Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:353412 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"This Blessed Ground" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam. Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it... We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground... He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around... This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now, Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Political fights between The Wrong and The Right... Networks treat us like we're fools. As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck, While sellin' secrets to Commie scum... Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come... To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more. Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret... FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!" It's our turn now, let's show 'em how... To devolve Power, to your hometown.
So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny! Forcin' out these crooks, it's OUR Destiny! I'm Thirty-Five, got two kids of my own now... Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea.. I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
"Right is Gonna Swarm" (To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm... Trash ex-White House with scorn...Ol' Slick has been forewarned... Slick's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned... Right is gonna Swarm... Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Butch Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'... Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day! If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedoms they will die... Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
(Kewl Guitar Jammin')
Folks, we gotta fight Clinton...folks, we gotta take Slick down... Heed my merry band...make Slick understand... The World on you depends...fer Slick to meet his end... Gotta fight Clinton...yeaaahhhh...
(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')
Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned... It's our White House Slick's scorned...in Jail, Slick will be thrown... Just a Rapist and his drones, Dem Lib'rals sold their souls... Right is gonna swarm...
Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm... MUD's views shall be the norm...Sheeple'll know Slick's harm...
FReegards...MUD
148 posted on 12/10/2001, 10:47:47 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Billy the Kid" (To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")
From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks, Strode a boy with ambition without end. His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind, But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald, With his partner's young wife into bed he slid! His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise, The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid! Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal, And he soon put many finer pols to shame. But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul, Still Dem Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name! Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China, But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down, And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell, 'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
Well, one fine day those scandals ensnared Billy, America said, "String him up for what he did!!" And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in, To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid! Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down, Eventually, even DemocRATZ cursed his name! Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home, Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
From a town somewhere in mid-America, Watched a child aspiring to understand, And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time, As History scorned that crooked man!
1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Masterful Whore" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Slick has never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! Left lauds his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... Left is hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems Dem Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons disgraced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow Lord's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Socialism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, Right's WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... I'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... Plant a flower o'er yer head!!
FReegards...MUD
50 Posted on 07/15/2001 20:26:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"We're the O.N.E.**!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "She's the One")
RATZ are knee-jerk RACISTS... Left steals dreams and paychecks... Makes ol' Mudboy ill!! Media's nasty li'l quips... Folks, Networks LIE thru their lips... Because Left loathes when we act free!! Biden's socialist dreams... Marxists, that is your way, makes us scream... "I wish RATZ'd just leave US alone!!" Because Left's dreams won't help US get jobs... And Left's wishes will just make BigGuv'ment grow!! With RATZ Health Care failing... Biden LIES, let's fight the RAT-Messiah... Folks, WE're the O.N.E.!! We're the O.N.E.!!
Hey!! Heh heh!! Yer wonderin' where to start... True Right, we've been singing in the dark... MUD says, "I'm never gonna leave here!!" But we've got Reagan on our minds... RATZ tell such desperate lies... Folks, only the IGNORANT believe them!! Friends, we're Right, let's try just one more time... Defeat BigGuv'ment slime and we'll WHUP Dem FOOLS!! Folks, Lib'rals fake you, but now RATZ wanna break you... Left's gonna find out that ain't so easy to do!! And no matter where you post tonight or how far you run... Folks, we're the O.N.E.!! Freedom's fun...
Wo-o-oah... Folks, we shall not miss... 'Cuz Liberty is our Right!! We're Conservative!! Those secret pacts RATZ make... Left thinks BigGuv'ment saves you and Right's gettin' pissed!! Folks, we're the O.N.E.!! Oh, we're the O.N.E.!! Folks, Freedom's fun!! No, we're not done!! Folks, fight Left's scum!! Joe, we're the O.N.E.!!
"FRiends of Slick Willie" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right 'til Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight... Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 2/10/2002, 2:06:54 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"We'll Know Sweet Justice" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")
The Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!! Slick couldda stopped the Taliban... Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze... How could he lose?! Press hides the news.
Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?! The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil Band!! Swamp's gonna go down...gotta go down!!
We know El Rushbo knows... We know Josh Hawley knows... We know James Comer knows... Blind Justice, make Prison JOEZ home!!
Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!! Guilty associates, True Justice requires BIDENZ Crimes be shown!! Guilty Marxist HO's!!!
Ignore Dem RINOZ...word is they're not too brave. They're lasses that hide from conflict...they waste the air that they breathe... Good Patriots lead again!!!
We know Jim Jordan knows... We know TheDonald knows... Patriots show the Country how... Sweet Justice Bless our Righteous Home!!
FReegards...MUD
11 posted on 2/13/2002, 10:10:42 PM by Mudboy Slim
"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below" (To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")
Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night... The sky above...and the mud below... They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemocRATZ by site... Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below... They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card... "You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged! Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down... Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...
Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!! The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below... Two Lib'rals oh-so- Powerful...rumor wuz them boyz were queer... Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!! Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all... Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall... Bill Clinton and McAuliffe... TRAITORS from the White House!!"
Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!! They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!! They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" Dem Leftists lack... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!! At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound... Two dozen children's deathly howls... One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!! He owned that Bar and a memory...Medyuh Whore'd could not erase!! Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!! Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse... The Culture War Right SHALL reverse... MUDZ a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE... One man you did not anger!!!
Lord's high above...got MUD below... Remove Slick's stain...RE- IMPEACH the 'HO!! Two Lib'rals who did not know... How much Slim loves this Nation!!
Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"... "You'll fry," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!" T-Mac said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps... We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!! Slim, $18 Million I did snake... From Global Crossings' clueless ranks!! Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked... Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"
Well, these DemocRATZ they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz... Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below. That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word... The sky above...and the mud below... "You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches... Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches... RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!! Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns... Slick's spies were called....they attacked Dubyuh!! Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen... Lord's high above...we got MUD below!! Slick called his Leftist Minions near... MUDZ just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )=^D Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear... You're all done Presidin'!!!"
Well, T-Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!! You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!! MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!! Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!! The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care... Covet not thy Neighbor's Share... That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall... "Clinton DETHRONED...Lib'rals DESTROYED at Polls!!" Next to MUDZ "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse... Blue skies above...sure do miss him so. Folks, Dem twisted Lib'rals must be whacked... Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked... Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract... Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
Blue skies above...clear stream below... The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!! The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!! We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
MUD (9/25/00)
1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Sic Semper Tyrannus)
"The Right's Gonna Do It" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "The South's Gonna Do It")
Well, the trend with Guv'ment is goin' Right this time, And Ol' Liddie Dole is cookin' down in Caroline! People down in Virginny can't be still, With Coach George Allen's kid dippin' down in Charlottesville. People down in Texas come from near and far... To hear Dubyuh speakin' 'cuz he's our Big Star.
So gather roun', gather roun', FReepers!! Get down!! Well, just git down, FReepers!! Get loud! YES...you can be loud here! And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here! So be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna do it again, oh, Amen!!
Ronald Reagan's chillin' on his ranch today, He ain't gettin' credit, but he showed the way! And with Rush Limbaugh, it's a damned good bet... That Slick Willie Clinton ain't seen nuthin' yet! And all the good people all 'cross Tennessee... Are fightin' NEW State Taxes, while dissin' Gore the Tree!!
So gather roun', gather round, Christians!! Get down!! Well, just git down, Gen-Xers!! Get loud!!! Folks...we don't allow cowards here! And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!! Be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna IMPEACH again, yes it is!!
FReegards...MUD
57 Posted on 09/26/2000 20:08:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Lotsa Pain!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Box of Rain")
Look out yer palace window...Sodom baby, Right's a comin'...any day!! Hussein, yer life is wanin'...yer world's collapsin' and... Bombs're fallin' from the clear blue sky!! What else you want US to do?! We'll Slaughter You, You Tyrant Fool!! This is all a dream Dubyuh dreamed...one harvest moon years ago!! Crawl out yer palace doorway...Resign Today...Kneel and Pray... Else you'll DIE in War!! Maybe you'll die directly... Or in some Prison where Dwight's been waiting to meet you!! What do you 'spect US to do...To wait fer you to Kill Again?!! Boy, please don't be surprised...When You DIE, You Evil Fool!!
Look into Dubyuh's eyes... RESIGN, you Fool, or you'll be DEAD soon...Right's Gonna RAGE!!
I know it's been sang before...Sodom's been shamed...we'll bomb his homes!! What did World 'spect US to do...just wait fer fools to launch their nukes?!! FReedom's OUR Dream, you see...Effete Poltroons Shall Be Dethroned!!
Sodom's a wicked Tyrant... Torturing those who dare to dream...he's an Evil Man!! Sodom, yer Power'll be Broken... Yer mind is twisted...yer wars have murdered yer countries' kids!! What did you expect US to do?! Just wait fer you to launch yer nukes?!! Punk, LotsaPain is headin' yer way...and DEATH shall find you SOON!!
Expect Lotsa Pain...Evil Slaughtered!! Believe it, Right shall FReep ya...if it don't, We'll FReep Limbaugh!! Bloody Powers, where's yer shame?!! Clinton's got no power...and Dubyuh don't play no games!!
Sodom'll Feel a Lotta Pain...and he'll know Death's Icy Stare!! Believe it, we bring FReedom...RATZ, ignore US if you dare!! RATS shall FEAR our Righteous Reign...'cuz Slick Shall be Dwight's late- night mare!! Such a long, hard Road to Justice, but Right shall fight 'til we're there!!
FReegards...MUD
312 posted on 12/3/2002, 6:21:48 PM by Mudboy Slim
"RE-Impeach!!" (To be sung to the Fabulous Thunderbird's "Wrap It Up")
We've been stalkin' you for years now, Willie!! 'Cuz we LOATHE yer sleazy ways, you Traitor!! Ya know our Cause shall never fail, Slick Willie!! Justice fer Treason...Yer MUDZ Bitch, Bill Clinton!!
Bill, no more shall you walk around FRee, Willie!! You know MUDZ got the best thing in town now baby. Right's got all the proof of Treason, Willie!! Take your lyin' straight to Hell now Willie.
Well, we're gonna FReep you like the freak you are... Sing you sweet songs from MUDZ TobackkyBar!! Right's got tricks we ain't never used. Give in, WillieClinton, you shall be abused!!
We've been stalkin' you for years now, Willie!! 'Cuz we LOATHE yer sleazy ways, you Traitor!! Ya know our Cause shall never fail, Slick Willie!! Justice fer Treason...Yer MUDZ Bitch, Bill Clinton!!
"All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kinda End to the Fear!!" Said the Sultan to AuntB... There's too much corruption. I must act...I must FReep!! Businessman, there...show some spine!! Dubyuh, smoke my herb. MUD shall never compromise... SlickWillie, heed my words!! "Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!! Yer grief we shall evoke!! There are RATZ here amongst US... Who treat Justice just like a joke!! But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that... Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!! So let RATZ stop talking falsely now... Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!!
All Behold Slick's LustFerPower!! Justice...we'll renew!! While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went... Intern heffers...EWWW!! SlickBoy...yer MUDZ sole bitch, sir!! Ol' Mudboy doth growl... Butt-riders shall encroach Slick... And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!!!
All Behold RATZ LustFerPower!! All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!! All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!
MUD
493 posted on 12/12/2002, 11:30:47 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Dem Lib'rals' Fate!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "The Sad Cafe")
We're from the RighteousRight...RATZ Reign's finally stallin'... Facts are not FRiends of Socialists...RATZ Lies are steeped in HATE!! Out of the TrueBlueRight, Left's past came softly calling... And MUD remembers the times we spent, decidin' DemLib'rals' Fate!!
Ohhhh, it seemed like a holy place protected by RATZ HATE of Race... Slim would sing Right out loud those things we could not say!! MUD knows we can change this World...with words like "Love" and "FReedom!!" And we were part of that heroic crowd who sealed the RATScum's FATE!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...we do what is Right!! We would meet on that beautiful shore in the sweet by and by
(acoustic solo)
Some of our dreams came true and some just passed away And some just stayed behind inside the Sad Café
The clouds roll in Hid that shore Now that glory train DemRATZ're a Greedy WHORE'd!!
Now I look at the years gone by and wonder at the powers that be I don't know why fortune smiles on some and lets the rest go free And baby now that time has drawn the faces I recall But things in this life change very slowly if they ever change at all There's no use in asking why, it just turned out that way So meet me at midnight baby inside the Sad Café Why don't you meet me at midnight baby inside the Sad Café
Mid...MUD
276 posted on 12/27/2002, 4:40:00 PM by Mudboy Slim
"T.B.D." (To be sung to Ozzy Osborne's "Crazy Train...LIVE!!")
Crazy Train, I thought we were gonna get wild tonight! All right everybody stick their hands in the air! We love you!
Crazy, but that's how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe yeah, yeah, it's not too late To learn how to love And forget how to hate Mental wounds not healing Driving me insane I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train Everybody clap your hands now come on!
I've listened to preachers I've listened to fools I've watched all the dropouts Who make their own rules One person conditioned To rule and control The media sells it and you live the role
Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame? I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I know that things are going wrong for me You gotta listen to my words...Yeah-h!!
(guitar solo)
Heirs of a cold war That's what we've become Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
Crazy, but what do I care I'm living with something, I don't want to share Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Thank you! Okay! It's what rock n roll's about!
Pre...MUD
347 posted on 12/30/2002, 1:12:28 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Neighborhood Bully" (To be sung to "Neighborhood Bully" by Bob Dylan)
Well, the neighborhood bully, he's just one man, His enemies say he's on their land. They got him outnumbered about a million to one, He got no place to escape to, no place to run. He's the neighborhood bully.
The neighborhood bully just lives to survive, He's criticized and condemned for being alive. He's not supposed to fight back, he's supposed to have thick skin, He's supposed to lay down and die when his door is kicked in. He's the neighborhood bully.
The neighborhood bully been driven out of every land, He's wandered the earth an exiled man. Seen his family scattered, his people hounded and torn, He's always on trial for just being born. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, he knocked out a lynch mob, he was criticized, Old women condemned him, said he should apologize. Then he destroyed a bomb factory, nobody was glad. The bombs were meant for him. He was supposed to feel bad. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, the chances are against it and the odds are slim That he'll live by the rules that the world makes for him, 'Cause there's a noose at his neck and a gun at his back And a license to kill him is given out to every maniac. He's the neighborhood bully.
He got no allies to really speak of. What he gets he must pay for, he don't get it out of love. He buys obsolete weapons and he won't be denied But no one sends flesh and blood to fight by his side. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, he's surrounded by pacifists who all want peace, They pray for it nightly that the bloodshed must cease. Now, they wouldn't hurt a fly. To hurt one they would weep. They lay and they wait for this bully to fall asleep. He's the neighborhood bully.
Every empire that's enslaved him is gone, Egypt and Rome, even the great Babylon. He's made a garden of paradise in the desert sand, In bed with nobody, under no one's command. He's the neighborhood bully.
Now his holiest books have been trampled upon, No contract he signed was worth what it was written on. He took the crumbs of the world and he turned it into wealth, Took sickness and disease and he turned it into health. He's the neighborhood bully.
What's anybody indebted to him for? Nothin', they say. He just likes to cause war. Pride and prejudice and superstition indeed, They wait for this bully like a dog waits to feed. He's the neighborhood bully.
What has he done to wear so many scars? Does he change the course of rivers? Does he pollute the moon and stars? Neighborhood bully, standing on the hill, Running out the clock, time standing still, Neighborhood bully.
"I'm A Lonesome Fugitive" (As sung by Merle Haggard)
(Picking solo - see below)
Down every road there's always one more city I'm on the run, the highway is my home I raised a lot of cane back in my younger days While Mama used to pray my crops would fail Now I'm a hunted fugitive with just two ways Outrun the law or spend my life in jail
CHORUS I'd like to settle down but they won't let me A fugitive must be a rolling stone Down every road there's always one more city I'm on the run, the highway is my home
(Guitar Solo)
I'm lonely but I can't afford the luxury Of having one I love to come along She'd only slow me down and they'd catch up with me For he who travels fastest goes alone
CHORUS I'd like to settle down but they won't let me A fugitive must be a rolling stone Down every road there's always one more city I'm on the run, the highway is my home I'm on the run, the highway is my home
(Guitar solo - see below) REPEAT AND FADE
Pre...MUD
267 posted on 2/2/2003, 10:25:58 AM by Mudboy Slim (Merle Haggard ROCKS...MUD)
"He Was From Kansas..." (To be sung to Jimmy Buffet's "He Went to Paris")
He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country... Where Dorothy chased her rainbow. He was impressive...the Senior Class President... In Dover town he did grow. Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens... "What a fine boy," folks would say. 'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'... And eighteen blessed years slipped away.
He went to college, then joined the Navy... And married a teacher named Sue. They had a fine life...she was a good wife... And bore him four sons...what a crew!! That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los... While defending his Country each day! 'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain... An aircraft carrier he did sail!!
Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies... Traded audiotapes ev'ry week. 'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'... And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!! While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'... His kin and his li'l town. And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans... Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.
(Mudboy on harp...)
Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends... And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May. Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond, With his many grandkids he'd play. Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion... Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say, "Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic... And I look forward to every day!!"
He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters... And Dorothy found her rainbow!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)
"Billy, King from Arkansas" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")
Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'... The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style... And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!! Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'... No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...
Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade... But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts, You're a Danger to the State!! Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!! No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!
No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS... You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders! Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs, You're the one who's givin' the orders!! No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE... And you're not fit fer leadin'!! Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate... While Lady Justice's bleedin'....
Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is deceivin'... And your schtick's so great, I took the bait, And you almost had me believin'. But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to the Juice!! No, I don't know how you can look me in the eye, While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!
But I know a place where you can go, Willie, Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!! Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy... Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!
Mudboy Slim (9/9/99)
18 Posted on 08/27/2001 07:04:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim
H[Am]ello darkness my old fri[G]end, I've come to talk with you ag[Am]ain. Because a vi[C]sion softl[F]y creep[C] Left it's seed while I w[F]as sleep[C]ing, And the vis[F]ion that was planted in my br[C]ain Still rem[Am]ains Wit[C]hin the s[G]ounds of si[Am]lence.
In restless dreams I walked alone, Narrow streets of cobble stone. 'Neath the halo of a street lamp, I turned my collar to the cold and damp, When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light That split the night And touched the sounds of silence.
And in the naked light I saw Ten thousand people, maybe more. People talking without speaking, People hearing without listening, People writing songs that voices never shared, And no one dared Disturb the sounds of silence.
"Fools!" said I, "you do not know, Silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you, Take my arms that I might reach you." But my words like silent raindrops fell... And echoed in the wells of silence.
And the people bowed and prayed To the neon gods they made. And the sign flashed out its warning, In the words that it was forming, And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls And tenement halls." And whispered in the sounds of silence.
Pre...MUD
104 posted on 2/24/2003, 5:08:11 AM by Mudboy Slim
"FReepers, Git Ready!!" (To be sung to the Impression's "People Git Ready")
People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'... We don't need RATS' baggage, you must git on board!! All you need is strength to see the Demon SwampRATZ!! Don't need no DrugWar, you just Thank yer Lord!!
Guitar break #1:
GoodPeople get ready fer the Jihad 'gainst Clinton!! Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast! TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATZ WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!! There's hope for all among those loved the most.
Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D):
TRUTH's Been Exhumed...Slick's a hopeless sinner... Who would hurt all mankind just to save his own!! Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children... For there's no hotter place than where Bill Clinton's goin'!!
[repeat verse 1 in D]:
So FReepers, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'... Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATZ Whore'd!! All you need is Truth to see DemocRATZ Love Tyrants!! Clinton can STICK IT--in Slick's CellMate's hole!!
"Thunderous Thighs" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Faraway Eyes")
I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams will come true!! Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of Slick's scam... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim
97 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:37:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"What Good Am I?!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? If I just turn away...while JOEZ enslavin' kids... If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine... What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? 'Bout JOEZ deal with Beijing...'bout Dem F.B.I. crooks? Should I just drink my beer...forget RATZ TREASON and Left's LIES?! Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to FReep?! Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep? When I've seen Hunter's pictures...Bidenistas did SPY!! What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?! FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE JOEY!!! Prosecute all his crimes...let's send RATZ to Prison!! Soon, JOE'll RESIGN...or we'll IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things? If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?! Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?! I...would...rather...die!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today And then the one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking And racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older And shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines Hanging on in quiet desperation in the English way The time is gone the song is over, Thought I'd something more to say.
Haunting tune, IMHO...MUD
507 posted on 7/19/2003, 10:07:25 PM by Mudboy Slim
[Fm]I see a red door and I [C7]want it painted black [Fm]No colours anymore I [C7]want them to turn black [Fm]I [Eb]see the [Ab]girls walk by dressed [Fm]in their summer clothes I [Eb]have to [Ab]turn my h[Eb]ead un[Bb]til my darkness goes
[Fm]I see a line of cars and [C7]they're all painted black [Fm]With flowers and my love both [C7]never to come back [Fm]I see [Eb]people [Ab]turn their heads and [Fm]quickly look away Like a [Eb]new born [Ab]baby [Eb]it just [Bb]happens every day
[Fm]I look inside myself and [C7]see my heart is black [Fm]I see my red door and I [C7]want it painted black [Fm]Maybe [Eb]then I'll [Ab]fade away and [Fm]not have to face the facts It's not [Eb]easy [Ab]facing [Eb]up when [Bb]your whole world is black
[Fm]No more will my green sea go [C7]turn a deeper blue [Fm]I could not foresee this thing [C7]happening to you [Fm] If [Eb]I look [Ab]hard en[Eb]ough in[Fm]to the setting sun My [Eb]love will [Ab]laugh with [Eb]me be[Bb]fore the morning [C7]comes
I wanna see your [Fm]face painted black, [C7]black as night I [Fm]wanna see the sun blotted [C7]out from the sky I wanna see it [Fm]painted, painted, painted, painted bl[C7]ack, [Fm]yeah
Seems to be ripe fer FReepin'...
558 posted on 8/12/2003, 10:18:39 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")
Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!! Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!! Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!! Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATZ, They Love POWER!! Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!
So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!! Left takes more'n half of what I own... But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!! BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!! Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!! American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!! Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!! Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATZ, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!' Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!! Self-reliance, they can't Stand!! Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!! But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'... They're all Enemies of the FREE!! Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!! Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!! Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...
LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!! Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!! Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars... Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say... WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!! Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!! Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers... First step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!
Mudboy Slim
615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"What's the Truth?!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")
Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh... Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go? Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways... Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!" Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!" Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!" Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys? We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!! While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"
My little boy of five, playin' in the yard, Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?" [yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.] "Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!" Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!" Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school, As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule... No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down, While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!" Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"
EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand, The man with the Book says, "Raise yer hand... Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' " Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care." 'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore, Nobody really trusted Slick no more. Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware... That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!! Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"
Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze... Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!! FReepers protest in the Public Square, While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!! Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"... Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!! The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today, And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!! We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!" 'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"
A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD
39 posted on 9/12/2003, 10:54:23 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"Bill Clinton" (To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")
RATZ HO's seem to come and go...yeah! Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast, Rapin' many...trustin' none!! Killing children, 'cuz it's fun... But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!! Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...
Left stains, DemRATZ think Slick's sane...RATZ LOVE Hussein!! Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!! Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight... There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!! Good Patriots FReep RATS' Chi-Com spies... Let's FReep Bill Clinton!! Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...
My FRiends, a new morning dawns... Yeah, Slick he's on the run... MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares... Care enough to DO YER SHARE!! Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im...Roll on...Roll on!!
RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows... Shall more DIE while Clinton Rolls?! Will RATZ see Slick's feet of clay?! Wellstone's Spirit stole away!! But MUD knows that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!! Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!! Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm... Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!
FReegards...MUD
243 posted on 11/02/2002 9:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Young Elian's Daydreamin'" (To be sung to Jimmy Buffett's "Havana Daydreamin'")
Fussed and cussed that Reno whore... "Butch" storm-trooped his new home! Sent him back to Ol' Castro... To help her pal, Gore. Wishin' he'd been older then... So he wouldda had some rights. Thinkin' 'bout how sweet FReedom did taste... Fer his Liberty, he'd fight!!
Young Elian's daydreamin'... 'Bout when his FReedom was swiped away.....
Papa played Ol' Fidel's game... 'Else his own ma'd be dead! Elian knows the Ultimate Villain... Was America's Tyrant, Slick! Couldda stood up strong and bold... Instead kissed Castro's A$$... 'Cuz Lib'rals believe that real FReedom's obscene... Said, "Enslave that young lad!!"
Young Elian's daydreamin'... Lord, he's just schemin' his return to the States!!
(Soothin' guitar/piano reprise)
Greggie Craig, consigliere... Clinton's private whore... Fought the case against Liberty... JUSTICE?! Ain't parta his World! Sheeple, why should we be resigned... To accept this Leftist BILE?!! Let's sing and yell...let's give them Hell!! We'll be groovin' 'cuz Right's back in style!!
Else young Elian'll be leavin'... Folks, we'll be stealin' his rights away... Come on, all you FReepers... Folks, it's all 'bout FReedom...Elian must stay!!
"The Wait" (To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten... "Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!" "Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!" MUD just grinned )8^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!! Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and... You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!! Folks saw MUDZ karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side... MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!" James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!! Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and... You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalkin' down McAuliffe...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!! Left fears the Truth...next election is RATZ Judgement Day!! The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make Dem Leftists see!! MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!! Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and... Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts... Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!" MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUDZ a Peaceful Man." He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!! Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and... Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!! The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time... To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!! Truth sent me here with my FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!! Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and... Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
The crowd without a face Begins to fill the space In the arena Flashlights at his feet The lion from the street Awaits the Christians A single strobe ignites the night
The smoke begins to rise A sea of staring eyes Gaze on the sunburst His weapon at his side He flashes it with pride Before his legions Fires begin to rage And they engulf the stage All right Bring on the night
He's in complete control He's stepping proud and bold And everything he touches Turns to gold He's got girls by the score He's got 'em screaming for more But when they get too close He bars the door
He makes his great escape Leaves them in his wake Without a warning The ritual is done A night no longer young Fades into morning The sun begins to rise As he begins to close his eyes
Pre...MUD
364 posted on 1/30/2004, 2:54:59 PM by Mudboy Slim
"If You Wanna Git Joe Biden!!" (To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven")
(Mudboy on harp...)
I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news... I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio... If you hate RATZ Marxist Power... You gotta help MUD fer a spell!! If you wanna git Joe Biden... We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...
I am...therefore, I FReep!! Folks, I feel it in my soul... Won'tcha meet me at the Cap'tol?! Let's Impeach!! We'll CONVICT JOE!! If you wanna know a secret... You got to promise not to tell!! Right's gonna Re-Impeach Bill Clinton... We're gonna put Slick in a cell!! HELL YEAH!!!
(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)
I never thought it'd be too easy... I never thought it'd be this fun... But we learned Truth from Rush Limbaugh... Now, we got RATZ on the run!! If you fear Freedom's in Danger... You gotta help WHUP RATZ AlphaMale!! Folks, WE're Gonna Git Joe Biden... We'll Dethrone RATZ Soul to HELL!!!
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)
Folks, we're gonna git Joe Biden... Trumpsters, gonna git Bill Clinton!! Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!! Folks, it's "SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS!!!"
FReegards, all...MUD
1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim ('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)
"We're the Far Right!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!! We're gonna help Trump git some traction... Right's gonna demand satisfaction.... Left's gonna find out what Right is all about. We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Truth yields our Might...Righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!! We're gonna FReep talk and television... Left shall heap on their vile derison... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! RATZ, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
(Guitar-jammin' interlude)
Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!! We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision... Left shall fear our deadly precision... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! America's Right...still gonna FReep RATZ SCUM from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!! Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!! Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!! We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemonRATS are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
The DemocRATZ are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!
"Waco, Texas!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")
Just southward from South Dallas... Was a scarey firefight... Agents, they were slaughtered... When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!! F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!! Guv'ment agents...made babies scream!!
Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christians... And Left cut the Righteous down!! RATZ love to abort babies... Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!" Left loathes Righteousness...RATZ love Commie SCUM!! F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!
Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams... And Left's LIES were what really stank!! Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!" Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!
(Guitar pickin'...)
Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!! Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!! Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas... We'll celebrate our wealth!! We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!! It's a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!
Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) But I know Willie really good... And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!" Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "FReeaks!!" Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Waco, Texas!!
"Big Guv'ment!!" (To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax... Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!! Folks, I never wanted nothin'... FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!! You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round... With HATRED in their eyes!! 'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care... Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!! Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATZ are schemers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! Gotta fight back 'gainst "The Man!!" 'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters... Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!! The Hammer and the Sickle ain't the way!! Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams... Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money... Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!! God damns...God damns all Sosh'lists!! Right must RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
Well, now if I were the president of this land... You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!! I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!! Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damn Big Guv'ment!! I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
FReegards...MUD
311 posted on 06/29/2004 7:46:29 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"What About 'FRee'?!!" (To be sung to Quicksilver Messenger Service's "What About Me?!")
(MUD on groovy flute and Dougie-FResh on bongos.)
RATZ are headed to slaughter...Hanoi John's a lame GEEK!! Left believes LIES like children...Med'yuh scorns our Liberty!! Left's World is slowly fallin' down... Life's not fair when Good Folks FReep!! 'Cuz those of US who care are tough...Right has to do something...
(Chorus) Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?! Oh.......oh Don't DemRATZ care about bein' FRee?!!
Left's newspapers...they just trash Dubyuh... RATZ hide the REAL Truth..."Kerry's Boring!!" Left parrots their OLDE ideas...WOW!! RATZ are socialists for whom Power's "IT!!" Marxist Slime, yer scary!!
(Chorus) Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout bein' FRee?! Oh.......oh Don't y'all care 'bout Liberty?!
Right cares 'bout our Liberty...our ma's din't raise no fools!! Left fills our penitentiaries...'cuz they're law-breakin' dudes!! Folks, I feel our future's splendid...if we reject Fed'ral Power!! Right shall stand up fer what we do believe... Be prepared to fight Right now!!
(Chorus) Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me? Oh.......oh Don't Left care 'bout Liberty?!
Folks, Right's dream's not a strange one...FReedomLust begins at birth!! Slick Willie's just an outlaw...EqualJustice here on Earth!! DemocRATZ cannot be trusted...when Terror threatens OUR Land!! Right believes in Devolution...won't the Righteous proudly stand?!
(Chorus) Oh.......oh Won't y'all rise up fer the FRee?! Oh.......oh Won't Left Help US Fight Tyranny?!!
Right's smoked marijuana...but we know when It's Time Fer War!! When there's a chance to liberate...Right shall stand against Vile Power!! Slick's a fugitive...Bill needs justice...fer betraying Liberty!! Slick broke rules...committed TREASON...YEAH! Slick don't deserve to be FRee!!
(Chorus) Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me?! Oh.......oh When will Clinton's THUGS intercede?!
Folks, MUDZ dream's not a strange one...fight fer Truth 'gainst Commie SCUM!! SlickWillie is just an outlaw...Bill should be in a Prison!! Sure, folks think Slick's invincible...still, Truth's got simple Powers... Left keeps killing all their children...DemRAT fools, meet FReeperTowne!!
(Chorus) Oh.......oh What's 'dru gonna do about me? Oh.......oh What's Rush gonna do about me? Oh.......oh What's Slick gonna do about me? Oh.......oh What's Left gonna do about me?
"JOEY B.!!" (To be sung to Rod Stewart's "MAGGIE MAY")
Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you It's late September and I really should be back at school I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried any more You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone You stole my heart and that's what really hurt
The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age But that don't worry me none in my eyes you're everything I laughed at all of your jokes my love you didn't need to coax Oh, Maggie I couldn't have tried any more You lured me away from home, just to save you from being alone You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without
All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand But you turned into a lover and mother what a lover, you wore me out All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore You lured me away from home 'cause you didn't want to be alone You stole my heart I couldn't leave you if I tried
I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helpin' hand Oh Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face You made a first-class fool out of me But I'm as blind as a fool can be You stole my heart but I love you anyway
Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face I'll get on back home one of these days
Pre...MUD
424 posted on 7/5/2004, 2:47:10 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the EX-Rapist-in-Chief!!)
