Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:346084 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Dutch's Home!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
DeeCee WHORE'dz damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATZ derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATZ're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'... Our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATZ're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, FReedom's just Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!! Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin... Show that Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Swamp's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... Let's make that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!! Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, they live in Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde... By rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!! 'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron... RATZ fear the RightWing's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATZ spin...John Kerry can't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS... But, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
P.S. On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Reagan!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Communicatin' fer what's Right... Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long... But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
Gave the Oppressed liberation... While Dem Leftists just tore you down!! RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!! Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Found humor in ev'ry situation... Yer quips drove DemocRATZ INSANE!! FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!" Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Created Liberty!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)
2 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:29:47 AM by Mudboy Slim (Rest in Peace, Dutch Reagan!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATZ want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know...
RATZ LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATZ LOVE Tyranny... Right loves Liberty!!
Life's not fer Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear bein' FRee?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!! Socialists deny Hope... That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!!
RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATZ LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!!
ScreenRant: "The 40th President of the United States has a new movie about his life, and there are different options for where to watch Reagan. The 2024 movie stars Dennis Quaid as Ronald Reagan, with the film navigating the majority of his life. Whether it is time before, during, or after being the President of the United States of America, Reagan gave Quaid a chance to bring the notable political figure to life. The film pulls from Ronald Reagan's real life and experiences, but it is also inspired by Paul Kengor's book The Crusader: Ronald Reagan and the Fall of Communism.
Dennis Quaid and director Sean McNamara are hardly the first people to bring Ronald Reagan's life to a movie or TV show, as feature films, documentaries, and TV shows have all tackled him previously. While the attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan played a prominent role in previous creations, Reagan is more so focused on showcasing his rise to power and the influence that he had on America and the world as the President of the United States. And with Dennis Quaid's picture-perfect casting, interest in watching Reagan and another movie about American presidents exists."
Limited Showings starting 30 August 2024...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Shed Powers!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Harris... Votin' fer some Marxist from Frisco... Well, Kamala LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!! Se's a California Commie to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals... Must devolve Power to the States... States, devolve Power to the Counties... Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear US, DemocRATZ...human rights Guv'ment Attacks!! Folks're FReer 'cuz Dutch Reagan led the way!! Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, Laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!! In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Trump leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real when Trump retakes power!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! Trump, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Power of John!!" (parody of "The Glory of Love" by Peter Cetera) By Kevin L. Kitchens
Tonight it's very clear, My record's what I fear. There's so many things I have to hide I gotta make up something. Something that those losers will buy.
Sometimes I just forget, Say things that contradict. But everyone knows that I'm still lying. I don't wanna lose now. I could never find a real job.
I am the man who will fabricate honor. I'll be the hero the left's looking for. Married for money. It's not my S.U.V., but I Do it all for the glory of John.
I was in Vietnam. I'm sure you've heard that song. [I wasn't there fer long?] Took a camera so they'd believe me. Faked a few injuries; Shot a running kid in the back.
I am the man who will fabricate honor. I'll be the hero the left's looking for. Three purples hearts; Who cares how I got them, but I Did it all for the glory of John.
On a dock off of Martha's Vineyard, Many, many years ago. Just in time I did save the day: I kept all the drowning hamsters safe.
I am the man who will fabricate honor. Flipping and flopping, which one you voting for? Vote for John Kerry; Though like Lurch I'm scary, but I Do it all for the glory of John.
So what I'm a liar And my pants are on fire, but I Do it all for the glory of John...
Ooo ooo ooo ooo.
I did it for for John... I do it all for John... Teresa's like my mom... She loves her little John...
"Holy God is Right!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "Only God Knows Why")
Right's 'bout fightin' fear...tryin' to whup the Left. Harris LIES to herself...Country must re-find itself!! Justice ain't 'bout payback...it's so RATZ don't come back!! Right says that "Ev'ry man needs Liberty!!" DemRATZ're freakish Commie SCUM...we know RATZ ain't Right!! I love my only son...I pray he won't haveta fight!! Right rejects Guv'ment swill...don't need Slick feelin' our pain... Must shrink the Fed'ral Guv'ment till...Socialism's been shamed!! All good FReepers know my game...we'll sing TRUTH way out loud!! Dem Lib'ral folks mess with me...they'll learn the RightWing is proud!! Justice, it's the price we pay...must reject Left's rot...Make Yer Stand!! RightWing bands and FRee Iraq...whuppin' Commie SCUM!!
Watch the Left's walls come tumblin' down... When they hear our righteous sound!! Yeah...umm hmmm... Next, Donald Trump shall devolve Power... And the FReeWorld shall stand proud!!
FReepers, you know the righteous things we gotta do... RATZ don't understand 'bout our FReedoms they eschew!! It's been so long since Reagan's gone... Gip's been gone, Right's been gone for way too long... Perhaps Right fergot to Cut Guv'ment... 'Cuz FReepers, I know there's more to life than this!! Right's said it soo many times...our wisdom has learned... "You live with bold passion...US FReepers'll git what we deserve!!" TraitorJOE, he's LYIN'!! Harris abetted more crimes!! RATZ been takin' but ain't been earnin'... Right's been leeched upon fer long time!! Folks, it's time we FReep the Country...with our heads held high... We'll FReep on and on...'cuz Holy God is Right!!
Holy God...Holy God...Holy God Loves Right!! Holy God...knows....why, why, why Holy God Knows Right!! Find yerself a Lib'ral, then...teach 'em all 'bout FReedom!! Hey hey hey...
Mudboy Slim
171 posted on 8/13/2004, 12:57:45 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
KAMALAZ got it rough... Swamp's gettin' desperate!! Hunter's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give RATZ many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight Hard...Demand the TRUTH!! RATZ!! Y'all, go screw yerselves!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore Dem's Marxist Press... They fear...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!! Left must confess!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight Hard...Demand the TRUTH!! RATZ!! Y'all must HATE yerselves!!
Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Marx is DEATH!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Voters...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's Hard...Demand the Truth!! RATZ!! Y'all can screw yerselves!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
The division of the human family into its two distinct political branches occurred some 10,000 years ago, when humans coexisted as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.
The pivotal event of societal evolution was the invention of beer. This epochal event was both the foundation of modern civilization and the occasion of the bifurcation of humanity into its two distinct subgroups:
Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so it was necessary to stick close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days killing animals to barbecue at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of the conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting, learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly barbecues and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
An interesting evolutionary side note: some of these early liberal men eventually evolved into women. (Girlie men?)
Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the trade union, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that the conservatives provided.
Over the years, conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth.
Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.
Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer, They eat red meat, and still provide for their women Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumber jacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes, NASCAR drivers, and generally anyone who works productively outside government. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the wild west was tamed and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.
Hence; this brings us to where we are today!
Here ends the lesson in world history.
Well-stated...MUD
67 posted on 9/23/2004, 9:21:41 AM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Trump!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Votin'!!" (To be sung to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Lodi")
Been so many years ago, I set out with some goals... FReepin' fer play and purpose...lookin' fer where Truth was told... RATZ got mad, but LeftWing's cursed...we whup 'em with ev'ry tune!! Oh Lord, please give voters wisdom!!
Listened long to Limbaugh...he'd been speakin' out fer US folks!! Fightin' Dem RATpunk fools...damn the LeftWing Medyuh WHORE'd!! Donate yer time and money...win fer the Gip, my FRiends!! Good Lord, Right's fightin' boldly again.
Harris is the Socialist's DREAM...Tim Walz is Chi-Com-trained!! Traitors don't win elections...patriots got cards to play!! We'll march into town, a Far-Right Band...support purveyors of Truth!! Please Lord, Trump needs voters again!!
Mmmm... Trumpsters gotta stand and holler...election must be won!! We'll proudly rise and have our say...and watch Kamala git drunk!! FReedom shall WIN on that day...RATZ, they fear our Win!! Please Lord, grant all the voters wisdom!! Oh Lord, Right must win boldly...AGAIN!!
Mudboy Slim
302 posted on 10/15/2004, 11:28:49 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RATZ Stain!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing must git ourselves prepared... 'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory... Good folks, you must become aware!!
Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... Fool RATZ been lyin' that "they care"!! But Justice is the cost of our Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
(A little guitar pickin')
DemocRATZ been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor... FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!! Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... RATZ, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!! We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... RightWing, it's time to show we care!! We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory... FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Mudboy Slim
568 posted on 12/3/2004, 7:37:07 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Don't Stop (Investigatin' Clinton)!" (To be sung to Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop (Thinkin' 'bout Tomorrow)")
Hear my words, "EX-President, he's VILE!! DemocRATZ, got'em a sleazy style!" Open yer eyes and hear what I say, "Slick's scandals, they ain't goin' away!"
Don't stop investigatin' Clinton, Don't stop, Slick's Prosecution's near! Liberal lies won't protect Left's Whore... Bill Clinton's gone...Slick Willie's done!!
Why not sing about Billzabubba? Medyuh ignores the things that he's done. Yes, the Left's been foolin' you, Elite's arrogance just belittles you!!
Don't stop trashin' this lout, EX-President... Don't stop, there's no need for fear! Election year's right around the bend... DemocRAT scum, the rout is on!!
(Guitar solo)
All I want is to see Bill IN CHAINS... It won't take but a little while. Right will fight until Bill is through... Treas'nous ways must discontinue!!
Don't stop investigatin' Algore... Don't stop, his guilt's all too clear! We can do much better than Algore... Fear mongering's wrong, Prince Crisis's done!
Don't stop eliminatin' guv'ment! Don't stop, 'cuz Freedom we hold dear!! Future looks brighter than before, With Socialists gone, Big Guv'ments done!!
"Devolution!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
Aaarrrggghhh!! RATZ say they want a revolution... Well, you know... We all want to change the world!! Truth is we need a devolution... 'Cuz you know... RightWing wants to save the world. But Left is all about destruction.... RATZ don't know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Folks, Liberty's our real solution... Guv'ment blows... Devolvin' Power is the plan!! RATZ beggin' fer tax contributions... Left don't know... We're givin' all we can!! If you want money fer sheeple with minds that hate... Socialist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
(pianny & guitar jammin')
Left wants to shelve the Constitution!! Well, you know... Barry's Marxist ways are dead!! RATZ wanna kill our institutions... Still, we know... Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread. But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO... Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!! Folks, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Mudboy Slim (23 September 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"...here's my second poem on the Book of Revelation. Hope you enjoy it."
"Beware The Hoofbeats"
Only one could open the book even Angels were not permitted to look the Blessed Lamb was the worthy one He is Yahwehs son
The First Seal
Four horsemen of different color each was given evil power one white, one red, one black, one pale in the beginning they will not fail
The rider on the white horse powered from the Satanic source was given his instruction to bring chaos and destruction
The Second Seal
Then the rider on the red horse powered from the same source will take peace from the earth bringing mankind a great hurt
The Third Seal
Comes the rider on the black horse with balances in his hand speaking of weights and measures to bring famine across the land
The Fourth Seal
The pale horse rider named Death brings with him living Hell with power over quarter of earth bringing forth a groundswell of pestilence and man eating beasts lost souls will be the demon's feast
The Fifth Seal
The souls of them slain for God for whose testimony they trod over many lands to preach a white robe will be given to each
The Sixth Seal
Now comes the devastating quake causing all on earth to shake in fear of the wrath of the Lamb from which no one can withstand
The sun will turn black while the moon turns to blood 'Tis the start of great destruction more devastating than the flood
But those that washed their robes making them white in the blood of the Lamb keeping their faith as did Job they will be able to stand and dwell with Him who shed His blood for the redemption of man
The Seventh Seal
When He opened the seventh seal a half hour of silence ensued for the trumpets were about to sound mankind was about to be bound
"New-Aged Wasteland" (or "INDICT Slick Willie!!") (To be sung to The Who's "Baba O'Reilly")
(BigMan workin' his Les Paul...MUD ticklin' the Ivories...Mongo working the Entwhistle riffs... and introducing "JH2...as Keith Moon, the half-crazed DrummerBoy!!")
For Clinton, they kneeled... Left's blindness revealed... Press won't attack because Slick's "Lib'ral"!! We ain't 'fraid to FIGHT... To prove we're Right... Treas'nous crimes shan't be forgiven!! (No no no no no-oh!!)
Uprise... RATZ're Chi-Com spies!! We don't need Left's New-Aged Wasteland!!
FReepers, make a stand!! We'll spread the TRUTH 'cross land... DETHRONE Dem Liars...Right must become much bolder!! Left's exit's oh so near... Vile Lib'rals quake with fear... Send Slick to Prison, 'fore the Swamp gets yet Bolder!!
New-Aged Wasteland... It's just a Lib'ral Wasteland!! Med'yuh's faithless, my FRiends, Can't you taste it?!! Left's bein' Limbaughsted!!!
FReegards...Mudboy Slim and the RadicalRightWingWhackos
5 Posted on 11/10/2000 10:58:10 PST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Simple Man" (Skynyrd Version)" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
His Mama told Bill...when he was young... "Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son. My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play... So, please don't do this...you will thank me... Good Guys don't stray!! Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass! Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat. Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love... This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Slick, life is simple...have a plan... Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man. Willie, be a simple, kindly man. Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!
Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold... Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul! Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try... All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Slick, be a symbol...make your stand! Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam! Willie, life is simple...for a Man... You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick said, "I WILL!!"
(Guitar Jammin')
You know the story...Slick loved himself! Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else! Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED! Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand... Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!! Willie, he's a symbol...One World Man! Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!
Willie, you're a simple, Traitorous Man... You are "Guilty!"...time to pay The Band....
Mudboy Slim
454 posted on 11/30/2001, 12:23:47 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Simple Man" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man... Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core! I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee... Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese, And I'm madder'n Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more! Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!" But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!" Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down. Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope, I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope, Hang Left by Slick's Lies and MAKE 'EM PAY 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone thrown their values away, They're livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof... "A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth." Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him, Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, MAN!!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house, I got my 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side! So don't go a pushin' me against my will, I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will, So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by! Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse, For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse, But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness... You just put Dem Lib'rals back on a boat, Send 'em all First-class and make sure they don't VOTE, Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever it suits 'em best!
Folks, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone put their Bibles away... They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof, "A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!" Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him... Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're Term's Hist'ry, man!!
FReegards...MUD
509 posted on 12/29/2001, 3:14:22 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Joy To the World!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Joy to the World")
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!! RATZ just don't know it yet!!** Joy to the world! The Swamp is Dead!! RATZ just don't know it yet!! Let all good folks aid in the Lib'rals' Doom... Help Mudboy and his Band sing... Let Justice the New Year bring... FReep Clinton and Justice the New Year'll bring!!
Ignore Left's spin...RushPower grows... Networks infest our Minds!!!** Ignore Left's spin...RushPower grows... RightWing must show some spine!! We'll fight to break the Elites' Power... Far out, Left's Curse is found... Next, Dems shall fear our Power... Far out, FAR OUT!! Left's Power is DONE!!
Joy to the World! Let FReedom Ring!! Let men their songs employ!!
(Good guitar pickin' by Ol' Three-Fingers Vesuvius...)
Repeat resounding joy... We FReep with Ol' Mudboy... We FReep...we FReep...with boundless JOY!!**
Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace... We'll break Tyrant poltroons!!** Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace... We'll smite thy Left's in ruins!! The Glories of Good Righteousness!! And wonders of Right's Love... Slick Willie whacks his pud... The Righteous Right shall sling Good Mud!!
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!! RATZ just don't know it yet!!
** = FReeperGal Chorus, of course.
Regards...MUD
451 posted on 12/25/2001, 12:58:05 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Try That in a Small Town!!" (Written and performed by Jason Aldean")
Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk Carjack an old lady at a red light Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store Ya think it's cool, well, act a fool if ya like
Cuss out a cop, spit in his face Stomp on the flag and light it up Yeah, ya think you're tough
Well, try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town
Got a gun that my granddad gave me They say one day they're gonna round up Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck
Try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town
Full of good ol' boys, raised up right If you're looking for a fight Try that in a small town Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town Ooh-ooh Try that in a small town
Great song...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here... It ain't Right...DemRATZ, they Rule by Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!! DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong... They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds... We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Clinton feels he can't be beat... Media Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...WHUP DemClowns!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!! All ya good FReepers, come help us out!! We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!! Destroy Socialism...let's do it NOW!!
Mudboy Slim (12/29/2001)
1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"LIB-Uh-Rulls..." (To be sung to Frank Zappa's "Valley Girl")
Lib-UH-rals...Left's just Lib-uh-rulls!! Soccer Moms...BrainDead Lib-uh-rals!! Open mind? Fer sure...fer sure... They're the Victim Class...votin' fer Left's WHORE'd!! Are they blind? Fer sure...fer sure... RATZ love... (Like...Slick's a God!!) Lib-uh-rulls!! (Like...Hillary!!) Ig-no-rance!! (Al's Chinos are...like...so bitchin'!!) AlphaGore!! (Isn't Butch Reno...like...handsome?!) Lib-uh-rals!!
(And like there's all these really great News Shows... I, like, LOVE MTV and, like, Oprah, and Rosie. They have the neatest movie stars and stuff and they all LOVE Big Guv'ment... Socialists are, like, just super-super nice... Swamp's, like, so bitchin'...like...)
Publik Skewlin'...their Minds are blown... Just a bunch of braindead drones!! Thoughts're in-bred...Press Bias laid bare!! RATZ gotta whole lotta nuthin' upstairs!!
(Anyway, Slick goes "Are YOU into S&M?!"... I go, "Oh Right, like, could you just picture me in, like, leather teddy?! Yeah, right...HURT ME!! HURT ME, Mr. EX-Prez'dent!! NO WA-A-A-AY!!...[giggle] Slick's like a friggin' LOUT... But ALL guys are Nasty...Left's lucky Libs're all a bunch of ditz's!! Phat Mo' said, "Spunk in my face, Big Creep!!"...I'm sure...)
Medyuh Whores...they're all Lib-uh-rulls!! Leftist Twits...just like WHOREaldo!! Open minds...fer sure, fer sure...Medyuh's... (Left's really sad...)...Lib-uh-rull!! (Like, mean ol' Limbaugh...he's like...)...INDICT Left's WHORE'd!! (He's, like, Mr. BoldTruth...)...CONVICT Slick's Whores!! (Right's talkin' lord, god, King BoldTruth!!)...THIS IS WAR!!
(Right is sooo sure...Right's, like, sooo stoked... MUD, like, listens and FReeps songs and he sings and, like, Stalks Ol' Slick fer his SPIES...he's got class... MUDZ, like, TOTALLY disgusted...Slick's, like, sooo GONE... FReep him out!! Hang Slick with the Truth!!)
Last idea to cross Slick's mind... Had something to do with Chi-Com spyin'... When Slick says, "Kneel!!" RATZ kiss his butt... That makes DEMS all political Sluts!!
To be continued...MUD
350 posted on 01/09/2002 12:14 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"