Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:344399 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Obama Tune!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell US, what's the deal with Big Guv? Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!! If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, Then Sosh'lists shall rule!!
Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch? If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, Then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah David Axelrod, he wears a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, Then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Sosh'lists shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, Then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Murder Most Foul" (Written and performed by Bob Dylan)
Twas a dark day in Dallas, November '63 A day that will live on in infamy President Kennedy was a-ridin' high Good day to be livin' and a good day to die Being led to the slaughter like a sacrificial lamb He said, "Wait a minute, boys, you know who I am?" "Of course we do. We know who you are" Then they blew off his head while he was still in the car
Shot down like a dog in broad daylight Was a matter of timing and the timing was right You got unpaid debts we've come to collect We're gonna kill you with hatred, without any respect We'll mock you and shock you and we'll put it in your face We've already got someone here to take your place The day they blew out the brains of the king Thousands were watching, no one saw a thing
It happened so quickly, so quick, by surprise Right there in front of everyone's eyes Greatest magic trick ever under the sun Perfectly executed, skillfully done Wolfman, oh wolfman, oh wolfman howl Rub-a-dub-dub, it's a murder most foul
Hush, little children, you'll understand The Beatles are comin', they're gonna hold your hand Slide down the banister, go get your coat Ferry 'cross the Mersey and go for the throat There's three bums comin' all dressed in rags Pick up the pieces and lower the flags I'm going to Woodstock, it's the Aquarian Age Then I'll go to Altamont and sit near the stage
Put your head out the window, let the good times roll There's a party going on behind the Grassy Knoll Stack up the bricks, pour the cement Don't say Dallas don't love you, Mr. President Put your foot in the tank and step on the gas Try to make it to the triple underpass Blackface singer, whiteface clown Better not show your faces after the sun goes down
Up in the red light district, like a cop on the beat Living in a nightmare on Elm Street When you're down in Deep Ellum, put your money in your shoe Don't ask what your country can do for you Cash on the ballot, money to burn Dealey Plaza, make a left-hand turn I'm going down to the crossroads, gonna flag a ride The place where faith, hope, and charity died
Shoot him while he runs, boy, shoot him while you can See if you can shoot the invisible man Goodbye, Charlie, goodbye, Uncle Sam Frankly, Miss Scarlett, I don't give a damn What is the truth, and where did it go? Ask Oswald and Ruby, they oughta know "Shut your mouth, " said the wise old owl Business is business, and it's a murder most foul
Tommy, can you hear me? I'm the Acid Queen I'm riding in a long, black Lincoln limousine Riding in the backseat next to my wife Heading straight on in to the afterlife I'm leaning to the left, I've got my head in her lap Hold on, I've been led into some kind of a trap Where we ask no quarter, and no quarter do we give We're right down the street from the street where you live
They mutilated his body, and they took out his brain What more could they do? They piled on the pain But his soul was not there where it was supposed to be at For the last fifty years they've been searchin' for that Freedom, oh freedom, freedom over me I hate to tell you, mister, but only dead men are free Send me some lovin', tell me no lie Throw the gun in the gutter and walk on by
Wake up, little Susie, let's go for a drive Cross the Trinity River, let's keep hope alive Turn the radio on, don't touch the dials Parkland hospital, only six more miles You got me dizzy, Miss Lizzy, you filled me with lead That magic bullet of yours has gone to my head I'm just a patsy like Patsy Cline Never shot anyone from in front or behind
I've blood in my eye, got blood in my ear I'm never gonna make it to the new frontier Zapruder's film I seen night before Seen it 33 times, maybe more It's vile and deceitful, it's cruel and it's mean Ugliest thing that you ever have seen They killed him once and they killed him twice Killed him like a human sacrifice
The day that they killed him, someone said to me, "Son The age of the Antichrist has just only begun" Air Force One coming in through the gate Johnson sworn in at 2:38 Let me know when you decide to throw in the towel It is what it is, and it's murder most foul
What's new, pussycat? What'd I say? I said the soul of a nation been torn away And it's beginning to go into a slow decay And that it's 36 hours past Judgment Day Wolfman Jack, he's speaking in tongues He's going on and on at the top of his lungs Play me a song, Mr. Wolfman Jack Play it for me in my long Cadillac
Play me that "Only the Good Die Young" Take me to the place Tom Dooley was hung Play St. James Infirmary and the Court of King James If you want to remember, you better write down the names Play Etta James, too, play "I'd Rather Go Blind" Play it for the man with the telepathic mind Play John Lee Hooker, play "Scratch My Back" Play it for that strip club owner named Jack Guitar Slim going down slow Play it for me and for Marilyn Monroe
Play, "Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" Play it for the First Lady, she ain't feeling any good Play Don Henley, play Glenn Frey Take it to the limit and let it go by Play it for Karl Wirsum, too Looking far, far away at Down Gallow Avenue Play tragedy, play "Twilight Time" Take me back to Tulsa to the scene of the crime
Play another one and "Another One Bites the Dust" Play "The Old Rugged Cross" and "In God We Trust" Ride the pink horse down that long, lonesome road Stand there and wait for his head to explode Play "Mystery Train" for Mr. Mystery The man who fell down dead like a rootless tree Play it for the Reverend, play it for the Pastor Play it for the dog that got no master
Play Oscar Peterson, play Stan Getz Play "Blue Sky", play Dickey Betts Play Art Pepper, Thelonious Monk Charlie Parker and all that junk All that junk and "All That Jazz" Play something for the Birdman of Alcatraz Play Buster Keaton, play Harold Lloyd Play Bugsy Siegel, play Pretty Boy Floyd
Play the numbers, play the odds Play "Cry Me A River" for the Lord of the gods Play Number 9, play Number 6 Play it for Lindsey and Stevie Nicks Play Nat King Cole, play "Nature Boy" Play "Down In The Boondocks" for Terry Malloy Play "It Happened One Night" and "One Night of Sin"
There's twelve million souls that are listening in Play "Merchant of Venice", play "Merchants of Death" Play "Stella by Starlight" for Lady Macbeth Don't worry, Mr. President, help's on the way Your brothers are coming, there'll be hell to pay Brothers? What brothers? What's this about hell? Tell them, "We're waiting. Keep coming, " we'll get them as well
Love Field is where his plane touched down But it never did get back up off the ground Was a hard act to follow, second to none They killed him on the altar of the rising sun Play "Misty" for me and "That Old Devil Moon" Play "Anything Goes" and "Memphis in June" Play "Lonely At the Top" and "Lonely Are the Brave" Play it for Houdini spinning around in his grave
Play Jelly Roll Morton, play "Lucille" Play "Deep In a Dream", and play "Driving Wheel" Play "Moonlight Sonata" in F-sharp And "A Key to the Highway" for the king on the harp Play "Marching Through Georgia" and "Dumbarton's Drums" Play darkness, and death will come when it comes Play "Love Me Or Leave Me" by the great Bud Powell Play "The Blood-stained Banner", play "Murder Most Foul"
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Sometimes, I feel Swamp's Fear of... RATZ Implosion...Then I Cheer!! And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks... Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!
Reject the Medyuh Whore'd!! Willie seemed to have a Faint, Shallow Mass Appeal!! But lately I am beginning to find that I... Should be the one making Slick squeeeeeeal!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!! Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there... RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Oh yes I...decide to waiver my Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!! Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine... And Fight Left's WHORE'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!
Right Must Defeat Left's Whore'd!! Justice seems to be the way... That Tyranny can be brought down!! Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that When we fight to win...God's Light Joins OURS!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!! Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there... RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?! Let's IMPEACH RATZ Slime!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!! Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there... RATZ, BEWARE!!!!
"Gimme Free Stuff!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Three Steps")
Oooh...
Left's been suckin' on mud...gettin' screwed by Big Guv... Tell the World, Right is not fooled!! When yer workin' this Land...when yer shovelin' some sand... You won't be beggin' from YouKnowHoo!! I said, "Hey there, Yella, you effeminate fella... You Big Government TOOL!! Boy, that's my take-home pay, my tax dollars you waste... I refuse to be yer fool!!" RATZ said, "EX-cuuuze, me..."
(Mini FreakJam ensues...)
RATZ are scared...they're fearing that we're Right... Left is shakin' 'cuz they hate being free!! Make Guv'ment lean'n'clean...Big is BAD, boyz!! Pointin' their guns at me!! I sang, "Wait a minute, Lib'rals, you didn't even thank US... You think Ron Reagan's a FOOL?! All DemRATZ, they can blow me, as Right fights to stay free... Still, Left's beggin' fer food!!"
[Lib'ral weanie voice] Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister... Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!! [Mud's husky voice] Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral... 'Cuz yer a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! Fer sure...
(Real FReakJam ensues...)
Well, Left's clouds cleared away...the Right began to pray... 'Cuz BigGuv'ment's fightin' wars!! We're all Fortunate Sons...livin' life on the run... 'Cuzza troops...they're protectin' yers!! Slick'll burn...we'll freep at Lib'ral fools... Dem RATZ we'll break...fight from shore to shore... Folks, you shall hear MUD freepin' from miles away... 'Cuz Right is headed for something more!!
[Lib'ral weanie voice] Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister... Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!! [Mud's husky voice] Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral... Yer just a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! For sure...
Bite me, you RAT-whores....
Mudboy Slim (2 March 2006)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World... They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!! Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies... I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look... But I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATZ, they're pretty funny... They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'... They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Marxists home...
LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!! Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars... Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say... WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers... First step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Mudboy Slim
615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Mac-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond!!" (To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond, He was lookin' for some votes to steal, He was in a bind 'cuz RATZ're always lyin', And he was willin' to make a deal! Then he came across this young man, Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot... Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump, And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what... Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too, And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Marxist his due... I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin... But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus) Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard, 'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard. And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold, But if you lose, Dem Lib'rals get your soul.
Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!" Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow... And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an Evil hiss! The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said, "Well, yer pretty good, Vile One, But sit down in that chair right there, And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum... Slick's sold us out to the China-men! Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores, Marxist BASSturds gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat, And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet. Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again, I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!! Willie sold his soul to the Evil One! Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore, Medyuh's whinin', "Who couldda known?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Already Gone!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... And Rush said, "RATZ're gonna put JOE on the shelf!! But let me tell you...MUDZ got some news for you... And you'll soon find out Right's True... 'Cuz JOEZ gonna haveta live his life in a JailCell!!
'Cuz JOEZ already gone... And Right's feelin' strong!! MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs... Woo, hoo, hoo, woo, hoo, hoo!!
This "Prez'dent" fer whom RATZ voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!! Just remember this, Lib'rals, when ya listen to those who LIE... They can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)
And Left's already done... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... Woo, hoo, hoo, woo, hoo, hoo!!!
Country knows it was YOU FOOLS who gave JOE Power... Biden knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!! So often times it happens that RATZ live yer lives in chains... And they never even knew we have the key!!
But me, I'm already gone!! And I'm feelin' strong!! Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song... 'Cuz JOEZ Already Gone!!
Yes, RATZ're already done... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... 'Cuz JOEZ already gone!!
Yes, Slick's already buggered... Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!! All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
295 posted on 12/29/2002 12:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Kerry's Party!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet... Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!! 'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up... 'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!! Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!! She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"... Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!! Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... They got great minds...and they know how to teach!! There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!! John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real... Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!! Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!! You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"... Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!! Hey, Hill'ry, why you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!! Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!" Tell Dem Marxists down in Central Park... And all you politicos who're missin' the mark... Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?! Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 2/23/2004, 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"SlickWillie FOOLS!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "BellBottom Blues")
SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight... Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!! And FReepers shall choose...a rage to ignite... It shall be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!
Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let Slick git away!! Right SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
Left's all Wrong, but we're alRight!! OUR Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm... RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win the Fight!! Lib'rals best git usedta LOSIN'!!
Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let Slick git away!! Truth SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In Slick's Cell, that boyz filled with HATE!!
(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)
Are ya gonna Help US Win the Culture War?!! ARE YOU?!! Are ya gonna TEACH Libs ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let Slick git away!! Right SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! RATZ're DOLTS...but Left's Minds We'll Save!!
SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!" We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"... And when we do, don't act surprised... When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOOOOOH!!
FReepers Gonna Help US Win the Culture War!! Are YOU?!! Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We can't let Slick git away!! Right SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! Slick's a BUM...Young girls Bill RAPES!! We Shan't Let RacistWillie Skate!! RATZ, yer dumb...but Slick's a Snake!!
"Right Still Hasn't Found What We're Lookin' For!!" (To be sung to U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For")
I have rhymed...fightin' sosh'lists... Right has come to believe... Lowly shall see the Truth... Voters shall see the Truth!!
R-RINO** scum, you are WRONG!! RightWing's fate inside a song... Inside a song... Patriots shall sing the Truth!!
Folks, Right still hasn't found what we're looking for... We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!
Right-Wing's pissed...give a rip!! Liberty is "in"...honor the Gip!! Freedom's on fire... An omnidesire!!
LeftWing's broke...Commie scum is dang'rous... Big Guv'ment's the Hand of the Devil!! We shall swarm from the Right... We shall rock, we shall roll!!
Folks, Right still hasn't found what we're looking for... We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!
I believe that our Freedom's won... Do unto others 'cuz Freedom has come!! Freedom is won!! Hell yes!! Right's oncoming!!
We broke our bonds 'cuz our... Truth shall reign!! RATZ fear the Cross... Leftwing shame... RATbotz' lame!! You better believe it!!
Folks, Right still hasn't found what we're looking for... We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!! We'll devolve Guv'ment Power...won't forsake the Poor. We gots friends in the House...let's commence the war!!
Mudboy Slim (2006-06-07)
BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"More Than $2 Trillion!!" (To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone... RATZ have no future...with Jean Kerry!! Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong... Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!) RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away... We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
So many FReepers have come and gone... Their mem'ry fades as the years go by. Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh... Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!) RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away... High time that Conservatives win the day!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
When I'm tired and feelin' old... I think about Reagan, who saved the day!! And dream of the men who used to know... If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!! DemRATZ should pay!! Right must hold sway!!
The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!) Folks, we've heard RATZ ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!) The RightWing needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Till we see KerryMan slink away... We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
The drumbeat continues...MUD
1 posted on 3/17/2004, 1:38:56 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
(spoken "2-3-4")
All these lies we've been fed... Left says we shouldn't care. RINOZ] all say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!" Folks laugh, they think we're playin'... FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes... But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!
Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!! It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country... C'mon Sheeple, let's Kick A$$ on Dem Elites!!
Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'... Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)
Like to see Left's RAPIST git what's coming... Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!! Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON... Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it... Show DemRAT fools We're Right and They Are Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!
(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim) A E D (played 4x) (back to G)
Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! But the things Left write about US prove they're Slick's WHORE'd!! You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland... But RATZ'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it... Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!! 'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me and mine refute Swamp's Scum!!
FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! Folks, help me and mine Topple Left's Scum.
FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Hell's In JOEZ Mirror!!" (To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Load up on puns, my rightwing FRiends... We shall not lose this Culture War!! Right's victory is pre-ordained... Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're allRight now...we're not dangerous. Fear our throng, though...we're educated!! Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!! Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what JOE does best... And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!! Our MAGA group has always been... And always will 'til DeepState's death!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!! It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!! Here Right is now...entertaining!! All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)
We shan't fergit...Swamp's such a waste!! Hell yeah...we'll whup RATZ by a mile!! Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind... Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!! Hear my songs now...educatin'!! Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous... We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!! Devolve Power...to the States, folks... It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!
Kerry...yer crazy believin' yer homeboys... John Kerry's...crazy believin' Left's "news"!! John knew...SlickWillie's The One Dem RATZ Wanted!! And that someday...Slick'll beat him like yesterday's gruel!!
Kerry...why do you think yerself worthy?! Prez'dents...must see the World via Truth!! Ohhh...Kerry, yer drinkin' the good stuff...be BOLD, fool!! Left's crazy fer buyin' Hanoi John's vile lyin'... And Left's crazy to love Klintoon...ah ah ahh...
Kerry...was thinkin' that Dean's love would lift him... John Kerry's a'lyin', but US Voters ain't buyin'... Yes, "BEAT KERRY!!"'s the Golden Rule!!
Mudboy Slim
8 posted on 04/26/2004 9:42:10 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Justa Criminal" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisself] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come... Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff... Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...RATZ're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Danger's the drug that takes you higher!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the horses of love and lust... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh's...Marxist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated today...MUD
487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Right is Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")
Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say... RATZ walk down the street pushin' good folks outta their way... Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys... Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!! Folks, the Right is right!!
The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!! Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"
The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much... We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!! Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's tools... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!! Right's not fools, but Donald, will you walk the line?!! And face that Right is Right!! Yes, Right is Ri-i-i- i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
Woah-woah... Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right... Yes, we would, Darlin'... We know the sleaziness the Left must hide... Left, they're fools, America...RATZ're foolhardy... Yes, they are, Nation!!
(Musical interlude)
Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain... HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst JOEZ stain?!! It's a long, stark campaign and JOE Biden's lyin'!! Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz RATZ been spyin'!! We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!! MAGA says, "Stand and Fight!!" The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!! You can't fergit that Right is Right!!
FReegards...MUD
274 posted on 5/9/2004, 12:11:06 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Trumpsterz Got Faith!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith")
One...two...three...four...
Lately Right's been running on Faith... Searchin' fer Justice and Truth. But our World will be Right... When Donald sings our tune.
Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep... Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray. Protect the World from Swamp's slime... Please, Donald, join the fray!!
Right's always been... Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay. Seems like right now... Right's found a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!
Then we'll go running on faith... All of Right's dreams shall come true!! All the world will be Right... When Trumpsterz loath Big Guv'ment, too!!
(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)
Right's always been... One to fight fer that fer which we pray!! Seems like right now... We've found a Prez who fights...'gainst Tyranny!!
Won't believe Pubbies on faith... All of Right's dreams shall come true!! Lead the world 'cuz we're Right... Donald Trump, you can join US, too!! Yes, you can... And Rush shall support you... Then Sean shall support you... And Tucker shall support you... All of Right's dreams shall come true... The Right shall support you... Truth shall see you thru...
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 5/21/2004, 1:31:49 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReep Dem Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Teach Your Children")
You...must protect yer home... Must fight the Swamp...don't care if you die. Let's roll...apply yerselves... Because Dem RATZ promote their Big Lies!! FReep Dem Lib'rals well... Big Guv'ment's hell...must slowly decline. Right feeds...good folks with dreams, This World we'll fix...taxes are too high!! Don't you ever quit the fight...'cuz if we do, Truth will die!! Folks, just stand fer what is Right...and know God loves you.
Yes, YOU, gotta end Left's fears... We'll whup RATZ rears...'til the Effete resign!! We know Socialists...they are fools... We seek the Truth, not DemocRATZ lies. FReep Dem Lib'rals well...their Sosh'list Hell, we'll slowly decline!! Let's teach Dems 'bout our dreams... Nation, we'll fix...JOEZ TREASONOUS LIES!! We won't ever quit the Fight...Reagan told US, "We Are Right!!" We'll Convict RATZ fer their crimes...'cuz Jesus loves you!!
Mudboy Slim (5/13/2004)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Here is what we know for sure about Ron Brown's last days:
To protect his son Michael from prison, Ron Brown threatened to expose the White House's yet unrevealed Asian fund-raising scheme, in which Brown played a major role. Just weeks before his death, Brown started going to church for the first time in his life. He was scared for his life and that of his confidante Hill.
The Croatian government insisted on a Dubrovnik stop an unprecedented 36 hours before Brown's scheduled landing. The Air Force called Brown's pilot's nearly two-mile deviation into a Croatian hillside "inexplicable." No aircraft had ever drifted inland before at that airport. The AWACS data suggests sabotage of the ground-based navigation system, a line of inquiry that the Air Force was not allowed to pursue.
For the first time ever on friendly soil, the White House ordered the Air Force to skip the "safety" phase of the investigation and move directly to the "accident" phase. There would be no consideration other than accident, even though this airport was near the Bosnian border and in a potential hot-fire zone.
Three days after the crash and two days before his scheduled interview by the Air Force, the Croatian responsible for the airport's navigation system was found with a bullet hole in his chest. A day later, every pathologist who viewed Brown's body concluded that his head wound, at the very least, looked like a bullet hole. In a decision that reached the White House, there would be no autopsy. The Brown family was not informed. Nor was there any forensic testing or a search for an exit wound. The head x-rays, that showed a possible "lead snowstorm" were destroyed. Officially, they were lost.
The three Armed Forces pathologists and the forensic photographer who blew the whistle on this case had their careers destroyed. In silencing these dissidents, the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology brass assured the public that Brown died of "multiple blunt force injuries" like the others. The death certificate says otherwise. It notes that Brown died of "blunt force injuries to the head." He was the only one of the 35 victims to have a reported head wound.
The Croatian neo-fascist strongman, Franjo Tudjman, who had feared a trip to the Hague as a war criminal, ended up a week after the election at the Walter Reed Army Hospital to have his cancer treated. His son, Miroslav, investigated the death of the navigation chief and ruled it a suicide.
If this were not enough, Brown had gone to Croatia to broker a sweetheart deal between Tudjman and the Enron Corporation. The Enron execs took their own plane. All criminal charges against Michael Brown were dropped save for a campaign violation wrist slap. Today, incredibly, he is vice chairman of finance for the Democratic National Committee. To keep Nolanda Hill quiet, the Clinton Justice Department indicted and incarcerated her on tax charges.
Without an autopsy or a serious inquiry into the plane crash, there will be no closure on Ron Brown's death."
AG John Ashcroft is a gutless weanie fer refusing to hold the Clintonoids responsible fer their crimes...MUD
107 posted on 5/26/2004, 9:45:23 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Reagan!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Communicatin' fer what's Right... Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long... But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
Gave the Oppressed liberation... While Dem Leftists just tore you down!! RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!! Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Found humor in ev'ry situation... Yer quips drove DemocRATZ INSANE!! FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!" Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Created Liberty!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by leading Right!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"