Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:352286 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John... DemRATS, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Isn't THIS SPECIAL?!
Heh heh heh... RATZ got NO DEFENSE 4 a Righteous (Wo)Man with a Righteous Plan, imho.
"BTW..." (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")
Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...RATZ're whores!! Chi-Com traitor...we're singin' songs fer Truth... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!
Way Right...we're marked... Limbaugh...root cause!!
Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason... We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til JOEZ career's done!! JOE ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero... BIDENZ sick..."Defeat Treason!!", that's our goal!!
Dubyuh...mudrats... World stage...Nags Head!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... And Right shall fight on...Trump's got soul!! By the way, Left died today... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
Black thread...hope's thick... Song shop...git Slick!!
FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one... Win the fight...folks, DeeCeeRATZ are pond-scum!! Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!! Lib'rals whine...fer Power gained via Treason!!
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!! By the way, RATZ LIE and Rape... Left breeds Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!! Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee... We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!! By the way, I'm proud we pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
(chant)
Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might... RightWing shall fight on...Donald knows!! By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!! Algore's a whore...he's writin' poems 'bout trees... We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!" By the way, we're proud we pray... To one God...sacred world!! Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might... FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!! By the way, we proudly pray... Reject Fear...FReep the World!!
"Rally Fer Our Nation!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
JOEZ a spy fer China... Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!! Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden... Dreams of Amsterdam libations... Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams... Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
The Beacon fer the world... Pride of the western civilization... We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!! Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!! Left's oh so queer...RATZ're HollyWeird!! Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
Donald's surgin' very well... Twenty 2-4 awaits US!! Reject Media's spin...help FReedom win... 'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
[Chorus:] Airborne...uniform... MUDZ corps...just war... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed... Lied about his own conflagrations... JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side... Genghis Khan's mis-information!! Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts... John LIED to the whole Nation!!
TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear... Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!! Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years... Righteous songs on yer AM stations!! Our liberties are here to stay... We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...
RATZ're stained...they chose their way... Devolve Power to the States, men... Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... But good patriots rule this Nation!! 'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout... We're just another FReedom station!! Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world... FReep fer our Liberation!!
Donald's surgin' very well... Twenty 2-4 awaits US!! Slick's takin' a rest...JOEZ just a pest... 'Tis Clinton's scalp MUDZ craving!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
"Big Guv'ment!!" (To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax... Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!! Folks, I never wanted nothin'... From Dem Lib'rals like Bill!! You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round... With HATRED in their eyes!! 'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care... Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!! Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATZ are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!" 'Cuz folks, Dem Marxists they're all monsters... Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!! The hammer and the syckle ain't the way!! Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReaky schemes... Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money... Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!! God damns...God damns Dem Sosh'lists!! Folks must RISE UP, God...REJECT Big Guv'ment man!!
Well, now if I were the president of this land... You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!! I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!! Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!! God damn Big Guv'ment!! I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
"The FReeper!!" (To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "The Creeper")
Ohhh...listen to Doug's story...
Right is gettin' stronger, Nation... Time Big Guv'ment's gone!! Lib'rals don't know the difference no mo'... Between--ahhh--Right and Wrong!! Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... When the FReeper sings his songs!! Strike out fer yer FReedoms, ladies... Ahhh...Righteous're strong!! I say we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Loh-oh-ord...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
We're strong...we're bright...loathe RATZ...let's win!! Right's out fer Justice...I'm Mudboy Slim!! The road Left walks is dark and dim... Don't let DemRATZ lead you towards Left's sins!! They'll cut a whole baby... Mods'll stab you in the back... Reject all those DeeCeeRATZ!! Truth's more trouble--Medyuh--than Left thinks... We know Donald, he won't blink!! Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
Oh, we're gonna getcha, Biden...
(Powerful guitar jammin')
Ohh...they're enemies of yer Liberty... Killin' people every day... Ahh...soldiers're out to catch them sadists... Freedom's here to stay!! I say, "Right gonna stand and fight the fight... When the FReepers sing their songs!!" Watch out fer Doug's CD, baby... Forum's patriot songs!!
Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs!! Yeah!! Said we're gonna stand and fight the fight... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReeper sings his songs!! Yeah!!
"Call Me Extreme!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Call Me The Breeze")
Call me extreme...Lib'rals hate me 'cuz I'm bold. Yes folks, RATZ call me extreme...Right is such a lonely road. I'm lookin' fer somebody...help me carry heavy load!! Ain't been FReepin' forever...but I'm fightin' fer FRee. Folks, it's time fer chains and fine leather...all Dem Lib'rals are freaks!! And Right is fightin' 'gainst Dem Leftists...Donald Trump's fightin' fer me!! And that's the way it's supposed to be...
(FReakJam ensues)
Bush, this ain't no green card nation...Right's gotta enforce the Law!! RATZ, this ain't no green card nation...Folks gotta obey our laws!! Well, Right must go win back California... Fight Left's Power in Georgetowne... RightWing KNOWS!!
(More FReakJammin')
Well, I'm tired of empty speeches...Guv'ment keeps right on growin'!! Folks, Dem RINO Big Guv'ment leeches...Help us FReep!! Fight Dem HO's!! Sure, Right loathes foes of ol' Dutch Reagan...but Reagan Revolution's strong!! ModSquad, they call me "extreme"!! RINOZ shun me 'cuz I'm bold!! Medyuh, they call me "extreme"...RATZ keep killin' Unborn Souls!! Right's lookin' fer somebody...House shall hear US when we vote!! Oooh...Slim's Extreme!!
"I'm Their Father!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "Single Father")
Lately I've been spendin' lots of time with my kids... Laughin' 'bout stories about the things Uncles did... In their Daddy's family...not too long ago. My little girl, Jessie, and my little boy, Jake... To MUD, they're perfect...and Marxists, they hate!! 'Cuz I tell him the truth...and they ain't too young to know!!
I'm a father...who loves their mother... Ain't always fun...selfish, don't bother!! Our family's...like many others... 'Cuz I'm my children's father...and I love their mother.
I spend every minute I can with my boy... There's no doubt about it, he's my pride and joy!! Someday, Jessie'll grow up...and I won't have her no more. Her cute little smile...lights up my whole day... They're why MUD fights Dem Lib'rals...they're why Mudboy don't play!! So Right must git it together...gonna WHUP all Dem whores!!
I love my life...just being their father... How does daddy explain...why he can't convince mother? While we love this family...and we love our nice home... MUD don't understand it...fer all of our lives... Why there's just four...when there should be five... Of us sharing our future...Lord, bless us with one more.
I'm a father...who loves their mother... Ain't always fun...selfish, don't bother!! Our family's...like many others... 'Cuz I'm my children's father...and I love their mother. Our family...sister and brother... And I'm a full-time father...and I love their mother... Folks, I'm one happy father...'cuz I love their mother!!
"Muslims" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Muslims...my FRiends... When will yer Jihad disappear?! Arabs...my bro's... Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good Allah in their souls... Saudi money...EVIL goals!! Please explain why them folks died!! But Muslims...my FRiends... 'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!
Allah...is innocent...yeah... Koran's Right...put HATE aside!! Muslims...we'll still love ya... Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep... Fer yer futures Right does FReep!! Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!! And soldiers...our sons, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby... Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join our fight!! Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?! Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
FReegards...MUD
3 Posted on 09/18/2001 08:44:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan!!)
"Woodstock II (RightWingVersion)" (To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
Well, I came upon a dude named Rush... He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh... And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!" Limbaugh told me...
Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall... Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand... Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
We are starvin'...fer some Boldness... RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!! Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Folks, show the Left what Right is... Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!! Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice... Waco's burnin'... Democrats're the Party of Fear... FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?! Just IGNORE the Media Spin... Them Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened... We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!! We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!! By the time we got to Abe's spot... We were o'er One Million Strong... Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!! Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land... Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly... Demand Justice fer Slick's lies... Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!! Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!! 'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!
"Heathen Slime!!" (To be sung to the Velvet Underground's "Pale Blue Eyes")
Liberty makes me happy... Sosh'lism...it is bad. Lib'rals ain't never happy... They're Marxists who are oh so mad... Patriots must REJECT Left's SCAM!! Just move on, you Chi-Com spies... Left is WRONG...Come join the Right!!
Sing it out from the mountain tops... "Liberty for the Meek!!" Marxist tools love enslavement... It's YOUR money Leftists seek!! It's yer Freedom RATZ seek!! Just move on...Dem Marxists LIE!! Left is WRONG...come join our fight!!
If we could tell the World the TRUTH 'bout DemRATZ Tyranny... Righteous shall ne'er bear it!! Stand up fer Liberty!! Stand tall because you're FRee!! Just move on...Joe Biden's slime... RATS are WRONG!! Come join the Right!!
Vote fer Life and Freedom!! Whup Dem Marxists' butts!! We say, "Justice is Right On this time... Joe LIES...his gig is up!!" Down for FOOLS is UP!! Can't move on...RATZ Treas'nous Spies!! Left is WRONG!! RINOZ ain't Right!!
It is GOOD that Right IMPEACHED Willie... Right must do it once again!! Must fight Dem Lib'ral FEYries... Fight fer TRUTH, my LF FRiends... MUD ain't foolin'...we'll git Ol' Slick!! Shan't move on...Left's Heathen Slime!! Left is WRONG...Come Join the Right!!
"US Country Folks Shall Survive!!" By Hank Williams, Jr.
The preacher man says its the end of time And the Mississippi River shes a goin dry The interest is up and the stock markets down And you only get mugged if you go down town
I live back in the woods you see My woman and the kids and the dogs and me I got a shotgun a rifle and a four wheel drive And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive I can plow a field all day long I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive
Chorus Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run Cause when them ole boy raised on shotgun We say grace and we say ma'am
(riff)
If you ain't into that we don't give a damn
We came from the West Virginia coal mines And the Rocky Mountains and the Western Skies And we can skin a buck we can run a trout line And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive
I had a good friend in New York City He never called me by my name just HillBilly My GrandPa taught me to live off the land And his taught him to be a business man He used to send me pictures of the Broadway Nights And I'd send him some homemade wine But he was killed by a man with a switch blade knife For forty three dollars my friend lost his life I'd love to spit some Skoal Longcut in that dudes eye And shoot em' with my ole 45 Cause a country boy can survive Country folks can survive
Chorus Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run Cause when them ole boy raised on shotgun We say grace and we say ma'am
Were from North California and South Alabam And little towns all around this land And we can skin a buck and run a trout line And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive Country boy can survive Country folks can survive.....
Pre...MUD
380 posted on 11/23/2001, 12:27:39 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Simple Man" (Skynyrd Version)" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
His Mama told Bill...when he was young... "Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son. My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play... So, please don't do this...you will thank me... Good Guys don't stray!! Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass! Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat. Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love... This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Slick, life is simple...have a plan... Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man. Willie, be a simple, kindly man. Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!
Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold... Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul! Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try... All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Slick, be a symbol...make your stand! Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam! Willie, life is simple...for a Man... You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick lied, "I WILL!!"
(Guitar Jammin')
You know the story...Slick loved himself! Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else! Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED! Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand... Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!! Willie, he's a symbol...New World Man! Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!
Willie, you're a simple, Traitorous Man... You are "Guilty!"...time to pay The Band....
Mudboy Slim
454 posted on 11/30/2001, 12:23:47 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Imagine!! (A Conservative Version)" (To be sung to John Lennon's "Imagine!")
Imagine no bureaucracy, Lib'ralism left to die; No damned IRS, a reigned in FBI; Imagine all US people...with increased take-home pay! Ah ha ah aahhh!
Imagine no more Waco's, no booted thugs to rue; No Clinton goons to lie for...religious freedom, too! Imagine all free people...no Village, just families. Yoo hoo ooo! You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you'll join us, a patriot's work is never done.
Imagine unbridled Capitalism, regulation on the wane; No need for greed or hunger, each spending what he's earned. Imagine all free people, the Left driven underground! Yoo hoo ooo! You may say I'm a dreamer, but Right's War it shall be won!! 'Cuz as an Ol' Gen-Xer, this next Century's ours to run!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 05/09/2000 00:26:24 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Liar/Traitor!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Mak'er")
Oh, oh oh oh oh, Right has gotta ROLL... Oh, oh oh oh, Justice's on a ROLL!!
Oh, oh oh oh oh, patriots gotta...ROLL!!
Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, Biden's Crimes are VILE!! Ay ay ay ay, must confront Left's Lies...
Oh oh ay ay, Nation, please...Let's ROLL!!
When I learned the Lib'rals condone Slick, it made me mad, mad, mad!! When I heard Left's Med'yuh Defend Slick, said, "Make a Stand, Stand, Stand!!" Bill, I still LOATHE you so, WE shan't let you go.
I LOATHE you. Ooh, Billie, we'll git ya!! YEAH!!!
Oh, oh oh oh oh oh, every breath MUD takes, Oh, oh oh oh, ooh every move MUD makes, Ay ay, FReepers, please...let's ROLL!!
Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, JOE hurts this Nation's Soul, Oh oh oh oh, make Justice yer main goal, Ooh, oh, ooh, Trumpsterz, please...Let's ROLL!!!
When I read the letter you sent me it made me mad, mad, mad. When I read the news that it brought me it made me sad, sad, sad. But I still love you so, I can't let you go.
I loathe you. TraitorJOE, WE loathe ya. Ay!
[Guitar Solo]
Oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, make Slick a Prison 'Ho!! Oh oh oh oh, you don't have to go, Oh oh oh oh, ooh baby... Babe, please, please, please, please.
[Riff 1] until fadeout /w lyrics ad lib.
Heh heh heh...work in progress...MUD
352 posted on 12/18/2001, 12:11:29 PM by Mudboy Slim
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away... Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air. You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!! I've been watchin' BIDEN and I have seen... Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!! Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!! What a surprise! That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes... This Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!! NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!! Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
[The Lib'rals Prayer] "Big Guv'ment's my Shepard...I shall not want. I Care Not That RATZ LIE!! To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE this Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... JOE BIDEN has endangered this Entire Nation!! He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!! For lo...JOE HAS Great Power, but NO Honor!! Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones, Through quiet reflection and great dedication, COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!! LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Marxists' Eyes Water!!!
Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Ol' Slick with a SCREEEAM!! Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans... Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Have you heard the News?!! Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Soon, RATZ we'll INDICT!! In Jail, JOE'll Grow Old!! Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
"LIB-Uh-Rals..." (To be sung to Frank Zappa's "Valley Girl")
Lib-UH-rals...Left's just Lib-uh-rals!! Soccer Moms...BrainDead Lib-uh-rals!! Open mind? Fer sure...fer sure... They're the Victim Class...votin' fer Left's Whores!! Are they blind? Fer sure...fer sure... RATZ love... (Like...Slick's a God!!) Lib-uh-rals!! (Like...Hillary!!) Ig-no-rance!! (Al's Chinos are...like...so bitchin'!!) AlphaGore!! (Isn't Butch Reno...like...handsome?!) Lib-uh-rals!!
(And like there's all these really great News Shows...I, like, LOVE MTV and, like, Oprah, and Rosie. They have the neatest movie stars and stuff and they all LOVE Big Guv'ment...Socialists are, like, just super-super nice...Left's, like, so bitchin'...like...)
Publik Skewlin'...their Minds are blown... Just a bunch of braindead drones!! Thoughts're in-bred...Press Bias laid bare!! Left's gotta whole lotta nuthin' upstairs!!
(Anyway, Slick goes "Are YOU into S&M?!"...I go, "Oh Right, like, could you just picture me in, like, leather teddy?! Yeah, right...HURT ME!! HURT ME, Mr. EX-Prez'dent!! NO WA-A-A-AY!!...[giggle] Slick's like a friggin' LOUT...but ALL guys are Nasty...Left's lucky Libs're all a bunch of ditz's!! Phat Mo' said, "Spunk in my face, Big Creep!!"...I'm sure...)
Medyuh Whores...they're all Lib-uh-rals!! Leftist Twits...just like WHOREaldo!! Open minds...fer sure, fer sure...Medyuh's... (Left's really sad...)...Lib-uh-ral!! (Like, mean ol' Limbaugh...he's like...)...INDICT Left's Whores!! (He's, like, Mr. BoldTruth...)...CONVICT RATZ WHORE'd!! (Right's talkin' lord, god, King BoldTruth!!)...THIS IS WAR!!
(Right is sooo sure...Right's, like, sooo stoked...MUD, like, listens and FReeps songs and he sings and, like, stalks Ol' Slick fer his SPIES...he's got class...MUDZ, like, TOTALLY disgusted...Slick's, like, sooo GONE...FReep him out!! Hang Slick with the Truth!!)
Last idea to cross Slick's mind... Had something to do with Chi-Com spyin'... When Slick says, "Kneel!!" RATZ kiss his butt... That makes DEMS all political Sluts!!
To be continued...MUD
350 posted on 01/09/2002 12:14 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Right's Fightin' FEAR!!" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here")
Folks, do you think Left can sell... Progressive Hell?!! Yer rights be damned!! Shall we quell RATZ vile thugs?!! Or sheepishly kneel?!! OUR time to be brave... Won't you fight for your kids?!!
And did RATZ force you to trade... Real heroes for "JOE"?!! Sweet Justice for "Peace"?!! Freedom fer "secur'ty"?!! Big Guv'ment must change... 'Cuz Nation's been stained... Joe Biden is the Left's star... Now ChinaJoe bears RATZ SHAME!!
(Beautiful pickin' and strummin' by conservativemusician and the Big Man)
How I wish...Socialists were not here... Lib'rals are lost souls... Beggin' 'cuz they WON'T work!! Marxists are wimps!! Right must retake the same old ground... Sing out, be proud...Freedom's dear!! Right's fightin' FEAR!!
"Whuppin' DemRATZ A$$!!" (To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Living In The Past")
Biden, folks ain't smiling... We'll vote Right to see Left's slaughter. RATZ know we've come to loathe you... Yer a Marxist...yer Big Brother!! Yer time's running out... Good patriots shout, "Yer the disaster!!" Joe, we shan't give in... We love whuppin' DemRATZ A$$!!
(MUD on tin whistle)
Weak minds like to join in... Union thugs, tyrants are yer friends!! Right wants Devolution...Statists don't know... Who we're fighting!! RATZ ignore Joe's LIES... Networks ain't Right...they're sosh'list bastards!! Joe, we shan't give in... We'll keep whuppin' yer RAT A$$!!
(more tin whistle)
Joe, we shan't give in... We'll keep kickin' yer RAT A$$!! Leftists, Right won't give in... We love whuppin' DemRATZ A$$!!
"Slime!!" (To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")
Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply." So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?" He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!" So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!! Slime, slime, ALL DemRATZ are slime, Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right! Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!
And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!" So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right... To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in? If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!'" Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime, Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right! What's this, DemocRATZ, don't you feel contrite?!
Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive? We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears! "TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...Unhh!
But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray... But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay. So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs... I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..." Wooo!! It's high time Right showed a li'l spine... Insist on Re-Impeachment, raze this Wall of Slime... Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll RESIGN!! Slime, slime...In Prison, Slick Shall Die!! Slime...slime, slime...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/07/1999 20:11:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!! Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question... "Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?! Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Cowards fear our roll...shut their mouths!! Osama bill Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!! Fear the Power of the Right!! A question: "Does Swamp kill guiltlessly? Why did Bill bite her lip? Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Folks...FReedom hearkens... TRUMP...shall seek Justice!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!! The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off... Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!! Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this... Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question: "House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!! Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!
"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")
The King of Lyin' smugly bows... "Respect the Prez," we're told... "Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now... Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"
Has the Right lost its mind?! DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE'd!! Lib'rals kill with great delight... The Right must fight this War... Folks, throw down the gauntlet now... Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!! Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight... Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...
Hey...RATZ gotta wonder... How far protectin' Slick they'll go! Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans... To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!! The Wisdom of the Forefathers told... "Preserve Equal Justice!!" Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care... 'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!! This Country is worth the fight... Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!! Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black... The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh... Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight... Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!! This World is filled with Good and Bad... How shall our children know?! Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...
Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG... Bold FReepers taught me so... Fine time fer an uprise... RE-IMPEACH RATZ CHI-COM 'HO!! The Pain of War cannot exceed... Waco's burnt stench of Death!! Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls... Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!! Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on... VOTE RIGHT...the Left must fall!! No need for Fear...we'll set things Right... Our Might'll transform the World!! Dance with the FReepin' Right... Sing 'til the mornin' lights!! History looms...be Strong and Bold... We'll bring True Justice back!! Bring it back...
At last, Reagan'll be smilin'... At Guv'ment small and nice. We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians... Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!! Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT... Bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...
Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now... Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh... Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!! Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)
"Chi-Com Spies!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")
Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly... SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!" Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury... They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style. Late last night, most DemocRATZ felt lonely... Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!! And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATZ love is only... Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!! So RATZ tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country... To support their Nation that the Left's torn down... But Slick knows where RATZ're goin' as they're leavin'... Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!
{start_of_chorus} You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!! Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!! I thought by now RATZ'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'... With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!! He types on through the night, anticipatin'... 'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep against RATZ sleazy schpiel!! Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!! MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!! RATZ swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened... MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
RATZ, wake up and pour yerself a strong one... You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!! Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!! Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!! Left wonders how it ever got this crazy... RATZ think about the dreams they dreamed in school. Did Left get tired or were RATZ always crazy?! They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!! My, oh my, RATZ sure seem now like deranged things... Press set it up so well, so carefully... Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!
RATZ can't hide their ChiComSpies... And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!! I thought by now Left'd realize... There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!
MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)
325 posted on 11/6/2002, 4:27:03 PM by Mudboy Slim
