Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:336845 Comments:4368
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Cheney's Having Fun" (sung to the tune of Aerosmiths Janies Gotta Gun)
Saddum, dum, dum, Hussein what have you done? Saddum, dum, dum, gonna have you on the run Saddum, dum, dum, Uday what have you done? Saddum, dum, dum, you better run better run
Nah, nah, nah, Nah, nah, nah Nah, nah, nah ..
Cheneys havin fun, Cheneys havin fun His hearts real strong, from having angio plasti done Now he can fight the Dems. Slick hes getting scared. They said when Cheney was elected Hed never live through his term It only made him madder, so now Cheneys having fun Press is running away in shame
Cheneys having fun. Cheneys having fun Told Bush he agreed with him, Now Saddam is on the run Uday is now running too, hes like daddy too They tortured little Iraqis
They have got to be insane The grip that the Iraqis were under, The torture and the plunder Cheney knew we had to stop the reign
Run away, Uday run from the pain, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah Run away, Saddam run from the pain, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, Yeah, yeah, Yeah Run away, run away, run, run away.
CherryBomb88
263 posted on 4/13/2003, 1:11:38 PM by cherry_bomb88
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The WWP was created by the Soviet KGB in 1957, with the initial task of helping the Kremlin create a favorable impression of the 1956 Soviet invasion of Hungary among the trade unions and "colored" population of the United States. It was run by a Soviet-style secretariat whose members were secretly indoctrinated and trained by the KGB, which also financed its day-to-day operation. In 1959 the WWP got its own newspaper, Workers World, which was edited by the KGB's disinformation department. To camouflage Moscow's hand and to give the paper a broader appeal, the early issues showed both Lenin and Trotsky holding up a banner saying, "Colored and White Unite and Fight for a WORKERS WORLD."
By 1978, when I broke with Communism, the WWP newspaper was being secretly edited in Romania under the auspices of the Comintern journal entitled Problems of Peace and Socialism (the English translation of which was called World Marxist Review), which was then headquartered in Bucharest. After the Soviet Union collapsed, the WWP apparently took on a life of its own, as did many other Cold War operations I had been involved with. Currently, the WWP has a national office in New York (55 W. 17th Street) and 18 regional headquarters across the United States, the addresses of which are posted on the Internet. Now the WWP represents itself as a "national Marxist-Leninist party promoting socialism, supporting working class struggles and lesbian/gay/bi/trans liberation, organizing protests, and denouncing racism and sexism." Two of its leaders, Larry Holmes and Monica G. Moorehead, repeatedly ran for president of the United States on the WWP ticket. Both portrayed the United States as a country run by war-mongering governments, and both insinuated that America was full of political prisoners. The WWP newspaper Workers World is also still around and maintains its Cold War rhetoric. Its website states: "We're independent Marxists" whose "goal is solidarity of all the workers and oppressed against this criminal imperialist system." Over the years, the WWP created several front organizations along Soviet lines, such as the Youth Against War and Fascism, the United Labor Action, and the American Servicemen's Union. Most recently the WWP spawned another front called ANSWER, standing for Act Now to Stop War and End Racism, which is run by the same people running the WWP. ANSWER is supported by numerous domestic and foreign Marxist bodies (the Lebanese Communist party, the New Communist party of the Netherlands, the Partido Comunista de la Argentina) and by other anti-American organizations (the Italian Tribunal on NATO Crimes, the Green party USA, the Canadian-Cuban Friendship)."
Communism AIN'T the A.N.S.W.E.R. ...MUD
347 posted on 4/14/2003, 3:50:37 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations... The League of FReeNations!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Proud Americans!!" (To be sung to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Proud Mary")
Left a good job in the city, Workin' for The Man ev'ry night and day, And we never waste one minute we're FReepin', We're fightin' fer The Way Things Ought To Be!!
CHORUS: Big wheel keep on turnin', Proud Amer'cans, FReepOn, brothers!! Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river.
Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis, Pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans, But I never saw the good side of the city, 'Til I hitched a ride on a river boat queen.
CHORUS Big wheel keep on turnin', Proud Americans, FReep fer [yer] children, Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst DemLib'rals. Roll on, roll on, roll on...Let's DEFEAT Kamala!!
If you hang out with the Lib'rals, Bet you gonna find RATsheeple are T'WITS. RATZ'll hear yer worries, if you give Dems money, Sheeple who trust Guv'ment are damned IGNORANT!!
CHORUS Patriots, keep on churnin', Proud Amer'cans FReep forever, Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst Kamala. Roll on, roll on, roll on 'gainst Big Guv'ment. Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst Dem Lib'rals. Roll on, roll on, roll on 'gainst Kamala.
Mid...MUD
415 posted on 4/15/2003, 5:29:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
Partially updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUDZ right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUDZ a FReeper...MUDZ a grinnin'... Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATZ S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATZ are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATZ Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause MUDZ right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
"Always Love You (Like A Good Ole Dog)" (Written and Performed by Oliver Anthony)
Honey, you're like the crack of dawn In the dead of spring When the ground's thawing and the birds are singing Your wild eyes gets my heart to ringing, every time I look And I don't care when I'm an old man What I've got or where I am As long as you're there holding my hand, there Ain't much else that means a damn
I love you like a good ole dog I love you like a muscadine wine I love you like a mud bog back in high school With all my buddies in the summertime I love you like a good ole dog
Life ain't easy on a boy named Sue Or a man bustin' his ass making ends due And I'm sorry sometimes, I let it out on you I thank God that you give it right back And honey, I swear there will come a day Before we're old and our hair's gray We can pack it all up and move away To somewhere in West Virginia Way on up on top of the hill We won't have nothing but time to kill Well, I'll have my hand in yours and I'll be damn sure
I'll always love you like the crack of dawn In the dead of spring When the ground's thawing and the birds are singing Your wild eyes get my heart to ringing, every time I look And I don't care when I'm an old man What I've got or where I am As long as you're there holding my hand, there Ain't much else that means a damn
I love you like a good ole dog I love you like a muscadine wine I love you like a mud bog back in high school With all my buddies in the summertime I'll love you like a good ole dog
Good stuff...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Thunderous Thighs" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee WHORE'd of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams will come true!! Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of Slick's scam... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim
97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Come Together!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... We got Donald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!! We got Tucker newly freed; MAGA folks ain't jokin', Right's got RATZ on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs get whupped at the polls!! Swamp loves TraitorJOEY...RATZ kill little children!! Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks. One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!! Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Left's got zero morals...Swamp's RAT-spine's a crackin'!! RATZ got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!! Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Justice...we got Biden runnin'!! Next, beat Ol' Kamala and that Marxist Timmie!! We say, "One and one and one is three!!" RATZ think folks ain't lookin', but we see Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW!! Fight DeeCee!!
Oh... Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... SlickWillie's WHORE'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Swamp's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!! And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So RATZ tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'... Folks are headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATZ'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep against RATZ sleazy schpiel!! Press rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!! RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Bill's Brazen Lies!!
RATZ, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep Dem "Wrong Ones"!! Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATZ think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or were RATZ always crazy?! They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATZ sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new lies didn't change things... Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Bill's Brazen Lies!!
MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)
325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
jla in "bold" "...perhaps we've been trying to affect real change the wrong way. We always look to change things, or elected rep's, from the top. I was wondering if it might not be a better strategy if we conservatives focus our efforts mostly at the local and/or state level? Maybe we need to establish local roots, then grow out & up from that point. It just still strikes me as very strange that so many folks, good, decent folks, have no rhyme nor reason of what's going on that directly, or indirectly, affects their lives."
The problem is that we've allowed our Country to cede soooo much power to the Feds over the years...think about it, what isn't too large or too small fer the Feds to get involved in today?! Nuthin'!! We need to convince folks on both the Left and the Right that placing all their marbles in the Federal coffers is a bad thing. Fer instance, NooYawk and many of the NE states are consistently paying much more in Federal taxes than they get back from the Feds, so why the heck don't they agree to substantially curb the Fed's reach/tithe and start implementing their beloved Socialist schemes at the State level? If socialized medicine is such a great goal, why don't they implement it at the State level and watch as companies and labor talent migrate back within their borders? Likewise, more libertarian-minded States would gravitate towards less State taxes and less State services and let the people vote with their feet!!
"We conservatives won the ideological battle long ago."
Have we though?! Is that battle EVER fully "won"?! Fact is, the Federal Leviathan is growing at a greater pace now--with a GOP controlled Congress and White House--than it was with Clinton and the DemocRATZ runnin' the place!! Seems Dubyuh didn't get the message of why he was sent to the Oval office in the first place!!
"...we conservatives need to quit preachin', start actin', and own up to the fact that people we've elected are not getting the job done."
Makes a relatively loyal GOP voter like myself start to see the wisdom of the third-party practitioners, doesn't it?! Then again, it seems like we've worked so hard for so long to get the GOP into its present seat of power to cede that power over to the RINOs just now...so how do we get our representatives to do our bidding and start scaling back the Federal Leviathan?!
"Ya know, it's not us that need to be reminded, but our elected rep's, of a little speech given some years ago."
Which one was that?! The Gipper's had so many great ones.
"There's an old man lying in a bed out in California, unaware of anything going on around him. Dubya has campaign posters depicting himself & RR. Dubya had better start owning up to that priviledge."
Agreed...I personally like Dubyuh and respect his guts in sticking to his guns regarding the War on Terrorism; however, he's lost his bearings vis a vis domestic policy. We need to regain that there "Vision Thing" that Reagan and Gingrich had, but Dubyuh's daddy never grasped!! Namely, we must undertake a generation-long QUEST to devolve Power from the Federal Leviathan while empowering States, Localities, Neighborhoods, Families, and Individuals!! Enforce the 9th and 10th Amendments to the Constitution and get the Federales outta the business of controlling every aspect of our lives!!
"So? How many of you can honestly admit you're pleased with the current administration in the White House? This country of ours survived 8 years of the Clintons, it can withstand 4 or 8 more...though it may very well go thru living Hell doing so."
BLECCCHHHH!!! No way I'm gonna sit back and let the HildaBeast win an election and let her and that Rapist BA$+ARD hubby of hers back in the White House!! This battle must be won in the Republican Party, imho, so as to make Dubyuh's second term much more productive--on the domestic front--than his first. I believe our good friend Eric Cantor could be of assistance in this endeavor...and George Allen would probably share our vision...that's a start.
"Ronald Reagan handed us the map...it's only our fault if its course isn't followed."
Yep...we need to let our representatives know why we're pissed off at Dubyuh's Milquetoast Moderate Domestic Agenda before its too late. Between now and November 2004, a new course must be set so that January 2005 will constitute the beginning of our fulfilling a New Mandate...a Reaganesque Mandate!!
FReegards...MUD
98 posted on 9/17/2003, 11:48:45 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Been Fergotten!!" (To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!
"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" "Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!" Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!! We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!! Then, we'll love YOOOOO... Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO... We'll love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!
Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!! Bush, we'll love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh... George, we'll love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!! Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent... RATZ Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!! Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!* ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!" Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son... FReeper denizens, fight like yer young... Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!! Remove Big guv'ment from our site... Left is Dead...behold what's right!! Next, we decide when to fight... Or become a Colluder?!!
If I could tell the World just one thing... It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!" Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital... And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!
We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!! We must gather ourselves around our Faith... Fer Truth's what the Dem Marxists most fear!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what they've sown. Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home... And we shall not be broken!!
Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins... We must remove Left's cancer!!
Yes...heartache came to visit me... But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!! We'll fight...we know we're Right!! For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight. 'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice... There OURS shall go singin'!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!! It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!! Now, you've...gone provoked US!!
In the End, only the Truth matters... In the End, only Justice matters!! I will get down on my knees, and I will pray... You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!! Allah? The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked. Now you've riled us...attacked our home!! Folks, we shall not be broken!! Right shall not be broken!!!
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes. We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart. We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes... We are God's hands... RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!
Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Tombstone Blues" (Written and performed by Robt. "Bob Dylan" Zimmerman)
The sweet pretty things are in bed now of course The city fathers they're trying to endorse The reincarnation of Paul Revere's horse But the town has no need to be nervous
The ghost of Belle Starr she hands down her wits To Jezebel the nun she violently knits A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits At the head of the chamber of commerce
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
The hysterical bride in the penny arcade Screaming she moans, "I've just been made" Then sends out for the doctor who pulls down the shade Says, "My advice is to not let the boys in"
Now the medicine man comes and he shuffles inside He walks with a swagger and he says to the bride "Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride You will not die, it's not poison"
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry" And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky Saving, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
The king of the Philistines his soldiers to save Puts jawbones on their tombstones and flatters their graves Puts the pied pipers in prison and fattens the slaves Then sends them out to the jungle
Gypsy Davey with a blowtorch he burns out their camps With his faithful slave Pedro behind him he tramps With a fantastic collection of stamps To win friends and influence his uncle
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
The geometry of innocent flesh on the bone Causes Galileo's math book to get thrown At Delilah who sits worthlessly alone But the tears on her cheeks are from laughter
Now I wish I could give Brother Bill his great thrill I would set him in chains at the top of the hill Then send out for some pillars and Cecil B. DeMille He could die happily ever after
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
Where Ma Raney and Beethoven once unwrapped their bed roll Tuba players now rehearse around the flagpole And the National Bank at a profit sells road maps for the soul To the old folks home and the college
Now I wish I could write you a melody so plain That could hold you dear lady from going insane That could ease you and cool you and cease the pain Of your useless and pointless knowledge
Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues
"Walk On The VILE Side!!" (To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")
Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... Politicked his way across the U-S-A. RAPED some women on the way... Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said: "Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!" Said "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!! But Huang never lost the Prez... 'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said... "Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!" Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!" And Left's MedyuhShills go, "Doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo..."
Tobackky Al never once gave it away, Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!! Corruption here fer some TREASON there... Clinton's White House is the place where they said: "Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!" Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!! Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene Ted said: "Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..." Said, "Hey Jack, DemocRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
HildaBeast's just fading away, Thought she was VeePee in her day. Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash, Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said: "Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!" And the DemocRATZ go, "Doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo..."
Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (Updated 18 February 2003)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Climb Ev'ry Mountain!!" (To be sung to Marshall Tucker Band's "Fire on the Mountain")
Spread my wisdom around from my Ol' Virginny home... I FReeped amongst the best, then MUD had to roam. Twelve long months there L-Postin' Left to Hell!! They shovel their RATbot spin...so far it's been swell!! Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...worlds we'll liberate!! Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
We were FReepin' and singin' from time to time... Tellin' everyone how proud men, they fought and died!! Bold must FReep, we're like soldiers in a War!! Lib'rals love their sinners...Kamala is their star!! Yes, we'll fight ev'ry Marxist...Freedom's always fair!! Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
RATbot world loves our enemies... Lefty colleges say, "MUDZ vile!! The gutter's where MUD FReeps!!" Men were shot down...Foster's fate was Ron Brown's!! The Just shan't fear Mudboy, but Ol' Slim loves his guns!! Next, we'll fight ev'ry Marxist...show DemRATZ we care!! Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Next, Kamala shall serve as MUDZ prey... RATZ can't see...theirs are souls who could be saved!! Won't y'all just help MUD...we'll have fun and stay sane!! Left is just useless and no- good...Truth's their bane!!
Sang we'll fight ev'ry Marxist...World's we'll liberate!! Fight's on the Hill and the RightWing shall be there!! Climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!! Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!! Righteous shall be there!!
Mudboy Slim (20 March 2006)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Justa Criminal" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Marxists down... FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come... Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff... Bill may need her icy hugs!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Danger's the drug that takes you higher!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the horses of love and lust... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated...MUD
487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
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"CrossRoads!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of Robert Johnson's "Crossroads")
America's at the crossroads...fightin' to stay FRee!! Yeah, America's at a crossroads...Defend Liberty!! Ask the Lord above for patience..."Please, folks, help US FReep!!"
Yes, Iraq's at a crossroads...Left says, "Run and Hide!!" Right says, "Folks, we can't quit now...FReedom's ALWAYS Right!!" John Kerry, yer a poltroon...even YOU must know we're Right!!
We're goin' down to DeeCee...Take some riders by yer side. Right's comin' up to DeeCee...fer our FReedoms, we shall fight!! GOP controls the house, Nation...Fight the Righteous Fight!!!
You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy Willie Slick. You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy Slick the pri**!! RINOZ're standing at the crossroads... Believe Right's weilding POWER!!
Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)
681 posted on 5/19/2004, 1:30:04 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Thinkin' 'bout the time Left screwed Viet Nam... Thinkin' that RATZ might sabotage this War?! RATZ, I'm thinkin' yer just SCUM!! Yer Power we'll disable!!
Right told Berg not to wander 'round in Iraq. Most Lib'rals are just pawns...live their lives in the dark. Lemme tell you 'bout it, Libs...Fox is King of the Cable!!
Left, I told you that the Right is gaining Power... 'Course you'll notice when Kerry goes down!! But RATZ better pick themselves up off the ground... RAT-whore'd, we'll fight 'til Terror's gone!! We'll RE-IMPEACH...we'll bring Bill Clinton down!!
Yooo-hoooo...get up get up...
Yeah yeah yeah....yeah yeah!!
Talkin' 'bout the Swamp...RATZ are gawl-durned fools!! Slick Willie committed crimes...should do jailtime, too!! Slick FRIED innocent life, sent the tanks into Waco!!
Mudboy Slim
690 posted on 5/20/2004, 10:30:56 AM by Mudboy Slim
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If you know someone who thinks that the moniker "religion of peace" still has any merit, please ask them to judge for themselves, the differance between Jesus, and the "Prophet Muhammed".
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Jesus: "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." "Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted." "Blessed are the gentle, for they shall inherit the earth." "Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied." "Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy." "Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God." "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God." "Blessed are those who have been persecuted for the sake of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." "Blessed are you when {people} insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me." "Rejoice and be glad, for your reward in heaven is great; for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you." (Matthew 5:3-12)
Jesus did not once, advocate violence, intead He advised: "Turn the other cheek." Neither did any of the prophets in the Bible, they were never involved in in the biblical battles that you read about.
Not so with Muhammed, who killed over 700 people.
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Now, compare the Beatitudes of Jesus, with words of the the "Prophet" Muhammed:
FROM THE KORAN: "O ye who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians for friends." [al-Ma'idah 5:51.11]
Verses in the Quran concerning fighting and killing for the cause of Allah- Here are but a few passages:
-Muslims are encouraged to be wholly occupied (Sura 2:273) with fighting for Allah's cause. - Allah will give "a far richer recompense to those who fight for him" (Sura 4:96).
- Regarding infidels (unbelievers), they are the Muslim's "inveterate enemies" (Sura 4:101).
Muslims are to "arrest them, besiege them and lie in ambush everywhere" (Sura 9:5) for them.
They are to "seize them and put them to death wherever you find them, kill them wherever you find them, seek out the enemies of Islam relentlessly" (Sura 4:90).
"Fight them until Islam reigns supreme" (Sura 2:193).
"Cut off their heads, and cut off the tips of their fingers" (Sura 8:12).
- If a Muslim does not go to war, Allah will kill him (Sura 9:39). He is to be told, "the heat of war is fierce, but more fierce is the heat of Hell-fire" (Sura 9:81).
- A Muslim must "fight for the cause of Allah with the devotion due to him" (Sura 22:78)
- Muslims must make war on the infidels (unbelievers) who live around them (Sura 9:123).
- Muslims are to be "ruthless to unbelievers" (Sura 48:29).
- A Muslim should "enjoy the good things" he has gained by fighting (Sura 8:69).
- A Muslim can kill any person he wishes if it be a "just cause" (Sura 6:152).
- Allah loves those who "fight for his cause" (Sura 61:3). Anyone who fights against Allah or renounces Islam in favor of another religion shall be "put to death or crucified or have their hands and feet cut off alternative sides" (Sura 5:34).
- "Whoever changes his Islamic religion, kill him."- Sahih Al-Bukhari (9:57)
- Slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush. (Koran 9:5)
- ( the unbeliever)Take him and fetter him and expose him to hell fire. (Koran 69:30-37)
- I will instill terror into the hearts of the unbelievers, Smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger tips of them. (Koran 8:12)
- They should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides. (Koran 5:33)
- "Know that paradise is under the shades of swords." - Sahih al- Bukhari Vol 4 p55
...Please keep this in your files, as a reminder, when you hear about new atrocities committed "in the name of Allah."
649 posted on 5/18/2004, 12:30:40 PM by FBD
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"FReep Dem Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Teach Your Children")
You...must protect yer home... Must fight the folks who want you to die. Let's roll...apply yerselves... Because Dem RATZ promote the Big Lie!! FReep Dem Lib'rals well... Big Guv'ment's hell...must slowly decline. Right feeds...good folks with dreams, This World we'll fix...taxes are too high!! Don't you ever quit the fight...'cuz if we do, Truth will die!! Folks, just stand fer what is Right...and know God loves you.
Yes, you, gotta end Left's fears... We'll whup RATZ rears...'til the Effete resign!! We know Socialists...they are fools... We seek the Truth, not DemocRAT lies. FReep Dem Lib'rals well...Swamp's Sosh'list Hell, we'll slowly decline!! Let's teach Dems 'bout our dreams... Nation, we'll fix...RATZ TREASONOUS LIES!! We won't ever quit the Fight...Reagan told you, "We Are Right!!" RE-IMPEACH Slick fer his crimes...'cuz Jesus loves you!!
Mudboy Slim (5/13/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Freedom is THE Way!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")
Right remains divisible... 'Cuz our thinking's FRee!! I have joined...in many FReeps... Defendin' Liberty!!
Right was born with a righteous quest... Wise hunger to be FRee!! Parents taught, "Never Fear!!" RATZ disspirit me.
'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, Left... FReedom is THE Way!! Sheeple must learn whats goin on... Truth shall win the day!! Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
Walk the walk...stand and fight!! FReedom is not FRee!! Left, it tries...to stoke our fears... Can't just let RATZ be!!
Leftists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!" RINOZ, they agree... RATZ're hooked...on Welfare pay... Thats not Right to me.
'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears... FReedom is THE Way!! Med'yuh dont know whats goin on... Folks, Right shall make Swamp pay!! Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will... Yes, it will...yes, it will... "FReedom is THE Way!!"
Mudboy Slim
117 posted on 5/27/2004, 6:09:02 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"