Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:352898 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
No one likes us -- I don't know why We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But all around even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one and see what happens We gave them money -- But are they grateful? No, they're spiteful and they're hateful They don't respect us -- so let's surprise them We'll drop the big one and pulverize them Asia's crowded and Europe's too old Africa is far too hot And Canada's too cold And South America stole our name Let's drop the big one There'll be no one left to blame us We'll save Australia Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo We'll build an All American amusement park there They got surfin too Boom goes London and boom More room for you and more room for me And every city the whole world round Will just be another American town Oh how peaceful it will be We'll set everybody free You'll wear a Japanese kimono And there'll be Italian shoes for me They all hate us anyhow So let's drop the big one now Let's drop the big one now
"FReep Out 'Gainst Injustice" (To be sung to Friend & Lover's "Reach Out of the Darkness")
I think it's so groovy now... That people are finally gettin' together! I think it's wonderful how... The sheeple are finally fightin' this Felon!! I think it's so groovy now... The sheeple are finally gettin' together! I think it's wonderful how... Us sheeple are risin' up 'gainst TraitorJOE!!
Reach out in the darkness... FReep out 'gainst Injustice!! Reach out in the darkness... And you may find a FRiend!!
JOE was a man who I did not care for... And then one day, RATZ thugs gave me a call!! We sat and talked...about Swamp's many crimes... Now JOEZ Agents...AGREE JOE SHOULDDA RESIGNED!!
Reach out in the darkness... FReep out 'gainst Injustice!! FReep out 'gainst the heartless... Big Guv'ment Crimes must end!!
I think it's so groovy now... That people are finally gettin' together! I think it's wonderful how... The sheeple are finally fightin' this Felon!! I think it's so groovy now... The sheeple are finally gettin' together! I think it's wonderful how... Us sheeple are risin' up 'gainst this TRAITOR!!
Don't be afraid of Brandon...don't be afraid!! Don't be afraid...JOEZ shameless Commie Scum!! Listen to me... Everybody needs to tell their chu-u-ums!! Everybody FReep somebody 'bout this Marxist Scum!! Now FReep out!!
FReep out from the darkness... FReep out 'gainst Injustice!! FReep out fer yer Country... Folks, JOEZ Vile Reign SHALL END!!
I think it's so groovy now... The sheeple are finally comin' together! I think it's wonderful how... The sheeple are finally ignorin' RATZ Media!! I think it's so groovy now... The sheeple are finally FReepin' together! I think it's wonderful how... Us sheeple are risin' 'gainst this TYRANT!! I think it's so groovy now... The sheeple are finally fightin' RATZ minions! I think it's wonderful how... Us sheeple are finally fightin' 'gainst TREASON!!
Mudboy Slim...grooooovin'
BTW...7 October 2000, Lincoln Monument, Washington, DC (9 am-6 pm)... BE THERE OR FOREVER BE LYIN' TELLIN' FOLKS YOU WERE!!!
21 Posted on 09/26/2000 11:54:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Buzz is All Around" (To be sung to the Troggs' "Love is All Around")
I feel it in my fingers...I feel it in my toes... The "buzz" is all around me...and I think the Country knows!! We're cuttin' thru the "spin"...the Media's RATZ Ho's! So if you cannot trust Bill...come on and let it show!!
[To Slick Willie hisself] "You know I loathe you...you TRAITOR, Bill!! Your wife is corrupt...but HildaBeast don't kneel... Kneeled fer Vince Foster...so now he's DEAD!! But on Justice...you can depend!!!"
I see Bill's face on TeeVee...that big ol' Punkin' Head... Slick's just a thug, let's stop him...e-FReep Mudboy's "Black" thread!! Slick sold our nukes to China...Our Country he did screw... If he don't PLEAD GUILTY NOW...we'll Court-Martial, too!!
You know I loathe Bill...I always will... He's just a YellaPUNK!! Justice Wrath Slick will feel! We're just beginning...there'll be no end... 'Cuz on JimRob...you can depend!! We're cuttin' thru the "spin"...bite me, Whore-al-do!! So if you really loathe Bill...come on and let folks know!! Come on, FReepers, let's go!! Come on and let folks know...TELL SLICK IT'S TIME TO GO!!
FReegards...SurlyMUD
118 posted on 9/23/2001, 7:20:39 AM by Mudboy Slim
"I Want You/We'll Git You" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Want You")
You're guilty 'cuz yer minions spied... Your feckless Sycophants, they lied... Yer feeble saxophone says WE...MUST DETHRONE YOU!! You'll go to Hell 'cuz yer a WHORE... Good folks curse your face with scorn... BOY, YOU SHANT GO FREE, so help me Lord...we'll get you!!
While weak-kneed politicians sleep... The Left-Wing Med'yuh luvs ya, creep... But Patriots continue to FReep...Jail waits fer you!! 'Cuz the Lord is King and He is Just... In prison, BOY, you will end up... Yer apologists' will soon fess up...We'll sing fer TRUTH!! I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...sooo bad!! Willie, we'll git you...
Boy, while phat interns may go down... True love, you've been without it!! Yeah, them Socialist Whores...you they'd crown... Can they stop us?! I DOUBT IT!! Slick, children burned in yer Waco Raid... And Elian, he shouldda stayed... Reno's Justice it ain't...her soul will BURN!!
Slick, yer just a FREAK... Now, yer tramplin' our Liberties... But this here's the Land of the FRee... Yer World we will...SHATTER!!!
Bill, you SOLD OUT to them Ol' Chinese coots... Who choke the FRee with their jackboots... Yer Evilness seems so kewl to them...TYRANTS!! Boy, we'll git you becuz you lied... Becuz you took us fer a ride... And becuz RIGHT is on our side...becuz I... I want you...I want you...Slick, I want you...soooo bad!! Willie, we'll git you...
(Harp jammin' to fade)
Good to see y'all...MUD
481 posted on 10/25/2001, 8:40:15 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Joe Biden's Final Scene" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "The Famous Final Scene")
Watch the Leftist's bridges burn... Yes, Joe's TREASON, it must end!!! Politicians rise and fall... Biden's spies shall fall, my FRiends!! Ev'ry fool must face his End... Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!! Lib'rals, no it's not a dream... Folks, MUDZ viewpoint's not extreme... It's Joe Biden's Final Scene!
[To Joe Biden hisse'f] Joe, how you tried to make it work... Did you really think it could? How you LIED to make it last... Did you really think it would? DemocRATZ, Left's stayed too long... Now it's finally time Joe's freed... Boy, it's finally time you leave! JOE, you know just what I mean... It's JOEZ Impeachment Scene!!
Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong... Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow. Their Socialist Values are reviled... RightWing knew that long ago! Now the Media's all upset... And JOEZ lies are getting olde... Next election'll soon be here... And JOEZ Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!
Nixon's ghost has been revived... And Joe knows it in his heart!! Next, the polls fall through the floor. When Joe's gone, Kamala starts. As Joe Biden hits the road, Joe looks different...looks deranged... Flying from his gilded cage! Now TRUMPsters take center screen... It's Dem Marxists' Final Scene!!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Money Ain't Nuthin'" (To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
I love the E-I-B...
Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it... Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy. Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it... Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy! No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it... Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb... Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers... Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!
Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"... Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee! You choose the issue, and we'll debate it... We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...
See that Petey Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup... Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare... That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane... Left's IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption... Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies! We're talkin' TREASON...the Left, they hate us... Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Lookatdat, lookatdat... Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores... Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums! Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties... Man, that Slick's just pond scum!! But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?! Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery! Folks, it's workin'...tell the Left to screw it!! Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
They're Lib'rals all...Reject Media Bias... Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!" We gotta oust those meek commentators... We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Owww...listen here! Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it... It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!! Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it. Right-Wing holds Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!! Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty! I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
Lib'rals are...Socialists! I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!
(Chorus...to fade)
Quite Sincerely--MUD
BTW... The Elitist Network Media's Continuous Coverup of the Corrosively Calamitous Crimes Committed by Clinton's Corrupt Cadre of Communist Co-Conspirators Continues to Crumble...Cool!!!
79 posted on 10/28/2001, 9:00:37 AM by Mudboy Slim
"UncleShag's Boys!!" (To be sung to Dire Straits' "Telegraph Road")
A long time ago, UncleShag broke his back... Playin' dirty dives, singin' hits fer his fans. All them stories he told 'bout his Rock'n'Roll quest... Shag made his home in PalmettoWest!! He sang at State Fairs and in big-time forums... Uncle strummed all them notes, and Shag told his stories, While the other LongTown Boys were makin' music fer jack... Sure, some couldda gone further, but they never lost track!! Sang 'bout Dick Nixon, 'bout breakin' rules... Then came Dutch Reagan, and Lib'ral fools!! Sliock felt our pain...Sosh'list Left shot their load... Still, them minstrels, they sang...called 'em UncleShag's Boys!!
(drummin' and strummin'...a little keyboard)
Sure there were tough times, Shag needed more... Fell upon some lean times, Radio jocks paid more. UncleShag sang his songs about a World that's Right... UncleShag knows that to FReep is to fight!! Right keeps growin' bigger...
(PIE-annie...then guitar lead)
It's that radio man's big night...we're gonna FReep... Sheeple lurkers know, "Defend Liberty!!" Now we got Black threads of magic... FRee States help US grow!!
(Beautifully haunting piano lead, then a Knopfler riff)
MUD usedta go to work, but that's over now... It's such a fight to go to work, 'cuz Mudboy's words ain't got no sound!! Folks, Limbaugh says, "We're gonna haveta pay what's owed... We're gonna haveta FReep 'gainst the greed of Dem folks!!" Righteous words shall light the fires and ol' UncleShag knows... DemRATS always run away from the pain, but We're BOLD!! Leftists fear our FReedom 'cuz they love Status Quo... MudboySlim sang with UncleShag's Boys!!
(drum, guitar and piano reprise)
Lib'rals poltroons must fergit...but MUD remembers what's Right... Good fight is Justice...Slick's gonna face our Righteous Might!! Life seems the best when yer BOLDER...our righteous band's finally here... It's our load we gotta shoulder...Right's got nothing to fear!! Folks, Justice's FRee fer this Nation...help Right save U.S.A!! Reject all Left's darkness...just live fer today!! Condemn sinners who just fight fer their selfish aims!! Lib'rals' anger RATS feed on...we FReep to keep sane... 'Cuz I sing fer the FarRight in Liberty's name!! Right needs inspiration..."Let's Roll" in God's name... The Righteous wanna FReep 'gainst Left's stain... Folks, George Dubyuh's Right, sayin' "Big Guv'ment is O'er!!" All the while sang ol' UncleShag's Boys!!
"This Ain't Right!!" (To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "It Takes Time")
Country's feelin' down and low... 'Cuz voters don't like way Fed spendin' soars!! It ain't Right...Bush ain't Right...this ain't Right!! The Left's concealing what they are... Dem crazy Lib'rals, RATZ love Karl Marx!! They ain't Right...RATZ ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to spend...all RATZ wanna spend!! It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!! It ain't Right to cheat...Reject Amnesty!! RightWing mustn't worry...we are Right!!
Folks, there's no shame y'can't carry a tune... You can't keep on treating US like yer fools!! Sure, Clinton's slime...Bush ain't Right...this ain't Right!! The Left's concealing what they are... Dem crazy Lib'rals, they love Karl Marx!! They ain't right...RATZ ain't Right...this ain't Right!!
It ain't Right to war...'gainst what folks can smoke... It ain't Right to fool...with our dreams like Commies do... It ain't Right to cheat...only crooks need amnesty!! Right looks kinda blurry...we must fight...we're the Right!!
(FReakJam ensues)
It ain't Right to spend...all RATZ wanna spend!! It ain't Right to rule...like Dem Lib'rals rule!! It ain't Right to cheat...must reject RATZ Amnesty!! RATBots oughtta worry...we shall fight...you ain't Right!!
Chorus: RATZ ain't Right!! This ain't Right!!
Mudboy Slim (9 January 2007)
BTW... "Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!" (To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")
Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright... And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!! And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!! Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!
We've heard Left's anguish... I've heard Left's "hearts" whine out!! Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!! Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains... Set down Left's chains!!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be. Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!! Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear... Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith... To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!
And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead... Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!
FReegards...MUD
52 posted on 11/16/2001, 4:15:52 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Short-Haired Country Boy" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... 'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune! 'Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn-Dawg Hound... He likes to play the field gettin' laid! You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...'cuz...
Folks, I ain't askin' Big Guv'ment fer nuthin'... 'Cuz I can get it on my own! So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'... LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camel named "JOE"... Smirks while betraying our Nation, Slaughters Innocence in Kosovo!! Left feels, "Clinton Walks On Water," but I don't think that's true. Some of us think Slick's Demon-RATZ will be doin' a little JailTime soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'... Wise Men say, "You reap what you have sown!" If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'... You just leave this "Mad libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... DemocRATZ run fer cover, but Limbaugh's words GOTTA HURT!! The Lib'rals say, "Can't We Just Move On?!!" But each politician needs your vote. Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls... But his Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... That ya'll shouldn't know on your own! So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'... You just leave on'ry Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Folks, time to take out the trash...MUD
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
"Freedom's Bane!!" (To be sung to Santana's "Evil Ways")
We gotta change big-spending ways...Nation... The TrueRight is calling you!! We gotta shrink...Guv'ment... Devolving power to the States is GOOD!! Fed's spending $Billions and $Trillions... RATZ got the power!! Good folks must speak up...and FReep out... Right's calling you out!! The rant goes on... Big Guv'ment's Freedom's Bane!! Save us...save US!!
Voters can roam...DARE ME?! The House must start by not spending more... Earmarks shut down...crazy?! Left queers the vote...so we'll fight this "war"!! Right's gettin' tired of waiting to "Devolve RATZ Power!!" Right wants a Party that won't make us feel like Left's clowns... We must fight on... Big Guv'ment's Freedom's Bane!!
(D*mon on organ solo)
Freedom's our goal...ain't it?! The House must start by not spendin' more... Reject Left's Power...Save US!! RATZ fear the vote...Right must win this war!! I'm gettin' tired of waitin' fer Right to throw down... We wanna Party that don't rule to increase their Power!! Right shall fight on...yeah yeah yeaaahhhhh!!
(BigMan, DiscoDave, and the Artiste formerly known as...on guitar jam)
Hey...tell FallGuy I saw Elvis up at the Rennie's on Midlothian and Pinetta... He said to say "hello" and handed me this song.
"TraitorJOE LIES!!" (To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds")
Left's just like The Clap...RATZ Won't Stay Out... Becuz Swamp Loves US sooo much, Minions!! Folks, won't you see?! Prez'dent Biden's "Guilty!!" Networks LIE...can't believe a word Press's sayin'!!
We must DETHRONE Joe Biden...must CONVICT JOEZ LIES!! (IMPEACH Left's LIES....)** Folks, we can't build our "bridge" when OUR Prez'dent LIES!! So, c'mon patriots, let's go!! Right's gotta DETHRONE Left's 'HO!! We gonna teach DemLib'rals 'bout OUR Rights!! 'Cuz once we DETHRONE JOE...and sweep bold Donald in, JOE'll spend future years in Jail fer SPYIN"!! (Folks, keep fightin'....)** World shall go on without JOE...Tyranny's Left's CRIME!! (RATZ we'll INDICT!!)** We'll shatter all Left's dreams...De-Brainwash Kids' Minds!! Left retails Fear and Lies...Fer OUR Country We Shall Fight!! We won't let Liberty die...Seek Justice, you know just what we gotta do!! Ummm...uhmmmm...yeah...yeah...
JOEZ caught in our TRAP...let's FReep him down!! Becuz a Traitor Can't Be Prez'dent!! It's so clear to me...gotzta Fight to be FRee!! (Ooh-ahhh-oooohh)** Don't y'all care what yer grandchildren[/forefathers] say?!
Now, Patriots, SING IT!! JOEZ Caught in OUR Trap!!...RATZ We'll INDICT!! Limbaugh Sure Sang the Truth, sweet Nation!! Ohhh...can't just feel it?! JOEZ just like The Clap...gotta cut him out... (Repeat...fade to finish)
Thank ya...thankyaverymuch...MUD
**(FReeperGal Chorus, of course!!)
139 posted on 1/2/2002, 10:36:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
(spoken "2-3-4") All these lies we've been fed... Left says we shouldn't care. RINOZ just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!" Folks laugh, they think we're playin'... FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes... But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!
Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!! It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country... C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!
Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'... Lord, aid me and mine against Swamp's SCUM!!
(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)
Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming... Would YOU like to see RATZ TRAITORS crushin' rocks?!! Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON... Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it... Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!
(key change to A for piano solo) A E D (played 4x) (back to G)
Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! But the things Press write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!! You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland... But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Please Lord, grant us the Power to change it... Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!! 'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me and mine defeat Swamp's Scum!!
FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.
"King of the HO's" (To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!! Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the HO's!!!
Slick's ceegars sure do stink... Masturbatin' in his sink. Hill's a worn-out, dried-up shrew... Bill ain't touched her in many moons!! Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around... Short...and not too big around! Left prays...to their King on their knees... King of the HO's!!
Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein... Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!! Slick's got his hand out in every town... Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!! I sing...Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the HO's!!! Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shant fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
"Obama Tune!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Man on the Moon")
Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv? Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!! If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need... Then Marxists shall rule!!
Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch? If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need... Then Tyrants shall rule!! ...COME ON!!
Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah David Axelrod, he has a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need... Then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need... Then Marxists shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need... Then lawyers shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need... Then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
"Barry Obama!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Lady Madonna")
Barry Obama, Media's at your feet... Limbaugh KNOWS Progressives are Marxist freaks!! RATZ waste our money...childrens' futures spent... Lib'rals think tax money is heaven sent!!
Righteous Right's arrivin' to Fight DeeCee!! LeftWing's mourning freaks like TeddyK!! Biden's words are soundin' mighty cheesy.... Election's comin'!!
Barry Obama!! Patriots, we don't jest... Wonder when you'll notice Slick failed the test. Election's comin'... Barry Obama!! Marxists are pure RED!! Listen to MUDZ music playing in yer head.
Leftist RAT poltroons forever spending... Teddy mourners takin' people's guns... Reagan Right, our cry is "Freedom's Winning!!" Election's comin'... Barry Obama!! Children we must teach... "Country's gonna WAKE UP...Defeat RAT-freaks!!"
"Friends of Bill Clinton!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first fight Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right... Dem Friends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! We set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why WE FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each FReepin' night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!! And when TRUTH catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight... Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De- Legitimization of the DemocRAT Party!!
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... JOE Bidenz WHORE'd says, "Trust our Marxist Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemocRATS felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Biden isn't Right!! And it breaks MUDZ heart to think RATZ love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So RATZ tell JOE they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where folks're goin' as they're leavin'... Voters headed for the MAGA side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATZ'd realize... There ain't no way to hide JOEZ Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz JOE makes MUD FReep away RATZ sleazy schpiel!! Left rushes to JOEZ arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that DemRATZ're gonna be tried!! RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "TraitorJOEZ FIRED!!"
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Swampz guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide JOEZ Brazen Lies!!
RATZ, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!! JOEZ bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATZ think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or were RATZ always crazy?! They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATZ sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things Left's still the Marxist Shills they've always been!!
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide JOEZ Brazen Lies!!
MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)
325 posted on 11/6/2002, 4:27:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
"RightWingRager!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages")
ClintonCrimes fire up my peers, RATZ're vile & flighty scamps!! Doused in bile from Network Ho's, using Rush-tapes as MUDZ maps... "We'll meet on edges, soon," said I, proud 'neath heated brow.
Ah, but I was so much bolder then, I'm wiser than that now.
Right-whacked pro-Justice, I leap't forth, "RE-IMPEACH Slick!!" MUD screamed!! Lies that life is black and white, spoke from my skull. I dreamed Romantic facts of musketeers, foundationed deep, somehow
Ah, the World was so much colder then, I'm younger than that now.
Slick's faces fueled my Righteous Wrath, from Clinton's Tyranny!! MUDZ memorizing politics...and ancient history Flung down by corpse evangelists, unthought of, though, somehow.
Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.
A self-ordained professor's tongue, too serious to fool Spouted out that liberty, is just equality in school "Equality," I spoke Left's word, as if a brainless sow.
Ah, but I was so much bolder then, I'm wiser than that now.
In a soldier's stance, I aimed my words, at the Medyuh Whore'd who preached Fearing not that I'd become my enemy, 'cuz it's the Truth that I teach My pathway led by confusion boats, mutiny from stern to bow
Ah, but I was so much wilder then, I'm milder than that now.
Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats too noble to neglect Deceived me into thinking, I had something to protect Good and bad, I define these terms, quite clear, no doubt, somehow.
Ah, but MUD was so much older then, MUDZ younger than that now.
