Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:344200 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Fools (Vote Fer Dem Traitors)!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)")
Cruised into a bar on the shore Her picture graced the grime on the door She a long lost love at first bite Baby maybe you're wrong but you know that's alright That's right
Backstage we're havin the time Of our lives until somebody say Forgive me if I seem out of line Then she whipped out her gun Tried to blow me away
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
So never judge a book by its cover Or who you gonna love by your lover Love put me wise to her love in disguise She had the body of a venus Lord, imagine my surprise
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
Baby let me follow you down Let me take a peek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, all night Baby let me follow you down Turn the other cheek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, sue me
What a funky lady She like it like it like it like that He was a lady
Pre...MUD
76 posted on 3/26/2004, 10:24:02 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Hell's In JOEZ Mirror!!" (To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends... We shall not lose this Culture War!! Right's victory is pre-ordained... Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! OLDE JOE?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're all Right now...we're not dangerous. Fear our throng, though...we're educated!! RATZ are STOOOPID...and outrageous!! Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Swamp's TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what JOE does best... And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!! Impeach Dem FOOLS...Reject RATZ Spin... Our country needs the Right to WIN!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! OLDE JOE?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!! It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!! Here Right is now...entertaining!! All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)
We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!! Hell yeah...we'll whup RATZ by a mile!! Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind... Oh well, whatever...Ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! OLDE JOE?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the Right, folks...Truth's contagious!! Hear my songs now...educatin'!! RATZ are STOOOPID...just outrageous... We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!! Devolve Power...to the States, folks... It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!
"Fight 4 Allah!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Ride My Llama")
Remember, Ms. Alamo...the Right is here to stay!! We'll fight DemRATZ fer Power...the Righteous, we don't play!!
We fought to FRee Iraq...RATZ Tyranny we'll stop!! JOE Biden, hear the news...Left's Marxist views leave scars!! We'll rise up 'gainst Left's "stars"... And sing y'all some Liberty Songs!!
Let's send DemRATZ on a ship... We'll provide reefer for the trip... MUD said, "We're olde, but we're Good!!" Like any good Conservative would...
Right's gotta take a stand...'gainst RATZ bankrupting OUR Land!! We wanna stand for Good...take JOE down with his goons!! Right needs to Git JOE Good!! Fed'ral Prison or "The Hood"?!!
We sing, "Expose Dem Libs!!" We'll reward Leftists when they switch... MUD said, "We're olde, but we're good!!" Like any ol' Conservative would. Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
Mudboy Slim (5/8/04)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Right is Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")
Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say... RATZ walk down the street pushin' good folks outta their way... Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys... Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!! Folks, the Right is right!!
The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!! Dem fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"
The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much... We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!! Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's Tools... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!! Right's not fools, but RINOZ, will you walk the line?!! And face that Right is Right!! Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
Woah-woah... Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'... We know the sleaziness the Swamp must hide... Left, they're fools, America...RATZ are foolhardy... Yes, they are, Nation!!
(Musical interlude)
Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain... HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!! It's a long, stark campaign and JOE Biden's lyin'!! Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz RATZ been spyin'!! We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!! Limbaugh says, "Stand and Fight!!" The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!! You can't fergit that Right is Right!!
FReegards...MUD
274 posted on 5/9/2004, 12:11:06 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Thrash'em!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Thrasher")
We are fightin' fer our children... Left's conspirin' to save Biden!! Right shall give it all we have to expose Truth!! 'Cuz the Righteous Way defines US... We can see DemLib'rals comin'... And Swamp's cretins don't like RightWing folks like you!!
Folks, Right's just gettin' fired up... Next, we'll fight the righteous fight... Fightin' to Nail Biden fer TREASON!! When I see Big Guv'ment growin' I... Look fer more than tax cuts, guys!! We are FReepin' fer the day when Truth Trumps SCUM!!
Folks, good FReepers are unbending... Mideast's an ancient rift we're mending. Life's an endless War of Ideas... Our Constitution's Great!! We'll FReep with our companions... Won't git lost with Marxist Minions!! We'll recall Dutch Reagan's brilliance... Liberty's Our Fate!!
C'mon FRiends, I know you've had enough... Join our Righteous Stand 'gainst Fools!! Head on out to where good patriots make their stand. Gotta one-way ticket to the Land of Truth... Yes, Ol' Mudboy's gotta band... We can't lose, my friends, you soon shall understand.
Left's a sordid predilection... RATZ're poisoned by deception... More Big Guv'ment isn't needed... My paycheck is MINE!! RATZ're lost in conflagrations... They're just 60's-style mutations... DeeCee's grotesque misrepresentations... RATZ're failing...failing.
Reject Left's Whore'd and strip RATZ bare... Swamp's just deadweight, you see!! Journey down the road without RATZ load. Right, show some spine...fight, Dem Librals are blind... We'll be FReepin' Washington, DeeCee... Shall be The Great Stand...counter-protest episode!!
'Cuz Left culture's vile but ending... With Big Guv'ments' wasteful spending!! The Right demands our FReedom...Socialists, Beware!! Weild the mighty Sword of Justice... RATZ are powerless to stop US!! Leftists' Hell is loss of Power... 'Cuz we're patriots who care!!
But me I'm not stopping there, Must Imprison TraitorJOE!! Fer so many crimes, RATZ must do their time!! When we thrash'im, folks, we'll have Left on the run... RATZ're dinosaurs of mind... Folks, you know the time has come to Do What's Right!!
(Mudboy on haunting harmonica solo to fade.....)
Mudboy Slim (4/15/2004)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReedom is THE Way!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")
Right remains divisible... 'Cuz our thinking's FRee!! I have joined...in many FReeps... Defendin' Liberty!!
Right was born with a righteous quest... Wise hunger to be FRee!! Parents taught, "Never Fear!!" RATZ discourage me.
'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, folks... FReedom is THE Way!! Sheeple must learn whats goin on... Truth shall win the day!! Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
Walk the walk...stand and fight!! FReedom is not FRee!! Left, it tries...to stoke our fears... RATZ love tyranny!!
Marxists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!" RINOZ, they agree... RATZ're hooked...on Welfare pay... Thats not Right to me.
'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears... FReedom is THE Way!! Med'yuh wont say whats goin on... Folks, Right shall make JOE pay!! Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will... Yes, it will...yes, it will... "FReedom is THE Way!!"
Mudboy Slim
117 posted on 5/27/2004, 6:09:02 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I am from the Far Right... Wanna shrink Big Guv'ment down!! Right must triumph 'gainst Dem Lib'rals... Righteous Cause...Devolve Power!!
Lead the way...lead the way... Let's cut today...cut today...growth will follow!! Donald, lead the way...lead the way... Let's cut today...cut today...Devolve Power!! Right shall follow!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
RATZ lies show no wisdom... Right FReeps Truth, "Life ISN'T Fair!!" RATZ lie!! Left lies!! RATZ spy!! Yea yea...CONSPIRE!!
Donald, lead the way...lead the way... Yeah, cut today...cut today... Right Shall Follow!!
Patriots, kneel and pray...kneel and pray!! Let's save the day...save the day!! Right's Empowered!!
Right's empowered...Right's empowered!!
Mudboy Slim
133 posted on 5/28/2004, 10:39:35 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Tales of Bold Patriots!!" (To be sung to Cream's "Tales Of Brave Ulysses")
You thought Dem Lib'ral SwampRATZ...would bring US down forever... But we'll rise above Left's treason...RATZ wish violence on our own!!
Yes, the passion of the FRee...pierce thru LIES of bumblin' bureaucRATZ... As we shed our Marxist leeches...by slashing Fed'ral programs... Power's wicked weilders torture...those who seek to live in FReedom... The heroic Reagan's calling you to building a shining City!!
Next, you'll see Jewel's tanned body...dripping of Left's essence... But her foolish statements're hollow...We Fight Fer Liberty!! So when DemLib'rals gather...FReep down RATZ vile sedition... Proudly teach Dem Lib'rals...with the issues 'cuz we're Right!!
Once-mighty tyrant's nekkid...once FReedom's been delivered... Sheeple want to inflict Justice...RATZ'll do hard time or be buried!!
Our "game" is Righteous Justice...and we'll FReep DemRATZ to Hell!! Biden knows folks cannot stand him...'cuz he sold out to the Chi- Coms!! Purple Hearts fer mild abrasions...Hanoi Johnnie shirked his duty... Fled home early...LIED to Congress!!
The Righteous rise up proudly...we'll Liberate THIS Country!! Folks, you need to join the FReepers...as we stand against left's Terror!!
Mudboy Slim
171 posted on 5/31/2004, 11:34:18 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
TraitorJOEZ got it rough... Left's gettin' desperate!! Biden's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give RATZ many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore the LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!! Press must confess!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Marx is DEAD!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Muslims...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's hard...Demand the Truth!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia" (Sung by Vicki Lawrence)
He was on his way home from Candletop Been two weeks gone and he thought he'd stop at Webb's And have him a drink 'fore he went home to her Andy Wolloe said Hello And he said Hi, whats doin', Wo Said, sit down, I got some bad news, it's gonna hurt He said, I'm your best friend and you know that's right But your young bride ain't home tonight Since you been gone she's been seein' that Amos boy, Seth Well, he got mad 'n' he saw red And Andy said, Boy, dontcha lose your head 'Cause to tell ya the truth I been with her myself
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia That's the night that they hung an innocent man Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer 'Cause the judge in the towns got bloodstains on his hands
Well, Andy got scared and left the bar Walkin' on home 'cause he didn't live far See, Andy didn't have many friends And he'd just lost him one Brother thought his wife musta left town So he went home and finally found The only thing Papa had left him and that was a gun
And he went off to Andy's house A-slippin' through the backwoods quiet as a mouse Came upon some tracks too small for Andy to make He looked through the screen at the back-porch door And he saw Andy lyin' on the floor In a puddle of blood and he started to shake
Well, the Georgia Patrol was a-makin their rounds So he fired a shot just to flag 'em down And a big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun and said "why dya do it" And the judge said Guilty in a make-believe trial And slapped the Sheriff on the back with a smile Said suppers waitin' at home and I gotta get to it
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia That's the night that they hung an innocent man Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer 'Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands
Well, they hung my brother before I could say The tracks he saw while on his way To Andy's house and back that night were mine And his cheatin' wife had never left town And that's one body that'll never be found See, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia, oh-oh-aah That's the night that they hung an innocent man, ah-huh-unh Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer 'Cause the Judge in the towns got bloodstains on his hands
Pre...MUD
34 posted on 9/20/2004, 3:33:51 PM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE TRUMP!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lib'rals, Yer Dumb!!" (To be sung to Cat Stevens' "Father and Son")
Libs, it's time to make a change... Yer just dumb...Medyuh's fault... There's so much you need to know. FReep the World!! Save yer towne!! If you want, vote fer Biden... But you see, TraitorJOE...he LIES badly!!
All Left cares about is Power, Swamp's corruption does not please US!! RATZ're wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!! Left's Medyuh slime...LIES a lot... Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!! FReedom must prevail more tomorrow...righteous dreams are hot!!
Libs, please let Mudboy explain...face the Truth, reject the Lib'ral spin!! Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!! 'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen... The Right's the way...don'tcha know?! We'll help FReedom grow...today!! We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!
(Nice little guitar breakout)
Libs, it's time you make a change... Justice-bound, we FReep boldly!! Yer quite dumb...Networks' fault... Only schmucks believe Medyuh's "truth"!! FReep the World!! Save yer towne!! Tell yer FRiends, "Don't vote Biden!!" Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!
Righteous right, fight with pride... FReepin' fer the Truth is God's design!! Fight's hard...so Dem Lib'rals ignore it... Come join the Right...help US FReep!! Help US spread our Liberty!! Fer Justice pray!! And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!! We know...DemRATZ don't know!!
Mudboy Slim
122 posted on 9/26/2004, 10:16:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Power: Bring It!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")
Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!! With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale. I think yer nominee, JOE...Biden's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!! It's time fer Dem SwampRATZ to pay...Biden'll git his JusticeDay!! Days are numbered...Biden LIED, yes he's SCUM!! Marxists, we'll denigrate!!
Biden's done, and Kamala's waitin' fer her chance, now!! Ol' JOEZ been sinkin'...DemRATZ chantin' "Kill ALL Jews!!" So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'... And I'm not quite sixty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do... Eradicate Hamas...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!
Carlson's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!! Rush told me, "Biden's SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!" But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'... Lib'rals LIE until they die...Biden's crimes the Medyuh hides!! Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!
Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!! TraitorJOE shall be caught...RATZ pulled the trigger!! Tyranny endures when good men dither... We must CONVICT RATZ scum...Biden's left much undone!! IMPEACH RATZ Number One, send JOE to prison!!
Mudboy Slim (5/12/04)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Boston Strangler!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "The Disco Strangler")
Tellin' all Dem Big LIES...lives to kill... Veterans despise Kerry 'cuz...Hanoi John is a Commie shill!! Losers loathing all that is Right... Rancid government...Fer FReedom fight!! Sayin, "Look at me, Nation, look at me. I'm John Kerry, I'm beautiful, I'm somebody." Don't fall prey to the charms of "The Boston Strangler!!"
FReak's been all Wrong with his Marxist throng, Nation... Been waiting fer his time to come. Tyrants prayin' fer RATZ Prez'dent, Lib'rals... Kerry's long-time Socialist SCUM!!
Kerry's so twisted by his stance du jour, Slick Willie's spawn...a pitiful sight!! John's PRO-Tyranny with him in charge and... WACO's burning, but that's all right. Ol' widows like the charms of "The Boston Strangler"... Folks, reject the vile charms of "The Boston Strangler!!"
Mudboy Slim (05/17/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Fight 'gainst RATZ Lust Fer Power!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kind of way to Fight FEAR..." Said Rush Limbaugh to OUR Chief!! "There's too much corruption... Biden Shall Not Go FRee!!! Bus'nessMen...'tis JusticeTime!! Plowmen...Sing MUDZ Words!! MUD Shall Never Compromise... Nobody else here should!! Fer Treason we shall Indict JOE... Damn Swamp...RATZ Shall Implode!! There are many RATZ amongst us... Who "feel" Pro-Life is but a Joke!! But you and I we've been through that... Gettin' JUSTICE is OUR Fate!! So let US stop talking falsely now... RAT-Power's Gittin' Scant!!
Tyrants...RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Marxists HATE the TRUTH!! While all Dem Lib'rals came to chant... BrainDead IDIOT FOOLS!! Outside in a cold cavern... Ol' Mudboy DOTH Growwwwwllllll... TruthWriters are approaching... As Ol' Slim Began To HOWL!!
Fight Against RATZ Lust Fer Power!!
Join US On The Watchtower!!
Fight Against BigGuv'mentPower!!
ROCK the RATZ into SUBMISSION!!!
FReegards...MUD (01/22/2003)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
No one likes us -- I don't know why We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But all around even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one and see what happens We gave them money -- But are they grateful? No, they're spiteful and they're hateful They don't respect us -- so let's surprise them We'll drop the big one and pulverize them Asia's crowded and Europe's too old Africa is far too hot And Canada's too cold And South America stole our name Let's drop the big one There'll be no one left to blame us We'll save Australia Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo We'll build an All American amusement park there They got surfin too Boom goes London and boom Paree More room for you and more room for me And every city the whole world round Will just be another American town Oh how peaceful it will be We'll set everybody free You'll wear a Japanese kimono And there'll be Italian shoes for me They all hate us anyhow So let's drop the big one now Let's drop the big one now
42 posted on 9/20/2001, 1:43:58 PM by SarahW
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"White House del Clintonia" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair, Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air, I'm part of the resistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight, Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night!!
There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! (Aaiigghh!!) And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!" Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way, Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a handsome face... Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia, Three Hundred times per year, Lib'rals sleeping here."
Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent, He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls friends! How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat, Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!
So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show us some spine!" Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!" And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!" Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives... Sheeple, we must wake...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace! They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia! What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"
Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!" Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!" But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies, Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT this Beast!
Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like these Whores... We have to find a passage back to the way things were before! "Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt... With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"
We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...
FReegards...MUD
43 posted on 9/20/2001, 2:20:52 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Join with US!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run")
Every day, we fight the Power of Elites...it's our patriotic American Dream!! We're Right, we'll fight FOOL fascists fer Glory...defeat Left's whacky schemes!! Mudboy RAGES, singin' 'gainst RATZ slime... JOE squeals, Left's dejected, Right's steppin' up boldly this time...OHHH!! Nation, RATZ-Power sucks the soul from our Land... It's a death trap!! Guv'ment genicide krap!! We gotta VOTE OUT Marxist SCUM... 'Cuz RATZ loathe US...Patriots, c'mon join with US!! Yes, World, Right's here...
Patriots, let me in...MUD wants to be yer friend... We shall achieve OUR dreams and visions!! Just wrap yer brains 'round LESS Big Guv'ment... Folks, make yer stand to SAVE R CHILDREN!! Together, we shall break DemRATZ... They'll run 'cuz they're PUNKS... Biden, Right's on the attack!! OHHH!! SYNtaurz ROCK, LIB'rals pout, Truth inspires!! Yes, Nation, Right ain't scair't, we're BOLDlee fightin'... Folks have gotta learn how FREEDOM feels... Yer gonna know Big Guv'ment's VILE!! People need to know Right's Truth is real!! MUDZ gonna show U...
(Righteous saxaphone lead...)
Beyond the White House, Devolve Power HOME!! Reject RATZ "Racist Card"!! Lib'rals, know we care, let's DEFEAT terror... Leftist ploys, Progress RATZ retard!! RATZ're enthused by Marx, watch US VOTE and March... LIBS're BEfuddled 'cuz they're freaked Right resists... Right's gonna sing the Truth!! Dem Lib'rals LIE to you, Nation, no DeeCee ain't Right... Guv'ment's ever- growing MESS...hunh!!
(Mo' freak-jammin'...)
One...two...three...four... The RightWing's crammed with noble heroes on a last chance power drive... Got Dem Fascists out on the run, that's Right...Left's got no place left to hide!! Together, my friends, we'll defeat Left's MADness... Right loves you with all the gladness in our souls!! OHHH!! Someday, world, Right's GOOD shall win...we're gonna get to that place... Where we really want to go and we'll Stop Left's Treason... Let's go then, RATZ fear US...Nation, you must join with US!! Country, RATZ loathe US...Nation, you should join with US!! C'mon, Patriots!! RATZ loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!! Woah-ohh- ohh...mmm-mm-mmm...uh-uh-uh-woah-ohh-ohh...woah-ohh-ohh- ohh- ohhh...
Mudboy Slim (18 February 2010...revised 29 June 2021)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Mr. Prez'dent" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
Oh yeah...oooh...
Mr. Prez'dent...TraitorJOE... How much does Power mean?! Won't you reconsider, JOEY?! Won't you do this thing fer me?!
RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!! Nixon did, JOE...Even the Score!! Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister Prez'dent... Won't you RESIGN before we IMPEACH?! Oh Mister Prez'dent, please... JOE, listen to MUDZ sound...
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)
Now, I'm plum pissed off...TraitorJOE... Said hey, Mister Prez'dent...you've damaged OUR Country!! Won'tcha reconsider, JOEY... Won't you just RESIGN fer me?!
I told ya, JOEY... Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!! RATZ, YOU killed innocent babies...you left a scar!! JOE, won't you RESIGN, BeijingBitchBoy... Won't you RESIGN afore we git MEAN?! BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"
FReegards...MUD
4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Pictures of Ziang Zemin" (To be sung to Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men")
When Slick was called to Viet Nam... Bill spewed his lies and turned deep shade of yellow!! Rush feeds my head...I FReep with dead... When we meet Slick's spine shall turn to Jell-O!! He'll quake...he'll tremble...RIGHT's day's dawnin'... Slick'll curse my face...but I'll be his Shadow!!
Posters of Jiang Zemin and you... Images of chop stix, yen, and nukes... All Bill's TREASON'll be made clear to you!!
Right rejected yer election... Next, we'll start an insurrection...NOW!!! Slicks' rapings' haunt the FRee... My Faith won't let me leave Bill alone!!
Posters of Waco's dead, you fools... Images of Kosovo's dead, too... Why can't the Med'yuh tell us the Truth?!
Willard...you'd best RESIGN... And face yer crimes...do yer Jail Time!! Willie...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!! Sic Semper Fi...you'd best RESIGN!!!
(hauntin' formal fiddle)
Let MUD take CarVile, men... Take Whorealdo fer a spin... Headbutt ol' Sweet Jennin's... Slap BrokeJaw 'til it stings... Jack Rather on the chin... Handcuff O.J. Simpson... Endoscope Perky Kate...[ewww, yuck!!] Next, Ol' MUD will legislate!!!
FReegards, all...MUD
P.S. "All experience ever is is confirmation anyway." Robert Frost to Theodore Morrison...27 June 1930.
6 posted on 10/10/2001, 6:51:41 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lies of a Traitor" (To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby")
When I think about the TREASON Slick aided... Bills' lies're outrageous!! Left-Wing Media is drivin' me crazy... My ire's contagious!! Well, Slick knows now that interns ain't playthings... But CeegahBoy's got DemLib'rals on their knees!!
As I look back on Reagan's Legacy... Our Country, Dutch saved it!! He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil... That's why Lib'rals hate him!! Slick thinks that Truth is just rel'tive... Lyin' Boy, Bill's a puppet for Beijing!!!
Today, we'll take on DeeCee... DemLibs just cheat and lie!! Ol' Slick'll just fall at MUDZ feet... And then Slick'll begin to cry...
Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give Bill... He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*] Livin' in Prison will drive that PUNK crazy... He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Well, Bill knows that we're onto his "Sting"... Slick's spyin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*] Oh, when Slick looks back from his prison cell, wow... Bill lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*] Everyone needs to help us FReep... Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [Slick's a Chinese Agent!*] Let Bill feel the Power of FReep... Slick'll cry like a baby!! [Slick's justa Traitor!!*]
[*FReeperGal Chorus]
Sing it, Ladies...MUD
278 posted on 10/17/2001, 4:02:40 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"