Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:345715 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
I've been pickin' on the same backboard since I was just a boy with a dream My daddy had a calf baby horse By down in the field, running backer and things Preacher talk about heaven son, it sure sounds nice At least I can tell them that I had me a slice Nobody singing songs about Virginia But sweet Virginia's always a singing to me
Down some old backer roads Where the green grass grows On down in the hills Where the folks on horseback rode Lordy I'll tell the youngins when I grow old What they all told me Lord, they don't never sing songs about Virginia But sweet Virginia's always a singing to me
I've got a lighter, I've got a bowl I know a spot where the law don't go Now we can smoke something My daddy never grow back in his day
Down some old backer roads Where the green grass grows On down in the hills Where the folks on horseback rode Lordy I'll tell the youngins when I grow old What they all told me Son, they don't never sing songs about Virginia But sweet Virginia's she's a always singing to me
Good stuff...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"FReedom" (To be sung to PokerFace's "FReedom"...written by Paul Topete)
FREEEEEEDOM!!! Ain't just a word fer me... It means everything!! I shout, "Vive Libertad!!" Open yer eyes...Big Brother's no dream!! Kick Left OUT!!! GIVE THEM...NOTHIN' BUT $#!+!!! Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! They'll soon be doin' to you!! You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me... Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
Float on by...down this River of Life... You live yer Life...like yer Dead in it!! Don't burn that flag...right in front of me... Unless YOU WANT ME...ta KICK YER A$$!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! They'll soon be doin' to you!! You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me... Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
FReedom...not just words to me... It means everything...I just love my Liberties!!! Don't bust Ol' MUD...just fer smokin' his smokes... Let MUD live...LET FREEDOM REIGN!!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! They'll soon be doin' to you!! You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me... Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
Awesome song...MUD
161 posted on 09/24/2001 3:40 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (Israelis DID NOT Bomb the WTC!!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Three Little Words" (To be sung to Bob Marley's "Three Little Birds"*) *Yep...Radical,RightWing,RebelRedneckRockers Really Regale Reggae...
Don't worry...about a thing... 'Cuz every little things gonna be alright... Don't worry...about Ol' Slick... I'm tellin' ya, "All we gotta do is FIGHT!!" Rise up 'gainst Tyranny... Smile as we FReep Clinton... Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT." Singin', "DETHRONE." MUDZ Ballads are quite sincere... FReepers, this is my message to you-ou-ooouu!!
RightWingers, don't worry...about Ol' Slick... 'Cuz this next election's gonna go all Right!! Limbaugh, don't worry...(don't worry)...about yer swing... All them Lib'ral Twits gonna feel our Might!! Stayed up 'til mornin'...welcomed the risin' sun... Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH! CONVICT!" Croonin' "DETHRONE!"...MUDZ Ballads are Pure and True... Singin' "Justice's my message to you-ou-ooouu!!"
Don't worry...about the House... 'Cuz they will RE-IMPEACH on a cool Fall night...(I Promise...) Singin' "Don't worry 'bout the Senate... 'Cuz Mississippi Trent's gonna hold a Trial...(we'll CONVICT!!) Don't worry...about the Press... 'Cuz all their Lib'ral Lies gonna be ignored...(can't touch our 'Net!!) Don't worry...about the Left... 'Cuz all them Lib'ral COWARDS gonna fold, not fight!! Sheeple, don't worry...
(Fade to finish)
Stay happy, mon...MUD
47 Posted on 09/07/2000 17:41:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MudMarley.com)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Justa Prison Drone" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies... Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...WE WARNED YOU!! Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..." What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!
You used to...prance about... Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out. Now, FOB's don't talk so loud... Now they don't seem so proud... About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeal!!! How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?! Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!! Justa Prison Drone!!!
Ahhh...you went to the finest schools... Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!! You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete... And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!! You say you never told them lies... Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies... We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis... Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!! Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!" I DON'T THINK SO!!!! How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!! To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown... Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!!
Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns... On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you. Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good... Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!! You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat... Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats... Ain't it hard...when you discover that... You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!! Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!! HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel... Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!! Yep...a complete unknown...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites!! They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!! Showerin' Slick with precious gifts... Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS... They don't take kindly to RAPE!! You used to be...so amused... At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"... Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!! Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!" Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal! HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!! To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!! Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!
"Obama's Bold Push!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "After The Goldrush")
Yes, they dreamed they saw a righteous army pleadin', Prayin' fer things from their King. There were Leftists kneelin' and young girls squealin'... Sang, "Barack is Liberty!! 'Cuz we got Big Change comin'...Dubyuh's DONE!!" Our youth's voting fer a dream!! Hope that Brother Barry is "The One"... Who can keep this Country free!! Pray that Prez'dent Barry is "The One"... Who will keep my Nation free!!
Press was lyin' fer their Lord Messiah... A tingle ran up their thighs. Networks swear that they ain't biased... Whilst ignoring Barry's lies. The Syntaurs' band's playin' in my head... RightWing felt like getting high. I was thinking about what Li'l Bill had said... He's believin' the Media's lies. Thinking about what Obama said... But I reckon it was a lie.
(Reprise)
Folks, Left dreams of raising income taxes higher... Sosh'lists take yer raise fer Big Guv!! There were Lib'rals cryin', "Raise taxes higher!! Obama's the "Chosen One!!"" It's all a dream, George Soros' dream... Big Guv'ment's what RATZ love. Prayin' Brother Barry's power greed... Ain't got freedom on the run. Standin' against Leftists' growing needs... 'Til forever.
Mudboy Slim (17 November 2008)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Simple Man" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core! I gotta work like a Dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee... Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese, And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more! Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!" But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!" Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down. Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope, I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope, I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til Dem Marxists cower!!!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone thrown their values away, They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof... "A Lie's Still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth." Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him, Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, Men!!!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, But if I ketch somebody breakin' in MUDZ House, I gotta full-blown ars'nal waitin' on the other side! So don't go a pushin' me against my will, I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will, So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by! Becuz as far as I'm concerned There Ain't No Excuse, For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse, But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness... We'll just put them Lib'rals back on the Boat, Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats, Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone put their Bibles away... They livin' by the "Law of Dem Lib'rals" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof, A Lie's still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth!! Bill better watch what he's sayin', Right's closin' in on him... Right's Hell-Bent on Justice...SLICK'S A TRAITOR, MEN!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... Mudboy's bent on Justice, Yer Butt's Hist'ry, Man!!
SlixMYbitch...MUD
101 posted on 3/19/2003, 3:11:40 PM by Mudboy Slim ("Soddom...Yer PyrotechnicPalacePizza!!!")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Cowardly Bill" (To be sung to Garth Brooks' "Cowboy Bill")
He told a good story...and us Lib'rals listened... 'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the joy he found there! And the Left believed him...and when he would finish... We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool us again!
You could almost hear...those Socialists crowin'... Whorealdo a'kissin' EX-Pres-i-dent's rear! You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'... As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us... "Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!" But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero... Just our tool, hidin' Communist spies!!
Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers... Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!" "Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"... Since Bill was our Leader...he'd just have his way!!
When your Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble! Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name! Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office... He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us... "Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!" But to all of us victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero... We weren't fools...and all Prez'dent's lie!!
Well, I still remember...the day that it happened... We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed. And the folks out at Dreamworks...said they hadn't seen him... So we set out for his place...down Ol' Chappaqua Road.
And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy... Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!! He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its front page... "FLASH: DEMOCRATZ SLAUGHTERED! BILL CLINTON IN CHAINS!!"
Yes, Rush Limbaugh had told us... "Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!" Now, us Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO... We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!"
Don't be fools...trustin' Bill Clinton's lies...!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 06/24/1999 23:14:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@Traitor)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"I Want You/We'll Git You" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Want You")
You're guilty 'cuz yer minions spied... Your feckless Sycophants, they lied... Yer feeble saxophone says WE...MUST DETHRONE YOU!! You'll go to Hell 'cuz yer a WHORE... Good folks curse your face with scorn... BOY, YOU SHANT GO FREE, so help me Lord...we'll get you!!
While weak-kneed politicians sleep... The Left-Wing Med'yuh luvs ya, creep... But Patriots continue to FReep...Jail waits fer you!! 'Cuz the Lord is King and He is Just... In prison, BOY, you will end up... Yer apologists' will soon fess up...We'll sing fer TRUTH!! I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...sooo bad!! Willie, we'll git you...
Boy, while phat interns may go down... True love, you've been without it!! Yeah, Dem Socialist Whores...you they'd crown... Can they stop us?! I DOUBT IT!! Slick, children burned in yer Waco Raid... And Elian, he shouldda stayed... Reno's Justice it ain't...her soul will BURN!!
Slick, yer just a FREAK... Now, yer tramplin' our Liberties... But this here's the Land of the FRee... Yer World we will...SHATTER!!!
Bill, you SOLD OUT to them Ol' Chinese coots... Who choke the FRee with their jackboots... Yer Evilness seems so kewl to Dems...TYRANTS!! Boy, we'll git you becuz you lied... Becuz you took us fer a ride... And becuz RIGHT is on our side...becuz I... I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...soooo bad!! Willie, we'll git you...
(Harp jammin' to fade)
Sincerely...MUD
376 posted on 3/24/2003, 4:38:04 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Poltroons!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")
It's true!! The Left's been had... Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent. You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart... Now we must start to make it better!! Poltroons, don't be afraid... Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!! The minute we accept Bill's corruption, Then Slick will win...we'll've sanctified SIN!!
Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain." Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him! And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS, Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!! Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Hey News, you let US down... Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!! Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start... Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
So sing out loud about Slick's sins... Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!! Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?! Networks, you too!! Left's Template offends all Good Americans!! Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Poltroons, don't look so sad... Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!! You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick... Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!! Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah... Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah... Poltroons....
Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"MUDZ Spin Cries 'Willie!!'" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "The Wind Cries Mary")
After all, the RATZ are soooo obnoxious!! Now, the Left has all lost their heads... You can hear MudboySlim staggering all thru his FReeps... Justice Shall Be Had!! And MUDZ spin whispers, "Willie!!"
Landru is merrily FReepin'... Up the broken peices of an imperfect life. Somewhere RATZ Queen is weeping... Somewhere Ol' Slim whups young Spike!! And MUDZ spin cries, "Willie!!"
(BigMan on rhythm...Mike Nailin' the Lead!!)
The FReepin' Right wears blue tomorrow... The Fight 'gainst Socialists...Right Shall Now Win!! The Medyuh Whiners can all "BITE ME!!" Cause yer Marxist S#I+ is death!!! And MUDZ Tunes Scream, "JUSTICE!!"
Will Ol' Slick ever remember... The Kids HE HAS KILLED in the past?!! Slick's a KLUTZ, he'll be raped, by his CellMate!! MUD whispers, "YO!! Tyranny Shall Not Last!!" And then Slim laughed "Willie!!"
Post-FReep...MUD
111 posted on 12/18/2002 1:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Appalachian singer and songwriter, Oliver Anthony has struck a chord with his plaintive ballad, Rich Men North of Richmond, which remains No. 1 on iTunes. The song caused the incurable weenies at Rolling Stone to suffer a major fit of cognitive dissonance. Here was a real country boy with nothing but a $650 guitar (Gretsch G9220 Bobtail Round-neck Mahogany Body Resonator) and microphone, with no recording studio, singing a song that instantly resonated with millions of people. The singles release and stunning reception may be one of the most extraordinary events in American recording industry history. In response, Rolling Stone senior editor and country columnist, Joseph Hudak, reported:
Right-Wing Influencers Just Found Their Favorite New Country Song In Rich Men North of Richmond, a singing farmer in Virginia blasts high taxes and obese people on welfare, and even appears to allude to Jeffrey Epstein.
Right-wing influencers are losing their minds over a new country song that just appeared on streaming services today.
Apparently like so many people who work in Americas Fascist-Corporatist entertainment industryan industry that imposed the strictest conceivable COVID-19 vaccine mandates and ferociously punished any artist who didnt comply with them Mr. Hudak is determined to remain tone-deaf to all heartfelt expressions by millions of working class Americans who have felt ever-more left behind and snubbed since the 2008 Financial Crisis.
Oliver Anthonywhose real name is Christopher Anthony Lunsford not only sings the truth of how he feels, he writes with great candor about himself and the world as he sees it. As he recently wrote in a long Facebook post:
"People in the music industry give me blank stares when I brush off 8 million dollar offers. I don't want 6 tour buses, 15 tractor trailers and a jet. I don't want to play stadium shows, I don't want to be in the spotlight. I wrote the music I wrote because I was suffering with mental health and depression. These songs have connected with millions of people on such a deep level because they're being sung by someone feeling the words in the very moment they were being sung. No editing, no agent, no bullshit. Just some idiot and his guitar. The style of music that we should have never gotten away from in the first place.
My legal name is Christopher Anthony Lunsford. My grandfather was Oliver Anthony, and "Oliver Anthony Music" is a dedication not only to him, but 1930's Appalachia where he was born and raised. Dirt floors, seven kids, hard times. At this point, I'll gladly go by Oliver because everyone knows me as such. But my friends and family still call me Chris. You can decide for yourself, either is fine.
In 2010, I dropped out of high school at age 17. I have a GED from Spruce Pine, NC. I worked multiple plant jobs in Western NC, my last being at the paper mill in McDowell county. I worked 3rd shift, 6 days a week for $14.50 an hour in a living hell. In 2013, I had a bad fall at work and fractured my skull. It forced me to move back home to Virginia. Due to complications from the injury, it took me 6 months or so before I could work again.
From 2014 until just a few days ago, I've worked outside sales in the industrial manufacturing world. My job has taken me all over Virginia and into the Carolinas, getting to know tens of thousands of other blue collar workers on job sites and in factories. Ive spent all day, everyday, for the last 10 years hearing the same story. People are SO damn tired of being neglected, divided and manipulated.
In 2019, I paid $97,500 for the property and still owe about $60,000 on it. I am living in a 27' camper with a tarp on the roof that I got off of craigslist for $750.
There's nothing special about me. I'm not a good musician, I'm not a very good person. I've spent the last 5 years struggling with mental health and using alcohol to drown it. I am sad to see the world in the state it's in, with everyone fighting with each other. I have spent many nights feeling hopeless, that the greatest country on Earth is quickly fading away.
That being said, I HATE the way the Internet has divided all of us. The Internet is a parasite, that infects the minds of humans and has their way with them. Hours wasted, goals forgotten, loved ones sitting in houses with each other distracted all day by technology made by the hands of other poor souls in sweat shops in a foreign land.
When is enough, enough? When are we going to fight for what is right again? MILLIONS have died protecting the liberties we have. Freedom of speech is such a precious gift. Never in world history has the world had the freedom it currently does. Don't let them take it away from you.
Just like those once wandering in the desert, we have lost our way from God and have let false idols distract us and divide us. It's a damn shame."
This young man is worth keeping an eye on...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"White House del Clintonia" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair, Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air, I'm part of the resistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight, Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night!!
There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! (Aaiigghh!!) And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!" Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way, Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a handsome face... Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia, Three Hundred times per year, Lib'rals sleeping here."
Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent, He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls friends! How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat, Some just can't remember, RATZ choose to forget!
So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show me some spine!" Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!" And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!" Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...Sheeple, we must wake...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace! They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia! What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"
Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!" Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!" But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies, Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT this Beast!
Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like these Whores... We have to find a passage back to the way things were before! "Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt... With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"
We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...
FReegards...MUD
43 posted on 09/20/2001 2:20:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Puff, the Angry D'A$$hole!!" (To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")
Puff, the Senate Leader, Bane of the FRee... Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!! Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff, 'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! Bold!!
Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny... He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!! South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!" And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tommie's disease!!
Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes, a cryin' shame... Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!! Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came, Lib'ral whips bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame. Woah!
Puff, RATZ Lib'ral Leader, loathed liberty... Big Guv'ment was his Power trip and he'd tax all he could see!! Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he... He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!
The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void... HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left is overjoyed!! In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!! 'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!
Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain... Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!! Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave... So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!
Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee... Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATZ chose Hillary!! Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously... The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by Slick Willie!!
FReegards...MUD
90 posted on 1/2/2004, 12:48:37 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
FWIW... "In the 2004 Senate election, John Thune defeated Daschle by 4,508 votes, 50.6% to 49.4%."
Mission accomplished...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I'm gonna write a little letter, gonna mail it to my local DJ. It's a rockin' rhythm record I want my jockey to play. Roll Over Beethoven, I gotta hear it again today.
You know, my temperature's risin' and the jukebox blows a fuse. My heart's beatin' rhythm and my soul keeps on singin' the blues. Roll Over Beethoven and tell Tschaikowsky the news.
I got the rockin' pneumonia, I need a shot of rhythm and blues. I think I'm rollin' arthiritis sittin' down by the rhythm review. Roll Over Beethoven rockin' in two by two.
Well, if you feel you like it go get your lover, then reel and rock it. Roll it over and move on up just a trifle further and reel and rock it, roll it over, Roll Over Beethoven rockin' in two by two.
Well, early in the mornin' I'm a-givin' you a warnin' don't you step on my blue suede shoes. Hey diddle diddle, I am playin' my fiddle, ain't got nothin' to lose. Roll Over Beethoven and tell Tschaikowsky the news.
You know she wiggles like a glow worm, dance like a spinnin' top. She got a crazy partner, oughta see 'em reel and rock. Long as she got a dime the music will never stop.
Roll Over Beethoven, Roll Over Beethoven, Roll Over Beethoven, Roll Over Beethoven, Roll Over Beethoven and dig these rhythm and blues.
PRE SULTAN...MUD
195 posted on 01/11/2004 1:41:59 PM PST by sultan88 ("I keep a close watch on this heart of mine, I keep my eyes wide open all the time...")
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Come Together!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...we've been buildin' up slowly... Got TheDonald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!! We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee; Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATZ on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! RATZ love MarxistBernie...RATZ kill infant children!! Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks. One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!! Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!! RATZ got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!! Fight Dem LeftWing Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Justice...we got Bill Barr diggin'!! Next, git RATboy Comey and that bozo Brennan!! We say, "One and one and one is three!!" RATZ love Guv'ment freebies, cast their votes on their knees!! Come together, Right NOW!! Drain DeeCee!!
Oh... Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
Never Fergit...MUD
1 posted on 9/11/2003, 12:03:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
Updated 21 February 2020...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Kerry's Party!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!! Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet... Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!! 'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up... 'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!! Gonna be the last time DemRATZ gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent... The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!! She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"... Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!! Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep... They got great minds...and they know how to teach!! There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!! John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real... Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!! Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus) Lemme tell ya there's a Marxist runnin' to be Prez'dent... Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!! You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!! 'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"... Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!! Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!! Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!! Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!" Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park... And all you politicos who're missin' the mark... Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?! Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 2/23/2004, 10:41:20 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Muslims" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Muslims...my FRiends... When will yer Jihad disappear?! Arabs...my bros... Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good Allah in their souls... Saudi money...EVIL goals!! Please explain why them folks died!! But Muslims...my FRiends... 'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Allah...is innocent...yeah... Koran's Right...put HATE aside!! Muslims...we'll still love ya... Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep... Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!! Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!! And soldiers...Our Sons, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby... Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?! Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
FReegards...MUD
3 posted on 9/18/01 11:44 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
My heads been hurting My backs been achin The waters drying up Theres a war in the makin People eating bugs cause they wont eat bacon Dog-gonnit
Needles in the streets Folks hardly surviving Sidewalks next to hiways Full of cars self driving Poor keep hurting Rich keep thriving Dog gonnit
Theres a little town somewhere The only thing you hear at night is that old mill humming The only time traffic backs up Is when that old sweet north and southern train is runnin with me and a Dog- gonnit Just me and a dog -gonnit
People crying about burning coal Not the poor souls whos-is digging it I reckon theres been many good men in the grave trying to keep our houses lit Down in the oil fields Pipelines linemen and the coal mines So we can sit at home and plug in a new fangled bullshit And republicans and democrats I swear they are all just fill of crap I ain never met a good city slicker Bureaucrat
Theres a little town somewhere The only thing you hear at night is that old mill a-humming The only time traffic backs up Is when that old sweet north and southern train is hummin
with me and a Dog-gonnit with me and a Dog-gonnit
My heads been hurtin My backs been achin The waters drying up Theres a war in the makin People eating bugs cause they wont eat bacon Dog-gonnit
He claims he is apolitical, but he's certainly anti-Left, imho...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Fed'ral Prison Blues!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues")
I hear Left's pain a'risin'...it's growin' like their spin!! Folks, I ain't seen no Justice since before Clinton!! I'm stuck on FReepin' Willie...RATZ slime keeps stag'rin' on!! Still, RATZ stain keeps on growin'...come join the FReeperZone!!
When I was just a Newbie, Ol' JimRob told me, "Son... Always FReep Fer Truth, boy...reject Left's Sosh'list SCUM!!" Still, I FReep DemRATZ in DeeCee, just to watch them cry!! When I hear RATZ Med'yuh crowin'...I take a stand and fight!!
(guitar pickin')
I know there's proud folks FReepin...this internet StarWars' bar... Yer prob'ly drinkin' coffee...MUDZ smokin' big ceegahhs!! Well, RATZ know they've had it comin'...fer fightin' 'gainst the FRee!! But these FReepers keep on groovin'...and that's what inspires me!!
(guitar pickin')
Folks, if yer FReepin' hard fer Justice... If John Ashcroft's post was mine... You bet I'd force Justice a good bit further down the line!! Force Slick to Fed'ral Prison...CONVICT Clinton fer his crimes!! Then we'll let that RATboy Willie do his prison time!!
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
55 posted on 3/26/2004, 12:51:20 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Fools (Vote Fer Joe Biden)!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)")
Cruised into a bar on the shore Her picture graced the grime on the door She a long lost love at first bite Baby maybe you're wrong but you know that's alright That's right
Backstage we're havin the time Of our lives until somebody say Forgive me if I seem out of line Then she whipped out her gun Tried to blow me away
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
So never judge a book by its cover Or who you gonna love by your lover Love put me wise to her love in disguise She had the body of a venus Lord, imagine my surprise
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
Baby let me follow you down Let me take a peek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, all night Baby let me follow you down Turn the other cheek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, sue me
What a funky lady She like it like it like it like that He was a lady
Pre...MUD
76 posted on 3/26/2004, 10:24:02 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"