?! Voters, don't be lame!!
Gonna ROCK the NextAge... Right, Git Ready to ROLL!! We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE... We'll do one more show, just so... Gonna git RATZ a PrisonHome... Won't that be grand?! When up comes parole each year... We're Gonna FReep Dems Again...and AGAIN!!
POWER is RATZ Aim, Lib-uh-rulls... Left, Show Shame!! Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd... Ignorance ain't no shame!!! Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!! Show Yer Shame!! Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!! Don't YOU Join RATZ Shame!!
"Neighborhood Bully" (Written and performed by Bob Dylan aka Robert Zimmerman)
Well, the neighborhood bully, he's just one man, His enemies say he's on their land. They got him outnumbered about a million to one, He got no place to escape to, no place to run. He's the neighborhood bully.
The neighborhood bully just lives to survive, He's criticized and condemned for being alive. He's not supposed to fight back, he's supposed to have thick skin, He's supposed to lay down and die when his door is kicked in. He's the neighborhood bully.
The neighborhood bully been driven out of every land, He's wandered the earth an exiled man. Seen his family scattered, his people hounded and torn, He's always on trial for just being born. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, he knocked out a lynch mob, he was criticized, Old women condemned him, said he should apologize. Then he destroyed a bomb factory, nobody was glad. The bombs were meant for him. He was supposed to feel bad. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, the chances are against it and the odds are slim That he'll live by the rules that the world makes for him, 'Cause there's a noose at his neck and a gun at his back And a license to kill him is given out to every maniac. He's the neighborhood bully.
He got no allies to really speak of. What he gets he must pay for, he don't get it out of love. He buys obsolete weapons and he won't be denied But no one sends flesh and blood to fight by his side. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, he's surrounded by pacifists who all want peace, They pray for it nightly that the bloodshed must cease. Now, they wouldn't hurt a fly. To hurt one they would weep. They lay and they wait for this bully to fall asleep. He's the neighborhood bully.
Every empire that's enslaved him is gone, Egypt and Rome, even the great Babylon. He's made a garden of paradise in the desert sand, In bed with nobody, under no one's command. He's the neighborhood bully.
Now his holiest books have been trampled upon, No contract he signed was worth what it was written on. He took the crumbs of the world and he turned it into wealth, Took sickness and disease and he turned it into health. He's the neighborhood bully.
What's anybody indebted to him for? Nothin', they say. He just likes to cause war. Pride and prejudice and superstition indeed, They wait for this bully like a dog waits to feed. He's the neighborhood bully.
What has he done to wear so many scars? Does he change the course of rivers? Does he pollute the moon and stars? Neighborhood bully, standing on the hill, Running out the clock, time standing still, Neighborhood bully.
"King of the Ho's" (To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...We Shan't Fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!! Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the Ho's!!!
Slick's ceegars sure do stink... Masturbatin' in his sink. Hill'ry's a worn-out dried-up shrew... Bill ain't touched her in many moons!! Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around... Short...and not too big around! Left prays...to their King on their knees... King of the Ho's!!
Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan...and Soddom's Slick's FRiend... Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!! Slick's got his hand out in every town... Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!! I sing...Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the Ho's!!! Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Heads Up...Mudboy Slim
2 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:52:00 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Running 'gainst JOE Biden!!" (To be sung to Van Halen's "Running with the Devil")
Yeah, yeah, ah, yeah I live my life like there's no tomorrow And all I've got, I had to steal Least I don't need to beg or borrow Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
Ooh, yeah (Ahh) Runnin' with the Devil (Ahh-hah, yeah) (Woo-hoo-oo) Runnin' with the Devil Yes I'm, yeah, hoo
Ooh, you know I I found the simple life ain't so simple When I jumped out, on that road I got no love, no love you'd call real Ain't got nobody, waitin' at home
Runnin' with the Devil (Hold on, hold on I'm runnin' ah yeah) Runnin' with the Devil (Ooh ooh, one more time)
Runnin' with the Devil (Oh, yeah, ya-yeah) Runnin' with the Devil (Woo, woo) Runnin' with the Devil (I'll tell you about it)
I found the simple life, it's so simple When I jumped out, on that road I got no love, no love you'd call real Ain't got nobody, waitin' at home
Runnin' with the Devil (Oh, yeah) Runnin' with the Devil (Ah-ha, yeah, ah-ha, yeah, ah-hah, yeah) Runnin' with the Devil
"Here Comes 'The One!!'" (To be sung to George Harrison's "Here Comes the Sun")
Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" And I say, "He's alright!!"
Lord Obama, it's been a long cold lonely eight years... Our Messiah, we feel our fears dry up like tears. Here comes "The One!!" He is OUR sun!! Still I say, "We're all right!!"
Lord Obama, bright smiles returning to our faces... Our Messiah, it's been eight years since Slick was here!! Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" Marxists sing, "We're not Right!!"
Sun, sun, sun, here He comes... Sun, sun, sun, Barry Won!! Sun, sun, sun, here He comes... Sun, sun, sun, Barry Won!! Sun, sun, sun, here He comes...
Lord Obama, we hear the ice no longer melting... Our Messiah, it's been eight years since Slick was here!! Harness the sun...Big Oil is Done!! But I say "This ain't Right!!" Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" We must fight!! 'Cuz we're Right!!
"Hell Is For Liberals" (To be sung to Pat Benatar's "Hell is for Children")
They lie all the time, to increase their polls They tread in the wrong & we pay their tolls Tax ya and spend it, thats their style Yours and mine become one in the same In the eyes of a liberal Because Hell Hell is for liberals And you know that their little lies they will never confess Hell Hell is for liberals And you shouldnt have to suffer to live The American way with your hard earned pay
Its all so confusing, this taxation abusing Youre Stalins prodigy, and we wont let Rush bother you Be a good little Rat and youll be Slicks new toy Tell the people the rumors are true
Because Hell Hell is for liberals And you know that their little lies they will never confess HellHell is for liberals And you shouldnt have to pay all the money you made into taxes & SSI
No, Hell is for liberals
Hell Hell is for Hell Hell is for Hell Hell is for liberals (repeat 2 xs)
cherry_bomb88
216 posted on 4/11/2003, 3:44:29 PM by cherry_bomb88
"Oppression's Wrong!!" (To be sung to Bob Marley's "Redemption Song")
Ohh, pat'riots...Left, they rob US... Bold Right, shed yer chains for whips!! Minions chatter while we fight... RATZ are socialist pimps!! Folks, MUDZ band shall stand strong... As we strike the High and Mighty!! Move forward...go "X"-Generation...triumphantly!! Won't you help US sing... MUDZ Songs of Freedom?! 'Cuz the Right's takin' stands... Oppression's Wrong!! Defeat Swamp's SCUM!!
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement... Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!! Have no fear of sources of energy... Next, patriots gonna break Left's spine!! How long shall RATZ steal my profits... As we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!! Come play, let's be a part of it... Recall the day NooYawk shook!! Won't you help MUD sing... Bold songs of FReepin'?! Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!! Corruption's Wrong!! Oppression's Wrong!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
(BigMan on guitar)
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement... Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!! Woah!! Have no fear of sources of energy... Next, Righteous gonna break Left's spine!! How long shall RATZ steal our profits... As we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!! Come play, let's be a part of it... Recall the day DeeCee shook!! Won't you help MUD sing... Dese songs of FReepin'?! Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong!! All y'all join the Band... Oppression's Wrong!! We sing of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Mudboy Slim (12 April 2006)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Left's Weak...We're Strong!!" (To be sung to Gov't Mule's "So Weak, So Strong")
Left's weak, we're strong... Nothing's forever in Left's Universe!! Promise comfort, bring more pain... Left's weak, we're strong!!
DemFreaks are wrong... Spendin' $Trillions feedin' Power-Lust!! Find yer courage or all hope is lost... Left's weak, we're strong!!
Brave men died defending mud... She "endured" seventeen!! GlennBeck cries...I've seen his spirit blaze away... Ignore RATZ LIES, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, we're strong... There's only one God in this Universe!! RATZ bring darkness...Truth is Right!! Left's weak, Left's wrong!!
(The BigMan freakin' it on guitar...)
Barry LIES...ALL RATZ are stained!! She "endured" seventeen!! NooYawkSlimes LIES to their readers ev'ry day... Lib'rals DESPISE, my friends!! Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh... Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Left's weak, Left's wrong... Obama really LOATHES our Liberty!! Bold lives without Him's what I seek... Left's weak, MUDZ strong!! Left's weak, we're strong!! There's one Messiah in OUR Universe...
(MUD takin' it home on bongos...)
Mudboy Slim (17 May 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Justa Criminal" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Marxists down... FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come... Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff... Bill may need her icy hugs!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Danger's the drug that takes you higher!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the horses of love and lust... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated...MUD
487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Votin'!!" (To be sung to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Lodi")
Been so many years ago, I set out with some goals... FReepin' fer play and purpose...lookin' fer where Truth was told... RATZ got mad, but LeftWing's cursed...we whup 'em with ev'ry tune!! Oh Lord, please give voters wisdom!!
Listened long to Limbaugh...he'd been speakin' out fer US folks!! Fightin' Dem RATpunk fools...damn the LeftWing Medyuh WHORE'd!! Donate yer time and money...win fer the Gip, my FRiends!! Good Lord, Right's fightin' boldly again.
Harris is the Socialist's DREAM...Tim Walz is Chi-Com-trained!! Traitors don't win elections...patriots got cards to play!! We'll march into town, a Far-Right Band...support purveyors of Truth!! Please Lord, Trump needs voters again!!
Mmmm... Trumpsters gotta stand and holler...election must be won!! We'll proudly rise and have our say...and watch Kamala git drunk!! FReedom shall WIN on that day...RATZ, they fear our Win!! Please Lord, grant all the voters wisdom!! Oh Lord, Right must win boldly...AGAIN!!
Mudboy Slim
302 posted on 10/15/2004, 11:28:49 PM by Mudboy Slim
"RATZ Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATZ been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemocRATZ been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATZ, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Mudboy Slim
568 posted on 12/3/2004, 7:37:07 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
"Don't Stop (Investigatin' Clinton)!" (To be sung to Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop (Thinkin' 'bout Tomorrow)")
Hear my words, "EX-President, he's VILE!! DemocRATZ, got'em a sleazy style!" Open yer eyes and hear what I say, "Slick's scandals, they ain't goin' away!"
Don't stop investigatin' Clinton, Don't stop, Slick's Prosecution's near! Liberal lies won't protect Left's Whore... Bill Clinton's gone...Slick Willie's done!!
Why not sing about Billzabubba? Medyuh ignores the things that he's done. Yes, the Left's been foolin' you, Elite's arrogance just belittles you!!
Don't stop trashin' this lout, EX-President... Don't stop, there's no need for fear! Election year's right around the bend... DemocRAT scum, the rout is on!!
(Guitar solo)
All I want is to see Bill IN CHAINS... It won't take but a little while. Right will fight until Bill is through... Treas'nous ways must discontinue!!
Don't stop investigatin' Algore... Don't stop, his guilt's all too clear! We can do much better than Algore... Fear mongering's wrong, Prince Crisis's done!
Don't stop eliminatin' guv'ment! Don't stop, 'cuz Freedom we hold dear!! Future looks brighter than before, With Socialists gone, Big Guv'ments done!!
"Devolution!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
Aaarrrggghhh!! RATZ say they want a revolution... Well, you know... We all want to change the world!! Truth is we need a devolution... 'Cuz you know... RightWing wants to save the world. But Left is all about destruction.... RATZ don't know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Folks, Liberty's our real solution... Guv'ment blows... Devolvin' Power is the plan!! RATZ beggin' fer tax contributions... Left don't know... We're givin' all we can!! If you want money fer sheeple with minds that hate... Socialist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
(pianny & guitar jammin')
Left wants to shelve the Constitution!! Well, you know... Barry's Marxist ways are dead!! RATZ wanna kill our institutions... Still, we know... Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread. But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO... Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!! Folks, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
"...here's my second poem on the Book of Revelation. Hope you enjoy it."
"Beware The Hoofbeats"
Only one could open the book even Angels were not permitted to look the Blessed Lamb was the worthy one He is Yahwehs son
The First Seal
Four horsemen of different color each was given evil power one white, one red, one black, one pale in the beginning they will not fail
The rider on the white horse powered from the Satanic source was given his instruction to bring chaos and destruction
The Second Seal
Then the rider on the red horse powered from the same source will take peace from the earth bringing mankind a great hurt
The Third Seal
Comes the rider on the black horse with balances in his hand speaking of weights and measures to bring famine across the land
The Fourth Seal
The pale horse rider named Death brings with him living Hell with power over quarter of earth bringing forth a groundswell of pestilence and man eating beasts lost souls will be the demon's feast
The Fifth Seal
The souls of them slain for God for whose testimony they trod over many lands to preach a white robe will be given to each
The Sixth Seal
Now comes the devastating quake causing all on earth to shake in fear of the wrath of the Lamb from which no one can withstand
The sun will turn black while the moon turns to blood 'Tis the start of great destruction more devastating than the flood
But those that washed their robes making them white in the blood of the Lamb keeping their faith as did Job they will be able to stand and dwell with Him who shed His blood for the redemption of man
The Seventh Seal
When He opened the seventh seal a half hour of silence ensued for the trumpets were about to sound mankind was about to be bound
"New-Aged Wasteland" (or "INDICT Slick Willie!!") (To be sung to The Who's "Baba O'Reilly")
(BigMan workin' his Les Paul...MUD ticklin' the Ivories...Mongo working the Entwhistle riffs... and introducing "JH2...as Keith Moon, the half-crazed DrummerBoy!!")
For Clinton, they kneeled... Left's blindness revealed... Press won't attack because Slick's "Lib'ral"!! We ain't 'fraid to FIGHT... To prove we're Right... Treas'nous crimes shan't be forgiven!! (No no no no no-oh!!)
Uprise... RATZ're Chi-Com spies!! We don't need Left's New-Aged Wasteland!!
FReepers, make a stand!! We'll spread the TRUTH 'cross land... DETHRONE Dem Liars...Right must become much bolder!! Left's exit's oh so near... Vile Lib'rals quake with fear... Send Slick to Prison, 'fore the Swamp gets yet Bolder!!
New-Aged Wasteland... It's just a Lib'ral Wasteland!! Med'yuh's faithless, my FRiends, Can't you taste it?!! Left's bein' Limbaughsted!!!
FReegards...Mudboy Slim and the RadicalRightWingWhackos
5 Posted on 11/10/2000 10:58:10 PST by Mudboy Slim
"Simple Man" (Skynyrd Version)" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
His Mama told Bill...when he was young... "Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son. My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play... So, please don't do this...you will thank me... Good Guys don't stray!! Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass! Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat. Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love... This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Slick, life is simple...have a plan... Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man. Willie, be a simple, kindly man. Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!
Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold... Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul! Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try... All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Slick, be a symbol...make your stand! Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam! Willie, life is simple...for a Man... You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick said, "I WILL!!"
(Guitar Jammin')
You know the story...Slick loved himself! Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else! Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED! Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand... Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!! Willie, he's a symbol...One World Man! Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!
Willie, you're a simple, Traitorous Man... You are "Guilty!"...time to pay The Band....
Mudboy Slim
454 posted on 11/30/2001, 12:23:47 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Simple Man" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man... Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core! I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee... Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese, And I'm madder'n Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more! Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!" But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!" Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down. Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope, I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope, Hang Left by Slick's Lies and MAKE 'EM PAY 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone thrown their values away, They're livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof... "A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth." Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him, Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, MAN!!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house, I got my 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side! So don't go a pushin' me against my will, I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will, So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by! Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse, For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse, But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness... You just put Dem Lib'rals back on a boat, Send 'em all First-class and make sure they don't VOTE, Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever it suits 'em best!
Folks, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone put their Bibles away... They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof, "A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!" Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him... Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're Term's Hist'ry, man!!
FReegards...MUD
509 posted on 12/29/2001, 3:14:22 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Joy To the World!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Joy to the World")
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!! RATZ just don't know it yet!!** Joy to the world! The Swamp is Dead!! RATZ just don't know it yet!! Let all good folks aid in the Lib'rals' Doom... Help Mudboy and his Band sing... Let Justice the New Year bring... FReep Clinton and Justice the New Year'll bring!!
Ignore Left's spin...RushPower grows... Networks infest our Minds!!!** Ignore Left's spin...RushPower grows... RightWing must show some spine!! We'll fight to break the Elites' Power... Far out, Left's Curse is found... Next, Dems shall fear our Power... Far out, FAR OUT!! Left's Power is DONE!!
Joy to the World! Let FReedom Ring!! Let men their songs employ!!
(Good guitar pickin' by Ol' Three-Fingers Vesuvius...)
Repeat resounding joy... We FReep with Ol' Mudboy... We FReep...we FReep...with boundless JOY!!**
Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace... We'll break Tyrant poltroons!!** Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace... We'll smite thy Left's in ruins!! The Glories of Good Righteousness!! And wonders of Right's Love... Slick Willie whacks his pud... The Righteous Right shall sling Good Mud!!
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!! RATZ just don't know it yet!!
** = FReeperGal Chorus, of course.
Regards...MUD
451 posted on 12/25/2001, 12:58:05 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Try That in a Small Town!!" (Written and performed by Jason Aldean")
Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk Carjack an old lady at a red light Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store Ya think it's cool, well, act a fool if ya like
Cuss out a cop, spit in his face Stomp on the flag and light it up Yeah, ya think you're tough
Well, try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town
Got a gun that my granddad gave me They say one day they're gonna round up Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck
Try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town
Full of good ol' boys, raised up right If you're looking for a fight Try that in a small town Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town Ooh-ooh Try that in a small town
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here... It ain't Right...DemRATZ, they Rule by Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!! DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong... They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds... We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Clinton feels he can't be beat... Media Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...WHUP DemClowns!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!! All ya good FReepers, come help us out!! We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!! Destroy Socialism...let's do it NOW!!
Mudboy Slim (12/29/2001)
1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"LIB-Uh-Rulls..." (To be sung to Frank Zappa's "Valley Girl")
Lib-UH-rals...Left's just Lib-uh-rulls!! Soccer Moms...BrainDead Lib-uh-rals!! Open mind? Fer sure...fer sure... They're the Victim Class...votin' fer Left's WHORE'd!! Are they blind? Fer sure...fer sure... RATZ love... (Like...Slick's a God!!) Lib-uh-rulls!! (Like...Hillary!!) Ig-no-rance!! (Al's Chinos are...like...so bitchin'!!) AlphaGore!! (Isn't Butch Reno...like...handsome?!) Lib-uh-rals!!
(And like there's all these really great News Shows... I, like, LOVE MTV and, like, Oprah, and Rosie. They have the neatest movie stars and stuff and they all LOVE Big Guv'ment... Socialists are, like, just super-super nice... Swamp's, like, so bitchin'...like...)
Publik Skewlin'...their Minds are blown... Just a bunch of braindead drones!! Thoughts're in-bred...Press Bias laid bare!! RATZ gotta whole lotta nuthin' upstairs!!
(Anyway, Slick goes "Are YOU into S&M?!"... I go, "Oh Right, like, could you just picture me in, like, leather teddy?! Yeah, right...HURT ME!! HURT ME, Mr. EX-Prez'dent!! NO WA-A-A-AY!!...[giggle] Slick's like a friggin' LOUT... But ALL guys are Nasty...Left's lucky Libs're all a bunch of ditz's!! Phat Mo' said, "Spunk in my face, Big Creep!!"...I'm sure...)
Medyuh Whores...they're all Lib-uh-rulls!! Leftist Twits...just like WHOREaldo!! Open minds...fer sure, fer sure...Medyuh's... (Left's really sad...)...Lib-uh-rull!! (Like, mean ol' Limbaugh...he's like...)...INDICT Left's WHORE'd!! (He's, like, Mr. BoldTruth...)...CONVICT Slick's Whores!! (Right's talkin' lord, god, King BoldTruth!!)...THIS IS WAR!!
(Right is sooo sure...Right's, like, sooo stoked... MUD, like, listens and FReeps songs and he sings and, like, Stalks Ol' Slick fer his SPIES...he's got class... MUDZ, like, TOTALLY disgusted...Slick's, like, sooo GONE... FReep him out!! Hang Slick with the Truth!!)
Last idea to cross Slick's mind... Had something to do with Chi-Com spyin'... When Slick says, "Kneel!!" RATZ kiss his butt... That makes DEMS all political Sluts!!
To be continued...MUD
350 posted on 01/09/2002 12:14 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"District of Columbia!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's version of Steve Goodman's "City of New Orleans")
Writin' 'bout this District of Columb'yuh... Federal Guv'ment's grown as big as hell!! Fifty stars fer fifty unique Statehoods... FReedom-lovers, we better stand up and yell!! Leftists love their Sosh'list Tyranny... RATZ stain is clear fer all to see... Let's move along...RAT powers can't conceal... Lackin' brains, RATZ have no shame... When Slick calls, RATZ crawl back again... Our Nation needs JUSTICE fer Bill'n'Hill!!
Good Morning, America, we love you!! Hey, won't you know me, I'm a dude named "MUD"... Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!! RightWing songs...Rush Limbaugh smiles when he's FReeped by MUD!!
FReeper wars splintered old FRiends who're now LePers... What was their point?! Now they're just FReeper lore... Hey, I'll post 'bout anywhere just 'cuz I wanna!! But FReeper zeal's got me comin' back fer more!! Bless the sons who capture tyrants!! Bless the sons who fight our fears!! Fight Dem fascists who hate everything that's real!! Dubyuh, SAFE this Nation keep... Rockin' on, the FRee shall FReep!! Folks, the Leftists always fail with their Raw Deal!!
Good Morning, America...we love you!! Ray, cedarswingman...you know UncleShag?! Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!! FReeper sons, fight like you fight when yer home's attacked!!
Right's high in the District of Columb'yuh... States must stand fer Righteous Liberty!! Guv'ment's grown, but we'll shrink it with Dubyuh... We'll git Slick Willie his Justice...showin' Power 'cuz we're FRee!! We fight the Power...we're not feeble sheep!! We FReep 'til the Lib'rals weep... Still, Left's Medyuh shills their Lib'ral views!! Next, George Dubyuh leads 'gainst evil men... We must next RE-IMPEACH Clinton!! Slick's fate's consigned to Dem squeeeelin' prison blues!!
Good Morning, America...I LOVE YOU!! Nation shall know me...I'm a man named "MUD"!! I'm Left's Bane...won't fall fer idiots in Big Guv'ment!! Right must shun Dem Lib'ral LIES 'cuz RATS're Commie SCUM!! RightWing songs shall make ya smile when Ol' Slick is done!!
"Virginia" (Written and performed by Oliver Anthony)
I've been picking on the same back porch since I was just a boy with a dream But daddy had a calf baby horse Went down in the field, running backer and beans
Preacher talk about Heaven, son, it sure sounds nice At least I can tell 'em that I had me a slice Nobody singin' songs about Virginia But sweet Virginia's always singin' to me
Down some old backroads Where the green grass grows Born down in the hills Where the folks on horseback rode
Lordy, I tell the youngin's, when I grow old What the old told me Lord, they don't never sing songs about Virginia But Virginia, she's always singin' to me
I got a lighter and I've got a bowl I know a spot where the law don't go And we can smoke something My daddy never grow back in his day
Down some old backroads Where the green grass grows Born down in the hills Where the folks on horseback rode
Lordy, I tell the youngin's when I grow old What the old told me Son, they don't ever sings songs about Virginia But Virginia, she's always singin' to me
"Dubyuh's Stand!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")
(DR. MonDremo on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)
Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!! And DemocRATZ'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!! Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God... Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!! Dem RATZ fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance... Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France... But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'"... Not chasing the RATZ or Ol' Slick Willie!! And the Libs round here are meek like shadows... Always scair't of takin' stands!! FReep the churches...give RATZ Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!! Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!
The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!! We'll meet next to the White House exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!! Folks, there's CORRUPTION up in the Beltway... Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!! Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our Righteous Fight!! We'll FReep with pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid... Contract's made...We Shall RE-IMPEACH!! Libs trash our wars, trash our good names...suckers fer Big Guvernment dreams!! The EVIL LeftWing shunted...implodes 'cuzza rock'n'roll bands!! That face off against each other out in the street... Join OUR Righteous Stand!!
(Guitar jammin' by CM)
In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage. My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there... But their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!! Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country... Desperate as the Right moves on... RATZ're kooks, but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
(Big Man on saxaphone)
In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep... Bold ensigns fightin' fer what's Right...rememberin'... RATZ Power is lost...fool Lib'rals, they rot... Refusin' to WIN...they surrender!! In the jukejoints uptown, Dem RATZ vile dream is fer Power!! BigShots reckon Power's their God-given Right!! RINOZ watchin while independents're stole away... It's fer the World Right fights this noble fight!! Inside, the FReepers type 'til Big Guv'ment's loast... You see, we're flesh while Left's fantasy!! Folks, the poets 'round here, we shout, "FReedom fer ALL!!" 'Cuz Right stands up fer our Liberty!! So come and FReep fer what's Right...we'll peak fer our moment... The Right'll make an honest stand!! Left's mortally-wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!! The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
October Surprise: Biden DIES of "natural causes", Kamala becomes the Incumbent President, and DeeCeeRATZ "POSTPONE" November election!! Hey...it could happen!!
"NEVER TRUST A STRANGER" (Performed by the Marsall-Tucker Band)
We were ridin' through the flatlands We were searchin' for two prisoners who'd just broke jail Tall one & a lean one Rode a chestnut stallion And the word was from the main man He was mean as hell
An outlaw is a man who never understands A word called danger He learns to shoot & ride as a child And never trust a stranger And he's always called a better man
We chased him to the border All the way to El Paso The ride was long, the ride was hard But the sheriff said, "We can't let him go" He said, "Let me tell you somethin', I been trackin' for a long time They never trust a stranger and they take care of their own
An outlaw is a man who never understands A word called danger He learns to shoot & ride as a child And never trust a stranger And he's always called a better man
Today's man is an outlaw On that long road to freedom You work him hard, you take his pride And then you try to cheat him Then one day you figure out, it's a long, long story An outlaw is a man that takes care of his own
An outlaw is a man who never understands A word called danger He learns to shoot & ride as a child And never trust a stranger And he's always called a better man
"This Blessed Ground!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam. Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it... We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground... He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around... This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now, Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Political fights between The Wrong and The Right... Networks treat us like we're fools. As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck, While sellin' secrets to Commie scum... Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come... To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more. Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret... FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!" It's our turn now, let's show 'em how... To devolve Power, to your hometown.
So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny! I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now... Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea... I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
"Got Issues!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Got Issues")
Got issues, how I wish you saw... Bombastic Lib'ral know-it-all... Votes fer lies and RATZ LeftWing Cause... What's a word like "fair"?! Why that far-off stare?! Yer just sosh'list fools and... What's the word on Harris?! You Big Guv'ment tools...yeah!!
Patriots, we must stand tall... Whup Left's nutty world...help Big Guv'ment fall!! Callin' all folks like myself... To fight fer starts of State-wide wealth 'cuz... "FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!! FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and... Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!
(nice guitar break)
MUDZ "cause" is the RAT-whore'd's fall... Lib-uhh-rulls think they know it all!! Leftists lies since Viet Nam, but... Trust the words I share... Righteous World's quite "fair"!! Dem Leftist goons... What's the word on Harris? Left's sosh'list fool!!
Ain't jokin' 'cuz JOE broke the law... Left ain't Right...RATZ gotta fall!! Oughtta FReep...answer the call... Yer Nation needs you, too...gonna have a Ball!! "FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!! FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and... Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!
(sweet guitar pickin')
Got issues, how I wish you saw... Quite spastic Lib'ral know-it-all... Chi-Com spies and Leftists who pause... RightWing World ain't scary!! Righteous World's quite "fair"...US voters knew!! RightWing world ain't scary!! Sing righteous tunes!! FReep the World...we care!! US voters knew!!
FReegards...MUD
654 posted on 12/21/2004, 1:14:23 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say... "We don't want Big Guv'ment!!" And when we hear all Left's LIES, DemRATZ love Tyranny... Left loathes self-empowerment!!
Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Trump's 'bout Truth!! Fight fer Truth...MAGAz all 'bout Truth!! RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth) RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good) Trump's all 'bout Truth!!
Fight 'til Guv'ment shackles are shed... We're FReepin' 'til Marxism's dead!! Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano... Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!! (FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow) FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow) Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Trump's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell... And Kamala is reelin'!! We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts... FReedom's sooo appealing!!
Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Trump's 'bout Truth!! Fight fer Truth...MAGA's all 'bout Truth!! RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth) RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good) Trump's all 'bout Truth!!
Fight 'til Guv'ment shackles are shed... We're FReepin' 'til Marxism's dead!! Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano... Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!! (FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow) FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow) Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Mudboy Slim
710 posted on 7/27/2004, 3:22:58 PM by Mudboy Slim