Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:344364 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"We Are the RightWing!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")
Right is the Future...Right is FRee... Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!! Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!! We reject Left's fools...RATZ ain't FRee!! But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!! Right gotz soul...like the Gip!! Back in '96, man, we was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!! 'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!! Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!! Press, ask REAL questions...know JOE Biden lies... RATS are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes... Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!! We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill'll be a Prison Queen!! 'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!! Left's [an] illegitimate scourge of man... RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!! Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!! MUD can rap with this KidRock punk... So just Devolve Power before DemRATZ wake up!! Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"... And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!! I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts... Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!! Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!! We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!! So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush... Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!! 'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand... We're a legitimate righteous land!! RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! The Worlds needs patriots liberatin'!! Liberate US...yeah!!
RATZ ain't nuthin'!!
FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! This World needs more righteous liberation!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we feed on sweet Justice!!
I love my FReepin' fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! DemRATS say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines... Left's thoughts are scams...RATZ make no sense... Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!! Raisin' Cain on the internet... NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!! I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun... Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!! DemLib'rals seem so odd... Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!" I am just Mudboy, you'll understand... Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! Left's freaks fool you!! Right wantsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!!
185 posted on Sunday, August 15, 2004 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Truth Shall Reign Again!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Bidenn's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall... Swamp's Marxist mis-Directions...are driving RATZ insane!! Our Will shan't bend!! TraitorJOE washed away... The Evil of Dem Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOZ frown... Olde wise men wrote their words upon the rocks... But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!! The Left shall bend...JOEZ ConDamnation's Nigh!! If RATZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
JOEZ sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls... Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!! Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away... Press says that we should "Just Move ON!!"... That Choice isn't mine!!
"Masterful Whore" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Slick has never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! Left lauds his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... RATZ are hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow Lord's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Communism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, Right's WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... I'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... Bill, I'll piss on yer head!!
FReegards...MUD
50 Posted on 07/15/2001 20:26:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
God BLESS ALL who have SERVED in the U.S. Military!!
"A Soldier's Christmas"
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, my daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep in perfect contentment, or so it would seem. So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, and I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold. Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled, Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
"What are you doing?" I asked without fear "Come in this moment, it's freezing out here! Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve, You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts, to the window that danced with a warm fire's light then he sighed and he said "Its really all right, I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night"
"Its my duty to stand at the front of the line, that separates you from the darkest of times. No one had to ask or beg or implore me, I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December," then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers." My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
I've not seen my own son in more than a while, But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile. Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag, The red white and blue... an American flag.
"I can live through the cold and the being alone, Away from my family, my house and my home, I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet, I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat, I can carry the weight of killing another or lay down my life with my sisters and brothers who stand at the front against any and all, to insure for all time that this flag will not fall."
"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright Your family is waiting and I'll be all right." "But isn't there something I can do, at the least, "Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast? It seems all too little for all that you've done, For being away from your wife and your son."
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret, "Just tell us you love us, and never forget To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone. To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead, to know you remember we fought and we bled is payment enough, and with that we will trust. That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.
Michael Marks December 7th, 2000 marksman@patriot.net"
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The 12 Days of Justice!!" (To the tune of "12 Days of Christmas")
On the First Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Second Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to me Two Terms for Dubyuh And Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Third Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Three More Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, And Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Fourth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Four subpoenas for Reno, Three more Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, And Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Fifth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers, Four Subpeonas for Reno, Three More Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, and Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Sixth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Six More Pubbie Senators etc...
On the Seventh Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Seven Hours of Limbaugh etc...
On the Eighth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Eight More House Conservatives etc...
On the Ninth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Nine Jabs at Jeffords etc...
On the Tenth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Ten Indictments for Hillary etc...
On the Eleventh Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Eleven Lib'ral Retirements etc...
On the Twelfth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to Me Twelve Years of Tax Cuts, Eleven Lib'ral Retirements, Ten Indictments for Hillary, Nine Jabs at Jeffords, Eight More House Conservatives, Seven Hours of Limbaugh, Six More Pubbie Senators, Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers, Four Subpoenas for Reno, Three More Right Wing Jurists, Two Terms for Dubyuh, AND SLICK IN A PENITENTIARY!!
Thank y'all for the help.
For a poet...I'm slow at it.
The Sultan
361 posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2001
U rock, GREG...I know yer smilin' UP THERE!!
Utmost regards 2 U and yer family...MUD
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
Mudboy Slim posted on 2017-01-27
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FRiends of Slick Willie!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton should be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
Lib'ralism's DEAD!! And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De-Legitimization of the DemocRAT Party!!
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
1 posted on 2/10/2002 , 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"SlickBoy Willie!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Sexy Sadie")
SlickBoy Willie...what have you done?!! You made a fool of everyone... You made a fool of everyone... SlickBoy Willie...ooh...yer red-neck scum!!
EX-Prez'dent Clinton...you broke the rules! You sprayed it 'roun' for all to see... You sold US out fer Chi-Com green!! SlickBoy Willie...oooh...you treach'rous FOOL!! One sunny day, the world was Lustin' fer some Justice!! She came along to turn on everyone Rapist Willie...the greatest of them all!!
Waco Sadist...when did you know?! The world was waiting just for you The world was waiting just for you SlickBoy Willie oooh how did you know
Chairman T-Mac...you'll get yers yet!! However big you think you are... However big you think you are... Traitor T-Mac...oooh...you'll get yers yet!!
RATZ gave him everything they owned just to sit at his table... Willie's smile would brighten Marxist dreams!! SlickBoy Willie he's the latest and the greatest of the Swamp...
Bill made a fool of everyone... SlickBoy Willie... However big RATZ think they are... Slick's a Sadist!!
G F# A#m C D G F# F D ... (and fade)
FReegards...MUD
468 posted on 7/22/2002, 10:51:53 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
When you've trusted God and walked His way When you've felt His hand lead you day by day But your steps now take you another way... START OVER!
When you've made your plans and they've gone awry When you've tried your best and there's no more try When you've failed yourself and you don't know why... START OVER!
When you've told your friends what you plan to do When you've trusted them and they didn't come through And you're all alone and it's up to you... START OVER!
When you've failed your kids and they're grown and gone When you've done your best but it's turned out wrong And now your grandchildren come along... START OVER!
When you've prayed to God so you'll know His will When you've prayed and prayed and you don't know still When you want to stop cause you've had your fill... START OVER!
When you think you're finished and want to quit When you've bottomed out in life's deepest pit When you've tried and tried to get out of it... START OVER!
When the year has been to long and successes few When December comes and you're feeling blue God gives a January just for you... START OVER!
Thanks fer the bump, whoever sent this...MUD
473 posted on 7/23/2002, 3:05:50 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Battle Against Left's WHORE'd!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect the Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!! Lib'rals kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War... Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!! Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...RATZ gotta wonder... How far protectin' Slick they'll go! Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!! The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!! This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!! Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black... The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!! This World is filled with Good and Bad... How shall our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold FReepers taught me so... Fine time fer an uprise... RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!! The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls... Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the FReepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring True Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and nice. We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT... Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it....
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Legend of Mudboy Slim" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright. RATZ still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town... And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Limbaugh couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself. MattDrudge couldn't conceive it!! The dude never seemed to listen to nobody else. Dubyuh couldn't believe it!! Dude just had to find out for hisself... There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
[Spoken:] Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave in the woods. He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good. People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny. Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...all he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!! He'd write it all down on FReeper threads and he'd bury it all around. And on certain nights, if the moon was Right, he'd sing it out loud, with no sound... Slim'd pour his heart out on the threads he called "Black!!" and run his vocals through it. Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry young man and that's all that there was to it!! Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it...'cause DemRATZ never would have listened to nobody else. JimRob, sure, he had sincere doubts!! Jim just had to find out for hisself... There's some things in this world you just can't explain.
[Spoken:] DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep. They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATZ and quite arrogant when they'd speak. One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later. We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators." They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand, Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand. Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked him up off of the ground. Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the Black water sucked him down. Then they turned around and went back to MUDZ shack and picked up MUDZ Justice and ran. Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUDZ Band. McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear Righteous Justice!!!"
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. There's a spot in the yard out back behind MUDZ shack where the ground is always wet. And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath, You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
367 posted on 10/14/02 1:08 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Immigrant Nation!!" (To be sung to Paul Revere And The Raiders' "Indian Reservation")
Say, truth be told, we're a free nation... Hospitable to all persuasions... Folks invade US, that ain't Right!! They take our jobs, not our will to fight!!
They use our schools, but they don't pay... They flood our hospitals and jails... They march our streets...rights, they don't have... ILLEGALS' lives are ContraBand!!
American people, Immigrant Pride... Give power to Dems, and freedom dies!!
We are a proud Immigrant Nation... Justice dawns, we must be patient... Though I seem so gawldurned white... MUDZ still part-injun deep inside!!
American people, immigrant pride... Respect our laws...or fear our might!!
Folks, maybe someday Left will learn... Immigrant nation always yearns... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned... Freedom's earned!!
Mudboy Slim (8 May 2006)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Liberal Lie!!" (To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile, And he knew if he had his chance, That he could make those suckers dance, And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile. But Whitewater's a nasty river, Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver. With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep, Dem Chinese funds Bill'd collect. I can't remember if I cried, When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied, But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died. So, Bye-bye to the DemocRATZ Lie, Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry. Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Are you one of "The Ignorant"?! And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so? And do you believe Gore didn't know? Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco? Well, I know that you're in love with Slick, But his Administration makes me sick!! Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!! Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck, Lookin' for redemption and some whores who suck, But he knew he was outta luck the day his intern LIED! I started singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter, But Left's "One-World" was Vile!" And DemLeftWingFools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy." Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Now for eight years, we've dealt with his sleaze, While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese, But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"! Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen, With a strength derived from livin' FRee, In a voice crying out for Liberty! And while RATZ King was feelin' down, good FReepers run him outta town. The Left Wing was concerned, Left's Icon had been spurned. And while Hell'ry read her book on Marx, Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park, Still we smoked ceegars on a lark, the day the Networks lied! Mudboy's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie, Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!" And them UnionThugs were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! This will be the day that Slick fries!!!"
Senate hearings in a Summer swelter, John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter, He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast. LeftistWhore'd can kiss my ass! While DemocRATZ cry, "Just give Bill a pass", Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from some "Lass"! Next, the LeftWing arrogance resumed, While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune. The Left got up to dance! Oh, but Right never gave'em a chance! 'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field, Ol' Jesse Helms refused to yield! Do you recall how FReedom feels? Today Fascism died! We kept on singin'... "Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies, Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!" Network Media twits, they just continued to lie, Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! This will be the day that we die!"
Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face, Spoiled generation lost in space, With no time left to start again! So, come on! Bush, be nimble, Dick, be quick! DemocRATZ, ya gotta dump this prick, 'Cuz next election's only just around the bend. For as I watched Bill up on that stage, My hands were clenched in fists of rage, Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell! And as Mankind flew high and to the Right, To fight the libertarian fight, I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died! Ol' Ronnie's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies, Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!" And BillzaBubba's drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day I RESIGN! Gosh, I sure wish I'd have just RESIGNED!!"
It seems the Media's a bit confused, So I urge you, ignore the Network News, That's why their marks are down to stay. As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore! But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth will win the day!" And in the streets, the children gleemed, The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed... 'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken. And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died. And they were singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies, Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!" And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye, Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that Slick SPIED!"
Don was singin'... "Bye-bye, Miss American Pie, Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry." And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies! This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
MUD
1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right lets DemMediaMarxists make US their fools!! Left takes all OUR money...to pay DemRAT WHOREds!! Now RATZ're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies... Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Lib'ral DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Medyuh WHORE'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Tyrants!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Lib'ral DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Media HO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Tyrants!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Lib'ral DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Media HO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Tyrants!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Crazy Train, I thought we were gonna get wild tonight! All right everybody stick their hands in the air! We love you!
Crazy, but that's how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe yeah, yeah, it's not too late To learn how to love And forget how to hate Mental wounds not healing Driving me insane I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train Everybody clap your hands now come on!
I've listened to preachers I've listened to fools I've watched all the dropouts Who make their own rules One person conditioned To rule and control The media sells it and you live the role
Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame? I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I know that things are going wrong for me You gotta listen to my words...Yeah-h!!
(guitar solo)
Heirs of a cold war That's what we've become Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
Crazy, but what do I care I'm living with something, I don't want to share Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Thank you! Okay! It's what rock n roll's about!
Pre...MUD
347 posted on 12/30/2002, 1:12:28 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"ObamaNation's RACIST!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Communication Breakdown")
Hey, RATZ, stop what you're doin'!! Hey, Left, you'll drive US to ruin!! We all know what it is that RATZ like about you, Barry's a Marxist BOT!! Reagan once told you, "Liberty Whups Guv'ment ROT!!"
ObamaNation's Racist!! Swamp's always the same... Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATZ're insane!!
Hey, RATZ, we got something we think you ought to know. Hey, Barry, RATZ wanna pretend that they love you so. We're gonna scold you with our songs, yeah! Truth's never gonna let you win, RATZ, despite your charms!!
ObamaNation's Racist!! Swamp's always the same, Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATZ're insane!!
ObamaNation's Racist!! Swamp's always the same, Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATZ're insane!!
Mudboy Slim (13 June 2008)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
You've gotta lotta nerve, to say you are my friend. When I was down, you just stood there grinnin'. You've gotta lotta nerve, to say you got a helping hand to lend. You just want to be on the side that's winnin'
You say you've lost your faith, but that's not where its at. Ya have no faith to lose - an' ya know it. Do you take me for such a fool, to think I'd make contact With a one who tries to hide what he don't know to begin with?
You see me on the street. You always act surprised. Ya say "How are you?" "Good luck." But ya don't mean it. When you know as well as me, you'd rather see me paralized, Why don't you just come out once and scream it?
No, I do not feel that good when I see the heartbreaks you embrace. If I was a master thief perhaps I'd rob them. And tho I know you're dissatisfied with your position and your place. Don't you understand, its not my problem?
I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes And just for that one moment I could be you. Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes. You'd know what a drag it is to see you.
Pre...MUD
3 posted on 1/25/2003, 10:52:55 AM by Mudboy Slim (RATZ got NO GRAVITAS!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!!" (To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet...")
Algore's a genteel woah-man... Left's stuck with Al the twig. Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em... When they bailed out Slick Willie! I think that...late Justice is still Justice... So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh... Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say... US FReepers shant fergit!! Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!! WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit... F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!!!!!"
(Guitar strummin')
Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh... He's like my Ol' Man, fer sure!! Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment... October Surprise, yessir!! MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!! Gonna take what we can git!! Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!! MUD says... You ain't seen nuthin' yet... N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!! Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists... Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie... You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You need re-educatin'... Come on back to school!!
Late Justice is still Justice... We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!! Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!! Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!! I say... Us FReepers shant fergit!! Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!! Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!! Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!! Mo said you needed an extension... Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
FReegards...MUD
2 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:34:02 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"