Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:348957 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
#276. To: All Hokie Supporters, Ward Smythe, Cyber-Band, Toothless ONE, (#274)
Hey ToothlessOne, not all Wahoo parodyists focus their angst on Der SchleekMeister, DemonRATZ, and the Vast LeftWing Med'yuh Whore'd, I reckon...LOL!!
"Bowl in California" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
On a dark Blacksburg dirt road, cool outhouses there Warm smell of the cow piles, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a hokie in plight His drool was heavy and his light was dim, he wasnt wound all that tight.
There he sat on his flatbed, he had a story to tell, And I was thinking to myself, Ill bet hes got him some bullchips to sell Then he lit up a reefer, and hes puffin away There were voices down the trailer park, I thought I heard them say
Well come to the Bowl in California When we take first place [when we take first place], in the BCS race
The hokies will zoom to the Bowl in California So break out the beer [find a bush real near], its time to kick some rear
As the new season started, our hokie team had high hopes The tutors had done all their work, and the trainers had shot them with dope But with Vick in the Big Leagues, and a brand new O-L Our fortune rested on the shoulders of, a little girl named NOEL
But man-oh what a tough schedule, starting with the big least (With) Temple, Rutgers and the Mountaineers, and aint that UCONN a beast And then out of the conference, we got directional schools Like western this and central that, our AD must be a fool
We started off lookin real good, stompin teams left and right (Of course) it didnt matter none to us, that our opponents were small slow and white But when we searched for our highlights, they was nowhere in sight The only tel-e-vision that we got, was Football Extra on Friday night!
Well come to the Bowl in California Were right on the pace [were right on the pace], in the title chase
Well never give up on the Bowl in California A few days past New Year [few days past New Year], Hokie High well cheer
With top teams beating each other, one by one watched them drop But then Syracuse had other plans, and we choked on an Orange lollipop (Our) Defense cant stop the Panthers, and our offense just SUCKS No more turkey magnets- no more flags, we tore them off of our trucks
His dreams for BCS twisted, bowl hopes crushed once again Beat a lot of pretty sorry teams, that he calls wins Take off those Rose(bowl) colored glasses, what you seeeees what you get One year to remember, so this year theyll forget!
So he called up the coaches, please bring an O-Line, And they said, we havent had no talent here since, 1999, And still those voices are crying There muuuuuust be a waaaaaay! , Weve already booked our price-line flights, please dont make us stay!
Well come to the Bowl in California Or well play any place [well play any place], theyll let us show our face
Theres plenty of room at the Bowl in California And we dont really care [we dont really care], because we wont be there
Last game of the season, blue ribbon on ice And he said, We are all just watchin right chere on our home device. And in the nasty trailer, they gathered for defeat They all thought their moment had arrived, but they just cant win the Big-East
Last thing I remember, he was curled up on the floor And he said we got to git to playin back to the way we was before Relax, I said, tek man, polls are no longer deceived, You can play the cupcakes if you like, but you can never leave
To go to the Bowl in California, Youre such a big disgrace [youre such a big disgrace], your schedules 100th place Youll probably end up in the bowl with Carolina Forty five to three [forty five to three], repeated history
So say goodbye to the Bowl in California Youre such a big disgrace [youre such a big disgrace], Go find your hiding place Youd better just try for a bowl with indoor plumbing What a nice surprise [such a nice surprise], for your cousin-wives .
Parody by The Lone Wahoo...(no relation whatsoever to MudboyHoo?!)
Happy New Year and FReegards...MUD
111 posted on 1/2/2002, 8:20:30 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#278. To: Slyfox, William Jefferson BLYTHE Clinton, Slick Willie, CigarBoy, TinyPudWillie, SlickShootsBlanks, ClintonsALiar, CAL, goldilucky, Goldi-lox, Golden Richards (#259)
"Did somebody mention "The Clinton Legacy?" "
Thank you, Slyfox, for the following synopsis...
Lying Under Oath as President - 2 times Lying Under Oath as Governor - 5 times Lying Under Oath as Attorney General Lying Under Oath in a Deposition Lying Under Oath to a Grand Jury Lying Under Oath as a Lawyer Abuse of Power [countless times] Obstruction of Justice Deriliction of Duty Bribe Solicitation Taking Bribes Bribery of Cabinent Members Bribery of State Officials Treason Corruption Graft False Swearing Malfeasance of Office Perjury Subornation of Perjury Criminal Trespass Witness Intimidation Witness Tampering Jury Tampering Ethics Violations Intentional Interference in the Administration of Justice Misrepresentation CIGAR ABUSE (unlit-allegedLEE) Civil Contempt of Court Criminal Contempt of Court Contempt of Congress Contempt of the American People High Crimes Misdemeanors Deception Conspiracy False Testimony Factually False Testimony Misconduct Serious Misconduct Professional Misconduct Notorious Misconduct Obstruction of the Judicial Process Recklessness Grand Larceny Extortion Blackmail Substance Abuse Evidence Suppression Illegal Foriegn Campaign Funding Aiding and Abetting Espionage Aiding and Abetting Terrorists Aiding and Abetting Foriegn Dictators Improper Exports of Sensitve Technology Attempted Intimidation of Prosecutors Destruction of Business Records with Intent to Defraud Failure to Investigate Drug Trafficking Real Estate Fraud Criminalizing Frauds on Financial Institutions Use of State Police for Personal Purposes Illegal Loan Extraction False Reports by Medical Examiners and Others Investigating Suspicious Deaths Improper Futures Trading Illegal Use of the Executive Branch Character Defamation Voter Fraud Racketeering Destruction of Evidence Political Espionage Money Laundering Criminal Negligence RICO Conspiracy Misuse of Government Files Desecration of Federal Ethics Laws Judicial Intimidation Conflict of Interests Illegal Campaign Activity Misuse of Corporate Assets Ordering Politically Motivated Audits Ordering Politically Motivated Investigations Timing of War Influenced by Political Considerations Misapplying Funds Conspiracy to Defraud the Federal Government Criminal Violation of the Privacy Act Conspiracy to Conceal Evisceration of the Right to Habeas Corpus Misuse of Taxpayer Funds Interfering with a Court Order Theft of Government Property Abuse of Taxpayer Financed Travel Anti-American Espionage Jeopardizing National Security Aiding and Abetting Drug Traffic Aiding and Abetting Organized Crime Murder by Accessory by Witness Tampering Murder by Accessory by Forgery Solicitation to commit murder by accessory Foreign Influence Peddling Regular Influence Peddling Corrupting Public Discourse Providing False and Misleading Testimony Interferring with a Custody Case Kidnapping by Accessory Child Endangerment Sexual Harassment Indecent Exposure Sexual Abuse of Employees Lewd and Lascivious Conduct Exchange of Promotions or Benefits for Sexual Favors Sexual Assault Statutory Rape Contributing to the Delinquincy of a Minor Unfit to hold a law license Conduct Unbecoming a President Squandering the Public Trust
I'm sure we missed a few crimes here and there, but this is one heckuva start in listing why Der SchleekMeister must be RE-IMPEACHED, CONVICTED, DETHRONED, DISBARRED, DE-PENSIONED, DE-LEGITIMIZED, INDICTED, CONVICTED, IMPRISONED, AND NEVER ALLOWED TO BREATHE FREE FOR THE REMAINDER OF HIS LIB'RAL BASTARD-CHILD LIFE!!!
IMHO, of course...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away... Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air. You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!! I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen... Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!! Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!! What a surprise! That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes... EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!! NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!! Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
[The Lib'rals Prayer] "Slick Willie's my Shepard...I shall not want. I Care Not That He LIES!! To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!! He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!! For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!! Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones, Through quiet reflection and great dedication, COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!! LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!
Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Ol' Slick with a SCREEEAM!! Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans... Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Have you heard the News?!! "Socialism's DEAD!!" Soon, Joe we'll INDICT!! In Jail, JOE'll Grow BALD!! Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
Heh heh heh...SlixMYbi+C#!!
MUD (7/26/98)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Federal Pen" Sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin
Oh Justice, Won't You put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen? He's done some evil things And won't make amends. Worked hard all his lifetime A-Cheatin' his friends. So, Justice, Won't you put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen?
Oh Justice, Won't you punish him For his TYR-AN-NY? The ChiComs bought him With a lot of mon-ey. We'll wait for Indictments Each day until three. So, Justice Won't you punish Willie For his TYR-AN-NY?
Oh, Justice, Remember Foster And Ole Ron Brown? I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl) The people "in the ground." Prove that you Love Truth And bring this guy down! Oh Justice, Remember Juanita And Ole Ron Brown!
EVERYBODY NOW... (FReepette Chorus jumps in)
Oh Justice, Please put the LIAR In a Fed-er-al Pen. He was an obstructionist And never made amends. So, Justice, Please put Scumbag In a Fed-er-al Pen!!
170 posted on 1/3/2002, 6:56:38 AM by sultan88
Thank YOU to the Late, Great Sultan88...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#285. To: Scholastic, leadpenny, ALOHA RONNIE, Mia T, Mercuria, Victoria Delsoul, Luis Gonzalez, ironman, Race Bannon, Biff Tannen (#122)
"If You Wanna Git JOE BIDEN..." (To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")
(Mudboy gittin' it on harp...)
I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news... I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio... If you hate the Waco Slaughter... You gotta help MUD fer a spell!! If you wanna git Bill Clinton... We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...
I am...therefore, I FReep!! Folks, I feel it in my soul... Won'tcha meet me at the White House?! Next INDICT!! We'll reach our goal!! If you wanna know a secret... You got to promise not to tell!! Right's gonna now CONVICT Bill Clinton... We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!
(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)
I never thought it'd be this easy... I never thought it'd be this fun... But we'll FReep Truth on Rush Limbaugh... Folks, we got Slick on the run!! If you fear Country's in danger... We gotta put Slick in a cell!! Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton... We'll dethrone his soul to HELL!!!
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)
Folks, we're gonna git JOE BIDEN... Lurkers, gonna git KAMALA!!! Gonna send RATZ straight to Prison!!! Folks, it's "SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!"
FReegards...MUD
"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little." Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913
47 Posted on 08/16/2001 02:57:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Left FEARS the Truth...Right Must Sing It Out LOUD!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#287. To: Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, poet, backhoe, Sultan88, Leesylvanian, EdZep, stand watie, Dukie (#285)
"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
(spoken "2-3-4")
All these lies we've been fed... Left says we shouldn't care. Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!" Folks laugh, they think we're playin'... FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes... But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!
Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!! It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country... C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!
Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'... Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)
Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming... Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!! Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON... Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it... Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!
(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim) A E D (played 4x) (back to G)
Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!! You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland... But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Please Lord, grant us the Power to change it... Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!! 'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!
FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.
FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#289. To: A K A Stone, meguro, ferret mike, JHoffa_, nolu_chan, Vinny, Biff Tannen, Skip Intro, Fred Mertz, sneakypete, StinkyPete, Ethyl Mertz, Badeye, war, Murron, HappyGal, goldilucky (#284)
Discuss.....
"All modern militaries now employ nuclear-powered ships and submarines... If we can power subs with nukes, why not power our planes with nuclear energy? And if we can power our airplanes and helicopters and rocketships, Why not use nuclear energy to power all our 18-wheelers and our SUVs and eventually our entire automobile fleet?
After all, nuclear energy is the ultimate renewable resource, and it is almost 100% reliable. Still gotta figger out how to deal with the left-overs from the nuclear reaction, but we shall adapt, imho... Nuclear Energy is THE ENERGY of the FUTURE!!!"
Mudboy Zoso Slim (7 December 2021)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Truth Shall Rise Again!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
BIDENZ gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall... Their Lib'ral miss-Directions...are driving RATZ insane!! Our Will shan't bend!! Dem MARXists washed away... The Evil of the Media...has forced Mudboy to sing!!
Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown... The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks... But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!! The Left shall bend...Left's ConDamnation's Nigh!! If JOEZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
JOEZ sorry...SWAMPZ sorry...
Media never called!! MUD waited 4 RATZ calls... Left's lies and miss-directions are driving U.S. away!! Rush Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away... Press says that MUD should "Just Move ON!!"... That "Choice" isn't mine!!
"Billy the Kid" (To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")
From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks, Strode a boy with ambition without end. His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind, But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald, With his partner's young wife into bed he slid! His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise, The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid! Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal, And he soon put many finer pols to shame. But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul, Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name! Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China, But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down, And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell, 'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
Well, one fine day those scandals ensnared Billy, America said, "String him up for what he did!!" And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in, To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid! Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down, Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name! Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home, Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
From a town somewhere in mid-America, Watched a child aspiring to understand, And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time, As History scorned that crooked man!
1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Don't Stop (Investigatin' Clinton)" (To be sung to Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop (Thinkin' 'bout Tomorrow)")
Hear my words, "Ex-Prez'dent, he's Vile! DemonRATS, got'em a sleazy style!" Open yer eyes and heed what I say, "Treas'nous Crimes...they ain't goin' away!"
Why not sing about BillzaBubba?! Medyuh ignores the things that he's done. Yes, the Press's been foolin' you... Left's Arrogance just belittles YOU!!
Don't Stop Trashin' Slick's PUNK, McAuliffe!! Don't Stop!! There's no need fer fear! Election's here...Slaughter the Left's Whores!! DemonRAT Scum, the Rout is ON!!
(BigMan strokin' his Guitar)
All we want is to see Felons tried... All it'll take is a bit o'spine. Right must Fight...'cuz FReedom is Truth!! Treas'nous ways must discontinue!!
Don't Stop Investigatin' T-Mac!! Don't stop...Slick's guilt's all too clear! Right can do much better than the Left!! Fearmongerin's Wrong, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!!
Don't Stop...Eliminatin' Guv'ment!! Don't Stop...'Cuz Freedom we hold dear!! Future is Bright once Slick's Dethroned... With Lib'ral's gone, Big Guv'ments done!!
Ooooohhh...Kick Left When They're Down!! Ooooohhh...Right Should Feel So Proud!! Ooooohhh...November's Comin' 'Round!! Ooooohhh...
Mudboy Slim
Posted on 08/10/1999 10:25:31 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Updated fer Election Season '02...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#296. To: Capt. J.G. MOEreese, Cyber-Band, Landru, Snow Bunny, Sultan88, FallGuy, PhiKapMom, ANavyVet, M. Thatcher, OkieGrit (#294)
"He Was From Kansas..." (To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "He Went to Paris")
He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country... Where Dorothy chased her rainbow. He was impressive...the Senior Class President... In Dover town he did grow. Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens... "What a fine boy," folks would say. 'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'... And eighteen blessed years slipped away.
He went to college, then joined the Navy... And married a teacher named Sue. They had a fine life...she was a good wife... And bore him four sons...what a crew!! That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los... While defending his Country each day! 'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain... An aircraft carrier he did sail!!
Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies... Traded audiotapes ev'ry week. 'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'... And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!! While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'... His kin and his li'l town. And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans... Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.
(Mudboy on harp...)
Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends... And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May. Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond, With his many grandkids he'd play. Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion... Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say, "Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic... And I look forward to every day!!"
He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters... And Dorothy found her rainbow!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)
Thought I'd lost this one...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"We Want JUSTICE, That's Right!!" (To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonite?")
Are Libs lonesome tonight? Why's the Left Hate what's Right?! Is Left sorry they let JOE get this far? Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day... When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts? Do the chairs in RATZ chambers seem empty and bare? Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse and picture Slick there? Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!! Reject Fear!! Then you can join the Right!!
(spoken) MUD wonders if...Left is fearing the Right. You know the bard said that the World is a Stage... And each of us must FReep our part. Fate had me playing in love twes my sweet heart. Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance Slick told his lies so cleverly...you never had a clue!! Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged... And why?! I'll never know!! Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!! 'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!! But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies... Than go and admit yer Slick's TOOLS!! Now RATS stage is bare...but MUD's standing there... With Slim's Band's Groovy Sound!! Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach... Then RATS Shall Bring RAT-Party Down!!
Is your heart filled with pain, will you join MUD and Sing?! Forsake Fear...won't you please do what's Right?!
Kingly FReegards...MUD
527 posted on 11/22/2002, 3:14:40 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMYbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Danger's the drug that takes you higher!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the horses of love and lust... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated...MUD
487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FRiends of Slick Willie" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Gonna be a Good ELEVEN Months....MUD
BTW...Socialism's DEAD!! And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De- Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!
ELEVEN Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!
So SAYeth the Word of...MUD
1 posted on 2/10/2002, 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (mad song)" (To be sung to Otis Redding's "Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (sad song))
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa...FReepers!! (Gotta get) Mah mah mah mah mah mah mah...MAD!!
I been singin' these Clinton songs, y'all... 'Cuz Ol' Slick's a Chi-Com 'Ho!! I keep singin' these Justice songs, y'all... 'Cuz Sheeple have got to know!!
(We) Must stand against Tyranny, that's Right!! Slick has been committin' TREASONOUS crimes! Now's time to start...Right must make their move... Yes, we must Re-Impeach, Convict, then Imprison that fool!!
Half Slick's term, I been FReepin' Clinton songs... Tryin' to get Right's message to you. We need to Right Left's Wrongs [y'ALL] we must FReep!! The Medyuh won't do it, but we'll spread the Truth!
Lib'rals are Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAD!! They'll learn...
It's a Justice song, y'all!! Face the music, Bubba... You're just a liar, boy... We'll stop your whorin', Willie!! Left's got to get the message... To stop messin' with us!! Keep FReedom alive, FReepers... Keep FReedom alive...help me!!
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers... Our turn... Left's Power we'll overturn... FReedom must be earned!! Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-FReepers... It's Justice Time... Get Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-MAD!! Let's do what's Right!!
FReegards...MUD
36 Posted on 06/20/2000 21:48:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#306. To: Cyber-Band, Landru, Sultan88, Snow Bunny, M. Thatcher, poet, holdonnow, backhoe, yankhater (#304)
"We'll Know Sweet Justice" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")
The Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!! Slick couldda stopped the Taliban... Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze... How could he lose?! Press hides the news.
Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?! The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil Band!! Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!
We know El Rushbo knows... We know John Ashcroft knows... We know that Dubyuh knows... Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!
Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!! Guilty associates, True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!! Guilty Lib'ral HO's!!!
Ignore the RINOs...word is they're not too brave. They're lasses that hide from conflict... They waste the air that they breathe... Good Patriots lead again!!!
We know Rush Limbaugh knows... We know George Dubyuh knows... FReepers show the Country how... Sweet Justice Bless our Righteous Home!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...like it or not, Justice for the Guilty in the previous Administration will be an underlying theme in the November '02 Elections, So the GOP oughtta get itself out front of the Parade!!
11 posted on 2/13/2002, 10:10:42 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Right's Gonna Do It" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "The South's Gonna Do It")
Well, the trend with Guv'ment is goin' Right this time, And Ol' Liddie Dole is cookin' down in Caroline! People down in Virginny can't be still, With Coach George Allen's kid dippin' down in Charlottesville. People down in Texas come from near and far... To hear Dubyuh speakin' 'cuz he's our Big Star.
So gather roun', gather roun', FReepers!! Get down!! Well, just git down, FReepers!! Get loud! YES...you can be loud here! And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here! So be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna do it again, oh, Amen!!
Ronald Reagan's chillin' on his ranch today, He ain't gettin' credit, but he showed the way! And with Rush Limbaugh, it's a damned good bet... That Slick Willie Clinton ain't seen nuthin' yet! And all the good people all 'cross Tennessee... Are fightin' NEW State Taxes, while dissin' Gore the Tree!!
So gather roun', gather round, Christians!! Get down!! Well, just git down, Gen-Xers!! Get loud!!! Folks...we don't allow cowards here! And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!! Be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna IMPEACH again, yes it is!!
FReegards...MUD
57 Posted on 09/26/2000 20:08:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#310. To: HalfIrish, HalfCrazy, HalfHearted, HalfAloaf, HalfwayHome (#308)
"If you keep this up, you'll get me to start fighting again."
That's the plan, my FRiend, that's the plan...
"King of the Ho's" (To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Traitor JOEZ President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!! Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the HO's!!!
Slick's ceegars sure do stink... Masturbatin' in his sink. Hill's a worn-out, dried-up shrew... Bill ain't touched her in many moons!! Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around... Short...and not too big around! Left prays...to their King on their knees... King of the HO's!!!
Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein... Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!! Slick's got his hand out in every town... Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!! I sing...Traitor JOEZ President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Hunter...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the HO's!!! Traitor JOEZ President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
FReegards...Mudboy Slim
BTW..."I still have all the addresses and phone numbers... Maybe they've not heard the last of HalfIrish."
You've never disappointed me in the past, my patriotic FRiend, And I'm confident you never will in the future!!
75 posted on 08/06/2002 4:33:12 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#312. To: poet, John J. Lindsay, goldilucky (#309)
"Exposed"
The liberal will give you a handout Conservatives, a helping hand Liberals think youre just a lout, a pebble in the shifting sand
Theyll give you a monthly check just give them your vote for a few pieces of gold your dignity has been sold
Liberals want generations of people on the dole they want a nation which has no Soul
We say, were born to be free liberals say, not you, just me they will provide security but, you must give up liberty
Liberals dont want God in schools they give us government tools propagandizing our children into fools teaching them to feel, not think placing this nation on the brink
They are in for a surprise the beast they idolize, the one they admire will be cast into the Lake of Fire, the culmination of Yahwehs ire
Now dont get me wrong, conservatives have gone along, weve made many mistakes were willing to admit at times we didnt get it
If theres one weakness we have, we accept speeches as salve, wanting to believe what were told by thieves
They speak of the Lord striking a chord, for those of us who believe, accepting the deceit they weave
Its time we woke up no longer drink from their cup nor let them use us anymore these political whores
Matters not the label they wear they dont really care they just want us to be there to vote them in to continue their corruption without interruption
Copyright 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved August 4, 2002
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Elian" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Elian...Elian... When will these clouds all disappear?! Elian...Elian... Just tell the Sheeple, "Listen here." With your mama you did float... In a rickity ol' boat. Miles from shore, your life capsized!! But Elian...Elian... 'Twas fer FReedom yer mama died...
Elian...you're innocent...yeah! Need your Miami kin by your side!! Elian...America loves ya... Thanksgiving Rescue made us cry... All your dreams they were so close... 'Til "Butch" Reno stormed your home... Her condamnation is near!! Elian...Elian... She'll be Jeb's victim this year!!
(Haunting keyboard solo)
Woah...Elian, don't you weep... All our Congressmen we'll FReep!! We hate EX-Prez'dent's shameless lies!! And Elian...Elian, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's honor in our goals!! For your FReedom we will fight... 'Cuz Elian...FReepers love ya, hombre... Everywhere Left looks, THEY'LL FEEL OUR MIGHT!! We won't let Castro get his hands on you... C'mon Nation, do what's RIGHT!! Elian...Elian...ain't FReedom awful nice?! Elian...Elian...Liberty is worth the Fight!!
Mudboy Slim
Elain deserves to live in FReedom...let his papa stay here!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 06/18/2000 07:32:15 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"