Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:345761 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Masterful Whore" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Bin Laden's never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! Left lauds his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... Left is hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow Lord's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Socialism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, MUD's WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, You TOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you Redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! [=^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... I'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... BOY, I'll piss on yer head!!
Mudboy Slim
49 posted on 09/21/2001 3:31 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ol' Waco" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... The blame it is all Left's own... That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren... Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! Folks, we shan't bow to him... Righteous shall detach Slick's crown... Shouldda RESIGNED long ago... What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?! Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!
La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la... La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la...
Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!! History shall record it so!! What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?! How could Gore run when he knows?!
Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Why DID we raze Kosovo?!! War Criminals demand Justice!! [Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo... Kids dead in Kosovo... Four dead in Ohio?! Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!! Why weren't the Sheeple told?! IGNORE LEFT'S MEDIA WHORE'd!!!
Mudboy Slim
"Fight the Fight Fer FReedom" (To be sung to CSN&Y's "Find the Cost of FReedom")
Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Clinton down... Righteous Lord shall guide us through...PROSECUTION NOW!!! RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear RATZ Stonewall down... Countrymen, Right calls on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RAT-WHORE'ds' SCUM!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Lost in the Flood")
OUR AmericanSoldiers shall be comin' home as heroes in big parades... They'll walk through town heads held high... "He Helped Liberate Iraq!!" they'll hear the RighteousFolks say. This countryside's burnin' with Lib'ral Airheads chantin' "RATZ Fer Genocide!!" Slick's Left is SCUM, they're gutless fairies, 'neath Medyuh WHORE'ds' LIES they hide!! RATZ're breakin' dreams and promises with Vile Tyrants givin' 'em directions!! PUNKS run wild through Federalized slums IGNORANT...pleadin' fer MORE RAT Deception!! The DemocRATZ love DEATH and Tyranny...their hands're all caked in blood... Kristinn says "FReep!!" with the folks from DeeCee, the A.N.S.W.E.R. is MORE MUD!! Then MUD said "Hey, Angelwood, Git Justice...Git Justice Fer RATZ Scum!! Has Left thrown their senses out the door?! Or did they lose them slingin' mud?!"
That pure American brother, dull-eyed and empty-faced races Sundays in Jersey in a Chevy stock super eight He rides `er low on the hip, On the side he's got Bound For Glory in red, white and blue flash paint He leans on the hood telling racing stories, the kids call him Jimmy The Saint Well the blaze and noise boy, he's gunnin' that bitch loaded to blastin' point He rides head first into a hurricane and disappears into a point And there's nothin' left but some blood where the body fell That is, nothin' left that you could sell just junk all across the horizon, a real highwayman's farewell And he said "Hey kid, you think that's oil? Man, that ain't oil that's blood" I wonder what he was thinking when he hit that storm Or was he just lost in the flood? Eighth Avenue sailors in satin shirts whisper in the air Some storefront incarnation of Maria, she's puttin' on me the stare and Bronx's best apostle stands with his hand on his own hardware Everything stops, you hear five, quick shots, the cops come up for air And now the whiz-bang gang from uptown, they're shootin' up the street And that cat from the Bronx starts lettin' loose but he gets blown right off his feet And some kid comes blastin' round the corner but a cop puts him right away He lays on the street holding his leg screaming something in Spanish Still breathing when I walked away And somebody said "Hey man did you see that? His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud" I wonder what the dude was sayin' or was he just lost in the flood? Hey man, did you see that, those poor cats are sure messed up I wonder what they were gettin' into, or were they just lost in the flood?
Mid...MUD
466 posted on 3/26/2003, 4:20:33 PM by Mudboy Slim (The DemocRAT Party is Being EXPOSED as THE Communist Party of America...Let 'em Squawk!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld... Fight RATZ Slime, my FRiends!! 'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste... 'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!! FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!! Shun the LIES!! DemRATZ we'll Liberate!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Can't let JOE escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! Meek RINOZ WE AIN'T!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change... To help FRee MinionsOfState!! Fer Right(s), we shall FReep!! 'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right... If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Impeach RATZ Shame!! The Goal is to Imprison RATZ... Proclaim JOEZ Disgrace...fer growin' HATE!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Shan't let JOE escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! Meek RINOZ WE AIN'T!! Media are all LIARs!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE JOE!! C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!! Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams Convict RATZ Slime!!
(The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars)
Said Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams Convict RATZ Slime!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!! Biden is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! FER Justice WE Aspire!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
FReegards...MUD
120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Here Freedom Flies In Your heart Like An Eagle" (Poem by Audie Murphy, Medal of Honor Recipient)
Dusty old helmet, rusty old gun, They sit in the corner and wait - Two souvenirs of the Second World War That have withstood the time, and the hate.
Mute witness to a time of much trouble. Where kill or be killed was the law - Were these implements used with high honor? What was the glory they saw?
Many times I've wanted to ask them - And now that we're here all alone, Relics all three of a long ago war - Where has freedom gone?
Freedom flies in your heart like an eagle. Let it soar with the winds high above Among the spirits of soldiers now sleeping, Guard it with care and with love.
I salute my old friends in the corner, I agree with all they have said - And if the moment of truth comes tomorrow, I'll be free, or By God, I'll be dead!
Excellent...thanksfer sharin', COE-blahnsh...MUD
412 posted on 4/15/2003, 4:45:03 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations... The League of FReeNations!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Crossin the highway late last night He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right He didnt see the station wagon car The skunk got squashed and there you are!
You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin to high Heaven!
Take a whiff on me, that aint no rose! Roll up yer window and hold yer nose You dont have to look and you dont have to see Cause you can feel it in your olfactory
You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin to high Heaven!
Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon The blood and the guts theyre gonna make you swoon!
You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin to high Heaven!
Cmon stink!
You got it! Its dead, its in the middle Dead skunk in the middle! Dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin to high heaven! All over the road, technicolor man! Oh, you got pollution Its dead, its in the middle And its stinkin to high, high Heaven!
Pre...MUD
547 posted on 4/17/2003, 9:35:44 PM by sultan88
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Lucky Man" (To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
He had the zealots, and harems by the score... Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said. Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!
He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Our soldiers soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! His zealots couldn't save him, so WE SHOT "bin", and HE DIED!!!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Mudboy Slim
46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Mudboy...ain't nobody's fool... Sits there reflectin'...contemplates what to do... MUD feels anger inside...yet filled with pride. No...Slim's no Saint...yet not the one to blame.
Mudboy...goes about his day... Tryin' to think of FReepin' words to say... Like..."This is just a game I play..." And..."All shall be okay." Ohhhh...silent rage...why won't folks fan the flames?!
Must FReep...must think...can't sleep... [zzzzzzzzzzzzz...LOL!!]
MUDZ Daddy's little boy... MUDZ Mama's pride and joy... MUDZ kids...they love him!! And MUDZ Missuz...she holds him!!!
Mudboy says, "Wouldn't it be nice... If we could sing...fer Truth and Life?!" Then, outrun Left's spin...and INDICT ol' Slick?!! Ohhh-oh-oh-oh...Truth Shall Reign!! Someday, you'll feel the same...
Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Walk On The VILE Side!!" (To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")
Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... Politicked his way across the U-S-A. RAPED some women on the way... Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said: "Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!" Said, "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!! But Huang never lost the Prez... 'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said... "Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!" Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!" And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Tobackky Al never once gave it away, Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!! Corruption here fer some TREASON there... Clinton's White House is the place where they said: "Hey kids, take a walk on the Vile Side!!" Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!! Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said: "Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..." Said, "Hey Jack, DemocRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
HildaBeast's just fading away, Thought she was VeePee in her day. Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash, Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said: "Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!" And the DemocRATS go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (Re-FReeped 18 February 2003)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Vile Forces" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")
JOE thinks this Country is easy to fool... Abusing his Power, Obstructin' the Truth! Shameless Traitor, Prez'dency's a Sham... You know we can't let RATZ High Treason stand! Vile Forces hold JOEZ critics at bay... But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!!
America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain... Networks can't hide it, their power has waned. No explanation, no compromise... Will make us feel better until JOE Resigns! Vile forces try to lead us astray... Lib'ral "choices" bleed our Freedoms away!
It must concern you, his sins and his lies... But now JOEZ beholden to his Communist spies! Our faith's been broken, RATZ must be tried... They'll rot in prison to pay for their crimes!! Vile forces try to excuse it away... DemocRAT Comrades condone Evil, I say, "Vile forces mustn't lead us astray... Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!"
FReegards...MUD
457 posted on 2/2/2004, 4:54:09 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, so hold on when there is nothing in you but the Will which says to them: "Hold on !";
You can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch; If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run - Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
FReegards...MUD
472 posted on 2/3/2004, 11:15:17 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right Has Gotta Swarm!!" (To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm... Trash TraitorJOE with scorn...Brandon has been forewarned... JOEZ a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned... Right is gonna Swarm... JOEZ done SOLD OUT to our foes...Antifa's nuthin' but RATZ-HO's... Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day! If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die... Won't ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
(Kewl Guitar Jammin')
Folks, we gotta fight Biden...folks, we gotta take RATZ down... Heed my merry band...make Left understand... The World on you depends...fer JOE to meet his end... Gotta fight Biden...yeaaahhhh...
(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')
Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned... It's our White House JOEZ scorned...in Jail, RATZ shall be thrown... Just a Traitor and his drones, Dem Lib'rals sold their souls... Right is gonna swarm...
Right-Wing's gotta swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm... MUDZ views shall be the norm...Sheeple'll know Left's harm...
100 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:51:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"This Blessed Ground!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam. Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it... We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground... He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around... This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now, Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Political fights between The Wrong and The Right... Networks treat us like we're fools. As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck, While sellin' secrets to Commie scum... Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come... To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more. Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret... FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!" It's our turn now, let's show 'em how... To devolve Power...to your hometown.
So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny! I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now... Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea.. I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
"November Slaughter!!" (To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
We all roadtripped to DeeCee...on the great Potomac shoreline... MUD makes records 'bout BigGuv'ment, Briefers don't have much time!! Rush Limbaugh and his Grandpa were sharin' their wise ol' sounds... But RAT-Morons used Ol' Barry...burned DeeCee to the ground!!
November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! November Slaughter!! Yeah- yeaaah...
We'll burn down RATZ NancyHouse...RATZ LIE in their Quest fer Power!! FunkyDan was gunnin' his Red 'Vette...schoolin' kids, "Freedom NOW!!" Marxists dream of Power...Dem Leftists R A damned disgrace!! RATZ scheme fer Power...but they R TOOLS OF HATE!!
November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! November Slaughter!! Yo...Burn it down!!
(Major League FreeeakJam)
We ended up on Abe Lincoln's stairs...it was Glenn Beck, Rush, and MUD!! But with Obamabot DRONES, RAT-Media's BLIND!! Wake UP!!...MUD- music's HERE!! We're the righteous Right...damn the punk-assed Left!! Let's make Left's RACISTS fret!! No matter what RATZ git outta this, Lord knows, MUD'll never forget!!
November Slaughter...RAT-LIARS, Feel Our IRE!! November Slaughter!!
Burn...Burn it down, burn it down!!
Mudboy Slim (4 July 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Fools (Vote Fer Dem Traitors)!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)")
Cruised into a bar on the shore Her picture graced the grime on the door She a long lost love at first bite Baby maybe you're wrong but you know that's alright That's right
Backstage we're havin the time Of our lives until somebody say Forgive me if I seem out of line Then she whipped out her gun Tried to blow me away
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
So never judge a book by its cover Or who you gonna love by your lover Love put me wise to her love in disguise She had the body of a venus Lord, imagine my surprise
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
Baby let me follow you down Let me take a peek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, all night Baby let me follow you down Turn the other cheek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, sue me
What a funky lady She like it like it like it like that He was a lady
Pre...MUD
76 posted on 3/26/2004, 10:24:02 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Hell's In JOEZ Mirror!!" (To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends... We shall not lose this Culture War!! Right's victory is pre-ordained... Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! OLDE JOE?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're all Right now...we're not dangerous. Fear our throng, though...we're educated!! RATZ are STOOOPID...and outrageous!! Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Swamp's TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what JOE does best... And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!! Impeach Dem FOOLS...Reject RATZ Spin... Our country needs the Right to WIN!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! OLDE JOE?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!! It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!! Here Right is now...entertaining!! All aboard now...to the Right, folks... HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)
We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!! Hell yeah...we'll whup RATZ by a mile!! Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind... Oh well, whatever...Ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! Where's JOE?! We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! OLDE JOE?! You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the Right, folks...Truth's contagious!! Hear my songs now...educatin'!! RATZ are STOOOPID...just outrageous... We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!! Devolve Power...to the States, folks... It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!
"Fight 4 Allah!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Ride My Llama")
Remember, Ms. Alamo...the Right is here to stay!! We'll fight DemRATZ fer Power...the Righteous, we don't play!!
We fought to FRee Iraq...RATZ Tyranny we'll stop!! JOE Biden, hear the news...Left's Marxist views leave scars!! We'll rise up 'gainst Left's "stars"... And sing y'all some Liberty Songs!!
Let's send DemRATZ on a ship... We'll provide reefer for the trip... MUD said, "We're olde, but we're Good!!" Like any good Conservative would...
Right's gotta take a stand...'gainst RATZ bankrupting OUR Land!! We wanna stand for Good...take JOE down with his goons!! Right needs to Git JOE Good!! Fed'ral Prison or "The Hood"?!!
We sing, "Expose Dem Libs!!" We'll reward Leftists when they switch... MUD said, "We're olde, but we're good!!" Like any ol' Conservative would. Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
Mudboy Slim (5/8/04)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Right is Right!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Ties That Bind")
Left is hurtin', but "Libs're all fired up", you say... RATZ walk down the street pushin' good folks outta their way... Left packed their bags and say they're gone to Europe, guys... Right don't want nuthin'...don't need Guv'ment by our side... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...'cuz they're walkin' blind!! Folks, the Right is right!!
The Right is ri-i-i-i-i-ight!! Dem fools can't sa-a-a-a-a-ay, "The Right is Right!!"
The FReepers dance, 'cuz we love so much... We don't want nuthin' from yer Guvernment's FRee lunch!! Left's so afraid of FReedom, they're Guv'ment's Tools... Left's lookin' rough, Nation...they're weak poltroons!! Right's not fools, but RINOZ, will you walk the line?!! And face that Right is Right!! Yes, Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!!
Woah-woah... Right would rather see the TRUTH, that's Right...yes, we would, Darlin'... We know the sleaziness the Swamp must hide... Left, they're fools, America...RATZ are foolhardy... Yes, they are, Nation!!
(Musical interlude)
Fools sit and wonder...just HOO's gonna stop the pain... HOO'll ease yer madness?!! HOO's gonna fight 'gainst Left's stain?!! It's a long, stark campaign and JOE Biden's lyin'!! Reject the Left, Nation...'cuz RATZ been spyin'!! We're comin' now, but FReepers, we will stand and fight!! Limbaugh says, "Stand and Fight!!" The Right is Ri-i-i-i-ight!! Now, you can't fa-a-a-a-a-ake that Right is Right!! You can't fergit that Right is Right!!
FReegards...MUD
274 posted on 5/9/2004, 12:11:06 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Thrash'em!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Thrasher")
We are fightin' fer our children... Left's conspirin' to save Biden!! Right shall give it all we have to expose Truth!! 'Cuz the Righteous Way defines US... We can see DemLib'rals comin'... And Swamp's cretins don't like RightWing folks like you!!
Folks, Right's just gettin' fired up... Next, we'll fight the righteous fight... Fightin' to Nail Biden fer TREASON!! When I see Big Guv'ment growin' I... Look fer more than tax cuts, guys!! We are FReepin' fer the day when Truth Trumps SCUM!!
Folks, good FReepers are unbending... Mideast's an ancient rift we're mending. Life's an endless War of Ideas... Our Constitution's Great!! We'll FReep with our companions... Won't git lost with Marxist Minions!! We'll recall Dutch Reagan's brilliance... Liberty's Our Fate!!
C'mon FRiends, I know you've had enough... Join our Righteous Stand 'gainst Fools!! Head on out to where good patriots make their stand. Gotta one-way ticket to the Land of Truth... Yes, Ol' Mudboy's gotta band... We can't lose, my friends, you soon shall understand.
Left's a sordid predilection... RATZ're poisoned by deception... More Big Guv'ment isn't needed... My paycheck is MINE!! RATZ're lost in conflagrations... They're just 60's-style mutations... DeeCee's grotesque misrepresentations... RATZ're failing...failing.
Reject Left's Whore'd and strip RATZ bare... Swamp's just deadweight, you see!! Journey down the road without RATZ load. Right, show some spine...fight, Dem Librals are blind... We'll be FReepin' Washington, DeeCee... Shall be The Great Stand...counter-protest episode!!
'Cuz Left culture's vile but ending... With Big Guv'ments' wasteful spending!! The Right demands our FReedom...Socialists, Beware!! Weild the mighty Sword of Justice... RATZ are powerless to stop US!! Leftists' Hell is loss of Power... 'Cuz we're patriots who care!!
But me I'm not stopping there, Must Imprison TraitorJOE!! Fer so many crimes, RATZ must do their time!! When we thrash'im, folks, we'll have Left on the run... RATZ're dinosaurs of mind... Folks, you know the time has come to Do What's Right!!
(Mudboy on haunting harmonica solo to fade.....)
Mudboy Slim (4/15/2004)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"