Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:353692 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
#2. To: GailA, pokerboy, kristinn, Angelwood, BufordP, Doctor Raoul, BobJ, Jim Robinson, Race Bannon (#0)
"Stand!!" (To be sung to Jewel's "Hands")
If I could tell the World just one thing... It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!" Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital... And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!
We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!! We must gather ourselves around our Faith... Fer Right's what Dem Lib'rals most fear!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what they've sown. Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home... And we shall not be broken!!
Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins... We must remove Left's cancer!!
Yes...heartache came to visit me... But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!! We'll fight...we know we're Right!! For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight. 'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice... There OURS shall go singin'!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!! It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!! Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!
In the End, only the Truth matters... In the End, only Justice matters!! I will get down on my knees, and I will pray... You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!! Allah?! Three planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what I've sown. Now you've riled us...attacked our home!! Folks, we shall not be broken!! Right shall not be broken!!!
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind. We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart. We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes... We are God's hands...RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!
Tear the roof off, we're gonna tear the roof off the mothersucker Tear the roof off the sucker (x4)
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going round (x2)
Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk We gotta have that funk (x2)
La la la la la Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww! (x2)
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going round (x2)
Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk We gotta have that funk (x2)
La la la la la Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww! (x2)
We're gonna turn this mother out (x2)
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going round (x4)
Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd & 3rd}) We gotta have that funk (x7)
Ow, we want the funk (we're gonna turn this mother out) Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk (we're gonna turn this mother out) We gotta have that funk (x2)
Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd & 3rd}) We gotta have that funk (x2)
We want the funk Give up the funk We need the funk We gotta have that funk (x3)
La la la la la Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, owww! (x2)
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down (x2) There's a whole lot of rhythm going down You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down There's a whole lot of rhythm going down
Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk (let us in we'll tear this mother out {after 2nd & 3rd})
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemocRATZ are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
The DemocRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!
"Masterful Whore!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**) **(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Slick has never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! RATZ laud his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... Left is hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems Dem Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow God's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Socialism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, Right's WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )=^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... I'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... Plant a flower o'er yer head!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 02/10/2001 20:20:51 PST by Mudboy Slim
"OUR Promised Land!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promised Land")
(MUD on harmonica...)
In my East Richmond MudCave in the urban core, I earn ALL my money and reject Statist Power!! Driving cross the Chesterfield county line... I got the radio on and I'm just makin' rhymes!! Working all day fightin' Biden's barrage... Fightin' fer Right, erasin' Left's mirage... Pretty soon, Progressives, Right's gonna take charge!!
DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... When folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!! Lib'rals, call me MUDboy, but I'm a man... The Right believes this's OUR Promised Land!!
I've done my best to live the Right way... MUD gets up every morning and goes to work each day. Still, RATZ LIES R VILE and BigGuv'ment's GROWN... Sometimes, Dem Marxist FREAKS make me wanna explode!! Explode and DEVOLVE POWER, let's start... Sing the Truth and cut spending...do yer part!! Find somebody, teach'em, FREEDOM's in our hearts!!
DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... ONCE folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!! Marxists, call me MUDboy, but I'm a man... AND Right believes it's OUR Promised Land!!
(MUD on saxaphone lead, then a little harmonica)
There's a dark cloud rising from Big Guv'ment Whore'd... MUD sings his songs...cheerleading folks gatherin' to swarm!! Gather each November 2 VOTE...DEVOLVE Left's POWER!! Let's shrink down TheState...RAT-minions cower!! Vote away...Dem FREAKS that tear US apart!! Vote away...RAT-dreams of enacting Marx!! Vote away...Left's LIES that leave folks hungry fer Truth... Let's hope yer smart, kids...
DemRATZ in DeeCee cower...'cuz Left understands... Once folks awake, we're voting and taking stands!! Statists, call me MUDboy, but I'm a man... YES!! Right believes it's OUR Promised Land!!
"FReep Out 'Gainst Injustice!!" (To be sung to Friend & Lover's "Reach Out of the Darkness")
I think it's so groovy now... That people are finally gettin' together! I think it's wonderful how... The sheeple are finally fightin' this Felon!! I think it's so groovy now... The sheeple are finally gettin' together! I think it's wonderful how... Us sheeple are risin' up 'gainst JOE Biden!!
Reach out in the darkness... FReep out 'gainst Injustice!! Reach out in the darkness... And you may find a FRiend!!
JOE was a man who I did not care for... And then one day, Swampz thugs gave me a call!! We sat and talked...about JOEZ many crimes... Now Left's Agents...AGREE JOEZ GONNA RESIGN!!
Reach out in the darkness... FReep out 'gainst Injustice!! FReep out 'gainst the heartless... And Slick shall meet his end!!
I think it's so groovy now... That people are finally gettin' together! I think it's wonderful how... The sheeple are finally fightin' this Felon!! I think it's so groovy now... The sheeple are finally gettin' together! I think it's wonderful how... Us sheeple are risin' up 'gainst this TRAITOR!!
Don't be afraid of BIDEN...don't be afraid!! Don't be afraid...JOEZ worthless Commie Scum!! Listen to me... Everybody needs to tell their chu-u-ums!! Everybody FReep somebody 'bout this Lib'ral Scum!! Now FReep out!!
FReep out from the darkness... FReep out 'gainst Injustice!! FReep out fer yer Country... Folks, JOEZ Vile Reign SHALL END!!
I think it's so groovy now... The sheeple are finally comin' together! I think it's wonderful how... The sheeple are finally ignorin' the Media!! I think it's so groovy now... The sheeple are finally FReepin' together! I think it's wonderful how... Us sheeple are risin' 'gainst this TYRANT!! I think it's so groovy now... The sheeple are finally fightin' RATZ minions! I think it's wonderful how... Us sheeple are finally fightin' 'gainst TREASON!!
Mudboy Slim...grooooovin'
BTW... 7 October 2000, Lincoln Monument, Washington, DC (9 am-6 pm)... BE THERE OR FOREVER BE LYIN' TELLIN' FOLKS YOU WERE!!!
21 Posted on 09/26/2000 11:54:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Fight the Fight Fer FReedom!!" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Find the Cost of FReedom")
Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Biden down... Righteous Lord shall guide us through...PROSECUTION NOW!!! RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear Left's Stonewall down... Countrymen, Right calls on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)
"Treason and High Crimes!!" (To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
It's a Place yer Children dream of, where Great Men once led the FRee... Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat... FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride! But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns... Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true... If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?! Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King. But patriots cannot believe in Bill, 'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
"Treason and High Crimes don't Matter!" Good DemocRATZ fallin' from glory... Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!" Left's King's a FReak...Good Folks Abhor You-oouu!!
(Guitar Jammin')
Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap... Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie! Crimes and Slime define their WHORE, they take up all his time. We'll Re-Impeach, then Slick will do his prison time... Right'll force him there!!!
Treason and High Crimes will be proved... Will DemocRATZ follow Slick blindly?! The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!" Election's soon...Voters will show You-oouu! Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to Fade)
FReegards...MUD
15 Posted on 08/18/2000 11:27:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"SlickWillie LIES!! (under oath)" (To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds")
Slick's just like The Clap...Slick Won't Stay Out... Becuz Bill Loves US sooo much, Ladies!! Folks, won't you see?! EX-Prez'dent Clinton's "Guilty!!" Networks LIE...don't believe a word Left's sayin'!!
We must DETHRONE Bill Clinton...must CONVICT Slick's LIES!! (IMPEACH Left's LIES....)** Folks, we can't build our "bridge" when OUR EX-Prez'dent's LYIN'!! So, c'mon FReepers, let's go!! Right's gotta DETHRONE Left's 'HO!! We gonna teach DemLib'rals 'bout OUR Rights!! 'Cuz once we DETHRONE Slick...and keep Ol' Dubyuh in, Slick'll spend many years in Jail fer SPYIN'!! (Folks, keep fightin'....)** World shall go on without Slick...Tyranny's Left's CRIME!! (Slick we'll INDICT!!)** We'll shatter all Left's dreams...De-Brainwash Left's Minds!! Left retails Fear and Lies...Fer OUR Country We Shall Fight!! We won't let Liberty die...Seek Justice, you know just what we gotta do!! Ummm...uhmmmm...yeah...yeah...
Slick's caught in our TRAP...let's FReep him down!!
Becuz a Traitor Can't Be Prez'dent!! It's so clear to me...gotzta Fight to be FRee!! (Ooh-ahhh-oooohh)** Don't y'all care what yer grandchildren say?!
Now, FReepers, SING IT!! Slick's Caught in OUR Trap!!...Slick We'll INDICT!! Limbaugh Shall Sing the Truth, sweet Nation!! Ohhh...can't just feel it?! Slick's just like The Clap...gotta shut Left out...
(Repeat...fade to finish)
Thank ya...thankyaverymuch...MUD
**(FReeperGal Chorus, of course!!)
139 posted on 1/2/02 11:36 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"Lucky Man" (To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
He had the zealots, and harems by the score... Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said. Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!
He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Our soldiers soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! His zealots couldn't save him, so we shot "bin", and HE DIED!!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim
46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!)
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, Dem Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But someday, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams will come true!! Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of Slick's scam... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim
97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Walk On The VILE Side!!" (To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")
Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... Politicked his way across the U-S-A. RAPED some women on the way... Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said: "Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!" Said "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!! But Huang never lost the Prez... 'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said... "Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!" Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!" And Left's MedyuhShills go... "doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo..."
Tobackky Al never once gave it away, Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!! Corruption here fer some TREASON there... Clinton's White House is the place where they said: "Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!" Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... Looking for some lovin' from his booty call!! Drove into the Chappaquiddick, Drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said: "Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..." Said, "Hey Jack, DemonRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
HildaBeast's just fading away, Thought she was VeePee in her day. Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash, Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said: "Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!" And the DemocRATZ go, "doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo..."
Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (Updated 18 February 2003)
"Keep Our Votes to Ourselves!!" (To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")
We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing... Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!! 'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing... Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!! Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf... We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Now, Dubyuh and ewe RINOZ, why you wanna treat US this way?! Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemocRATZ can't feel our pain!! Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!! Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!" Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf... Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)
C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!
Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in... Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!! Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!" We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!" Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!! Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"
"Party That Knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!" (To be sung to Doug Stone's "A Jukebox With A Country Song")
After five good years together... Fightin' fer what is Right, We disagreed 'bout Dubyuh... 'Cuz spending's outta sight!! It's that ol' familiar fight, folks... Fed'ral spendin' must come down!! We must fight now fer less Guv'ment... Devolve Power outta DeeCee town!!
Well, I voted once fer Dubyuh... And FReeper songs I sang!! But I'm startin' to feel like a fool... 'Cuz spendin's growin' again!! So when it's time to vote next Autumn... My support it shan't come cheap... Bush's fooled me once, feel like such a dunce, I swear, Need a spendin' FREEZE!! (And I said)
chorus: When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATZ spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere that I don't belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
Well, I voted 'gainst Jawn Wahnah... 'Cuz that RINO makes Libs proud!! But I expect more from Dubyuh... He'll last eight years, I've no doubt!! But we gotta put on spendin' brakes... And fight against Left's slime!! So before you tell Ol' Mud to leave, Cut spendin' fer all-time!!
(repeat chorus) When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment that we abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATZ spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere I wanna belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
...Sure, folks, I wanna belong... Wanna Party that knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
Mudboy Slim
496 posted on 3/7/2004, 11:51:05 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"The Wait..." (To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... "Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!" "Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!" MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and... You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side... MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!" James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and... You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!! The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make Dem Leftists see!! MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and... Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!" MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man." He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and... Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time... To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!! Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and... Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
1 posted on 10/26/2001, 6:22:36 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@int.Negotiable!!)
"Simple Man" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am... But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core! I gotta work like a Dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee... Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese, And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more! Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!" But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!" Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down. Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope, I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope, I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til Dem Leftists' Cower!!!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone thrown their values away, They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof... "A Lie's Still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth." Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him, Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, Men!!!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse, But if I ketch somebody breakin' in MUDZ House, I gotta full-blown ars'nal waitin' on the other side! So don't go a pushin' me against my will, I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will, So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by! Becuz as far as I'm concerned There Ain't No Excuse, For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse, But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness... We'll just put them Lib'rals back on the Boat, Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats, Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today, People done gone put their Bibles away... They livin' by the "Law of Dem Lib'rals" not the "Law of the Land." Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof, A Lie's still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth!! Bill better watch what he's sayin', Right's closin' in on him... Right's Hell-Bent on Justice...SLICK'S A TRAITOR, MEN!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend... Mudboy's bent on Justice, Yer Butt's Hist'ry, Man!!
SlixMYbitch...MUD
246 posted on 11/20/2001, 4:27:36 AM by Mudboy Slim
"We Are the RightWing!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")
Right is the Future...Right is FRee... Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!! Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!! We reject Left's fools...RATS ain't FRee!! But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!! Right gotz soul...like the Gip!! Back in '96, man, I was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!! 'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!! Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!! Press, ask REAL questions...know Joe Biden lies... RATS are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes... Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!! We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill's a Prison Queen!! 'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!! Left's [an] illegitimate scourge of man... RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!! Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!! MUD can rap with this KidRock punk... So just Devolve Power before DemRATS wake up!! Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"... And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!! I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts... Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!! Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!! We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!! So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush... Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!! 'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand... We're a legitimate righteous land!! RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! The Worlds needs patriots liberatin'!! Liberate US...yeah!!
RATS ain't nuthin'!!
FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! This World needs more righteous liberation!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we feed on sweet Justice!!
I love my FReepin' fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! DemRATS say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines... Left's thoughts are scams...RATS make no sense... Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!! Raisin' Cain on the internet... NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!! I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun... Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!! DemLib'rals seem so odd... Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!" I am just Mudboy, you'll understand... Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! Left's freaks fool you!! Right wantsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!!
185 posted on Sunday, August 15, 2004 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Freedom is the Way!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lonely Stranger")
Right remains divisible... 'Cuz our thinking's FREE!! I have joined...in many FReeps... Defendin' Liberty!!
Folks are born with a righteous quest... Wise hunger to be free!! Parents taught, "Never Fear!!" RATS discourage me.
'Cuz Right is only Nat'ral, folks... FReedom is THE Way!! Sheeple must learn what’s goin’ on... Truth shall win the day!! Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will...
Walk the walk...stand and fight!! Freedom is not FREE!! Left, it tries...to stoke our fears... Marxist Tyranny!!
Leftists say, "Big Guv'ment's GOOD!!" RINOs, they agree... RATS're hooked...on Guv'ment dough... That’s not Right for me.
'Cuz Right must overcome Left's fears... Freedom is the Way!! Media don’t know what’s goin’ on... Folks, TRUTH shall win the day!! Yes, it will...yes, it will...yes, it will... Yes, it will...yes, it will... "Freedom is the Way!!"
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away... Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air. You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!! I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen... Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!! Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!! What a surprise! That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes... Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!! NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!! Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
[The Lib'rals Prayer] "Slick Willie's my Shepherd...I shall not want. I Care Not That He LIES!! To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
True Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!! He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!! For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!! Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones, Through quiet reflection and great dedication, COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!! LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Marxists' Eyes Water!!!
Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Ol' Slick with a SCREEEAM!! Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans... Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Have you heard the News?!! Socialism's DEAD!! Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!! Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
Heh heh heh...SlixMYbi+C#!!
MUD (7/26/98)
148 posted on 1/3/2002, 12:08:39 AM by Mudboy Slim
"House of the Vile Clintons!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... There lived the Vile Clintons!! And Bill's been the Hero of many Lib'rals... Yet Slick's a bag o' scum!!
Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR... He sold our nukes fer cheap!! Our FReedoms are endangered, folks... 'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs... Is fer his TREASON to be judged!! 'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'... Is when we string Left up!!
Slick killed them lasses down in Texas... Slick torched that Waco Compound!! Folks, the only pleasure RATZ get outta life... Is when they're Abusin' their Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen... We gotta do what must be done!! Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee... That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on Left's Whore'd!! Yes, we SHALL remove Slick's Stain!! We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Let's put that boy in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Slick's Fate is in Prison!! We're goin' back to force Congress... To Re-Impeach Clinton!!
It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee... We shan't condone TREASON!! Must sing this tune of Justice, FReepers... Yes, We'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/08/2000 13:29:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)
"FRiends of Slick Willie" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight... Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 2/10/2002, 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down... Freedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come... Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff... Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on Mo's Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlixMYbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know...you must fear my desires... Justice fer thugs...time to face the choir!! Left is cloven, Willie...Yer a Liar!! Ashcroft is racin'...Left can't keep up... The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the horses of Truth'n'Justice... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
"No Sympathy Fer the Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for many long years... Stole many a man's Hope and Faith! Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who could think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATZ are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame! Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
(cool guitar jammin')
Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!
'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! When you see Slick, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade. Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!... Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Tell you, voters, it's something you can change! Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?! Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
"Joe Biden's Final Scene" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")
Watch the Leftist's bridges burn... Yes, Joe's TREASON, it must end!!! Politicians rise and fall... Biden's spies shall fall, my FRiends!! Ev'ry fool must face his End... Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!! Lib'rals, no it's not a dream... Folks, MUDZ viewpoint's not extreme... It's Joe Biden's Final Scene!
[To Joe Biden hisse'f] Joe, how you tried to make it work... Did you really think it could? How you LIED to make it last... Did you really think it would? DemocRATZ, Left's stayed too long... Now it's finally time Joe's freed... Boy, it's finally time you leave! JOE, you know just what I mean... It's Joe's Impeachment Scene!!
Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong... Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow. Their Socialist Values are reviled... RightWing knew that long ago! Now the Media's all upset... And Joe's lies are getting olde... Next election'll soon be here... And Joe's Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!
Nixon's ghost has been revived... And Joe knows it in his heart!! Next, the polls fall through the floor. When Joe's gone, Kamala starts. As Joe Biden hits the road, Joe looks different...looks deranged... Flying from his gilded cage! Now TRUMPsters take center screen... It's Dem Marxists' Final Scene!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence)
"Right Side of the Tunes" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Sex Lunatic President...a Miscreant President... Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand! Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...President is lookin' small... The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore... But every day, they enable Slick still more!
But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined... While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill. And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew... I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept! We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"... We'll rearrange Dem Lib'ral's brains!! We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me! Clinton shall die in chains...he shan't go free!!!
So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... You sing out but no one seems to hear! Those DemocRATZ promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins! Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
[Eclipse] Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease... It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels... She was in love...while Bill masturbates... Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
To all you RATZ, it ain't a big deal... All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Left can't create...Left just destroys... Socialist fools...they'll learn someday. The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete! Come join the Right...we're winning the fight! We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE... All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law... Yes, it's true! The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
Mudboy Slim
"Wonderful things are about to happen..." (2001: A Space Odyssey)
1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Boldly Just!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")
Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades... Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick... Slick's felony schemes grow...sneers at RATZ classless crowd!!
Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!! STOOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan... Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead... But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"
'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!! Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!! Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!! Just ask the Sultan!!
Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War... Songs ooze pure euphoria!! Kristinn is young, full of daring... And really quite steady when the RATZ come round!! JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow... In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!! And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!! Devotin' my life to RATZ TRAITOROUS Fool... But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Old as MUD!! Yeah, yeah... Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie) We're Bold and Just!! Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything) Yeah, yeah, yeah
Heh heh heh...MUD
152 posted on 12/20/2002, 12:47:26 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Ring DemBells!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Marxists preach!! "Let's Impeach!!" Mudboy cried... "We got Truth on our side... "And Bidenz Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells...make yer Righteous stand, so voters will know!! Folks, it's Rush Hour now... Help us FReep 'gainst RATZ Power!! Lord, the sun is settin' low upon Swamp's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells so the World will know Joe BIDENZ SCUM!! Folks, the Networks are asleep... But their Power's weak... And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells for RATZ morally-bereft! Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few... Who would judge the many... Yet say, "JOE is KEWL!!" Ring Dem bells for the Chi-Com SPIES... For the kids that died... When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Ring Dem bells for our soldiers whom TraitorJOE entombed!! List of crimes is long... But Bold Patriots are strong... And We're Breakin' Down Resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/17/2001 22:59:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!! So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back... And tell ya "You're a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World... They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!! Medyuh WHORE'd...They're ALL Sissies... I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look... But I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATS, they're pretty funny... They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Biden on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'... They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City... I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...
Media spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Hunter, he's such a DUNCE!! Give RATZ half YER money...let's put Slick behind bars... Let's Impeach Left's Boy, I say... WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers... First step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
"You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!!" (To be sung to Bachman- Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet...")
Algore's a genteel woah-man... Left's stuck with Al the twig. Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em... When they bailed out Slick Willie! I think that...late Justice is still Justice... So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh... Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say... US FReepers shant fergit!! Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!! WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit... F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!"
(Guitar strummin')
Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh... He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!! Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment... October Surprise, yessir!! MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!! Gonna take what we can git!! Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!! MUD says... You ain't seen nuthin' yet... N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!! Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists... Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie... You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You need re-educatin'... Come on back to school!!
Late Justice is still Justice... We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!! Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!! Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!! I say... Us FReepers shant fergit!! Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!! Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!! Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!! Mo said you needed an extension... Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
FReegards...MUD
2 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:34:02 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Impeachment Fever!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever")
Ha-aiigh!! Well, Bill don't know where we come from, but we're comin' on strong... Slick knows we're gonna Impeach!! Yeah, the polls say folks don't want it, 'cuz the Econ'my's goin' good... Those pollsters ain't been talkin' to me!! Come join me...Catch the Fever! Impeachment Fever!!
It's high time Clinton got it...got his Li'l Willie blowed... By an intern...Slick Willie's paramour! The Prez'dent's playin' doctor, so he slid her his "cure"... Bill's got'im an intern humidor!!! We're gettin'...Impeachment Fever! Election's nearing! It's growin'...Impeachment Fever! Left is quiv'rin'! It's gettin' dangerous...Slick'll feel our pain! Folks want a ch-ch-change! You know it's over when...Lib'rals complain, "It's okay for Bill to LIE... Guys...Oh, can't we drop this thing?!"
Well, Bill makes those Lib'rals purr...what a powerful "man"... Hill'ry loves her husband, "The Creep"!! The Left knows election's blown...sad times for DemocRATZ... They love Guv'ment, but they're just Sheep!! Come join me...Catch the Fever! Impeachment Fever! Go vote and FReep 'gainst TREASON! Rage against Left's "Leader"!
"Lies of a Traitor!!" (To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby")
When I think about the TREASON JOE aided... RATZ lies're outrageous!! Left-Wing Media is drivin' US crazy... Our ire's contagious!! Well, JOE knows now that young girls ain't playthings... But TraitorJOEZ got DemLib'rals on their knees!!
As I look back on Reagan's Legacy... Our Country, Dutch saved it!! He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil... That's why Lib'rals hate him!! Swamp thinks that Truth is just rel'tive... Lyin' Boy, JOEZ a puppet for Beijing!!!
Today, we'll take on DeeCee... DemLibs just cheat and lie!! Ol' JOE'll just fall at our feet... And RATZ Swamp'll begin to cry...
Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give Joe... He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*] Livin' in Prison will drive that PUNK crazy... He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Well, Joe knows that we're onto his "Sting"... JOEZ workin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*] Oh, when Joe looks back from his prison cell, wow... JOE lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*] Everyone needs to help us FReep... Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [JOEZ a Chinese Agent!*] Let RATZ feel the Power of FReep... JOE'll cry like a baby!! [JOEZ justa Traitor!!*]
[*FReeperGal Chorus]
Sing it, Ladies...MUD
337 posted on 2/15/2003, 8:09:15 AM by Mudboy Slim (America, Bless GOD...'cuz He's ALWAYS Blessed US!!)
"Vile Forces" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")
RATZ think this Country is easy to fool... Abusing their Power, Obstructin' the Truth! Shameless Traitors, Presidency's a Sham... You know we can't let this High Treason stand! Vile Forces hold JOEZ critics at bay... But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!!
America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain... Networks can't hide it, their power has waned. No explanation, no compromise... Will make us feel better until JOE Resigns! Vile forces try to lead us astray... Marxist "choices" bleed our Freedoms away!
It must concern you, JOEZ sins and his lies... But now JOEZ beholden to his Communist spies! Our faith's been broken, Swamp must be tried... They'll rot in prison to pay for their crimes!! Vile forces try to excuse it away... DemocRAT Comrades condone Evil, I say, "Vile forces mustn't lead us astray... Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!"
FReegards...MUD
601 posted on 2/19/2003, 10:19:22 AM by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git Ashcroft Outta the DOJ!!!)
"Fight the Fight Fer FReedom" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Find the Cost of FReedom")
Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Biden down... Righteous Lord shall guide us through...PROSECUTION NOW!!! RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear Swamp's Stonewalls down... Countrymen, Right calls on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)
"FWIW...Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here... It ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, Slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!! DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong... They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds... We're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Clinton feels he can't be beat... Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClowns!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions Have Grown!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We Shall INDICT T- Mac...Stop RATZ Clown!! All ya good patriots, come help us out!! We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Marxists...STOP DemClowns!! Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 12/29/2001 4:35 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"Marchin' on DeeCee!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")
I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486... Fax machine and patriotism galore. Left's threatnin' our Rights with their Big Guv'ment ROT... Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore! Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last... Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town. 'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched... We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT RATZ Clowns!!
Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight... We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat! Spring is here and The Time Is Right... For FReepin' on DeeCee!!
We decry corruption when we see'it... We expose Tyranny by the State. When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport... We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife. Now some folks, they just give up caring... And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece. Some folks come home from work and wash up... Then go hit the Web to FReep!!
Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight... We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet! Spring is here and The Time's Just Right... We're Gonna DESTROY DemElites!!
(Keyboard/Percussion)
We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago... Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye fer the babes." With far-Left Media at his back... Slick told the World he's here to stay! But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies... So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right! This Country's drones, they need a spark... Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"
Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House... But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!" They stare off all numb, afraid to fight... Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn. For all YOU Mind-Numbed Robots and Network "HotShots"... Ignorin' crimes to Beat the Band... Tonight, the FReepers and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee... And Purge LEFT's Filth From OUR Land!
Tonight, we fight the righteous fight... Out of our way, RINOZ, you best keep! 'Cuz Autumn's here and the mood's just Right... For FReepin' on DeeCee!
(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)
Mudboy Slim
102 posted on 9/18/2003, 12:21:28 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#1772. To: AAABEST, cardinal4, Ragtime Cowgirl (#1770)
"Ripple" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Ripple")
If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh... And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee... Would you hear my views comin' through the music?! Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken... Perhaps they're better left unsung. )8^D> Yes, I know...folks don't really care... Still, FReeper songs'll soon fill the air!!
Ripples in still water... If Left feels no sense of loss...they have no soul!! Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!! Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!! Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!! 'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
Bill must be told...to take the highway... GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!! And once Slick goes, Lib'rals will follow... BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!
Ripples in still water... When you fail to raise your voice, no one will know!! You can choose...to keep yer silence... But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!! FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you... Yes, I know the way...I will take you home!!
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh... La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh... La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
(spoken "2-3-4")
All these lies we've been fed... Left says we shouldn't care. RINOZ just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!" Folks laugh, they think we're playin'... FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes... But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!
Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Or the Med'yuh report on RATZ Tyranny?!! It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country... C'mon Sheeple, let's Kick A$$ on Dem Elites!!
Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'... Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...BigMan on acoustic guitar)
Like to see Left's RAPIST git what's coming... Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!! Good folks needta stop and think about...well, JOEZ Chi-Com TREASON... Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it... Show DemRAT fools We're Right and They Are Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!
(key change to A for piano solo by Dr. MonDremo) A E D (played 4x) (back to G)
Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! But the things Press write about us prove they're RATZ WHORE'd!! You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland... But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it... Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!! 'Cuz I can see Swampz EVIL a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!
FReepers, I foresee JOEZ Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right lets DemMediaMarxists make US their fools!! Left takes all OUR money...to pay Dem RAT-WHORE'dz!! Now RATZ're with some of JOEZ Chi-Com Buddies... Treasonin' with Obamaz shills!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!! Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Lib'ral DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Medyuh Whore'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade TraitorJOE... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation... 'Cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all JOE Bidenz SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, RATZ Shall Squeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Marxist DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Medyuh HO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh... Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by Dem Marxist DOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Medyuh HO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002 3:24 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"White House del Clintonia" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair, Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air, I'm part of the resistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight, Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night!!
There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! (Aaiigghh!!) And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!" Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way, Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a handsome face... Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia, Three Hundred times per year, Lib'rals sleeping here."
Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent, He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls "friends"! How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat, Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!
So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show me some spine!" Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!" And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!" Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...Sheeple, we must wake...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace! They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia! What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"
Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!" Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, beggin' Li'l Willie's advice!" But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies, Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT this Beast!
Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like these Whores... We have to find a passage back to the way things were before! "Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt... With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"
We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...
FReegards...MUD
43 posted on 09/20/2001 2:20:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
The crowd without a face Begins to fill the space In the arena Flashlights at his feet The lion from the street Awaits the Christians A single strobe ignites the night
The smoke begins to rise A sea of staring eyes Gaze on the sunburst His weapon at his side He flashes it with pride Before his legions Fires begin to rage And they engulf the stage All right Bring on the night
He's in complete control He's stepping proud and bold And everything he touches Turns to gold He's got girls by the score He's got 'em screaming for more But when they get too close He bars the door
He makes his great escape Leaves them in his wake Without a warning The ritual is done A night no longer young Fades into morning The sun begins to rise As he begins to close his eyes
Pre...MUD
364 posted on 1/30/2004, 2:54:59 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Puff, the Angry D'A$$hole!!" (To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")
Puff, the Lib'ral Leader, Bane of the FRee... Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!! Effete Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff, 'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! WOAH!!
Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny... He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!! South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!" And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tommie's disease!!
Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes a cryin' shame... Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!! Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came, Lib'ral t'wits bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame. Woah!
Puff, RATZ Marxist Leader, loathed liberty... Big Guv'ment was his Power trip and he'd tax all he could see!! Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he... He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!
The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void... HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left's overjoyed!! In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!! 'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!
Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain... Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!! Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave... So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!
Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee... Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATZ chose Hillary!! Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously... The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by Slick Willie!!
FReegards...MUD
90 posted on 01/02/2004 12:48:37 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"WAR!!" (To be sung to Springsteen's live version of Strong/Whitfield's "War")
War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! What is it good for?! Sometimes...War defends our FReedoms!! War is something the Right despises... 'Cuz it means the loss of soldiers' lives!! War means fear's in thousands of mothers' eyes... Yet proud of their loved one's willingness to fight!!
War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! Say it again... War?! What is it good for?! FReedom...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!! War!! Send yer enemies to the undertaker!! Left is the Enemy...of all Mankind... The thought of war chills my spine... Patriots fought each generation fer liberation... Emancipation...reconstruction...Right Wins the Fight!!
War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! What is it good for?! FReepers...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
War's what happens when Right sheds Tyranny!! Hitler disabled...Mussollini!! Life is too precious to let Tyrants win the day!! War, it takes life...a cost of FReedom we must pay!!
War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!! War!! Send vile enemies to meet their Maker!! Peace Love and Understanding... Are moot when airplaines topple the World Trade!! Right knows we must fight to keep our FReedom!! Lord knows we gotta make Dem Marxists PAY!! Join our Culture War!!
War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! What is it good for?! FReepers...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
Mudboy Slim
176 posted on 6/1/2004, 9:54:26 AM by Mudboy Slim (IMPEACH TraitorJOE Biden!!)
"Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)")
Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!! There's more to RATZ TREASON...than Chi-Com SPIES. Hey hey, my my.
Lust fer the Truth...Uncover the Facts!! Left, they love JOE...[and] Marxist DemocRATZ!! Big Guv'ment's WRONG...Right must attack!! When yer searchin' fer Truth...FReep into the Black.
Dutch Reagan's gone but he's not forgotten!! Justice's the ending fer JOEY Biden!! US FReepers'll turn out...'cuz Rush Limbaugh FReeps!! TraitorJOEZ done...his crimes ain't fergotten.
Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!! There's more to JOEZ TREASON than Chi-Com SPIES!! Hey hey, my my...
"RATZ Loathe Liberty!!" (To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight... I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!! We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame... Rejectin' Swampz Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!! Oppressin' what's Right... RATZ want folks on their knees... Sedition's unwise!! Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!! Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin... Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Truth be told...Right's BOLD!! Yes, I know...
RATZ LOATHE Liberty... Right loves bein' FRee... RATZ LOVE Tyranny... Right loves Liberty!!
Life's not fer Lib'rals... Left KILLS...no shame... Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!! RATZ mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!! We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Must be bold...good folks... 'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the FRee?! Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'... 'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!! Socialists deny hope... That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know... Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!! Right shall vote!!
RATZ LOATHE Liberty!! Right loves bein' FRee!! RATZ LOVE Tyranny!! Right loves Liberty!!
"Walk On The VILE Side!!" (To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")
Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... Politicked his way across the U-S-A. RAPED some women on the way... Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said: "Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!" Said "Hey Lib'rals, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!! But Huang never lost the Prez... 'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said... "Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!" Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!" And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Tobackky Al never once gave it away, Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!! Corruption here fer some TREASON there... Clinton's White House is the place where they said: "Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!" Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!! Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said: "Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..." Said, "Hey Jack, DemonRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
HildaBeast's just fading away, Thought she was VeePee in her day. Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash, Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said: "Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!" And the DemonRATZ go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)
Mudboy Slim First FReeped 20 July 1997 (re-FReeped 18 February 2003)
Fer Righteous Truths, we shall fight you... Fer Justice, we'll give all we have!! The RightWing, we'll triumph ev'ry time and we're MAD!!
DemRATZ support Vice...they like Tyrants!! Left's words are just Socialist swill!! Fer Power, RATZ're STOOOPID, olde, and sad!!
The Left promotes TREASON... Reject Dem Leftist RATZ!! Dethrone Dem Marxist RATZ!!
Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Our FReedoms have been dearly bought... Fer Justice, Right's gotta lead US to the top!!
Kerry's sayin' LIES just to trick you... Hanoi John's no good...Fight The Man!! He LIED, too, 'bout his "brothers" in Viet Nam!!
Right must fight 'gainst Treason... The Left Loves Tyranny!! The Left LOATHES all who're FRee!!
The Left's all 'bout Power... The whole Human Race shall be better... Our wealth is worth nuthin'...if we lose. Left's just Commie SCUM, don't be fooled... Left's PRO-sedition!! But Right's working to preserve Liberty!! The FReepers need YOU!!
Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Our FReedoms have been dearly bought... Our Nation...depends on soldiers atop the Wall!!
Right'll pay any price just to win this... Culture War's 'bout Good against Bad!! Must fight fools...Right can't empower RATZ Lib'ralMan!!
Right shall win with Honor!! Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Rejoice...Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?!")
Yeah!! Yeah, we got Reagan roots... Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!! Left's just victimized... KerryBOTS...Beijing SPIES!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh Whore'd!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!
Johnny Kerry, he's a strange one... Help US, Nation...we're in danger... Reject Kerry...he's no leader!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Kerry's UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject John Kerry!! We're Right NOW!!
RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls... Right shall bring it...we got soul!! Left's just beggin'...RATZ ain't FRee!! Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer FReaks!! We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!! Righteous growlin'...Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!! Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!! RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!
(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)
Mudboy Slim
91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim (Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
TraitorJOE's got it rough... Left's gettin' desperate!! Hunter's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give JOE many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATZ, y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore the LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!! Left must confess!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!! RATZ, y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...dream...export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Marx is DEAD!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Muslims...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's hard...Demand the Truth!! RATZ, y'all don't know yerself!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 09/18/2004 8:35:05 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Rally Fer Our Nation!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
Slick's a spy fer China... Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!! Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden... Dreams of Amsterdam libations... Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams... Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
The Beacon fer the world... Pride of the western civilization... We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!! Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!! Left's oh so queer...RATZ're HollyWeird!! Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
Dubyuh's surgin' very well... November 3rd awaits US!! Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win... 'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
[Chorus:] Airborne...uniform... MUDZ corps...just war... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed... Lied about his own conflagrations... JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side... Genghis Khan's mis-information!! Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts... John LIED to the whole Nation!!
TRUTH is what Dem Lib'rals most fear... Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!! Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years... Righteous songs on yer AM stations!! Our liberties are here to stay... We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...
RATZ're stained...they chose their way... Devolve Power to the States, men... Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... But good FReepers rule this Nation!! 'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout... We're just another FReedom station!! Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world... FReep fer our Liberation!!
Dubyuh's surgin' very well... November 3rd awaits US!! Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test... 'Tis Clinton's scalp MUDZ craving!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
"No Sympathy for Dem Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World... To the Left, they feel no shame! Been around here for forty long years... Stole many young man's Hope and Faith! Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ... Bore our crosses and bore our pain. Made damn sure our Savior... Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign! Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame! Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg, When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed. Killed the Czar and his ministers... As well as any Man who dared Think! They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks... When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank! Please believe me...Socialists are to blame! Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained! They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?" While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free! Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"... But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATZ are to blame! Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame! Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!
(BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm...Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories and MUD shakin' the tambourine)
Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame. Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!! Ummmm...YEAH!!
'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints! While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint! So when you see Slick, show due courtesy... But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake! Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade. Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!!...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!! Ah, yeah!!!
Tell you Country, "Lib'rals" are their name. Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!! Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!! Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!! Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
MUDBOY SLIM
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Is Life getting better? Or do RATZ still lay blame? Barry make it easier on you now? RATZ need someone to blame!! MUD says...
Left's SCUM...let's fight!! When we're all free...we'll be all Right!! One world...we've got to share it... Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!
Lib'rals disappoint you? Left leave a bad taste in your mouth? You act like you never worked hard... So you want me to go without!! RATZ, it's...
Too late...we're Right!! Rush'll drag RATZ past out into the light!! Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame... Truth gets to Bury Dem Marxists!! Bury Dem Marxists!! Muuud...
(BigMan on guitar...)
Have you come here fer fergiveness? Have RATZ learned they're IDIOTS?!! Lord Obama's playin' Jesus... Yer just minions 2 that T'WIT!!
Do we ask too much? More than you got? RATZ owe US something... Barry's smokin' pot!! TRUTH's fun...RATZ're awful lame!! I'm free... Yer MUDZ brothers... We can do it, my friends... MUD says...
TRUTH is our template... TRUTH's a higher law!! Left is the Devil... God's the higher law!!
RATZ tax US fer spendin'... But then Left makes US crawl... Nation can't keep holding on... Big Guv'ment ROTS!! Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!
One song...Left's WRONG!! We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz we're Good!! Let's fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!! Sisters...Brothers... We're Right...RATS're awful lame!! We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!! Bury Dem Marxists!!
"Patriot Mudboy's RightWing Tune!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16")
Folks, heed my warning, Guv'ment Debt HURTS this Land... Come on, children, come on... Algore was bawlin', "Yer killin' my Plan!!" Come on, children, come on...
Mudboy knows...Truth must be told!! Come on, Limbaugh, come on... Dem RAT-FREAKS keep spendin'...Right must be BOLD!! Come on, Glenn Beck, come on...
Come on, Patriots, let's be BOLD!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! WeThePeople, RAT-Elites MUST GO!! Vote Dem Statists straight to HELL!!
(BigMan pickin' it purty...)
Well, my kids grow'd up...folks, it don't take long... Come on, Jessie, come on... Family life is swell...let dad sing his songs!! Come on, Jakey, play drums...
Come on, RightWing, welcome home!! Briefers gonna treat you swell!! WeThePeople, righteous Right must VOTE!! Waco's where KIDZ blood was spil't!!
Come on, Patriots, help MUD sing... WHUP Dem Lib'rals, it's FUN!! All Americans gotta fancy FREE!! Come on, Clinton, yer done!!
ALL TeaParties oughtta sing 'gainst Power!! Come on, FReepers, come on... Left's got nobody 'round, MUD done whupped RATZ butts!! Come on, Briefers, come on...
One of these days, 'fore Lincoln's Stair... Come on, Martin, come on... Syntaurs gonna sing...watch DemRATZ dispair!! Abe be likin' MUDZ songs!!
Heed the FoundingFathers...Power's best dispursed!! Run on, Marxists, run on... Can't make a Heaven while on this Earth!! Run on, Statists, run on...
Come on, pod'nahs, let's be BOLD!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! WeThePeople, Socialism's OLDE!! Tell RINOZ to go to HELL!!
Mudboy's gonna treat you swell!! RATZ know Kenyan Barry's leading US to HELL!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! Mmmm..MUDZ gonna ring that bell!!
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away... Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air. You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!! I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen... Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!! Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!! What a surprise! That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes... EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!! NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!! Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
[The Lib'rals Prayer] "Slick Willie's my Shepard...I shall not want. I Care Not That He LIES!! To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!! He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!! For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!! Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones, Through quiet reflection and great dedication, COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!! LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!
Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Ol' Slick with a SCREEEEEAM!! Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans... Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Have you heard the News?!! Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!! Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
"RightWing's Passionate!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Are You Passionate?")
RightWing's passionate!! Mudboy's livin' like he talks... Righteous dreamin' now!! Syntaurs goin' to the top!! RATZ are negative... Love fer Guv'ment never stops!! Learn it, you FOOLS!! Love Liberty!! Lib'rals are TOOLS!!
Ain't YOU loving it?! RATZ shall never git enuff of Slim!! Truth is everything... Folks, Mudboy never stops!! Come learn the Truth!! Freedom AIN'T free!! Help teach our YOUTH!!
Fight on, righteous soldiers... Folks enlightened 'cuz we're Right!! And ol' Mudboy kept singin', "Liberty!!" Guv'ment GROWS until it KILLS US!! Patriots, let yer MESSAGE fly!! Right rejects Lib'ral SCUM... RATZ are not free!!
(The BigMan playin' his guitar awful purty...)
Welfare makes folks prisoners... Mudboy's working from his truck... Cleaned up fer public display. MUD looks at those around me... And shares that, "We're all free..." MUD lets you see his soul ev'ry day!!
Are you SCAIR'T of MUD? Do you wish that Slim would stop? Does Truth bother you?! Do you LIKE when you are mocked?! Folks, MUDZ ripe with Truth!! Gotta fight Dem FOOLS!! MUD's working fer FREE!! I'm sportin' the Truth!! Let's WHUP Tyranny!!
NOW is the time... When Right heeds our Founders' Call... When Patriots must come together as ONE!! LeftWing people LYING!! NOW it's time to take a stand and FIGHT!! Elitists MUST now fall!!
We can't go on... Pretending RATZ are SANE!! That BARRY/DIMWIT will soon make a change... We are all a part of... God's great big family!! Sing MUDZ "TRUTH!!"...I know WISDOM'S all we need!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ kill their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Folks, DEFEAT Lib'rals!!! There's a choice we're making... We're CHOOSING to LIVE RIGHT!! Seek "TRUTH!!" We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!! Sing from yer heart!!! So RATZ know they OUGHTTA be SCAIR'T!! And Left's CRIME has been vile Tyranny!! As MUD has shown YOU by whuppin' up his threads... Patriots all must lend a helping hand!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ KILL their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!! Righteous choice MUDZ making... Swamp-TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!! Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!!
Folks, Left flouts its Power!! There seems no HOPE at all... But if Right just BELIEVES... There's no way we can FAIL!! Well, well, well, well, let us realize... That true change will only come... When we stand together as one!!
[Chorus] We are the world... RATZ KILL their children!! We are the ones who make a brighter day... Let's DEFEAT Lib'rals!! Righteous choice MUDZ making... Swamp-TRAITORS spread RAT-LIES!! Seek TRUTH!! We'll make a better day... Just you and MUD!!
"FRiends of Slick Willie" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but we vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight... Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 2/10/2002, 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"Right-Wing's Got the Passion!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Talk About the Passion")
Leftist Whore'd...Sosh'list Slime... DemocRATZ back-trackin'!! Empty souls...evil hearts... Slick's lookin' fer some action!! Not...everyone can alter the Fate of the World... Not...everyone Mass-Murders Five Thousand Kosovars!!
Talkin' RE-Impeachment...ahh hunhhh!! Talkin' Slick's Conviction... No one cares...Press went South... Ignorin' Left's Vile Corruption!! Sheeple care...we'll vote Right!! A Cultural Revolution!!
FReepers WIN...Ignore Left's Spin!! Fight to win this fight!! ...ahhhhh... RightWing's got the Passion!! ...ahhhh... Left's Hell shan't kill Our Nation!! ...ahh henh...
Not...everyone can alter the Fate of the World... Not...everyone can condone the Lies of a Felon... Convict Dems...DETHRONE Slick!!! Hunt Slick like a hawk!!
Talkin' Incarceration... Right's fightin' fer Our Nation!! Left's Medyuh's self-disgracin'!! Voting Right's Our Action!! RightWing's got the Passion!! RightWing's got the Passion!!
Mudboy Slim (8/29/99)
Updated...MUD
21 posted on 2/14/2002, 12:25:35 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?" (Written & performed by Merle Haggard)
I wish a buck was still silver, And it was back when the country was strong, Back before Elvis, and before the Vietnam War came along... Before the Beatles and "Yesterday," When a man could still work, and still would!! Is the best of the free life behind us now?! And Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?!
Are we rollin' downhill like a snowball headed for hell?! ...With no kind of chance for the flag or the Liberty Bell?!! I wish a Ford or a Chevy, would still last ten years like they should. Is the best of the free life behind us now? And Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?!
I wish Coke was still cola, and a joint was a bad place to be... And it was back before Nixon...lied to us all on TV!! Before Microwave ovens, when a girl could still cook, and still would... Is the best of the free life behind us now?! And Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?!!
Are we rollin' downhill like a snowball headed for hell?! ...With no kind of chance for the flag or the Liberty Bell?!! I wish a Ford or a Chevy would still last ten years like they should. Is the best of the free life behind us now?! And Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?!!
Stop rollin' downhill like a snowball headed for Hell. Stand up for the flag, and let's all ring the Liberty Bell. Let's make a Ford and a Chevy that'll still last ten years like they should. The best of the free life is still yet to come, And the good times ain't over for good.
Pre...MUD
249 posted on 6/10/2002, 8:15:29 PM by Mudboy Slim
Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that... 'Cuz RATZ are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!! I have only one burning desire... Let's INDICT Dem Marxist Liars!!
(Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!) Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!! (RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!) Whoa, take a stand, Nation!! (Take a stand and join MUDZ choir!!) Help me stand... (Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...
Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!!
You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern... Just a-sing with me and the tide shall turn!! I have only one itchin' desire... RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!
Msssst, yeah (Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!! (Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band... (Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land... (RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)
Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over... Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about... Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!! Oww!! Yeah...
(The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....)
That's what MUDZ talkin' about!! Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation... Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill... Save it for yer legal bills!! I have only one burnin' desire... Help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!
Owwww!! (Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand... (RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUDZ Band, Nation!! (Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm... (Imprisonin' Slick's MUDZ Main Desire!!)
Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!! Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie... Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady... Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU... Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!
Mudboy Slim
253 posted on 11/3/2002, 5:22:09 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!! And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So RATZ tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'... Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATZ'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATZ sleazy schpiel!! Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!! RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
RATZ, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!! Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATZ think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or were RATZ always crazy?! They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATZ sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)
325 posted on 11/6/2002, 4:27:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure... All Left's Minions Are Dolts... They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom. When Left first hears...they know... Medyuh Whore'd is RATZ Ho'!! HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for. Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. And RATZ're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason. There are signs Left Shall Fall!! 'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure... And you know Willie's words have no meaning. In a cave, reading books, There's a Patriot who sings... "Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Barb Streisand!!"
Oooh...it makes me wonder. Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get... When I look at the Left And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!" Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing... Rings of smoke from MUDZ cave... Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder. Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon... "If Right all sings in tune... Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!" And a new day will dawn... For those who stand strong... And our children will burst out in laughter!! (Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
If there's a question in your head, folks, Don't be alarmed now... It's a reaction to RATZ RAPE-King!! Yes, there are two paths you can go by, And, my Lib'ral FRiends, Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder. Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATZ won't go To where Ol' Slick's goin'... John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!! Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?! And did you know... Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's... Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows. There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!! Who knows what's Right...WE want to show... How America's future is gold... And if you listen very hard MUDZ tunes will come to you at last. When all are one and Guv'ment's small-yeah... 'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
"Kosovo Slaughter" (To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign... Forgot 'bout that New World Order... 'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power... And Clinton's motives were VILE!! Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem... His Impeachment was bringin' him down... Said, "Networks need 'em a story... I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!! Innocents slaughtered!!
Slick burned down that Waco House... Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound... In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out... Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!! When it all was over... Them Sheeple they knew their place!! But Slick's time is runnin' out... SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!
Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!! Innocence slaughtered...
(Excellent guitar jammin')
We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill... Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!! Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!! Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!! It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!) Truth's gonna save the day... No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!! We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!! Dethrone the TYRANT!!
Regards...MUD
35 posted on 12/15/2002, 10:55:16 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Fall of the SheepMasters!!" (To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "Fall of the Peacemakers")
Our dreams we work towards... This land rejects all kings!! The Truth shall find its voice... For freedom, we sing...patriots shall sing!!
"Dutch" Reagan told me, "Big Guv'ment shouldn't grow!!" Good men must take a stand...smaller Guv'ment is our goal!! Folks, the Truth is everything!!
The "choice" of the RATZ...they'll retreat...NO CHANCE!! We'll fight the fight so Left's free to prance... Folks, imagine RATZ called MUD a dreamer. How many times must Guv'ment LIE?!! How many fears must good patriots fight?!! Country suffers from RATZ madness... Freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...freep fer Justice!!
(musical interlude)
Right's slashing our taxes...in God we trust!! We're Liberty's friend and for Justice we lust!! Take a stand...WIN THE WAR!! White doves shall fly!! Peace to all!! 'Cuz when Right fights, the SheepMasters'll fall!! Left ain't scary anymore.
Said Rush to the crowd, "With the Truth, we'll fight!!" Black thread shall smite Left's fears and Left's lies... AlQueda's Death and Violence!! How many times must Lib'rals lie?! How come RINOZ like avoiding fights?! Country suffers from RATZ madness!! Ohh...freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...help freep fer Justice!!
"Stranglehold!!" (To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Bill Clinton... Gonna RE-Impeach!! Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!! Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!! Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long... You know Truth's here to stay!! Got you in a stranglehold, Willie... RINOZ, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?! What were YOU thinkin', you hound?! Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR... Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!! Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee... Socialism's sooooo passe'!! Got RATZ in a stranglehold now, Country... Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!! Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!! The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same... They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...FReepersUP!! Come on...Fight RATZ SCUM!! Come on...Slick's a BUM!! Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!! Come on come on come on come on up!! Come on come on come on come on, Nation!! Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!
Leftist views are fer PhatCows!! DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!! If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh... You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me... Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!! Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals... Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)
Slick Willie's PREY...MUD
1 posted on 2/10/2003, 6:26:55 AM by Mudboy Slim
BTW...I was thinking this would be an easy song to update to go against TraitorJOE. Biden is a goner...MUD
There's a big, brown cloud in the city, And the countryside's a sin. An' the price of life is too high to give up, Gotta come down again. When the world wide war is over and done, And the dream of peace comes true. We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb, Eatin' that rainbow stew.
When they find out how to burn water, And the gasoline car is gone. When an airplane flies without any fuel, And the satellite heats our home. One of these days when the air clears up, And the sun comes shinin' through. We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb, An' eatin' that rainbow stew.
Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon, Underneath that sky of blue. All be drinkin' free bubble-ubb, An' eatin' that rainbow stew.
(Instrumental break)
You don't have to get high to get happy, Just think about what's in store. When people start doin' what they oughta be doin', Then they won't be booin' no more. When a President goes through the White House door, An' does what he says he'll do. We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb, Eatin' that rainbow stew.
Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon, Underneath that sky of blue. We'll all be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb, Eatin' some rainbow stew.
Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon, Underneath that sky of blue. All be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb, Eatin' rainbow stew.
Pre...MUD
103 posted on 2/11/2003, 12:35:40 PM by Mudboy Slim
"American Lib'ral" (To be sung, angrily, to the Guess Who's "American Woman")
Unnhhh!!!
American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee! Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee! Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal Whore, Don't want you to regulate no more! I got more important things to do... Than waste my time hatin' life with you! "Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!! DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee! Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees... Don't come a'bitchin' around my store... Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more... Public Ed can stupidify, But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES! "NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay! Feminist NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'ral, said get away-ay! Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay! Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores... Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more... We don't need your welfare schemes... We don't need your class enmity! Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies... The Right will just convict his spies!! Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!! American Sheeple...when will you see?!!
GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more! We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton! Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye! You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!! Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye, Tell'im what he's gotta do, "Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!" Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?! Slick, ya gotta leave-eve!!
Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (here.til.we're.done!)
"Shan't Git Fooled Again" (To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
We'll enlighten all we meet... For our children, we shall FReep... Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!! 'Tis Clinton who spurs us on... Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong... Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... Devolve Power...The Grand Devolution... Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!! Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'... Gotta do more than pray!! Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing... "We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... Ain't gonna listen to RATZ Med'yuh jive!! We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!! Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!! And TRUE Justice for Left's Crimes...means momentum for the Right... Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!! Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!! Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday... Folks, we'll take to streets and scream... FREEEEDOM!!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is Don Trump!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the DemocRATic Party!!)
"HURT" performed by: Johnny Cash Original by: Nine Inch Nails
Key of a-minor
Intro: am C D am D am
I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel I focus on the pain,the only thing that's real The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting Try to kill it all away but I remember everything
What have I become, my sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away in the end And you could have it all, my empire of dirt I will let you down, I will make you hurt
instr: am C D am C D am
I wear this crown of thorns, upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts, I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time,the feelings disappear You are someone else, I am still right here
[repeat chorus]
If I could start again, a million miles away I would keep myself, I would find a way
Pre...MUD
662 posted on 03/11/2003 6:27 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!" (To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright... And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!! And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!! Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And ALL shall learn...that Right's 'bout HONOR!!
We've heard Left's anguish... I've heard RATZ "hearts" whine out!! Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!! Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains... Set down Left's chains!!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And We Shall Build...a World worth Honorin'!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be. Swamp's Programs Enslave and Numb!! Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear... Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! There's a Blessed Army coming and we are Armed with Faith... To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead... Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
Mudboy Slim
52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"New-Aged Wasteland" (To be sung to The Who's "Baba O'Reilly")
(BigMan workin' his Les Paul...MUD ticklin' the Ivories...Mongo working the Entwhistle riffs... and introducing "JH2...as Keith Moon, the half-crazed DrummerBoy!!")
For Clinton, they kneeled... Left's blindness revealed... Press won't attack because Slick's Lib'ral!! We ain't 'fraid to FIGHT... To prove we're Right... Treas'nous crimes shan't be forgiven!! No no no no no-oh!!
Uprise... RATZ're Chi-Com spies!! We don't need Left's New-Aged wasteland!!
Patriots, make a stand!! We'll spread the TRUTH 'cross land... DETHRONE the Liar...Right must become much bolder!! Left's exits' oh so near... Vile Lib'rals quake with fear... Send Slick to Prison, before Left gets yet Bolder!!
New-Aged Wasteland... It's just a Lib'ral Wasteland!! Med'yuh's faithless, my FRiends, Can't you taste it?!! Left's bein' lambasted!!!
FReegards...Mudboy Slim and the RadicalRightWingWhackos
5 Posted on 11/10/2000 10:58:10 PST by Mudboy Slim
Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk Carjack an old lady at a red light Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store Ya think it's cool, well, act a fool if ya like
Cuss out a cop, spit in his face Stomp on the flag and light it up Yeah, ya think you're tough
Well, try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town
Got a gun that my granddad gave me They say one day they're gonna round up Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck
Try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town
Full of good ol' boys, raised up right If you're looking for a fight Try that in a small town Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town Ooh-ooh Try that in a small town
"Where's Yer SHAME, Lib'UHH'rulls?!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATZ're noisey, I should know!! We'll be yer FReedomWriters... Dubyuh, lead US to the show Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!! So, find a Lib'ral Dweeb and I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
(Chorus) Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!! Where's RATZ shame?!! Children you ain't, little girl!! Won't you act yer age?!!
Left Can Go to HELL!! Lord, DemRATZ are a mess!! It seems that one of Slick's Klan'll... Haveta go and haveta CONFESS, oh yes!! Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!" What a shame...Won't you come and FReep, World... And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!
Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?! Where's yer shame?! Tellin' ya straight, Lib'uh'rull... RATZ Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
(Chorus) Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?! Why d'ya RAPE?! Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie... Yer Just Mudboy's PREY!!!
(Guitar Jammin')
(Chorus) Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh'rulls? Fer Viet Nam?!! Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?! Voters, don't be lame!!
Gonna ROCK the NextAge... Right, Git Ready to ROLL!! We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE... To do one more show, oh no... Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome... Won't that be grand?! When it's fer Slick'sParole each year... We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!
POWER is RATZ Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...Left, Show Shame!! Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...Ignorance ain't no shame!!! Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!! Show Yer Shame!! Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!! Don't YOU Join RATZ Shame!!
Regards...MUD
1 posted on 01/25/2003 10:39 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Thunderous Thighs" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams will come true!! RATZ're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of Slick's scam... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim
97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!! Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!! Now RATZ're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies... Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!! Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Medyuh Whore'd!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RATZ Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh... Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ MedyuhHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002 3:24 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today And then the one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking And racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older And shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines Hanging on in quiet desperation in the English way The time is gone the song is over, thought I'd something more to say.
Haunting tune, IMHO...MUD
507 posted on 7/19/2003, 10:07:25 PM by Mudboy Slim
[Fm]I see a red door and I [C7]want it painted black [Fm]No colours anymore I [C7]want them to turn black [Fm]I [Eb]see the [Ab]girls walk by dressed [Fm]in their summer clothes I [Eb]have to [Ab]turn my h[Eb]ead un[Bb]til my darkness goes
[Fm]I see a line of cars and [C7]they're all painted black [Fm]With flowers and my love both [C7]never to come back [Fm]I see [Eb]people [Ab]turn their heads and [Fm]quickly look away Like a [Eb]new born [Ab]baby [Eb]it just [Bb]happens every day
[Fm]I look inside myself and [C7]see my heart is black [Fm]I see my red door and I [C7]want it painted black [Fm]Maybe [Eb]then I'll [Ab]fade away and [Fm]not have to face the facts It's not [Eb]easy [Ab]facing [Eb]up when [Bb]your whole world is black
[Fm]No more will my green sea go [C7]turn a deeper blue [Fm]I could not foresee this thing [C7]happening to you [Fm] If [Eb]I look [Ab]hard en[Eb]ough in[Fm]to the setting sun My [Eb]love will [Ab]laugh with [Eb]me be[Bb]fore the morning [C7]comes
I wanna see your [Fm]face painted black, [C7]black as night I [Fm]wanna see the sun blotted [C7]out from the sky I wanna see it [Fm]painted, painted, painted, painted bl[C7]ack, [Fm]yeah
Seems to be ripe fer FReepin'...
FReegards...MUD
558 posted on 8/12/2003, 10:18:39 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Crave POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never EARN!! Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATZ, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...
Media spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!! Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars... Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Mudboy Slim
615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
