Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:348421 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
#156. To: Biff Tannen, Jhoffa_, war, ferret, ferret mike, Landru, Badeye, Angelwood, BufordP, DiscoDave, The BigMan GregTaylor, Mick Taylor, STUMPFeee, Artiste formerly known as..., D*mon, JazzyJosh, Jay-MOE!!, Matthew the ex-Vet, Ira the VietNam vet (#152)
BWAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha...whatta MAROOOOON!! LOL@ AOC...and her dance on the rooftop. Hot though...I'd DO HER in a NooYawk minute...but she'LL B back 4 seconds** of...MUD33
BTW...**all women want seconds of MUD...wouldn't U?!! Duhh...
Thirds R up 2 the discretion of BOTH PARTIES involved in the rodeo buck bronc-King event.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#157. To: Dr. Rev. Anthony Chandler, Cedar street Baptist Church...and MUDZ spiritual advisor (#153)(Edited)
NOT appropriate, imho...this kid shouldda never been where he was, but he had the God-given right to be there...SO THERE!!
Hey Pastor Chandler...stick to preaching the Bible...yer political acumen is NON-EXISTENT, my young friend.
Life ain't all about Black&White, black preacherman...there are Browns, and Yellers; and Redskins and don't forget our Greens (Army), Blues (Air Force), Beige/Tan (Navy), and BLUES (Local Police Departments)... & Blacks and Blues and Browns and Whites and Reds are ALL Inter- mingled...what is IT with THAT? Why do we keep shooting each other for NO GOOD REASON? WHY?! Gawldurnnit...WHY?!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Been Fergotten!!" (To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" "Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!" Bless George Dub- YOOOOOO!! We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!! Then, we'll love YOOOOO... Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO... We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!
Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!! Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh... Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh- ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh... Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!! Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent... The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!! Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!* ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!" Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son... FReeper denizens, fight like yer young... Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!! Remove Big guv'ment from our site... Left is Dead...behold what's right!! Next, we decide when to fight... Or become a Colluder?!!
#160. To: WWG1WWA, Captain HOOeeey, WilmaSue his SQUAW, Bippy the Dumbfounded, DOG the TRAITOR aka FREDO Corleone, MUDZ Sonny Corleone, BORIS is Michael Corleone...or NOT!! (#15)
I am getting a new puppy in the Spring of 2022... MUDZ dog shall be addressed as... "HUAN, Hound of Valinor"
Huan, the Hound of Valinor, (d. F.A. 466[1][note 1]) was a great wolfhound, one of the hunting dogs of Oromë the Hunter.
Huan had been granted special powers by the Valar, he was as large as a small horse, immortal, tireless and sleepless, and was allowed to speak three times before he died. It was also prophesied that he could not be killed unless it was by the greatest wolf that ever lived; in this case a werewolf {Carcaroth...the Werewolf Form of Sauron}.
He shall be the Lord of All Dogs... A border collie WITH HIS TESTICLEZ INTACT 4 BREEDING PURPOSES!!
"SOW" Sayeth the Word of...MUD33
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#161. To: Pastor Chandler, Lady C, Reverend G, HumbleB, Ira from VietNam (#159)
Heh heh henh...RATZ B STOOOPID...LOL!!
Brandonz Approval Rating is Down to under 36%... HOO the FUCK R these 36% of Americans HOO support Joe Bidenz Job Performance so far? SHOW YER FACES, Marxist RATZ!!!
Pastor Chandler..Pastor Chandler!! CNN didn't talk about THIS did it?! How about MSNBC?
Stick to preaching about the Bible, my FRiend... You are outta yer depths discussing political events, imho...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#162. To: Vinny, Jewel, Cyber-Band, conservativemusician, Fracas, BOBTHENAILER, TLBSHOW, ALOHA RONNIE (#96)
"Life Uncommon" (To be sung to Jewel's "life uncommon")
Don't worry Grandma...it'll be alright... And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!! And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!! No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And ALL shall learn...the Right ain't Monsters.
We've heard Left's anguish... I've heard Left's hearts cry out!! Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!! Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains... Set down Left's chains!!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom... No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace... But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be. Left's Programs ENSLAVE and NUMB!! Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear... Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom... "Songs of FReedom!!"
Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!! There is a Bold Army coming and we are Armed with Faith... To live, we must give...Justice!!
And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...The Right shall lead... Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!! No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from... Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery... And Right Shall Prove That Right's Worth Honorin'!!
FReegards, my Jewel...MUD
4 posted on 11/4/2003, 10:19:44 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Im sick of being sick and tired, Yes something has to give. It could not be my lifestyle, You know the way I live. So if I say, Im sick and tired, Please take it with a grain. Im really only sick and tired, Of folks without a brain. The democrats, the libral press, The folks in Hollywood. They really want to wreck this land, These folks arent up to good. Dont vote for dems, they mean you harm, Dont buy the New York Times. Dont go to see the movie show, Please dont support these slimes. You see they need your money to, Continue their crusade. Lets cut them off and then well see, The idiots parade. Theyll whine and squeal that we arent fair, That we have censored speech. No they can say what they will say, But they arent out of reach. The reach of Free America, To say enoughs, enough. Theyll find that down here on the ground, Life can sure be tough.
Flurry 11/4/03
6 posted on 11/4/2003, 10:37:48 AM by Conspiracy Guy (Living fast is fine as long as you steer well and have good brakes. )
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#167. To: HUAN, DOGman, DOG, Kashmir, Zoso, Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones Arena, Moby Dick, John Bonham (#160)
"The HISTORY of HUAN, Hound of Valinor"
"Huan was given by Oromë to his friend Celegorm, one of the Sons of Fëanor and accompanied him on his huntings in the regions of Valinor. When the Ñoldor under Fëanor rebelled, Huan went with his master to Middle-earth. Presumably he was with his master while he dwelt in Himlad, and then when he retreated to Nargothrond by the late 5th century after their arrival.
"Huan was with Celegorm and Curufin who were hunting when he smelled Lúthien and captured and brought the maid before Celegorm. She had set out to rescue Beren, who had gone with Finrod Felagund to Angband but had been captured in Tol-in-Gaurhoth. Celegorm and Curufin did not reveal to her that they had sent Beren to his death by the hand of Sauron, and took her as a prisoner to Nargothrond, "for her own protection", secretly plotting to wed her to Celegorm and thereby force an alliance with Lúthien's father Thingol.
"Huan felt pity for Lúthien, and sought her out and so he became involved with the Quest for the Silmaril. Speaking for the first time, he told her of a way to escape, and then accompanied her to Tol-in-Gaurhoth where, with the help of Lúthien's magic, he killed all of Sauron's Werewolves until Sauron himself came out, taking the shape of the greatest wolf that had ever lived. Huan nevertheless managed to defeat him, and Sauron was forced to flee. Huan went back to his master, while Lúthien and Beren went on their way back to Doriath. They came across Celegorm and Curufin, who had been exiled from Nargothrond by Orodreth when he learned of their deeds. Curufin tried to kill Lúthien, but Huan turned against his master, defending Beren and Lúthien.
"Speaking for the second time, Huan told Beren and Lúthien of his plan to gain entrance to Angband, bringing them the skin of the werewolf Draugluin and the bat-skin of Sauron's messenger Thuringwethil. Using these skins as disguise Beren and Lúthien went to Angband, while Huan hunted in the wild.
"After Beren and Lúthien had won the Silmaril but Beren had lost his hand to the werewolf Carcharoth, Huan joined Beren, Thingol, Beleg Cúthalion and Mablung in the Hunting of the Wolf. Huan and Beren managed to kill Carcharoth, but Huan was mortally wounded, as was Beren. Speaking for the third and last time, he wished Beren and Lúthien farewell, and died, with Beren's palm upon his head."
Now THAT is O.N.E. Honorable K9, imho...MUD33
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ring DemBells!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!! "Let's Impeach!!" Mudboy cried... "We got Truth on our side... "And BIDENZ Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells, good Patriots, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells...make yer Righteous stand, so CHINA will know!! Folks, it's [Dana] LASH HOUR now... Help RESIST 'gainst RATZ Power!! Lord, the sun is settin' low upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells so the World will know JoeBidenz SCUM!! Folks, the Networks are asleep... But their Power's weak... And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells for RATZ morally-bereft! Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few... HOO would judge the many... Yet say, "Marx is KEWL!!"??? Ring Dem bells for RATZ Chi-Com SPIES... For the kids that DIED... When Doc Fauci LIED!!
Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Bill Klinton entombed!! List of crimes is long... But TeaPartierz are strong... And We're Breakin' Down Resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!!
Mudboy Slim
Love singing this song...Mudboy Zoso Slim
BTW...VA Polytechnical School SUX, but at least... HOKIE Womyn R EZ (and horny) but sorta chubby...ROFL@U, CowManure-Breath!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades... Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick... Slick's felony schemes grow...sneers at RATZ classless crowd!!
Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!! STOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan... Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead... But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"
'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!! Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!! Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!! Just ask the Sultan!!
Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...songs ooze pure euphoria!! Kristinn is young, full of daring... And really quite steady when the RATS come 'round!! JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow... In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!! And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!! Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS Fool... But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Olde as MUD!! Yeah, yeah... Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie) We're Bold and Just!! Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything) Yeah, yeah, yeah
Heh heh heh...MUD
138 posted on 12/20/2002 12:21 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Gotta LOVE Jimi...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#172. To: MoJo2001, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, BOBTHENAILER, backhoe, Doctor Raoul, Angelwood, Taxman (#168)(Edited)
"Prosecution...NOW!!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")
Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment... We're kickin' Slick while he's down!! The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots... The FReepers are in town!!!! We listen to the Maja Rushi... He's got us in a trance... One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals... The other's behind his back!! And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends... They lurk, therefore, they know... That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right... As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!
Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy... "It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...)8^D Slick underestimates Right's moxie... MUD's gonna drive Slick WILD!!! Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry... The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N- See!!! So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...By Halloween!!" Mudboy pleaded with the Left... "Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?! Is Slick's Legacy really worth... Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"
And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding... Left's stars...have they really no pride?! They support the Vile Rapist... So US "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!! All except fer FoxNewsChannel... TeeVee Networks should be ashamed... Fer ignorin' TYRANNY... Historians shall lay blame!! And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!! We're singin', "Slick is just MUD'z 'HO!!" Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right... Willard's Prison- Bound!!
Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED... Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been laid... On her twenty-second birthday... Her young future's already stained. To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic... Her mind can't shake Left's bent... Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends... But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!! 'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!! Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno, "Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"
Clinton tells lies like the Taliban... Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!! Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores... And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks. Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful... Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat... 'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe... MUD's Dethronin' the EX-Pres-i-dent!!! You folks may think we can't git Slick... But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!! Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!! Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!
Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!! Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!! This is no time fer patience... Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!" Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser... Left MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo... Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood... Militiamen are kewl!! We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]... Come and join us, folks... If you folks care about yer Country... DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!
In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims... Democrats're a Party Fer Elites... Left's Pantheon of Heroes... Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!! Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses... In hopes State Power will endure... Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants... To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!! Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls... "Come join us, gals, we got Roe... That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment... Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"
*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)
Way past midnight, INS Agents... Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew... Raged down upon young Elian's home... Guns aimed at the camera crew!! Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro... Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!! Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders... With Castro pullin' strings!! If Liberty's such a hassle... Tell them Socialists to go... 'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots... Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!! The Culture War is "ON!!" Ol' Mudboy is singin', "Is you Right or is you Wrong?!" And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien... Forewarned against Tyrannic Power... While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right... She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!] Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!... Victory goes to the BOLD!! Folks, this Country must rethink how much... We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!
(Sweet Mudboy harpin')
Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday... In response to the one Slick wrote... Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!" MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!! Them FReepers that I've mentioned... Slick, I know them, they don't play!! Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation... And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!! Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good... Just save yer excuses, bro... Help MUD FReep the EX-President... Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!!
(MUD harpin' and strummin')
Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)
BTW..."the average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Gore equals 13.2... The average murders per 100,000 residents in voting districts won by Bush equals 2.1"... So says The Lovable Fuzzball!!!
What kind of Country do YOU want?!!...MUD
20 posted on 12/27/2003, 11:51:22 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#176. To: George W. Bush, Reagan Man, CheneyChick, Rush Limbaugh, M. Thatcher, MoJo2001, Landru (#172)
"The Times They Are A'Changin'" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")
Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!! Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!! WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!! Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own... Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!! And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!! Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!! Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!! Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!! Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!! Battle fer hearts and minds rages... We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls... Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan... Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!! Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!! Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!! Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
(Excellent harp jammin')
The lines have been drawn...foundation's been cast!! WE'LL GIT T-Mack NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!! Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$... New World Order is rapidly fadin'!! And the People's Power'll be returned at last... Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
FReegards...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#178. To: holdonnow, goldilucky, gonzo, OldFriend, jla, MeeknMing, backhoe (#176)
"What's the Truth?!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")
Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh... Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go? Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways... Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!" Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!" Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!" Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys? We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!! While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"
My little boy of five, playin' in the yard, Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?" [yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.] "Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!" Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!" Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school, As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule... No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down, While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!" Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"
EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand, The man with TheBook says, "Raise yer hand... Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' " Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care." 'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore, Nobody really trusted Slick no more. Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware... That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!! Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"
Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze... Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!! FReepers protest in the Public Square, While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!! Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"... Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!! The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today, And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!! We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!" 'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"
A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#180. To: goldilucky, Captain J.G. MoeReese, 31 amos USNavy...3 tours 2 viet nam (#140)(Edited)
My Great-Grampa once told me, "BOY...if you can't laugh at yerself, eventually others will do it for you..." To which my Dad, the Captain, interjected, "Yer great Grampa DIED before you were ever BORN!!" To which I calmLEE and gentLEE explained, as if my Dad was a 3-year-old, "And THAT, Dad, is why I thought it to be so remarkable."
Duhhh...
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Every once in awhile, I get a wild hair and I say, "Let's write new lyrics to an AC/DC song..." Then...VOILA!!
"T.N.T." (To be sung to AC/DCz "T.N.T.")
Oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi, oi Oi, oi, oi
See me ride out of the sunset On your color TV screen Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean Women to the left of me And women to the right Ain't got no gun, ain't got no knife Don't you start no fight
'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite T.N.T. and I'll win the fight T.N.T. I'm a power load T.N.T. watch me explode!
I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean I'm a wanted man Public enemy number one Understand? So lock up your daughters, lock up your wife Lock up your back door, run for your life Mudboy is back in town So don't you mess me 'round
'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite T.N.T. and I'll win the fight T.N.T. I'm a power load T.N.T. watch me explode!
T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. oi, oi, oi T.N.T. I'm dynamite (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T. and I'll win the fight (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T. I'm a power load (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T. watch RATZ explode!
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"I Shot the Sheriff" (To be sung to Bob Marley and the Wailer's "I Shot the Sheriff")
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
All around in my home town They're trying to track me down They say they want to bring me in guilty For the killing of a deputy For the life of a deputy, but I say >
I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense I shot the sheriff, and they say it is a capital offense
Sheriff John Brown always hated me For what I don't know Every time that I plant a seed He said, "Kill it before it grows" He said, "Kill it before it grows", I say
I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense
Freedom came my way one day And I started out of town All of a sudden I see sheriff John Brown Aiming to shoot me down So I shot, I shot him down, I say
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy Reflexes got the better of me And what is to be must be Every day the bucket goes to the well But one day the bottom will drop out Yes, one day the bottom will drop out, but I say
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy, oh no I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy, oh no
Pre...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
My olde olde olde man led a group of Grifterz 2 steal over $200K from me so he and my brothers could buy a $1.8 million beach house..the Yankee Clipper,,down in the Outer Banks. I will be suing my entire family to invalidate that purchase and get back my money. Well my Dad realizes he is in deep legal doodoo..it's even worse news for my ex- brother DOG..so he gave me $500 of what he owed me a few weeks ago and a couple weeks later I asked for more cash. Baby Huey, the Captains childhood nickname, asked what I used the money for, so I jauntily replied, "Sex, Drugs and Rock&Roll, but I just wasted the rest..."...MUD33
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#185. To: Stoner, Disgraced Richmond Mayor Lavar Stoner, Disgraced and DEFEATED EX-Governor of Northern Virginny Terrie the RAT-PUNK FEYrie MacAuliffe (#180)
"When Mayor Stoney dropped by the MUDcave driving a bronze-colored Cooper Mini and wearing the same light blue mask he always wears, he looked at me straight in the eye as I was painting "FUCK EWE, Mayor Stoner!!" and that little RAT-bastard flipped me off...I grabbed my Johnson as I went running after his car calling for "Mayor Lavar, Mayor Lavar, please come back and discuss what you meant by flipping off one of your constituents", but he drove off westward, ran the stop sign next to PhillyBillz house, and almost caused a wreck....LOL!!
MUD p'ownz Mayor Stoner...MUD33
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"Come Together!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly... Got the Donald leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!! We had Rush on the Eee-eye-bee; Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATZ on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!! RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!! Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks. One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!! Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
DemRATZ're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!! Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!! RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!! Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!! Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom tunnlin'!! Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!! We say, "One and one and one is THREE!!" RATZ think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEAL!! Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!
Oh... Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yeah!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yea-eah-eahh!! Come together...yeah!!
Mudboy Slim
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#191. To: badjoe, cal, tlbshow, white sands, ferret, goldilucky, interpreter, BufordP, ironman, PapaJohn, MamaSue (#189)
"This Blessed Ground!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
I was six years old, American flag in my hand... Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam. Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it... We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground... He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around... This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now, Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules! Political fights between The Wrong and The Right... Networks treat us like we're fools. As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck, While sellin' secrets to Chi-Com scum... Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come... To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse... Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more. Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret... Mudboy says, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!" It's our turn now, let's show 'em how... To devolve Power, to your hometown.
So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn JOEZ Tyranny! Forcin' out Dem crooks, it's our destiny! I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now... Last night, set 'em up, o'erlookin' the Sea.. I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
Mudboy Slim (05/28/1999)
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"We're the Far Right!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!! We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!! We're gonna help TRUMP git some traction... Right's gonna demand satisfaction.... Left's gonna find out what Right is all about. We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!! We're gonna FReep talk and television... Left shall heap on their vile derison... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! RATS, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!
(Guitar-jammin' interlude)
Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem RATZ from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams... Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!! We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision... Left shall fear our deadly precision... Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!! America's Right...still gonna FReep RATS' SCUM from Power!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!! Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!! Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!! We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"