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Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..."
Source: Black XVI
URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts
Published: Oct 18, 2021
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: None
Views: 176924
Comments: 3421

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!

How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE?
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin...
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mudboy Slim

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#249. To: Poker Face, Poker Kid, Poker?EYEjustMETher2dayOR2morrow (#246)

"Woodstock II (RightWingVersion)"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")

Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...

Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"

We are starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!

Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's burnin'...
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Them Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!

We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!

Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!

Mudboy Slim
(20 September 2000)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:20:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#250. To: All Rittenhouse Fanz, Ted Nugent, The Bear (#248)

TWO FITTY....

Amen!! And I am feeling a little "Impeachment Fever!!" to "Cat Scratch Fever"...yep.

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:23:40 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#251. To: Rush Limbaugh, David Limbaugh, Mrs. Limbaugh, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Budge, Hannity, Beck, Levin (#120)

"Money Ain't Nuthin'!!"
(To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")

I love the E-I-B...

Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it...
Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy.
Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it...
Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy!
No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it...
Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb...
Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers...
Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!

Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"...
Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee!
You choose the issue, and we'll debate it...
We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!

Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...

See that Petey Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup...
Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare...
That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane...
Left's IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!

We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption...
Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies!
We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us...
Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!

Lookatdat, lookatdat...
Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores...
Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums!
Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties...
Man, that Slick's just pond scum!!
But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?!
Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery!
Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!!
Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!

They're Lib'rals all...Reject Media Bias...
Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!"
We gotta oust those meek commentators...
We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!

Owww...listen here!
Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it...
It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!!
Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it.
Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!!
Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty!
I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!

Lib'rals are...Socialists!
I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!

(Chorus...to fade)

Quite SincereLEE--MUD

BTW...The Elitist Network Media's Continuous Coverup
of the Corrosively Calamitous Crimes Committed by
Clinton's Corrupt Cadre of Communist Co-Conspirators
Continues to Crumble...Cool!!!

79 posted on 10/28/2001, 9:00:37 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:34:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#252. To: All (#248)

Yep...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:40:10 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#253. To: All (#251)

"Slime"
(To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")

Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply."
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!

And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!"
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, DemocRATS, don't you feel contrite?!

Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive?
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!!
Unhh!!

But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray...
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!!

It's high time Right showed a li'l spine...
Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!!
Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!!
Slime...slime, slime...

Mudboy Slim

"Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime..."

To paraphrase the late, great Malcom S. Forbes,
"With all thy getting, get thee Justice!!"

MUD

1 Posted on 07/07/1999 20:11:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(hang'em@high)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:48:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#254. To: All (#252)

All DOGS LOATHE Biden/Brandon...

RAT-media is 100% RACIST and ANTI-American...MUD


Biden does NOT walk with a normal stride...
JOE shuffles his feet like a Demented Person.

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   12:58:07 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#255. To: Paul Cruce, Arator, Ticonderoga, RJayneJ, dirtboy, Askel5 (#253) (Edited)

"American Lib'ral"
(To be sung, angrily, to the Guess Who's "American Woman")

Unnhhh!!!

American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee!
Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee!
Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal Whore,
Don't want you to regulate no more!
I got more important things to do...
Than waste my time hatin' life with you!
"Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!!
DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"

American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee!
Enviro- Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees...
Don't come a'bitchin' around my store...
Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more...
Public Ed can stupidify,
But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES!
"NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay!
Feminist NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"

American Lib'ral, said get away-ay!
Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay!
Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores...
Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more...
We don't need your welfare schemes...
We don't need your class enmity!
Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies...
The Right will just convict his spies!!
Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!!
American Sheeple...when will you see?!!

GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more!
We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton!
Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye!
You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!!
Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye,
Tell'im what he's gotta do,
"Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!"
Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?!
Slick, ya gotta leave- eve!!

Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!

Mudboy Slim

To ALL who attended the FReeper/Judicial Watch Rally--

Thanks for showing me a great time...
I've never met a finer group of patriots in my life, and I spent 18 years as a Navy Brat amongst some of the finest fighting men and women this great Country has ever produced.
We're RIGHT...and the Long Arm of Justice is about to put an end to Slick Willie's TREASONOUS reign!

Please let me know about any future FReeper events at the White House...I'll be there with bells on!!

EaglesUp--MUD

1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(here.til.we're.done!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-03   13:06:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#256. To: All Sexy Conservative Women of Color, Candace Owens, Michelle Malkin, Lt. Gov. Winsome Sears, Gov. Sarah Palin (#254)

Nothing more sexy than Conservative Women of Color...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   12:51:31 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#257. To: goldilucky (#140)

"Black IV"

"Behind Left's Lies...(DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe)"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!

Folks, my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I blame you!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat...
If I waiver...please tell MUD to hack it...
Help US swarm...help US with your votes!!

No one knows what it's like...to be RATZ "bagman"...
To commit TREASON, McAuliffe LIES!!

Before and........MUD

Heh heh heh...T-Maxx the route to Slick Willie...
Everything Terry McAuliffe did vis a vis the FunnyMoney, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton did the same!!
We take down McAuliffe "under-the-radar" of the Ignorant Masses and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief goes to Prison NEXT!!!

Patriots, Let's ROCK!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 11/13/2001, 11:08:44 PM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   13:05:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#258. To: All (#256)


Angry Black Lives KILL ALL Matter of People!!


Got it?! Got it...


Well, at least Ol' Buttface Molester ain't FREDO the Incompetent MORON!!

Got it?! Got it...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   13:13:07 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#259. To: Snow Bunny, Landru, Alamo-Girl, detsaoT, Doctor Raoul, PhiKapMom, Geezerette, amom, KC Burke (#139)

"Simple Man" (Skynyrd Version)"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")

His Mama told Bill...when he was young...
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!!
Ah, yes...

Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is FAT!!
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is OLDE Chi-ca-go Scum!!

Slick, life is simple...have a plan...
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!

Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold...
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to MEAN, 'I never lied!'

Slick, be a symbol...make your stand!
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"

Slick lied, "I WILL!!"

(Guitar Jammin' by conservativemusician; BigMan; and DiscoDave)

You know the story...Slick loved himself!
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!

Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...New World Man!
Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!

Willie, you're a simple, Traitorous Man...
You are "Guilty!"...time to pay The Band...!?$$$!!?

Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   13:27:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#260. To: All Biden Supporters, Vinny, nolu_chan, war, ferret, meguro, Biff Tannen, Jethro Tull, Jhoffa_ (#256)

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   13:34:44 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#261. To: Skip Intro, war, Fred Mertz, CAPPSMADNESS, christine, Rotara, Auraka, Neil McIver, TLBSHOW (#259)

"Quirky Kinda Dude!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Certain Kind Of Fool")

MUD was a bold boy, raised in a strong family...
This Country is worth saving...we're hopin' folks LOVE Liberty!!
RATZ say that MUD is crazy...
MUDZ Right, but Dem Statists are FREAKS!!
MUD drove on up to DeeCee and challenged Left's PowerElites!!
Righteous shall STAND, oh yeah...
MUD wants to sing, oh yeah...
I want to see the RightWing dancin'...
Folks, listen to ol' Mudboy's dreams!!

MUD heard it on Rush Limbaugh...
Dem Marxists wanna screw up OUR Land!!
RATZ got the Nation reeling...Left's whinin' but Truth is Left's BAD!!
MUD's singin' fer OUR Country...he's practiced fer years without rest!!
And then one day MUD knew it...
MUD knew he would stand 'gainst the Left!!

RATZ got respect, oh yeah...
MUD wants the same, oh yeah...
And it's a quirky kinda dude who...
Likes to sing the sound of his screen name!!
Ooooohhh...

MUD's postin' on six Forums...he's singin' all accross OUR Land!!
He's earned a reputation...spreading the Truth, "Defeat TheMan!!"
It wasn't fer the money...DemFreaks, they shall be made to PAY!!
Left thinks that MUD is funnin'...but watch BigGuv'ment fade away!!

Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)

BTW...seriously, my friends, if I had to go and get a REEEAL job,
when would I find the time to do THIS?!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   13:43:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#262. To: All (#260)

Yep...lotta airheaded RAT-galz looking for REAL MEN, not Progressive "Men"!!

Terrorist Susan Rosenburg gets 58 year sentence commuted by Slick Willie...
Then she is on the Board for Black Lives Matter, the Marxist Hate Group!!

And NOTHING about this is the RAT-media...NOTHING!!

TRAITOR JOE is Mentally-RETARDED...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   13:50:05 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#263. To: All Syntaurz Musicians, BigMan, DiscoDave, LittleBill, JazzyJosh, D*monDre, JayMO, Stumpfy, the Artiste..., AceOnBass, KebMoWayne, Landru, FunkyDan (#261)

"Mudboy Slim!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Outlaw Man")

Right lives by God's law...MUD was born to confront SCUM!!
The righteous fight 'gainst Tyranny...
Fer the RightWing, I'll play "MUD"!!
In one hand, Right reads Bibles...
In the other, we've got our guns!!
RATS, git to know me...I'm America's son!!

Patriots, you can trust me...
Trust me, MUD understands!!
One life lived proud and bold,
That's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!

Just left my woman, she was naggin' night and day!!
Voted fer BO Obama...she rejected RightWing ways!!
Some of my friends LOVE Barry...
RATS seldom ever KNOW!!
Awake to Guv'ment's danger...
'Cuz Left steals hearts and souls!!
Lib'rals, just come and hug me...
Networks shall understand...
MUD's life it shall unfold...it's the life of a Redskin fan!!
Ooo....

(Sweet Syntaurs freakjam breaks out...)

Statists, don't try to schmoooze me...
Have y'all met "Funky Dan"?
One guy fightin' RAT-HO's...THAT's the life of ol' Mudboy Slim!!

RINOZ call MUD "KRAAAY-ZEE"!!
DemRATS are INSANE!!
Marxists call MUD "sinner", Lord...
Mudboy knows he AIN'T!!

Mudboy prays to Jesus!!
Jesus, Barry ain't!!
Briefers got no time to lose...
MORE BigGuv'ment's plumb INSANE!!
Outlaw man!!
Funky Dan!!
Mudboy Slim!!

Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution.
"

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:00:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#264. To: All (#262)


Isn't Little Joe just the cutest little POTUS?!


Works for every other RAT
(e.g. Clinton, McAuliffe, Fauci, Obama, Biden, etc. etc.)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:06:57 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#265. To: e_type_jag, mininggold, Fred Mertz, TLBSHOW, BorisY, byeltsin, ReaganMan (#263)

"Rockin' Cave!!"
(To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")

Hang around, silly BO!!
Don't you raise RATS' wails anymore?!
That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!!
Cap'n's pushin' age seventy three...
Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in old Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATS say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!"
Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears...
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!

Vote NOW, Patriots!!
OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!!
It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do.
Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd...
RATS' TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in ol' Virginny!!
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!!
Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!!
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)

Hear our sounds, feel our joy...
MUD's beatin Limbaugh to the green!!
That's MUD's belief...
The TRUTH is, "Barry LIES!!"
Church Hill's MUD's dream to Right!!
Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!

Folks, Mudboy's home again...
Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends...
We're singin', "RATS are silly!!"
Gonna be nice just t'see good folks...
Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!! :smokin:
Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!

Right must hear Founders, "Save Liberty!!"
Still, you know where MUD wantsta be...
YO Barry, can't you dig MUD's sound?!
Down In Old Virginny...
Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!!
Power DEVOLVED to many...
And I'd love to see my very best friends...
We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!!
I believe MUD's Rockin' Cave's taught me...

Mudboy Slim (28 February 2010)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:13:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#266. To: All (#264)


Sexy mama...

Sue George Soros for these anti-Justice AGs!!

Traitor Joe IS THE DUMBEST of the Herd...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:22:05 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#267. To: Murron, mel, AuntB (#265)

"Right!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Night")

MUD gets up every morning and he's wound up as hell...
He's gotta work late 'cuz BigGuv'ment's ringin' his bell!!
Don't you pout...yer yer father's son!!
Winning's the start of a beautiful run!!
Yes, Mudboy's Right!! Patriots, stock up yer house...
Stand up and fight...folks, rise up and DO WHAT'S RIGHT!!
Leftists' world is busting at its seams...
Right's rejecting Obama's Marxist dreams...
Holding on to what's Right...folks, we'll work all day...
Let's blow Left away 'cuz we're RIGHT!!

Yes, DeeCee's filled with Truth Evaders...
Obama LIES!! DemRATS are vile invaders!!
But "He's so pretty" say the Hollyweird stars...
Too bad Hope and Change won't power our cars!!
So, stand up and fight...fulfull Reagan's bold dreams...
Armed with faith in Liberty...proudly sing and do what's Right!!

Yes, we're in love with the riches Freedom brings...
Progressive Guv'ment retards righteous dreams...
Still, know MUDZ way is Right...
MUD works nine to five and somehow he's reminding what's Right!!
'Tis OUR day...Left's mighty corrupt, RATS are sooo VILE!!
We're FarRight!! We're gonna Devolve Power 'til DemRATS cry!!
Our future is Right!! We're the FarRight!!
Tyranny, we shall SMITE!!

And you know MUD shall be stalking Biden...
And we'll trap him somehow, I swear...
I swear we're Right! We LOVE Liberty!!
Lib'rals, all y'all shall KNEEL to the Right!!

(MUDZ alto-saxophone to end...)

Mudboy Slim
(Commenced 10 January 2010...completed 27 February 2010)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:28:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#268. To: All (#266)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:34:06 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#269. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#267)

"It's Hard to be a Saint in THIS City!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City")

MUD's skin's thick like leather, gotta righteous mindset like Rush Limbaugh...
MUD was born blue-blood Navy, but I thirst fer the Truth we'll show ya!
! Right must talk like Reagan, smite Progressive PUNKS...
DemRATS, we're gonna get to know ya!!
With MUD's Black Threads attacking Left's airhead FREAKS...
Lib'ral networks, Marxist twirps fight like girleymen twinks...
When I jog down Broad Street, friendly neighbors they beep...
Sweet sisters fell back and said, "Don't Mudboy look pretty..."
Dem [b]Marxists fer Obama[/b] whinin', "RATS run Richmond city!!"
US Church Hill boys sure talk gritty...
It's so hard to show restraint, so I'm witty!!

Mudboy's just cleaning his alley, MUD can talk some trash!!
Fightin' t'wits 'cuz they're awful, Devolve Power to the States at last!!
Truth is the Left's main problem 'cuz they're braindead RAT-FOOLS!!
This RightWing scrambler's whuppin' Guv'ment TOOLS!!
Next, we'll defeat Left's Power...Marxist Left we'll confound!!
Obama appeared like Jesus to RAT-freaks in DeeCee...
Promising the Land he would give RATS Health Care fer "FREE"!!
He'll feel MUD's sour breath on his neck, if we decide to IMPEACH!!
It's not hard to seem like Saints when yer bein' compared to RAT- FREAKS!!

RightWing's ragin' fer OUR Country...Right shan't quit 'til Left is DEAD!!
As DemRATS crack up, MUD's singin'...FarRight shall feed yer head!!
We'll fight against RAT-Power and we'll ping folks to MUD's thread!!
Folks, there's too much Fed'ral Guv'ment...FOOLS gotta wise up, Screw DeeCee!!
We're fed up, Barry smokes POT...Statists HATE those who are unique!!
MUD's heart keeps beatin' faster...Statists, KNEEL and kiss MUD's feet!!
Spending's MADE US this hole...sing, "To HELL with DeeCee!!"
And Dem Hokie spinsters shore look pretty...
Dem Lib'rals want yer wallet, whinin' "Nickels fer yer pity!!"
Still us Church Hill boys OWN this City!!
It's so hard to be a Saint when yer pretty...

Mudboy Slim (26 February 2010)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-04   14:38:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#270. To: A K A Stone (#227)

Bob Dole DEAD? Didn't realize he has been alive for the last couple decades...hmmm.

Kansan...GOPer...but a gutless RINO and an embarrassing Presidential candidate in 1996. Sardonic wit and a true Purple Heart recipient, but a Big Guvment RINO like John Warner and John McStain, and Mitt the Wimp Romney....GOPers to disdain as worthless gutless triangulating LOSERZ!!

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   6:30:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#271. To: Mudboy Slim (#270)

Bob Dole was an honorable man. A Trumper.

A K A Stone  posted on  2021-12-06   6:36:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#272. To: A K A Stone (#271)

I never said he was not honorable, but he was one of those old-timer GOPers who were perfectly content to sit in the Minority in the House and Senate for EONS!! RATZ must not be compromised with, not these present- day Marxist RATZ!! Marxist RATZ must be exterminated, legally and cold- bloodedly...sorry DeeCee BureaucRATZ, but we simply cannot afford to pay you and give you a Gold-Plated Federal Pension, so choose, one or the other...keep your jobs, or keep your pensions...and for those who leave, we will not be replacing you with more RATZ, we will replace you with technology and NON-VOTING ROBOTZ!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:07:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#273. To: A K A Stone (#271) (Edited)

Glad to know BobDole was on the Trump Bandwagon...did Dick Cheney ever get on board or is he still PO'd about not killing his host like Alec Baldwin did...?!

I know all the Bushes are BUTT-hurt over the shellacking TheDonald gave wimpy-Bush#3...RINOZ-extraordinaire!!

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:09:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#274. To: WWG1WWA, Vinny, Fred Mertz, TLBSHOW, Landru, jla, BufordP, kristinn, Angelwood, Doctor raoul, taxman, Captain Wonderful (#15)

"Black VI"

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Far Left, RATZ Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...HOO killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help U.S. out!!
We gotta STOP Biden...Crush JOEZ Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Socialism...let's do it NOW!!

(12/29/2001...Happy Birthday, MamaMUD!!)

BTW...Terrance P.(unk) McAuliffe is Complicit with ALL the EX-Traitor- in-Chief's Campaign Finance Abuse Felonies and TREASON!!!

It's High Time the Right INDICTED DNC Chairman Terry "Punk" McAuliffe, IMHO, of course!!

Slick Willie is a Liar/Felon/Rapist/Mass- Murderer/WarCriminal/Traitor/Tyrant...
However, he had a whole lotta help from the Left. The Vast LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd will Defend the Indefensible--again--at their own peril!!
When we INDICT DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe, the BrainDead Lib'ral Dem'RAT Masses won't have a clue that we are actually beginning The Discovery Stage for Slick Willie's INDICTMENT...
But the well-informed RightWing shall know, because we'll make it happen!!

Patriots, it's time to flex our muscles and show the Left who controls the GOP!! And it ain't McStain's RINOZ!!!

Let's ROCK...MUD

1 posted on 12/29/2001, 4:35:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
(Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:27:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#275. To: pookie18 (#268)


Indict, Convict, then Electrocute Dr. Fauci for Mass-Murder!!
SeriousLEE, y'all...MUD

Pookies Toons ROCK...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:32:47 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#276. To: All Hokie Supporters, Ward Smythe, Cyber-Band, Toothless ONE, (#274)

Hey ToothlessOne, not all Wahoo parodyists focus their angst on Der SchleekMeister, DemonRATZ, and the Vast LeftWing Med'yuh Whore'd, I reckon...LOL!!

"Bowl in California"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")

On a dark Blacksburg dirt road, cool outhouses there
Warm smell of the cow piles, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a hokie in plight
His drool was heavy and his light was dim, he wasn’t wound all that tight.

There he sat on his flatbed, he had a story to tell,
And I was thinking to myself, ‘I’ll bet he’s got him some bullchips to sell’
Then he lit up a reefer, and he’s puffin’ away
There were voices down the trailer park, I thought I heard them say

We’ll come to the Bowl in California
When we take first place [when we take first place], in the BCS race

The hokies will zoom to the Bowl in California
So break out the beer [find a bush real near], it’s time to kick some rear

As the new season started, our hokie team had high hopes
The tutors had done all their work, and the trainers had shot them with dope
But with Vick in the Big Leagues, and a brand new O-L
Our fortune rested on the shoulders of, a little girl named NOEL

But man-oh what a tough schedule, starting with the big least
(With) Temple, Rutgers and the Mountaineers, and ain’t that UCONN a beast
And then out of the conference, we got “directional schools”
Like “western” this and “central” that, our AD must be a fool

We started off lookin’ real good, stompin’ teams left and right
(Of course) it didn’t matter none to us, that our opponents were small slow and white
But when we searched for our highlights, they was nowhere in sight
The only tel-e-vision that we got, was Football Extra on Friday night!

We’ll come to the Bowl in California
We’re right on the pace [we’re right on the pace], in the title chase

We’ll never give up on the Bowl in California
A few days past New Year [few days past New Year], Hokie High we’ll cheer

With top teams beating each other, one by one watched them drop
But then Syracuse had other plans, and we choked on an Orange lollipop
(Our) Defense can’t stop the Panthers, and our offense just SUCKS
No more turkey magnets- no more flags, we tore them off of our trucks

His dreams for BCS twisted, bowl hopes crushed once again
Beat a lot of pretty sorry teams, that he calls wins
Take off those “Rose(bowl)” colored glasses, what you seeeee’s what you get
One year to remember, so this year they’ll forget!

So he called up the coaches, please bring an O-Line,
And they said, ‘we haven’t had no talent here since, 1999’,
And still those voices are crying ’There muuuuuust be a waaaaaay!’
, We’ve already booked our price-line flights, please don’t make us stay!

We’ll come to the Bowl in California
Or we’ll play any place [we’ll play any place], they’ll let us show our face

There’s plenty of room at the Bowl in California
And we don’t really care [we don’t really care], because we won’t be there

Last game of the season, blue ribbon on ice
And he said, ‘We are all just watchin’ right chere…on our home device.’
And in the nasty trailer, they gathered for defeat
They all thought their moment had arrived, but they just can’t win the Big-East

Last thing I remember, he was curled up on the floor
And he said ‘we got to git to playin’ back to the way we was before’
‘Relax’, I said, ‘tek man’, polls are no longer deceived,
You can play the cupcakes if you like, but you can never leave

To go to the Bowl in California,
You’re such a big disgrace [you’re such a big disgrace], your schedule’s 100th place
You’ll probably end up in the bowl with Carolina
Forty five to three [forty five to three], repeated history

So say goodbye to the Bowl in California
You’re such a big disgrace [you’re such a big disgrace], Go find your hiding place
You’d better just try for a bowl with indoor plumbing
What a nice surprise [such a nice surprise], for your cousin-wives….

Parody by The Lone Wahoo...(no relation whatsoever to MudboyHoo?!)

Happy New Year and FReegards...MUD

111 posted on 1/2/2002, 8:20:30 AM by Mudboy Slim

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:44:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#277. To: All (#275)

Gonna be a RAT bloodbath come November 2022...and 2024!!

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ZACKlee...MUD


RATZ B MORONZ!!


What took CNN sooo long to fire this corrupt, IMMORAL MORON?!

All DemRATZ are Marxist Enemies of the United States of America, as founded...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   13:53:20 ET  (7 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#278. To: Slyfox, William Jefferson BLYTHE Clinton, Slick Willie, CigarBoy, TinyPudWillie, SlickShootsBlanks, ClintonsALiar, CAL, goldilucky, Goldi-lox, Golden Richards (#259)

"Did somebody mention "The Clinton Legacy?" "

Thank you, Slyfox, for the following synopsis...

Lying Under Oath as President - 2 times
Lying Under Oath as Governor - 5 times
Lying Under Oath as Attorney General
Lying Under Oath in a Deposition
Lying Under Oath to a Grand Jury
Lying Under Oath as a Lawyer
Abuse of Power [countless times]
Obstruction of Justice
Deriliction of Duty
Bribe Solicitation
Taking Bribes
Bribery of Cabinent Members
Bribery of State Officials
Treason
Corruption
Graft
False Swearing
Malfeasance of Office
Perjury
Subornation of Perjury
Criminal Trespass
Witness Intimidation
Witness Tampering
Jury Tampering
Ethics Violations
Intentional Interference in the Administration of Justice
Misrepresentation
CIGAR ABUSE (unlit-allegedLEE)
Civil Contempt of Court
Criminal Contempt of Court
Contempt of Congress
Contempt of the American People
High Crimes
Misdemeanors
Deception
Conspiracy
False Testimony
Factually False Testimony
Misconduct
Serious Misconduct
Professional Misconduct
Notorious Misconduct
Obstruction of the Judicial Process
Recklessness
Grand Larceny
Extortion
Blackmail
Substance Abuse
Evidence Suppression
Illegal Foriegn Campaign Funding
Aiding and Abetting Espionage
Aiding and Abetting Terrorists
Aiding and Abetting Foriegn Dictators
Improper Exports of Sensitve Technology
Attempted Intimidation of Prosecutors
Destruction of Business Records with Intent to Defraud
Failure to Investigate Drug Trafficking
Real Estate Fraud
Criminalizing Frauds on Financial Institutions
Use of State Police for Personal Purposes
Illegal Loan Extraction
False Reports by Medical Examiners and Others Investigating Suspicious Deaths
Improper Futures Trading
Illegal Use of the Executive Branch
Character Defamation
Voter Fraud
Racketeering
Destruction of Evidence
Political Espionage
Money Laundering
Criminal Negligence
RICO Conspiracy
Misuse of Government Files
Desecration of Federal Ethics Laws
Judicial Intimidation
Conflict of Interests
Illegal Campaign Activity
Misuse of Corporate Assets
Ordering Politically Motivated Audits
Ordering Politically Motivated Investigations
Timing of War Influenced by Political Considerations
Misapplying Funds
Conspiracy to Defraud the Federal Government
Criminal Violation of the Privacy Act
Conspiracy to Conceal
Evisceration of the Right to Habeas Corpus
Misuse of Taxpayer Funds
Interfering with a Court Order
Theft of Government Property
Abuse of Taxpayer Financed Travel
Anti-American Espionage
Jeopardizing National Security
Aiding and Abetting Drug Traffic
Aiding and Abetting Organized Crime
Murder by Accessory by Witness Tampering
Murder by Accessory by Forgery
Solicitation to commit murder by accessory
Foreign Influence Peddling
Regular Influence Peddling
Corrupting Public Discourse
Providing False and Misleading Testimony
Interferring with a Custody Case
Kidnapping by Accessory
Child Endangerment
Sexual Harassment
Indecent Exposure
Sexual Abuse of Employees
Lewd and Lascivious Conduct
Exchange of Promotions or Benefits for Sexual Favors
Sexual Assault
Statutory Rape
Contributing to the Delinquincy of a Minor
Unfit to hold a law license
Conduct Unbecoming a President
Squandering the Public Trust

I'm sure we missed a few crimes here and there, but this is one heckuva start in listing why
Der SchleekMeister must be RE-IMPEACHED, CONVICTED, DETHRONED, DISBARRED, DE-PENSIONED,
DE-LEGITIMIZED, INDICTED, CONVICTED, IMPRISONED, AND NEVER ALLOWED TO BREATHE FREE
FOR THE REMAINDER OF HIS LIB'RAL BASTARD-CHILD LIFE!!!

IMHO, of course...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:05:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#279. To: All Fredo Fans...Fredo is DOGshit!! (#277)


ExactLEE Right...follow the money!!
DeeCee RATZ/RINOZ profit from Covid Hysteria and LOVE the Precedent Being Set!!


Thank you, BLM, Inc. and Antifa...RAT-KKKers from yesteryear!!

NO Fake NEWS is GOOD Fake NEWS, right?!

Sheeesh...RATZ B MORONZ...MUD33

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:14:52 ET  (6 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#280. To: All (#276)

TOO TRUE...Traitor Joe is doing the work of the Chi-Coms!!

TREASON is Punishable by DEATH...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:17:12 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#281. To: goldilucky, Landru, EdZep, HeavyD, TKEman, Arator, Jethro Tull, HalfIrish, poet, seattlesue (#120)

"Sheeple"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")

Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa...
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!

What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...

[The Lib'rals Prayer]
"Slick Willie's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"

But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul...
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!

Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Ol' Slick with a SCREEEAM!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!

Have you heard the News?!!
"Socialism's DEAD!!"
Soon, Joe we'll INDICT!! In Jail, JOE'll Grow BALD!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!

Heh heh heh...SlixMYbi+C#!!

MUD (7/26/98)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:25:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#282. To: All (#279)

WAAAAAAAaaaahhhh...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:28:38 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#283. To: sultan88, Snow Bunny, Alamo-Girl, iceskater, Flora MacDonald, HappyGal, cherrybomb_88, yankhater (#281)

"Federal Pen"
Sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin

Oh Justice,
Won't You put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?
He's done some evil things
And won't make amends.
Worked hard all his lifetime
A-Cheatin' his friends.
So, Justice,
Won't you put Slick
In a Fed-er-al Pen?

Oh Justice,
Won't you punish him
For his TYR-AN-NY?
The ChiComs bought him
With a lot of mon-ey.
We'll wait for Indictments
Each day until three.
So, Justice
Won't you punish Willie
For his TYR-AN-NY?

Oh, Justice,
Remember Foster
And Ole Ron Brown?
I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl)
The people "in the ground."
Prove that you Love Truth
And bring this guy down!
Oh Justice,
Remember Juanita
And Ole Ron Brown!

EVERYBODY NOW...
(FReepette Chorus jumps in)

Oh Justice,
Please put the LIAR
In a Fed-er-al Pen.
He was an obstructionist
And never made amends.
So, Justice,
Please put Scumbag
In a Fed-er-al Pen!!

170 posted on 1/3/2002, 6:56:38 AM by sultan88

Thank YOU to the Late, Great Sultan88...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:36:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#284. To: All (#282)

Regards...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:40:16 ET  (5 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#285. To: Scholastic, leadpenny, ALOHA RONNIE, Mia T, Mercuria, Victoria Delsoul, Luis Gonzalez, ironman, Race Bannon, Biff Tannen (#122)

"If You Wanna Git JOE BIDEN..."
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")

(Mudboy gittin' it on harp...)

I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help MUD fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...

I am...therefore, I FReep!!
Folks, I feel it in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the White House?!
Next INDICT!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna now CONVICT Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!

(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)

I never thought it'd be this easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we'll FReep Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Folks, we got Slick on the run!!
If you fear Country's in danger...
We gotta put Slick in a cell!!
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
We'll dethrone his soul to HELL!!!

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)

Folks, we're gonna git JOE BIDEN...
Lurkers, gonna git KAMALA!!!
Gonna send RATZ straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's "SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!"

FReegards...MUD

"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little."
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913

47 Posted on 08/16/2001 02:57:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(Left FEARS the Truth...Right Must Sing It Out LOUD!!!)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:48:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#286. To: All (#284)

Joe Biden is Mentally-RETARDED...and now he's OLDE and Corrupt...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   14:52:45 ET  (4 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#287. To: Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, poet, backhoe, Sultan88, Leesylvanian, EdZep, stand watie, Dukie (#285)

"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")

(spoken "2-3-4")

All these lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!

Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!

Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!

(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)

Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming...
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.

Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!

(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim)
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)

Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!

Please Lord, grant us the Power to change it...
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!

FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.

FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   15:00:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#288. To: sultan88 (#287)

BTTT...MUD

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-06   15:01:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#289. To: A K A Stone, meguro, ferret mike, JHoffa_, nolu_chan, Vinny, Biff Tannen, Skip Intro, Fred Mertz, sneakypete, StinkyPete, Ethyl Mertz, Badeye, war, Murron, HappyGal, goldilucky (#284)

Discuss.....

"All modern militaries now employ nuclear-powered ships and submarines...
If we can power subs with nukes, why not power our planes with nuclear energy?
And if we can power our airplanes and helicopters and rocketships,
Why not use nuclear energy to power all our 18-wheelers and our SUVs and eventually our entire automobile fleet?

After all, nuclear energy is the ultimate renewable resource, and it is almost 100% reliable.
Still gotta figger out how to deal with the left-overs from the nuclear reaction, but we shall adapt, imho...
Nuclear Energy is THE ENERGY of the FUTURE!!!"

Mudboy Zoso Slim
(7 December 2021)

"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2021-12-07   11:22:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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