Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:345851 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
It was 1942, and you were 16 years old when your mother signed the papers that allowed you to go to war. A skinny country boy from Alabama who knew what it felt like to be hungry when the mills closed down, your courage saw beyond the harvest and the strip mines to a cause greater than yourself, a belief that freedom mattered and that human rights were worth your sacrifice of comfort, safety, and innocence. I can see you now as you were then -- your clear eyes, your brilliant smile, your Marine Corps fatigues, your confident stance -- all gifts of recovered time from a day photographed more than 50 years ago. A hero-child of love and compassion, you remain my truest image of liberty. Semper Fi, Dad.
Karen Thompson Note from Karen: "Liberty was written in honor of my father, Emmett M. Thompson, Jr. (1926-1988), Who served in the United States Marine Corps in World War II and was a disabled veteran.
Liberty was published by the Amateur Poetry Journal as part of Judy Gripton's admirable 1998 Memorial Day Tribute to America's veterans. "
Regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#8. To: Snow Bunny, stand watie, backhoe, AuntB, Angelique, Mot Nostrebor, Evets Sirrom, Evad Onivas (#0)
"One Sleazy Rider" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Uneasy Rider")
Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K, Toolin' along in his Cabriolet, Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio. Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line, He heard that highway start to whine, And he knew that left rear tire was about to go! Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight, Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight, So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim. He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car... It was right in front of my little bar, Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The Libertarian".
Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat, And arrogantly announced that he had a flat, And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one? Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see, Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me, And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone. He called up dead's station down the road aways, And dead said he wasn't very busy today, And he could be there in about ten minutes or so. Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemocRAT!!" And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.
He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar, When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car... With the peace sign, freak wheels, and Astroturf floor?" Well, we looked at Bill and he damned near cried, And decided that he'd just wait outside, So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door. Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin, These five REAL MEN come strollin' in, With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Gingrich!! And he was almost to the door when stand watie said, "You tip your hat to this lady, son!" But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.
Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight, Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright, 'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee! But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick, And he knew he better think of something pretty quick, So he just reached out and kicked Newt Gingrich right in the knee!! Newt let out a yell that'd curl your hair, But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair... And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man! Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy, He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly, And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"
Newt was still bent over holdin' onto his knee, But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me, And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went! I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far... As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars, And he voted for George McGovern for President!! Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-wing nags, I betcha he's even got a Commie flag, Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage! He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys, He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise, 'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!" They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy, And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies, You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life! SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch? I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church, Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!" Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed, But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest, I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt! And when he hit the ground he didn't relax... 'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks... So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!! Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT... At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot, With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot! Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun, Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One", But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!
Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past, When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass. He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair! Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin', As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'... Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there. 'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin', Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'... But he didn't RESIGN 'til he was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress! Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script, Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique, Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Tear the roof off, we're gonna tear the roof off the mothersucker Tear the roof off the sucker (x4)
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going round (x2)
Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk We gotta have that funk (x2)
La la la la la Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww! (x2)
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going round (x2)
Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk We gotta have that funk (x2)
La la la la la Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww! (x2)
We're gonna turn this mother out (x2)
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going round (x4)
Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd & 3rd}) We gotta have that funk (x7)
Ow, we want the funk (we're gonna turn this mother out) Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk (we're gonna turn this mother out) We gotta have that funk (x2)
Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd & 3rd}) We gotta have that funk (x2)
We want the funk Give up the funk We need the funk We gotta have that funk (x3)
La la la la la Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww! (x2)
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down (x2) There's a whole lot of rhythm going down You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going down
Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd & 3rd})
Before...MUD
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"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#12. To: P-Funk All-Starz..........................and George Clinton. (#10)
This is cool as heck...and these fellas a nice guys, too...well, Bobby Humphey is the only one I've actually met but he and Jerome Brailey, Parliament's drummer and Nicole Humphrey and Egypt Humphrey will be joining the SYNTAURZ for a cool FreeakJam on Saturday, 23 October 2021, so as to get to know each other before the BIG HALLOWEEN FUNK-A-Licious FUNKtabulous FUNKjam on 30 October 2021 while folks are out and about Trick Or Treating. But the MUDcave shall be rocking and rolling and FUNKING it up for both Saturdays.
Utmost regards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day... Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet. Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun] Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!" O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy." But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down... GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame... I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!! I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself. Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!! I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$... Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... SLAUGHTERED everything... Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black... Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife... I know she'll be MY star... But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...
BTW...in 2009, when Terrie "The RAT-FEYrie PUNK" MacAWFUL was running 4 Governor of Virginia, he took and spent a $25,000 donation from one Donald John Trump... and now his entire gubernatorial campaign is based on DEMONIZING TRUMP, then linking him to Virginia's NEXT GOVERNOR, Glenn Youngkin...ROFLMAO!!
Gotta LOVE TRUMP...he also helped finance the Hildabeast's Senatorial campaign back in the day. Gotta cover all yer bases, right?
ALL RATZ HATE GOD... and the only way the Virginia RATZ don't get DESTROYED at the POLLS tomorrow is if there is MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD in Northern Virginia, Tidewater, and Richmond. MUD is an official POLL- WATCHER, so DemRATZ AIN'T cheating in MUDZ district...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day... Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet. Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun] Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!" O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy!!" But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down... GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame... I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!! I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself. Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMUDZbitch!! I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$... Fer what RATZ did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's BITCH is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... SLAUGHTERED everything... Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black... Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife... I know she'll be MY star... But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...
"Muslims" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Muslims...my FRiends... When will yer Jihad disappear?! Arabs...my bro's... Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good Allah in their souls... Saudi money...EVIL goals!! Please explain why them folks died!! But Muslims...my FRiends... 'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Allah...is innocent...yeah... Koran's Right...put HATE aside!! Muslims...we'll still love ya... Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH NEXT YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughter(s), gently sleep... Fer yer future(s) Daddy(Right does) FReep!! Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!! And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby... Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join our fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?! Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
FReegards...MUD
BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!
3 posted on 9/18/2001, 11:44:27 AM by Mudboy Slim (Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Kosovo Slaughter" (To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign... Forgot 'bout that New World Order... 'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power... And Clinton's motives were VILE!! Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem... His Impeachment was bringin' him down... Said, "Networks need 'em a story... I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!! Innocents slaughtered!!
Slick burned down that Waco House... Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound... In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out... Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!! When it all was over... Them Sheeple they knew their place!! But Slick's time is runnin' out... SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!
Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!! Innocence slaughtered...
(Excellent guitar jammin')
We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill... Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!! Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!! Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!! It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!) Truth's gonna save the day... No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!! We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!! Dethrone the TYRANT!!
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
UPDATE: Democrat Terry McAuliffe has conceded to Republican Glenn Youngkin in the Virginia governors race, a stunning defeat for Virginia Democrats who had not lost a statewide contest since 2009.
While last night we came up short, I am proud that we spent this campaign fighting for the values we so deeply believe in, McAuliffe said. "Congratulations to Governor-elect Glenn Youngkin on his victory.
McAuliffe spokesman Jake Rubenstein said McAuliffe conceded to Youngkin in a voicemail; the call has not been returned yet. McAuliffe will not be speaking publicly today, he added.
Previous story:
Republican Glenn Youngkin claimed a narrow victory Tuesday night to become Virginia's next governor, summoning cultural divisions and promising tax cuts to end Democrats' sweeping power over the state.
At 12:37 a.m. Wednesday the Associated Press declared Youngkin, a former private equity executive making his first run for office, the victor over former Gov. Terry McAuliffe, who ran as a business-friendly moderate Democrat who would defend liberal social policies and bring economic growth to the state.
Youngkin led 51% to 48%, edging the Democrat by claiming back a slice of the suburban vote that had recently swung for Democrats, while boosting turnout in the states rural west. ..."
GOOD RIDDANCE 2 THE KORRUPT KLINTON KLAN!!! Unless Chelsea Klinton GROWS SOME CHARISMA, The Money-Grubbing Scheme Slick Willie created is OVER!! The Clinton Corruption Machine has LOST ITS LAST BEST CHANCE at RELEVENCY!!
GOOD 4 U, Good Ol' Virginny...MUD33
BTW...Virginia is now a PURPLE State Once Again.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Wait..." (To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... "Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!" "Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!" MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and... You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side... MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!" James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and... You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!! The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make Dem MARXISTS see!! MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and... Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!" MUD sang, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man." He said, "You're OKAY, Boy, I just pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and... Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time... To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!! HOOS sent me here with their FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and... Just fight Dem HO's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
My youngest brother's wife's being induced today at 6:00 am... The Prescient One says it's gonna be a Bouncin'BabyBOY!! Boris...YOU da Man!! Becky...YOU da WO-Man!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 10/26/2001, 6:22:36 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@int.Negotiable!!)
Blast from the Past...MUD33
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#31. To: Cyber-Band, ChaseR, Landru, Snow Bunny, FallGuy, kristinn, Clarity, Jim Robinson, stand watie (#28)
31 July 1999
President William J. Clinton The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W. Washington, D.C. 20500
Re: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"
Dear Mr. President:
A number of months have now passed since the United States Senate failed in its Constitutional Duty to uphold and protect the sanctity of the Office of the Presidency of the United States, by sleep-walking through a sham Impeachment Trial and thereby allowing a blatant Perjurer, Obstructer of Justice, and out-and-out lowlife to retain the once- revered Oval Office. While this failure was indeed disappointing to millions upon millions of patriotic Americans accross this great land of ours, it will ultimately prove invaluable in targeting specific Effete Elite Senators for future removal from elected office. Senators who believe elected officials are above the Laws they themselves enact have no business retaining their Seats of Power, and they will be dealt with in due time. However, the immediate crisis facing this Nation is the indisputable fact that its highest elected official is not only a proven Felon, but we have since learned you are an alleged Rapist (Juanita Broaddrick and others), an Abuser of Power (IRS-Gate, File-Gate, the dog-wagging Kosovo Massacre, and the heretofore under-reported manipulation of the National Media), and a bought and paid-for Communist-Chinese Traitor to the national interests of the American People. And let no one forget--least of all the Rosenbergs--that TREASON is at the very least an IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!
This, of course, will not stand! The wheels of justice may turn all-too- slowly for this man's taste, but they are already turning in preparation for the Re-Impeachment of you, William Jefferson Clinton. Senators who are already on record as approving of a Felon in the Oval Office will soon be presented with the opportunity to weigh in on whether or not they support a TREASONOUS TYRANT whose acceptance of bribes from the Red Chinese Military Leadership--and the "quid-pro-quo" sale of sensitive nuclear technology to same--has resulted in an increasingly dangerous future for all Americans (and an expensive new Cold War with our #1 Geopolitical Foe going into the next Millenium)!! And please realize that, if 34 Democratic Senators vote in defense of your TREASON, it will serve as a well-deserved death-knell for the once-honorable DemocRATic Party...and we'll still convict you and dispatch you from office after the congressional Balance of Power has been dramatically altered on 7 November 2000!!
However, for the good of the Country--and the Office of the Presidency-- we in the so-called "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" for Justice are willing to give you one last chance to do what you should have done well over a year ago...RESIGN!! RESIGN before Labor Day '99 and we on the Right may find it in our hearts to curtail the inevitable March To Justice somewhere short of your wasting away the rest of your days calling some Bubba "Schnook'ems" in a 7'x10' honeymoon suite in some Federal Penitentiary. Of course, Hell'ry could still make conjugal visits...LOL! Just blame me, if you'd like, a self-proclaimed "Right-Wing Zealot!" for your premature flight from office. Perhaps you can even "spin it" in such a way as to get you some sympathy points and improve the electoral chances for both Algore AND your wife... nice legacy, by the way...ROFLMAO! Sure, you'll have to give up your Presidential Pension and, of course, you'll be disbarred, but most likely your jailtime can be kept to a few short years. After all the pain and embarrassment you have thrust upon your wife and daughter, will you not spare them the ignominy and pain of having a husband or father rotting away the rest of his once-promising life in prison for TREASON?! For if you do not RESIGN soon, I--and many others--will do everything in our considerable power to guarantee you that the inevitable Tsunami of Justice will proceed as follows:
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL/CONVICTION FOR TREASON PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION.)
I don't mean to put too fine of a point on this, Slick Willie, you have been officially put on notice! Enjoy the music, then FACE THE MUSIC...RESIGN NOW!!
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
Enclosure: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"
cc. The U.S. House of Representatives The U.S. Senate The Mass Media Fellow VRWC Members
P.S. RESIGN BY LABOR DAY '99, SLICK WILLIE, OR PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF...MUD33
1 Posted on 07/31/1999 21:28:59 PDT by Mudboy Slim (D@Lone.FReeper)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"If I Were the President..." (To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter...")
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation... Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!** Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!! If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me? Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
[To Slick Willie hisself] SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!! Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!! If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?! I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!" I'd love RATZ to LOATHE MUD!!!
If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?! We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS... SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!! If I were the Governor...and you were a lady... Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
If I were the President, and you were my Jewel... Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)** Won'tcha love me, lady?!
OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01
BTW...the "**" is were I need the assistance of the FReeperGal Chorus...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Bite ME, Slick...You Bully!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullet")
My life's been strange since I began FReepin' Slick... 'Cuz I sing the Hard Line..."Throw Slick Willie in the Clink!!" But I'll keep on FReepin' like all Patriots do... Bubba, I got my Band together...gonna ROCK all over you!!
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!! Prison's Right where you belong... Ain't foolin' 'round, boy...get off Air Force One!! We're gonna FReep 'til yer reign is done!! Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!
Scair't Left-Wing sheeple done hacked my 'puter down... But we'll have Ol' Slick on his knees...gonna force Slick outta town!! Folks, Slick's leavin' this Game one step ahead of MUD... And you WILL see Slick IN CHAINS...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!
Re-Impeach Slick Willie!! Prison's right where Slick belongs!!! Must cast Bill down...or Equal Justice is DONE... Nation SHALL rise up...DETHRONE CLINTON!!! Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!! You'd best RESIGN, Billy...
(Guitar Jammin')
Been on Slick's butt since back in Ninety-Three... Feds told me to stop...but I am, therefore I FReep!! Now MUD's got a Band, we're gettin' better every day... Tell all them Republicans..."Betta got outta our way!!" Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!! Hell is right where you belong!! You've met yer match, boy, you TREASONOUS SCUM... Ain't gonna see no more damage done!! Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!!
#40. To: The Captain, Cap'n HOOeee, Captain FASCIST!!, PapaSteve (#39)
"The Captain and the Kid!!" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffettz "The Captain and the Kid")
I never used to miss the chance To climb up on his knee Listen to the many tales Of life upon the sea We'd go sailin' back on An' talk of things he did Tomorrow just a day away For the captain and the kid
His world had gone from sailin' ships To rakin' mom's backyard He never could adjust to land Although he tried so hard We both were growin' older then Wiser with our years That's when I came to understand The course his heart still steered
He died about a month ago While winter filled the air And though I cried, I was so proud To love a man so rare He's somewhere on the ocean now A place he outta be With one hand on the starboard rail He's wavin' back at me
I never used to miss the chance To climb up on his knee Listen to his many tales Of life upon the sea We'd go sailin' back on Talk of things he did The world was just a day away For the captain and the kid For the captain And this kid
Pre...MUD
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"CLICHES!!" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffettz "Cliches")
She's got a ballpark figure He's got a ballpoint pen They travel around for weeks at a time Writin' down descriptions of the places they been
She plays guitar but nothin' fancy With no intention of becomin' a star Only thing that's botherin' him these days Is where he's gonna find a good ten-cent cigar
Cliches Good ways To say what you mean Mean what you say
She never did make her debut He never made it to class She's eighty-sixed from the Chart Room He's twenty nine and pushin' thirty real fast
They're funny when they get to rockin' Goin' out for a night on the town ' Polaroid pictures that are never in focus Just to look at when they finally slow down
Full moon So soon Wishin' every month of the year could be June
He's always tuned into Star Trek She's always tuned into him Hidin' his cookies when he gets the munchies Tryin' hard just to keep Mudboy Slim!!
Tonight they're gonna go star gazin' An' try to figure out which one they're near But try as they might I don't think they'll reach the height You know you can't get there from here
Full moon So soon Wishin' every month of the year could be June
Cliches Good ways To say what you mean Mean what you say To say what you mean Mean what you say
Pre...MUD
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"Something Soo Feminine About a Mandolin" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffettz "Something So Feminine...")
It was late in the evenin' Just a few of us pickin', But the lady she played So easy and fine. And the chords that she strummed Were so tastefully clever, They planted this song in my mind.
Cause there's somethin' so feminine, About a mandolin, The way that they feel, The way that they ring. Just to see slender fingers, Movin' so fluid, Made this poor heart to sing.
And when I get older and I have a daughter, I'll teach her to sing, and play her my song And I'll tell her some stories I can barely remember And hope that she will sing along. Maybe one day she'll take a fancy to pickin', 'Cause when that bug bites you, You live with the string. And if she could just strum a few simple measures She could make some young man sing.
Cause there's somethin' so feminine About a mandolin. The way that they feel, the way that they ring. And that evening in a pasture, Somewhere near Austin. Jess' mandolin made me sing, Her mandolin made me sing.
Pre...MUD33
BTW...I have your Mandolin, JessieLEE...DUE U want lessons 4 Xmas?
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Terrie "The RAT-punk FEYrie" MacAWFUL is a TREASONOUS COWARD!! INDICT. CONVICT. COURT-MARTIAL...Then SHOOT T-MAC via Firing SQUAD... Per the Constitution and the RULE OF LAW!!
QUITE sincereLEE...MUD
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