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Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..."
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Black XVI
URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts
Published: Oct 18, 2021
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim
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Comments: 3560
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
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"Ol' Waco" Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... La la la la la la la la... Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must cast Slick down!!! Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Mudboy Slim 82 posted on 8/7/2002, 10:31:22 AM by Mudboy Slim
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... RATZ, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin' to find a Hero?!! Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh. We're rollin'... Ahhh~oooh~ohh. Mudboy Slim 7 posted on 10/17/2002, 12:25:42 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Simple Man!!" His Mama told Bill...when he was young... Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass! Slick, life is simple...have a plan... Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold... Slick, be a symbol...make your stand! Slick said, "I WILL!!" (The BigMan, Disco, and Mordecai Brown lettin' loose like nobody's bidness...) You know the story...Slick loved hisself! Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand... Willie, you're a simple, real awful man... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 07/02/1999 06:05:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Tyranny" At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Tyranny Woke and RATZ Shall Pay!!!!! Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy. Tyranny's Woken...Whup RATZ Today!! Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard. FReegards...MUD 5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"Dubyuh's Stand!!" (J-dog on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!) Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!! Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATZ or Ol' Slick Willie!! The 4um gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!! (Guitar jammin' by the Big Man) In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage. (SlickWillie impersonator on saxaphone) In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts freep... HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh... Mudboy Slim (12/26/03) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
"Bow-Legged Lib'ral!!" Well, RATZ think it's the new Camelot... Left's odder than Dem 60's freaks... All you FReepers hear me...let's take a stand... You Dittoheads hear me...gonna make our stand... Right's gonna win this with our Truth... Liberty defines our tunes... Yes, you and me, Nation...gonna make our stand... Yes, you hear me, Barry...MUDZ righteous band... RATZ fakin' like Obama's... Left's odder than Dem 60's freaks... Yes, you and me, Nation...gonna make our stand... Yes, you hear me, Barry...MUDZ righteous band... Mudboy Slim (17 July 2008)
[Verse 1] [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] [Verse 2] [Verse 3] [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] [Outro] Local Boy Makes Good...MUD
I've been pickin' on the same backboard since Down some old backer roads I've got a lighter, I've got a bowl Down some old backer roads Good stuff...MUD
Appalachian singer and songwriter, Oliver Anthony has struck a chord with his plaintive ballad, “Rich Men North of Richmond,” which remains No. 1 on iTunes. The song caused the incurable weenies at Rolling Stone to suffer a major fit of cognitive dissonance. Here was a real country boy with nothing but a $650 guitar (Gretsch G9220 Bobtail Round-neck Mahogany Body Resonator) and microphone, with no recording studio, singing a song that instantly resonated with millions of people. The single’s release and stunning reception may be one of the most extraordinary events in American recording industry history. In response, Rolling Stone senior editor and country columnist, Joseph Hudak, reported: Right-Wing Influencers Just Found Their Favorite New Country Song In “Rich Men North of Richmond,” a singing farmer in Virginia blasts high taxes and obese people on welfare, and even appears to allude to Jeffrey Epstein. Right-wing influencers are losing their minds over a new country song that just appeared on streaming services today. … Apparently like so many people who work in America’s Fascist-Corporatist entertainment industry—an industry that imposed the strictest conceivable COVID-19 vaccine mandates and ferociously punished any artist who didn’t comply with them— Mr. Hudak is determined to remain tone-deaf to all heartfelt expressions by millions of working class Americans who have felt ever-more left behind and snubbed since the 2008 Financial Crisis. Oliver Anthony—whose real name is Christopher Anthony Lunsford— not only sings the truth of how he feels, he writes with great candor about himself and the world as he sees it. As he recently wrote in a long Facebook post: "People in the music industry give me blank stares when I brush off 8 million dollar offers. I don't want 6 tour buses, 15 tractor trailers and a jet. I don't want to play stadium shows, I don't want to be in the spotlight. I wrote the music I wrote because I was suffering with mental health and depression. These songs have connected with millions of people on such a deep level because they're being sung by someone feeling the words in the very moment they were being sung. No editing, no agent, no bullshit. Just some idiot and his guitar. The style of music that we should have never gotten away from in the first place. My legal name is Christopher Anthony Lunsford. My grandfather was Oliver Anthony, and "Oliver Anthony Music" is a dedication not only to him, but 1930's Appalachia where he was born and raised. Dirt floors, seven kids, hard times. At this point, I'll gladly go by Oliver because everyone knows me as such. But my friends and family still call me Chris. You can decide for yourself, either is fine. In 2010, I dropped out of high school at age 17. I have a GED from Spruce Pine, NC. I worked multiple plant jobs in Western NC, my last being at the paper mill in McDowell county. I worked 3rd shift, 6 days a week for $14.50 an hour in a living hell. In 2013, I had a bad fall at work and fractured my skull. It forced me to move back home to Virginia. Due to complications from the injury, it took me 6 months or so before I could work again. From 2014 until just a few days ago, I've worked outside sales in the industrial manufacturing world. My job has taken me all over Virginia and into the Carolinas, getting to know tens of thousands of other blue collar workers on job sites and in factories. Ive spent all day, everyday, for the last 10 years hearing the same story. People are SO damn tired of being neglected, divided and manipulated. In 2019, I paid $97,500 for the property and still owe about $60,000 on it. I am living in a 27' camper with a tarp on the roof that I got off of craigslist for $750. There's nothing special about me. I'm not a good musician, I'm not a very good person. I've spent the last 5 years struggling with mental health and using alcohol to drown it. I am sad to see the world in the state it's in, with everyone fighting with each other. I have spent many nights feeling hopeless, that the greatest country on Earth is quickly fading away. That being said, I HATE the way the Internet has divided all of us. The Internet is a parasite, that infects the minds of humans and has their way with them. Hours wasted, goals forgotten, loved ones sitting in houses with each other distracted all day by technology made by the hands of other poor souls in sweat shops in a foreign land. When is enough, enough? When are we going to fight for what is right again? MILLIONS have died protecting the liberties we have. Freedom of speech is such a precious gift. Never in world history has the world had the freedom it currently does. Don't let them take it away from you. Just like those once wandering in the desert, we have lost our way from God and have let false idols distract us and divide us. It's a damn shame." This young man is worth keeping an eye on...MUD
Wеll, іf іt wоn’t fоr mу оld dоgѕ аnd thе gооd Lоrd Ѕоn, wе’rе оn thе brіnk оf thе nехt wоrld wаr І wаnt tо gо hоmе Ѕеvеn gеnеrаtіоnѕ fаrmіng this grоund І wаnnа gо hоmе Іf іt wоn’t fоr mу оld dоgѕ аnd thе gооd Lоrd More good stuff from young Oliver Anthony...
"Muslims" Muslims...my FRiends... Allah...is innocent...yeah... (Haunting keyboard solo) So...daughters, gently sleep... 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... FReegards...MUD 3 posted on 9/18/01 11:44 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"Fed'ral Prison Blues!!" I hear Left's pain a'risin'...it's growin' like their spin!! When I was just a Newbie, Ol' JimRob told me, "Son... (guitar pickin') I know there's proud folks FReepin...this internet StarWars' bar... (guitar pickin') Folks, if yer FReepin' hard fer Justice... Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) 55 posted on 3/26/2004, 12:51:20 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Fools (Vote Fer Joe Biden)!!" Cruised into a bar on the shore Backstage we're havin the time Dude looks like a lady So never judge a book by its cover Dude looks like a lady Baby let me follow you down What a funky lady Pre...MUD 76 posted on 3/26/2004, 10:24:02 PM by Mudboy Slim
"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!" Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... Who loves Left's Power?!! Yes, I know...you'll know... RATZ LOATHE Liberty... Life sucks fer Lib'rals... Yes, I know...you know... (Git there...) Do YOU fear the FRee?! Yes, I know...you'll know... RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! FReegards...MUD 24 posted on 6/14/2004, 11:31:21 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Shed Powers!!" Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! (guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude) Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Still a Righteous Nation!!" Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!! An embarrassment to this Nation...Hanoi John!! Fools support Kerry...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee... I tell ya... (Little guitar jammin' interlude) So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray... Seek Justice...fer Willie!! Mudboy Slim 13 posted on 7/29/2004, 5:03:52 PM by Mudboy Slim
"My FRiends!!" My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... TraitorJOE's got it rough... I love all of you... My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... I love all of you... Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!! I love all of you... Mudboy Slim "Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemocRAT Party!!" 1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"EVIL's Destruction!!" Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... Lib'rals tell me... Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Medyuh tells me... Sure. Ol' MUDZ so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... Sosh'lists tell me... Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... DemRATZ tell me... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
Cat Stevens' "Morning Has Broken" Morning has broken, like the first morning Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning Pre...MUD 62 posted on 9/22/2004, 2:05:14 PM by Mudboy Slim
Frank Zappa's "I'm the Slime" I am gross and perverted I may be vile and pernicious You will obey me while I lead you That’s right, folks... Well, I am the slime from your video I am the slime from your video Pre...MUD 25 posted on 10/29/2004, 7:14:38 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Right Must Now Lead the World!!" Everywhere, Left's FReeaks are scary... Right must now change the world... Righteous nation, Bush is leading... Right must now save the World... (Sweet guitar jammin') Power devolution's...the Right solution!! Right must now lead the world... Mudboy Slim 326 posted on 11/16/2004, 3:46:50 PM by Mudboy Slim
"We're RAD...the Nation's Right!!" Gee Dubyuh's mowin' down RATZ HO's with a righteous zeal... FReepin' 'gainst Dem lightweights and their BigGuv'mentPlans... (The BigMan givin' his guitar a workout) Folks, Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford, (Guitar jammin' to fade) Mudboy Slim (04/25/2003)
"Don't Tread on Me" Don't tread on me Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail So don't tread on me So be it Don't tread on me Love it or leave it, she with the deadly bite Woo, no, no, no So be it Don't tread on me So be it Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail So be it Don't tread on me Pre...MUD 212 posted on 9/25/2001, 12:33:34 PM by MWS
"EX-Prez'dent Bill" I've had my fill...of EX-Prez'dent Bill, The stench in the White House smells...Of Vile Tyranny! Though Bill's a cad...you Lib'rals love Bill, Yes, we'll Re-Impeach! But it oughtta be Bill... FReegards...MUD 55 Posted on 09/26/2000 19:58:35 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Woodstock II" Well, I came upon a dude named Rush... Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall... We are starvin'...fer some Boldness... Folks, show the Left what Right is... We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!! (Guitar Jammin') We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened... Git Out, SwampRATZ!! Yer time's OVER!! Mudboy Slim (20 September 2000)
"Liar/Traitor!!" Oh, oh oh oh oh, Right has gotta ROLL... Oh, oh oh oh oh, Nation's gotta...ROLL!! Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, BIDENZ Crimes are VILE!! Oh oh ay ay, country, please...Let's ROLL!! When I learned Dem Marxists condone crimes, it made me mad, mad, mad!! We LOATHE you. Ooh, JOEY, we'll git ya!! YEAH!!! Oh, oh oh oh oh oh, every breath MUD takes, Ay ay, FReepers, please...let's ROLL!! Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, Left hurts this Nation's Soul, Ooh, oh, ooh, Trumpsterz, please...Let's ROLL!!! When I read 'bout treason RATZ commit, it made me mad, mad, mad. We loathe you. TraitorJOE, we loathe ya. Ay! [Guitar Solo] Oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, make JOE a Prison 'Ho!! Oh oh oh oh, ooh patriots... Babe, please, please, please, please. [Riff 1] until fadeout /w lyrics ad lib. Heh heh heh...work in progress...MUD 352 posted on 12/18/2001, 12:11:29 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It" (spoken "2-3-4") All these lies we've been fed... Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... (Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar) Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming... Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it... (key change to A for piano solo by Dr. MonDremo) Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it... Patriots, I foresee JOEZ Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! FReegards...MUD 364 posted on 1/10/2002, 10:59:40 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Heard It On Rush Limbaugh!!" (Mudboy on Irish Whistle) I ain't never been with a talkshow long enough... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... I'm the kinda man...likes to have his say... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... (More Mudboy on fife...seriously...then a li'l ticklin' of the ivories) Ain't gonna be leavin'...'til Dem Lib'rals fall. Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... DemLib'rals are all damned freaks, RATZ love what's bad, Heard it Rush Limbaugh... Mudboy Slim (12/8/2004)
"House of the Biden Scum!!" In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... JOE Biden is a TRAITOR... Now, good folks, the thing JOE Biden needs... Slick killed them lasses down in Texas... I tell ya, Nation, listen... Folks, it's time to take on Left's WHORE'd!! We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee... Mudboy Slim BTW... 1 Posted on 07/08/2000 13:29:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
Howdy, my fellow southerners...these R.E.M. dudes are good ol' Georgia Boys from Athens: "Right's Winning" Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!! We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!! RATZ, watch my dreams come true!! JOE, your crimes condemn you...JOE, we shall soon judge... (Reprise) Ignore the Swamp's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATZ love Liars! FReegards...MUD 22 posted on 1/16/2002, 1:54:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
"The Liberal Lie!!" A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember So, Bye-bye to the DemocRATZ Lie, Are you one of "The Ignorant"?! I started singin'... Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze, And while the King was feelin' down, Good FReepers run him outta town. Mudboy's singin'... Senate hearings in a Summer swelter, Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face, It seems the Media's a bit confused, And in the streets, the children gleemed, MUD was singin'... Regards...MUD 1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"We'll Know Sweet Justice" Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!! Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?! We know El Rushbo knows... Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!! Ignore dem RINOZ...word is they're not too brave. We know Rush Limbaugh knows... FReegards...MUD 11 posted on 2/13/2002, 10:10:42 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Justa Criminal" Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! [To Slick Willie hisse'f] Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Slick spit his love on Mo's Huge Blue Dress... Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!! [To SlixMYbi+c#, personally, again] Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999) Updated today...MUD 40 posted on 2/16/2002, 2:55:46 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd!!" The King of Lyin' smugly bows... Has the Right lost its mind?! Hey...RATZ gotta wonder... Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Muslims" Muslims...my FRiends... Allah...is innocent...yeah... (Haunting keyboard solo by Dr. MonDremo) So...daughter, gently sleep... 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... FReegards...MUD 3 posted on 09/18/2001 11:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!" (TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...) There's a Party who's sure... Oooh...it makes me wonder. There's a feelin' I get... Oooh...Rush makes me wonder. Next, MUD whispered that soon... Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh If there's a question in your head, folks, Folks, it makes me wonder. The Country's drownin' and RATZ won't go... And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's... And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!! Work in progress...MUD 1 posted on 11/15/2002, 4:06:27 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Whuppin' Post!!" Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... CHORUS: (Some very kewl guitar jammin') My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... CHORUS (Mo' betta guitar jammin') Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Mudboy Slim 101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim Partially updated today...MUD
"King of the HO's" Traitor EX-President... Slick's ceegars sure do stink... Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan...and Soddom's Slick's FRiend... Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Heads Up...Mudboy Slim 2 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:52:00 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"BIG CITY" I'm tired of this dirty old city Turn me loose, set me free somewhere in the middle of Montana Been working everyday since I was twenty Turn me loose, set me free somewhere in the middle of Montana Pre...MUD 174 posted on 1/29/2003, 7:56:32 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Take It To The Senate!!" Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky... So join US on the high road...tell Ashcroft, "INDICT!!!" Bill just spends all his time hustlin' money. I know y'all're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care... So join me on the high road...Demand Slick, "Resign!!"** Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach Bill Clinton!! (Chorus to fade) MUDBOY SLIM 1 Posted on 06/12/2000 12:40:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Stranglehold!!" Here we come again, JOE Biden... JOE, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! (The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!) Patriots, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Marxist views are fer RAT-cowards!! Good Patriots they died to protect me... (Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!) Heh heh heh...MUD 1 posted on 2/10/2003, 6:26:55 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Slime" Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply." And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!" Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive? But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray... It's high time Right showed a li'l spine... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 07/07/1999 20:11:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"RATZ Ain't Free!!" Folks, the Right must come...'cuz Big Guv'ment's dumb... And Lib'ral Media, RATZ ain't free!! Media LIES 'cuz they're Guv'ment pawns!! And Lib'ral Media, RATZ ain't free!! (BigMan on guitar) All right...come on, Media!! Dem Marxist dreams're trouble...RATZ LOATHE you and me!! So c'mon, Voters, sing with me-eee! Mudboy Slim (14 August 2008)
"Exposed" The liberal will give you a handout They’ll give you a monthly check Liberals want generations We say, we’re born to be free Liberals don’t want God in schools They are in for a surprise Now don’t get me wrong, If there’s one weakness we have, They speak of the Lord It’s time we woke up Matters not the label they wear Copyright 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved Regards...MUD
"RightWinger Uprise!!" RATZ're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise... MUD is just a hired hand, Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATZ clowns... Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral, Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'... Take another shot of courage, It's another RightWinger Uprise, Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo BTW... Quite Sincerely...MUD 1 posted on 12/13/2002 3:26 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"FRee Iraq!!" Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Libs're like pre-teens...RATZ don't have a CLUE!! These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! (BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny) Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!) BTW... 1 posted on 4/9/2003, 11:00:05 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Hell Is For Liberals" They lie all the time, to increase their polls Because Hell It’s all so confusing, this taxation abusing Because Hell No, Hell is for liberals Hell Lyrics by cherrybomb88 216 posted on 4/11/2003, 3:44:29 PM by cherry_bomb88
"What's the Truth?!" Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh... My little boy of five, playin' in the yard, EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand, Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze... A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD 404 posted on 4/15/2003, 2:22:15 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Lucky Man" He had the zealots, and harems by the score... "bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!! He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! But soldiers soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!! Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim 46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Time" Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time Pre...MUD 507 posted on 7/19/2003, 10:07:25 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Bad Moon Rising" I see the bad moon rising, {c:Chorus:} I hear hurricanes blowing, Don't go around tonight, Hope you got your things together, Don't go around tonight, Don't go around tonight, Pre...MUD 605 posted on 8/20/2003, 11:04:45 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Already Gone!!" Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... 'Cuz Slick's already bombed... This Prez'dent fer whom RATZ voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" And Left's already done... Willie knows it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power... But me, I'm already gone!! Yes, RATZ're already gone... Yes, Slick's already buggered... BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD 295 posted on 12/29/2002 12:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Poltroons!!" It's true!! The Left's been had... Yeah, Biden says, "Left feels yer pain." Hey News, you let US down... So sing out loud about JOEZ sins... Poltroons, don't look so sad... Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998) Updated today...MUD
"Bill Clinton" RATZ HO's seem to come and go...yeah! Left stains, DemRATZ think Slick's sane... My FRiends, a new morning dawns... RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows... FReegards...MUD 243 posted on 11/02/2002 9:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Sheeple Gotzta Be FRee" All the World over, it's so easy to see... Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be... "If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand... Buh-uh-uh-ut... Get RIGHT on board, now... See that train over there... Mudboy Slim 3 Posted on 09/02/1999 23:58:33 PDT by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"More Than $2 Trillion!!" The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone... The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) So many FReepers have come and gone... The Congress needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) (Guitar jammin' interlude) When I'm tired and feelin' old... The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!) The drumbeat continues...MUD 1 posted on 3/17/2004, 1:38:56 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Peace is Right!!" Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz Slick Willie's their favorite... I understand it's a big decision... Folks, we've heard enuff of Left's Med'yuh chatter... I understand it's a big decision... Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead... (Guitar jammin') Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!! Oh-ahhh-oh!! Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!! (guitar jammin' to fade) Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
"Right, Show Some Spine!!" Uhmmm... Uhmmm...Left finds it very very easy to be fooled... Uhmmm...We'll find a way to FReep RATZ with our minds... Uhmmm...We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... Mudboy Slim (3/24/04) Updated today...MUD
"TraitorJOE!!" TraitorJOE, we're opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh... TraitorJOE...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!! (Little guitar jammin') Ohhahhhhohhhhh!! TraitorJOE, we're opposed to yer Power!! (More guitar jammin') TraitorJOE...Sell-Outs shan't win elections!! FReep the World...MUD 1 posted on 04/26/2004 7:38:20 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Just & Bold!!" I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs... (MUD on harp...) It must be understood...DemRATZ're No Good!! (MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...) Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!! Mudboy Slim 78 posted on 4/28/2004, 9:14:58 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Obama's Bold Push!!" Yes, they dreamed they saw a righteous army pleadin', Press was lyin' fer their Lord Messiah... (Reprise) Folks, Swamp dreams of raising income taxes higher... Mudboy Slim (17 November 2008) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
"Ring DemBells!!" Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells, good patriots, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Mudboy Slim 40 posted on 5/23/2004, 8:45:20 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"We're the Far Right!!" We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... (Guitar-jammin' interlude) Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right... We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!! Mudboy Slim (5/19/04) Updated today...MUD
"Reagan!!" What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Gave the Oppressed liberation... Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Found humor in ev'ry situation... Reagan!! Defended Liberty!! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Most Reverent FReegards...MUD
"Whuppin' the DemocRATZ Lies!!" Marxists are all vampires...Death's their aim!! Despite what Left says, they are still only RATZ in a Rage!! Right ain't fakin'!! Mudboy's ready fer a row... Despite what Left says, they are still just DemRATZ in a Rage!! (Head-bangin' interlude) Help US fight RATZ Commie slime!! Despite what Left says, they are still only RATZ in a rage!! Mudboy Slim 325 posted on 06/29/2004 5:10:43 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"War-RATZ!!" Fer Righteous Truths will will fight you... DemRATZ support Vice...Left likes Tyrants!! The Swamp rewards TREASON... Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Biden's sayin' LIES just to trick you... Right must fight 'gainst Treason... The Left's all 'bout Power... Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Right'll pay any price just to win this... Right shall win with Honor!! Mudboy Slim 70 posted on 8/2/2004, 4:19:08 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!" Yeah!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!! JOEY Biden, he's a strange one... Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?! RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls... (cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...) Mudboy Slim 91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"LeftWing's Hurtin'!!" Left's Tyranny...the Lib'rals' burden... Are YOU smart enuff?!! Left's tyranny...Biden's desertin'!! Ain't YOU smart enuff?!! Oh silly Lib'rals... I'll tell ya... Left is a sickness...Right shall whup Left's butt!! Is Trump just too tough?!! Ooh, baby... Left's Tyranny...vile sosh'list burden... Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden... Never, never, never, never, never give up bein' FRee!! Mudboy Slim 109 posted on 8/7/2004, 5:24:10 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"No Sympathy for Dem Lib'rals" Please allow me to introduce the World... They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... I swear to you, DemocRATZ are to blame! (kewl guitar jammin') Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame. Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"TRUTH's Right, RAT-Slime!!" Ain't ashamed, we're uncouth... Truth's Right, RAT-slime!! Eighteen: I fell in awe... Truth's Right, RAT-Slime!! (BigMan kickin' it on guitar) Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!! MUD knows what it means to FReep alone... Mudboy Slim (6 September 2008)
"Bow-Legged Lib'ral!!" Well, RATZ think it's the new Camelot... Left's odder than Dem 60's freaks... All you patriots hear me...let's take a stand... You Dittoheads hear me...gonna make our stand... Right's gonna win this with OUR Truth... Liberty defines our tunes... Yes, you and me, Nation...gonna make our stand... Yes, you hear me, Barry...MUDZ righteous band... RATZ fakin' like Obama's... Left's odder than Dem 60's freaks... Yes, you and me, Nation...gonna make our stand... Yes, you hear me, Barry...MUDZ righteous band... Mudboy Slim (17 July 2008)
"The Wait" I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001) 1 posted on 10/26/2001, 6:22:36 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Money Ain't Nuthin'!!" I love the E-I-B... Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it... Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"... Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!... See that Peter Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup... We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption... Lookatdat, lookatdat... They're Lib'rals all...Reject Media Bias... Owww...listen here! Lib'rals are...Socialists! (Chorus...to fade) Quite Sincerely--MUD BTW... 79 posted on 10/28/2001, 9:00:37 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Linda" Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight, Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you... Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name... Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you! Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you... Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba... Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us. Mudboy Slim ----------------------------------------------- Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim Ms. Tripp passed on in April of 2020... Regards...MUD
"Things Goin' On" Well, have you seen Dem ScumBags in the White House? (Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories, funky-like...YEE-HAWWWW!!) Too many Lies been told to OUR Country... (Ooooh, now Dr. MonDremo's justa gettin' off... Oooh...gonna INDICT JOEZ Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!! Well, Dem Marxists they love JOE Biden...Good Lord, show Mercy! Now I'm talkin' at'cha, PUNK!! Crazy things goin' on... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"FAMILY TRADITION" Country music singers have always been a real close family C H O R U S Now I am very proud of my daddy's name CHORUS 2 (Lead SOLO) Lordy, I have loved some ladies, and I still love Jim Beam CHORUS 3 Pre...MUD 375 posted on 11/23/2001, 10:08:10 AM by Mudboy Slim
"It's ObamaTime!!" Unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh... That Pelosi-B!+(#... We're the TeaParty... (reprise) Unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh..unh... Mudboy Slim (19 August 2010)
"Bubba!!" Whew... Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba...why'd you run for president?! Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry... (hauntingly kewl guitar solo) Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?! Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!! Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD 1 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:12:17 AM by Mudboy Slim
"American Lib'ral!!" Unnhhh!!! American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee! American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee! American Lib'ral, said get away-ay! GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more! Goodbye, EX-Prez'dent Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!! Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Devolution!!" Aaarrrggghhh!! Folks, Liberty's our real solution... (guitar jammin') Left wants to shelve the Constitution!! Mudboy Slim (23 September 2009)
"He Shall Rise Again!!" Biden's gonna fall!! Dem Marxists try to stall... I'm sorry...JOEZ sorry...Swamp's sorry...Truth's always... Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...Dem RINOZ frown... JOEZ sorry...Left's sorry... Med'yuh never called!! We shouted, "Build The Wall!!" I'm sorry...JOEZ sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!! Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh... {end very intensely on Am} Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002) 1 posted on 1/15/2002, 4:33:56 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Right's Winning" Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!! We must ignore the Media WHORE'd, they sold out long ago... Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!! JOE, watch my dreams come true!! JOE, your crimes condemn you...RATZ, we will soon judge... (Reprise) Ignore the Left's protests...They love JOE 'cuz RATZ Love Liars! FReegards...MUD 22 posted on 1/16/2002, 1:54:05 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Shan't Get Fooled Again" We'll enlighten all we meet... We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... (Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...) YEEEAAAHHH!!! Patriots, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Meet the new boss...his name's D.J. Trump!! Mudboy Slim 16 posted on 9/11/2002, 12:33:37 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Right Side of the Tunes" Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President... Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall... But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined... EX-President has lost his head... So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... [Eclipse] Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease... To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal... Left can't create...RATZ just destroy... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"RATZ Stain!!" We gotta stand up and fight on fer OUR Nation... Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way... (A little guitar pickin') DemocRATZ been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"... Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows... We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation... Mudboy Slim (12/03/2004)
"Eve of Destruction!!" Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... Lib'rals tell me... Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Medyuh tells me... Sure. Ol' MUDZ so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... Sosh'lists tell me... Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... RATZ tell me... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004) Updated today...MUD
"Tyranny" At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Tyranny Woke and RATZ Shall Pay!! Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy. Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATZ Today!! Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard. FReegards...MUD 5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... RATZ, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!! Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, We're rollin'... Ahhh~oooh~ohh. Mudboy Slim 7 posted on 10/17/2002 0:25 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Lib'rals!!" Lib'rals...my FRiends... Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah... (Haunting keyboard solo) So...daughters, gently sleep... 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... FReegards...MUD 3 posted on 9/18/01 11:44 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim Revised today...MUD 15 posted on 11/16/2002, 7:01:59 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated again today...MUD
"ClintonLovers!!" ClintonLovers, why won't you come to your senses?! Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast... Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power, Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?! Des'pret Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses? FReegards...MUD 141 posted on 11/21/2002, 2:40:09 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Fall of the SheepMasters!!" Our dreams we work towards... "Dutch" Reagan told me, "Big Guv'ment shouldn't grow!!" The "choice" of the RATZ...they'd retreat...NO CHANCE!! (musical interlude) Right's slashing our taxes...In God We Trust!! Said Rush to the crowd, "With the Truth, we'll fight!!" (FreakJam ensues....) Mudboy Slim (15 February 2006)
"Rainbow Stew" There's a big, brown cloud in the city, When they find out how to burn water, Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon, (Instrumental break) You don't have to get high to get happy, Eatin' rainbow stew with a silver spoon, Eatin' rainbow stew with a silver spoon, 205 posted on 12/22/2002, 4:35:49 PM by jla Pre...MUD
"I Dreamed I Met Jim Robinson!!" (Mudboy on harp...) I dreamed I met Jim Robinson, "RiseUP, my FRiends!!" MUD sang out loud, (MUD workin' the harmonica hard...) I dreamed I FReeped with Rush Limbaugh, (Sweet Harpin' to close...) FReegards...MUD 231 posted on 12/24/2002, 7:06:10 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Billy, King from Arkansas" Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'... Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade... No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS... Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is decievin'... But I know a place where you can go, Willie, Mudboy Slim (9/9/99) 18 Posted on 08/27/2001 07:04:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Sounds of Silence" Hello darkness my old friend, In restless dreams I walked alone, And in the naked light I saw "Fools!" said I, "you do not know, And the people bowed and prayed Pre...MUD 104 posted on 2/24/2003, 5:08:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
"The Dogs of War" Dogs of war and men of hate One world, it's a battleground Invisible transfers, long distance calls, One world, it's a battleground The dogs of war don't negotiate One world, it's a battleground Pre...MUD 255 posted on 2/25/2003, 4:41:43 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Masterful Whore" Slick's a Masterful Whore... Bin Laden's never done nothin'... Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Left enslaves all their Victims... Slick's now Left's nightmare... How, folks, do I know?! Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Mudboy Slim 49 posted on 09/21/2001 3:31 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"Ol' Waco" Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... La la la la la la la la... Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!! Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Mudboy Slim "Fight the Fight Fer FReedom" Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Clinton down... FReegards...MUD 1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Boom Boom, Out Go The Lights" No kiddin' I thought I treat my baby fair No kiddin' I never been so mad before Pre...MUD 214 posted on 3/20/2003, 3:29:51 PM by Mudboy Slim
"RAT-WHORE'ds' SCUM!!" OUR AmericanSoldiers shall be comin' home as heroes in big parades... That pure American brother, dull-eyed and empty-faced Mid...MUD 466 posted on 3/26/2003, 4:20:33 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Liars!!" While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld... Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change... So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE JOE!! (The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars) Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams FReegards...MUD 120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Here Freedom Flies In Your heart Like An Eagle" Dusty old helmet, rusty old gun, Mute witness to a time of much trouble. Many times I've wanted to ask them - Freedom flies in your heart like an eagle. I salute my old friends in the corner, Excellent...thanksfer sharin', COE-blahnsh...MUD 412 posted on 4/15/2003, 4:45:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Dead Skunk" Crossin’ the highway late last night You got yer Take a whiff on me, that ain’t no rose! You got yer Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog You got yer C’mon stink! You got it! Pre...MUD 547 posted on 4/17/2003, 9:35:44 PM by sultan88
"Lucky Man" He had the zealots, and harems by the score... "bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!! He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! Our soldiers soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!! Mudboy Slim 46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Mudboy" Mudboy...ain't nobody's fool... Mudboy...goes about his day... Must FReep...must think...can't sleep... MUDZ Daddy's little boy... Mudboy says, "Wouldn't it be nice... Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)
"Walk On The VILE Side!!" Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. Tobackky Al never once gave it away, BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... HildaBeast's just fading away, Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997
"Vile Forces" JOE thinks this Country is easy to fool... America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain... It must concern you, his sins and his lies... FReegards...MUD 457 posted on 2/2/2004, 4:54:09 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"IF..." If you can keep your head when all about you If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can make one heap of all your winnings You can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, FReegards...MUD 472 posted on 2/3/2004, 11:15:17 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Right Has Gotta Swarm!!" Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm... (Kewl Guitar Jammin') Folks, we gotta fight Biden...folks, we gotta take RATZ down... (Keyboard/Guitar Jammin') Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned... Right-Wing's gotta swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm... 100 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:51:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"This Blessed Ground!!" I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Mudboy Slim Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) 1 05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT
"November Slaughter!!" We all roadtripped to DeeCee...on the great Potomac shoreline... November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! We'll burn down RATZ NancyHouse...RATZ LIE in their Quest fer Power!! November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! (Major League FreeeakJam) We ended up on Abe Lincoln's stairs...it was Glenn Beck, Rush, and MUD!! November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! Burn...Burn it down, burn it down!! Mudboy Slim (4 July 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
"Fools (Vote Fer Dem Traitors)!!" Cruised into a bar on the shore Backstage we're havin the time Dude looks like a lady So never judge a book by its cover Dude looks like a lady Baby let me follow you down What a funky lady Pre...MUD 76 posted on 3/26/2004, 10:24:02 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Hell's In JOEZ Mirror!!" Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends... Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! We're all Right now...we're not dangerous. All aboard now...to the Right, folks... (guitar jammin' interlude) Power-grubbin's what JOE does best... Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!! (long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy) We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! We're the Right, folks...Truth's contagious!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! FReegards...MUD 77 posted on 3/26/2004, 11:23:45 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"SwampRATZ SCUM!!" Muskrat, muskrat candlelight Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Nibblin' on bacon, chewin' on cheese And now he's ticklin' her fancy And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Pre...MUD 114 posted on 3/28/2004, 1:27:18 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Fight 4 Allah!!" Remember, Ms. Alamo...the Right is here to stay!! We fought to FRee Iraq...RATZ Tyranny we'll stop!! Let's send DemRATZ on a ship... Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh... Right's gotta take a stand...'gainst RATZ bankrupting OUR Land!! We sing, "Expose Dem Libs!!" Mudboy Slim (5/8/04) Updated today...MUD
"The Right is Right!!" Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say... The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!! The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much... Woah-woah... (Musical interlude) Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain... FReegards...MUD 274 posted on 5/9/2004, 12:11:06 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Thrash'em!!" We are fightin' fer our children... Folks, Right's just gettin' fired up... Folks, good FReepers are unbending... C'mon FRiends, I know you've had enough... Left's a sordid predilection... Reject Left's Whore'd and strip RATZ bare... 'Cuz Left culture's vile but ending... But me I'm not stopping there, (Mudboy on haunting harmonica solo to fade.....) Mudboy Slim (4/15/2004) Updated today...MUD
"FReedom is THE Way!!" Right remains divisible... Right was born with a righteous quest... 'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, folks... Walk the walk...stand and fight!! Marxists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!" 'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears... Mudboy Slim 117 posted on 5/27/2004, 6:09:02 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Right's Empowered!!" Right shall follow... I am from the RightWing, RINOZ say, Mudboy tries hard to make a stand... Trumpsters, lead the way...lead the way... Congress, cut today...cut today... I am from the Far Right... Lead the way...lead the way... (Guitar jammin' interlude) RATZ lies show no wisdom... Donald, lead the way...lead the way... Patriots, kneel and pray...kneel and pray!! Right's empowered...Right's empowered!! Mudboy Slim 133 posted on 5/28/2004, 10:39:35 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Tales of Bold Patriots!!" You thought Dem Lib'ral SwampRATZ...would bring US down forever... Yes, the passion of the FRee...pierce thru LIES of bumblin' bureaucRATZ... Next, you'll see Jewel's tanned body...dripping of Left's essence... Once-mighty tyrant's nekkid...once FReedom's been delivered... Our "game" is Righteous Justice...and we'll FReep DemRATZ to Hell!! The Righteous rise up proudly...we'll Liberate THIS Country!! Mudboy Slim 171 posted on 5/31/2004, 11:34:18 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"My FRiends!!" My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... TraitorJOEZ got it rough... I love all of you... My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... I love all of you... Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!! I love all of you... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia" He was on his way home from Candletop That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia Well, Andy got scared and left the bar And he went off to Andy's house Well, the Georgia Patrol was a-makin their rounds That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia Well, they hung my brother before I could say That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia, oh-oh-aah Pre...MUD 34 posted on 9/20/2004, 3:33:51 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Lib'rals, Yer Dumb!!" Libs, it's time to make a change... All Left cares about is Power, Swamp's corruption does not please US!! Libs, please let Mudboy explain...face the Truth, reject the Lib'ral spin!! (Nice little guitar breakout) Libs, it's time you make a change... Righteous right, fight with pride... Mudboy Slim 122 posted on 9/26/2004, 10:16:58 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Power: Bring It!!" Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!! Biden's done, and Kamala's waitin' fer her chance, now!! Carlson's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!! Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!! Mudboy Slim (5/12/04) Updated today...MUD
"The Boston Strangler!!" Tellin' all Dem Big LIES...lives to kill... FReak's been all Wrong with his Marxist throng, Nation... Kerry's so twisted by his stance du jour, Mudboy Slim (05/17/2004)
"Fight 'gainst RATZ Lust Fer Power!!" "There must be some kind of way to Fight FEAR..." Tyrants...RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Fight Against RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Join US On The Watchtower!! Fight Against BigGuv'mentPower!! ROCK the RATZ into SUBMISSION!!! FReegards...MUD (01/22/2003) Updated today...MUD
"Political Science" No one likes us -- I don't know why 42 posted on 9/20/2001, 1:43:58 PM by SarahW Pre...MUD
"White House del Clintonia" On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair, There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! "Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent, So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show us some spine!" "Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!" Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like these Whores... We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see... FReegards...MUD 43 posted on 9/20/2001, 2:20:52 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Join with US!!" Every day, we fight the Power of Elites...it's our patriotic American Dream!! Patriots, let me in...MUD wants to be yer friend... (Righteous saxaphone lead...) Beyond the White House, Devolve Power HOME!! (Mo' freak-jammin'...) One...two...three...four... Mudboy Slim (18 February 2010...revised 29 June 2021)
"Mr. Prez'dent" Oh yeah...oooh... Mr. Prez'dent...TraitorJOE... RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!! (MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul) Now, I'm plum pissed off...TraitorJOE... I told ya, JOEY... FReegards...MUD 4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Pictures of Ziang Zemin" When Slick was called to Viet Nam... Posters of Jiang Zemin and you... Right rejected yer election... Posters of Waco's dead, you fools... Willard...you'd best RESIGN... (hauntin' formal fiddle) Let MUD take CarVile, men... FReegards, all...MUD P.S. "All experience ever is is confirmation anyway." 6 posted on 10/10/2001, 6:51:41 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Lies of a Traitor" When I think about the TREASON Slick aided... As I look back on Reagan's Legacy... Today, we'll take on DeeCee... Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give Bill... Well, Bill knows that we're onto his "Sting"... [*FReeperGal Chorus] Sing it, Ladies...MUD 278 posted on 10/17/2001, 4:02:40 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Woodstock II (RightWingVersion)" Well, I came upon a dude named Rush... Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall... We are starvin'...fer some Boldness... Folks, show the Left what Right is... We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!! (Guitar Jammin') We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened... Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!! Mudboy Slim
"Ripple" If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh... I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken... Ripples in still water... Bill must be told...to take the highway... Ripples in still water... La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... MUD (8/17/98)
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" When they write the pages of history... We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Bidens... The DemocRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998) Updated today...MUD
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" There's somethin' happenin' here... There's bad men doin' Wrong... Biden feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!! Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
"Liberty is Our Solution!!" All Right!! Guv'ment Lib-uh-rulls are whinin'...Biden's their STAR!! Yes, more freedom is in our future... Liberty is OUR solution!! Yes, it will...ha ha ha ha... Right, take a look outside Left's Media Whore'd... Yes, more freedom's in our future... [Now. everybody join in...LOL!!] Liberty is OUR solution!! (Disco and the BigMan on a FreakJam) Oh Liberty is OUR solution!! Liberty is OUR solution!! Liberty is OUR solution!! Mudboy Slim (23 May 2007)
"Right's Fightin' FEAR!!" Folks, do you think Left can sell... And did RATZ force you to trade... (Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man) How I wish...Socialists were not here... (pickin' and strummin' to fade...) Doo doo dah doo...... Mudboy Slim (10/07/2004) Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-07-17 11:14:35 ET
"FRiends of Slick Willie" We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! (BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!) Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 2/10/2002, 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?" I wish a buck was still silver, Are we rollin' downhill like a snowball headed for hell?! I wish Coke was still cola, and a joint was a bad place to be... Are we rollin' downhill like a snowball headed for hell?! Stop rollin' downhill like a snowball headed for Hell. Pre...MUD 249 posted on 6/10/2002, 8:15:29 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Guv'ment Man!!" Guv'ment man...why d'you take our bread?! TraitorJOE, you'll tear this country down... (Big Man on guitar) Guv'ment man...'tis like Reagan said, It's all rotten...yer spend and tax... (Guitar jammin') Guv'ment man...'tis like Limbaugh said, Mudboy Slim (4 February 2009) Minor update today...MUD
"No Sympathy Fer the Lib'rals!!" Please allow me to introduce the World... They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... I swear to you, DemocRATZ are to blame! (cool guitar jammin') Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame. 'Cuz this Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints! Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. MUDBOY SLIM 67 posted on 8/6/2002, 5:56:23 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Imagine!! (Conservative Version)" Imagine no bureaucracy, Socialism left to die; Imagine no more Waco's, no booted thugs to rue; Imagine unbridled Capitalism, regulation on the wane; Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 05/09/2000 00:26:24 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Heathen Slime!!" Liberty makes me happy... Sing it out from the mountain tops... If we could tell the World the TRUTH 'bout DemRATZ Tyranny... Vote fer Life and Freedom!! It is GOOD that Right IMPEACHED Willie... Mudboy Slim (03/25/2005) Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-08-02Post #24 FITTY...
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
The blame it is all Slick's own...
That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren...
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!!
Folks, we shan't bow to him...
Righteous shall detach Slick's crown...
Shouldda RESIGNED long ago...
What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?!
Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!
La la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...
History shall record it so!!
What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?!
How could Gore run when he know'd?!
Why DID we raze Kosovo?!!
War Criminals demand Justice!!
[Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo...
Kids dead in Kosovo...
Four dead in Ohio?!
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!!
Why weren't the Sheeple told?!
REJECT RATZ MEDIA WHORE'D!!!
#2452. To: M. Thatcher, Reagan Man, Landru (#2450)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATZ got no place to stay!!
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
All DemRATZ have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!!
Ah~ooh-hooh.
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Swamp's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.
#2454. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, stand watie, sultan88, FallGuy, ArneFufkin, Snow Bunny, Billie, coteblanche, war (#2452)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!!
Ah, yes...
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat.
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...Brave New World Man!!
Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!
You are "Guilty!!"...Time to Pay The Band!!!
(Slickz@frickin.lout)
#2456. To: Cyber-Band, EdZep, heavyd (#2454)
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim smoked Slick...RATZ Beware!!
#2458. To: All (#2456)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")
And DemocRATZ'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
DemRATZ fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
And the Libs round here are meek like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
Freep the churches...give RATZ Hell!! Freedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!
We'll meet next to the White House exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's CORRUPTION up in the Beltway...
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our Righteous Fight!!
We'll freep with pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid...
Contract's made...We Shall RE-IMPEACH!!
Libs trash our wars, trash our good name...suckers fer Big Guvernment dreams!!
The EVIL LeftWing shunted...implodes 'cuzza rock'n'roll bands!!
That face off against each other out in the street...Join OUR Righteous Stand!!
My friends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...
RATZ're kooks, but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
Bold ensigns fightin' fer what's Right...rememberin'...
RATZ Power is lost...fool Lib'rals, they rot...refusin' to WIN...they surrender!!
In the jukejoints uptown, the RATZ vile dream is fer Power!!
BigShots reckon Power's their God-given Right!!
RINOZ watchin while Independents're stole away...
It's fer the World Right fights this noble fight!!
Inside, the RightWing fight 'til Big Guv'ment's toast...
You see, we're flesh while Left's fantasy!!
Folks, the poets 'round here, we shout, "FReedom fer ALL!!"
'Cuz Right stands up fer our Liberty!!
So come and freep fer what's Right...we'll peak fer our moment...
The Right'll make an honest stand!!
Left's mortally-wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2460. To: All (#2458)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Widespread Panic's "Bowlegged Woman")
Press loves BarryO...
Tells US He's the next Messiah...
They're all just Marxist HO's!!
Big Guv'ment just ain't Right!!
If we don't find the will to cut back...
Revolution we shall fight!!
'Gainst that bowlegged Lib'ral, and her Marxist man!!
'Gainst that bowlegged Lib'ral, and her Marxist man!!
Make Dem sheeple cry!!
We love freedom deep inside...
Beware Slick's Arkancide!!
Folks, Big Guv'ment's comin' down!!
Make yer fortune...live yer life...
Don't want Big Brother hangin' 'round!!
'Gainst that bowlegged Leftist, and her Marxist man!!
Wife's a bowlegged Lib'ral...yer a Marxist man!!
The Earth's next Messiah!!
Lyin' just so to tax you more, Nation...
RATZ are Big Guv'ment HO's!!
Big Guv'ment just ain't Right!!
If we don't find the will to cut back...
Revolution we shall fight!!
'Gainst that bowlegged Leftist, and her Marxist man!!
Wife's a bowlegged Lib'ral...yer a Marxist man!!
#2462. To: All (#2460)
(As sung by Oliver Anthony)
I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day
Overtime hours for bullshit pay
So I can sit out here and waste my life away
Drag back home and drown my troubles away
It's a damn shame what the world's gotten to
For people like me and people like you
Wish I could just wake up and it not be true
But it is, oh, it is
Livin' in the new world
With an old soul
These rich men north of Richmond
Lord knows they all just wanna have total control
Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do
And they don't think you know, but I know that you do
'Cause your dollar ain't shit and it's taxed to no end
'Cause of rich men north of Richmond
I wish politicians would look out for miners
And not just minors on an island somewhere
Lord, we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat
And the obese milkin' welfare
Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds
Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds
Young men are puttin' themselves six feet in the ground
'Cause all this damn country does is keep on kickin' them down
Lord, it's a damn shame what the world's gotten to
For people like me and people like you
Wish I could just wake up and it not be true
But it is, oh, it is
Livin' in the new world
With an old soul
These rich men north of Richmond
Lord knows they all just wanna have total control
Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do
And they don't think you know, but I know that you do
'Cause your dollar ain't shit and it's taxed to no end
'Cause of rich men north of Richmond
I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day
Overtime hours for bullshit pay
#2475. To: All (#2462)
(As Sung By Oliver Anthony)
I was just a boy with a dream
My daddy had a calf baby horse
By down in the field, running backer and things
Preacher talk about heaven son, it sure sounds nice
At least I can tell them that I had me a slice
Nobody singing songs about Virginia
But sweet Virginia's always a singing to me
Where the green grass grows
On down in the hills
Where the folks on horseback rode
Lordy I'll tell the youngins when I grow old
What they all told me
Lord, they don't never sing songs about Virginia
But sweet Virginia's always a singing to me
I know a spot where the law don't go
Now we can smoke something
My daddy never grow back in his day
Where the green grass grows
On down in the hills
Where the folks on horseback rode
Lordy I'll tell the youngins when I grow old
What they all told me
Son, they don't never sing songs about Virginia
But sweet Virginia's she's a always singing to me
#2495. To: All (#2475)
Appalachian ex-factory worker says "we have lost our way from God
and have let false idols distract us and divide us."
JOHN LEAKE
AUG 19, 2023
#2507. To: All (#2495)
By Oliver Anthony
Тhеу’d hаvе mе ѕtrung uр іn thе рѕусh wаrd
‘Саuѕе еvеrу dау lіvіng іn thіѕ nеw wоrld
Іѕ оnе tоо mаnу dауѕ tо mе
Аnd І dоn’t thіnk nоbоdу’ѕ рrауіng nо mоrе
Аnd І аіn’t ѕауіng І knоw іt fоr ѕurе
І’m јuѕt dоwn оn mу knееѕ
Веggіn’, Lоrd, tаkе mе hоmе
І dоn’t knоw whісh rоаd tо gо
Іt’ѕ bееn ѕо lоng
І јuѕt knоw І dіdn’t uѕеd tо wаkе uр fееlіng thіѕ wау
Сuѕѕіng mуѕеlf еvеrу dаmn dау
Тhеrе’ѕ аlwауѕ ѕоmе kіnd оf bіll tо рау
Реорlе јuѕt dоіng whаt thе rісh mаn ѕау
І wаnnа gо hоmе
Grаndѕоn ѕеllѕ іt tо а mаn frоm оut оf tоwn
Тwо wееkѕ lаtеr thе trееѕ gо dоwn
Оnlу gоt соnсrеtе grоwіng аrоund
І wаnnа gо hоmе
І dоn’t knоw whісh rоаd tо gо
Іt’ѕ bееn ѕо lоng
І јuѕt knоw І dіdn’t uѕеd tо wаkе uр fееlіng thіѕ wау
Сuѕѕіng mуѕеlf еvеrу dаmn dау
Реорlе hаvе rеаllу gоnе аnd lоѕt thеіr wау
Тhеу аll јuѕt dо whаt thе ТV ѕау
І wаnnа gо hоmе
Тhеу’d hаvе mе ѕtrung uр іn thе рѕусh wаrd…
Makes me smile...MUD
#2509. To: drudge, Hannity, OReilly (#2507)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bros...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
#2513. To: Cyber-Band, backhoe, Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, MeekOneGOP, BOBTHENAILER, dead (#2509)
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues")
Folks, I ain't seen no Justice since before Clinton!!
I'm stuck on FReepin' Willie...RATZ slime keeps stag'rin' on!!
Still, RATZ stain keeps on growin'...come join the FReeperZone!!
Always FReep Fer Truth, boy...reject Left's Sosh'list SCUM!!"
Still, I FReep DemRATZ in DeeCee, just to watch them cry!!
When I hear RATZ Med'yuh crowin'...I take a stand and fight!!
Yer prob'ly drinkin' coffee...MUDZ smokin' big ceegahhs!!
Well, RATZ know they've had it comin'...fer fightin' 'gainst the FRee!!
But these FReepers keep on groovin'...and that's what inspires me!!
If John Ashcroft's post was mine...
You bet I'd force Justice a good bit further down the line!!
Force Slick to Fed'ral Prison...CONVICT Clinton fer his crimes!!
Then we'll let that RATboy Willie do his prison time!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#2515. To: Steven Tyler, Liv Tyler (#2513)
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)")
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong but you know that's alright
That's right
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
Tried to blow me away
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord, imagine my surprise
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, sue me
She like it like it like it like that
He was a lady
#2519. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, MeekOneGOP, Luis Gonzalez, sneakypete, stand watie, ironman, FreeTheHostages (#2515)
(Edited)
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATZ want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATZ LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialism denies hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATZ LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!
(Revive the Reagan Revolution...NOW!!)
#2526. To: All (#2519)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
#2528. To: iceskater, GeorgeW23225, P8riot, AdSimp, helmut113, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, ironman, war (#2526)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")
I say to myself, "I like this Dubyuh guy..."
Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true...
But as much as I like George Bush...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!
Running against Hill'ry!!
FReepers must retake this Nation...
Guv'ment's against the FRee!!
Braindead poltoons...I prefer my Liberty!!
Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"...but that just ain't Right!!
More Power is what Left wants, Nation...let's FReep, DemRATZ we'll fight!!
America's 'bout Liberation...once again!!
Fightin' to make folks FRee!!
Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation...
Fightin' 'gainst Tyranny!!
"Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!"
Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!!
Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!
Limbaugh, he emboldens me...
Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
It's our reality...Left doesn't understand...me.
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#2532. To: sneakypete, goldilucky, badeye (#2528)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Left's gettin' desperate!!
BIDEN's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give RATZ many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore Swamp's LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
#2534. To: The Scourge of Yazid, FreeTheHostages, Diva Betsy Ross, Happygal, PhiKapMom, MoJo2001 (#2532)
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
RATZ dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...
'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Must reject RATZ fears...and FReepin's the way!!
When Dem Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascism in its grave!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...
TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
RATZ peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATZ must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
The whole Marxist Whore'd...let's just eradicate it!!
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Grand Devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands Dem Marxists' destruction!!
#2536. To: fingers (#2534)
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning
Praise for the springing fresh from the world
Like the first dewfall, on the first grass
Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden
Sprung in completeness where his feet pass
Born of the one light, eden saw play
Praise with elation, praise every morning
God's recreation of the new day
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
#2538. To: All (#2536)
I’m obsessed ’n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
But you can’t look away
I make you think I’m delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin’ out
From your tv set
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t go for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold
Don’t touch that dial
Oozin’ along on your livin’room floor
Can’t stop the slime, people, lookit me go
#2540. To: Landru, MeekOneGOP, jla, FBD, PhiKapMom, ohioWfan, MoJo2001, ForGod'sSake, BraveMan (#2538)
(To be sung to Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World")
Fight RAT-fairies, tell me "Wha' 'bout Liberty?!"
RATZ, they bitch, plead fer more...
Must defeat Left's Marxist Whore'd!!
Rush'll tell you what to do...
Folks, we'll FReep with George Dub-YOO!!
Save the needy...promote FReedom, why won't Left see?!
Time is money...future's sunny...
FReepin's funny...Truth is stunnin'...fight Tyranny!!
From Dem fascist Guv'ment tools!!
Folks, yer FReedom's up to you!! Oh yeah!!
Constitution...brings absolution!!
Yes, Black is Right...RATZ are whores!!
Right is just...win the war!!
To a future Right and True!!
Folks, yer children look to you...
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
#2542. To: BOBTHENAILER, budwiesest, boris, Bob J, Buckeroo (#2540)
(Edited)
"Views: 46400"
(To be sung to ZZ Top's "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide")
We got Rush Limbaugh on attack...we're gonna make Slick Willie SQUEEEAL!!
We're throwin' down NOW...DemRAT Lib'rals FEAR OUR Might...
FReepers're laughin', (but) we ain't jokin'...Fer Justice We Shall Fight!
Yes, we're RA-AD!! This Nation's Right...
RATZ're SA- AD...DemLib'rals BITE!!
Got Sean Hannity on Fox...got ClearChannel makin' stands.
We Support Troops'n'Justice...Left's just Brain-Dead FOOLS!!
They smokin' whacky weeds...Dem Minions're Tyrants' Tools!!
Welcome back!!! OUR Nation's Right!!
Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!
Gonna Indict TerryMac...we'll git our tax rates lowered.
RATZ Love Chi- Com Slick...OUR Great Country Bill betrayed,
Dem Marxists are in trouble 'cuz folks know RATZ condone RAPE!!
Right's RA-AD...OUR Nation's Right!!
RATS're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...Slick We'll INDICT!!
#2544. To: MWS (#2542)
(Song by Metallica)
So don't tread on me
Once you provoke her, rattling of her tail
Never begins it, never but once engaged
Never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage
Threaten no more
To secure peace is to prepare for war
So be it
Settle the score
Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore
Quick is the blue tongue, forked as a lightning strike
Shining with brightness, always on surveillance
The eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance
So don't tread on me
Threaten no more
To secure peace is to prepare for war
So be it
Settle the score
Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore
Threaten no more
To secure peace is to prepare for war
Once you provoke her, rattling on her tail
Threaten no more
To secure peace is to prepare for war
So be it
Settle the score
Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore
#2546. To: A+Bert, Arator, GeorgeFromBrooklyn, AmericanInTokyo, Mot, JR, Tra Nuddd (#2544)
(To be sung to Fats Domino's "Blueberry Hill")
'Cuz EX-Prez'dent Bill's...been lyin' to you!
So what's the Deal?! Slick's a Communist shill!!
He'll linger until...he hears it from you!!
Despite the denials he's made...Slick's armin' Beijing!!
'Cuz Your Hand's in the till! Ya love "Big Guv'ment Bill"!!
But word, in the Congress, is..."Ol' Slick's history!!"
And if DemocRATZ obstruct...We'll march on DeeCee!!
Resigning from Guilt...on Capitol Hill!!!
#2550. To: Jeff Head, Buckeroo, Tinman, Angelwood, Poker Boy, Jim Robinson, George W. Bush, M. Thatcher (#2546)
(Edited)
25 FITTY!!
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Dem Marxist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah- ah-arden!!
#2554. To: EdZep, Landru, Cyber-Band (#2550)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Mak'er")
Oh, oh oh oh, Justice's on a ROLL!!
Ay ay ay ay, must confront JOEZ Lies...
When I heard Left's Med'yuh Defend JOE, said, "Make a Stand, Stand, Stand!!"
JOE, we still LOATHE you so, we can't let you go.
Oh, oh oh oh, ooh every move MUD makes,
Oh oh oh oh, make Justice yer main goal,
When I read RATZ "News" is complicit, it made me sad, sad, sad.
JOE, we still loathe you so, we can't let you go.
Oh oh oh oh, you don't have to go,
#2558. To: Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, poet, backhoe, Sultan88, ferret, Leesylvanian, EdZep, stand watie, Dukie (#2554)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' BIDEN fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!
Or the Med'yuh report on JOEZ Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, JOEZ Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)
But the things Left write about us prove they're RATZ WHORE'd!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Show all the World We're Right and DeeCeez WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine REJECT SWAMPZ SCUM!!
Folks, help me and mine drain DeeCeez Swamp...
#2560. To: Landru, FBD, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, ALOHA RONNIE, backhoe, stand watie, Reagan Man, x (#2558)
(To be sung to the Marshall-Tucker Band's "Heard It In A Love Song")
Fer my views to take hold.
MUDZ been'a DittoHead so long now, the Truth must be told.
If I ever settle down...Rush speaks my mind!!
And it's damned high time that FReepers show a li'l spine!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong.
Like to start FReepin' against Dem Marxists today.
Lib'rals say that they love you, even though Left don't...
Let's help Dubyuh, man...it's time, we're Right, "Let's Roll!!"
He's that dude who knows all!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong!!
Wish y'all would come, but we don't need no Poltroons taggin' along.
Yes, we'll fight back DemWhores...gonna stand against JOEZ Lies.
We'll stay year after year until the Swampz Fear drops from yer eyes.
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong.
Left's bad, we'll FReep 'em in time.
Truth's the hardest thing...Right's always tried to whup Marxist slime.
Medyuh ignores TREASON 'cuz DemSycophants LOVE Slick Will.
Slick was born a rapist and a liar and I guess he always will...
Justa Lovable Fuzzball!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Can't be wrong!!
#2562. To: stand watie, budwiesest, sneakypete, Militiaman7, BufordP, gunsareok, Jimmy Valentine's brother, sneakypete (#2560)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
There lived the Vile Bidens!!
And JOEZ been the Hero of many Lib'rals...
Yet JOEZ a bag o' scum!!
He sold his soul fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string RATZ up!!
Slick torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure RATZ gets outta life...
Is when they're Abusin' their Power!!
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!
Yes, we SHALL remove JOEZ Stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!
JOEZ Fate is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
Vote to Impeach Biden!!
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers...
Yes, We'll DETHRONE BIDEN!!!!
IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(Impeach@gain.harder!!)
#2564. To: stand watie, backhoe, yankhater (#2562)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Biden, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Biden first...
That's our solemn pledge! JOEZ Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...JOE Biden must be caught!
We'll avenge the Afghan Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
JOEZ crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
JOE Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Left's vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!
#2566. To: MissAmericanPie, ActionNewsBill, AuntB, PhiKapMom, amom, geezerette, bmwcyle (#2564)
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make those suckers dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe RATZ didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and DemWhores who suck,
But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But their "One-World" was vile!"
And them Left-Wing fools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
While Bill's grown fat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a strength derived from livin' free,
In a voice crying out fer Liberty!
The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned.
And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while RATZ smoked to get high!"
And Left's Union Thugs kept makin' some Good Folks die!!
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
There'll soon be the day that Slick fries!!!"
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
Leftist whores can kiss my ass! While DemocRATZ cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"!
Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
Good patriots all refused to yield!
Do you recall how freedom feels? Today Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day Left won't lie!
This will be the day the Left Dies!!"
Spoiled generations lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick!
DemocRATZ...ya gotta dump yer prick,
'Cuz election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
MUDZ hands were clenched in Fists of Rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To Fight the libertarian Fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And Billzabubba's snortin' Cocaine with Spies...
Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS! Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"
So I urge you, ignore RATZ Network News,
That's why their ratings're down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that WE SPIED!"
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Swamp dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
#2570. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Sultan88, Snow Bunny, M. Thatcher, poet, holdonnow, backhoe, yankhater (#2566)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")
Slick couldda stopped the Taliban...
Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze...
How could he lose?! Press hides the news.
The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil Band!!
Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!
We know John Ashcroft knows...
We know that Dubyuh knows...
Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!
Guilty associates...
True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!!
Guilty Marxist HO's!!!
They're lasses that hide from conflict...
They waste the air that they breathe...
Good Patriots lead again!!!
We know George Dubyuh knows...
Patriots, show the Country how...
Sweet Justice Bless our Righteous Home!!
#2572. To: M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Cinnamon Girl, mommadooo3, PhiKapMom, AuntB (#2570)
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...
FReedom!!
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...
Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...
Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...
Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Slick, you must know...you must fear our desires...
Justice fer thugs...time to face the choir!!
RATZ are cloven, Willie...Yer a Liar!!
Ashcroft is racin'...Left can't keep up...
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of Truth'n'Justice...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Marxist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
#2574. To: heavyd, CHIEF negotiator, Angelique (#2572)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
"Respect the EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!!
Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
RATZ Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How shall our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannus!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it....
(The Anti-Clinton!!)
#2576. To: All (#2574)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bros...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
Fer yer future Daddy FReeps!!
Avenge bil Clinton's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
#2580. To: All (#2576)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
All RATZ Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' folks' true right to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh WHORE'd is RATZ 'HO'!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATZ're lyin' 'bout JOE Biden's Treason.
There are signs Swamp MUST Fall...
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Biden's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!"
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
When I look at the Left...
And my spirit starts sighing "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUDZ cave...
Heed the voices of those who heed Limbaugh!!
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, TruthSayers shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUDZ tunes will come to you at last.
When all are one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
#2582. To: KLT, Landru, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow (#2580)
(To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
And I don't know why Right let Dem Medyuh Marxists make US their fools!!
Swamp takes all OUR money...to pay DemRAT WHORE'dz!!
Now RATZ're with some of Xi's Chi-Com Buddies...
Treasonin' with Ol' TraitorJOE!!
Sometimes I dream...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by Dem Marxist DOLTS!!
Lied to by RATZ Medyuh WHORE'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Tyrants!!
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by Dem Marxist DOLTS!!
Lied to by RATZ Medyuh HO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by Dem Marxist DOLTS!!
Lied to by RATZ Medyuh HO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight RATZ Tyrants!!
#2586. To: All (#2582)
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...We Shan't Fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HO's!!!
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and not too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the HO's!!
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HO's!!!
Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
#2588. To: All (#2586)
Performed by Merle Haggard (1982)
Entirely too much work and never enough play
And I'm tired of these dirty old sidewalks
Think I'll walk off my steady job today
And give me all I've got coming to me
And keep your retirement and your so called social security
Big city turn me loose and set me free
Haven't got a thing to show for anything I've done
There's folks who never work and they've got plenty
Think it's time some guys like me had some fun
And give me all I've got coming to me
And keep your retirement and your so called social security
Big city turn me loose and set me free
Big city turn me loose and set me free
#2590. To: All (#2588)
(Edited)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")
While the HildaBeast's playin' "The FOOL!!"
Slick keeps lying about "those women" he's used...used like SlixTools!!
You know Bill's always been a creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Lib'rals like to go down!!!
But these crimes we've seen lately...
Slick's a Whore fer Power, tearin' FReedoms down and sellin' out to Beijing!!
Take it to the Senate, RE-Impeach RATS' Slime!!!
Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes.
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow,
Slick'll do Prison Time!!
That EX-Prez'dent's a Whore...Left loves their Tyrant PIGS!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come storming back, STAY on The Attack...
Next, We'll WHUP [enter RAT POTUS nominee '04]!!
Take it to the Senate...Convict RATS' Slime!!!
Take it to the Senate, it's Justice Time.......
(Impeach@gain.harder!!)
#2594. To: All (#2590)
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
We're gonna Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got NO SAY, Kamala!!
Biden's Gonna Git FReeped!!
JOE, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, JOEY...
RINOZ, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATZ in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE JOE TODAY!!!
Congress, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and RATZ are the same...
They're CONFUSED...JOEZ TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RATZ SCUM!!
Come on...JOEZ a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, Trumpsterz, COME ON!!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Senate gets in our way, Nation...
You know Truth'll force Dems OUT!!
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got JOE in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Trump's Gonna Whup his A$$!!!
#2596. To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, Landru, conservativemusician, sultan88, jla, goldilucky (#2594)
(To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, DemocRATZ, don't you feel contrite?!
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!!
Unhh!!
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!!
Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!!
Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!!
Slime...slime, slime...
#2600. To: All (#2596)
(Edited)
"26 HUNNERD posts..."
"Views: 48700"
(To be sung to John Lennon's version of "Stand By Me")
Marxist gruel is the greatest blight I see!!
No, I shan't be ashamed...no, we can't be ashamed...
Just as long as Right stands fer Liberty!!
Leftists loathe liberty!!
RATZ ain't free!! RATZ ain't free!!
We'll rumble...they'll fall...
And Big Guv'ment shall devolve from DeeCee.
It ain't Right...RATZ ain't Right!!
Folks, Left profits from Fear!!
Patriots must take a Stand...'gainst Tyranny!!
So, stand with me!!
RATZ ain't free!! RATZ ain't free!! RATZ ain't free!!
Let's Vote fer Liberty!!
Yes, liberty!! Can't you see? RATZ ain't free!!
Liberty...NOT Tyranny!!
You shall see...RATZ ain't free!!
#2604. To: poet (#2600)
Conservatives, a helping hand
Liberals think you’re just a lout,
a pebble in the shifting sand
just give them your vote
for a few pieces of gold
your dignity has been sold
of people on the dole
they want a nation
which has no Soul
liberals say, not you, just me
they will provide “security”
but, you must give up liberty
they give us government tools
propagandizing our children into fools
“teaching” them to “ feel”, not think
placing this nation on the brink
the beast they idolize,
the one they admire
will be cast into the Lake of Fire,
the culmination of Yahweh’s ire
conservatives have gone along,
we’ve made many mistakes
we’re willing to admit
at times we didn’t get it
we accept speeches as salve,
wanting to believe
what we’re told by thieves
striking a chord,
for those of us who believe,
accepting the deceit they weave
no longer drink from their cup
nor let them use us anymore
these political whores
they don’t really care
they just want us to be there
to vote them in
to continue their corruption
without interruption
August 4, 2002
#2606. To: All (#2604)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise")
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!
And MUD hadta FReep RATZ Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!
This whole world won't be the same...
DemocRAT Shame!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
#2608. To: All (#2606)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATZ're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left LOATHES our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!!
FReepers ROCK!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
Reject Swamp's hustlers and RATZ schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's destined to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
RATZ're "shocked"...Left's a$$es Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
#2610. To: cherrybomb88, Landru, sultan88, conservativemusician, FBD (#2608)
(To be sung to Pat Benatar's "Hell is for Children")
They tread in the wrong & we pay their tolls
Tax ‘ya and spend it, that’s their style
Yours and mine become one in the same
In the eyes of a lib’er’al
Hell is for liberals
And you know that their little lies they will never confess
Hell
Hell is for liberals
And you shouldn’t have to suffer to live
The American way with your hard earned pay
You’re Stalin’s prodigy, and we won’t let Rush bother you
Be a good little ‘Rat and you’ll be Slick’s new toy
Tell the people the rumors are true
Hell is for liberals
And you know that their little lies they will never confess
Hell...Hell is for liberals
And you shouldn’t have to pay all the money you made into taxes & SSI
Hell is for Hell
Hell is for Hell
Hell is for liberals
(repeat 2 x’s)
#2612. To: cherry_bomb88, PhiKapMom, AuntB, Geezerette, Happygal, Ragtime Cowgirl, Alamo-Girl, goldilucky (#2610)
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")
Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go?
Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways...
Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!"
Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!"
Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!"
Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys?
We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!!
While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"
Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?"
[yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.]
"Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!"
Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!"
Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school,
As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule...
No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down,
While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!"
Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"
The man with the Book says, "Raise yer hand...
Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' "
Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care."
'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore,
Nobody really trusted Slick no more.
Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware...
That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!!
Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"
Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!!
FReepers protest in the Public Square,
While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!!
Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"...
Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!!
The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today,
And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!!
We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!"
'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"
(Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations...The League of FReeNations!!)
#2615. To: FBD, cherry_bomb88, sultan88, MeeknMing, Landru, sneakypete (#2612)
(To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said.
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
His zealots couldn't save him, so WE SHOT "bin", and HE DIED!!!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
(Time Fer Justice!!!)
#2617. To: All (#2615)
(By Pink Floyd)
You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then the one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older
And shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation it's the English way
The time is gone the song is over, thought I'd something more to say.
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#2619. To: All (#2617)
(By Creedence Clearwater Revival)
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightning,
I see bad times today
Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise
I know the end is coming soon
I fear rivers overflowing,
I hear the voice of rage and ruin
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise
Hope you are quite prepared to die
Looks like we're in for nasty weather,
One eye is taken for an eye
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise
#2621. To: All (#2619)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Ol' Rush said, "RATZ're gonna put Slick on the shelf!!
But let me tell you...MUDZ got some news for you...
And you'll soon find out Right's True...
'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
And Right's feelin' strong!!
MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs...
Woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!!
Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE...
You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
Woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!!
So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains...
And YOU never even knew YOU ARE the key!!
And I'm feelin' strong!!
Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song...
'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
'Cuz RATZ're already done!!
Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!!
All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
#2623. To: FBD, Fracas, jla, Delphinium, mit, BufordP, GunsareOK, Tolerance Sucks Rocks, AdSimp, Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, ferret (#2621)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let JOE into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept JOEZ corruption,
DemRATZ will win...we'll've sanctified SIN!!
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me 'Our World Will End Without him!'
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in JOEZ Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
JOEZ a Traitor...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Swamp-fed Media, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
Patriots...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know DOJ's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
JOEZ a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from JOE... Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter,
Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....
#2627. To: Landru, jla, conservativemusician, leadpenny, FreeTheHostages, goldilucky, stand watie (#2623)
(To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")
Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast,
Rapin' many...trustin' none!!
Killing children, 'cuz it's fun...
But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!!
Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...
RATZ LOVE Hussein!!
Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!!
Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight...
There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!!
Good Patriots FReep RATZ Chi-Com spies...Let's FReep Bill Clinton!!
Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...
Yeah, Slick he's on the run...
MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares...
Care enough to DO YER SHARE!!
Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im...Roll on...Roll on!!
Shall more DIE while Clinton rolls?!
Will RATZ see Slick's feet of clay?!
Wellstone's Spirit stole away!!
But MUD knows that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!!
Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!!
Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm...
Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!
#2629. To: All (#2627)
(To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")
Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee!
Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' JOEZ TYRANNY...
DETHRONE RATZ TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
If everyone learned to FReep JOE Biden! Unh hunh...
Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!!
Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' JOEY?!
Now...help US now!!
All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee...
People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!!
We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee...
People really care...you must believe me!!
All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah...
Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually...
And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"
I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea...
Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin JOEY...
Now that's a vile bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!
Oh, what a feelin'...wontcha come on and FReep!!
Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee!
All patriots say come on and go see...
Sheeple are awakening...good folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!
That's the Train of FReedom!!
Biden'll soon take a dive...any minute now...
You know it's been a long...long overdue!
Look Out, Donald Trump's comin' right on thru...
#2631. To: All (#2629)
Less than 20 years ago, a $2 Trillion Federal Debt was seen as unfathomable...sheeesh!! These days, Bidenomics requires an ANNUAL $2 Trillion deficit!!
(To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
RATZ have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Left Gone Wrong...
Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of the men who used to know...
If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!!
DemRATZ must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
Folks, we've heard RATZ ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The Nation needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till we see KerryMan slink away...
We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
#2633. To: Diva Betsy Ross, blackie, MoJo2001, goldilucky, conservativemusician, Landru, sultan88, war, nolu_chan, Jhoffa_ (#2631)
(To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")
Kerry's such a Commie 'Ho!!
Hill'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!!
HildaBeast, give Veep a go!!
Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision...
Show all the World we know Peace is Right!!
Yeah...go go go!!
RATZ been in charge fer too long!!
Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?!
Let's hope that day's before yer gone!!
Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!!
FReep the Left into submission!!
All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!
Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!
Devolve all that Power to thee...
Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning...
Rise up fer our Victory!!
I understand it's Life's Big Decision...
Gotta choose between Left and Right!!
FReep DemRATZ into submission...
Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!
#2635. To: AuntB, Paul Cruce, PhiKapMom, Sabertooth, coteblanche, Fred Mertz, sneakypete (#2633)
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")
We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime...
MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time...
We keep our heads up fer RATZ "perfect crimes"...
Let's show some spine...'bout friggin' time!!
RATZ find themselves alone when each vote's thru!!
Left, please admit that JOEZ a foolish dude!!
Reject Swamp's LIES...it's FReepin' Time!!
We'll give Left cause to doubt what's sanctified!!
Fer you, I know we'll even fight to turn the tide...
Let's show some spine...it's FReedom Time!!
MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time...
We reach our hands out to the souls that try...
It's Justice Time...we'll stay on-line!!
#2639. To: All (#2635)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATZ wriggle, Left snickers and it mocks!!
Yeah, yer scum...damn yer Socialist LIES!! Ooahhohh...
TraitorJOE, why won't you close the border?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "policies"...are just Treas'nous LIES!!
We loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
We want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer Chi-Com SPIES!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer Freedom at all!!
#2641. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman, cherry_bomb88, dead (#2639)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!!
FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!!
Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
I ain't gettin' old.
Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Dem RINOZ shall fold.
Left loves Big Guv'ment...and Swamp's crimes are bold!!
Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines...
To keep insisting that the Truth be told!!
Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!!
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!!
RATZ are gettin' old!!
Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Ahhh...ummm....
(IMPEACH TraitorJOE Biden!!)
#2643. To: Coral Snake, Murron, Badeye (#2641)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "After The Goldrush")
Prayin' fer things from their King.
There were Leftists kneelin' and young girls squealin'...
Sang, "Barack is Liberty!!
'Cuz we got Big Change comin'...Dubyuh's DONE!!"
Our youth's voting fer a dream!!
Hope that Brother Barry is "The One"...
Who can keep this Country free!!
Pray that Prez'dent Barry is "The One"...
Who will keep my Nation free!!
A tingle ran up their thighs.
Networks swear that they ain't biased...
Whilst ignoring Barry's lies.
The Syntaurs' band's playin' in my head...
RightWing felt like getting high.
I was thinking about what Li'l Bill had said...
He's believin' the Media's lies.
Thinking about what Obama said...
But I reckon it was a lie.
Sosh'lists take yer raise fer Big Guv!!
There were Lib'rals cryin', "Raise taxes higher!!
Obama's the "Chosen One!!""
It's all a dream, George Soros' scheme...
Big Guv'ment's what RATZ love.
Prayin' Brother Barry's power greed...
Ain't got freedom on the run.
Standin' against Marxists' growing needs...
'Til forever.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2647. To: All (#2643)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Let's Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We got Truth on our side...
"And Bidenn's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells...make yer Righteous stand, so good folks will know!!
Folks, it's Trump's Hour now...
Help us FReep 'gainst RATZ Power!!
Lord, the sun is settin' low upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells so the World will know Big Guv'ment's SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But their Power's weak...
Yet, the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells for RATZ morally-bereft!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
Who would judge the many...
Yet say, "Hunters KEWL!!"
Ring Dem bells for Dem Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that died...
When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells for our Soldiers whom TraitorJOE entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
But Bold FReepers are strong...
And We're Breakin' Down Resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!!
#2649. To: Vast Right Wing Conspiritress, stand watie, sneakypete (#2647)
(Edited)
"Views: 50500"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!!
We're gonna help Trump git some traction...
Right's gonna demand satisfaction....
Swamp's gonna find out what Right is all about.
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!!
We're gonna FReep talk and television...
RATZ shall heap on their vile derison...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
RATZ, fear OUR Might...we're gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
We're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Marxists scream!!
We're gonna FReep Trump and Hanni-vision...
Left shall fear our righteous precision...
Swamp's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
America's Right...we're gonna FReep RATZ SCUM from Power!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna throw Dem Marxists out!!
Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
#2651. To: All (#2649)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Yer quips drove DemocRATZ INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
(06/06/2004)
#2653. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, MeekOneGOP, BraveMan, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, dead, meguro (#2651)
(To be sung to the Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet With Butterfly Wings")
Want to destroy US...corrupt Left has no shame!!
DemRATZ are idiots...Left's insa-a-ane!!
Evil conspires....RATZ got blood on their hands!!
Even now we know...Right must strike "The Blow!!"
RATZ ain't cool...Swamp's OLDE!! Fight Dem HO's!!
Elites are so vain...but they're still only RATZ in a Rage!!
Left's minions will say, "FReedom's lost...the Truth's been slain!!"
Despite all Left's Rage...RATZ are still just morons in a cage!!
LeftWing's been quakin'...Fearin' Limbaugh's show!!
FReedom's what I want...I want big cha-a-ange...
Dem Lib'rals have not...have not shown their shame!!
Yessir, folks, I know!! Soon enuff, you'll know!!
Left ain't cool...Swamp's OLDE!! RATZ are OLDE!!
Despite all their Rage, Right is still sittin' up center stage!!
RATZ hatred is vain, Left is lost, they'll never be saved!!
Despite what Libs say, they are still just DemRATZ in a Rage!!
Clinton should be doing time!!
TREASON ain't Slick's only crime!!
Justice seems to blow Left's mind!!
TREASON is a cap'tal crime...it's TRUE!!
Left fights like they're crazed...but they're still just RATZ on rampage!!
Despite all Left's rage, Right is still standing center stage!!
Despite all Left's rage, Libs are still just vile RATZ in a rage!!
Despite all Left's rage, Media's still just DemRATZ without shame!!
Yet I still believe OUR Nation can be saved!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#2657. To: Landru, conservativemusician, budwiesest, EdZep, ironman, kristinn, joanie-f, palo verde, Murron (#2653)
(To be sung to the Who's "Bargain")
Fer Justice, we'll give all we have!!
The RightWing, we'll triumph ev'ry time and we're MAD!!
Press words are just Socialist swill!!
Fer Power, RATZ're STOOOPID, olde, and sad!!
Reject Dem Marxist RATZ!!
Dethrone Dem PlutocRATZ!!
Our FReedoms have been dearly bought...
Fer Justice, Right's gotta lead US to the top!!
TraitorJOEZ no good...Fight The Man!!
JOE LIED, too, 'bout his Treason 'gainst Uncle Sam!!
The Left Loves Tyranny!!
DemRATZ LOATHE all who're FRee!!
The whole Human Race shall be better...
Our wealth is worth nuthin'...if we lose.
Left's just Commie SCUM, don't be fooled...
Swamp's PRO-sedition!!
But Right's working to preserve Liberty!!
The FReepers need YOU!!
Our FReedoms have been dearly bought...
Our Nation...depends on soldiers atop the Wall!!
Culture War's 'bout Good against Bad!!
Must fight fools...Right can't empower RATZ Marxist Man!!
Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Rejoice...Socialism's DEAD!!
(IMPEACH & DETHRONE TraitorJOE Biden!!)
#2659. To: Flora McDonald, GottaLuvAkitas1, GeorgeW23225, TNTtheleft, P8riot, Landru, jla, MeekOneGOP (#2657)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?!")
Yeah, we got Reagan roots...
Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!!
Left's just victimized...
BidenBOTZ...Marxist SPIES!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh Whore'd!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!
Help US, Nation...we're in danger...
Reject Biden...he's no leader!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Biden's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject TraitorJOE!!
We're Right NOW!!
Right shall bring it...we got soul!!
Left's just beggin'...RATZ ain't FRee!!
Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer freaks!!
We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!!
Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!!
Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!!
RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)
#2661. To: Landru, jla, JohnHuang2, Mia T, Happygal, cherry_bomb88, 88, BraveMan (#2659)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
DemRATZ're WRONG...but their side's hurtin'!!
All Right wants fer you...Vote fer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden!!
Big Guv'ment's vile...RATZ Power is wors'nin'!!
All I want is fer you to LOATHE Tyranny!!
Are YOU tuff enuff?!!
We ain't rich enuff...
Right's not too proud to FReep!!
Help save our home...from Sosh'list cretins!!
Limbaugh's on the radio...
Come on, Nation, help FReep Tyranny!!
Ain't you tuff enuff?!!
Left's just bitch'n'bluff...
Folks see RATZ LOATHE the FRee!!
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Libs...
Yer sooo petty, petty, petty, petty, petty Lib-uh-rulls!!
Pretty petty...Swamp's a pretty petty little world...
Come on, Nation, please, please, FReep!!
Lib'rals, Fear our Power...Fear our FReeps!!
Fear the Power of our votes when we meet!!
Left's goin' down...Devolve Power!!
Join Right's quest fer Liberty!!
Reject tyranny...RightWing's goin' off!!
There's one thing, Lib'rals, that I don't understand...
You keep on telling me...Trump ain't yer kinda man!!
Don't you like it rough?!!
Elites bitch'n'bluff...Guv'ment Left LOVES!!
Ooh! Ooh!
Right's Liberty...we'll FReep fer FReedom!!
Never, never, never, never, never forsake yer Liberty!!
Left, quit yer fussin' and learn to EARN IT!!
#2663. To: habs4ever, dwbh, MurryMom, Demidog (#2661)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is imprisonin' Bill in chains!!!
'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
#2665. To: All (#2663)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")
Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!!
Obama's all the rage...
Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand.
Dem Marxists, how they try...
To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!
Defeat the Left's nightmare!!
'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!!
Networks still don't seem to care.
Of a man as wise as could be.
Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev...
Dutch gave folks liberty!!
But now each year, Fed takes what's mine...
Big Guv'ment spends and spends!!
Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe...
RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"
You leeches steal our share!!
Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned...
Tout their Marxist plans...
But Voters ain't unaware!!
Now we got our Veep, Sarah!!
Gov'ner Palin's no joke...
She says, "Drill ANWR!!"
Devolve Power to the States!!
But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!!
We don't care what RAT-Networks say...
Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day.
RATZ shall fear the songs of the Syntaurz!!
Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!
#2667. To: Murron, Dakmar, buckeroo (#2665)
(To be sung to Widespread Panic's "Bowlegged Woman")
Press loves BarryO...
Tells US He's the next Messiah...
They're all just Marxist HO's!!
Big Guv'ment just ain't Right!!
If we don't find the will to cut back...
Revolution we shall fight!!
'Gainst that bowlegged Lib'ral, and her Marxist man!!
'Gainst that bowlegged Lib'ral, and her Marxist man!!
Make Dem sheeple cry!!
We love freedom deep inside...
Beware Slick's Arkancide!!
Folks, Big Guv'ment comin' down!!
Make yer fortune...live yer life...
Don't want Big Brother hangin' 'round!!
'Gainst that bowlegged Leftist, and her Marxist man!!
Wife's a bowlegged Lib'ral...yer a Marxist man!!
The Earth's next Messiah!!
Lyin' just so to tax you more, Nation...
RATZ are Big Guv'ment HO's!!
Big Guv'ment just ain't Right!!
If we don't find the will to cut back...
Revolution we shall fight!!
'Gainst that bowlegged Leftist, and her Marxist man!!
Wife's a bowlegged Lib'ral...yer a Marxist man!!
#2669. To: All (#2667)
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- aheee...)
Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make Dem Marxists see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Rush sent me here with his FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
(Justice@int.Negotiable!!)
#2671. To: M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge (#2669)
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
RATZ IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!
The Elitist Network Media's Continuous Coverup of the Corrosively Calamitous Crimes
Committed by Clinton's Corrupt Cadre of Communist Co-Conspirators Continues to Crumble...
Cool!!!
#2673. To: Linda Tripp (#2671)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")
Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces...
Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie.
Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers...
So crass, so slimy, so warped!
Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!"
While blockin' Justice for RATZ WHORE!!
And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence...
It's gettin' tougher to ignore!!
While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!
And history will vindicate you, forever!
Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin...
Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!
And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light.
Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right!
But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades...
Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"!
So, let me take care of those Sosh'list slimeballs...
And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!!
And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag...
I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!!
Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.
Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED!
It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter!
We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!
But I watched you just tonight and I said,
"I won't let Marxists mislead me anymore!"
Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath...
Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do...
After twenty years with the Black and Gold!
Still, you see Slick dressed like a star...
Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES,
At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.
For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!!
The White House lies'll soon be disproved...
I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!
Election next November will be a slaughter...
Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever...
Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!
I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released.
Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you?
And if so, did you listen to it?
I totally missed it. She is a genuinely historic figure.
#2676. To: sneakypete, Snow Bunny, sinkspur, M Kehoe, stand watie (#2673)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Things Goin' On")
Has you ever seen so Vile a Show?!
Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, Wake FRom Yer Dream!!!
'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know...
Heads'll roll...
Too much Money RATZ greedily consume!!
Well, until JOE makes it Right, we'll see Left NEVER Sleeps FRom FRight...
'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon!
Do it now...do it to it...
With some help from his best bud, DiscoDave, on Lead Guitar)
They gonna ruin us all by and by...
Folks, MUDZ Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Biden's hidin' RATZ Chinese Spies,
While JOE Smokes his Weed and just gets high!
We're gonna send you and Left's Evil Klan a'packin'...
All good Patriots say RATZ Gotta Go!!!
Well, if you don't know what I mean,
Let's all stand up and scream,
"YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!!"
Well, if you think I'm being Mean,
Let MUD Stand and Repeat...
"Let's IMPEACH Left's 'HO TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY!
Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT the Sleazy Ba$+ard!!!!"
#2678. To: All (#2676)
(Edited)
(Written and performed by Hank Williams Jr.)
But lately some of my kinfolk have disowned a few others and me
I guess it's because I went and changed my position
Lord, I guess I went and broke their family tradition
(They yell, they wanna know: "Hank..")
Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in this position
When I get stoned, I'm just carryin' on an old family tradition.
Although his kind of music and mine ain't exactly the same
Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in my position
When I get stoned and sing all night long it's just a family tradition
(Don't ask me: "Hank...")
Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out them songs that you wrote?
If I'm down in a honky tonk, and some ole slick's tryin' to gimme some friction
I says "Leave me alone, I'm stayin' all night long 'cause it's a family tradition"
They both tried to kill me in nineteen seventy-three
When that doctor asks me "Son, how'dja get in this condition?"
I says "Hey Sawbones, I'm just a-carryin' on the old family tradition."
(So don't ask me: "Hank...")
Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out them songs that you wrote?
Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in my unique position
When I get stoned and sing all night long, it's just a family tradition.
#2681. To: Skip Intro (#2678)
(Edited)
"Views: 52000"
(To be sung to Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime")
Folks, it's summertime...all Dem Lib'rals R HIGH!!
Marxist Messiah...RAT- minions whine!!
TeeVee Networks LIE...
Fed'ral workers, they git DOUBLE!!
That ain't Right!!
RATZ can't think...shouldn't drive...
Rise up an' show why Truth is Right!!
Vote her out..make her squeeal!!
TraitorJOEZ a WHORE...
His corruption's REAL!!
Brief along..B SANE...
RATZ R DUMB...don't B one, VOTE fer TheRight!!
Autumn sun goes down...Truth shall save US...
VOTE fer Truth in November!!
We ain't dirty...we ain't mean!!
We love livin' freely, but RATZ spending's on SPEED!!
Don't like Leftist SLIME...
Marxist minions, RATZ attackin' Liberty!!
Obama's fascist!!
RATZ love tyranny...Karl Marx' philosophy!!
Sing along with MUD...dee dee dee dee dee...
Dah dah dah dah dah...love our Liberty!!
Dah dah dah...dee dah dee dah dee dee dahh...
Dah dah dah dah dah...right on, right on...
Friends, November's near, yeah, Election time!!
Stop Obama, make the Right Vote...
Folks, TheTruth is DeeCee's VILE!!
MUD shall sing to win...
We're conspirin'...good patriots shall Devolve Power!!
We ain't Rich, but we're nice...
Tell yer friends, an' we'll all Vote 'gainst Left's Power!!
#2684. To: All (#2681)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATZ nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATZ This Fall!!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Patriots're gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
#2686. To: Landru, dirtboy, Askel5, AppyPappy, Doctor Raoul, Critter, Physicist, Angelwood (#2684)
(To be sung, angrily, to the Guess Who's "American Woman")
Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee!
Don't come a'pimpin' RATZ Federal WHORE'd,
Don't want you to regulate no more!
I got more important things to do...
Than waste my time hatin' life with you!
"Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!!
DemocRAT jackass, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"
Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees...
Don't come a'bitchin' around my store...
Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more...
Public Ed can stupidify,
But Rush's Right don't believe Left's LIES!
"NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay!
Femi-nazis, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"
Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay!
Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores...
Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more...
We don't need your welfare schemes...
We don't need your class enmity!
Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies...
The Right will just convict his spies!!
Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!!
American Sheeple...when will you see?!!
We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton!
Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye!
You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!!
Gotta look Slick right in the eye,
Tell'im what he's gotta do,
"Ya know we'll never leave...'til yer a Prison 'HO!"
T-Mac resigns by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?!
Slick, yer a frickin' SLEAZE!!
(here.til.we're.done!)
#2688. To: sultan88 (#2686)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
RATZ say they want a revolution...
Well, you know...
We all want to change the world!!
Truth is we need a Devolution...
'Cuz you know...
RightWing wants to save the world.
But Left is all about destruction....
RATZ don't know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!!
Still, you know we're gonna be all right,
We're Right...Far Right!!
Guv'ment blows...
Devolvin' Power is the plan!!
RATZ beggin' fer tax contributions...
Left don't know...
We're givin' all we can!!
If you want money fer sheeple with minds that hate...
Socialist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!!
Still, you know we're gonna be all right,
We're Right...Far Right!!
Well, you know...
Barry's Marxist ways are dead!!
RATZ wanna kill our institutions...
Still, we know...
Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread.
But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO...
Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!!
Folks, you know we're gonna be all right,
We're Right...Far Right!!
#2692. To: All (#2688)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Swamp's Lib'ral mis-directions...are driving RATZ insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! JOEZ Treason washed away...
The Evil of Dem Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...JOEZ ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If RATZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
RATZ lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that we should "Just Move On!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
(Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)
#2694. To: All (#2692)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Biden, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE JOEY first...
That's our solemn pledge! RATZ Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Must make sure all Dem Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...JOE Biden has been bought!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
JOEZ crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...
Come join our Righteous Fight!!
#2697. To: Jethro Tull, HalfIrish, Arator, mit, Willie Green, goldilucky, ForGod'sSake, yankhater, dead (#2694)
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Biden who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Medyuh LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
Devolve Power...The Grand Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take TraitorJOE down!!
Listen to what Carlson's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
Ain't gonna listen to RATZ Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that Dem Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
Marxists' "programs" we'll erase...by and by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for what's Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...)8^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEDUUUMMM!!!
#2699. To: Landru, sultan88, ForGod'sSake, EdZep, dead, Snow Bunny, PhiKapMom, OldFriend, Happygal (#2697)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
EX-President is lookin' small...
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when DemRATZ implode...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
Slick's debauchery we can't accept!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange Dem Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shan't go free!!!
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemocRATZ promote Slick's lifestyle...
RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...
Yes, it's true...The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
#2701. To: LiberteeBell, MeekOneGOP, stand watie, cherry_bomb88, FBD, Taxman, staytrue, tgslTakoma (#2699)
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")
RightWing must git ourselves prepared...
'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory...
Good folks, you must become aware!!
Fool RATZ been lyin' that "they care"!!
But Justice is the cost of our Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor...
FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!!
Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!
RATZ, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!!
We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory...
Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!
RightWing, it's time to show we care!!
We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!
#2703. To: Landru, The Scourge of Yazid, FreeTheHostages, cherry_bomb88, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, dirtboy (#2701)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
RATZ dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject JOE Biden's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...
'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Must reject RATZ fears...and FReepin's the way!!
When Dem Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
RATZ peddle Fear...Swamp empowers Satan...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATZ must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
RATZ whole Marxist WHORE'd...let's just eradicate it!!
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Grand Devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next- door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!
#2705. To: EdZep, heavyd, dead, Willie Green (#2703)
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled RATZ WHORE'd!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!!
'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
Tyranny'll break Slick...RATZ Beware!!
#2707. To: Joy Angela, ForGod'sSake, scholar, Liz, Landru, Snow Bunny, poet, sultan88, jla (#2705)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATZ have no place to stay!!
Elite Ol' Marxists taught US to weep an' moan...
Trump's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
All DemRATZ have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
JOE...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when RATZ stonewall breaks, Biden'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!!
ah~ooh-hooh.
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh- oh, ohh-oh-oh, ouch!!
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ooooohhh!!
Hey! Oh!
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
Goin' down, Swamp's goin' down now.
We're goin' now, devolving Power,
JOEZ goin' down, Left's goin' do__wn.
JOEZ goin' down, Swamp's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, devolving Power now.
Right's gonna roll, Truth's on a roll now.
Left's goin' down, RATZ're goin' down-down- down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.
#2711. To: Snow Bunny, Landru, FallGuy, coteblanche, ArneFufkin, goldilucky (#2707)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
When will yer hatred disappear?!
Leftists...my bros...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why Biden Lied!!
But Lib'rals...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"TraitorJOE...JOE Biden...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge Dem Tyrants' shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let DemocRATZ git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!
Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
#2713. To: conservativemusician, stand watie, Fracas, Landru, Snow Bunny, Puff D'Ahole (#2711)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
DemRATZ have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know "The LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet..."
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as RATZ Drones!!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars to tell the night time from the day!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATZ may be Losers, but there's a New World before you...
You better let the FReepers love you,
You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!
#2715. To: backhoe, Bill D Berger, badeye, BorisY, Beau Bridges, Todd Bridges, Lloyd Bridges, TLBSHOW, AuntB (#2713)
(To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "Fall of the Peacemakers")
This land rejects all kings!!
The Truth shall find its voice...
For freedom, we sing...patriots shall sing!!
Good men must take a stand...smaller Guv'ment is our goal!!
Folks, the Truth is everything!!
We'll fight the fight so Left's free to prance...
Folks, imagine RATZ called MUD a dreamer.
How many times must Guv'ment LIE?!!
How many fears must good patriots fight?!!
Country suffers from RATZ madness...
Freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...freep fer Justice!!
We're Liberty's friend and for Justice we lust!!
Take a stand...WIN THE WAR!!
White doves shall fly!! Peace to all!!
'Cuz when Right fights, the SheepMasters'll fall!!
Left ain't scary anymore.
Black thread shall smite Left's fears and Left's lies...
AlQueda's Death and Violence!!
How many times must Lib'rals lie?!
How come RINOZ like avoiding fights?!
Country suffers from RATZ madness!!
Ohh...freep fer Justice!!
Ohhh...help freep fer Justice!!
#2717. To: jla (#2715)
Friday the Thirteenth...and allegedly a Day of World-Wide Jihad...
(Written and Performed by Merle Haggard)
And the countryside's a sin.
An' the price of life is too high to give up,
Gotta come down again.
When the world wide war is over and done,
And the dream of peace comes true.
We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' that rainbow stew.
And the gasoline car is gone.
When an airplane flies without any fuel,
And the satellite heats our home.
One of these days when the air clears up,
And the sun comes shinin' through.
We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
An' eatin' that rainbow stew.
Underneath that sky of blue.
All be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
An' eatin' that rainbow stew.
Just think about what's in store.
When people start doin' what they oughta be doin',
Then they won't be booin' no more.
When a President goes through the White House door,
An' does what he says he'll do.
We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' that rainbow stew.
Underneath that sky of blue.
We'll all be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' some rainbow stew.
Underneath that sky of blue.
All be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' rainbow stew.
#2719. To: Jim Robinson, John Robinson, Angelwood (#2717)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Dreamed I Saw St. Augustine")
Dude's loved by all who FReep!!
Lurkin' 'roun' Jim's Forum, FRiends...
Fightin' fer our Liberty!!
We're defending our Right to Bear Arms...
Leftists' Culture's oh so cold...
Battling fer the Country's Soul...
Our Forefathers Make US Bold!!
In a voice with no restraint,
"Come out, my gifted FReeperFRiends...
Help US Put JOE in CHAINS!!
No Lib'ral is amongst ye now...
Whom you can call "HERO!!"
So Fight the Fight Fer Liberty...
And know You're Not Alone!!"
Libs cower at his every breath!!
And I dreamed I was amongst the ones...
Who FReeped Slick 'til his Death!!
NO, we don't FReep in anger,
Just becuz our Prez'dent LIED!!
We just like whuppin' sosh'list A$$...
And Raise OUR Voice With Pride!!
#2728. To: All (#2719)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")
The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style...
And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!!
Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'...
No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...
But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts,
You're a Danger to the State!!
Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!!
No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!
You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders!
Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs,
You're the one who's givin' the orders!!
No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE...
And you're not fit fer leadin'!!
Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate...
While Lady Justice's bleedin'....
And your schtick's so great, I took the bait,
And you almost had me believin'.
But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to the Juice!!
No, I don't know how you can look me in the eye,
While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!
Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!!
Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy...
Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!
#2730. To: All (#2728)
(Written and performed by Simon and Garfunkel)
I've come to talk with you again.
Because a vision softly creeping
Left it's seed while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sounds of silence.
Narrow streets of cobble stone.
'Neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp,
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sounds of silence.
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never shared,
And no one dared
Disturb the sounds of silence.
Silence like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my arms that I might reach you."
But my words like silent raindrops fell...
And echoed in the wells of silence.
To the neon gods they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming,
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls."
And whispered in the sounds of silence.
#2732. To: All (#2730)
(Edited)
(Written and performed by Pink Floyd)
With no cause, we don't discriminate
Discovery is to be disowned
Our currency is flesh and bone
Hell opened up and put on sale
Gather 'round and haggle
For hard cash, we will lie and deceive
Even our masters don't know the web we weave
One world, and we will smash it down
One world ... One world
Hollow laughter in marble halls
Steps have been taken, a silent uproar
Has unleashed the dogs of war
You can't stop what has begun
Signed, sealed, they deliver oblivion
We all have a dark side, to say the least
And dealing in death is the nature of the beast
One world, and we will smash it down
One world ... One world
The dogs of war won't capitulate,
They will take and you will give,
And you must die so that they may live
You can knock at any door,
But wherever you go, you know they've been there before
Well winners can lose and things can get strained
But whatever you change, you know the dogs remain.
One world, and we will smash it down
One world ... One world
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Whup Dem RAT-bastards' BUTTS!!")
#2736. To: All (#2732)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War")
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, MUD's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, You TOOL!!
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you Redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! [=^D]
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
BOY, I'll piss on yer head!!
#2738. To: Marysecretary, (#2736)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
The blame it is all Left's own...
That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren...
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!!
Folks, we shan't bow to him...
Righteous shall detach Slick's crown...
Shouldda RESIGNED long ago...
What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?!
Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!
La la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...
History shall record it so!!
What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?!
How could Gore run when he knows?!
Why DID we raze Kosovo?!!
War Criminals demand Justice!!
[Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo...
Kids dead in Kosovo...
Four dead in Ohio?!
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!!
Why weren't the Sheeple told?!
IGNORE LEFT'S MEDIA WHORE'd!!!
(To be sung to CSN&Y's "Find the Cost of FReedom")
Righteous Lord shall guide us through...PROSECUTION NOW!!!
RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear RATZ Stonewall down...
Countrymen, Right calls on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!
(RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)
#2740. To: FBD, MeeknMing, sultan88, conservativemusician, Landru (#2738)
(Performed by Little Walter)
I'm ready to fight
I've been lookin' for my baby all night
If I get her in my sight
Boom boom! out go the lights
Now she's kiddin' all in my hair
If I get her in my sight
Boom boom! out go the lights
I'm ready to go
When I find her boy don't you know
If I get her in my sight
Boom boom! out go the lights
When I found out she ain't mine no more
If I get her in my sight
Boom boom! out go the lights
#2742. To: All (#2740)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Lost in the Flood")
They'll walk through town heads held high...
"He Helped Liberate Iraq!!" they'll hear the RighteousFolks say.
This countryside's burnin' with Lib'ral Airheads chantin' "RATZ Fer Genocide!!"
Slick's Left is SCUM, they're gutless fairies, 'neath Medyuh WHORE'ds' LIES they hide!!
RATZ're breakin' dreams and promises with Vile Tyrants givin' 'em directions!!
PUNKS run wild through Federalized slums IGNORANT...pleadin' fer MORE RAT Deception!!
The DemocRATZ love DEATH and Tyranny...their hands're all caked in blood...
Kristinn says "FReep!!" with the folks from DeeCee, the A.N.S.W.E.R. is MORE MUD!!
Then MUD said "Hey, Angelwood, Git Justice...Git Justice Fer RATZ Scum!!
Has Left thrown their senses out the door?!
Or did they lose them slingin' mud?!"
races Sundays in Jersey in a Chevy stock super eight
He rides `er low on the hip,
On the side he's got Bound For Glory in red, white and blue flash paint
He leans on the hood telling racing stories, the kids call him Jimmy The Saint
Well the blaze and noise boy, he's gunnin' that bitch loaded to blastin' point
He rides head first into a hurricane and disappears into a point
And there's nothin' left but some blood where the body fell
That is, nothin' left that you could sell
just junk all across the horizon, a real highwayman's farewell
And he said "Hey kid, you think that's oil? Man, that ain't oil that's blood"
I wonder what he was thinking when he hit that storm
Or was he just lost in the flood?
Eighth Avenue sailors in satin shirts whisper in the air
Some storefront incarnation of Maria, she's puttin' on me the stare
and Bronx's best apostle stands with his hand on his own hardware
Everything stops, you hear five, quick shots, the cops come up for air
And now the whiz-bang gang from uptown, they're shootin' up the street
And that cat from the Bronx starts lettin' loose
but he gets blown right off his feet
And some kid comes blastin' round the corner but a cop puts him right away
He lays on the street holding his leg screaming something in Spanish
Still breathing when I walked away
And somebody said "Hey man did you see that?
His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud"
I wonder what the dude was sayin' or was he just lost in the flood?
Hey man, did you see that, those poor cats are sure messed up
I wonder what they were gettin' into, or were they just lost in the flood?
(The DemocRAT Party is Being EXPOSED as THE Communist Party of America...Let 'em Squawk!!)
#2744. To: Cyber-Band, goldilucky, MeeknMing (#2742)
(To be sung to Creed's "Higher")
Fight RATZ Slime, my FRiends!!
'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste...
'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!!
FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!!
Shun the LIES!! DemRATZ we'll Liberate!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Can't let JOE escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
Meek RINOZ WE AIN'T!!
Biden is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
DemRATZ're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
To help FRee MinionsOfState!!
Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!!
'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right...
If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Impeach RATZ Shame!!
The Goal is to Imprison RATZ...
Proclaim JOEZ Disgrace...fer growin' HATE!!
Folks, let's ROLL there!!
Shan't let JOE escape!!
Come on, REJECT FEAR!!
Meek RINOZ WE AIN'T!!
Media are all LIARs!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
DemRATZ're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!!
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
Convict RATZ Slime!!
Convict RATZ Slime!!
Biden is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
DemRATZ're all LIARS!!
'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Biden is a LIAR!!
'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!!
FER Justice WE Aspire!!
'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
#2746. To: coteblanche (#2744)
(Edited)
(Poem by Audie Murphy, Medal of Honor Recipient)
They sit in the corner and wait -
Two souvenirs of the Second World War
That have withstood the time, and the hate.
Where kill or be killed was the law -
Were these implements used with high honor?
What was the glory they saw?
And now that we're here all alone,
Relics all three of a long ago war -
Where has freedom gone?
Let it soar with the winds high above
Among the spirits of soldiers now sleeping,
Guard it with care and with love.
I agree with all they have said -
And if the moment of truth comes tomorrow,
I'll be free, or By God, I'll be dead!
(Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations...
The League of FReeNations!!)
#2748. To: FBD, sultan88, cherry_bomb88, conservativemusician, Landru, Biff Tannen (#2746)
(By Loudon Wainwright III)
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn’t see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin’ to high Heaven!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don’t have to look and you don’t have to see
‘Cause you can feel it in your olfactory
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin’ to high Heaven!
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they’re gonna make you swoon!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin’ to high Heaven!
It’s dead, it’s in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin’ to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It’s dead, it’s in the middle
And it’s stinkin’ to high, high Heaven!
#2750. To: FBD, cherry_bomb88, sultan88, MeeknMing, Landru, ferret (#2748)
(To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said.
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
His zealots couldn't save him, so WE SHOT "bin", and HE DIED!!!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
(Time Fer Justice!!!)
#2752. To: ForGod'sSake, Mia T, cherry_bomb88, jla, FreeTheHostages, Jhoffa_ (#2750)
"Views: 56000"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Fatboy")
Sits there reflectin'...contemplates what to do...
MUD feels anger inside...yet filled with pride.
No...Slim's no Saint...yet not the one to blame.
Tryin' to think of FReepin' words to say...
Like..."This is just a game I play..."
And..."All shall be okay."
Ohhhh...silent rage...why won't folks fan the flames?!
[zzzzzzzzzzzzz...LOL!!]
MUDZ Mama's pride and joy...
MUDZ kids...they love him!!
And MUDZ Missuz...she holds him!!!
If we could sing...fer Truth and Life?!"
Then, outrun Left's spin...and INDICT ol' Slick?!!
Ohhh-oh-oh-oh...Truth Shall Reign!!
Someday, you'll feel the same...
#2754. To: All (#2752)
(To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")
Politicked his way across the U-S-A.
RAPED some women on the way...
Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said:
"Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
Said, "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!!
But Huang never lost the Prez...
'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said...
"Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!"
Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!"
And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!!
Corruption here fer some TREASON there...
Clinton's White House is the place where they said:
"Hey kids, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!!
Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene
- Ted said:
"Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..."
Said, "Hey Jack, DemocRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
Thought she was VeePee in her day.
Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash,
Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said:
"Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!"
MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!"
And the DemocRATS go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
(Re-FReeped 18 February 2003)
#2756. To: Critter, csvset, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, kattracks, The_Eaglet, John R. Bob Locke, stand watie, Biff Tannen (#2754)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")
Abusing his Power, Obstructin' the Truth!
Shameless Traitor, Prez'dency's a Sham...
You know we can't let RATZ High Treason stand!
Vile Forces hold JOEZ critics at bay...
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!!
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until JOE Resigns!
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" bleed our Freedoms away!
But now JOEZ beholden to his Communist spies!
Our faith's been broken, RATZ must be tried...
They'll rot in prison to pay for their crimes!!
Vile forces try to excuse it away...
DemocRAT Comrades condone Evil, I say,
"Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!"
#2758. To: abigail2 (#2756)
(Edited)
"Views: 56789"
(By Rudyard Kipling)
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
so hold on when there is nothing in you
but the Will which says to them: "Hold on !";
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
#2760. To: Ragtime Cowgirl, Cincinatus' Wife, mommadooo3, nolu_chan, TLBSHOW, sneakypete (#2758)
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Trash TraitorJOE with scorn...Brandon has been forewarned...
JOEZ a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...
JOEZ done SOLD OUT to our foes...Antifa's nuthin' but RATZ-HO's...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die...
Won't ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
Heed my merry band...make Left understand...
The World on you depends...fer JOE to meet his end...
Gotta fight Biden...yeaaahhhh...
It's our White House JOEZ scorned...in Jail, RATZ shall be thrown...
Just a Traitor and his drones, Dem Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm...
MUDZ views shall be the norm...Sheeple'll know Left's harm...
#2762. To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat, Ligeia, Cyber-Band, Taxman, tet68, A Navy Vet, JustPiper (#2760)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power...to your hometown.
Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
#2764. To: palo verde, Murron, Coral Snake, Biff Tannen, JimmieDee, SammieGee, Brian S, Landru, jla, FBD, mel, Diva Betsy Ross, Sultan88 (#2762)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
MUD makes records 'bout BigGuv'ment, Briefers don't have much time!!
Rush Limbaugh and his Grandpa were sharin' their wise ol' sounds...
But RAT-Morons used Ol' Barry...burned DeeCee to the ground!!
November Slaughter!! Yeah- yeaaah...
FunkyDan was gunnin' his Red 'Vette...schoolin' kids, "Freedom NOW!!"
Marxists dream of Power...Dem Leftists R A damned disgrace!!
RATZ scheme fer Power...but they R TOOLS OF HATE!!
November Slaughter!! Yo...Burn it down!!
But with Obamabot DRONES, RAT-Media's BLIND!! Wake UP!!...MUD- music's HERE!!
We're the righteous Right...damn the punk-assed Left!! Let's make Left's RACISTS fret!!
No matter what RATZ git outta this, Lord knows, MUD'll never forget!!
November Slaughter!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2766. To: All (#2764)
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)")
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong but you know that's alright
That's right
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
Tried to blow me away
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord, imagine my surprise
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, sue me
She like it like it like it like that
He was a lady
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#2768. To: Cyber-Band, goldilucky, Elle Bee, Joe Montana, Darth Sidious, 3Fan, yankhater (#2766)
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
We shall not lose this Culture War!!
Right's victory is pre-ordained...
Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! OLDE JOE?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
Fear our throng, though...we're educated!!
RATZ are STOOOPID...and outrageous!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
HOO's yer Leader?!
Fight Swamp's TREASON!! Yeah!!
And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!!
Impeach Dem FOOLS...Reject RATZ Spin...
Our country needs the Right to WIN!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! OLDE JOE?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!!
Here Right is now...entertaining!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
Hell yeah...we'll whup RATZ by a mile!!
Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind...
Oh well, whatever...Ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! OLDE JOE?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
RATZ are STOOOPID...just outrageous...
We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!!
Devolve Power...to the States, folks...
It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
#2770. To: All (#2768)
(To be sung to America's "Muskrat Love")
doin' the town and doin' it right
in the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'
Do the jitterbug
Out in the muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love
Sammy says to Susie
Honey, would you please be my missus?
And she says yes with her kisses
Rubbin' her ties
muzzle to muzzle now
anything goes
as they wiggle
and Sue starts to giggle
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love
#2772. To: Alamo-Girl, Landru, Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, sultan88, jla, FBD, KLT, Happygal (#2770)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Ride My Llama")
We'll fight DemRATZ fer Power...the Righteous, we don't play!!
JOE Biden, hear the news...Left's Marxist views leave scars!!
We'll rise up 'gainst Left's "stars"...
And sing y'all some Liberty Songs!!
We'll provide reefer for the trip...
MUD said, "We're olde, but we're Good!!"
Like any good Conservative would...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
We wanna stand for Good...take JOE down with his goons!!
Right needs to Git JOE Good!!
Fed'ral Prison or "The Hood"?!!
We'll reward Leftists when they switch...
MUD said, "We're olde, but we're good!!"
Like any ol' Conservative would.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
#2774. To: All (#2772)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")
RATZ walk down the street pushin' good folks outta their way...
Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys...
Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!!
Folks, the Right is right!!
Dem fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"
We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!!
Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's Tools...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!!
Right's not fools, but RINOZ, will you walk the line?!!
And face that Right is Right!!
Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'...
We know the sleaziness the Swamp must hide...
Left, they're fools, America...RATZ are foolhardy...
Yes, they are, Nation!!
HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!!
It's a long, stark campaign and JOE Biden's lyin'!!
Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz RATZ been spyin'!!
We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!!
Limbaugh says, "Stand and Fight!!"
The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
You can't fergit that Right is Right!!
#2776. To: Dukie, Clinton's a liar, Paul Cruce, Snow Bunny, coteblanche, heavyd, poet, tgslTakoma, TLBSHOW (#2774)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Thrasher")
Left's conspirin' to save Biden!!
Right shall give it all we have to expose Truth!!
'Cuz the Righteous Way defines US...
We can see DemLib'rals comin'...
And Swamp's cretins don't like RightWing folks like you!!
Next, we'll fight the righteous fight...
Fightin' to Nail Biden fer TREASON!!
When I see Big Guv'ment growin' I...
Look fer more than tax cuts, guys!!
We are FReepin' fer the day when Truth Trumps SCUM!!
Mideast's an ancient rift we're mending.
Life's an endless War of Ideas...
Our Constitution's Great!!
We'll FReep with our companions...
Won't git lost with Marxist Minions!!
We'll recall Dutch Reagan's brilliance...
Liberty's Our Fate!!
Join our Righteous Stand 'gainst Fools!!
Head on out to where good patriots make their stand.
Gotta one-way ticket to the Land of Truth...
Yes, Ol' Mudboy's gotta band...
We can't lose, my friends, you soon shall understand.
RATZ're poisoned by deception...
More Big Guv'ment isn't needed...
My paycheck is MINE!!
RATZ're lost in conflagrations...
They're just 60's-style mutations...
DeeCee's grotesque misrepresentations...
RATZ're failing...failing.
Swamp's just deadweight, you see!!
Journey down the road without RATZ load.
Right, show some spine...fight, Dem Librals are blind...
We'll be FReepin' Washington, DeeCee...
Shall be The Great Stand...counter-protest episode!!
With Big Guv'ments' wasteful spending!!
The Right demands our FReedom...Socialists, Beware!!
Weild the mighty Sword of Justice...
RATZ are powerless to stop US!!
Leftists' Hell is loss of Power...
'Cuz we're patriots who care!!
Must Imprison TraitorJOE!!
Fer so many crimes, RATZ must do their time!!
When we thrash'im, folks, we'll have Left on the run...
RATZ're dinosaurs of mind...
Folks, you know the time has come to Do What's Right!!
#2778. To: Diva Betsy Ross, Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, Corin Stormhands, Coop, Happygal, dead (#2776)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")
'Cuz our thinking's FRee!!
I have joined...in many FReeps...
Defendin' Liberty!!
Wise hunger to be FRee!!
Parents taught, "Never Fear!!"
RATZ discourage me.
FReedom is THE Way!!
Sheeple must learn what’s goin’ on...
Truth shall win the day!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
FReedom is not FRee!!
Left, it tries...to stoke our fears...
RATZ love tyranny!!
RINOZ, they agree...
RATZ're hooked...on Welfare pay...
That’s not Right to me.
FReedom is THE Way!!
Med'yuh won’t say what’s goin’ on...
Folks, Right shall make JOE pay!!
Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
Yes, it will...yes, it will...
"FReedom is THE Way!!"
#2780. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, ohioWfan, lowbridge, Brad's Gramma, Iowa Granny, Reagan Man (#2778)
(To be sung to U2's "I Will Follow")
"Mudboy, come vote fer me-ee!!"
But I'm lookin' fer Guv'ment...
That's benign, yet keeps me FRee!!
'Gainst Lib'rals who CORRUPT this Land!!
Won'tcha stop and think...RATZ always LIE!!
Left LIES!!!
Trump, win the day...win the day...
Right will follow!!
Yeah, Left'll cave...Left'll cave...
Right's Empowered!!"
Wanna shrink Big Guv'ment down!!
Right must triumph 'gainst Dem Lib'rals...
Righteous Cause...Devolve Power!!
Let's cut today...cut today...growth will follow!!
Donald, lead the way...lead the way...
Let's cut today...cut today...Devolve Power!!
Right shall follow!!
Right FReeps Truth, "Life ISN'T Fair!!"
RATZ lie!! Left lies!! RATZ spy!!
Yea yea...CONSPIRE!!
Yeah, cut today...cut today...
Right Shall Follow!!
Let's save the day...save the day!!
Right's Empowered!!
#2782. To: Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, Happygal, Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, ForGod'sSake, BOBTHENAILER (#2780)
(Edited)
"Views: 58800"
(To be sung to Cream's "Tales Of Brave Ulysses")
But we'll rise above Left's treason...RATZ wish violence on our own!!
As we shed our Marxist leeches...by slashing Fed'ral programs...
Power's wicked weilders torture...those who seek to live in FReedom...
The heroic Reagan's calling you to building a shining City!!
But her foolish statements're hollow...We Fight Fer Liberty!!
So when DemLib'rals gather...FReep down RATZ vile sedition...
Proudly teach Dem Lib'rals...with the issues 'cuz we're Right!!
Sheeple want to inflict Justice...RATZ'll do hard time or be buried!!
Biden knows folks cannot stand him...'cuz he sold out to the Chi- Coms!!
Purple Hearts fer mild abrasions...Hanoi Johnnie shirked his duty...
Fled home early...LIED to Congress!!
Folks, you need to join the FReepers...as we stand against left's Terror!!
#2784. To: All (#2782)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Biden's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give RATZ many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!!
Press must confess!!
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Marx is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
#2786. To: Howlin, Badeye, war, Jhoffa_, ferret mike (#2784)
(Sung by Vicki Lawrence)
Been two weeks gone and he thought he'd stop at Webb's
And have him a drink
'fore he went home to her
Andy Wolloe said Hello
And he said Hi, whats doin', Wo
Said, sit down, I got some bad news, it's gonna hurt
He said, I'm your best friend and you know that's right
But your young bride ain't home tonight
Since you been gone she's been seein' that Amos boy, Seth
Well, he got mad 'n' he saw red
And Andy said, Boy, dontcha lose your head
'Cause to tell ya the truth
I been with her myself
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer
'Cause the judge in the towns got bloodstains on his hands
Walkin' on home 'cause he didn't live far
See, Andy didn't have many friends
And he'd just lost him one
Brother thought his wife musta left town
So he went home and finally found
The only thing Papa had left him and that was a gun
A-slippin' through the backwoods quiet as a mouse
Came upon some tracks too small for Andy to make
He looked through the screen at the back-porch door
And he saw Andy lyin' on the floor
In a puddle of blood and he started to shake
So he fired a shot just to flag 'em down
And a big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun and said "why dya do it"
And the judge said Guilty in a make-believe trial
And slapped the Sheriff on the back with a smile
Said suppers waitin' at home and I gotta get to it
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer
'Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands
The tracks he saw while on his way
To Andy's house and back that night were mine
And his cheatin' wife had never left town
And that's one body that'll never be found
See, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun
That's the night that they hung an innocent man, ah-huh-unh
Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer
'Cause the Judge in the towns got bloodstains on his hands
(Girleymen HATE TRUMP!!)
#2788. To: ForGod'sSake, Landru, BOBTHENAILER, holdonnow, M. Thatcher, Flora McDonald, GeorgeW23225 (#2786)
(To be sung to Cat Stevens' "Father and Son")
Yer just dumb...Medyuh's fault...
There's so much you need to know.
FReep the World!! Save yer towne!!
If you want, vote fer Biden...
But you see, TraitorJOE...he LIES badly!!
RATZ're wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!!
Left's Medyuh slime...LIES a lot...
Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!!
FReedom must prevail more tomorrow...righteous dreams are hot!!
Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!!
'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen...
The Right's the way...don'tcha know?!
We'll help FReedom grow...today!!
We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!
Justice-bound, we FReep boldly!!
Yer quite dumb...Networks' fault...
Only schmucks believe Medyuh's "truth"!!
FReep the World!! Save yer towne!!
Tell yer FRiends, "Don't vote Biden!!"
Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!
FReepin' fer the Truth is God's design!!
Fight's hard...so Dem Lib'rals ignore it...
Come join the Right...help US FReep!! Help US spread our Liberty!!
Fer Justice pray!! And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!!
We know...DemRATZ don't know!!
#2790. To: Cyber-Band, Darksheare, Libertina, Ragtime Cowgirl, Mia T, jla, LiberteeBell (#2788)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")
With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale.
I think yer nominee, JOE...Biden's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!!
It's time fer Dem SwampRATZ to pay...Biden'll git his JusticeDay!!
Days are numbered...Biden LIED, yes he's SCUM!!
Marxists, we'll denigrate!!
Ol' JOEZ been sinkin'...DemRATZ chantin' "Kill ALL Jews!!"
So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'...
And I'm not quite sixty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do...
Eradicate Hamas...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!
Rush told me, "Biden's SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!"
But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'...
Lib'rals LIE until they die...Biden's crimes the Medyuh hides!!
Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!
TraitorJOE shall be caught...RATZ pulled the trigger!!
Tyranny endures when good men dither...
We must CONVICT RATZ scum...Biden's left much undone!!
IMPEACH RATZ Number One, send JOE to prison!!
#2792. To: All (#2790)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "The Disco Strangler")
Veterans despise Kerry 'cuz...Hanoi John is a Commie shill!!
Losers loathing all that is Right...
Rancid government...Fer FReedom fight!!
Sayin, "Look at me, Nation, look at me.
I'm John Kerry, I'm beautiful, I'm somebody."
Don't fall prey to the charms of "The Boston Strangler!!"
Been waiting fer his time to come.
Tyrants prayin' fer RATZ Prez'dent, Lib'rals...
Kerry's long-time Socialist SCUM!!
Slick Willie's spawn...a pitiful sight!!
John's PRO-Tyranny with him in charge and...
WACO's burning, but that's all right.
Ol' widows like the charms of "The Boston Strangler"...
Folks, reject the vile charms of "The Boston Strangler!!"
#2794. To: ForGod'sSake, Bob J, John Robinson, JustAmy, Jim Robinson, Ms. AntiFeminazi, Landru (#2792)
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of "All Along the Watchtower")
Said Rush Limbaugh to OUR Chief!!
"There's too much corruption...
Biden Shall Not Go FRee!!!
Bus'nessMen...'tis JusticeTime!!
Plowmen...Sing MUDZ Words!!
MUD Shall Never Compromise...
Nobody else here should!!
Fer Treason we shall Indict JOE...
Damn Swamp...RATZ Shall Implode!!
There are many RATZ amongst us...
Who "feel" Pro-Life is but a Joke!!
But you and I we've been through that...
Gettin' JUSTICE is OUR Fate!!
So let US stop talking falsely now...
RAT-Power's Gittin' Scant!!
Marxists HATE the TRUTH!!
While all Dem Lib'rals came to chant...
BrainDead IDIOT FOOLS!!
Outside in a cold cavern...
Ol' Mudboy DOTH Growwwwwllllll...
TruthWriters are approaching...
As Ol' Slim Began To HOWL!!
#2796. To: SarahW (#2794)
(By RANDY NEWMAN)
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens
We gave them money -- But are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us -- so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them
Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us
We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin too
Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now
#2798. To: MissAmericanPie, Willie Green, nolu_chan (#2796)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air,
I'm part of the resistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight,
Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim,
I had to stop for the night!!
(Aaiigghh!!)
And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!"
Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way,
Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...
Such a lovely place, such a handsome face...
Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia,
Three Hundred times per year, Lib'rals sleeping here."
He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls friends!
How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat,
Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!
Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!"
And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!"
Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...
Sheeple, we must wake...
Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace!
They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia!
What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"
Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!"
But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies,
Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT this Beast!
We have to find a passage back to the way things were before!
"Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt...
With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"
#2800. To: All (#2798)
(Edited)
"Views: 61000
Comments: 28 Hunnerd"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run")
We're Right, we'll fight FOOL fascists fer Glory...defeat Left's whacky schemes!!
Mudboy RAGES, singin' 'gainst RATZ slime...
JOE squeals, Left's dejected, Right's steppin' up boldly this time...OHHH!!
Nation, RATZ-Power sucks the soul from our Land...
It's a death trap!! Guv'ment genicide krap!!
We gotta VOTE OUT Marxist SCUM...
'Cuz RATZ loathe US...Patriots, c'mon join with US!!
Yes, World, Right's here...
We shall achieve OUR dreams and visions!!
Just wrap yer brains 'round LESS Big Guv'ment...
Folks, make yer stand to SAVE R CHILDREN!!
Together, we shall break DemRATZ...
They'll run 'cuz they're PUNKS...
Biden, Right's on the attack!! OHHH!!
SYNtaurz ROCK, LIB'rals pout, Truth inspires!!
Yes, Nation, Right ain't scair't, we're BOLDlee fightin'...
Folks have gotta learn how FREEDOM feels...
Yer gonna know Big Guv'ment's VILE!!
People need to know Right's Truth is real!!
MUDZ gonna show U...
Reject RATZ "Racist Card"!!
Lib'rals, know we care, let's DEFEAT terror...
Leftist ploys, Progress RATZ retard!!
RATZ're enthused by Marx, watch US VOTE and March...
LIBS're BEfuddled 'cuz they're freaked Right resists...
Right's gonna sing the Truth!!
Dem Lib'rals LIE to you, Nation, no DeeCee ain't Right...
Guv'ment's ever- growing MESS...hunh!!
The RightWing's crammed with noble heroes on a last chance power drive...
Got Dem Fascists out on the run, that's Right...Left's got no place left to hide!!
Together, my friends, we'll defeat Left's MADness...
Right loves you with all the gladness in our souls!! OHHH!!
Someday, world, Right's GOOD shall win...we're gonna get to that place...
Where we really want to go and we'll Stop Left's Treason...
Let's go then, RATZ fear US...Nation, you must join with US!!
Country, RATZ loathe US...Nation, you should join with US!!
C'mon, Patriots!! RATZ loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!!
Woah-ohh- ohh...mmm-mm-mmm...uh-uh-uh-woah-ohh-ohh...woah-ohh-ohh- ohh- ohhh...
#2802. To: TraitorJOE Biden, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, dwbh, MurryMom (#2800)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
How much does Power mean?!
Won't you reconsider, JOEY?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!
Nixon did, JOE...Even the Score!!
Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister Prez'dent...
Won't you RESIGN before we IMPEACH?!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...
JOE, listen to MUDZ sound...
Said hey, Mister Prez'dent...you've damaged OUR Country!!
Won'tcha reconsider, JOEY...
Won't you just RESIGN fer me?!
Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!!
RATZ, YOU killed innocent babies...you left a scar!!
JOE, won't you RESIGN, BeijingBitchBoy...
Won't you RESIGN afore we git MEAN?!
BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"
#2804. To: Paul Cruce, Ironword, GrandmaC, Jeff Head, Harpo11, clarity, looky, Dan from Michigan, amom (#2802)
(To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")
Bill spewed his lies and turned deep shade of yellow!!
Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead...
When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!!
He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'...
Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!!
Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes...
All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!
Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!!
Slicks' rapings' haunt the FRee...
My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!
Images of Kosovo's dead, too...
Why can't the Med'yuh tell us the Truth?!
And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!!
Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!
Sic Semper Fi...you'd best RESIGN!!!
Take Whorealdo fer a spin...
Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's...
Slap BrokeJaw 'til it stings...
Jack Rather on the chin...
Handcuff O.J. Simpson...
Endoscope Perky Kate...[ewww, yuck!!]
Next, Ol' MUD will legislate!!!
Robert Frost to Theodore Morrison...27 June 1930.
#2806. To: KLT, Snow Bunny, AuntB, PhiKapMom, Geezerette, GrandmaC, Cincinatus' Wife, Mercuria (#2804)
(To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby")
Bills' lies're outrageous!!
Left-Wing Media is drivin' me crazy...
My ire's contagious!!
Well, Slick knows now that interns ain't playthings...
But CeegahBoy's got DemLib'rals on their knees!!
Our Country, Dutch saved it!!
He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil...
That's why Lib'rals hate him!!
Slick thinks that Truth is just rel'tive...
Lyin' Boy, Bill's a puppet for Beijing!!!
DemLibs just cheat and lie!!
Ol' Slick'll just fall at MUDZ feet...
And then Slick'll begin to cry...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Livin' in Prison will drive that PUNK crazy...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Slick's spyin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*]
Oh, when Slick looks back from his prison cell, wow...
Bill lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*]
Everyone needs to help us FReep...
Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [Slick's a Chinese Agent!*]
Let Bill feel the Power of FReep...
Slick'll cry like a baby!! [Slick's justa Traitor!!*]
#2808. To: All (#2806)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
DemocRATZ're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Dem Marxist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to God's Gah-ah-ah-arden!!
20 September 2000
#2810. To: Landru, Scott from the Left Coast, sneakypete (#2808)
(To be sung to The Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee...
Would you hear my views comin' through the music?!
Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D
Yes, I know...folks don't really care...
Still, FReedom songs'll soon fill the air!!
If Left feels no sense of loss...they have no soul!!
Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!!
Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!!
Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!!
'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!!
And once Slick goes, Lib'rals can follow...
BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
You can choose...to keep yer silence...
But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!!
Patriots, make yer stand...let The Right Guide you...
Yes, I know the way...I will take you home!!
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
#2812. To: All (#2810)
(To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
And Biden's Crimes have long been exposed,
Will they write of US with disgust...
For the deeds that we let go?!!
Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!!
DemocRATZ are FOOLS to ignore JOEZ Spies!!
Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise...
Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!!
Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!!
Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!!
WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!!
TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys...
Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!!
Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!!
Can't we find the Will to blast RATZ Stonewall apart?!!
#2814. To: All (#2812)
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
It ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule via Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there,
Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...
We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots JOEZ LIES!!
Most of them say, "JOE Biden's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!!
Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT Fauci...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Biden...Take JOEZ Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Fascists...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Socialism...let's do it NOW!!
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
#2816. To: the Brainiac from Hell, goldilucky, Biff Tannen, DiscoDave, BigMan (#2814)
(To be sung to AC/DC's "Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution")
Hey there, all you "moderates"...
Throwin' away yer Leftist votes!!
R-RINOZ**, yer out there sittin' on the fence!!
Folks, git off yer A$$ and come to DeeCee!!
'Cuz Liberty ain't no compromise...
Our freedoms make good good sense!!
Good sense...oww....oooh yeah!!
RATZ been castrated...'cuz they trust in TheWhore'd!!
We must win it in the streets...don't underfund police!!
Left Breeds Death...RATZ really need to ABORT!!
Big Guv'ment's in the past!!
Protest all unfair taxes!!
Right's never gonna die...never gonna die!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Three TRILLION Bucks...Tyrant Presidents!!
Well, RATZ ask us if we wanted Guv'ment cheese from DeeCee...
We said, "We want our liberty, instead!!"
Big Guv'ment's in the past!!
Reject any more taxes!!
Truth's never gonna die...RATZ're gonna FRY!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Liberty's just our destiny!!
Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!!
C'mon, join the Devolution!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Liberty!!
Oh...Liberty is just OUR Destiny...YEAH!!
#2818. To: conservativemusician, BigMan, pink floyd (#2816)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here")
Progressive Hell?!!
Yer rights be damned!!
Shall we quell RATZ vile thugs?!!
Or sheepishly kneel?!!
Your time to be brave...
Won't you fight for your kids?!!
Real heroes for "JOE"?!!
Sweet Justice for "Peace"?!!
Freedom fer "secur'ty"?!!
Big Guv'ment must change...
'Cuz Nation's been stained...
JOE Biden is the Left's star...
Now TraitorJOE bears RATZ SHAME!!
Lib'rals are lost souls...
Beggin' 'cuz they WON'T work!!
Marxists are wimps!!
Right must retake the same old ground...
Sing out, be proud...Freedom's dear!!
Right's fightin' FEAR!!
#2821. To: All (#2818)
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Marxist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton should be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
#2823. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Sultan88, backhoe, Common Tator, stand watie, Taxman, FallGuy, Jeff Head (#2821)
(Written & performed by Merle Haggard)
And it was back when the country was strong,
Back before Elvis, and before the Vietnam War came along...
Before the Beatles and "Yesterday,"
When a man could still work, and still would!!
Is the best of the free life behind us now?!
And Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?!
...With no kind of chance for the flag or the Liberty Bell?!!
I wish a Ford or a Chevy, would still last ten years like they should.
Is the best of the free life behind us now?
And Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?!
And it was back before Nixon...lied to us all on TV!!
Before Microwave ovens, when a girl could still cook, and still would...
Is the best of the free life behind us now?!
And Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?!!
...With no kind of chance for the flag or the Liberty Bell?!!
I wish a Ford or a Chevy would still last ten years like they should.
Is the best of the free life behind us now?!
And Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?!!
Standup for the flag, and let's all ring the Liberty Bell.
Let's make a Ford and a Chevy that'll still last ten years like they should.
The best of the free life is still yet to come,
And the good times ain't over for good.
#2825. To: All (#2823)
(Edited)
(To be sung to CSNY's "Southern Man")
We don't like...when RATZ spend and spend!!
Guv'ment "change"...looks like Marxist past.
Market losses...and high-priced gas...
Guv'ment man...
We're on a spendin' lightnin' round!!
Swear by God, Fed budget must come down!
Country's bleedin' while you keep taxing...
How long? How long? How-ow-ow?
Tyranny blooms when good men dread...
Guv'ment change gonna come at last...
Devolve Power and do it fast...
Guv'ment man!!
Debt's gigantic...kids' futures' black.
Guv'ment man...ain't gonna pay them back!!
I hear Greenies and sosh'lists laughing...
How long? How long? How- ow-ow?
Tyranny blooms when good men dread...
Guv'ment change gonna come at last.
Devolve Power and do it fast...
Guv'ment man!! Guv'ment Man!!
#2829. To: coteblanche, Sabertooth, MeeknMing, HalfIrish, summer, poet, Cincinatus' Wife, mommadooo3 (#2825)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
#2831. To: All (#2829)
(To be sung to John Lennon's "Imagine")
No damned IRS, a reigned-in FBI;
Imagine all US sheeple...with increased take-home pay!
Ah ha ah aahhh!
No Clinton goons to lie for...religious freedom, too!
Imagine all free people...no Village, just families.
Yoo hoo ooo!
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us, a FReeper's work is never done.
No need for greed or hunger, each spending what he's earned.
Imagine all free people, the Left driven underground!
Yoo hoo ooo!
You may say I'm a dreamer, but this War it shall be won!!
'Cuz as an Ol' Gen-Xer, this next Century's ours to run!
#2833. To: All (#2831)
(To be sung to the Velvet Underground's "Pale Blue Eyes")
Socialism...it is bad.
Lib'rals ain't never happy...
They're Marxists who are oh so mad...
Patriots must REJECT Left's SCAM!!
Just move on, you Chi-Com spies...
Left is WRONG...Come join the Right!!
"Liberty for the Meek!!"
Lib'ral fools love enslavement...
It's YOUR money Leftists seek!!
It's yer Freedoms RATZ seek!!
Just move on...Dem Marxists LIE!!
Left is WRONG...come join our fight!!
Righteous shall ne'er bear it!!
Stand up fer Liberty!!
Stand tall because you're FRee!!
Just move on...Joe Biden's slime...
RATZ are WRONG!! Come join the Right!!
Whup Dem Lib'rals' butts!!
We say, "Justice is Right On this time...
Joe LIES...his gig is up!!"
Down for FOOLS is UP!!
Can't move on...RATZ Treas'nous Spies!!
Left is WRONG!! RINOZ ain't Right!!
Right must do it once again!!
Must fight Dem Lib'ral FEYries...
Fight fer TRUTH, my LF FRiends...
MUD ain't foolin'...we'll git Ol' Slick!!
Shan't move on...Left's Heathen Slime!!
Left is WRONG...Come Join the Right!!
#2835. To: All (#2833)
"JOE Biden, Traitor!!" John Wesley Harding 'Twas down in Cheney County, All across the internet Pre...MUD 517 posted on 1/7/2003, 11:47:54 PM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "John Wesley Harding")
Was a friend to the poor,
He trav'led with a gun in ev'ry hand.
All along this countryside,
He opened a many a door,
But he was never known
To hurt an honest man.
A time they talk about,
With his lady by his side
He took a stand.
And soon the situation there
Was all but straightened out,
For he was always known
To take an honest stand
His name it did resound,
But no charge held against him
Could they prove.
And there was no man around
Who could track or chain him down,
He was never known
To make a foolish move.
#2837. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, Landru, sultan88, jla, stand watie, sauropod, badeye (#2835)
"Lib'ral Daze!!" Lib'ral Daze Rottin' RATZ Brains!! Lib'ral Daze afflicts Cowards... Lib'ral Daze...Caused by JOEZ LIES!! Regards...MUD 1,039 posted on 1/21/2003, 11:38:36 AM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze")
Lately, Voters just don't Feel Left's SHAME!!!
RATZ're SCUMMY...'Cuz RATZ LOVE to LIE!!
'Scuse me while MUD WHUPS RAT"PIE!!"
RATZ don't know if they're goin' up or down!!
NO RATZ're Happy...Left LOVES Misery!!
Whatever it is Lib'rals are LOATHED by the FRee!!
Can't tell what is Wrong or Right!!
You got US FReepin'...WHUPPIN' RATZ SLIME!!
Fight Fer Tomorrow...'cuz OUR Future's RIGHT!!
(RATZ're Ignorant DOLTS...I'm just here to help!!)
#2839. To: Biff Tannen, JHoffa_, Willie Green, Ethyl Mertz, StinkyPete, meguro, nolu_chan, war (#2837)
"We're the O.N.E.**!!" RATZ are knee-jerk RACISTS... Hey!! Heh heh!! Wo-o-oah... (Syntaurz freakjammin' 'til the cows come home...heh heh heh) Mudboy Slim (18 January 2010) BTW...**Operation Noble Eagle Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-08-02
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "She's the One")
Left steals dreams and paychecks...
Makes ol' Mudboy ill!!
Media's nasty li'l quips...
Folks, Networks LIE thru their lips...
Because Left loathes when we act free!!
Biden's socialist dreams...
Marxists, that is your way, makes us scream...
"I wish RATZ'd just leave US alone!!"
Because Left's dreams won't help US get jobs...
And Swamp's wishes will just make BigGuv'ment grow!!
With RATZ Health Care failing...
Biden LIES, let's fight the RAT-Messiah...
Folks, WE're the O.N.E.!! We're the O.N.E.!!
Yer wonderin' where to start...
True Right, we've been singing in the dark...
MUD says, "I'm never gonna leave here!!"
But we've got Reagan on our minds...
RATZ tell such desperate lies...
Folks, only the IGNORANT believe them!!
Friends, we're Right, let's try just one more time...
Defeat BigGuv'ment slime and we'll WHUP Dem FOOLS!!
Folks, Lib'rals fake you, but now RATZ wanna break you...
Left's gonna find out that ain't so easy to do!!
And no matter where you post tonight or how far you run...
Folks, we're the O.N.E.!! Freedom's fun...
Folks, we shall not miss...
'Cuz Liberty is our Right!!
We're Conservative!!
Those secret pacts RATZ make...
Left thinks BigGuv'ment saves you and Right's gettin' pissed!!
Folks, we're the O.N.E.!! Oh, we're the O.N.E.!!
Folks, Freedom's fun!! No, we're not done!!
Folks, fight Left's scum!! Joe, we're the O.N.E.!!
#2841. To: All (#2839)
"New Morning...New Day!!" RATZ in the street, faces enmasked...more Statists causing BLIGHT!! Good morning...New Day!! MUDZ always listened to all points of view... Good morning...New Day!! (BigMan on guitar lead...) Good morning...New Day!! Good morning...New Day!! Mudboy Slim (5 July 2017) Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-08-06
(To be sung to Foreigner's "Blue Morning, Blue Day")
Claim they AIN'T fascists, but Left's brain cells R DEAD!!
Folks, Left's "men" R scair't 2 fight!!
Right knows Left LOVES Marxists' socialist ways...
But DeepState we all LOATHE together!!
Med'yuh keeps squawkin'...RATZ can't heed what MUD sings...
Lights ON!! Dem rodents just SCATTER!!
Time U'all try things OUR way!!
New morning...can't you see?!
How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!
Guv'ment we've tried to mend.
And MUDZ always been a patient man...
But MY patience has reached its end!!
RATZ sell U.S. grievances...MUD ain't gonna buy!!
RATZ swear DeeCee does it better...
Well, Lib'rals, Homey ain't home...
Limbaugh's Legions have GROWN!!
Gotta Prez'dent who plays a bed-wetter!!
Time U'all try things "(R)" way!!
New morning...can't you see?!
How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!
Time U'all try things OUR way!!
New morning...can't you see?!
How DemRATZ HATE yer Liberty!!
Time U'all try things "(R)" way!!
New morning...can't you see?!
How DemRATZ deal in Tyranny!!
#2843. To: Jack Black (#2841)
"Neighborhood Bully" Well, the neighborhood bully, he's just one man, The neighborhood bully just lives to survive, The neighborhood bully been driven out of every land, Well, he knocked out a lynch mob, he was criticized, Well, the chances are against it and the odds are slim He got no allies to really speak of. Well, he's surrounded by pacifists who all want peace, Every empire that's enslaved him is gone, Now his holiest books have been trampled upon, What's anybody indebted to him for? What has he done to wear so many scars? Pre...MUD 19 posted on 01/25/2003 11:13 AM EST by Jack Black
(Written and performed by Bob Dylan)
His enemies say he's on their land.
They got him outnumbered about a million to one,
He got no place to escape to, no place to run.
He's the neighborhood bully.
He's criticized and condemned for being alive.
He's not supposed to fight back, he's supposed to have thick skin,
He's supposed to lay down and die when his door is kicked in.
He's the neighborhood bully.
He's wandered the earth an exiled man.
Seen his family scattered, his people hounded and torn,
He's always on trial for just being born.
He's the neighborhood bully.
Old women condemned him, said he should apologize.
Then he destroyed a bomb factory, nobody was glad.
The bombs were meant for him.
He was supposed to feel bad.
He's the neighborhood bully.
That he'll live by the rules that the world makes for him,
'Cause there's a noose at his neck and a gun at his back
And a license to kill him is given out to every maniac.
He's the neighborhood bully.
What he gets he must pay for, he don't get it out of love.
He buys obsolete weapons and he won't be denied
But no one sends flesh and blood to fight by his side.
He's the neighborhood bully.
They pray for it nightly that the bloodshed must cease.
Now, they wouldn't hurt a fly. To hurt one they would weep.
They lay and they wait for this bully to fall asleep.
He's the neighborhood bully.
Egypt and Rome, even the great Babylon.
He's made a garden of paradise in the desert sand,
In bed with nobody, under no one's command.
He's the neighborhood bully.
No contract he signed was worth what it was written on.
He took the crumbs of the world and he turned it into wealth,
Took sickness and disease and he turned it into health.
He's the neighborhood bully.
Nothin', they say.
He just likes to cause war.
Pride and prejudice and superstition indeed,
They wait for this bully like a dog waits to feed.
He's the neighborhood bully.
Does he change the course of rivers?
Does he pollute the moon and stars?
Neighborhood bully, standing on the hill,
Running out the clock, time standing still,
Neighborhood bully.
#2845. To: All (#2843)
"Short-Haired Country Boy!!" People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... Folks, I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some camel named "JOE"... 'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'... (reprise) Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... Mudboy Slim Folks, time to take out the trash... 1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of US think Slick's DemocRATZ will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
My Pa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "MAD libertarian" ALONE!!
DemocRATZ run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt!!
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs your vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But RAT Party's become a joke!!
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
(upt@no.good!)
#2847. To: All (#2845)
"Holy God is Right!!" Right's 'bout fightin' fear...tryin' to whup the Left. Watch the Left's walls come tumblin' down... FReepers, you know the righteous things we gotta do... Holy God...Holy God...Holy God Loves Right!! Mudboy Slim (08/13/2004) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mudboy Slim posted on 2021-08-06
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Only God Knows Why")
Biden LIES to hisself...Country must re-find itself!!
Justice ain't 'bout payback...it's so RATZ don't come back!!
Right says that "Ev'ry man needs Liberty!!"
DemRATZ're fiendish Marxist SCUM...we know RATZ ain't Right!!
I love my only son...I pray he won't haveta fight!!
Right rejects Guv'ment swill...don't need Joe feelin' our pain...
Must shrink the Fed'ral Guv'ment till...Socialism's been shamed!!
All good FReepers know my game...we'll sing TRUTH way out loud!!
Dem Lib'ral folks mess with me...they'll learn the RightWing ain't cowed!!
Justice, it's the price we pay...
Must reject Left's rot...Make Yer Stand!!
RightWing bands and FRee Iraq...whuppin' Commie SCUM!!
When they hear our righteous sound!! Yeah...umm hmmm...
Donald John Trump Shall Devolve Power...
And the FreeWorld shall stand proud!!
RATZ don't understand 'bout OUR Freedoms they eschew!!
It's been so long since Reagan's [been] gone...
Dutch's been gone, Right's been gone for way too long...
Perhaps Right forgot to Cut Guv'ment...
'Cuz Trumpsterz, I know there's more to life than this!!
Right's said it soo many times...our wisdom has learned...
"You live with bold passion...US patriots'll get what we deserve!!"
CreepyJoe, he's LYIN'!! DemRATZ committed war crimes!!
RATZ been takin' but ain't been earnin'...
Right's been leeched upon for all time!!
Folks, it's time we FReep the Country...with our heads held high...
We'll FReep on and on...'cuz Holy God is Right!!
Holy God...knows....why, why, why Holy God Knows Right!!
Find yerself a Lib'ral, then...teach 'em all 'bout FReedom!!
Hey hey hey...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2849. To: BOBTHENAILER (#2847)
"Title To Be Named!!" Yeah, momma and poppa told me CHORUS: I'm going down fifty-third street When the whip comes down Yeah, some called me garbage When the whip comes down CHORUS: INSTRUMENTAL: SOLO OVER TE CHORDS A D -- 7x's CHORUS: (Cool Guitar Jammin') CHORUS: FADE OUT: Pre...MUD 414 posted on 2/16/2003, 6:28:55 PM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "When the Whip Comes Down")
I was crazy to stay
I was gay in New York
Which is a fag in L.A.
So I saved my money
And I took a plane
Wherever I go they treat me the same
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
And they're spitting in my face
I'm learning the ropes
Yeah I'm learning a trade
The east river truckers
Is churning with trash
I've got so much money
That I'm spending so fast
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the shit hits the fan
I'll be sitting on the can
When the whip comes down
While I was sleeping on the street
I never roll
And I never cheat
I'm filling a need
I'm plugging a hole
My mama's so glad
I ain't on the dole
When the whip comes down
When the shit hits the fan
I'm sitting on the can
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the shit hits the fan
I'll be sitting on the can
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
(Get the US Outta the UN...Get the UN Outta the US!!!)
#2851. To: All (#2849)
"SlickWillie Blues" Sheeple, we gotta raise a fuss, Lord, we gotta raise a holler... Well, SlickWillie'n'Algore sold out! Yeah, they took that Chinese money!" Sometimes I wonder, "Are all the Sheeple fools?!" Sometimes I wonder how we'll Dethrone this FOOL... (Guitar Jammin') Aiiigh-Oww!! We gotta book Slick Willie at the nearest Police Station. Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 09/10/1999 06:19:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Blue Cheer's "Summertime Blues")
About Dem Marxists in Congress, c'mittin' TREASON to hold Power!!
Well, we tried to call the Media, "Juanita Slick did RAPE!"
Dem'folks said, "Calm down, economy's goin' good!"
Lord, what is the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues?!"
Folks, they obstructed Judge Starr, they'll feel MUDZ Justice someday!!
Well, Lord, Left's lyin' won't work! Dem's corruption makes me sick,
FReep Slick!!
Lord, the Truth's the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues!!
Paul Cruce took three weeks...but he wasn't on vacation!
Crooozah hadta take his message to the entire Nation!!
We must tell our Congressmen, "Time fer Slick to go!!"
Folks, you are the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues!
We gotta keep on FReepin'...we gotta alert the entire Nation!!
We must FReep our Congressmen, "Slick's gotta GO...CONVICT this boy!"
My friends, you know now...what I'm a'gonna do...
Folks, Justice's the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues!
Woah!!! Truth's the cure...
(MAD@S.HELL!!)
#2858. To: FBD, jla, Landru, sultan88, Happygal, conservativemusician, goldilucky, MeeknMing (#2851) (Edited)
"Clementine" An Arkansan, in the White House, Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid Lincoln bedroom was a sellout, Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid Drove her RATlings to Whitewater, Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid Susan’s lips upon the Bent One, Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid Then the Liar, fornicator, Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid There are graveyards in the south now, Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid Now you Rats should learn the moral, By FBD (3/02/03) 772 posted on 3/2/2003, 6:43:53 AM by FBD
Working for the Chi- Commies.
Lived a traitor, fornicator,
And his horrid Hilda-beast
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast
And the guests were from the East.
Coffin boxes, full o’ corpses,
Scandals worked for Hilda-Beast
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast
Now they all have done some time.
Put a bullet into Foster,
Fell into the foaming Slime.
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast
Blowing Hubble’s Charlie Tree.
But alas, they wouldn’t speak out,
Still they got some jail to see.
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast
Soon began to speak and whine.
Thought we oughta go to Bosnia,
Now he’s with his Valentine.
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever,
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast
Where the Friends of Bill are laid.
There grow Roses ‘mongst McDougal,
Prison was the price he paid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slicks in jail now, gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda- Beast
Of this little tale of Sleaze.
Shredding all the Constitution,
Will not save your Hilda-beast!
(French Basher Dude)
#2860. To: All (#2858)
"TRUTH's Right, RAT-Slime!!" Ain't ashamed, I'm uncouth... Truth's Right, RAT-slime!! Eighteen: I fell in awe... Truth's Right, RAT-Slime!! (BigMan kickin' it on guitar) Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!! MUD knows what it means to FReep alone... Mudboy Slim (6 September 2008)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")
Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!!
Obama's all the rage...
Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand.
Dem Marxists, how they try...
To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!
Defeat the Left's nightmare!!
'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!!
Networks still don't seem to care.
Of a man as wise as could be.
Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev...
Dutch gave folks liberty!!
But now each year, Fed takes what's mine...
Big Guv'ment spends and spends!!
Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe...
RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"
You leeches steal yer share!!
Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned...
Tout their Marxist plans...
But Voters ain't unaware!!
Now we got our Veep, Sarah!!
Gov'ner Palin's no joke...
She says, "Drill ANWR!!"
Devolve Power to the States!!
But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!!
We don't care what RAT-Networks say...
Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day.
RATS shall fear the songs of the Syntaurs!!
Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!
#2862. To: sultan88 (#2860)
"Federal Pen" Oh Justice, Oh Justice, Oh, Justice, EVERYBODY NOW... Oh Justice, 170 posted on 01/03/2002 6:56 AM EST by sultan88
(Sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Won't You put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
He's done some evil things
And won't make amends.
Worked hard all his lifetime
A-Cheatin' his friends.
So, Justice,
Won't you put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
Won't you punish him
For his TYR-AN-NY?
The ChiComs bought him
With a lot of mon-ey.
We'll wait for Indictments
Each day until three.
So, Justice
Won't you punish Willie
For his TYR-AN-NY?
Remember Foster
And Ole Ron Brown?
I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl)
The people "in the ground."
Prove that you Love Truth
And bring this guy down!
Oh Justice,
Remember Juanita
And Ole Ron Brown!
(FReepette Chorus jumps in)
Please put The LIAR
In a Fed-er-al Pen.
He was an obstructionist
And never made amends.
So, Justice,
Please put Scumbag
In a Fed-er-al Pen!!
#2864. To: MurryMom (#2862)
"PROVE IT ALL NIGHT" I've been working real hard, trying to get my hands clean, (Chorus) Everybody's got a hunger, a hunger they can't resist, (Chorus) Baby, tie your hair back in a long white bow, (Chorus) Pre...MUD 318 posted on 3/7/2003, 12:49:45 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Written and Performed by Bruce Springsteen)
Tonight we'll drive that dusty road from Monroe to Angeline,
To buy you a gold ring and pretty dress of blue,
Baby just one kiss will get these things for you,
A kiss to seal our fate tonight,
A kiss to prove it all night.
Prove it all night,
Girl there's nothing else that we can do,
So prove it all night, prove it all night,
And girl I'll prove it all night for you.
There's so much that you want, you deserve much more than this,
But if dreams came true, oh, wouldn't that be nice,
But this ain't no dream we're living through tonight,
Girl, you want it, you take it, you pay the price.
Prove it all night, prove it all night girl and call the bluff,
prove it all night, prove it all night and girl,
I prove it all night for your love.
Meet me in the fields out behind the dynamo,
You hear the voices telling you not to go,
They made their choices and they'll never know,
What it means to steal, to cheat, to lie,
What it's like to live and die.
To prove it all night...
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends...
"KorruptKlintonKlan DemocRATZ LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
#2866. To: Skip Intro and his Corrupted Cadre of Homosexual Obamabot Deviants (#2864)
"Victory!!" America's in mourning, bloated guv'ment's grown... Dudes, Left's Fascists use FEAR...broom RAT-bastards 4 SHAME!! (Mudboy Slim on keyboards...) November day, righteous patriots rise... Mudboy Slim (1 October 2010)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Factory")
Men bowin' their heads 'cuz our country's broke!!
RATZ take too much, bureaucracies outta sight!!
Bless the workers, 'cuz workers know the Left ain't Right!!
We see Obama laughing...Marxist tyrant hates 'cuz he's LAME!!
Guv'ment takes yer Freedom...Liberty is our Right!!
Good workers, we're workin'...Liberation's nigh!!
RATS R OVERPAID...Marxists always LIE!!
Folks, Truth is gonna defeat BO...
Progressives gonna get whupped tonight!!
Trust the workers, 'cuz workers know DemRATZ ain't Right!!
#2870. To: goldilucky, poet, coteblanche (#2866)
"Socialist FOOLS!!" Socialist FOOLS, you make US fight... Do you wanna help US Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!! Do you wanna help US Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! (Purty jammin' by TheBigMan) Do you wanna help US Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Socialist FOOLS, tell JOE "Good-Bye!!" Do you wanna help US Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim Updated today**...MUD BTW...**21 years to the day since the original.
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Marxists!!!
Are ya gonna FReep JOE ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let RATZ git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, folks don't like RAPE!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!!
SwampScum best git usedta LOSIN'!!
Are ya gonna FReep JOE ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let RATZ git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, folks don't like RAPE!!
Are ya gonna FReep JOE ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let RATZ git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, folks don't like RAPE!!
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Barry loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!
Are ya gonna FReep JOE ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let RATZ git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Left's all 'bout HATE!!
We can't let DemRATZ Sanction HATE!!
In their hearts, Left's all 'bout HATE!!
#2872. To: cherry_bomb88 (#2870)
Hey C-Bomb, you ever heard this diddy?! "Bad Moon Rising" I see the bad moon rising, {c:Chorus:} I hear hurricanes blowing, {c:Chorus} Hope you got your things together, {c:Chorus} {c:Chorus} Pre...MUD 605 posted on 8/20/2003, 11:04:45 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Performed by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightning,
I see bad times today
Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise
I know the end is coming soon
I fear rivers overflowing,
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.
Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather,
One eye is taken for an eye
Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise
Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#2874. To: All (#2872)
"JOEZ ObamaNation!!" JOEZ a spy fer China... We're the...Beacon fer the world... Trump's surgin' very well... [Chorus:] Barry's a girl...effete fairy, he's annoyed... TRUTH is what Dem Lib'rals most fear... Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh... RATZ're stained...they chose their way... [Chorus:] (BigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his ax) Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... Ooohh-ahh-oooohh...ooohh-ahh-oooohh... Trump is surgin' very well... [Chorus:] Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004...updated 06/09/08) Updated today...MUD
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations!!
JOE Biden flaunts Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATZ're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
Twenty 24 awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
Airborne...uniform...
MUDZ corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Defeat the ObamaNation!!
Ain't done nothin' to help this Nation!!
Obama LIED...he loves the Marxist side...
Reject RATZ mis-information!!
Fight 'gainst the Press Whore'd...we'll tear Left apart...
RATZ LIE to the whole Nation!!
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
But the Voters rule this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another freedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!
Twenty 24 awaits US!!
JOEZ takin' a rest...Hunter's a pest...
'Tis Fauci's scalp MUDZ craving!!
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
#2880. To: sultan88, Landru, cherry_bomb88, FBD, goldilucky, jla, AdSimp, MeeknMing, conservativemusician (#2874)
"Lib'rals!!" Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!! So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! White RATZ, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Mudboy Slim 615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Marxists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got JOE on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Marxists home...
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give JOE half YER money...we'll put RATZ behind bars...
Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make JOE his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
#2882. To: Landru, conservativemusician, BigMan (#2880)
"MUD Wants Some Justice!!" Don't gotta lotta time...to make our stand... Can't have too many FRiends...evil blights our home. All around you sheeple squawkin'... Don't gotta lotta time... Don't gotta lotta time... FReegards...MUD 185 posted on 9/30/2003, 7:02:51 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
(To be sung to the EELS' "Love of the Loveless")
I ain't no Lib'ral tool...I am a man!!
Yes, there's a God up there...somethin' above...
God, shine yer light down here...fight 'gainst big Guv!!
MUD wants some justice...WE wants some justice!!
FReepers been takin' stands...pretty much alone!!
Biden fears the real truth...but when push comes to shove...
We'll see Justice when we FReep...let's sling some mud!!
MUD wants some justice...Trump, where's the justice?!
Congress, seek justice!! Yo, Tucker, seek justice!!
Garland balks 'cuz Hunter's rotten...
Looking for and findin'...NUTHIN'!!
Can't help but care...
Not sellin' anything...
Lib'rals BEWARE!!
Yes, there's a God up there...
Somethin' above...
God, shine yer light down here...
Shine on what's just!!
MUD wants some justice!!
Trump, where's the justice?!!
Congress, seek justice!!
Biden, meet justice!!
To make our stand...
We ain't no Lib'ral tools...
Let's join the band!!
Get US some justice!!
We need some justice!!
Congress, seek justice!!
MUD wants some justice!!
#2884. To: All (#2882)
"Mud Slide Slim" Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon. Oh, Mud Slide, I'm dependent on you. I've been letting the time go by, letting the time go by, I'm gonna cash in my hand and pick up on a piece of land Mud Slide, I'm depending upon you. Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon. Pre...MUD 287 posted on 10/9/2003, 9:53:10 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Written and performed by James Taylor)
I don't know but I've been told, there's a time from time to time.
I can't eat, I can't sleep but I just might move my feet.
Cause there's nothing like the sound of sweet soul music to change a young lady's mind.
And there's nothing like a walk on down by the bayou to leave the world behind, whoa,
Mud Slide Slim, I'm depending upon you. Mister Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon.
yes, I'm letting the time go by, letting the time go by.
and build myself a cabin back in the woods.
Lord, it's there I'm gonna stay until there comes a day
when this old world starts to changing for the good.
Now the reason I'm smiling is over on a island on a hillside in the woods where I belong.
I wanna thank Jimmy, Jimmy, John, Nick and Laurie, the No Jets Construction
for setting me down a homestead on the farm, whoa, ooooo.
Night goes on and on, don’t want to come at all. Baby, baby, baby, I know.
Stoney Lee Blue Borne, picking on a fretless bass, yeah, yeah.
Oil slick, slipping and a sliding and a slapping on. Kootcheroo.
#2893. To: sultan88, Diva Betsy Ross, Landru, FBD, Happygal, P8riot, Flora McDonald, iceskater, AdSimp (#2884)
"I'm Sooo Happy!!" I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!! I'm a Voter, we'll rule the day...(or) I'll shave my head!! We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack... I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!! We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack... FReegards...MUD 87 posted on 3/27/2004, 1:26:03 AM by Mudboy Slim Minor updates today...MUD
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Lithium")
Truth's in my head...
Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATZ breed fools!!
Conquer your fears...
Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care...
I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!!
'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
Then, we'll be glad...
Justice, ladies, it'sa shame Slick Walks FRee upon this earth!!
Let's git excited!! Right can't wait to FReep JOE there...we won't be fair!!
I'm past sixty, but we'll make haste!!
Our goals are pure!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!!
We'll love you...just hang out on Black!!
Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
If yer brave, come hang out on Black...
Trump, it's YOU...get US back on track!!
Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!
Truth's in my head...
Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATZ breed fools!!
Conquer our fears...
Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz we care...
We ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!!
'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!!
We'll love you...just hang out on Black!!
Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
If yer brave, come hang out on Black...
Trump, it's YOU...get US back on track!!
Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#2895. To: All (#2893)
"The Right is Right!!" Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say... The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!! US FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much... Woah-woah... (Musical interlude) Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain... FReegards...MUD 202 posted on 4/3/2004, 1:19:24 AM by Mudboy Slim Minor updates today...MUD
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")
RATZ walk down the street pushin' good folks outta their way...
Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys...
Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!!
Folks, the Right is right!!
Now, fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"
We don't want nuthin' from yer Government's FRee lunch!!
Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's tools...
Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!!
Right's not fools, but Dubyuh, will you walk the line?!!
And face that Right is Right!!
Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'...
We know the sleaziness the Swamp must hide...
Left, they're fools, America...Left is foolhardy...
Yes, they are, Nation!!
HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!!
It's a long, stark campaign and JOE Biden's lyin'!!
Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz JOEZ been spyin'!!
We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!!
Patriots say, "Stand and Fight!!"
The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!!
Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
You can't fergit that Right is Right!!
#2897. To: Diva Betsy Ross, Landru, sultan88, jla, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, stand watie, borisY, TLBSHOW, sneakypete (#2895)
"We're Right!!" We've been Right a long time... Chorus: Yes, Right's fer Truth only... Yes, we're FReepin' fer Right!! [Guitar Solo] Yeah--eah!! Yes, we're FReepin' fer Right!! FReegards...MUD 284 posted on 4/7/2004, 7:52:39 PM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Boston's "Long Time")
I think DemRATZ should know it...yea!!
The Right fights 'gainst Tyranny...
We'll keep on voting!!
Fight on...
We're Reagan's disciples...Yeah!!
We gotta FReep on chasin' our dreams...
We gotta FReep Dem LIARS...
Wish it was something I could sing.
Well, I'm FReepin' fer Right!!
We're just groovin' on...
You'll reject Dem Lib'rals once you've heard our songs!!
Don't forsake what is Right...
Don't join the RATZ Whore'd...
Our Country deserves so much more!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've been Right a long time.
Join the fight 'gainst Left's slime!! Ahh ahh ahhh...WOO!!
We'll fight against Dem fools...ooh oooh!!
'Cuz we are Right...FReepin' fer Right...
We shan't fergit about you!!
Good times...
This race's what excites me...yeah!!
Left's tryin' to fergit RATZ shame!!
Believe Clinton's the SlimeKing...
But Justice shall soon find him!!
RightWing's moving on...
You'll reject Dem Lib'rals once you've heard MUDZ songs!!
Don't forsake what is Right...
Reject the RAT Whore'd!!
Our Country shall be so much more!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Join the hunt fer Slick's crimes...
We shall fight fer all time!!
We've been Right a long time...
It started with Goldwater...yeah!!
We'll fight against tyranny...
We'll FReep the Voters!!
Left's a Vile Whore'd...
Right's gotta stand and fight Dems...yeah!!
We've gotta FReep on, chasin' our dreams...
Folks, Right must always fight Libs...
Dutch Reagan shall be smilin'!!
RightWing's groovin' on...
Yes, we're takin' our time...
We're just groovin' on...
[Repeat and fade]
#2899. To: conservativemusician, pokerboy, BOBTHENAILER, stand watie, jla, FBD, Landru, sultan88 (#2897)
"Thrash'em!!" We are fightin' fer our children... Folks, Right's just gettin' fired up...next, we'll fight the righteous fight... Folks, good FReepers are unbending... C'mon FRiends, I know you've had enough... Left's a sordid predilection... Reject Left's Whore'd and strip RATZ bare... 'Cuz Left culture's vile but ending... But me I'm not stopping there, (Mudboy on haunting harmonica solo to fade.....) FReegards...MUD 493 posted on 4/15/2004, 4:12:28 PM by Mudboy Slim Minor updates today...MUD
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Thrasher")
Left's conspirin' to save Klintoon!!
Right shall give it all we have to expose Truth!!
'Cuz the Righteous Way's Upon US...
We can see DemLib'rals comin'...
And Left's demons don't like rightous folks like you!!
Fightin' to Nail Biden fer TREASON!!
When I see Big Guv'ment growin' I...
Look fer more than tax cuts, guys!!
We are FReepin' fer the day when Truth trumps SCUM!!
Mideast's an ancient rift we're mending.
Life's an endless War of Ideas...
Our Constitution's Great!!
We'll FReep with our companions...
Won't git lost with Lib'ral Minions!!
We'll recall Dutch Reagan's brilliance...
Liberty's Our Fate!!
Join our Righteous Stand 'gainst Fools!!
Head on out to where good patriots make their stand.
Gotta one-way ticket to the Land of Truth...
Yes, Ol' Mudboy's gotta band...
We can't lose, my friends, you soon shall understand.
RATZ're poisoned by deception...
More Big Guv'ment isn't needed...
My paycheck is MINE!!
RATZ're lost in conflagrations...
They're just 60's-style mutations...
With Left's grotesque misrepresentations...
RATZ're failing...failing.
Left's just deadweight, you see!!
Journey down the road without RATZ load.
Right, show some spine...fight, Dem Marxists are blind...
We'll be FReepin' Washington, DeeCee...
Shall be TheGreatStand...counter-protest episode!!
With Big Guv'ments' wasteful spending!!
The Right demands our FReedom...Socialists, Beware!!
Weild the mighty Sword of Justice...
RATZ are powerless to stop US!!
Leftists' Hell is loss of Power...
'Cuz we're patriots who care!!
Must Imprison TraitorJOE!!
Fer so many crimes, RATZ must do their time!!
When we thrash'em, folks, we'll have Left on the run...
RATZ're dinosaurs of mind...
Folks, you know the time has come to Do What's Right!!
#2903. To: Landru, sultan88, FBD, ForGod'sSake, Happygal, cherry_bomb88, Tinman, badeye (#2899)
"FReep Dem Lib'rals!!" You...must protect yer home... Yes, you, gotta end Left's fears... Mudboy Slim (5/13/2004)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Teach Your Children")
Must fight the folks who want you to die.
Let's roll...apply yerselves...
Because Dem RATZ promote the Big Lie!!
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...
Big Guv'ment's hell...must slowly decline.
Right feeds...good folks with dreams,
This World we'll fix...taxes are too high!!
Don't you ever quit the fight...'cuz if we do, Truth will die!!
Folks, just stand fer what is Right...and know God loves you.
We'll whup RATZ rears...'til the Effete resign!!
We know Socialists...they are fools...
We seek the Truth, not DemocRAT lies.
FReep Dem Lib'rals well...their Sosh'list Hell, we'll slowly decline!!
Let's teach Dems 'bout our dreams...
Nation, we'll fix...JOEZ TREASONOUS LIES!!
We won't ever quit the Fight...Reagan told you, "We Are Right!!"
RE-IMPEACH Slick fer his crimes...'cuz Jesus loves you!!
#2905. To: war, Corin Stormhands, mommadooo3, A+Bert, CHIEF negotiator, poet, BKO, M. Thatcher (#2903)
"WAR!!" War!! What is it good for?! War!! What is it good for?! War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!! War!! What is it good for?! War's what happens when Right sheds Tyranny!! War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!! War!! What is it good for?! Mudboy Slim (6/1/04)
(To be sung to Springsteen's live version of Strong/Whitfield's "War")
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Sometimes...War protects our FReedoms!!
War is something the Right despises...
'Cuz it means the loss of soldiers' lives!!
War means fear's in thousands of mothers' eyes...
Yet proud of their loved one's willingness to fight!!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! Say it again...
War?! What is it good for?!
FReedom...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! Send yer enemies to the undertaker!!
Marx is the Enemy...of all Mankind...
The thought of war chills my spine...
Patriots fought each generation fer liberation...
Emancipation...reconstruction...Right Wins the Fight!!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
FReepers...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
Hitler disabled...Mussollini!!
Life is too precious to let Tyrants win the day!!
War, it takes life...a cost of FReedom we must pay!!
War!! Send vile enemies to meet their Maker!!
Peace Love and Understanding...
Are moot when airplanes topple the World Trade!!
Right knows we must fight to keep our FReedom!!
Lord knows we gotta make Dem Marxists PAY!!
Join our Culture War!!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
FReepers...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
#2907. To: All (#2905) (Edited)
"Dutch's Home!!" Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!! Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! [We'll] Revere his name each time when we FReep!! Mudboy Slim On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
RATZ derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATZ're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATZ're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATZ Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATZ fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATZ spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!! 
#2909. To: RonaldReagan (#2907)
"Reagan!!" What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Gave the Oppressed liberation... Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Found humor in ev'ry situation... Reagan!! Created Liberty!! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
While Dem Marxists just tore you down!!
RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Yer quips drove DemocRATZ INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
#2911. To: sultan88, jla, stand watie, unspun, Taxman, cherry_bomb88, AdSimp, iceskater (#2909) (Edited)
"Ode to Bubba's Big book "My Lies"" Bubba, ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba...why'd you run for president?! Come on now Bubba, why do you lie; Media gonna say all of your bull$hit is true. Some floozie gonna keep willie cozy and warm. Bubba, do you think you lie enough, to us! Come on Bubba, don't you lie. Hillry's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you. Oooo Bubba. By FBD- (6/23/04) 195 posted on 6/23/2004, 12:59:37 PM by FBD"Views: 73173"
(Sung to the tune of "Mother"- By 'Pink Floyd')
Bubba, did you think we'd read your bomb?
Bubba, will they put your portrait in the hall?
Oooooooah...............should we care at all?
Bubba, why'd you put Abe's room for rent?
Bubba, did you see the review in the Times?
Ooooowaa...... Your books a waste of time!
Media's gonna put all of their hopes into you.
Hillry's gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She won't let you fly, but she might let you fling.
Oooo Bubba
Oooo Bubba
Oooo Bubba, .....Should we really care at all?
Hillry, we think she's dangerous, to us!
Bubba will we tear your little book apart?
Ooooowaa , will we break your heart?
Hillry's won't let anyone dirty get through.
Hillry's gonna wait up until you get in.
Hillry will always find out where you've been.
Hillry gonna keep willie healthy and clean.
Oooo Bubba.
You'll always be a liar to me.
Bubba, why do you always lie? 
#2913. To: All (#2911)
"Shed Powers!!" Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! (guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude) Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Marxist to the bone!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
#2915. To: Jethro Tull, goldilucky, BADJOE, Snow Bunny, Pippin, Darth Sidious, TLBSHOW, Clinton's a liar (#2913)
"Billzabubba!!" Sitting in the White House, eyeing interns with bad intent... Hill'ry's ice cold, Slick Willie's wanderin' lonely... Do you still remember...November Ninety-Four?! Bee dee dee deee...Bee dee da dee da dee-ee.... Sitting in the White House...eyeing little girls with bad intent! Mudboy Slim 11 posted on 7/29/2004, 4:03:46 PM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung")
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy lawyers spewing lies and spin!
Hey, Billzabub's...lyin' to the Country!
Network Media, why won't they see?!
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Seducing young lasses, ohhh, Bill's such a schmuck!
Ohh, Billzabub!
Makin' time with any gal who'll kneel.
Libs give Slick head, 'cuz he lets 'em kill the babies...
And fills up the Bar with Left-Wing freaks!
Bill's prob'ly stoned, but Lib'rals love this toad!
Corruption's the Left's Code, but voters can see.
Billzabub, you fiend, don't think you'll get off easy!
Lord help your soul, but know you shan't go free!
When the Right rose up and stole your Power...
As the Media watched in horror!
Yeah, Slick scratched and clawed to stay President...
With Chinese Commie funds...
But those scandals bloomed like Madness in the Spring.
Sad sight to behold, Bill Clinton's wanderin' lonely...
Making time with anyone who'll blow.
Legacy looks bad, as Slick tries to delay The End...
But once FReepers sing, Bill'll be RE-Impeached!!
Woah-oh-oh...
Feelin' alone, as Lib'rals hit the road...
Except for Geraldo and Network TeeVee!
Billzabub, you fiend...don't think you'll get off easy!
Resign right now...but know you shan't go free!!!
Ohhh-oh-oh...
Billzabub, you fiend, your reign's been much too sleazy...
You've got no soul, it's oh so clear to me!
Drool is running down his chin, sleazy Carville antics can't save him!
Hey, Billzabub, lyin' just comes naturally...
But Starr's unravel'n your evil scheme.
Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?!
Wastin' what's left of your Party's bucks!
Hey, Billzabub! Ow!
Woah...Billzabubba!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#2917. To: Flora McDonald, GottaLuvAkitas1, GeorgeW23225, TNTtheleft, P8riot, Landru, jla, MeekOneGOP (#2915) (Edited)
"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!" Yeah!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!! Johnboy Kerry, he's a strange one... Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?! RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls... (cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...) Mudboy Slim 91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?!")
Yeah, we got Reagan roots...
Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!!
Left's just victimized...
BidenBOTS...Marxist SPIES!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh WHORE'd!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!
Help US, Nation...we're in danger...
Reject Kerry...he's no leader!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Biden's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject JOE Biden!!
We're Right NOW!!
Right shall bring it...we got soul!!
Left's just beggin'...RATZ ain't FRee!!
Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer FReaks!!
We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!!
Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!!
Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!!
RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!
#2919. To: The Scourge of Yazid, FreeTheHostages, Diva Betsy Ross, Happygal, PhiKapMom, MoJo2001 (#2917)
"Eve of Destruction!!" Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... Lib'rals tell me... Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Medyuh tells me... Sure. Ol' MUDZ so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... Sosh'lists tell me... Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... Swamp tells me... Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
RATZ dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...
'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Must reject RATZ fears...and FReepin's the way!!
When Dem Marxists are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascists all in chains!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
RATZ peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATZ must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
The whole Marxist World...let's just eradicate it!!
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Grand Devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands Dem Marxists' destruction!!
#2921. To: conservativemusician, FBD, sultan88, jla, skeeter, outerbanks, backhoe, Howlin, MurryMom (#2919)
"Chi-Com Spies!!" Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... So RATZ tell JOE they must Vote NOW fer their Country... {start_of_chorus} On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... RATZ, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... Mudboy Slim (11/06/2002) Updated today...MUD
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
TraitorJOEZ WHORE'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Swamp's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Biden isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But JOE knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATZ'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide JOEZ Brazen Lies!!
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz JOE makes MUD FReep away RATZ sleazy spiel!!
Left rushes to JOEZ arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that RATZ're gonna be tried!!
RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "Ol' Hunter's FRIED!!"
And JOEZ guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide RATZ Brazen Lies!!
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
JOEZ bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATZ think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATZ always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATZ sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
RATZ're still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
And JOEZ guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide RATZ Brazen Lies!!
#2923. To: William Jefferson Blythe Clinton (#2921)
"Bill Clinton!!" RATZ HO's seem to come and go...yeah! Left stains, DemRATZ think Slick's sane...RATZ LOVE Hussein!! My FRiends, a new morning dawns... RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows... Mudboy Slim (11/02/2002)
(To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")
Dickie Betts ROCKS!!
Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast,
Rapin' many...trustin' none!!
Killing children, 'cuz it's fun...
But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!!
Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...
Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!!
Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight...
There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!!
Good Patriots FReep RATZ Chi-Com spies...Let's FReep Bill Clinton!!
Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...
Yeah, Slick he's on the run...
MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares...
Care enough to DO YER SHARE!!
Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im...
Roll on...Roll on!!
Shall more DIE while Clinton Rolls?!
Will RATZ see Slick's feet of clay?!
Wellstone's Spirit stole away!!
But MUD knows that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!!
Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!!
Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm...
Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!
#2925. To: Cyber-Band, SamFromSC, MurryMom, Libertina, liberallarry, Reagan Man, M Kehoe, Corin Stormhands (#2923)
"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!" Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... Who loves Left's Power?!! Yes, I know...you'll know... RATZ LOATHE Liberty... Life's not fer Lib'rals... Yes, I know...you know... (Git there...) Do YOU fear bein' FRee?! Yes, I know...you'll know... RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Mudboy Slim (06/14/2004)
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATZ want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATZ LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATZ LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!
#2927. To: Landru, MeekOneGOP, jla, FBD, PhiKapMom, ohioWfan, MoJo2001, ForGod'sSake, BraveMan (#2925)
"Right Must Now Lead the World!!" Everywhere, Left's FReeaks are scary... Right must now change the world... Righteous nation, Trump is leading... Right must now save the World... (Sweet guitar jammin') Power devolution's...the Right solution!! Right must now lead the world... Mudboy Slim 326 posted on 11/16/2004, 3:46:50 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
(To be sung to Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World")
Fight RAT-fairies, tell me "Wha' 'bout Liberty?!"
RATZ, they bitch, plead fer more...
Must defeat the Lib'ral Whore'd!!
Trump'll tell US what to do...
Folks, we'll FReep 'gainst Marxist FOOLS!!
Save the needy...promote FReedom, why won't Left see?!
Time is money...future's sunny...
FReepin's funny...Truth is stunnin'...fight Tyranny!!
From Dem fascist Guv'ment tools!!
Folks, yer FReedom's up to you!! Oh yeah!!
Constitution...brings absolution!!
Yes, Black is Right...RATZ are whores!!
Right is just...win the war!!
To a future Right and True!!
Folks, yer children look to you...
(RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
#2929. To: Landru, Jethro Tull, Jim Robinson, FunkyDan (#2927)
"FReeper!!" Bright new day is dawning... Pumped up, 'gainst the Power... It's a Righteous Journey... Hey Dan, what's yer plan?! Why's the Country red?! (Mudboy on Irish whistle) Men, good FReepers taught me... Hey Dan, what's yer plan?! Why's Lib'ralism dead?!? Mudboy Slim 399 posted on 11/24/2004, 2:59:07 PM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Teacher")
As we smite Big Guv'ment Hell!!
We sing, "Our Game is FReepin'...
Put Dem Marxists on the shelf!!"
Must teach Left a lesson...
Socialism is fer FOOLS!!
Fed'ral Power's regressin'...
Far Right must be FReedom's tool!!
Got Left on the run!!
DemRATZ are frettin' fear...Haters, every one.
Our stand's the Right one...'cuz our castle is our home...
LeftWing ain't worth nuthin'...when Big Guv'ment's done!!
Lib'ral world, it loathes the FRee!!
Limbaugh is our teacher...
Truth's been spun 'gainst Tyranny!!
Come, stand, Righteous Band...Lyin' Left Loves DEATH!!
Left tries to tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!!
Truth's what we're looking for...Behold the Righteous Right!!
RightWing Forum's more than fun!!
Thank you, Mr. JimRob...
Fer all that you have done!!
Come stand, Righteous Band...Liars, Truth they dread!!
Left tries to tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!!
Defeat the Marxist WHORE'd...Behold the Righteous Right!!
#2931. To: KLT, dwbh, MurryMom, Cincinatus' Wife, mommadooo3, AuntB, seattlesue, classygreeneyedblonde (#2929)
"Muslims" Muslims...my FRiends... Allah...is innocent...yeah... (Haunting keyboard solo) So...daughters, gently sleep... 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... FReegards...MUD 3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my FRiends...FReepers, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, Kabul...
Everywhere RATZ look, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
(Left's NO MATCH fer a Humble Man with a Righteous Plan!!)
#2933. To: Landru, M Kehoe, Jeff Head, Dukie, Buckeroo, Tinman, gonzo, Taxman (#2931) (Edited)
"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below" Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night... Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! Now Dem Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Lord's high above...got MUD below... Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... Well, these DemocRATZ they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!! Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... Blue skies above...clear stream below... MUD (9/25/00) 1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemocRATZ by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so- Powerful...rumor wuz Dem boyz kiss rear...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and Algore, y'all...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Media Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Media Whores could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
RATZ Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUDZ a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!
Remove Slick's stain...RE- IMPEACH RATZ 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!
"You'll FRY," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
Algore said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, that Internet I did make...
Your FreeRepublic Left's Laws shall break!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUDZ just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! =^D
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
Yers Truly...Presidin'!!!"
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
"Clinton RESIGNS...Welcome Prez'dent Gore!!"
Next to MUDZ "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, the twisted Lib'rals must be smacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
#2935. To: mininggold, Badeye, mel, Murron, Dakmar, diva besty ross, palo verde, TLBSHOW (#2933) (Edited)
"WE ARE THE WORLD!!" NOW is the time... We can't go on... [Chorus] We are the world... [Chorus] Folks, Left flouts its Power!! [Chorus] Mudboy Slim (26 March 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
(To be sung to Michael Jackson's "We are the World")
When Right heeds our Founders' Call...
When Patriots must come together as ONE!!
LeftWing people LYING!!
NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!!
Elitists MUST now fall!!
Pretending RATZ are SANE!!
That DIMWIT will soon make a change...
We are all a part of...
God's great big family!!
Hear MUDZ "TRUTH!!"...I know WISDOM'S all we need!!
RATZ kill their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Folks, DEFEAT Marxists!!!
There's a choice we're making...
We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!!
Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
Sing from yer heart!!!
So RATZ know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!!
And Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!!
As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads...
Patriots all must lend a helping hand!!
We are the world...
RATZ KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Marxists!!
Righteous choice MUDZ making...
Swamp-TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
There seems no HOPE at all...
But if Right just BELIEVES...
There's no way we can FAIL!!
Well, well, well, well, let us realize...
That true change will only come...
When we stand together as one!!
We are the world...
RATZ KILL their children!!
We are the ones who make a brighter day...
Let's DEFEAT Marxists!!
Righteous choice MUDZ making...
Swamp-TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!!
Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day...
Just you and MUD!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2937. To: Snow Bunny (#2935)
"Right's Justice" I-I-I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!! MUUUUUUDZ FReepin' fer a bright Christmas... WE-E-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help US!! Regards...MUD 26 posted on 12/4/2001, 1:16:53 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
(To be sung to Bing Crosby's "White Christmas")
Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore...
With my bald head glist'nin'...
Whole Wide World's list'nin'...
To hear Bunnies made of Snow!!
With every Justice Song he writes!!
Spend yer days Just Fightin' Left's Blight...
And may Trump's Bold Justice Do What's Right!!
With every Christmas card you write...
Tell yer FRiends...JOE Biden Ain't Right!!
Reject DeeCee Tyranny and Blight!!
#2939. To: lodwick (#2937)
"Twas the Night Before Ramadan..." Twas the night before Ramadan, and all through the cave When out on the ledge there arose such a clatter, The moon shone down on the new-fallen snow And their leader, so fearless, his troops he did push, "Now Omar! Osama! Muhammad! Abdul! As the dry leaves that before the assault choppers fly, And then, in a twinkling, I heard with a thud He was dressed all in drag, from his head to his toes, His eyes were all glassy; he trembled with fear; I watched with cold fear as his body did slump; I dropped to my knees; asked Allah for help, I told you to honor your neighbors and wives; And so, I'll send you and bin Laden to Hell. Author Unknown Thanks to lodwick fer sharing...MUD 162 posted on 12/11/2001, 9:38:48 AM by Mudboy Slim
Not a creature was stirring; it felt like a grave.
The turbans were hung by the firepit with care,
In hopes that the Air Force would not soon be there.
The soldiers were restless without any beds,
While visions of air strikes flashed in their heads.
Osama in his burkha and I in my goatskin cap,
Had just settled down for a cold, barren winter's nap,
I grabbed my Kalashnikov to see what was the matter.
Away from the racket I ran like a girl,
Tripped over a goat; into a ball I did curl.
And lit up the valley with an ominous glow,
When, what to my one good eye should appear,
But a dozen Apaches, and tanks in the rear.
I knew in an instant it must be President Bush.
More rapid than eagles his forces they came,
And they whistled, and shouted, and called out our names:
We come for you now; we've taken Kabul!
To the top of the cliffs! To the back of their caves!
When you chose this war, you dug your own graves!"
When they meet with an obstacle, light up the sky.
So up to the ledge his forces they flew
With full magazines, and flamethrowers too.
The explosions of Tomahawks; not one was a dud.
As I chambered my rifle, and was turning around,
Osama was there, disguised in a gown.
And he said he would flee while I held off his foes;
A bundle of money he had stuffed in his pack,
He said "I'm going to Baghdad and I'm not looking back!"
The American bombs, they rang in his ears.
He saddled his goat, then turned tail and fled,
But a Marine Corps sniper shot him dead in the head.
The goat threw him off; he fell with a thump.
And so, there I stood, my plans all destroyed,
About to suffer a fate I could not avoid;
His voice boomed in my ears, "You ignorant whelp!
I gave you the Bible, the Torah and Koran,
But you were too arrogant to understand,
Not to enslave them, or degrade their lives!
You invoke My name to sanction your deeds,
But you are the last thing that this world needs.
The last words I heard, as the bombs fell,
Were from George Bush himself as he mounted the wall,
"One nation, under God, with liberty and justice for all!"
#2941. To: Billie, Sultan88, poet, coteblanche, Sabertooth, Angelwood, Doctor Raoul, ironman (#2939)
"Willie the Red-Necked Traitor" Willie the red-necked traitor... Then one snowy Justice Eve... First draft...MUD 274 posted on 12/15/2001, 9:27:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Had a big ol' bulbous nose,
Snorted Coke like a vacuum,
Stuck it up his Intern Ho's.
All of the Noble FReepers,
Used to laugh and call Slick names.
We never let Left's Poltroons,
Fergit Slick's a Treas'nous Shame.
FReepers came to sing:
"Willie and yer Leftist Blight,
Shan't "MOVE ON" becuz We're Right!!"
Folks, DemRAT Lib'rals loved Slick,
But Right routed them fer FRee:
"Willie the Red-Necked Traitor...
You'll die in a Fed'ral Penitentiary!!!"
#2943. To: All (#2941)
"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!" There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right... There's bad men doin' Wrong... Clinton feels he can't be beat... Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!! Mudboy Slim (12/29/2001) Let's ROCK...MUD 1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there,
Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...
We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!!
Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!!
Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stomp Left's Clowns!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
#2945. To: stand watie, budwiesest, sneakypete, Militiaman7, BufordP, gunsareok, Jimmy Valentine's brother (#2943)
"House of the Vile Clintons!!" In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR... Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs... Slick killed them lasses down in Texas... I tell ya, Nation, listen... Folks, it's time to take on Left's Whore!! We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee... Mudboy Slim BTW, FReepers, we must... 1 Posted on 07/08/2000 13:29:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
There lived the Vile Clintons!!
And Bill's been the Hero of many Lib'rals...
Yet Slick's a bag o' scum!!
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string RATZ up!!
Slick torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!
Yes, we SHALL remove Slick's Stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!
Slick's Fate is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers...
Yes, We'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(Impeach@gain.harder!!)
#2947. To: Cyber-Band, stand watie, Landru, Taxman, BufordP, kristinn, BillF, jla, MeekOneGOP (#2945)
"We Are the RightWing!!" Right is the Future...Right is FRee... Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! RATZ ain't nuthin'!! FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! I love my FReepin' fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! Left's freaks fool you!! Mudboy Slim BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!! 185 posted on Sunday, August 15, 2004 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")
Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!!
Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!!
Right's gonna save you!!
We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!!
We reject Left's fools...RATZ ain't FRee!!
But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
Right gotz soul...like the Gip!!
Back in '96, man, we was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!!
'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!!
Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!!
Press, ask REAL questions...know JOE Biden lies...
RATS are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes...
Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!!
We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill'll be a Prison Queen!!
'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!!
Left's [an] illegitimate scourge of man...
RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny...
FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!!
Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!!
Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!!
Right's gonna win you!!
But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!!
MUD can rap with this KidRock punk...
So just Devolve Power before DemRATZ wake up!!
Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"...
And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!!
I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts...
Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!!
Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!!
We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!!
So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush...
Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!!
'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand...
We're a legitimate righteous land!!
RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny...
FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!!
Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
The Worlds needs patriots liberatin'!!
Liberate US...yeah!!
Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!!
Come on, don't let up!!
This World needs more righteous liberation!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!!
And we feed on sweet Justice!!
DemRATS say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines...
Left's thoughts are scams...RATZ make no sense...
Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!!
Raisin' Cain on the internet...
NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!!
I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun...
Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!!
DemLib'rals seem so odd...
Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!"
I am just Mudboy, you'll understand...
Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Right wantsta help you...Right's yer future!!
#2949. To: All (#2947)
"Truth Shall Reign Again!!" Bidenn's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall... I'm sorry...JOEZ sorry...Swamp's sorry...Right's always... Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOZ frown... JOEZ sorry...Left's sorry... Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls... I'm sorry...JOEZ sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!! Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh... {end very intensely on Am} Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002) 1 posted on 1/15/2002, 4:33:56 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Swamp's Marxist mis-Directions...are driving RATZ insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! TraitorJOE washed away...
The Evil of Dem Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
Olde wise men wrote their words upon the rocks...
But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...JOEZ ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If RATZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Press says that we should "Just Move ON!!"...
That Choice isn't mine!!
(Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)
#2951. To: newblood, LiberteeBell, yankhater, Republic, jla, Sultan88, Ward Smythe, neutrino (#2949)
"Masterful Whore" Slick's a Masterful Whore... Slick has never done nothin'... Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Left enslaves all their Victims... Slick's now Left's nightmare... How, folks, do I know?! Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Slick, I hope you don't DIE... FReegards...MUD 50 Posted on 07/15/2001 20:26:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War")
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
RATZ are hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Communism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, Right's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D]
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
Bill, I'll piss on yer head!!
#2953. To: All VETS...and their SIGnificant OTHERS (#2951) (Edited)
God BLESS ALL who have SERVED in the U.S. Military!! "A Soldier's Christmas" The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old "What are you doing?" I asked without fear For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, "Its my duty to stand at the front of the line, My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December," I've not seen my own son in more than a while, "I can live through the cold and the being alone, "So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, For when we come home, either standing or dead, Michael Marks FReegards...MUD
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
my daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep
in perfect contentment, or so it would seem.
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
and I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts,
to the window that danced with a warm fire's light
then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night"
that separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red white and blue... an American flag.
Away from my family, my house and my home,
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat,
I can carry the weight of killing another
or lay down my life with my sisters and brothers
who stand at the front against any and all,
to insure for all time that this flag will not fall."
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone.
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
to know you remember we fought and we bled
is payment enough, and with that we will trust.
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.
December 7th, 2000
marksman@patriot.net"
#2955. To: Administrative Simplicity, jla, poet, yankhater, Sultan88, Mrs. Greg Summers, goldilucky (#2953) (Edited)
"The 12 Days of Justice!!" On the First Day of Justice On the Second Day of Justice On the Third Day of Justice On the Fourth Day of Justice On the Fifth Day of Justice On the Sixth Day of Justice On the Seventh Day of Justice On the Eighth Day of Justice On the Ninth Day of Justice On the Tenth Day of Justice On the Eleventh Day of Justice On the Twelfth Day of Justice Thank y'all for the help. For a poet...I'm slow at it. The Sultan 361 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 U rock, GREG...I know yer smilin' UP THERE!! Utmost regards 2 U and yer family...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-27
(To the tune of "12 Days of Christmas")
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Slick in a Penitentiary.
The Good Lord Gave to me
Two Terms for Dubyuh
And Slick in a Penitentiary.
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Three More Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
And Slick in a Penitentiary.
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Four subpoenas for Reno,
Three more Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
And Slick in a Penitentiary.
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers,
Four Subpeonas for Reno,
Three More Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
and Slick in a Penitentiary.
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Six More Pubbie Senators
etc...
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Seven Hours of Limbaugh
etc...
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Eight More House Conservatives
etc...
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Nine Jabs at Jeffords
etc...
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Ten Indictments for Hillary
etc...
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Eleven Lib'ral Retirements
etc...
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Twelve Years of Tax Cuts,
Eleven Lib'ral Retirements,
Ten Indictments for Hillary,
Nine Jabs at Jeffords,
Eight More House Conservatives,
Seven Hours of Limbaugh,
Six More Pubbie Senators,
Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers,
Four Subpoenas for Reno,
Three More Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
AND SLICK IN A PENITENTIARY!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
#2958. To: All (#2955)
"FRiends of Slick Willie!!" We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! (BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!) Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Mudboy Slim Lib'ralism's DEAD!! So Sayeth the Word of...MUD 1 posted on 2/10/2002
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton should be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the
De-Legitimization of the DemocRAT Party!!
, 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
#2960. To: Landru (#2958)
"SlickBoy Willie!!" SlickBoy Willie...what have you done?!! EX-Prez'dent Clinton...you broke the rules! Waco Sadist...when did you know?! Chairman T-Mac...you'll get yers yet!! RATZ gave him everything they owned just to sit at his table... Bill made a fool of everyone... G F# A#m C D G F# F D ... (and fade) FReegards...MUD 468 posted on 7/22/2002, 10:51:53 PM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Sexy Sadie")
You made a fool of everyone...
You made a fool of everyone...
SlickBoy Willie...ooh...yer red-neck scum!!
You sprayed it 'roun' for all to see...
You sold US out fer Chi-Com green!!
SlickBoy Willie...oooh...you treach'rous FOOL!!
One sunny day, the world was Lustin' fer some Justice!!
She came along to turn on everyone
Rapist Willie...the greatest of them all!!
The world was waiting just for you
The world was waiting just for you
SlickBoy Willie oooh how did you know
However big you think you are...
However big you think you are...
Traitor T-Mac...oooh...you'll get yers yet!!
Willie's smile would brighten Marxist dreams!!
SlickBoy Willie he's the latest and the greatest of the Swamp...
SlickBoy Willie...
However big RATZ think they are...
Slick's a Sadist!!
#2965. To: heavyd, CHIEF negotiator, Angelique (#2960)
"Right's Battle Against Left's WHORE'd!!" The King of Lyin' smugly bows... Has the Right lost its mind?! Hey...RATZ gotta wonder... Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT... Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Mudboy Slim 1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
"Respect the Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How shall our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it....
(The Anti-Clinton!!)
#2967. To: Landru, sultan88, Snow Bunny, M. Thatcher, Reagan Man, George W. Bush, PhiKapMom, dead, AuntB (#2965) (Edited)
"Legend of Mudboy Slim" Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! Limbaugh couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself. [Spoken:] [Spoken:] And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. BWAHAHAHA...MUD 367 posted on 10/14/02 1:08 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATZ still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
MattDrudge couldn't conceive it!! The dude never seemed to listen to nobody else.
Dubyuh couldn't believe it!! Dude just had to find out for hisself...
There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave in the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...all he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd write it all down on FReeper threads and he'd bury it all around.
And on certain nights, if the moon was Right, he'd sing it out loud, with no sound...
Slim'd pour his heart out on the threads he called "Black!!" and run his vocals through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry young man and that's all that there was to it!!
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it...'cause DemRATZ never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob, sure, he had sincere doubts!! Jim just had to find out for hisself...
There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATZ and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked him up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the Black water sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUDZ shack and picked up MUDZ Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUDZ Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear Righteous Justice!!!"
There's a spot in the yard out back behind MUDZ shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
#2969. To: palo verde, backfin, mel_living (#2967)
"Immigrant Nation!!" Say, truth be told, we're a free nation... They use our schools, but they don't pay... American people, Immigrant Pride... We are a proud Immigrant Nation... American people, immigrant pride... Folks, maybe someday Left will learn... Mudboy Slim (8 May 2006)
(To be sung to Paul Revere And The Raiders' "Indian Reservation")
Hospitable to all persuasions...
Folks invade US, that ain't Right!!
They take our jobs, not our will to fight!!
They flood our hospitals and jails...
They march our streets...rights, they don't have...
ILLEGALS' lives are ContraBand!!
Give power to Dems, and freedom dies!!
Justice dawns, we must be patient...
Though I seem so gawldurned white...
MUDZ still part-injun deep inside!!
Respect our laws...or fear our might!!
Immigrant nation always yearns...
Freedom's earned...
Freedom's earned...
Freedom's earned...
Freedom's earned!!
#2971. To: All (#2969)
"The Liberal Lie!!" A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember Are you one of "The Ignorant"?! Now for eight years, we've dealt with his sleaze, Senate hearings in a Summer swelter, Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face, It seems the Media's a bit confused, Don was singin'... MUD 1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make those suckers dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chinese funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemocRATZ Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe Gore didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and some whores who suck,
But he knew he was outta luck the day his intern LIED!
I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But Left's "One-World" was Vile!"
And DemLeftWingFools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a strength derived from livin' FRee,
In a voice crying out for Liberty!
And while RATZ King was feelin' down, good FReepers run him outta town.
The Left Wing was concerned, Left's Icon had been spurned.
And while Hell'ry read her book on Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still we smoked ceegars on a lark, the day the Networks lied!
Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!"
And them UnionThugs were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that Slick fries!!!"
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
LeftistWhore'd can kiss my ass! While DemocRATZ cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from some "Lass"!
Next, the LeftWing arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but Right never gave'em a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
Ol' Jesse Helms refused to yield!
Do you recall how FReedom feels? Today Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that we die!"
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! Bush, be nimble, Dick, be quick!
DemocRATZ, ya gotta dump this prick,
'Cuz next election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
My hands were clenched in fists of rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To fight the libertarian fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And BillzaBubba's drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day I RESIGN! Gosh, I sure wish I'd have just RESIGNED!!"
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their marks are down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth will win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleemed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that Slick SPIED!"
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
#2973. To: KLT, Landru, conservativemusician, M. Thatcher, holdonnow (#2971)
"Whuppin' Post!!" Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... CHORUS: (Some very kewl guitar jammin') My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... CHORUS (Mo' betta guitar jammin') Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Mudboy Slim 101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
And I don't know why Right lets DemMediaMarxists make US their fools!!
Left takes all OUR money...to pay DemRAT WHOREds!!
Now RATZ're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies...
Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Lib'ral DOLTS!!
Lied to by RATZ Medyuh WHORE'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Tyrants!!
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by Dem Lib'ral DOLTS!!
Lied to by RATZ Media HO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Tyrants!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by Dem Lib'ral DOLTS!!
Lied to by RATZ Media HO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Tyrants!!
#2975. To: All (#2973) (Edited)
"Leftist Fears!!" Country's screwed with TraitorJOE... Our freedom's gone...sweet liberty... Folks, ignore Statist peers... RATZ say we're done, that freedom's bad... Folks, ignore Statist peers... Mudboy Slim (3 August 2009) Updated today...MUD "Views: 82828"
(To be sung to Eddie and the Cruisers' "Tender Years")
RATZ tax everything in sight!!
Tyranny's closer and closer...
Ignites passion on the Right!!
Must fight this Marxist throng!!
Right's got heart, we got dreams...
Big Guv'ment's most always wrong!!
Guv'ment's grown too many years!!
Devolution is near...
Don't believe Leftist fears!!
Deficits, they plague the land!!
Fer the Truth, we aspire...
Liberty is oh so grand!
Guv'ment's grown too many years!!
Devolution is near...
We'll defeat Leftist fears!! 
#2977. To: All (#2975)
"RightWinger Uprise!!" RATZ're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise... MUD is just a hired hand, Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATZ clowns... JOE isn't just a-nother Lib'ral, Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'... Take another shot of courage, It's another RightWinger Uprise, Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo Mudboy Slim IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Quite Sincerely...MUD 1 posted on 12/13/2002, 3:26:55 PM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise")
'Cuz TraitorJOE took Chi-Com bribes...
Biden's SLIME!!
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!
Justice Shall Be OURS Once JOE Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEALIN' LOUD!!
And WE haveta FReep RATZ Lyin' SCUM!!
JOE, say "So long!!"
When we beat RATZ at the polls!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
JOEZ Chi-Com SCUM!!
This whole world won't be the same...
DemocRATZ Shame!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
#2979. To: Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, BigMan (#2977) (Edited)
Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" Crazy Train, I thought we were gonna get wild tonight! Crazy, but that's how it goes I've listened to preachers Mental wounds not healing I know that things are going wrong for me (guitar solo) Heirs of a cold war Crazy, but what do I care Thank you! Okay! Pre...MUD 347 posted on 12/30/2002, 1:12:28 PM by Mudboy Slim
All right everybody stick their hands in the air!
We love you!
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe yeah, yeah, it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
Mental wounds not healing
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Everybody clap your hands now come on!
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned
To rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role
Who and what's to blame?
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
You gotta listen to my words...Yeah-h!!
That's what we've become
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
I'm living with something,
I don't want to share
Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
It's what rock n roll's about!
#2981. To: Jhoffa_, nolu_chan, ishtar, Murron, mel, palo verde, war, Dr. Skippy, SammieGee, JimmieDee (#2979)
"ObamaNation's RACIST!!" Hey, RATZ, stop what you're doin'!! ObamaNation's Racist!! Swamp's always the same... Hey, RATZ, we got something we think you ought to know. ObamaNation's Racist!! Swamp's always the same, ObamaNation's Racist!! Swamp's always the same, Mudboy Slim (13 June 2008)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Communication Breakdown")
Hey, Left, you'll drive US to ruin!!
We all know what it is that RATZ like about you,
Barry's a Marxist BOT!!
Reagan once told you, "Liberty Whups Guv'ment ROT!!"
Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATZ're insane!!
Hey, Barry, RATZ wanna pretend that they love you so.
We're gonna scold you with our songs, yeah!
Truth's never gonna let you win, RATZ, despite your charms!!
Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATZ're insane!!
Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATZ're insane!!
#2982. To: Mudboy Slim (#2981)
I noticed you included palo verde in your TO: LIST Are you aware she died about ten years ago? She was found in Lower Manhattan, naked in her tenement apartment, covered in cat feces? Her last words are said to have been, "for the God, tell Mudboy Slim to STFU up!" palo verde
#2983. To: Vinny (#2982)
Regards...MUDYes, Vinny, I know palo verde has passed on, but she was NOT the woman you describe...MUD
#2985. To: All (#2983)
Regards...MUD
Did Steve Urkel transition?
#2987. To: All (#2985)
Regards...MUD
#2989. To: All (#2987)
Regards...MUD
#2991. To: All (#2989)
Regards...MUD
No friggin' way TraitorJOE has 5 More Years in him...
#2995. To: All (#2991)
Regards...MUD"Views: 96200"
#2997. To: All (#2995)
Regards...MUD
Give Israel room to ERADICATE HAMAS, then Cease Fire!!
Typical Deep State AppaRATchik...
One down, Dozens to go!!
#2999. To: pookie18 (#2997)
Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD
Abolish the DeeCeeSwamp's Dept. of Education!!
#3003. To: All (#2999)
Regards...MUD"Views: 96900"
DemRATZ Demon Seed...
These days, folks almost gotta be a Satan-worshiper to vote DemocRAT... 
#3008. To: All (#3003)
"Stand!!" If I could tell the World just one thing... We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!! My hands are gnarled and rough... Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins... Yes...heartache came to visit me... My hands are gnarled and rough... In the End, only the Truth matters... My hands are gnarled and rough... We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind. Mudboy Slim (9/18/01) Equally applicable in today's climate... "Views: 104560"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Hands")
It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!"
Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital...
And priceless in times like these...
WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!
We must gather ourselves around our Faith...
Fer Truth's what Dem Fascists most fear!!
But they're not yers...nor what they've sown.
Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home...
And We Shall NOT Be Broken!!
We must remove Left's cancer!!
But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!!
We'll fight...we know we're Right!!
For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight.
'Cuz where there's people who have no voice...
There OURS shall go singin'!!
But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!!
It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!!
Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!
In the End, only Justice matters!!
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray...
You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!!
Allah? The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!
But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked.
Now you've riled us...attacked our home!!
Folks, We Shall NOT Be Broken!!
Right shall not be broken!!!
We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes...
We are God's hands...
RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!
We Shall NOT Be Broken...MUD
#3011. To: All (#3008)
"Thunderous Thighs!!" I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... So now Slick's down on his luck... Mudboy Slim 97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station...
And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got DeeCee by your side!"
And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this...
That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!!
Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Another intern date...
But Bill thought by the time he got there...
She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!!
Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear...
Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head...
Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
'Cuz the First B**ch don't do guys...
Find a girl with thunderous thighs!!
And if you're horny and dusty...
'Cuz your wife don't do the jam...
Getta girl with thunderous thighs!!
Well...
That all you need to do is send more tax money to the...
"Sacred" DeeCee WHORE'd of Guv'ment...
Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
And all Right's dreams will come true!!
Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer...
Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts...
But I'll tell ya...
'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys...
Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!!
Now, if you're downright disgusted...
And you're tired of Slick's scam...
Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies!
Yes, now Bill's down on his luck...
In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside...
He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
#3013. To: All (#3011)
"Don't Tread on Me" Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail don't tread on me don't tread on me don't tread on me (Guitar jammin'/riffs...) so be it Pre...MUD 212 posted on 9/25/2001 12:33:34 PM by MWS
(Performed by Metallica)
once you provoke her, rattling of her tail
never begins it, never, but once engaged...
never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
love it or leave it, she with the deadly bite
quick is the blue tongue, forked as lighting strike
shining with brightness, always on surveillance
the eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
once you provoke her, rattling on her tail
so be it
threaten no more
to secure peace is to prepare for war
so be it
settle the score
touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore...
don't tread on me
#3015. To: Murron, mel, BorisY, palo verde, diva betsy ross, nolu_chan, liberator, Blackie (#3013)
"Left's Weak...We're Strong!!" Left's weak, we're strong...nothing's forever in Left's Universe!! DemFreaks are wrong...spendin' $Trillions feedin' Power-Lust!! Brave men died defending mud...EX "endured" seventeen!! Left's weak, we're strong...there's only one God in this Universe!! (The BigMan freakin' it on guitar...) Barry LIES...ALL RATZ are stained!! She "endured" seventeen!! Left's weak, Left's wrong...Obama really LOATHES our Liberty!! (MUD takin' it home on bongos...) Mudboy Slim (17 May 2010)
(To be sung to Gov't Mule's "So Weak, So Strong")
Promise comfort, bring more pain...Left's weak, we're strong!!
Find yer courage or all hope is lost...
Left's weak, we're strong!!
GlennBeck cries...I've seen his spirit blaze away...
Ignore RATZ LIES, my friends!!
Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
RATZ bring darkness...Truth is Right!!
Left's weak, Left's wrong!!
NooYawkSlimes LIES to their readers ev'ry day...
RATZ DESPISE, my friends!!
Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Ahhh...ahhh-ahh-ahh...
Bold lives without him's what I seek...Left's weak, MUDZ strong!!
Left's weak, we're strong!!
There's ONE Messiah in OUR Universe...
#3017. To: All (#3015)
"Come Together!!" Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Right!! Yo... Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!! Oh... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy SlimThis one is begging for an update for the 2024 Election Season...
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATZ on their knees!!
RATZ love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must teach Left is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATZ got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz We Loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATZ think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!
#3019. To: Cyber-Band, BearzQuagmire, outerbanks, All (#3017)
"Joy To the World!!" Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!! Ignore Left's spin...RushPower grows... Joy to the World! Let FReedom Ring!! (Good guitar pickin' by Ol' Three-Fingers Vesuvius...aka Mordecai...long story) Repeat resounding joy... Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace... Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!! ** = FReeperGal Chorus, of course. A little more from the Man in Black...MUD 451 posted on 12/25/2001 0:58 AM EST by Mudboy SlimMerry Christmas to ALL my fellow LF.com posters and Lurkers...MUD
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's version of "Joy to the World")
RATZ just don't know it yet!!**
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!!
RATS just don't know it yet!!
Let all good folks aid in the Lib'rals' Doom...
Help Mudboy and his Band sing...
Let Justice the New Year bring...
FReep Clinton and Justice the New Year'll bring!!
Networks infest our Minds!!!**
Ignore Left's spin...Rush'sPower grows...
RightWing must show some spine!!
We'll fight to break the Elites' Power...
Far out, Left's Curse is found...
Next, Dems shall Fear OUR Power...
Far out, FAR OUT!! Left's Power is DONE!!
Let men their songs employ!!
We FReep with Ol' Mudboy...
We FReep...we FReep...with boundless Joy!!**
We'll break Tyrant poltroons!!**
Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace...
We're Right...the Left's in ruins!!
The Glories of Good Righteousness!!
And wonders of Right's Love...
Slick Willie whacks his pud...
The Righteous Right shall sling Good Mud!!
RATZ just don't know it yet!!
#3021. To: GenerationNext (#3019)
"Drive!!" Sometimes, I feel Swamp's Fear of... Reject the Media WHORE'd!! Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... Oh yes I...decide to waiver my... Right Must Defeat Left's WHORE'd!! Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?! Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo... Excellent song, mis amigos!! FReegards...MUD 115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Incubus' "Drive")
RATZ Implosion...Then I Cheer!!
And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks...
Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!
Biden seems to have a Faint, Shallow Mass Appeal!!
But lately I am beginning to find that I...
Should be the one making Joe squeeeeeeal!!
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!!
Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine...
And Fight Left's WHORE'd and Drive!!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!
Justice seems to be the way...
That Tyranny can be brought down!!
Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that...
When we fight to win...God's Light Joins OURS!!
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Let's IMPEACH RATZ Slime!!
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever Dem Marxists sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!
(Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)
#3027. To: Ligeia, Victoria Delsoul, Ragtime Cowgirl, M. Thatcher, Tony, dead, dude, dwbh, Mr. Jenkins (#3021)
"Justa Criminal" Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! [To Slick Willie hisse'f] Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!! [To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again] Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999) Updated...MUD 487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO Cruel'")
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Leftist's out...
Freedom!!
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...
Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Slick's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Because your Treason erodes our trust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Marxist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
#3029. To: Landru, sultan88, jla, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, stand watie, Taxman, cherry_bomb88, dead (#3027)
"Just & Bold!!" I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs... (MUD on harp...) It must be understood...DemRATZ're No Good!! (MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...) Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!! Mudboy Slim 78 posted on 4/28/2004, 9:14:58 AM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!!
FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!!
Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
I ain't gettin' old.
Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!!
Dem RINOZ shall fold.
Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz their dreams ain't bold!!
Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines...
To keep insisting that the Truth be told!!
Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!!
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!!
RATZ are bought and sold!!
Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!!
It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#3031. To: Alamo-Girl, Landru, Diva Betsy Ross, MoJo2001, sultan88, jla, FBD, KLT, Happygal (#3029) (Edited)
"Fight fer Allah!!" Remember, Ms. Alamo...the Right is here to stay!! We'll fight to FRee Iraq...Left's Terror Horse we'll stalk!! Let's send Dem Libs on a ship... Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh... Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh... Right's gotta take a stand...'gainst Bubba from DixieLand!! I sing, "Reject Dem Libs!!" Mudboy Slim (5/8/04)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Ride My Llama")
We'll fight DemRATZ fer Power...the Righteous, we don't play!!
John Kerry, hear the news...yer slaughter's in the stars!!
We'll rise up 'gainst Left's "stars"...
And sing y'all some LibertySongs!!
We'll provide reefer for the trip...
MUD said, "We're olde, but we're Good!!"
Like any good Conservative would...
Ah-ah-ah ahh- ahh... Ahh-ah-ah-ah ahh-ahh...
I wanna git Slick good...take Bill down with his goons!!
Right needs to Git Slick Good!!
Fed'ral Prison's Bill's new 'hood!!
We'll reward Leftists when they switch...
MUD said, "We're olde, but we're good!!"
Like any ol' Conservative would.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
#3033. To: diva betsy ross, AuntB, palo verde, Happy2Bme_onLF, Murron, mel, TLBSHOW, buckeroo, war, Biff Tannen, Dr. Skippy, go65 (#3031)
"Patriots HOO're Free!!" When I was a kid, both my parents would fill up my head... I can still hear the vile, Lib'ral spin on Network TeeVee... Left loves Statist Power..it ain't Right..nutjobs spin US!! I can still see ol' Dutch Reagan's grin each time we VOTE FREE!! Obama's a TOOL...Iran's got him whupped 'cuz BO's weak!! You can still see the bought Network T'WITS sellin' LIES BO needs... Mudboy Slim (12 July 2010)
(To be sung to Don Williams' "Good Ol' Boys Like Me")
With the hist'ry of Dover, Kansas, where both had lived.
Then Gramma came in to teach her little man...
"Small guv'ment is best and Ron Reagan is TheMan!!"
Gip talked about honor and Truths we should know...
Country staggered a little when Carter ran the show!!
But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!!
I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be...
So what'll RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
But we ain't afraid to tread Washington mud..Right's Just Cause!!
Press sells Left's disasters..Truth's RATZ Tragedy!!
Glenn Beck and El Rushbo EXPOSE TYRANNY!!
Righteous fight against BarryO..fight Left's dread...
Sean Hannity hollerin', "Marx is DEAD!!"
And that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!!
I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be...
So what'll RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Media watched him praise himself just 'cuz RATZ support Freaks!!
The RightWing's smarter than most...trash Network News...
Learned to IGNORE DemRATZ sellin' socialist views!!
When MUD was eighteen, Lord, I hit the road...
Folks, yer Freedoms oughtta matter...that much I know!!
But that Limbaugh dude, he's fightin' 'gainst Tyranny...Stand fer Liberty!!
I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be...
So what do RATZ do with Patriots HOO're Free?!
Folks, all we can do is Vote fer Liberty!!
#3035. To: All (#3033)
"JERSEY GIRL" I got no time for the corner boys `Cause down the shore everything's all right Sha la la la la la la You know she thrills me with all her charms Sha la la la... I see you on the street and you look so tired Pre...MUD 348 posted on 6/4/2004, 8:41:15 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Tom Waits, as sung by Springsteen)
Down in the street making all that noise
Or the girls out on the avenue
`Cause tonight I wanna be with you
Tonight I'm gonna take that ride
Across the river to the Jersey side
Take my baby to the carnival
And I'll take her on all the rides
You and your baby on a Saturday night
You know all my dreams come true
When I'm walking down the street with you
Sha la la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la I'm in love with a Jersey girl
When I'm wrapped up in my baby's arms
My little girl gives me everything
I know that some day she'll wear my ring
So don't bother me man I ain't got no time
I'm on my way to see that girl of mine
`Cause nothing matters in this whole wide world
When you're in love with a Jersey girl
I know that job you got leaves you so uninspired
When I come by to take you out to eat
You're lyin' all dressed up on the bed baby fast asleep
Go in the bathroom and put your makeup on
We're gonna take that little brat of yours and drop her off at your mom's
I know a place where the dancing's free
Now baby won't you come with me
`Cause down the shore everything's all right
You and your baby on a Saturday night
Nothing matters in this whole wide world
When you're in love with a Jersey girl
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#3037. To: Diva Betsy Ross, sultan88, jla, Happygal, SamFromSC, FBD, MoJo2001, Corin Stormhands (#3035)
"Right Cares 'Bout Liberty!!" Sheeple say, "Don't rock the boat... FReepin's such a noble thing... (Guitar-strummin' interlude) Live with it, my Lib'ral FRiends... Mudboy Slim (6/5/04)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Days That Used To Be")
Let Slick go on his way."
Justice usedta seem so Right...
Still, Bill Clinton hasn't paid!!
I wish Right would stalk RATZ fool...
House should RE-IMPEACH!!
'Cuz there's very few of us left, my FRiends,
Who still care 'bout Liberty!!
We follow Righteous dreams!!
RATZ transgressions and obsessions...
Mask the Unborn's silent screams!!
Left drags US down...
'Cuz DemRATZ now're...
Traitors to our security!!
Bush should never have...
To make those deals...
Right still cares 'bout bein' FRee!!
Right shall win this War!!
Best be happy with...
Yer ignored rants...
Hanoi John's a falling star!!
RATZ won't git US where we wanna go...
In oh-eight, we'll git Hillary!!
Swamp's just another impediment to the FRee...
Right fights 'gainst Tyranny!!
#3039. To: All (#3037)
"Those Jews!!" Tell us why yer people fight what's right, Mohammed... Fight yer petty little wars...Koran's been hijacked!! (BigMan screamin' it on guitar) We're lookin' to you...pleading with you... Butt out!! Butt out!! Mudboy Slim (2006-07-21)
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Those Shoes")
This ain't the Crusades, dont'cha know?!
All the killin' of "infidels" ain't true Allah...
Why can't you cast the last stone?
God knows, yer oppression's been tough...
But freedom's good...y'all ain't had enuff!!
Yer lives are still yers to lose.
Come on now, Hezbollah, why you tryin' to kill those Jews?!
Killed those smilin' little kids with yer Jihad!!
Y'all should have more independence...
But killin' folks ain't how to start.
Desperation leaves some awful scars...
Too many people died in "Holy Wars"...
Why can't you see yer bein' used?!
Come on now, Old Gaza...just quit yer Jihad against Jews!!
Join us in a world without this fear...
Come learn the wisdom of MUD!!
We're prayin' fer you...
Wanna warn you...
US folks love our freedoms...we hold them dear.
Oooh, we got some big guns!!
Good Muslims gotta speak truth...
Tyrants wanna git their hands on nukes...
It's a war yer gonna lose.
Come on now, Iranians...Won't you stop the killing of Jews?!
Come on now, good Muslims...Won't you stop yer killing those Jews?!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!! Butt out!!
Butt out!!
#3041. To: All (#3039)
"Running to Stop Hill(ary)!!" My country, wake up... Freedom wins!! It's fun when we FReep... (MUD on harp) Mudboy Slim (25 January 2007)
(To be sung to U2's "Running to Stand Still")
Wake up from tired dreams of Bill & Hill...
Folks, we gotta do something about where we're going.
Lib'rals are real strange...
We're lookin' fer something sane, Nation!!
Run 'gainst Big Guv'ment...Vote fer Right!!
Sing it...God, I love my liberty!!
We'll fight fer liberty!!
Viva Libertaaay!!
Bitter's the waste in Left's mouths...
Right's devolving Powers!!
Yes, our Liberty's our way out...
We gotta fight fer our freedoms...
Rock all Dem quislings...
FReep DemRATZ slaying with "Choice"!!
Y'all must forsake Left's poison, and Left's sosh'list schemes...
When we're voting, Reject Fear!!
Sing it...God, I love my liberty!!
I'll fight fer liberty!!
Viva Libertaaay!!
Oooooh ooh ooh...Oooooh ooh ooh...
'Gainst Left's LIES and their dread.
[Under black belly of cloud in the rain...
In thru a doorway she brings me]
Fight Bold, we'll earn...soldier's victory!!
We are raging...
Right's contagious...Righteous storm blows up Medyuh's LIES!!
Country suffered becuz of Bill...
We are running to STOP Hill(ary)!!!
#3043. To: All (#3041)
"'Lurch' Was His Name!!" Since the first night of this journey, The first thing yer taught is "Don't LIE Like a Rug!!" I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" was his name... There's just two ways to fight Lib'ral SCUM... Kerry is a Lib'ral and Big Guv'ment's his aim... We're the RightWing, we FReep 'gainst Tyranny!! You see... FReegards...MUD 278 posted on 6/27/2004, 6:26:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to America's "Horse With No Name")
I been FReepin' 'cuz it is Right!!
Had my plans fer words and threads and dreams...
Formed a Band...I harp and sing!!
'Cuz yer lies bring you down!!
We FReep Kerry 'cuz Hanoi John LIED!!
Boy, Beware yer LustFerPower!!
Kerry LIED 'bout his Comrades-In-Arms!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them "Rapists" and "Killers"...has he no shame?!
Remember...Left is all Red!!
One's the FRee Way...Reject Socialism!!
Right is fightin' 'til Big Guv'ment's DEAD!!
'Cuz Tyranny takes hold when Patriots ain't bold!!
Guv'ment's BAD when it warps yer head!!
Just y'all wait 'til he "feels yer pain!!"
Massachusetts, Camelot's DreamWorld is stained...
Jack wails, "Kerry, why must you defame my name?!"
'Gainst the Lib'rals, who loathe what's FRee!!
Have our plans fer Worlds where FReedom rings...
Join our Band...Fer Justice Sing!!
MoveOn-dot-org's THE Enemy...DemocRAT-Underground!!
Soros' Commies are Leftist SCUM!!
Retake the Cities from the kA.N.S.W.E.R.ous Powers!!
Reborn Christians shall never cower!!
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" is his name...
He's no good...don't you vote fer his stain!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them Rapists, Vile Killers...Have RATZ No Shame?!!
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#3045. To: Landru, sultan88, FBD, jla, joanie-f, Diva Betsy Ross, cherry_bomb88, Happygal, tgslTakoma (#3043)
"RichBoy Kerry!!" RATZ say that RichBoy Kerry was predestined to hold Power... But Right works 'gainst this "destiny"... Left's Medyuh loves John Kerry 'cuz he'll make Big Guv'ment grow!! But Right...we LOATHE Guv'ment Tyranny!! Kerry believes in Tyranny...thinks sheeple need a King! 'Cuz Right...Right whupped RichBoy John Kerry!! Mudboy Slim 344 posted on 6/30/2004, 2:27:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Simon and Garfunkel's "Richard Cory")
With political connections...a wife whose wealth astounds!!
Massachussetts Senator...Ol' Teddy's bastard child...
Kerry's everything the Left could want: Marxist, Fake, and Vile!!
'Cuz Left LOATHES the life I'm living...
DemRATZ curse our Liberty!!
Folks, I wish that Right would be...
Oh, I wish that Right could be...
Folks, I wish that Right would be...Reagan-worthy!!
RichBoy Kerry lied 'bout Viet Nam...RichBoy Kerry is Slick's 'HO'!!
Folks, the DemocRATic Party's givin' orgies on his yacht! (LOL!!)
RichBoy surely must beat Dubyuh with Left's Medyuh up his butt!!
And we curse the lies Left's spinning...
And RATZ Moral Poverty!!
Oh, I wish that Right would be...
Yes, I know that Right can be...
Folks, I know that Right shall be...Reagan-worthy!!
We should be grateful to pay higher tax...then say, "Thank you very much!!"
So RATZ cried on 9 November...when the evening headlines read:
"RichBoy Kerry lost HUGE last night"...
RATZ learned that Lib'ralism's DEAD!!"
And we cursed the LIES Left's spinning...
And RATZ Moral Poverty!!
Folks, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Yes, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Oh, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH...SlickBoy Willie!!
#3047. To: BOBTHENAILER, ken5050, backhoe, ironman, Steve0113, nina0113, Angelwood (#3045)
"What About 'FRee'?!!" (MUD on groovy flute and Dougie-FResh on bongos.) RATZ are headed to slaughter...Hanoi John's a lame GEEK!! (Chorus) Left's newspapers...they just trash Dubyuh... (Chorus) Right cares 'bout our Liberty...our ma's din't raise no fools!! (Chorus) Folks, Right's dream's not a strange one... (Chorus) Right's smoked marijuana...but we know when It's Time Fer War!! (Chorus) Folks, MUDZ dream's not a strange one...fight fer Truth 'gainst Commie SCUM!! (Chorus) Mudboy Slim 347 posted on 7/1/2004, 1:32:18 AM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Quicksilver Messenger Service's "What About Me?!")
Left believes LIES like children...Medyuh mourns our Liberty!!
Left's world is slowly fallin' down...
Life's not fair when Good Folks FReep!!
'Cuz those of US who care are tough...Right has to do something....
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?!
Oh.......oh Don't DemRATZ care about bein' FRee?!!
RATZ hide the REAL Truth..."Kerry's Boring!!"
Left parrots their OLDE ideas...WOW!!
RATZ are socialists for whom Power's "IT!!"
Marxist Slime, yer scary!!
Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout bein' FRee?!
Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout Liberty?!
Left fills our penitentiaries...'cuz they're law-breakin' dudes!!
Folks, I feel our future's splendid...if we reject Fed'ral Power!!
Right shall stand up fer what we do believe...
Be prepared to fight Right now!!
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh Don't Left care 'bout Liberty?!
FReedomLust begins at birth!!
Slick Willie's just an outlaw...EqualJustice here on Earth!!
DemocRATZ cannot be trusted...when Terror threatens OUR Land!!
Right believes in Devolution...won't the Righteous proudly stand?!
Oh.......oh Won't y'all rise up fer the FRee?!
Oh.......oh Won't Left Help US Fight Tyranny?!!
When there's a chance to liberate...Right shall stand against Vile Power!!
Slick's a fugitive...Bill needs justice...fer betraying Liberty!!
Slick broke rules...committed TREASON...YEAH!
Slick don't deserve to be FRee!!
Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?!
Oh.......oh When will Clinton's THUGS intercede?!
SlickWillie is just an outlaw...Bill should be in a Prison!!
Sure, folks think Slick's invincible...still, Truth's got simple Powers...
Left keeps killing most their children...DemRAT fools, meet FReeperTowne!!
Oh.......oh What's 'dru gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Rush gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?
Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?
#3049. To: iceskater, GeorgeW23225, P8riot, AdSimp, helmut113, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, ironman (#3047)
"Still a Righteous Nation!!" Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!! An embarrassment to this Nation...Hanoi John!! Fools support Kerry...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee... I tell ya... (Little guitar jammin' interlude) So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray... Seek Justice...fer Willie!! Mudboy Slim 13 posted on 7/29/2004, 5:03:52 PM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")
I say to myself, "I like this Dubyuh guy..."
Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true...
But as much as I like George Bush...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!
Running against Hill'ry!!
FReepers must retake this Nation...
Guv'ment's against the FRee!!
Braindead poltoons...I prefer my Liberty!!
Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"...but that just ain't Right!!
More Power is what Left wants, Nation...let's FReep DemRATZ we'll fight!!
America's 'bout Liberation...once again!!
Fightin' to make folks FRee!!
Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation...
Fightin' 'gainst Tyranny!!
"Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!"
Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!!
Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!
Limbaugh, he embolds me...
Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
It's our reality...Left doesn't understand...me.
#3051. To: Conspiracy Guy (#3049)
"The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts!!" The Little Old Commie form Massachusetts. Chorus: It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts. Chorus: Musical Interlude: No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No Chorus: No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No Conspiracy Guy (2/24/04)
(To be sung to Jan and Dean's "Little Old Lady from Pasadena")
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No.
He’s not worried bout his record cause he has two sets.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No.
He as slip’ry as grease up in DC town,
He will vote the bill up and then he’ll vote it back down.
And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
If you hear him speakin out don’t pay attention.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
In a minute or so he’ll just change direction
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
The man aint trusted in either House.
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.
And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause he’s got no business in public life.
And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
#3053. To: Landru, jla, JohnHuang2, Mia T, Happygal, cherry_bomb88, 88, BraveMan (#3051)
"LeftWing's Hurtin'!!" Swamp's Tyranny...the Lib'rals' burden... Are YOU smart enuff?!! Left's tyranny...Kerry's desertin'!! Ain't YOU smart enuff?!! Oh silly Lib'rals... I'll tell ya... Left is a sickness...Right shall whup Left's butt!! Is Trump just too tuff?!! Ooh, baby... Left's Tyranny...vile LeftWing burden... Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden... Never, never, never, never, never give up bein' FRee!! Mudboy Slim 109 posted on 8/7/2004, 5:24:10 PM by Mudboy Slim"Views: 127936"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
DemRATZ're WRONG...but their side's hurtin'!!
All Right wants fer you...Vote fer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden!!
Big Guv'ment's vile...Swamp's Power is wors'nin'!!
All I want is fer you to LOATHE Tyranny!!
Are YOU tuff enuff?!!
We ain't rich enuff...Right's not too proud to FReep!!
Help save our home...from Sosh'list cretins!!
Limbaugh's on the radio...Come on, Nation, help FReep Tyranny!!
Ain't you tuff enuff?!!
Left's just bitch'n'bluff...Folks see Left LOATHES the FRee!!
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Libs...
Yer sooo petty, petty, petty, petty, petty Lib-uh-rulls!!
Pretty petty...Such a pretty petty little twirps...
Come on, Nation, please, please, FReep!!
Marxists, Fear our Power...Fear our FReeps!!
Fear the Power of our votes when we meet!!
Left's goin' down...Devolve Power!!
Join Right's quest fer Liberty!!
Reject tyranny...RightWing's showin' off!!
There's one thing, Lib'rals, that I don't understand...
RATZ keep on telling me...Trump ain't yer kinda man!!
Don't you like it ruff?!!
Elites bitch'n'bluff...Guv'ment Left LOVES!!
Ooh! Ooh!
Right's Liberty...we'll FReep fer FReedom!!
Never, never, never, never, never forsake yer Liberty!!
Left, quit yer fussin' and learn to EARN IT!!
#3061. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, PhiKapMom, Arator, Billie, KLT, Alamo-Girl, Geezerette (#3053)
"INDICT Willie!!" Billie Clinton's goin' strong... INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy Whore'd!!!! Country's heard too many lies... INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm... (Guitar-pickin'...) Can't wait to see the Moral Right... INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!! INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!! And the Syntaurz can play this song like a charm...MUD 399 posted on 10/21/2001, 4:11:05 AM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")
'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!"
I know y'all think World'll never know...
But wont'cha help this FReep along...
And seee-eeeng with ME...
"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"
Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!
BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...
I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!
MUDZ gonna give Slick one Mighty Shove...
Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies...
Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!
Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!
CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...
FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!
Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!
The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...
Left can take their "worries" now...
Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
#3063. To: Biff Tannen, buckeroo, Jhoffa_, Fred Mertz, Coral Snake, RebelGal, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, x (#3061)
Howdy, Biff!! "Obama Inauguration and Speech (Jan. 20, 2009)" "Obama Tune!!" Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv? Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!!
If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch?
If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
David Axelrod, he has a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!!
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!...COOL?!!
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...
If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!)
If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
#3065. To: All (#3063)
"Lib'rals Love to HATE!!" Dem RATZ they gather in the Park... Our Father knows, sosh'lists are banal... A megaphone and our flag displayed... (Mud on harp...) Folks, wake up...real freedom's rare... Our fabric's rippin'...gate ain't locked... FReepers tell me, MUD ain't "in"... (MUD takin' it home on harmonica...) Mudboy Slim (6/3/06)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Simple Twist of Fate")
To march against "Dubyuh's War"...
The Medyuh spin keeps missing the mark...
FReep them with yer VOTES!!
Give Left hell 'til they're gone...
RATZ wish that they weren't freaks...
Left's washed up...folks, why must Lib'rals HATE?!
Mudboy's righteous tunes keep givin' RATZ hell...
We'll rock the world 'cuz freedom's swell...
Liberty is burnin' bright!!
RATZ fear the dreams of the Right...
Clinton is Left's Traitor...
Truth is Lib'rals simply love to HATE!!
The DeeCee FReepers a ruckus made...
'Cuz we're Right...Left's losers're afraid...
We're free, we're acting up!!
We fought against Slick Willie's scum...
Too bad Senate didn't rate...
RATZ fergit about that Waco Act of HATE!!
Life is good, but it ain't fair...
Just kid yerself, "BigGuv'ment Cares!!"
Bush is Lib'ral, he ain't Right!!
Reagan's Amnesty was vile...
Lib'rals, they just cannot relate...
Tell me why...why must DemocRATZ HATE?!
We'll stalk all Dem Lib'rals...Liberty ROCKS!!
Sons are gone...still, the Lib'ral Left taunts...
RATZ do favors fer Chi-Coms!!
Please don't believe the Medyuh spin...
Freedom is our fate!!
Once more, why do Lib'ral RATbots HATE?!
'Cuz MAF is mean, while JimRob grins...
The nation grieved...we lost the Twins!!
Dubyuh's reigned supreme...
Amnesty's his dream...
But Right is just too great...
Fame is but a fickle twist of fate!!
#3067. To: M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge (#3065)
"Money Ain't Nuthin'" I love the E-I-B... Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it... Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"... Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!... See that Petey Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup... We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption... Lookatdat, lookatdat... They're Marxists all...Reject Media Bias... Owww...listen here! Lib'rals are...Socialists! (Chorus...to fade) Quite Sincerely--MUD 79 posted on 10/28/2001, 9:00:37 AM by Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
RATZ IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!
#3069. To: All (#3067)
"Prohibition is a FAILURE!!" Prohibition is a failure most anyone can see, I'm going back to Georgia, to join the drinking clan, Oh, the moonshiners in the mountains, they operate the stills, Oh, the city dude he makes homebrew, most anyone can learn, Oh, at the next election, I'm sure you all will see, Pre...MUD "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-04-21 11:59:47 ET
(Sung by Lowe Stokes and his PotLickers)
For whiskey's sold in every town in the good old USA.
Oh, the policeman will arrest you, he'll lock you up in jail,
He'll drink up all your liquor, and turn you out on bail.
Where whiskey's made of Red Seal Lye and sold in old tin cans,
Where the men they drink and gamble, and the women quarrel and fight,
And the saloons they run wide open, and a man's killed every night.
They're true blue to each other, what they say they'll do, they will,
They all carry six-shooters, shotguns and bowie knives,
And the man that tries to raid them is sure to lose his life.
He takes a can of old malt syrup and an old-fashioned churn,
He adds a cake of yeast or two and he lets it work and foam,
And a bottle or two on a Saturday night, he'll sing "My Home Sweet Home".
We'll have light wines and good old beer in 1933,
And if we do not get it, I'm tellin' you and you,
We'll make our own liquor, and drink our old home brew.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
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#3071. To: sultan88, yankhater, AdSimp, BobTheNailer, Landru, cheryybomb_88, 88, XXXXX88XXXXX, Gregory Summers (#3069)
"I Am The O.N.E.!!" Well, I'll tell you plainly, Nation...what I plan to do... Now you're talking jive, Lib'rals, when you say to me... (guitar jammin' interlude) Stop right there, Kerry, let me tell you a thing or two... Oh, nooooooo...ooooooohhh!! FReegards...MUD 669 posted on 7/21/2004, 11:49:13 AM by Mudboy Slim P.S. dedicated to Greg Summers...the LATE, GREAT Sultan88!!
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(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "I Ain't The One")
'Cause I may be crazy, Lib'rals...but I ain't no fool!!
John Kerry's rich, Leftists...John Edwards, too...
But they're both RAT-scum, Nation...Vote Fer George Dub-YOO!!
RATZ Hell's in their mind, voters...'cuz Left loathes Liberty!!
I think its time for RATZ to move along...RATZ're HISTORY!!
"Big Guv'ment's gonna save US all, DemRATZ, and save Liberty!!"
You'll know what I know, Lib'rals...I am the one!!
Right'll never hurt you, FReepers...but we all got guns!!
Left's Hell sure ain't Right, Nation...so won't you RE-IMPEACH?!
I think its time for RATZ to move along...INDICT Willie!!
Time for US to whup Dem fools out in the streets, FReepers...
Don't be Marxist Tools...FReedom!!
LeftWing's talking jive, Country...when RATZ say to me...
"Big Guv'ment's gonna save US all, Nation...and save Liberty!!"
Well, you'll know and I know, Lib'rals...I am the one!!
RATZ have no ideas -- uh unh -- they're Leftist SCUM!!
Clinton's Chi-Com spies, Nation, all support John Kerry!!
I think its time for RATZ to move along...RATZ're History!!
I'm a founding member of the Vast, RightWing Conspiracy!!
("RE-IMPEACH the Butcher of the Balkans!!"...MUD)
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