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Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..."
Source: Black XVI
URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts
Published: Oct 18, 2021
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: None
Views: 348973
Comments: 4422

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!

How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE?
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin...
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mudboy Slim

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#276. To: All Hokie Supporters, Ward Smythe, Cyber-Band, Toothless ONE, (#274)

Hey ToothlessOne, not all Wahoo parodyists focus their angst on Der SchleekMeister, DemonRATZ, and the Vast LeftWing Med'yuh Whore'd, I reckon...LOL!!

"Bowl in California"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")

On a dark Blacksburg dirt road, cool outhouses there
Warm smell of the cow piles, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a hokie in plight
His drool was heavy and his light was dim, he wasn’t wound all that tight.

There he sat on his flatbed, he had a story to tell,
And I was thinking to myself, ‘I’ll bet he’s got him some bullchips to sell’
Then he lit up a reefer, and he’s puffin’ away
There were voices down the trailer park, I thought I heard them say

We’ll come to the Bowl in California
When we take first place [when we take first place], in the BCS race

The hokies will zoom to the Bowl in California
So break out the beer [find a bush real near], it’s time to kick some rear

As the new season started, our hokie team had high hopes
The tutors had done all their work, and the trainers had shot them with dope
But with Vick in the Big Leagues, and a brand new O-L
Our fortune rested on the shoulders of, a little girl named NOEL

But man-oh what a tough schedule, starting with the big least
(With) Temple, Rutgers and the Mountaineers, and ain’t that UCONN a beast
And then out of the conference, we got “directional schools”
Like “western” this and “central” that, our AD must be a fool

We started off lookin’ real good, stompin’ teams left and right
(Of course) it didn’t matter none to us, that our opponents were small slow and white
But when we searched for our highlights, they was nowhere in sight
The only tel-e-vision that we got, was Football Extra on Friday night!

We’ll come to the Bowl in California
We’re right on the pace [we’re right on the pace], in the title chase

We’ll never give up on the Bowl in California
A few days past New Year [few days past New Year], Hokie High we’ll cheer

With top teams beating each other, one by one watched them drop
But then Syracuse had other plans, and we choked on an Orange lollipop
(Our) Defense can’t stop the Panthers, and our offense just SUCKS
No more turkey magnets- no more flags, we tore them off of our trucks

His dreams for BCS twisted, bowl hopes crushed once again
Beat a lot of pretty sorry teams, that he calls wins
Take off those “Rose(bowl)” colored glasses, what you seeeee’s what you get
One year to remember, so this year they’ll forget!

So he called up the coaches, please bring an O-Line,
And they said, ‘we haven’t had no talent here since, 1999’,
And still those voices are crying ’There muuuuuust be a waaaaaay!’
, We’ve already booked our price-line flights, please don’t make us stay!

We’ll come to the Bowl in California
Or we’ll play any place [we’ll play any place], they’ll let us show our face

There’s plenty of room at the Bowl in California
And we don’t really care [we don’t really care], because we won’t be there

Last game of the season, blue ribbon on ice
And he said, ‘We are all just watchin’ right chere…on our home device.’
And in the nasty trailer, they gathered for defeat
They all thought their moment had arrived, but they just can’t win the Big-East

Last thing I remember, he was curled up on the floor
And he said ‘we got to git to playin’ back to the way we was before’
‘Relax’, I said, ‘tek man’, polls are no longer deceived,
You can play the cupcakes if you like, but you can never leave

To go to the Bowl in California,
You’re such a big disgrace [you’re such a big disgrace], your schedule’s 100th place
You’ll probably end up in the bowl with Carolina
Forty five to three [forty five to three], repeated history

So say goodbye to the Bowl in California
You’re such a big disgrace [you’re such a big disgrace], Go find your hiding place
You’d better just try for a bowl with indoor plumbing
What a nice surprise [such a nice surprise], for your cousin-wives….

Parody by The Lone Wahoo...(no relation whatsoever to MudboyHoo?!)

Happy New Year and FReegards...MUD

111 posted on 1/2/2002, 8:20:30 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:44:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#277. To: All (#275)

Gonna be a RAT bloodbath come November 2022...and 2024!!

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ZACKlee...MUD


RATZ B MORONZ!!


What took CNN sooo long to fire this corrupt, IMMORAL MORON?!

All DemRATZ are Marxist Enemies of the United States of America, as founded...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:53:20 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#278. To: Slyfox, William Jefferson BLYTHE Clinton, Slick Willie, CigarBoy, TinyPudWillie, SlickShootsBlanks, ClintonsALiar, CAL, goldilucky, Goldi-lox, Golden Richards (#259)

"Did somebody mention "The Clinton Legacy?" "

Thank you, Slyfox, for the following synopsis...

Lying Under Oath as President - 2 times
Lying Under Oath as Governor - 5 times
Lying Under Oath as Attorney General
Lying Under Oath in a Deposition
Lying Under Oath to a Grand Jury
Lying Under Oath as a Lawyer
Abuse of Power [countless times]
Obstruction of Justice
Deriliction of Duty
Bribe Solicitation
Taking Bribes
Bribery of Cabinent Members
Bribery of State Officials
Treason
Corruption
Graft
False Swearing
Malfeasance of Office
Perjury
Subornation of Perjury
Criminal Trespass
Witness Intimidation
Witness Tampering
Jury Tampering
Ethics Violations
Intentional Interference in the Administration of Justice
Misrepresentation
CIGAR ABUSE (unlit-allegedLEE)
Civil Contempt of Court
Criminal Contempt of Court
Contempt of Congress
Contempt of the American People
High Crimes
Misdemeanors
Deception
Conspiracy
False Testimony
Factually False Testimony
Misconduct
Serious Misconduct
Professional Misconduct
Notorious Misconduct
Obstruction of the Judicial Process
Recklessness
Grand Larceny
Extortion
Blackmail
Substance Abuse
Evidence Suppression
Illegal Foriegn Campaign Funding
Aiding and Abetting Espionage
Aiding and Abetting Terrorists
Aiding and Abetting Foriegn Dictators
Improper Exports of Sensitve Technology
Attempted Intimidation of Prosecutors
Destruction of Business Records with Intent to Defraud
Failure to Investigate Drug Trafficking
Real Estate Fraud
Criminalizing Frauds on Financial Institutions
Use of State Police for Personal Purposes
Illegal Loan Extraction
False Reports by Medical Examiners and Others Investigating Suspicious Deaths
Improper Futures Trading
Illegal Use of the Executive Branch
Character Defamation
Voter Fraud
Racketeering
Destruction of Evidence
Political Espionage
Money Laundering
Criminal Negligence
RICO Conspiracy
Misuse of Government Files
Desecration of Federal Ethics Laws
Judicial Intimidation
Conflict of Interests
Illegal Campaign Activity
Misuse of Corporate Assets
Ordering Politically Motivated Audits
Ordering Politically Motivated Investigations
Timing of War Influenced by Political Considerations
Misapplying Funds
Conspiracy to Defraud the Federal Government
Criminal Violation of the Privacy Act
Conspiracy to Conceal
Evisceration of the Right to Habeas Corpus
Misuse of Taxpayer Funds
Interfering with a Court Order
Theft of Government Property
Abuse of Taxpayer Financed Travel
Anti-American Espionage
Jeopardizing National Security
Aiding and Abetting Drug Traffic
Aiding and Abetting Organized Crime
Murder by Accessory by Witness Tampering
Murder by Accessory by Forgery
Solicitation to commit murder by accessory
Foreign Influence Peddling
Regular Influence Peddling
Corrupting Public Discourse
Providing False and Misleading Testimony
Interferring with a Custody Case
Kidnapping by Accessory
Child Endangerment
Sexual Harassment
Indecent Exposure
Sexual Abuse of Employees
Lewd and Lascivious Conduct
Exchange of Promotions or Benefits for Sexual Favors
Sexual Assault
Statutory Rape
Contributing to the Delinquincy of a Minor
Unfit to hold a law license
Conduct Unbecoming a President
Squandering the Public Trust

I'm sure we missed a few crimes here and there, but this is one heckuva start in listing why
Der SchleekMeister must be RE-IMPEACHED, CONVICTED, DETHRONED, DISBARRED, DE-PENSIONED,
DE-LEGITIMIZED, INDICTED, CONVICTED, IMPRISONED, AND NEVER ALLOWED TO BREATHE FREE
FOR THE REMAINDER OF HIS LIB'RAL BASTARD-CHILD LIFE!!!

IMHO, of course...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:05:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#279. To: All Fredo Fans...Fredo is DOGshit!! (#277)


ExactLEE Right...follow the money!!
DeeCee RATZ/RINOZ profit from Covid Hysteria and LOVE the Precedent Being Set!!


Thank you, BLM, Inc. and Antifa...RAT-KKKers from yesteryear!!

NO Fake NEWS is GOOD Fake NEWS, right?!

Sheeesh...RATZ B MORONZ...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:14:52 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#280. To: All (#276)

TOO TRUE...Traitor Joe is doing the work of the Chi-Coms!!

TREASON is Punishable by DEATH...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:17:12 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#281. To: goldilucky, Landru, EdZep, HeavyD, TKEman, Arator, Jethro Tull, HalfIrish, poet, seattlesue (#120)

"Sheeple"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")

Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa...
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!

What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...

[The Lib'rals Prayer]
"Slick Willie's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"

But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul...
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!

Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Ol' Slick with a SCREEEAM!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!

Have you heard the News?!!
"Socialism's DEAD!!"
Soon, Joe we'll INDICT!! In Jail, JOE'll Grow BALD!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!

Heh heh heh...SlixMYbi+C#!!

MUD (7/26/98)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:25:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#282. To: All (#279)

WAAAAAAAaaaahhhh...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:28:38 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#283. To: sultan88, Snow Bunny, Alamo-Girl, iceskater, Flora MacDonald, HappyGal, cherrybomb_88, yankhater (#281)

"Federal Pen"
Sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin

Oh Justice,
Won't You put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
He's done some evil things
And won't make amends.
Worked hard all his lifetime
A-Cheatin' his friends.
So, Justice,
Won't you put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?

Oh Justice,
Won't you punish him
For his TYR-AN-NY?
The ChiComs bought him
With a lot of mon-ey.
We'll wait for Indictments
Each day until three.
So, Justice
Won't you punish Willie
For his TYR-AN-NY?

Oh, Justice,
Remember Foster
And Ole Ron Brown?
I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl)
The people "in the ground."
Prove that you Love Truth
And bring this guy down!
Oh Justice,
Remember Juanita
And Ole Ron Brown!

EVERYBODY NOW...
(FReepette Chorus jumps in)

Oh Justice,
Please put the LIAR
In a Fed-er-al Pen.
He was an obstructionist
And never made amends.
So, Justice,
Please put Scumbag
In a Fed-er-al Pen!!

170 posted on 1/3/2002, 6:56:38 AM by sultan88

Thank YOU to the Late, Great Sultan88...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:36:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#284. To: All (#282)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:40:16 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#285. To: Scholastic, leadpenny, ALOHA RONNIE, Mia T, Mercuria, Victoria Delsoul, Luis Gonzalez, ironman, Race Bannon, Biff Tannen (#122)

"If You Wanna Git JOE BIDEN..."
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")

(Mudboy gittin' it on harp...)

I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help MUD fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...

I am...therefore, I FReep!!
Folks, I feel it in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the White House?!
Next INDICT!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna now CONVICT Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!

(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)

I never thought it'd be this easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we'll FReep Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Folks, we got Slick on the run!!
If you fear Country's in danger...
We gotta put Slick in a cell!!
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
We'll dethrone his soul to HELL!!!

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)

Folks, we're gonna git JOE BIDEN...
Lurkers, gonna git KAMALA!!!
Gonna send RATZ straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's "SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!"

FReegards...MUD

"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little."
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913

47 Posted on 08/16/2001 02:57:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Left FEARS the Truth...Right Must Sing It Out LOUD!!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:48:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#286. To: All (#284)

Joe Biden is Mentally-RETARDED...and now he's OLDE and Corrupt...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:52:45 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#287. To: Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, poet, backhoe, Sultan88, Leesylvanian, EdZep, stand watie, Dukie (#285)

"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")

(spoken "2-3-4")

All these lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!

Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!

Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!

(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)

Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming...
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.

Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!

(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim)
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)

Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!

Please Lord, grant us the Power to change it...
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!

FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.

FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   15:00:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#288. To: sultan88 (#287)

BTTT...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   15:01:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#289. To: A K A Stone, meguro, ferret mike, JHoffa_, nolu_chan, Vinny, Biff Tannen, Skip Intro, Fred Mertz, sneakypete, StinkyPete, Ethyl Mertz, Badeye, war, Murron, HappyGal, goldilucky (#284)

Discuss.....

"All modern militaries now employ nuclear-powered ships and submarines...
If we can power subs with nukes, why not power our planes with nuclear energy?
And if we can power our airplanes and helicopters and rocketships,
Why not use nuclear energy to power all our 18-wheelers and our SUVs and eventually our entire automobile fleet?

After all, nuclear energy is the ultimate renewable resource, and it is almost 100% reliable.
Still gotta figger out how to deal with the left-overs from the nuclear reaction, but we shall adapt, imho...
Nuclear Energy is THE ENERGY of the FUTURE!!!"

Mudboy Zoso Slim
(7 December 2021)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   11:22:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#290. To: BIPpee, Brianna, Lady Diana, Flyin' Ryan, Ava Grace, Wahoo Zach, Wahoo Nate, BlueDevilJakeyBoy, DOGshit (#222)

"Black VII"

"Truth Shall Rise Again!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

BIDENZ gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral miss-Directions...are driving RATZ insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Dem MARXists washed away...
The Evil of the Media...has forced Mudboy to sing!!

I'm sorry...JOEZ sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Left's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If JOEZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

JOEZ sorry...SWAMPZ sorry...

Media never called!! MUD waited 4 RATZ calls...
Left's lies and miss-directions are driving U.S. away!!
Rush Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Press says that MUD should "Just Move ON!!"...
That "Choice" isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...JOEZ sorry...SWAMPZ sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is no Establishment fer me...

Oh yeah...and never forget that...
DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe is a Dirty, Downright Scoundrel RatPUNK
HOO needs 2.B. INDICTED, CONVICTED, & PUNISHED 4 his TREASONous FELONies!!

The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   11:41:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#291. To: All (#286)


Fauci needs to be PUNISHED as the MASS-MURDERER he is!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   11:47:59 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#292. To: All (#287)

"Billy the Kid"
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")

From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks,
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!

So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald,
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.

Well, one fine day those scandals ensnared Billy,
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...

From a town somewhere in mid-America,
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History scorned that crooked man!

1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   11:56:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#293. To: All (#291)


Nasty SKANK WHORE, iMho...

Laugh until you cry...it is all TOO TRUE!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

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#294. To: M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge (#292)

"Don't Stop (Investigatin' Clinton)"
(To be sung to Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop (Thinkin' 'bout Tomorrow)")

Hear my words, "Ex-Prez'dent, he's Vile!
DemonRATS, got'em a sleazy style!"
Open yer eyes and heed what I say,
"Treas'nous Crimes...they ain't goin' away!"

Don't Stop Investigatin' Clinton!!
Don't Stop!! Slick's Re-Impeachment's near!
Lib'ral Lies won't protect Left's Whore...
Bill Clinton's gone...Slick Willie's done!!

Why not sing about BillzaBubba?!
Medyuh ignores the things that he's done.
Yes, the Press's been foolin' you...
Left's Arrogance just belittles YOU!!

Don't Stop Trashin' Slick's PUNK, McAuliffe!!
Don't Stop!! There's no need fer fear!
Election's here...Slaughter the Left's Whores!!
DemonRAT Scum, the Rout is ON!!

(BigMan strokin' his Guitar)

All we want is to see Felons tried...
All it'll take is a bit o'spine.
Right must Fight...'cuz FReedom is Truth!!
Treas'nous ways must discontinue!!

Don't Stop Investigatin' T-Mac!!
Don't stop...Slick's guilt's all too clear!
Right can do much better than the Left!!
Fearmongerin's Wrong, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!!

Don't Stop...Eliminatin' Guv'ment!!
Don't Stop...'Cuz Freedom we hold dear!!
Future is Bright once Slick's Dethroned...
With Lib'ral's gone, Big Guv'ments done!!

Ooooohhh...Kick Left When They're Down!!
Ooooohhh...Right Should Feel So Proud!!
Ooooohhh...November's Comin' 'Round!!
Ooooohhh...

Mudboy Slim

Posted on 08/10/1999 10:25:31 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Updated fer Election Season '02...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:12:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#295. To: All (#293)


RATZ B KRAAAY-ZEEEE...


Traitor Joe is Mentally-RETARDED!!


ROFLMAO...I love it!!

Whoopi and JOY are BOTH Mentally-RETARDED!!

Imho, of course...MUD

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#296. To: Capt. J.G. MOEreese, Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, Sultan88, FallGuy, PhiKapMom, ANavyVet, M. Thatcher, OkieGrit (#294)

"He Was From Kansas..."
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "He Went to Paris")

He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country...
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In Dover town he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.

He went to college, then joined the Navy...
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...what a crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!

Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies...
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.

(Mudboy on harp...)

Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends...
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"

He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters...
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)

Thought I'd lost this one...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:28:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#297. To: All (#295)

RAT-media has ZERO SHAME...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:34:20 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#298. To: FallGuy, Snow Bunny, coteblanche, Landru, sultan88, ST.LOUIE1, Billie, ArneFufkin, JohnHuang2 (#296)

"We Want JUSTICE, That's Right!!"
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonite?")

Are Libs lonesome tonight? Why's the Left Hate what's Right?!
Is Left sorry they let JOE get this far?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day...
When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts?
Do the chairs in RATZ chambers seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse and picture Slick there?
Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!!
Reject Fear!! Then you can join the Right!!

(spoken)
MUD wonders if...Left is fearing the Right.
You know the bard said that the World is a Stage...
And each of us must FReep our part.
Fate had me playing in love twes my sweet heart.
Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance
Slick told his lies so cleverly...you never had a clue!!
Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged...
And why?! I'll never know!!
Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!!
'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!!
But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies...
Than go and admit yer Slick's TOOLS!!
Now RATS stage is bare...but MUD's standing there...
With Slim's Band's Groovy Sound!!
Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach...
Then RATS Shall Bring RAT-Party Down!!

Is your heart filled with pain, will you join MUD and Sing?!
Forsake Fear...won't you please do what's Right?!

Kingly FReegards...MUD

527 posted on 11/22/2002, 3:14:40 PM by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:40:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#299. To: All (#262)

Gator meat tastes like Chicken, just fishier...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:48:36 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#300. To: EdZep, Dukie, t-shirt, AAPATRIOT, pokerboy, Darth Sidious, TheBabe, LiberteeBell, KLT (#298)

300...THREE HUNNERD...

"Justa Criminal"
(To be sung to U2's "SO Cruel")

Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!

Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!

Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!

Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!

[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!

Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)

Updated...MUD

487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   12:55:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#301. To: A K A Stone (#271) (Edited)

"Black VIII"

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gonna be a Good ELEVEN Months....MUD

BTW...Socialism's DEAD!!
And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De- Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!

ELEVEN Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!

So SAYeth the Word of...MUD

1 posted on 2/10/2002, 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:14:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#302. To: All (#301)

So...Darrell Brooks is African-American?! HOO'd a THUNK it?!

Wow...the RAT-media is TRULY mentally-RETARDED!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:18:54 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#303. To: DOGshit ALLahole MOEreeese (#302)

Word, Matthew...WORD!!

Amen...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:23:47 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#304. To: All (#301)

"Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (mad song)"
(To be sung to Otis Redding's "Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (sad song))

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa...FReepers!!
(Gotta get) Mah mah mah mah mah mah mah...MAD!!

I been singin' these Clinton songs, y'all...
'Cuz Ol' Slick's a Chi-Com 'Ho!!
I keep singin' these Justice songs, y'all...
'Cuz Sheeple have got to know!!

(We) Must stand against Tyranny, that's Right!!
Slick has been committin' TREASONOUS crimes!
Now's time to start...Right must make their move...
Yes, we must Re-Impeach, Convict, then Imprison that fool!!

'Cuz Slick's Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...he'll learn...
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
He'll burn...now...

Half Slick's term, I been FReepin' Clinton songs...
Tryin' to get Right's message to you.
We need to Right Left's Wrongs [y'ALL] we must FReep!!
The Medyuh won't do it, but we'll spread the Truth!

Lib'rals are Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!!
They'll learn...

It's a Justice song, y'all!!
Face the music, Bubba...
You're just a liar, boy...
We'll stop your whorin', Willie!!
Left's got to get the message...
To stop messin' with us!!
Keep FReedom alive, FReepers...
Keep FReedom alive...help me!!

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers...
Our turn...
Left's Power we'll overturn...
FReedom must be earned!!
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers...
It's Justice Time...
Get Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-MAD!!
Let's do what's Right!!

FReegards...MUD

36 Posted on 06/20/2000 21:48:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:31:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#305. To: Vinny, the Lefty MORON (#303)

Defend yerself, Vinny...you are being made an example of, BITCH!!


ZACKlee...RATZ are simpLEE MAL-educated bigots, RACISTS, and MOE-RONZ!!

ROFLMAO@RATZ&RINOZ...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

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#306. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Sultan88, Snow Bunny, M. Thatcher, poet, holdonnow, backhoe, yankhater (#304)

"We'll Know Sweet Justice"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")

The Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!!
Slick couldda stopped the Taliban...
Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze...
How could he lose?! Press hides the news.

Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?!
The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil Band!!
Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!

We know El Rushbo knows...
We know John Ashcroft knows...
We know that Dubyuh knows...
Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!

Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!!
Guilty associates, True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!!
Guilty Lib'ral HO's!!!

Ignore the RINOs...word is they're not too brave.
They're lasses that hide from conflict...
They waste the air that they breathe...
Good Patriots lead again!!!

We know Rush Limbaugh knows...
We know George Dubyuh knows...
FReepers show the Country how...
Sweet Justice Bless our Righteous Home!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...like it or not, Justice for the Guilty in the previous Administration will be an underlying theme in the November '02 Elections,
So the GOP oughtta get itself out front of the Parade!!

11 posted on 2/13/2002, 10:10:42 PM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:45:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#307. To: All (#305)

RATZ love GOPers HOO consistentLEE LOSE...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-08   16:51:48 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#308. To: stand watie, Taxman, Coop, Twodees, Darth Sidious, EdZep, MissAmericanPie, Ragtime Cowgirl (#306)

"Black IX"

"The Right's Gonna Do It"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "The South's Gonna Do It")

Well, the trend with Guv'ment is goin' Right this time,
And Ol' Liddie Dole is cookin' down in Caroline!
People down in Virginny can't be still,
With Coach George Allen's kid dippin' down in Charlottesville.
People down in Texas come from near and far...
To hear Dubyuh speakin' 'cuz he's our Big Star.

So gather roun', gather roun', FReepers!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, FReepers!!
Get loud! YES...you can be loud here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!
So be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna do it again, oh, Amen!!

Ronald Reagan's chillin' on his ranch today,
He ain't gettin' credit, but he showed the way!
And with Rush Limbaugh, it's a damned good bet...
That Slick Willie Clinton ain't seen nuthin' yet!
And all the good people all 'cross Tennessee...
Are fightin' NEW State Taxes, while dissin' Gore the Tree!!

So gather roun', gather round, Christians!!
Get down!! Well, just git down, Gen-Xers!!
Get loud!!! Folks...we don't allow cowards here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!!
Be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna IMPEACH again, yes it is!!

FReegards...MUD

57 Posted on 09/26/2000 20:08:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   16:37:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#309. To: All (#307)


FIRE ALL DemRATZ!!


SeriousLEE...HOO the FUCK voted for this BOZO?!
They need to be arrested, imho.

True dat...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   16:43:57 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#310. To: HalfIrish, HalfCrazy, HalfHearted, HalfAloaf, HalfwayHome (#308)

"If you keep this up, you'll get me to start fighting again."

That's the plan, my FRiend, that's the plan...

"King of the Ho's"
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")

Traitor JOEZ President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HO's!!!

Slick's ceegars sure do stink...
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out, dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and not too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the HO's!!!

Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein...
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor JOEZ President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Hunter...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the HO's!!!
Traitor JOEZ President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

FReegards...Mudboy Slim

BTW..."I still have all the addresses and phone numbers...
Maybe they've not heard the last of HalfIrish."

You've never disappointed me in the past, my patriotic FRiend,
And I'm confident you never will in the future!!

75 posted on 08/06/2002 4:33:12 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   16:54:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#311. To: All (#309)


Dammit, Bob!!

About friggin' TIME...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   16:57:34 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#312. To: poet, John J. Lindsay, goldilucky (#309)

"Exposed"

The liberal will give you a handout
Conservatives, a helping hand
Liberals think you’re just a lout,
a pebble in the shifting sand

They’ll give you a monthly check
just give them your vote
for a few pieces of gold
your dignity has been sold

Liberals want generations
of people on the dole
they want a nation
which has no Soul

We say, we’re born to be free
liberals say, not you, just me
they will provide “security”
but, you must give up liberty

Liberals don’t want God in schools
they give us government tools
propagandizing our children into fools
“teaching” them to “ feel”, not think
placing this nation on the brink

They are in for a surprise
the beast they idolize,
the one they admire
will be cast into the Lake of Fire,
the culmination of Yahweh’s ire

Now don’t get me wrong,
conservatives have gone along,
we’ve made many mistakes
we’re willing to admit
at times we didn’t get it

If there’s one weakness we have,
we accept speeches as salve,
wanting to believe
what we’re told by thieves

They speak of the Lord
striking a chord,
for those of us who believe,
accepting the deceit they weave

It’s time we woke up
no longer drink from their cup
nor let them use us anymore
these political whores

Matters not the label they wear
they don’t really care
they just want us to be there
to vote them in
to continue their corruption
without interruption

Copyright 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
August 4, 2002

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   17:02:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#313. To: All (#311)


AOC is a blithering IDIOT!!!

SeriousLEE...HOO voted for these RAT clowns?!
They ought 2 B quarantined and not allowed to reproduce...MUD

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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   17:08:11 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#314. To: MeeknMing (#310)

"Elian"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Elian...Elian...
When will these clouds all disappear?!
Elian...Elian...
Just tell the Sheeple, "Listen here."
With your mama you did float...
In a rickity ol' boat.
Miles from shore, your life capsized!!
But Elian...Elian...
'Twas fer FReedom yer mama died...

Elian...you're innocent...yeah!
Need your Miami kin by your side!!
Elian...America loves ya...
Thanksgiving Rescue made us cry...
All your dreams they were so close...
'Til "Butch" Reno stormed your home...
Her condamnation is near!!
Elian...Elian...
She'll be Jeb's victim this year!!

(Haunting keyboard solo)

Woah...Elian, don't you weep...
All our Congressmen we'll FReep!!
We hate EX-Prez'dent's shameless lies!!
And Elian...Elian, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's honor in our goals!!
For your FReedom we will fight...
'Cuz Elian...FReepers love ya, hombre...
Everywhere Left looks, THEY'LL FEEL OUR MIGHT!!
We won't let Castro get his hands on you...
C'mon Nation, do what's RIGHT!!
Elian...Elian...ain't FReedom awful nice?!
Elian...Elian...Liberty is worth the Fight!!

Mudboy Slim

Elain deserves to live in FReedom...let his papa stay here!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 06/18/2000 07:32:15 PDT by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-09   17:12:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#315. To: All (#314)


Old Joe Biden is just a prototypical DemocRATic
politician/weirdo/pervert/Marxist/PUNK-ASSED BITCH!!


Good Riddance!! Next, let's go into DeeCee and FIRE ALL DemRATZ...NOW!!!


All Dem Cuomos are lowlife SCUMBAGS, especialLEE Mario Cuomo, the Scumbag Marxist-in-Chief!!

Quite SincereLEE...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   16:01:29 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#316. To: Stephen D. MUDmonSKY, Martin MUDgee, JOE MUDmanSKI, MUD Burke (#120)

Buckle up, BOYZ, it's gonna be a wild ride...

"Black X"

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...Bill,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATZ This Fall!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Sic Semper Tyrannus...MUD

1 posted on 9/11/2002, 9:12:17 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-10   16:11:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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