Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:196439 Comments:3560
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Ol' Waco" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")
Kids slaughtered and Clinton's bloody... The blame it is all Slick's own... That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren... Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! Folks, we shan't bow to him... Righteous shall detach Slick's crown... Shouldda RESIGNED long ago... What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?! Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!
La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la... La la la la la la la la... La la la la la la la...
Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must cast Slick down!!! History shall record it so!! What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?! How could Gore run when he know'd?!
Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'... Why DID we raze Kosovo?!! War Criminals demand Justice!! [Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo... Kids dead in Kosovo... Four dead in Ohio?! Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!! Why weren't the Sheeple told?! REJECT RATZ MEDIA WHORE'D!!!
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks")
If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break... If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!! An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATZ got no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh... Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan... Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!! -ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATZ, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin' to find a Hero?!! All DemRATZ have sunken so low!!!! If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you... Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro. Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no... Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!! 'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! Ah~ooh-hooh.
All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh, Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!! A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
"Simple Man!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
His Mama told Bill...when he was young... "Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son. My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play... So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!! Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass! Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat. Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love... This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Slick, life is simple...have a plan... Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man. Willie, be a simple, kindly man. Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!
Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold... Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul! Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try... All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Slick, be a symbol...make your stand! Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam! Willie, life is simple...for a Man... You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick said, "I WILL!!"
(The BigMan, Disco, and Mordecai Brown lettin' loose like nobody's bidness...)
You know the story...Slick loved hisself! Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else! Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED! Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand... Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!! Willie, he's a symbol...Brave New World Man!! Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!
Willie, you're a simple, real awful man... You are "Guilty!!"...Time to Pay The Band!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/02/1999 06:05:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@frickin.lout)
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job." Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!) Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!! Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!! King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATZ Shall Pay!!!!! McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy. Seems that intern sure could suck... Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!! JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!! How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!! My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open. Just like the day...like the day we learn'd.... Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear. Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.
"Dubyuh's Stand!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")
(J-dog on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)
Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!! And DemocRATZ'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!! Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God... Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!! DemRATZ fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance... Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France... But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATZ or Ol' Slick Willie!! And the Libs round here are meek like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!! Freep the churches...give RATZ Hell!! Freedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!! Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!
The 4um gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!! We'll meet next to the White House exit line to sing against DeeCee's blight!! Folks, there's CORRUPTION up in the Beltway... Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!! Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our Righteous Fight!! We'll freep with pride 'til Clinton's debts are paid... Contract's made...We Shall RE-IMPEACH!! Libs trash our wars, trash our good name...suckers fer Big Guvernment dreams!! The EVIL LeftWing shunted...implodes 'cuzza rock'n'roll bands!! That face off against each other out in the street...Join OUR Righteous Stand!!
(Guitar jammin' by the Big Man)
In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage. My friends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!! Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country... Desperate as the Right moves on... RATZ're kooks, but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
(SlickWillie impersonator on saxaphone)
In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts freep... Bold ensigns fightin' fer what's Right...rememberin'... RATZ Power is lost...fool Lib'rals, they rot...refusin' to WIN...they surrender!! In the jukejoints uptown, the RATZ vile dream is fer Power!! BigShots reckon Power's their God-given Right!! RINOZ watchin while Independents're stole away... It's fer the World Right fights this noble fight!! Inside, the RightWing fight 'til Big Guv'ment's toast... You see, we're flesh while Left's fantasy!! Folks, the poets 'round here, we shout, "FReedom fer ALL!!" 'Cuz Right stands up fer our Liberty!! So come and freep fer what's Right...we'll peak fer our moment... The Right'll make an honest stand!! Left's mortally-wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!! The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
"Rich Men North of Richmond" (As sung by Oliver Anthony)
[Verse 1] I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day Overtime hours for bullshit pay So I can sit out here and waste my life away Drag back home and drown my troubles away
[Pre-Chorus] It's a damn shame what the world's gotten to For people like me and people like you Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is, oh, it is
[Chorus] Livin' in the new world With an old soul These rich men north of Richmond Lord knows they all just wanna have total control Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do And they don't think you know, but I know that you do 'Cause your dollar ain't shit and it's taxed to no end 'Cause of rich men north of Richmond
[Verse 2] I wish politicians would look out for miners And not just minors on an island somewhere Lord, we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat And the obese milkin' welfare
[Verse 3] Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds Young men are puttin' themselves six feet in the ground 'Cause all this damn country does is keep on kickin' them down
[Pre-Chorus] Lord, it's a damn shame what the world's gotten to For people like me and people like you Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is, oh, it is
[Chorus] Livin' in the new world With an old soul These rich men north of Richmond Lord knows they all just wanna have total control Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do And they don't think you know, but I know that you do 'Cause your dollar ain't shit and it's taxed to no end 'Cause of rich men north of Richmond
[Outro] I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day Overtime hours for bullshit pay
I've been pickin' on the same backboard since I was just a boy with a dream My daddy had a calf baby horse By down in the field, running backer and things Preacher talk about heaven son, it sure sounds nice At least I can tell them that I had me a slice Nobody singing songs about Virginia But sweet Virginia's always a singing to me
Down some old backer roads Where the green grass grows On down in the hills Where the folks on horseback rode Lordy I'll tell the youngins when I grow old What they all told me Lord, they don't never sing songs about Virginia But sweet Virginia's always a singing to me
I've got a lighter, I've got a bowl I know a spot where the law don't go Now we can smoke something My daddy never grow back in his day
Down some old backer roads Where the green grass grows On down in the hills Where the folks on horseback rode Lordy I'll tell the youngins when I grow old What they all told me Son, they don't never sing songs about Virginia But sweet Virginia's she's a always singing to me
Appalachian singer and songwriter, Oliver Anthony has struck a chord with his plaintive ballad, “Rich Men North of Richmond,” which remains No. 1 on iTunes. The song caused the incurable weenies at Rolling Stone to suffer a major fit of cognitive dissonance. Here was a real country boy with nothing but a $650 guitar (Gretsch G9220 Bobtail Round-neck Mahogany Body Resonator) and microphone, with no recording studio, singing a song that instantly resonated with millions of people. The single’s release and stunning reception may be one of the most extraordinary events in American recording industry history. In response, Rolling Stone senior editor and country columnist, Joseph Hudak, reported:
Right-Wing Influencers Just Found Their Favorite New Country Song In “Rich Men North of Richmond,” a singing farmer in Virginia blasts high taxes and obese people on welfare, and even appears to allude to Jeffrey Epstein.
Right-wing influencers are losing their minds over a new country song that just appeared on streaming services today. …
Apparently like so many people who work in America’s Fascist-Corporatist entertainment industry—an industry that imposed the strictest conceivable COVID-19 vaccine mandates and ferociously punished any artist who didn’t comply with them— Mr. Hudak is determined to remain tone-deaf to all heartfelt expressions by millions of working class Americans who have felt ever-more left behind and snubbed since the 2008 Financial Crisis.
Oliver Anthony—whose real name is Christopher Anthony Lunsford— not only sings the truth of how he feels, he writes with great candor about himself and the world as he sees it. As he recently wrote in a long Facebook post:
"People in the music industry give me blank stares when I brush off 8 million dollar offers. I don't want 6 tour buses, 15 tractor trailers and a jet. I don't want to play stadium shows, I don't want to be in the spotlight. I wrote the music I wrote because I was suffering with mental health and depression. These songs have connected with millions of people on such a deep level because they're being sung by someone feeling the words in the very moment they were being sung. No editing, no agent, no bullshit. Just some idiot and his guitar. The style of music that we should have never gotten away from in the first place.
My legal name is Christopher Anthony Lunsford. My grandfather was Oliver Anthony, and "Oliver Anthony Music" is a dedication not only to him, but 1930's Appalachia where he was born and raised. Dirt floors, seven kids, hard times. At this point, I'll gladly go by Oliver because everyone knows me as such. But my friends and family still call me Chris. You can decide for yourself, either is fine.
In 2010, I dropped out of high school at age 17. I have a GED from Spruce Pine, NC. I worked multiple plant jobs in Western NC, my last being at the paper mill in McDowell county. I worked 3rd shift, 6 days a week for $14.50 an hour in a living hell. In 2013, I had a bad fall at work and fractured my skull. It forced me to move back home to Virginia. Due to complications from the injury, it took me 6 months or so before I could work again.
From 2014 until just a few days ago, I've worked outside sales in the industrial manufacturing world. My job has taken me all over Virginia and into the Carolinas, getting to know tens of thousands of other blue collar workers on job sites and in factories. Ive spent all day, everyday, for the last 10 years hearing the same story. People are SO damn tired of being neglected, divided and manipulated.
In 2019, I paid $97,500 for the property and still owe about $60,000 on it. I am living in a 27' camper with a tarp on the roof that I got off of craigslist for $750.
There's nothing special about me. I'm not a good musician, I'm not a very good person. I've spent the last 5 years struggling with mental health and using alcohol to drown it. I am sad to see the world in the state it's in, with everyone fighting with each other. I have spent many nights feeling hopeless, that the greatest country on Earth is quickly fading away.
That being said, I HATE the way the Internet has divided all of us. The Internet is a parasite, that infects the minds of humans and has their way with them. Hours wasted, goals forgotten, loved ones sitting in houses with each other distracted all day by technology made by the hands of other poor souls in sweat shops in a foreign land.
When is enough, enough? When are we going to fight for what is right again? MILLIONS have died protecting the liberties we have. Freedom of speech is such a precious gift. Never in world history has the world had the freedom it currently does. Don't let them take it away from you.
Just like those once wandering in the desert, we have lost our way from God and have let false idols distract us and divide us. It's a damn shame."
"Muslims" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Muslims...my FRiends... When will yer Jihad disappear?! Arabs...my bros... Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good Allah in their souls... Saudi money...EVIL goals!! Please explain why them folks died!! But Muslims...my FRiends... 'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Allah...is innocent...yeah... Koran's Right...put HATE aside!! Muslims...we'll still love ya... Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep... Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!! Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!! And soldiers...Our Sons, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby... Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?! Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
FReegards...MUD
3 posted on 9/18/01 11:44 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"Fed'ral Prison Blues!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues")
I hear Left's pain a'risin'...it's growin' like their spin!! Folks, I ain't seen no Justice since before Clinton!! I'm stuck on FReepin' Willie...RATZ slime keeps stag'rin' on!! Still, RATZ stain keeps on growin'...come join the FReeperZone!!
When I was just a Newbie, Ol' JimRob told me, "Son... Always FReep Fer Truth, boy...reject Left's Sosh'list SCUM!!" Still, I FReep DemRATZ in DeeCee, just to watch them cry!! When I hear RATZ Med'yuh crowin'...I take a stand and fight!!
(guitar pickin')
I know there's proud folks FReepin...this internet StarWars' bar... Yer prob'ly drinkin' coffee...MUDZ smokin' big ceegahhs!! Well, RATZ know they've had it comin'...fer fightin' 'gainst the FRee!! But these FReepers keep on groovin'...and that's what inspires me!!
(guitar pickin')
Folks, if yer FReepin' hard fer Justice... If John Ashcroft's post was mine... You bet I'd force Justice a good bit further down the line!! Force Slick to Fed'ral Prison...CONVICT Clinton fer his crimes!! Then we'll let that RATboy Willie do his prison time!!
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
55 posted on 3/26/2004, 12:51:20 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Fools (Vote Fer Joe Biden)!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)")
Cruised into a bar on the shore Her picture graced the grime on the door She a long lost love at first bite Baby maybe you're wrong but you know that's alright That's right
Backstage we're havin the time Of our lives until somebody say Forgive me if I seem out of line Then she whipped out her gun Tried to blow me away
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
So never judge a book by its cover Or who you gonna love by your lover Love put me wise to her love in disguise She had the body of a venus Lord, imagine my surprise
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
Baby let me follow you down Let me take a peek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, all night Baby let me follow you down Turn the other cheek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, sue me
What a funky lady She like it like it like it like that He was a lady
Pre...MUD
76 posted on 3/26/2004, 10:24:02 PM by Mudboy Slim
"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATZ want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know...
RATZ LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATZ LOVE Tyranny... Right loves Liberty!!
Life sucks fer Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the FRee?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!! Socialism denies hope... That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!!
RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATZ LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!!
"Shed Powers!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know... Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!! He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals... Must devolve Power to the States... States, devolve Power to the Counties... Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!! Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!! In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
"Still a Righteous Nation!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")
Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!! I say to myself, "I like this Dubyuh guy..." Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true... But as much as I like George Bush...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!
An embarrassment to this Nation...Hanoi John!! Running against Hill'ry!! FReepers must retake this Nation... Guv'ment's against the FRee!!
Fools support Kerry...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee... Braindead poltoons...I prefer my Liberty!! Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"...but that just ain't Right!! More Power is what Left wants, Nation...let's FReep, DemRATZ we'll fight!!
I tell ya... America's 'bout Liberation...once again!! Fightin' to make folks FRee!! Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation... Fightin' 'gainst Tyranny!!
(Little guitar jammin' interlude)
So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray... "Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!" Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!! Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!
Seek Justice...fer Willie!! Limbaugh, he emboldens me... Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!! It's our reality...Left doesn't understand...me.
Mudboy Slim
13 posted on 7/29/2004, 5:03:52 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
TraitorJOE's got it rough... Left's gettin' desperate!! BIDEN's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give RATZ many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore Swamp's LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!! Left must confess!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!! RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Left is DEAD!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Muslims...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's hard...Demand the Truth!! RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Mudboy Slim
"Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemocRAT Party!!"
"EVIL's Destruction!!" (To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... RATZ dispairin'...Right's emboldened!! Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters... Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters... 'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Lib'rals tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play... Must reject RATZ fears...and FReepin's the way!! When Dem Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!! Gotta Country to save...put fascism in its grave!! Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy... TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
Medyuh tells me... Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
Sure. Ol' MUDZ so mad...at Left's belly-achin'... RATZ peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'... Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!! Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATZ must be quakin'!! Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken... All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!! The whole Marxist Whore'd...let's just eradicate it!!
Sosh'lists tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends... Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!! Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race... Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!! Grand Devolution's come...cede Power to the States!! Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!! Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
DemRATZ tell me... Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!" Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands Dem Marxists' destruction!!
Morning has broken, like the first morning Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird Praise for the singing, praise for the morning Praise for the springing fresh from the world
Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven Like the first dewfall, on the first grass Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden Sprung in completeness where his feet pass
Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning Born of the one light, eden saw play Praise with elation, praise every morning God's recreation of the new day
Pre...MUD
62 posted on 9/22/2004, 2:05:14 PM by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
I am gross and perverted I’m obsessed ’n deranged I have existed for years But very little had changed I am the tool of the government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious But you can’t look away I make you think I’m delicious With the stuff that I say I am the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I am the slime oozin’ out From your tv set
You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don’t need you Don’t go for help...no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are sold
That’s right, folks... Don’t touch that dial
Well, I am the slime from your video Oozin’ along on your livin’room floor
I am the slime from your video Can’t stop the slime, people, lookit me go
Pre...MUD
25 posted on 10/29/2004, 7:14:38 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Right Must Now Lead the World!!" (To be sung to Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World")
Everywhere, Left's FReeaks are scary... Fight RAT-fairies, tell me "Wha' 'bout Liberty?!" RATZ, they bitch, plead fer more... Must defeat Left's Marxist Whore'd!!
Right must now change the world... Rush'll tell you what to do... Folks, we'll FReep with George Dub-YOO!!
Righteous nation, Bush is leading... Save the needy...promote FReedom, why won't Left see?! Time is money...future's sunny... FReepin's funny...Truth is stunnin'...fight Tyranny!!
Right must now save the World... From Dem fascist Guv'ment tools!! Folks, yer FReedom's up to you!! Oh yeah!!
(Sweet guitar jammin')
Power devolution's...the Right solution!! Constitution...brings absolution!! Yes, Black is Right...RATZ are whores!! Right is just...win the war!!
Right must now lead the world... To a future Right and True!! Folks, yer children look to you...
Mudboy Slim
326 posted on 11/16/2004, 3:46:50 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
"We're RAD...the Nation's Right!!" (To be sung to ZZ Top's "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide")
Gee Dubyuh's mowin' down RATZ HO's with a righteous zeal... We got Rush Limbaugh on attack...we're gonna make Slick Willie SQUEEEAL!! We're throwin' down NOW...DemRAT Lib'rals FEAR OUR Might... FReepers're laughin', (but) we ain't jokin'...Fer Justice We Shall Fight! Yes, we're RA-AD!! This Nation's Right... RATZ're SA- AD...DemLib'rals BITE!!
FReepin' 'gainst Dem lightweights and their BigGuv'mentPlans... Got Sean Hannity on Fox...got ClearChannel makin' stands. We Support Troops'n'Justice...Left's just Brain-Dead FOOLS!! They smokin' whacky weeds...Dem Minions're Tyrants' Tools!! Welcome back!!! OUR Nation's Right!! Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!
(The BigMan givin' his guitar a workout)
Folks, Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford, Gonna Indict TerryMac...we'll git our tax rates lowered. RATZ Love Chi- Com Slick...OUR Great Country Bill betrayed, Dem Marxists are in trouble 'cuz folks know RATZ condone RAPE!! Right's RA-AD...OUR Nation's Right!! RATS're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...Slick We'll INDICT!!
Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail Once you provoke her, rattling of her tail Never begins it, never but once engaged Never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage
So don't tread on me
So be it Threaten no more To secure peace is to prepare for war So be it Settle the score Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore
Don't tread on me
Love it or leave it, she with the deadly bite Quick is the blue tongue, forked as a lightning strike Shining with brightness, always on surveillance The eyes, they never close, emblem of vigilance
Woo, no, no, no So don't tread on me
So be it Threaten no more To secure peace is to prepare for war So be it Settle the score Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore
Don't tread on me
So be it Threaten no more To secure peace is to prepare for war
Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail Once you provoke her, rattling on her tail
So be it Threaten no more To secure peace is to prepare for war So be it Settle the score Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore
"EX-Prez'dent Bill" (To be sung to Fats Domino's "Blueberry Hill")
I've had my fill...of EX-Prez'dent Bill, 'Cuz EX-Prez'dent Bill's...been lyin' to you! So what's the Deal?! Slick's a Communist shill!! He'll linger until...he hears it from you!!
The stench in the White House smells...Of Vile Tyranny! Despite the denials he's made...Slick's armin' Beijing!!
Though Bill's a cad...you Lib'rals love Bill, 'Cuz Your Hand's in the till! Ya love "Big Guv'ment Bill"!! But word, in the Congress, is..."Ol' Slick's history!!" And if DemocRATZ obstruct...We'll march on DeeCee!!
Yes, we'll Re-Impeach! But it oughtta be Bill... Resigning from Guilt...on Capitol Hill!!!
FReegards...MUD
55 Posted on 09/26/2000 19:58:35 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Woodstock II" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
Well, I came upon a dude named Rush... He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh... And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!" Limbaugh told me...
Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall... Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand... Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
We are starvin'...fer some Boldness... RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!! Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Folks, show the Left what Right is... Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!! Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice... Waco's burnin'... Democrats're the Party of Fear... FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?! Just IGNORE the Media Spin... Dem Marxist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened... We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!! We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!! By the time we got to Abe's spot... We were o'er One Million Strong... Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!! Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land... Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly... Demand Justice fer Slick's lies... Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Git Out, SwampRATZ!! Yer time's OVER!! Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!! 'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah- ah-arden!!
"Liar/Traitor!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Mak'er")
Oh, oh oh oh oh, Right has gotta ROLL... Oh, oh oh oh, Justice's on a ROLL!!
Oh, oh oh oh oh, Nation's gotta...ROLL!!
Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, BIDENZ Crimes are VILE!! Ay ay ay ay, must confront JOEZ Lies...
Oh oh ay ay, country, please...Let's ROLL!!
When I learned Dem Marxists condone crimes, it made me mad, mad, mad!! When I heard Left's Med'yuh Defend JOE, said, "Make a Stand, Stand, Stand!!" JOE, we still LOATHE you so, we can't let you go.
We LOATHE you. Ooh, JOEY, we'll git ya!! YEAH!!!
Oh, oh oh oh oh oh, every breath MUD takes, Oh, oh oh oh, ooh every move MUD makes,
Ay ay, FReepers, please...let's ROLL!!
Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, Left hurts this Nation's Soul, Oh oh oh oh, make Justice yer main goal,
Ooh, oh, ooh, Trumpsterz, please...Let's ROLL!!!
When I read 'bout treason RATZ commit, it made me mad, mad, mad. When I read RATZ "News" is complicit, it made me sad, sad, sad. JOE, we still loathe you so, we can't let you go.
We loathe you. TraitorJOE, we loathe ya. Ay!
[Guitar Solo]
Oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, make JOE a Prison 'Ho!! Oh oh oh oh, you don't have to go,
Oh oh oh oh, ooh patriots...
Babe, please, please, please, please.
[Riff 1] until fadeout /w lyrics ad lib.
Heh heh heh...work in progress...MUD
352 posted on 12/18/2001, 12:11:29 PM by Mudboy Slim
"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
(spoken "2-3-4")
All these lies we've been fed... Left says we shouldn't care. Lib'rals just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!" Folks laugh, they think we're playin'... FReepin' BIDEN fer his Crimes... But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!
Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Or the Med'yuh report on JOEZ Tyranny?!! It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country... C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!
Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'... Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)
Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming... Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!! Good folks needta stop and think about...well, JOEZ Chi-Com TREASON... Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it... Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!
(key change to A for piano solo by Dr. MonDremo) A E D (played 4x) (back to G)
Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! But the things Left write about us prove they're RATZ WHORE'd!! You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland... But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it... Show all the World We're Right and DeeCeez WRONG!! 'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me and mine REJECT SWAMPZ SCUM!!
Patriots, I foresee JOEZ Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! Folks, help me and mine drain DeeCeez Swamp...
FReegards...MUD
364 posted on 1/10/2002, 10:59:40 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Heard It On Rush Limbaugh!!" (To be sung to the Marshall-Tucker Band's "Heard It In A Love Song")
(Mudboy on Irish Whistle)
I ain't never been with a talkshow long enough... Fer my views to take hold. MUDZ been'a DittoHead so long now, the Truth must be told. If I ever settle down...Rush speaks my mind!! And it's damned high time that FReepers show a li'l spine!!
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong.
I'm the kinda man...likes to have his say... Like to start FReepin' against Dem Marxists today. Lib'rals say that they love you, even though Left don't... Let's help Dubyuh, man...it's time, we're Right, "Let's Roll!!"
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... He's that dude who knows all!! Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong!!
(More Mudboy on fife...seriously...then a li'l ticklin' of the ivories)
Ain't gonna be leavin'...'til Dem Lib'rals fall. Wish y'all would come, but we don't need no Poltroons taggin' along. Yes, we'll fight back DemWhores...gonna stand against JOEZ Lies. We'll stay year after year until the Swampz Fear drops from yer eyes.
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong.
DemLib'rals are all damned freaks, RATZ love what's bad, Left's bad, we'll FReep 'em in time. Truth's the hardest thing...Right's always tried to whup Marxist slime. Medyuh ignores TREASON 'cuz DemSycophants LOVE Slick Will. Slick was born a rapist and a liar and I guess he always will...
Heard it Rush Limbaugh... Justa Lovable Fuzzball!! Heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Can't be wrong!!
"House of the Biden Scum!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... There lived the Vile Bidens!! And JOEZ been the Hero of many Lib'rals... Yet JOEZ a bag o' scum!!
JOE Biden is a TRAITOR... He sold his soul fer cheap!! Our FReedoms are endangered, folks... 'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing JOE Biden needs... Is fer his TREASON to be judged!! 'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'... Is when we string RATZ up!!
Slick killed them lasses down in Texas... Slick torched that Waco Compound!! Folks, the only pleasure RATZ gets outta life... Is when they're Abusin' their Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen... We gotta do what must be done!! Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee... That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on Left's WHORE'd!! Yes, we SHALL remove JOEZ Stain!! We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Let's put that boy in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... JOEZ Fate is in Prison!! We're goin' back to force Congress... Vote to Impeach Biden!!
It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee... We shan't condone TREASON!! Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers... Yes, We'll DETHRONE BIDEN!!!!
Howdy, my fellow southerners...these R.E.M. dudes are good ol' Georgia Boys from Athens:
"Right's Winning" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!!
We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze. Biden, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse! Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Biden first... That's our solemn pledge! JOEZ Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!! Must make sure all the Sheeple understand. We shan't let Traitors go...JOE Biden must be caught! We'll avenge the Afghan Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked! JOEZ crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!! Right's winning...remember as we fight... November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
RATZ, watch my dreams come true!! JOE Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!! Left's vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
JOE, your crimes condemn you...JOE, we shall soon judge... Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly... MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
(Reprise)
Ignore the Swamp's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATZ love Liars! Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right... Come join our Righteous Fight!!
"The Liberal Lie!!" (To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile, And he knew if he had his chance, That he could make those suckers dance, And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile. But Whitewater's a nasty river, Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver. With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep, Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect. I can't remember if I cried, When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied, But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemocRATZ Lie, Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry. Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Are you one of "The Ignorant"?! And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so? And do you believe RATZ didn't know? Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco? Well, I know that you're in love with Slick, But his Administration makes me sick!! Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!! Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck, Lookin' for redemption and DemWhores who suck, But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!
I started singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter, But their "One-World" was vile!" And them Left-Wing fools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy." Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze, While Bill's grown fat on funds Chinese, But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"! Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen, With a strength derived from livin' free, In a voice crying out fer Liberty!
And while the King was feelin' down, Good FReepers run him outta town. The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned. And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx, Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park, Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!
Mudboy's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie, Drove the needy to addiction while RATZ smoked to get high!" And Left's Union Thugs kept makin' some Good Folks die!! Singin' "This'll be the day that we die! There'll soon be the day that Slick fries!!!"
Senate hearings in a Summer swelter, John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter, He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast. Leftist whores can kiss my ass! While DemocRATZ cry, "Just give Bill a pass", Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"! Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed, While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune. The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance! 'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field, Good patriots all refused to yield! Do you recall how freedom feels? Today Fascism died! We kept on singin'... "Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies, Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!" Network Media twits, they just continued to lie, Singin' "This'll be the day Left won't lie! This will be the day the Left Dies!!"
Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face, Spoiled generations lost in space, With no time left to start again! So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick! DemocRATZ...ya gotta dump yer prick, 'Cuz election's only just around the bend. For as I watched Bill up on that stage, MUDZ hands were clenched in Fists of Rage, Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell! And as Mankind flew high and to the Right, To Fight the libertarian Fight, I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died! Ol' Ronnie's singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies, Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!" And Billzabubba's snortin' Cocaine with Spies... Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS! Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"
It seems the Media's a bit confused, So I urge you, ignore RATZ Network News, That's why their ratings're down to stay. As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore! But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleemed, The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed... 'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken. And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died. And they were singin'... "Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies, Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!" And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye, Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that WE SPIED!"
MUD was singin'... "Bye-bye, Miss American Pie, Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry." And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, Singin', "This'll be the day the Swamp dies! This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
Regards...MUD
1 Posted on 08/23/1999 00:08:52 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"We'll Know Sweet Justice" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")
Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!! Slick couldda stopped the Taliban... Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze... How could he lose?! Press hides the news.
Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?! The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil Band!! Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!
We know El Rushbo knows... We know John Ashcroft knows... We know that Dubyuh knows... Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!
Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!! Guilty associates... True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!! Guilty Marxist HO's!!!
Ignore dem RINOZ...word is they're not too brave. They're lasses that hide from conflict... They waste the air that they breathe... Good Patriots lead again!!!
We know Rush Limbaugh knows... We know George Dubyuh knows... Patriots, show the Country how... Sweet Justice Bless our Righteous Home!!
FReegards...MUD
11 posted on 2/13/2002, 10:10:42 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Justa Criminal" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down... FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come... Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff... Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on Mo's Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlixMYbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know...you must fear our desires... Justice fer thugs...time to face the choir!! RATZ are cloven, Willie...Yer a Liar!! Ashcroft is racin'...Left can't keep up... The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the horses of Truth'n'Justice... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Marxist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect the EX-Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!! Lib'rals kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War... Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!! Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...RATZ gotta wonder... How far protectin' Slick they'll go! Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!! The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!! This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!! Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black... RATZ Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!! This World is filled with Good and Bad... How shall our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold FReepers taught me so... Fine time fer an uprise... RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!! The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls... Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the FReepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring True Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and nice. We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannus!!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it....
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)
"Muslims" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Muslims...my FRiends... When will yer Jihad disappear?! Arabs...my bros... Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good Allah in their souls... Saudi money...EVIL goals!! Please explain why them folks died!! But Muslims...my FRiends... 'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Allah...is innocent...yeah... Koran's Right...put HATE aside!! Muslims...we'll still love ya... Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo by Dr. MonDremo)
So...daughter, gently sleep... Fer yer future Daddy FReeps!! Avenge bil Clinton's shameless crimes!! And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby... Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join our fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?! Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
FReegards...MUD
3 posted on 09/18/2001 11:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure... All RATZ Minions Are Dolts... They're defilin' folks' true right to FReedom. When Left first hears...they know... Medyuh WHORE'd is RATZ 'HO'!! HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for. Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. And RATZ're lyin' 'bout JOE Biden's Treason. There are signs Swamp MUST Fall... 'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure... And you know Biden's words have no meaning. In a cave, reading books, There's a Patriot who sings... "Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!"
Oooh...it makes me wonder. Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get... When I look at the Left... And my spirit starts sighing "They're dimwits!!" Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing... Rings of smoke from MUDZ cave... Heed the voices of those who heed Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder. Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon... "If Right all sings in tune... Then, TruthSayers shall lead us with Reason!!" And a new day will dawn... For those who stand strong... And our children will burst out in laughter!! (Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
If there's a question in your head, folks, Don't be alarmed now... It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!! Yes, there are two paths you can go by, And, my Lib'ral FRiends, Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder. Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Country's drownin' and RATZ won't go... To where Ol' Slick's goin'... John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!! Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?! And did you know... Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's... Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows. There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!! Who knows what's Right...WE want to show... How America's future is gold... And if you listen very hard MUDZ tunes will come to you at last. When all are one and Guv'ment's small-yeah... 'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right let Dem Medyuh Marxists make US their fools!! Swamp takes all OUR money...to pay DemRAT WHORE'dz!! Now RATZ're with some of Xi's Chi-Com Buddies... Treasonin' with Ol' TraitorJOE!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I dream...next, Right Shall FReep!! Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Marxist DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Medyuh WHORE'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's Tyrants!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Marxist DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Medyuh HO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Marxist DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Medyuh HO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight RATZ Tyrants!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
"King of the HO's" (To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...We Shan't Fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!! Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the HO's!!!
Slick's ceegars sure do stink... Masturbatin' in his sink. Hill's a worn-out dried-up shrew... Bill ain't touched her in many moons!! Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around... Short...and not too big around! Left prays...to their King on their knees... King of the HO's!!
Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan...and Soddom's Slick's FRiend... Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!! Slick's got his hand out in every town... Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!! I sing...Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the HO's!!! Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Heads Up...Mudboy Slim
2 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:52:00 PDT by Mudboy Slim
I'm tired of this dirty old city Entirely too much work and never enough play And I'm tired of these dirty old sidewalks Think I'll walk off my steady job today
Turn me loose, set me free somewhere in the middle of Montana And give me all I've got coming to me And keep your retirement and your so called social security Big city turn me loose and set me free
Been working everyday since I was twenty Haven't got a thing to show for anything I've done There's folks who never work and they've got plenty Think it's time some guys like me had some fun
Turn me loose, set me free somewhere in the middle of Montana And give me all I've got coming to me And keep your retirement and your so called social security Big city turn me loose and set me free Big city turn me loose and set me free
Pre...MUD
174 posted on 1/29/2003, 7:56:32 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Take It To The Senate!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")
Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky... While the HildaBeast's playin' "The FOOL!!" Slick keeps lying about "those women" he's used...used like SlixTools!! You know Bill's always been a creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round... And it's so hard to change...Lib'rals like to go down!!! But these crimes we've seen lately... Slick's a Whore fer Power, tearin' FReedoms down and sellin' out to Beijing!!
So join US on the high road...tell Ashcroft, "INDICT!!!" Take it to the Senate, RE-Impeach RATS' Slime!!!
Bill just spends all his time hustlin' money. Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes. When it all falls to pieces tomorrow, Slick'll do Prison Time!!
I know y'all're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care... That EX-Prez'dent's a Whore...Left loves their Tyrant PIGS!! Still, this Country's worth retrievin'... Right'll come storming back, STAY on The Attack... Next, We'll WHUP [enter RAT POTUS nominee '04]!!
So join me on the high road...Demand Slick, "Resign!!"** Take it to the Senate...Convict RATS' Slime!!!
Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach Bill Clinton!! Take it to the Senate, it's Justice Time.......
(Chorus to fade)
MUDBOY SLIM
1 Posted on 06/12/2000 12:40:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)
"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, JOE Biden... We're gonna Impeach!! Medyuh FReaks got NO SAY, Kamala!! Biden's Gonna Git FReeped!! JOE, Right's been stalkin' you so long... You know Truth's here to stay!! Got you in a stranglehold, JOEY... RINOZ, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
JOE, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?! Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR... Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee... Socialism's sooooo passe'!! Got RATZ in a stranglehold now, Country... Let's DETHRONE JOE TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
Patriots, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Congress, it's time YOU said so!! The Sheeple think Right and RATZ are the same... They're CONFUSED...JOEZ TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...Fight RATZ SCUM!! Come on...JOEZ a BUM!! Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!! Come on come on come on come on up!! Come on come on come on come on, Nation!! Come on, Trumpsterz, COME ON!!!
Marxist views are fer RAT-cowards!! DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!! If Senate gets in our way, Nation... You know Truth'll force Dems OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me... Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!! Got JOE in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals... Trump's Gonna Whup his A$$!!!
"Slime" (To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")
Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply." So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?" He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!" So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah! Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime, Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right! Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!
And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!" So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right... To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in? If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'" Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime, Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right! What's this, DemocRATZ, don't you feel contrite?!
Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive? We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears! "TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!! Unhh!!
But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray... But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay. So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs... I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..." Wooo!!!
It's high time Right showed a li'l spine... Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime... Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!! Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!! Slime...slime, slime...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/07/1999 20:11:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"RATZ Ain't Free!!" (To be sung to John Lennon's version of "Stand By Me")
Folks, the Right must come...'cuz Big Guv'ment's dumb... Marxist gruel is the greatest blight I see!! No, I shan't be ashamed...no, we can't be ashamed... Just as long as Right stands fer Liberty!!
Media LIES 'cuz they're Guv'ment pawns!! We'll rumble...they'll fall... And Big Guv'ment shall devolve from DeeCee. It ain't Right...RATZ ain't Right!! Folks, Left profits from Fear!! Patriots must take a Stand...'gainst Tyranny!!
And Lib'ral Media, RATZ ain't free!! So, stand with me!! RATZ ain't free!! RATZ ain't free!! RATZ ain't free!!
(BigMan on guitar)
All right...come on, Media!!
Dem Marxist dreams're trouble...RATZ LOATHE you and me!! Let's Vote fer Liberty!! Yes, liberty!! Can't you see? RATZ ain't free!!
So c'mon, Voters, sing with me-eee! Liberty...NOT Tyranny!! You shall see...RATZ ain't free!!
The liberal will give you a handout Conservatives, a helping hand Liberals think you’re just a lout, a pebble in the shifting sand
They’ll give you a monthly check just give them your vote for a few pieces of gold your dignity has been sold
Liberals want generations of people on the dole they want a nation which has no Soul
We say, we’re born to be free liberals say, not you, just me they will provide “security” but, you must give up liberty
Liberals don’t want God in schools they give us government tools propagandizing our children into fools “teaching” them to “ feel”, not think placing this nation on the brink
They are in for a surprise the beast they idolize, the one they admire will be cast into the Lake of Fire, the culmination of Yahweh’s ire
Now don’t get me wrong, conservatives have gone along, we’ve made many mistakes we’re willing to admit at times we didn’t get it
If there’s one weakness we have, we accept speeches as salve, wanting to believe what we’re told by thieves
They speak of the Lord striking a chord, for those of us who believe, accepting the deceit they weave
It’s time we woke up no longer drink from their cup nor let them use us anymore these political whores
Matters not the label they wear they don’t really care they just want us to be there to vote them in to continue their corruption without interruption
Copyright 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved August 4, 2002
"FRee Iraq!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATZ're Sleazy BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Libs're like pre-teens...RATZ don't have a CLUE!! Left LOATHES our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Swamp's hustlers and RATZ schemes!! Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's destined to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Forty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS Right!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!! Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! RATZ're "shocked"...Left's a$$es Right Shall Kick!! Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
"Hell Is For Liberals" (To be sung to Pat Benatar's "Hell is for Children")
They lie all the time, to increase their polls They tread in the wrong & we pay their tolls Tax ‘ya and spend it, that’s their style Yours and mine become one in the same In the eyes of a lib’er’al
Because Hell Hell is for liberals And you know that their little lies they will never confess Hell Hell is for liberals And you shouldn’t have to suffer to live The American way with your hard earned pay
It’s all so confusing, this taxation abusing You’re Stalin’s prodigy, and we won’t let Rush bother you Be a good little ‘Rat and you’ll be Slick’s new toy Tell the people the rumors are true
Because Hell Hell is for liberals And you know that their little lies they will never confess Hell...Hell is for liberals And you shouldn’t have to pay all the money you made into taxes & SSI
No, Hell is for liberals
Hell Hell is for Hell Hell is for Hell Hell is for liberals (repeat 2 x’s)
Lyrics by cherrybomb88
216 posted on 4/11/2003, 3:44:29 PM by cherry_bomb88
"What's the Truth?!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")
Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh... Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go? Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways... Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!" Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!" Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!" Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys? We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!! While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"
My little boy of five, playin' in the yard, Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?" [yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.] "Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!" Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!" Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school, As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule... No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down, While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!" Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"
EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand, The man with the Book says, "Raise yer hand... Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' " Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care." 'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore, Nobody really trusted Slick no more. Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware... That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!! Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"
Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze... Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!! FReepers protest in the Public Square, While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!! Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"... Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!! The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today, And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!! We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!" 'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"
A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD
404 posted on 4/15/2003, 2:22:15 PM by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations...The League of FReeNations!!)
"Lucky Man" (To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
He had the zealots, and harems by the score... Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said. Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!
He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
But soldiers soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! His zealots couldn't save him, so WE SHOT "bin", and HE DIED!!!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim
46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!)
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today And then the one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking And racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older And shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines Hanging on in quiet desperation it's the English way The time is gone the song is over, thought I'd something more to say.
Pre...MUD
507 posted on 7/19/2003, 10:07:25 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Already Gone!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... Ol' Rush said, "RATZ're gonna put Slick on the shelf!! But let me tell you...MUDZ got some news for you... And you'll soon find out Right's True... 'Cuz Slick's gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
'Cuz Slick's already bombed... And Right's feelin' strong!! MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
This Prez'dent fer whom RATZ voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!! Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE... You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right (WE're Right!!)
And Left's already done... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... Woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
Willie knows it was YOU FOOLS who gave Slick Power... Clinton knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!! So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains... And YOU never even knew YOU ARE the key!!
But me, I'm already gone!! And I'm feelin' strong!! Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song... 'Cuz Slick's Already Bombed!!
Yes, RATZ're already gone... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... 'Cuz RATZ're already done!!
Yes, Slick's already buggered... Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!! All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
295 posted on 12/29/2002 12:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Poltroons!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
It's true!! The Left's been had... Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent. You Lib'rals, you let JOE into yer heart... Now we must start to make it better!! Poltroons, don't be afraid... Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!! The minute we accept JOEZ corruption, DemRATZ will win...we'll've sanctified SIN!!
Yeah, Biden says, "Left feels yer pain." Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me 'Our World Will End Without him!' And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS, Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in JOEZ Spin!! Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Hey News, you let US down... JOEZ a Traitor...let's go and GIT HIM!! Swamp-fed Media, you shouldda known from the start... Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
So sing out loud about JOEZ sins... Patriots...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!! Folks, don't you know DOJ's screwed?! Networks, you too!! Left's Template offends all Good Americans!! Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Poltroons, don't look so sad... JOEZ a bad man, he'll go to Prison!! You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from JOE... Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!! Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah... Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah... Poltroons....
"Bill Clinton" (To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")
RATZ HO's seem to come and go...yeah! Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast, Rapin' many...trustin' none!! Killing children, 'cuz it's fun... But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!! Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...
Left stains, DemRATZ think Slick's sane... RATZ LOVE Hussein!! Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!! Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight... There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!! Good Patriots FReep RATZ Chi-Com spies...Let's FReep Bill Clinton!! Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...
My FRiends, a new morning dawns... Yeah, Slick he's on the run... MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares... Care enough to DO YER SHARE!! Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im...Roll on...Roll on!!
RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows... Shall more DIE while Clinton rolls?! Will RATZ see Slick's feet of clay?! Wellstone's Spirit stole away!! But MUD knows that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!! Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!! Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm... Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!
FReegards...MUD
243 posted on 11/02/2002 9:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Sheeple Gotzta Be FRee" (To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")
All the World over, it's so easy to see... Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee! Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' JOEZ TYRANNY... DETHRONE RATZ TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be... If everyone learned to FReep JOE Biden! Unh hunh... Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!! Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' JOEY?! Now...help US now!! All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee... People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!! We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee... People really care...you must believe me!!
"If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand... All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah... Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually... And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"
Buh-uh-uh-ut... I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea... Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!! Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin JOEY... Now that's a vile bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!
Get RIGHT on board, now... Oh, what a feelin'...wontcha come on and FReep!! Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee! All patriots say come on and go see... Sheeple are awakening...good folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!
See that train over there... That's the Train of FReedom!! Biden'll soon take a dive...any minute now... You know it's been a long...long overdue! Look Out, Donald Trump's comin' right on thru...
Mudboy Slim
3 Posted on 09/02/1999 23:58:33 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Less than 20 years ago, a $2 Trillion Federal Debt was seen as unfathomable...sheeesh!! These days, Bidenomics requires an ANNUAL $2 Trillion deficit!!
"More Than $2 Trillion!!" (To be sung to Boston's "More Than a Feeling")
The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone... RATZ have no future...with Jean Kerry!! Right votes fer Strength, not like Left Gone Wrong... Still, our liberties are stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) When we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!) RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away... We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
So many FReepers have come and gone... Their mem'ry fades as the years go by. Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh... Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
The Congress needs FReepin'...(more than $2 Trillion!!) Folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!) RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away... High time that Conservatives win the day!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
When I'm tired and feelin' old... I think about Reagan, who saved the day!! And dream of the men who used to know... If we close our eyes, FReedom'll slip away!! DemRATZ must pay!! Right must hold sway!!
The LeftWing is reelin'!! (more than $2 Trillion!!) Folks, we've heard RATZ ol' songs they always play... (more than $2 Trillion!!) The Nation needs FReepin'...(almost $3 Trillion!!) 'Till we see KerryMan slink away... We Shan't Let Slick Willie Git Away !!
"Peace is Right!!" (To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")
Yeah...Left is feelin' kinda low 'cuz Slick Willie's their favorite... Kerry's such a Commie 'Ho!! Hill'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!! HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I understand it's a big decision... Gotta choose between Left and Right!! FReepers, rise up fer Guv'ment Recision... Show all the World we know Peace is Right!! Yeah...go go go!!
Folks, we've heard enuff of Left's Med'yuh chatter... RATZ been in charge fer too long!! Can'tcha see there'll come a day when TREASON MATTERS?! Let's hope that day's before yer gone!!
I understand it's a big decision... Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReep the Left into submission!! All we want is fer folks to do what's Right!!
Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead... Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!
(Guitar jammin')
Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!! Devolve all that Power to thee... Rise up, FReeperPower...must believe Right's Winning... Rise up fer our Victory!!
Oh-ahhh-oh!! I understand it's Life's Big Decision... Gotta choose between Left and Right!! FReep DemRATZ into submission... Tell the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!
Future's just ahead...Join our Righteous Thread...LEFT IS DEAD!!
"Right, Show Some Spine!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line")
Uhmmm... We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time... We keep our heads up fer RATZ "perfect crimes"... Let's show some spine...'bout friggin' time!!
Uhmmm...Left finds it very very easy to be fooled... RATZ find themselves alone when each vote's thru!! Left, please admit that JOEZ a foolish dude!! Reject Swamp's LIES...it's FReepin' Time!!
Uhmmm...We'll find a way to FReep RATZ with our minds... We'll give Left cause to doubt what's sanctified!! Fer you, I know we'll even fight to turn the tide... Let's show some spine...it's FReedom Time!!
Uhmmm...We keep a close watch on Left's Commie Slime... MUD keeps his eyes wide open most the time... We reach our hands out to the souls that try... It's Justice Time...we'll stay on-line!!
"TraitorJOE!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")
TraitorJOE, we're opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh... Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh... I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!! I loathe the way RATZ wriggle, Left snickers and it mocks!!
TraitorJOE...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!! Yeah, yer scum...damn yer Socialist LIES!! Ooahhohh...
(Little guitar jammin')
Ohhahhhhohhhhh!! TraitorJOE, why won't you close the border?! Ohahhohh... Yer "policies"...are just Treas'nous LIES!! We loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!! We want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!
TraitorJOE, we're opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...ohahhohh.. We object...to yer Chi-Com SPIES!!
"Just & Bold!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs... We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!! FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!! Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!! I ain't gettin' old. Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Dem RINOZ shall fold.
(MUD on harp...)
It must be understood...DemRATZ're No Good!! Left loves Big Guv'ment...and Swamp's crimes are bold!! Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines... To keep insisting that the Truth be told!! Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!! Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!! RATZ are gettin' old!!
(MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...)
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!! Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!! It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....
Mudboy Slim
78 posted on 4/28/2004, 9:14:58 AM by Mudboy Slim (IMPEACH TraitorJOE Biden!!)
"Obama's Bold Push!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "After The Goldrush")
Yes, they dreamed they saw a righteous army pleadin', Prayin' fer things from their King. There were Leftists kneelin' and young girls squealin'... Sang, "Barack is Liberty!! 'Cuz we got Big Change comin'...Dubyuh's DONE!!" Our youth's voting fer a dream!! Hope that Brother Barry is "The One"... Who can keep this Country free!! Pray that Prez'dent Barry is "The One"... Who will keep my Nation free!!
Press was lyin' fer their Lord Messiah... A tingle ran up their thighs. Networks swear that they ain't biased... Whilst ignoring Barry's lies. The Syntaurs' band's playin' in my head... RightWing felt like getting high. I was thinking about what Li'l Bill had said... He's believin' the Media's lies. Thinking about what Obama said... But I reckon it was a lie.
(Reprise)
Folks, Swamp dreams of raising income taxes higher... Sosh'lists take yer raise fer Big Guv!! There were Lib'rals cryin', "Raise taxes higher!! Obama's the "Chosen One!!"" It's all a dream, George Soros' scheme... Big Guv'ment's what RATZ love. Prayin' Brother Barry's power greed... Ain't got freedom on the run. Standin' against Marxists' growing needs... 'Til forever.
Mudboy Slim (17 November 2008)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Ring DemBells!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!! "Let's Impeach!!" Mudboy cried... "We got Truth on our side... "And Bidenn's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells, good patriots, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells...make yer Righteous stand, so good folks will know!! Folks, it's Trump's Hour now... Help us FReep 'gainst RATZ Power!! Lord, the sun is settin' low upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells so the World will know Big Guv'ment's SCUM!! Folks, the Networks are asleep... But their Power's weak... Yet, the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells for RATZ morally-bereft! Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few... Who would judge the many... Yet say, "Hunters KEWL!!" Ring Dem bells for Dem Chi-Com SPIES... For the kids that died... When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Ring Dem bells for our Soldiers whom TraitorJOE entombed!! List of crimes is long... But Bold FReepers are strong... And We're Breakin' Down Resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!!
"We're the Far Right!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!! We're gonna help Trump git some traction... Right's gonna demand satisfaction.... Swamp's gonna find out what Right is all about. We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!! We're gonna FReep talk and television... RATZ shall heap on their vile derison... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! RATZ, fear OUR Might...we're gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
(Guitar-jammin' interlude)
Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right... We're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Marxists scream!! We're gonna FReep Trump and Hanni-vision... Left shall fear our righteous precision... Swamp's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! America's Right...we're gonna FReep RATZ SCUM from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!! Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna throw Dem Marxists out!! Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!! We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
"Reagan!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?! Communicatin' fer what's Right... Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long... But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
Gave the Oppressed liberation... While Dem Leftists just tore you down!! RATZ're fools!! Right fell in love with you!! Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Found humor in ev'ry situation... Yer quips drove DemocRATZ INSANE!! FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!" Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Defended Liberty!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!! Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!! Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
"Whuppin' the DemocRATZ Lies!!" (To be sung to the Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet With Butterfly Wings")
Marxists are all vampires...Death's their aim!! Want to destroy US...corrupt Left has no shame!! DemRATZ are idiots...Left's insa-a-ane!! Evil conspires....RATZ got blood on their hands!! Even now we know...Right must strike "The Blow!!" RATZ ain't cool...Swamp's OLDE!! Fight Dem HO's!!
Despite what Left says, they are still only RATZ in a Rage!! Elites are so vain...but they're still only RATZ in a Rage!! Left's minions will say, "FReedom's lost...the Truth's been slain!!" Despite all Left's Rage...RATZ are still just morons in a cage!!
Right ain't fakin'!! Mudboy's ready fer a row... LeftWing's been quakin'...Fearin' Limbaugh's show!! FReedom's what I want...I want big cha-a-ange... Dem Lib'rals have not...have not shown their shame!! Yessir, folks, I know!! Soon enuff, you'll know!! Left ain't cool...Swamp's OLDE!! RATZ are OLDE!!
Despite what Left says, they are still just DemRATZ in a Rage!! Despite all their Rage, Right is still sittin' up center stage!! RATZ hatred is vain, Left is lost, they'll never be saved!! Despite what Libs say, they are still just DemRATZ in a Rage!!
(Head-bangin' interlude)
Help US fight RATZ Commie slime!! Clinton should be doing time!! TREASON ain't Slick's only crime!! Justice seems to blow Left's mind!! TREASON is a cap'tal crime...it's TRUE!!
Despite what Left says, they are still only RATZ in a rage!! Left fights like they're crazed...but they're still just RATZ on rampage!! Despite all Left's rage, Right is still standing center stage!! Despite all Left's rage, Libs are still just vile RATZ in a rage!! Despite all Left's rage, Media's still just DemRATZ without shame!! Yet I still believe OUR Nation can be saved!!
Mudboy Slim
325 posted on 06/29/2004 5:10:43 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
Fer Righteous Truths will will fight you... Fer Justice, we'll give all we have!! The RightWing, we'll triumph ev'ry time and we're MAD!!
DemRATZ support Vice...Left likes Tyrants!! Press words are just Socialist swill!! Fer Power, RATZ're STOOOPID, olde, and sad!!
The Swamp rewards TREASON... Reject Dem Marxist RATZ!! Dethrone Dem PlutocRATZ!!
Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Our FReedoms have been dearly bought... Fer Justice, Right's gotta lead US to the top!!
Biden's sayin' LIES just to trick you... TraitorJOEZ no good...Fight The Man!! JOE LIED, too, 'bout his Treason 'gainst Uncle Sam!!
Right must fight 'gainst Treason... The Left Loves Tyranny!! DemRATZ LOATHE all who're FRee!!
The Left's all 'bout Power... The whole Human Race shall be better... Our wealth is worth nuthin'...if we lose. Left's just Commie SCUM, don't be fooled... Swamp's PRO-sedition!! But Right's working to preserve Liberty!! The FReepers need YOU!!
Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Our FReedoms have been dearly bought... Our Nation...depends on soldiers atop the Wall!!
Right'll pay any price just to win this... Culture War's 'bout Good against Bad!! Must fight fools...Right can't empower RATZ Marxist Man!!
Right shall win with Honor!! Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Rejoice...Socialism's DEAD!!
Mudboy Slim
70 posted on 8/2/2004, 4:19:08 PM by Mudboy Slim (IMPEACH & DETHRONE TraitorJOE Biden!!)
"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?!")
Yeah!! Yeah, we got Reagan roots... Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!! Left's just victimized... BidenBOTZ...Marxist SPIES!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh Whore'd!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!
JOEY Biden, he's a strange one... Help US, Nation...we're in danger... Reject Biden...he's no leader!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Biden's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject TraitorJOE!! We're Right NOW!!
RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls... Right shall bring it...we got soul!! Left's just beggin'...RATZ ain't FRee!! Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer freaks!! We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!! Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!! Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!! RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!
(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)
Mudboy Slim
91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim (Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)
"LeftWing's Hurtin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
Left's Tyranny...the Lib'rals' burden... DemRATZ're WRONG...but their side's hurtin'!! All Right wants fer you...Vote fer Liberty!! Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden!! Big Guv'ment's vile...RATZ Power is wors'nin'!! All I want is fer you to LOATHE Tyranny!!
Are YOU smart enuff?!! Are YOU tuff enuff?!! We ain't rich enuff... Right's not too proud to FReep!!
Left's tyranny...Biden's desertin'!! Help save our home...from Sosh'list cretins!! Limbaugh's on the radio... Come on, Nation, help FReep Tyranny!!
Ain't YOU smart enuff?!! Ain't you tuff enuff?!! Left's just bitch'n'bluff... Folks see RATZ LOATHE the FRee!!
Oh silly Lib'rals... Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Libs... Yer sooo petty, petty, petty, petty, petty Lib-uh-rulls!! Pretty petty...Swamp's a pretty petty little world... Come on, Nation, please, please, FReep!!
I'll tell ya... Lib'rals, Fear our Power...Fear our FReeps!! Fear the Power of our votes when we meet!! Left's goin' down...Devolve Power!! Join Right's quest fer Liberty!!
Left is a sickness...Right shall whup Left's butt!! Reject tyranny...RightWing's goin' off!! There's one thing, Lib'rals, that I don't understand... You keep on telling me...Trump ain't yer kinda man!!
Is Trump just too tough?!! Ooh, baby... Don't you like it rough?!! Elites bitch'n'bluff...Guv'ment Left LOVES!! Ooh! Ooh!
Left's Tyranny...vile sosh'list burden... Right's Liberty...we'll FReep fer FReedom!! Never, never, never, never, never forsake yer Liberty!!
Right's tired of bein' Left's Beast of Burden... Left, quit yer fussin' and learn to EARN IT!!
Never, never, never, never, never give up bein' FRee!!
"No Sympathy for Dem Lib'rals" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for forty long years... Stole many a man's Hope and Faith! Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who could think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATZ are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame! Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
(kewl guitar jammin')
Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is imprisonin' Bill in chains!!! 'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! When you see Slick, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade. Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Tell you, voters, it's something you can change! Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?! Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"TRUTH's Right, RAT-Slime!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")
Ain't ashamed, we're uncouth... Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!! Obama's all the rage... Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand. Dem Marxists, how they try... To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!
Truth's Right, RAT-slime!! Defeat the Left's nightmare!! 'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!! Networks still don't seem to care.
Eighteen: I fell in awe... Of a man as wise as could be. Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev... Dutch gave folks liberty!! But now each year, Fed takes what's mine... Big Guv'ment spends and spends!! Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe... RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"
Truth's Right, RAT-Slime!! You leeches steal our share!! Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned... Tout their Marxist plans... But Voters ain't unaware!!
(BigMan kickin' it on guitar)
Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!! Now we got our Veep, Sarah!! Gov'ner Palin's no joke... She says, "Drill ANWR!!" Devolve Power to the States!!
MUD knows what it means to FReep alone... But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!! We don't care what RAT-Networks say... Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day. RATZ shall fear the songs of the Syntaurz!! Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!
"The Wait" (To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... "Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!" "Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!" MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and... You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side... MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!" James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and... You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!! The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make Dem Marxists see!! MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and... Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!" MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man." He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and... Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time... To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!! Rush sent me here with his FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and... Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
1 posted on 10/26/2001, 6:22:36 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@int.Negotiable!!)
"Money Ain't Nuthin'!!" (To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
I love the E-I-B...
Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it... Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy. Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it... Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy! No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it... Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb... Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers... Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!
Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"... Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee! You choose the issue, and we'll debate it... We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...
See that Peter Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup... Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare... That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane... RATZ IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption... Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies! We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us... Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Lookatdat, lookatdat... Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores... Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums! Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties... Man, that Slick's just pond scum!! But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?! Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery! Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!! Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
They're Lib'rals all...Reject Media Bias... Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!" We gotta oust those meek commentators... We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Owww...listen here! Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it... It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!! Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it. Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!! Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty! I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
Lib'rals are...Socialists! I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!
(Chorus...to fade)
Quite Sincerely--MUD
BTW... The Elitist Network Media's Continuous Coverup of the Corrosively Calamitous Crimes Committed by Clinton's Corrupt Cadre of Communist Co-Conspirators Continues to Crumble... Cool!!!
79 posted on 10/28/2001, 9:00:37 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Linda" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")
Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight, Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces... Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie. Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers... So crass, so slimy, so warped! Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!" While blockin' Justice for RATZ WHORE!! And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence... It's gettin' tougher to ignore!! While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Boor!
Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you... And history will vindicate you, forever! Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin... Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!
Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name... And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light. Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right! But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades... Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"! So, let me take care of those Sosh'list slimeballs... And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!! And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag... I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!! Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.
Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you! Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED! It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter! We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!
Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you... But I watched you just tonight and I said, "I won't let Marxists mislead me anymore!" Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath... Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do... After twenty years with the Black and Gold! Still, you see Slick dressed like a star... Partyin' with them HollyWeird WHORES, At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.
Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba... For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!! The White House lies'll soon be disproved... I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!
Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us. Election next November will be a slaughter... Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever... Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!
Mudboy Slim
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Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released. Never heard back, so if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you? And if so, did you listen to it?
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Ms. Tripp passed on in April of 2020... I totally missed it. She is a genuinely historic figure.
"Things Goin' On" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Things Goin' On")
Well, have you seen Dem ScumBags in the White House? Has you ever seen so Vile a Show?! Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, Wake FRom Yer Dream!!! 'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know... Heads'll roll...
(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories, funky-like...YEE-HAWWWW!!)
Too many Lies been told to OUR Country... Too much Money RATZ greedily consume!! Well, until JOE makes it Right, we'll see Left NEVER Sleeps FRom FRight... 'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon! Do it now...do it to it...
(Ooooh, now Dr. MonDremo's justa gettin' off... With some help from his best bud, DiscoDave, on Lead Guitar)
Oooh...gonna INDICT JOEZ Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!!
Well, Dem Marxists they love JOE Biden...Good Lord, show Mercy! They gonna ruin us all by and by... Folks, MUDZ Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Biden's hidin' RATZ Chinese Spies, While JOE Smokes his Weed and just gets high!
Now I'm talkin' at'cha, PUNK!! We're gonna send you and Left's Evil Klan a'packin'... All good Patriots say RATZ Gotta Go!!! Well, if you don't know what I mean, Let's all stand up and scream, "YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!!" Well, if you think I'm being Mean, Let MUD Stand and Repeat... "Let's IMPEACH Left's 'HO TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY! Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT the Sleazy Ba$+ard!!!!"
Crazy things goin' on...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"FAMILY TRADITION" (Written and performed by Hank Williams Jr.)
Country music singers have always been a real close family But lately some of my kinfolk have disowned a few others and me I guess it's because I went and changed my position Lord, I guess I went and broke their family tradition
C H O R U S (They yell, they wanna know: "Hank..") Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out the songs that you wrote? Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in this position When I get stoned, I'm just carryin' on an old family tradition.
Now I am very proud of my daddy's name Although his kind of music and mine ain't exactly the same Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in my position When I get stoned and sing all night long it's just a family tradition
CHORUS 2 (Don't ask me: "Hank...") Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out them songs that you wrote? If I'm down in a honky tonk, and some ole slick's tryin' to gimme some friction I says "Leave me alone, I'm stayin' all night long 'cause it's a family tradition"
(Lead SOLO)
Lordy, I have loved some ladies, and I still love Jim Beam They both tried to kill me in nineteen seventy-three When that doctor asks me "Son, how'dja get in this condition?" I says "Hey Sawbones, I'm just a-carryin' on the old family tradition."
CHORUS 3 (So don't ask me: "Hank...") Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out them songs that you wrote? Stop and think it over - try to put yourself in my unique position When I get stoned and sing all night long, it's just a family tradition.
Pre...MUD
375 posted on 11/23/2001, 10:08:10 AM by Mudboy Slim
