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Foreign Invaders crisis cost $150B in 2023, forcing some areas to cut police and fire services: report Israel kills head of Hezbollah Intelligence. Status: Not Logged In; Sign In Corrupt Government See other Corrupt Government Articles Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source: Black XVI URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published: Oct 18, 2021 Author: Mudboy Slim Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords: None Views: 344340 Comments: 4422 "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind") How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!! The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!! How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?! The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!! How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!! The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!) Mudboy Slim Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Comments (1-2899) not displayed.       .       .       . #2900. To: All (#2898) (Edited) "Twenty Nine Hunnerd comments..." Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-27   10:51:48 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2901. To: All (#2899) (Edited) "The Fall of Minneapolis" George Floyd was NOT murdered...and the PowersThatBe KNEW IT, and HID The Truth!! And the F.B.I. was there from DayOne to orchestrate the Coverup...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-27   10:59:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2902. To: All (#2900) Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-27   11:09:15 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2903. To: Landru, sultan88, FBD, ForGod'sSake, Happygal, cherry_bomb88, Tinman, badeye (#2899) "Black XXVII" "FReep Dem Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Teach Your Children") You...must protect yer home... Must fight the folks who want you to die. Let's roll...apply yerselves... Because Dem RATZ promote the Big Lie!! FReep Dem Lib'rals well... Big Guv'ment's hell...must slowly decline. Right feeds...good folks with dreams, This World we'll fix...taxes are too high!! Don't you ever quit the fight...'cuz if we do, Truth will die!! Folks, just stand fer what is Right...and know God loves you. Yes, you, gotta end Left's fears... We'll whup RATZ rears...'til the Effete resign!! We know Socialists...they are fools... We seek the Truth, not DemocRAT lies. FReep Dem Lib'rals well...their Sosh'list Hell, we'll slowly decline!! Let's teach Dems 'bout our dreams... Nation, we'll fix...JOEZ TREASONOUS LIES!! We won't ever quit the Fight...Reagan told you, "We Are Right!!" RE-IMPEACH Slick fer his crimes...'cuz Jesus loves you!! Mudboy Slim (5/13/2004) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-27   11:19:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2904. To: All (#2902) Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-27   11:27:23 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2905. To: war, Corin Stormhands, mommadooo3, A+Bert, CHIEF negotiator, poet, BKO, M. Thatcher (#2903) "Link" "WAR!!" (To be sung to Springsteen's live version of Strong/Whitfield's "War") War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! What is it good for?! Sometimes...War protects our FReedoms!! War is something the Right despises... 'Cuz it means the loss of soldiers' lives!! War means fear's in thousands of mothers' eyes... Yet proud of their loved one's willingness to fight!! War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! Say it again... War?! What is it good for?! FReedom...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!! War!! Send yer enemies to the undertaker!! Marx is the Enemy...of all Mankind... The thought of war chills my spine... Patriots fought each generation fer liberation... Emancipation...reconstruction...Right Wins the Fight!! War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! What is it good for?! FReepers...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!! War's what happens when Right sheds Tyranny!! Hitler disabled...Mussollini!! Life is too precious to let Tyrants win the day!! War, it takes life...a cost of FReedom we must pay!! War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!! War!! Send vile enemies to meet their Maker!! Peace Love and Understanding... Are moot when airplanes topple the World Trade!! Right knows we must fight to keep our FReedom!! Lord knows we gotta make Dem Marxists PAY!! Join our Culture War!! War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! What is it good for?! FReepers...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!! Mudboy Slim (6/1/04) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-27   11:39:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2906. To: All (#2904) Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-28   10:44:07 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2907. To: All (#2905) (Edited) "Black XXVIII" "Dutch's Home!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road") Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATZ derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATZ're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATZ're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!! Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!! Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... Let's make that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!! Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, they live in Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!! [We'll] Revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!! 'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron... RATZ fear the RightWing's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATZ spin...John Kerry can't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!! Mudboy Slim On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!! FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 6/12/2004, 12:14:20 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-28   10:56:02 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2908. To: All (#2906) Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-28   11:06:53 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2909. To: RonaldReagan (#2907) "Link" "Reagan!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla") What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Communicatin' fer what's Right... Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long... But now he's sittin' by His side!! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!! Gave the Oppressed liberation... While Dem Marxists just tore you down!! RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!! Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!! Found humor in ev'ry situation... Yer quips drove DemocRATZ INSANE!! FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!" Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!! Reagan!! Created Liberty!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!! Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!! Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-28   11:12:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2910. To: All (#2908) Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-28   11:20:44 ET  (8 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2911. To: sultan88, jla, stand watie, unspun, Taxman, cherry_bomb88, AdSimp, iceskater (#2909) (Edited) "Views: 73173" "Link" "Ode to Bubba's Big book "My Lies"" (Sung to the tune of "Mother"- By 'Pink Floyd') Bubba, ain't it time you dropped the bong?! Bubba, did you think we'd read your bomb? Bubba, will they put your portrait in the hall? Oooooooah...............should we care at all? Bubba...why'd you run for president?! Bubba, why'd you put Abe's room for rent? Bubba, did you see the review in the Times? Ooooowaa...... Your books a waste of time! Come on now Bubba, why do you lie; Media gonna say all of your bull$hit is true. Media's gonna put all of their hopes into you. Hillry's gonna keep you right here under her wing. She won't let you fly, but she might let you fling. Some floozie gonna keep willie cozy and warm. Oooo Bubba Oooo Bubba Oooo Bubba, .....Should we really care at all? Bubba, do you think you lie enough, to us! Hillry, we think she's dangerous, to us! Bubba will we tear your little book apart? Ooooowaa , will we break your heart? Come on Bubba, don't you lie. Hillry's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you. Hillry's won't let anyone dirty get through. Hillry's gonna wait up until you get in. Hillry will always find out where you've been. Hillry gonna keep willie healthy and clean. Oooo Bubba. Oooo Bubba. You'll always be a liar to me. Bubba, why do you always lie? By FBD- (6/23/04) 195 posted on 6/23/2004, 12:59:37 PM by FBD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-28   11:31:34 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2912. To: pookie18 (#2910) Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-29   14:49:53 ET  (8 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2913. To: All (#2911) "Black XXIX" "Shed Powers!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers") Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know... Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!! He's a Massachusetts Marxist to the bone!! Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals... Must devolve Power to the States... States, devolve Power to the Counties... Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!! Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!! In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!! Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!! (guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude) Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-29   14:58:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2914. To: All (#2912) Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-29   15:05:17 ET  (8 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2915. To: Jethro Tull, goldilucky, BADJOE, Snow Bunny, Pippin, Darth Sidious, TLBSHOW, Clinton's a liar (#2913) "Link" "Billzabubba!!" (To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung") Sitting in the White House, eyeing interns with bad intent... Drool is running down his chin, sleazy lawyers spewing lies and spin! Hey, Billzabub's...lyin' to the Country! Network Media, why won't they see?! Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?! Seducing young lasses, ohhh, Bill's such a schmuck! Ohh, Billzabub! Hill'ry's ice cold, Slick Willie's wanderin' lonely... Makin' time with any gal who'll kneel. Libs give Slick head, 'cuz he lets 'em kill the babies... And fills up the Bar with Left-Wing freaks! Bill's prob'ly stoned, but Lib'rals love this toad! Corruption's the Left's Code, but voters can see. Billzabub, you fiend, don't think you'll get off easy! Lord help your soul, but know you shan't go free! Do you still remember...November Ninety-Four?! When the Right rose up and stole your Power... As the Media watched in horror! Yeah, Slick scratched and clawed to stay President... With Chinese Commie funds... But those scandals bloomed like Madness in the Spring. Sad sight to behold, Bill Clinton's wanderin' lonely... Making time with anyone who'll blow. Legacy looks bad, as Slick tries to delay The End... But once FReepers sing, Bill'll be RE-Impeached!! Woah-oh-oh... Feelin' alone, as Lib'rals hit the road... Except for Geraldo and Network TeeVee! Billzabub, you fiend...don't think you'll get off easy! Resign right now...but know you shan't go free!!! Ohhh-oh-oh... Bee dee dee deee...Bee dee da dee da dee-ee.... Billzabub, you fiend, your reign's been much too sleazy... You've got no soul, it's oh so clear to me! Sitting in the White House...eyeing little girls with bad intent! Drool is running down his chin, sleazy Carville antics can't save him! Hey, Billzabub, lyin' just comes naturally... But Starr's unravel'n your evil scheme. Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?! Wastin' what's left of your Party's bucks! Hey, Billzabub! Ow! Woah...Billzabubba!! Mudboy Slim 11 posted on 7/29/2004, 4:03:46 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-29   15:12:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2916. To: All (#2914) Trump looks tanned and rested...MAGA 2024...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-29   15:20:20 ET  (8 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2917. To: Flora McDonald, GottaLuvAkitas1, GeorgeW23225, TNTtheleft, P8riot, Landru, jla, MeekOneGOP (#2915) (Edited) "Link" "Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?!") Yeah!! Yeah, we got Reagan roots... Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!! Left's just victimized... BidenBOTS...Marxist SPIES!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh WHORE'd!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!! Johnboy Kerry, he's a strange one... Help US, Nation...we're in danger... Reject Kerry...he's no leader!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Biden's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject JOE Biden!! We're Right NOW!! RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls... Right shall bring it...we got soul!! Left's just beggin'...RATZ ain't FRee!! Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer FReaks!! We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!! Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!! Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!! RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!! (cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...) Mudboy Slim 91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-29   15:30:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2918. To: All (#2916) Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-30   11:15:42 ET  (10 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2919. To: The Scourge of Yazid, FreeTheHostages, Diva Betsy Ross, Happygal, PhiKapMom, MoJo2001 (#2917) "Black XXX" "Eve of Destruction!!" (To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction") Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... RATZ dispairin'...Right's emboldened!! Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters... Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters... 'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!! Lib'rals tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!! Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Must reject RATZ fears...and FReepin's the way!! When Dem Marxists are crushed...it's a true glory day!! Gotta Country to save...put fascists all in chains!! Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!! Medyuh tells me... Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Still, I won't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!! Sure. Ol' MUDZ so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... RATZ peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'... Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!! Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATZ must be quakin'!! Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken... All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!! The whole Marxist World...let's just eradicate it!! Sosh'lists tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends... Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!! Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!! Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race... Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!! Grand Devolution's come...cede Power to the States!! Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!! Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!! Swamp tells me... Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!" Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands Dem Marxists' destruction!! Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-30   11:26:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2920. To: All (#2918) Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-30   11:34:59 ET  (11 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2921. To: conservativemusician, FBD, sultan88, jla, skeeter, outerbanks, backhoe, Howlin, MurryMom (#2919) "Link" "Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes") Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... TraitorJOEZ WHORE'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Swamp's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Biden isn't Right!! And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So RATZ tell JOE they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But JOE knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'... Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!! {start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATZ'd realize... There ain't no way to hide JOEZ Brazen Lies!! On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz JOE makes MUD FReep away RATZ sleazy spiel!! Left rushes to JOEZ arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that RATZ're gonna be tried!! RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "Ol' Hunter's FRIED!!" RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And JOEZ guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide RATZ Brazen Lies!! RATZ, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!! JOEZ bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATZ think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or were RATZ always crazy?! They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATZ sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things RATZ're still the SocialistShills they've always been!! RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And JOEZ guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide RATZ Brazen Lies!! Mudboy Slim (11/06/2002) Updated today...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-30   11:48:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2922. To: All (#2920) Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-30   11:55:46 ET  (10 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2923. To: William Jefferson Blythe Clinton (#2921) "Link" "Bill Clinton!!" (To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa") Dickie Betts ROCKS!! RATZ HO's seem to come and go...yeah! Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast, Rapin' many...trustin' none!! Killing children, 'cuz it's fun... But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!! Ummmm...Hmmmmmm... Left stains, DemRATZ think Slick's sane...RATZ LOVE Hussein!! Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!! Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight... There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!! Good Patriots FReep RATZ Chi-Com spies...Let's FReep Bill Clinton!! Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm... My FRiends, a new morning dawns... Yeah, Slick he's on the run... MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares... Care enough to DO YER SHARE!! Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im... Roll on...Roll on!! RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows... Shall more DIE while Clinton Rolls?! Will RATZ see Slick's feet of clay?! Wellstone's Spirit stole away!! But MUD knows that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!! Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!! Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm... Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!! Mudboy Slim (11/02/2002) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-11-30   12:02:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2924. To: All (#2922) Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-01   10:23:53 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2925. To: Cyber-Band, SamFromSC, MurryMom, Libertina, liberallarry, Reagan Man, M Kehoe, Corin Stormhands (#2923) "Black XXXI" "RATZ Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees") Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!! Who loves Left's Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATZ want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep fer the FRee!! Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know... RATZ LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATZ LOVE Tyranny... Right loves Liberty!! Life's not fer Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep fer the FRee!! Yes, I know...you know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!! (Git there...) Do YOU fear bein' FRee?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!! Socialists deny hope... That's why Left is reelin'!! Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!! RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATZ LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!! RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! I LOVE LIBERTY!! Mudboy Slim (06/14/2004) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-01   10:33:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2926. To: All (#2924) Deadspin es Muerte!! Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-01   10:41:52 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2927. To: Landru, MeekOneGOP, jla, FBD, PhiKapMom, ohioWfan, MoJo2001, ForGod'sSake, BraveMan (#2925) "Link" "Right Must Now Lead the World!!" (To be sung to Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World") Everywhere, Left's FReeaks are scary... Fight RAT-fairies, tell me "Wha' 'bout Liberty?!" RATZ, they bitch, plead fer more... Must defeat the Lib'ral Whore'd!! Right must now change the world... Trump'll tell US what to do... Folks, we'll FReep 'gainst Marxist FOOLS!! Righteous nation, Trump is leading... Save the needy...promote FReedom, why won't Left see?! Time is money...future's sunny... FReepin's funny...Truth is stunnin'...fight Tyranny!! Right must now save the World... From Dem fascist Guv'ment tools!! Folks, yer FReedom's up to you!! Oh yeah!! (Sweet guitar jammin') Power devolution's...the Right solution!! Constitution...brings absolution!! Yes, Black is Right...RATZ are whores!! Right is just...win the war!! Right must now lead the world... To a future Right and True!! Folks, yer children look to you... Mudboy Slim 326 posted on 11/16/2004, 3:46:50 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!) Updated today...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-01   11:01:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2928. To: All (#2926) Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-01   11:09:31 ET  (9 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2929. To: Landru, Jethro Tull, Jim Robinson, FunkyDan (#2927) "Link" "FReeper!!" (To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Teacher") Bright new day is dawning... As we smite Big Guv'ment Hell!! We sing, "Our Game is FReepin'... Put Dem Marxists on the shelf!!" Must teach Left a lesson... Socialism is fer FOOLS!! Fed'ral Power's regressin'... Far Right must be FReedom's tool!! Pumped up, 'gainst the Power... Got Left on the run!! DemRATZ are frettin' fear...Haters, every one. Our stand's the Right one...'cuz our castle is our home... LeftWing ain't worth nuthin'...when Big Guv'ment's done!! It's a Righteous Journey... Lib'ral world, it loathes the FRee!! Limbaugh is our teacher... Truth's been spun 'gainst Tyranny!! Hey Dan, what's yer plan?! Why's the Country red?! Come, stand, Righteous Band...Lyin' Left Loves DEATH!! Left tries to tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!! Truth's what we're looking for...Behold the Righteous Right!! (Mudboy on Irish whistle) Men, good FReepers taught me... RightWing Forum's more than fun!! Thank you, Mr. JimRob... Fer all that you have done!! Hey Dan, what's yer plan?! Why's Lib'ralism dead?!? Come stand, Righteous Band...Liars, Truth they dread!! Left tries to tyrannize, but Right fer FReedom fights!! Defeat the Marxist WHORE'd...Behold the Righteous Right!! Mudboy Slim 399 posted on 11/24/2004, 2:59:07 PM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-01   11:21:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2930. To: All (#2928) "Views: 77100" Just in time for another Presidential election cycle...hmmm.... Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-04   11:34:48 ET  (8 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2931. To: KLT, dwbh, MurryMom, Cincinatus' Wife, mommadooo3, AuntB, seattlesue, classygreeneyedblonde (#2929) "Black IV" "Muslims" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie") Muslims...my FRiends... When will yer Jihad disappear?! Arabs...my bro's... Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good Allah in their souls... Saudi money...EVIL goals!! Please explain why them folks died!! But Muslims...my FRiends... 'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!! Allah...is innocent...yeah... Koran's Right...put HATE aside!! Muslims...we'll still love ya... Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!" (Haunting keyboard solo) So...daughters, gently sleep... Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!! Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!! And my FRiends...FReepers, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!" 'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, Kabul... Everywhere RATZ look, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join our fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?! Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried... FReegards...MUD 3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Left's NO MATCH fer a Humble Man with a Righteous Plan!!) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-04   11:43:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2932. To: All (#2930) We know DemRATZ have some October Surprise planned for next autumn.... And we know Biden and his brood are bought & paid for Chinese Commie agents... We'll have to circle back on this "prediction"... Dem tyrannical RAT-bassTURDZ will get their comeuppance... Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-04   11:56:40 ET  (8 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2933. To: Landru, M Kehoe, Jeff Head, Dukie, Buckeroo, Tinman, gonzo, Taxman (#2931) (Edited) "Link" "The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below" (To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below") Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night... The sky above...and the mud below... They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemocRATZ by site... Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below... They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card... "You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged! Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down... Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'... Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below... Two Lib'rals oh-so- Powerful...rumor wuz Dem boyz kiss rear... Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!! Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all... Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall... Slick Willie and Algore, y'all... TRAITORS from the White House!!" Now Dem Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!! They prance amongst their Media Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!! At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound... Two dozen children's deathly howls... One FACT...the Left's avoided!! Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!! He owned that Bar and a memory...Media Whores could not erase!! Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!! Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse... RATZ Culture War Right SHALL reverse... MUDZ a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE... One man you did not anger!!! Lord's high above...got MUD below... Remove Slick's stain...RE- IMPEACH RATZ 'HO!! Two Lib'rals who did not know... How much Slim loves this Nation!! Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... "You'll FRY," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!" Algore said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps... We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!! Slim, that Internet I did make... Your FreeRepublic Left's Laws shall break!! Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked... Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!" Well, these DemocRATZ they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below. That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word... The sky above...and the mud below... "You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches... Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches... RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!! Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!" Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!! Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen... Lord's high above...we got MUD below!! Slick called his Leftist Minions near... MUDZ just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! =^D Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear... Yers Truly...Presidin'!!!" Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!! You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!! MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!! The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care... Covet not thy Neighbor's Share... That's why we fought the Revolution!!" Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... "Clinton RESIGNS...Welcome Prez'dent Gore!!" Next to MUDZ "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse... Blue skies above...sure do miss him so. Folks, the twisted Lib'rals must be smacked... Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked... Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract... Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!! Blue skies above...clear stream below... The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!! The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!! We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!! MUD (9/25/00) 1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Sic Semper Tyrannis) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-04   12:11:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2934. To: All (#2932) Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-04   12:23:44 ET  (11 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2935. To: mininggold, Badeye, mel, Murron, Dakmar, diva besty ross, palo verde, TLBSHOW (#2933) (Edited) "MUDZ Wisdom. etc." "WE ARE THE WORLD!!" (To be sung to Michael Jackson's "We are the World") NOW is the time... When Right heeds our Founders' Call... When Patriots must come together as ONE!! LeftWing people LYING!! NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!! Elitists MUST now fall!! We can't go on... Pretending RATZ are SANE!! That DIMWIT will soon make a change... We are all a part of... God's great big family!! Hear MUDZ "TRUTH!!"...I know WISDOM'S all we need!! [Chorus] We are the world... RATZ kill their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Folks, DEFEAT Marxists!!! There's a choice we're making... We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!! Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!! Sing from yer heart!!! So RATZ know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!! And Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!! As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads... Patriots all must lend a helping hand!! [Chorus] We are the world... RATZ KILL their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Let's DEFEAT Marxists!! Righteous choice MUDZ making... Swamp-TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!! Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!! Folks, Left flouts its Power!! There seems no HOPE at all... But if Right just BELIEVES... There's no way we can FAIL!! Well, well, well, well, let us realize... That true change will only come... When we stand together as one!! [Chorus] We are the world... RATZ KILL their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Let's DEFEAT Marxists!! Righteous choice MUDZ making... Swamp-TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!! Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!! Mudboy Slim (26 March 2010) "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution." "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-04   12:40:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2936. To: All (#2934) Heh heh heh... Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-05   10:18:12 ET  (10 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2937. To: Snow Bunny (#2935) "Black V" "Right's Justice" (To be sung to Bing Crosby's "White Christmas") I-I-I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!! Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore... With my bald head glist'nin'... Whole Wide World's list'nin'... To hear Bunnies made of Snow!! MUUUUUUDZ FReepin' fer a bright Christmas... With every Justice Song he writes!! Spend yer days Just Fightin' Left's Blight... And may Trump's Bold Justice Do What's Right!! WE-E-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help US!! With every Christmas card you write... Tell yer FRiends...JOE Biden Ain't Right!! Reject DeeCee Tyranny and Blight!! Regards...MUD 26 posted on 12/4/2001, 1:16:53 AM by Mudboy Slim Updated today...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-05   10:32:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2938. To: pookie18 (#2936) Elon Musk ROCKS!! Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-05   10:40:51 ET  (10 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2939. To: lodwick (#2937) "Link" "Twas the Night Before Ramadan..." Twas the night before Ramadan, and all through the cave Not a creature was stirring; it felt like a grave. The turbans were hung by the firepit with care, In hopes that the Air Force would not soon be there. The soldiers were restless without any beds, While visions of air strikes flashed in their heads. Osama in his burkha and I in my goatskin cap, Had just settled down for a cold, barren winter's nap, When out on the ledge there arose such a clatter, I grabbed my Kalashnikov to see what was the matter. Away from the racket I ran like a girl, Tripped over a goat; into a ball I did curl. The moon shone down on the new-fallen snow And lit up the valley with an ominous glow, When, what to my one good eye should appear, But a dozen Apaches, and tanks in the rear. And their leader, so fearless, his troops he did push, I knew in an instant it must be President Bush. More rapid than eagles his forces they came, And they whistled, and shouted, and called out our names: "Now Omar! Osama! Muhammad! Abdul! We come for you now; we've taken Kabul! To the top of the cliffs! To the back of their caves! When you chose this war, you dug your own graves!" As the dry leaves that before the assault choppers fly, When they meet with an obstacle, light up the sky. So up to the ledge his forces they flew With full magazines, and flamethrowers too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard with a thud The explosions of Tomahawks; not one was a dud. As I chambered my rifle, and was turning around, Osama was there, disguised in a gown. He was dressed all in drag, from his head to his toes, And he said he would flee while I held off his foes; A bundle of money he had stuffed in his pack, He said "I'm going to Baghdad and I'm not looking back!" His eyes were all glassy; he trembled with fear; The American bombs, they rang in his ears. He saddled his goat, then turned tail and fled, But a Marine Corps sniper shot him dead in the head. I watched with cold fear as his body did slump; The goat threw him off; he fell with a thump. And so, there I stood, my plans all destroyed, About to suffer a fate I could not avoid; I dropped to my knees; asked Allah for help, His voice boomed in my ears, "You ignorant whelp! I gave you the Bible, the Torah and Koran, But you were too arrogant to understand, I told you to honor your neighbors and wives; Not to enslave them, or degrade their lives! You invoke My name to sanction your deeds, But you are the last thing that this world needs. And so, I'll send you and bin Laden to Hell. The last words I heard, as the bombs fell, Were from George Bush himself as he mounted the wall, "One nation, under God, with liberty and justice for all!" Author Unknown Thanks to lodwick fer sharing...MUD 162 posted on 12/11/2001, 9:38:48 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-05   10:51:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply   #2940. To: All (#2938) Let the demonization of Gavin Newsom begin in earnest... Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!" Mudboy Slim  posted on  2023-12-05   11:01:25 ET  (10 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply         .       .       . Comments (2941 - 4422) not displayed. Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

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