Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:352479 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John... DemRATS, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Isn't THIS SPECIAL?!
Heh heh heh... RATZ got NO DEFENSE 4 a Righteous (Wo)Man with a Righteous Plan, imho.
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATZ're whores!! Chi-Com traitor...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til JOEZ career's done!! JOE ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... BIDENZ sick..."Defeat Treason!!", that's our goal!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Trump's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, DeeCeeRATZ are pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power gained via Treason!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATZ LIE and Rape... Left breeds Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Donald knows!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Algore's a whore...he's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
"Rally Fer Our Nation!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
JOEZ a spy fer China... Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!! Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden... Dreams of Amsterdam libations... Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams... Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
The Beacon fer the world... Pride of the western civilization... We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!! Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!! Left's oh so queer...RATZ're HollyWeird!! Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
Donald's surgin' very well... Twenty 2-4 awaits US!! Reject Media's spin...help FReedom win... 'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
[Chorus:] Airborne...uniform... MUDZ corps...just war... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed... Lied about his own conflagrations... JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side... Genghis Khan's mis-information!! Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts... John LIED to the whole Nation!!
TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear... Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!! Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years... Righteous songs on yer AM stations!! Our liberties are here to stay... We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...
RATZ're stained...they chose their way... Devolve Power to the States, men... Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... But good patriots rule this Nation!! 'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout... We're just another FReedom station!! Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world... FReep fer our Liberation!!
Donald's surgin' very well... Twenty 2-4 awaits US!! Slick's takin' a rest...JOEZ just a pest... 'Tis Clinton's scalp MUDZ craving!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
"Big Guv'ment!!" (To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax... Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!! Folks, I never wanted nothin'... From Dem Lib'rals like Bill!! You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round... With HATRED in their eyes!! 'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care... Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!! Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATZ are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!" 'Cuz folks, Dem Marxists they're all monsters... Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!! The hammer and the syckle ain't the way!! Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReaky schemes... Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money... Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!! God damns...God damns Dem Sosh'lists!! Folks must RISE UP, God...REJECT Big Guv'ment man!!
Well, now if I were the president of this land... You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!! I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!! Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damn Big Guv'ment!! I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
"Devolution!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
Aaarrrggghhh!! RATZ say they want a revolution... Well, you know... We all want to change the world!! Truth is we need a devolution... 'Cuz you know... RightWing wants to save the world. But Left is all about destruction.... RATZ should know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Folks, Liberty's our real solution... Guv'ment blows... Devolvin' Power is the plan!! RATZ beggin' fer tax contributions... Left don't know... We're givin' all we can!! If you want money fer tyrants with minds that hate... Socialist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
(guitar jammin')
Left wants to shelve the Constitution!! Well, you know... Bernie's Marxist ways are dead!! RATZ wanna kill our institutions... Still, we know... Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread. But if you go carrying pictures of TraitorJOE... Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!! Folks, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
"Whuppin' Post!!" (To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout... And I don't know why Right lets DemMediaLib'rals make US their fools!! RATZ took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!! Now RATZ're with some of JOEZ Chi-ComBuddies... Treasonin' as Beijing shills!!
CHORUS: Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ Media WHORE'dz!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Swamp's VileOnes!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Biden... That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!! Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all TraitorJOEZ SCUM!! But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day... If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS First, Right Shall FReep...next, RATZ Shall Squeeeeeal!! Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ MediaHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!! Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!! FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!! Lied to by RATZ MediaHO's!! Good Lord, Right Must Fight RATZ VileOnes!!
Mudboy Slim
101 posted on 11/20/2002, 3:24:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
"We'll Know Sweet Justice" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")
The Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!! Slick couldda stopped the Taliban... Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze... How could he lose?! Press hides the news.
Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?! The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil RATZ!! Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!
We know El Rushbo knows... We know John Ashcroft knows... We know that Dubyuh knows... Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!
Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!! Guilty associates, True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!! Guilty Lib'ral HO's!!!
Ignore the RINOZ...word is they're not too brave. They're lasses that hide from conflict...they waste the air that they breathe... Good Patriots Lead Again!!!
We know Rush Limbaugh knows... We know George Dubyuh knows... FReepers show the Country how... Sweet Justice, Bless Our Righteous Home!!
FReegards...MUD
11 posted on 02/13/2002 10:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"We Want JUSTICE, That's Right!!" (To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonite?")
Are Libs lonesome tonight? Why do RATZ Hate what's Right?! Is Left sorry they let Slick get this far? Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day... When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts? Do the chairs in RATZ chambers seem empty and bare? Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse and picture Slick there? Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!! Reject Fear!! Then you can join the Right!!
(spoken) MUD wonders if...RATZ're fearing the Right. You know the bard said that the World is a Stage... And each of us must FReep our part. Fate had US playing the chumps from the very start. Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance Slick told his lies so cleverly...you never had a clue!! Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged... And why?! We'll never know!! Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!! 'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!! But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies... Than go and admit yer Slick's TOOLS!! Now RATZ stage is bare...but MUDZ standing there... With Slim's Band's Groovy Sound!! Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach... Then RATZ Shall Bring RAT-Party Down!!
Is your heart filled with pain, will you join MUD and Sing?! Forsake Fear...won't you please do what's Right?!
Kingly FReegards...MUD
175 posted on 11/22/2002, 3:17:15 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Boldly Just!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")
Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades... Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick... Slick's felony schemes grow...sneers at RATZ classless crowd!!
Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!! STOOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan... Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead... But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"
'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!! Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!! Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!! Just ask the Sultan!!
Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...songs ooze pure euphoria!! Kristinn is young, full of daring... And really quite steady when the RATZ come round!! JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow... In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!! And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!! Devotin' my life to RATZ TRAITOROUS Fool... But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Olde as MUD!! Yeah, yeah... Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie) We're Bold and Just!! Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything) Yeah, yeah, yeah
Heh heh heh...MUD
138 posted on 12/20/2002 12:21 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Terry's Lyin'!!" (To be sung to Van Halen's "Jamie's Cryin'")
Slim saw the look in PUNK's eyes, MUD knew he's better!! MUD asked his FRiends to Fight!! FReepers, it's now or never!! Slick makes MUD feel so MAD!!! Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's cryin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, Macker's lyin'!! McAuliffe finally said, "All right!! MUD, as a Man, yer much BETTER!! MUD, I am afraid to Fight, ah, oh, so all my ties I'll now sever!!" MUD said to send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah... Uh just to try to make yerself feel better It said "Willie Yer Gonna Fall, YOU Slime!!" And Slick knows Justice'll git 'em!! Oh, whoa, whoa, Fairy's cryin'!! Oh, whoa, whoa, Terry's lyin'!! Now Mudboy's been in love before (ahhh) And he knows what Power is for (ahhh) It should mean, a little, a little more (ahhh) Than Marxist Plans, whoo!!
MUD's gonna send Slick a letter, uh yeah yeah Just to Let Slick Knows Who's Gonna Git HIM!! Slim sang "Willie (Yer Gonna Fall, You Slime!!) 'Cuz the Macker's a BedWetter!!" Oh, whoa, whoa, Lib'ral's cryin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, LeftWing's Dyin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, RATZ'll be FRyin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, Clinton's Lyin'... Oh, whoa, whoa, Slick'll Be Whinin'!!
Heh heh heh...MUD
285 posted on 12/29/2002, 9:08:17 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATZ're noisey, I should know!! We'll be yer FReedomWriters... Donald, lead US to the show!! Trump done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!! So, find a Lib'ral dweeb... And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
(Chorus) Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!! Where's RATZ shame?!! Children you ain't, little girl!! Won't y'all act yer age?!!
Left Can Go to HELL!! Lord, DemRATZ are a mess!! It seems that one of JOEZ crew... Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!! Well, the police said, "RATZ Can't Rape Anymore!!" What a shame... Won't you come and FReep, World... And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!
Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?! Where's RATZ shame?! Shootin' you straight, TraitorJOE? Swamp's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
(Chorus) Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?! Why d'ya RAPE?! Tellin' you straight, HunterB... Treason's Biden's Game!!
(Guitar Jammin')
(Chorus) Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls? Fer Viet Nam?!! DemRATZ are FREAKS, don'tcha know?! Voters, don't be lame!!
Gonna ROCK the NextAge... Right, Get Ready to ROLL!! We got Swamp's Fascist Thugs to SMITE... Country's gotta know, then vote!! Gonna git RATZ a PrisonHome... Won't that be grand?! When it comes parole each year We're Gonna FReep RATZ Again...and AGAIN!!
POWER is RATZ Aim, Lib-uh-rulls... Left, Show Shame!! Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd... Ignorance ain't no shame!!! Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!! Show RATZ Shame!! Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!! Don't YOU Join RATZ Shame!!
Well, the neighborhood bully, he's just one man, His enemies say he's on their land. They got him outnumbered about a million to one, He got no place to escape to, no place to run. He's the neighborhood bully.
The neighborhood bully just lives to survive, He's criticized and condemned for being alive. He's not supposed to fight back, he's supposed to have thick skin, He's supposed to lay down and die when his door is kicked in. He's the neighborhood bully.
The neighborhood bully been driven out of every land, He's wandered the earth an exiled man. Seen his family scattered, his people hounded and torn, He's always on trial for just being born. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, he knocked out a lynch mob, he was criticized, Old women condemned him, said he should apologize. Then he destroyed a bomb factory, nobody was glad. The bombs were meant for him. He was supposed to feel bad. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, the chances are against it and the odds are slim That he'll live by the rules that the world makes for him, 'Cause there's a noose at his neck and a gun at his back And a license to kill him is given out to every maniac. He's the neighborhood bully.
He got no allies to really speak of. What he gets he must pay for, he don't get it out of love. He buys obsolete weapons and he won't be denied But no one sends flesh and blood to fight by his side. He's the neighborhood bully.
Well, he's surrounded by pacifists who all want peace, They pray for it nightly that the bloodshed must cease. Now, they wouldn't hurt a fly. To hurt one they would weep. They lay and they wait for this bully to fall asleep. He's the neighborhood bully.
Every empire that's enslaved him is gone, Egypt and Rome, even the great Babylon. He's made a garden of paradise in the desert sand, In bed with nobody, under no one's command. He's the neighborhood bully.
Now his holiest books have been trampled upon, No contract he signed was worth what it was written on. He took the crumbs of the world and he turned it into wealth, Took sickness and disease and he turned it into health. He's the neighborhood bully.
What's anybody indebted to him for? Nothin', they say. He just likes to cause war. Pride and prejudice and superstition indeed, They wait for this bully like a dog waits to feed. He's the neighborhood bully.
What has he done to wear so many scars? Does he change the course of rivers? Does he pollute the moon and stars? Neighborhood bully, standing on the hill, Running out the clock, time standing still, Neighborhood bully.
You've gotta lotta nerve, to say you are my friend. When I was down, you just stood there grinnin'. You've gotta lotta nerve, to say you got a helping hand to lend. You just want to be on the side that's winnin'
You say you've lost your faith, but that's not where its at. Ya have no faith to lose - an' ya know it. Do you take me for such a fool, to think I'd make contact With a one who tries to hide what he don't know to begin with?
You see me on the street. You always act surprised. Ya say "How are you?" "Good luck." But ya don't mean it. When you know as well as me, you'd rather see me paralized, Why don't you just come out once and scream it?
No, I do not feel that good when I see the heartbreaks you embrace. If I was a master thief perhaps I'd rob them. And tho I know you're dissatisfied with your position and your place. Don't you understand, its not my problem?
I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes And just for that one moment I could be you. Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes. You'd know what a drag it is to see you.
"Marchin' on DeeCee!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")
I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486... Fax machine and patriotism galore. Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment ROT... Biden's a Chinese Communist Whore! Me and my MAGA buddies gonna fight to the last... Gonna kick DemRATZ right outta town. 'Cuz JOE took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched... We'll Impeach, then we'll CONVICT RATZ Clowns!!
Tonight, we fight JOEZ White House Blight... We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat! Spring is here and The Time Is Right... For FReepin' on DeeCee!!
We decry corruption when we see'it... We oppose Tyranny by the State. When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport... We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife. Now some folks, they just give up caring... And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece. Some folks come home from work and wash up... Then go hit the Web to FReep!!
Tonight, we fight Swamp's Treas'nous Blight... We're gonna stomp Dem Marxists under our feet! Spring is here and The Time's Just Right... We're Gonna DETHRONE DemElites!!
(Keyboard/Percussion)
We met Bill and his "schtick" eight years ago... Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye fer the babes." With far-Left Media at his back... Slick told the World he's here to stay! But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies... So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right! This Country's drones, they need a spark... Need bold patriots singin', "It's worth the fight!"
Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House... But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!" They stare off all numb, afraid to fight... Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn. For all YOU Mind-Numbed Robots and Network "HotShots"... Ignorin' crimes to Beat the Band... Tonight, the FReepers and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee... And Purge LEFT's Filth From OUR Land!
Tonight, we fight the righteous fight... Out of our way, RINOZ, you best keep! 'Cuz Spring is here and the mood's just Right... For FReepin' on DeeCee!
(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!
Previously occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, was a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most indubitably committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land was allowed to continue master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!
Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!
Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Executive Branch Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!
Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.
We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's. Fortunately, The Network drones are becoming irrelevant!!
If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Quite Sincerely, Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!!)
"HURT" performed by: Johnny Cash Original by: Nine Inch Nails
Key of a-minor
Intro: am C D am D am
I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel I focus on the pain,the only thing that's real The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting Try to kill it all away but I remember everything
What have I become, my sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away in the end And you could have it all, my empire of dirt I will let you down, I will make you hurt
instr: am C D am C D am
I wear this crown of thorns, upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts, I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time,the feelings disappear You are someone else, I am still right here
[repeat chorus]
If I could start again, a million miles away I would keep myself, I would find a way
Pre...MUD
662 posted on 3/11/2003, 6:27:19 AM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."DemocRATZ and RINOZ LOATHE EqualJustice Fer ALL!!")
Oh my name it is nothin' My age it means less The country I come from Is called the Midwest I's taught and brought up there The laws to abide And that land that I live in Has God on its side.
Oh the history books tell it They tell it so well The cavalries charged The Indians fell The cavalries charged The Indians died Oh the country was young With God on its side.
Oh the Spanish-American War had its day And the Civil War too Was soon laid away And the names of the heroes I's made to memorize With guns in their hands And God on their side.
Oh the First World War, boys It closed out its fate The reason for fighting I never got straight But I learned to accept it Accept it with pride For you don't count the dead When God's on your side.
When the Second World War Came to an end We forgave the Germans And we were friends Though they murdered six million In the ovens they fried The Germans now too Have God on their side.
I've learned to hate Russians All through my whole life If another war starts It's them we must fight To hate them and fear them To run and to hide And accept it all bravely With God on my side.
But now we got weapons Of the chemical dust If fire them we're forced to Then fire them we must One push of the button And a shot the world wide And you never ask questions When God's on your side.
In a many dark hour I've been thinkin' about this That Jesus Christ Was betrayed by a kiss But I can't think for you You'll have to decide Whether Judas Iscariot Had God on his side.
So now as I'm leavin' I'm weary as Hell The confusion I'm feelin' Ain't no tongue can tell The words fill my head And fall to the floor If God's on our side He'll stop the next war.
Pre...MUD
738 posted on 3/11/2003, 9:46:37 PM by Mudboy Slim
"The Times They Are A'Changin'!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")
Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!! Then, demand that JOEZ TREASON shall not be condoned!! WE MUST FIGHT!! OUR Nation's worth savin'!! Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls RATZ will own... Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... JOE Biden has SPIED...WE MUST IMPEACH HIM!! And indict JOEZ goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!! Yes, Tucker's sellin' TRUTH 'bout JOEZ TREASON!! Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!! Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down JOEZ walls!! Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!! Battle fer hearts and minds rages... We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls... Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan... Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!! Yer Cold War has moved to this Nation!! Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!! Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
(Excellent harp jammin')
The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! WE'LL DETHRONE NOW...AND IMPRISON JOE LAST!! Welcome Prez'dent Trump...JOEZ "term"'ll go fast... New World Order is rapidly fadin'!! And the People's Power'll be returned at last... Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians
1 Posted on 07/16/2000 20:39:03 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
"FReedom" (To be sung to PokerFace's "FReedom"...written by Paul Topete)
FREEEEEEDOM!!! Ain't just a word fer me... It means everything!! I shout, "Vive Libertad!!" Open yer eyes...Big Brother's no dream!! Kick Left OUT!!! GIVE THEM...NOTHIN' BUT $#!+!!! Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! They'll soon be doin' to you!! You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me... Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
Float on by...down this River of Life... You live yer Life...like yer Dead in it!! Don't burn that flag...right in front of me... Unless YOU WANT ME...ta KICK YER A$$!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! They'll soon be doin' to you!! You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me... Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
FReedom...not just words to me... It means everything...I just love my Liberties!!! Don't bust Ol' MUD...just fer smokin' his smokes... Let MUD live...LET FREEDOM REIGN!!!
Why won't you see...what they're doin' to me?! They'll soon be doin' to you!! You won't believe...that they're comin' fer me... Left is gonna be comin' fer you-ou-ou!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh...
Great song, Paul...MUD
377 posted on 3/24/2003, 4:42:01 PM by Mudboy Slim
"RAT-WHORE'dz SCUM!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Lost in the Flood")
OUR AmericanSoldiers shall be comin' home as heroes in big parades... They'll walk through town heads held high... "He Helped Liberate Iraq!!" they'll hear the RighteousFolks say. This countryside's burnin' with Lib'ral Airheads chantin' "RATZ Fer Genocide!!" Slick's Left is SCUM, they're gutless fairies, 'neath MediaWhore'd's LIES they hide!! RATZ're breakin' dreams and promises with Vile Tyrants givin' 'em directions!! PUNKS run wild through Federalized slums IGNORANT...pleadin' fer MORE RAT Deception!! The DemonRATZ love DEATH and Tyranny...their hands're all caked in blood... Kristinn says "FReep!!" with the folks from DeeCee, the A.N.S.W.E.R. is MORE MUD!! Then MUD said "Hey, Angelwood, Git Justice...Git Justice Fer RATZ Scum!! Has Left thrown their senses out the door?! Or did they lose them slingin' mud?!"
That pure American brother, dull-eyed and empty-faced races Sundays in Jersey in a Chevy stock super eight He rides `er low on the hip, on the side he's got Bound For Glory in red, white and blue flash paint He leans on the hood telling racing stories, the kids call him Jimmy The Saint Well the blaze and noise boy, he's gunnin' that bitch loaded to blastin' point He rides head first into a hurricane and disappears into a point And there's nothin' left but some blood where the body fell That is, nothin' left that you could sell just junk all across the horizon, a real highwayman's farewell And he said "Hey kid, you think that's oil? Man, that ain't oil that's blood" I wonder what he was thinking when he hit that storm Or was he just lost in the flood?
Eighth Avenue sailors in satin shirts whisper in the air Some storefront incarnation of Maria, she's puttin' on me the stare and Bronx's best apostle stands with his hand on his own hardware Everything stops, you hear five, quick shots, the cops come up for air And now the whiz-bang gang from uptown, they're shootin' up the street And that cat from the Bronx starts lettin' loose but he gets blown right off his feet And some kid comes blastin' round the corner but a cop puts him right away He lays on the street holding his leg screaming something in Spanish Still breathing when I walked away And somebody said "Hey man did you see that? His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud" I wonder what the dude was sayin' or was he just lost in the flood? Hey man, did you see that, those poor cats are sure messed up I wonder what they were gettin' into, or were they just lost in the flood?
Mid...MUD
466 posted on 3/26/2003, 4:20:33 PM by Mudboy Slim (The DemocRAT Party is Being EXPOSED as THE Communist Party of America!!)
"FRee Iraq!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATZ're Sleazy BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong... Free Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATZ don't have a CLUE!! Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Left's hustlers and RATZ schemes!! Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Forty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night... Ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS Right!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!! Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! RATZ're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!! Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
While FReepin', we're fightin' fer a BetterWorld... Fight RATZ Slime, my FRiends!! 'Cuz we're Right...we'll fight BigGuv'mentWaste... 'Cuz we don't wanna lose OUR Country to Left's HATE!! FReedom is a hunger...to control our own Fates!! Shun the LIES!! DemRATZ we'll Liberate!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Can't let JOE escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! RATZ minions WE AIN'T!! BIDEN is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
Good folks, we...shall ride the Winds of Change... To help FRee MinionsOfState!! Fer Rights, we shall FReep!! 'Cuz, my FRiends, we'd sacrifice all that's Right... If WE "MovedOn"...Failed to Impeach RATZ Shame!! The Goal is to Imprison RATZ... Proclaim JOEZ Disgrace...fer God's sake!! Folks, let's ROLL there!! Shan't let RATZ escape!! Come on, REJECT FEAR!! RATZ minions WE AIN'T!! BIDEN is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
So let's ROLL, men...DETHRONE Dems!! C'mon, Let's Go, FRiends...FER Justice We FReep!! We're RIGHT...I feel like we're alive and discovering crimes. Said we're RIGHT...we're strong enough to STOP RATZ schemes!! Convict RATZ Slime!!
(The BigMan and CM on duelin' lead guitars)
Said we're RIGHT...we're strong enough to STOP RATZ Schemes!! Convict RATZ Slime!! BIDEN is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! DemRATZ're all LIARS!! 'Tis YER Fate...FER Justice FReep!! BIDEN is a LIAR!! 'Tis our Fate...INDICT RATZ Schemes!! FER Justice WE Aspire!! 'Tis OUR Fate...FER Justice FReep!!
FReegards...MUD
120 posted on 4/10/2003, 2:20:12 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I see a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUDZ right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUDZ a FReeper...MUDZ a grinnin'... JOEZ a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATZ S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATZ are misspoken... Demand Justice fer JOEZ TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make RATZ SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Marxists...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst JOE Biden!! JOEZ a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! Patriots, keep talking about JOE Biden... 'Cuz DemRATZ did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause Truth's right here...JOEZ TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make RATZ SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
"Lucky Man!!" (To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
He had the zealots, and harems by the score... Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said. Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!
He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...State-run Med'yuh would sing!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
But soldiers soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! His zealots couldn't save him, so WE SHOT "bin", and HE DIED!!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!)
"RichmondTowne!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!! Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!! Party with folks red and brown... Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...We SHAN'T let RATZ Win!! All becuz Slick Committed Treason!! What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
Me and my pals, we love fun... WE WHUP RATZ 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!! I don't even know why RATZ come... Go on back where y'all came from!!
RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!! Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!! Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds... Ain't a-goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Regards...MUD
1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"MUD Wants Some Justice!!" (To be sung to the EELS' "Love of the Loveless")
Don't gotta lotta time...to make our stand... I ain't no Marxist tool...I am a man!! Yes, there's a God up there...somethin' above... God, shine yer light down here...fight 'gainst big Guv!! MUD wants some justice...WE want some justice!!
Can't have too many FRiends...evil blights our home. FReepers been takin' stands...pretty much alone!! Biden fears the real truth...but when push comes to shove... We'll see Justice when we FReep...let's sling some mud!! MUD wants some justice...Rush, where's the justice?! Patriots, seek justice!! God help US, seek justice!!
All around you sheeple squawkin'... Garland balks 'cuz Biden's balkin'!! Looking for and findin'...NUTHIN'!!
Don't gotta lotta time... Can't help but care... Not sellin' anything... Marxists, BEWARE!! Yes, there's a God up there... Somethin' above... God, shine yer light down here... Shine on what's just!! MUD wants some justice!! Trump, where's the justice?!! Patriots, seek justice!! Hunter, meet justice!!
Don't gotta lotta time... To make our stand... We ain't no Lib'ral fools... Let's join the band!! Get US some justice!! We need some justice!! Country, seek justice!! MUD wants some justice!!
FReegards...MUD
185 posted on 9/30/2003, 7:02:51 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"INDICT JOEY!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")
Hunter Biden's goin' strong... 'Cuz the State-run Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!" I know y'all think World'll never know... But wont'cha help this FReep along... And seee-eeeng with ME... "JOE, won't you ever leave?!!"
INDICT Hunter...and CONVICT RATZ sleazy WHORE'd!! Don't you know JOEZ Treason's gonna sink you?! BITE ME, JOEY...quit forcin' MUD to croon... I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!
Country's heard too many lies... Right's gonna give JOE one Mighty Shove... Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies... Power's all that matters...JOEZ a Treas'nous FReak!!!
INDICT JOEY...RATZ "Schtick" has lost its charm... Don't you think JOE'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!! CONVICT JOEY...RATZ Day is comin' SOON... Patriots fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!
(Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!)
Can't wait to see the Moral Right... Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!! The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right... Left can take their "worries" now... Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!
INDICT Hunter...we loathe yer girlish charms!! Don't you know that US patriots just gonna CRUSH YOU?! INDICT Fauci...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon... I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
INDICT BIDEN...we loathe yer creepy "charms"!! Don't you know that US patriots just gonna CRUSH YOU?! INDICT JOEY...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon... I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
And the Syntaurs can play this song like a charm...MUD
399 posted on 10/21/2001 4:11 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"Things Goin' On!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Things Goin' On")
Well, have you seen RATZ ScumBag in the White House? Has you ever seen so Vile a Bloke?! Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, wake from yer Dream!!! 'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know... Heads'll roll...
(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...white boy funky-like...YEE- HAWWWW!!)
Too many Lies been told to OUR Country... Too much Money RATZ greedily consume!! Well, until folks make it Right, we'll see Swampz greedy Ne'er-do- rights... 'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon! Do it now...do it to it...
(Piannie justa goin' off...with some help from his best bud, Disco, on Lead Guitar)
Oooh...gonna IMPEACH JOEZ Lyin' Butt by Christmas...THIS YEAR!!!
Well, Dem Marxists they love JOE Biden...Good Lord, show Mercy! They gonna ruin us all by and by... Folks, MUDZ Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Biden's hidin' RATZ Chinese Spies, While Swamp Smokes more Weed and just stays high!
Now I'm talkin' at'cha, JOE!! We're gonna send you and RATZ Evil Klan a'packin'... All good Patriots say Left's Gotta Go!!! Well, if you don't know what I mean, Let me stand up and scream, "YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!" Well, if you think I'm being Mean, Let MUD Stand and Repeat... "IMPEACH Left's 'HO TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY! Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT the Sleazy Ba$+ard!!"
Crazy things goin' on...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Party That Knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!" (To be sung to Doug Stone's "A Jukebox With A Country Song")
After five good years together... Fightin' fer what is Right, We disagreed 'bout Dubyuh... 'Cuz spending's outta sight!! It's that ol' familiar fight, folks... Fed'ral spendin' must come down!! We must fight now fer less Guv'ment... Devolve Power outta DeeCee town!!
Well, I voted once fer Dubyuh... And FReeper songs I sang!! But I'm startin' to feel like a fool... 'Cuz spendin's growin' again!! So when it's time to vote next Autumn... My support it shan't come cheap... Bush's fooled me once, feel like such a dunce, I swear, Need a spendin' FREEZE!! (And I said)
chorus: When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATZ spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere that I don't belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
Well, I voted 'gainst Jawn Wahnah... 'Cuz that RINO makes Libs proud!! But I expect more from Dubyuh... He'll last eight years, I've no doubt!! But we gotta put on spendin' brakes... And fight against Left's slime!! So before you tell Ol' Mud to leave, Cut spendin' fer all-time!!
(repeat chorus) When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment that I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATZ spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere I wanna belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
...sure, folks, I wanna belong... Wanna Party that knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
Mudboy Slim
496 posted on 3/7/2004, 11:51:05 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"John Kerry Fools!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")
John Kerry FOOLS, you make US fight... Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!! And if I could choose...a rage to ignite... It would be 'gainst YOU, Johnnie!!!
Do you wanna help Right Dethrone RATZ Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep Lurch ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We must make Hanoi John pay!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
Left's all Wrong, but we're alRight!! The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm... RightWing is Strong, and we'll win the Fight!! Leftists best git usedta LOSIN'!!
Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep RATZ ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We must make Dem Leftists pay!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)
Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep RATZ ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We shall make Hanoi John pay!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!
John Kerry FOOLS, just say "Good-Bye!!" We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"... And when we do, don't act surprised... When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!
Do you wanna help Right Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!! Are ya gonna FReep RATZ ev'ry time ya can?! I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz... We shall make Hanoi John pay!! Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!! We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!! In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!! We shan't let Kerry Sanction HATE!! In their hearts, RATZ live for HATE!!
Mudboy Slim
708 posted on 3/12/2004, 9:44:20 PM by Mudboy Slim
