Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:348408 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John... DemRATS, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Isn't THIS SPECIAL?!
Heh heh heh... RATZ got NO DEFENSE 4 a Righteous (Wo)Man with a Righteous Plan, imho.
I am from the Far Right... Wanna shrink Big Guv'ment down!! Right must triumph 'gainst Dem Marxists... Righteous Cause...Devolve Power!!
Lead the way...lead the way... Let's cut today...cut today...growth will follow!! Trumpsterz, lead the way...lead the way... Let's cut today...cut today...Devolve Power!! Right shall follow!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
RATZ lies show no wisdom... Right FReeps Truth, "Life ISN'T Fair!!" RATZ lie!! Left lies!! RATZ spy!! Yea yea...CONSPIRE!!
Patriots, lead the way...lead the way... Yeah, cut today...cut today...Right Shall Follow!!
FReepers, kneel and pray...kneel and pray!! Let's save the day...save the day!! Right's Empowered!!
Right's empowered...Right's empowered!!
Mudboy Slim
133 posted on 5/28/2004, 10:39:35 AM by Mudboy Slim
#1400. To: conservativemusician, Landru, Mia T, joanie-f, FBD, palo verde, ferret, ForGod'sSake, Jeff Head, Dukie, ohioWfan (#1398)
"Waco, Texas!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Pocahontas")
Just southward from South Dallas... Was a scary firefight... Agents, they were slaughtered... When Big Guv'ment flexed its might!! F.B.I. man...was Force really needed?!! Guv'ment soldiers...made babies scream!!
Slick killed folks 'cuz we're Christian... Yes, Left cut the Righteous down!! RATZ love to abort babies... Slick said, "Gun 'em down!!" Left loathes Righteousness...RATZ love Commie SCUM!! F.B.I. man, why'd y'all burn 'em up?!
Left massacred our youngest ones... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Willie ran over them with tanks!! (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Slick's firebombs silenced children's screams... But Left's LIES were what really stank!! Lib'ral paradox..."Was Slick's Massacre FAIR?!!" Slim's got Indian blood...it's Slick's scalp I'll snare!!
(Guitar pickin'...)
Bill Clinton is a TYRANT!! Re-Impeach Slick's arse to Hell!! Let's FReep fer Waco, Texas... We'll celebrate our wealth!! We ain't mournin'...it's Justice we seek!! Take a bold stand...Fer Justice FReep!!
Sure, maybe Janet Reno... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) Will LIE like a good hire... (YIE-YIE-YIE!!) But I know Willie really good... And Bill Clinton ordered "FIRE!!" Burnt that Compound down...killed them Christian "Freaks!!" Janet Reno...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Mister Clinton...Waco, Texas still stinks!! Waco, Texas!!
"Dutch's Home!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete WHORE'dz damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATZ derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATZ're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATZ're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, Liberty's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATZ loss is our gain!! Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATZ Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... Let's make that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!! Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, they live in Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATZ 'til we're FRee!! 'Cuz all Dem Marxist Tools don't know Ron... RATZ fear the RightWing's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATZ spin...John Kerry can't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!
O beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain... For purple mountain majesties above the fruited plain. America! America! God shed His grace on thee... And crown thy Good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea.
O beautiful for pilgrim feet, whose stern, impassioned stress... A thoroughfare for FReedom beat across the wilderness. America! America! God mend thine every flaw!! Confirm thy soul in self control...thy liberty in law!
O beautiful for heroes proved in liberating strife... Who more than self their country loved, and mercy more than life. America! America! May God thy gold refine... Till all success be nobleness, and every gain divine!
O beautiful for patriot dream that sees beyond the years... Thine alabaster cities gleam, undimmed by human tears! America! America! God shed His grace on thee... And crown thy good with brotherhood from sea to shining sea.
"Whuppin' the DemonRATZ Lies!!" (To be sung to the Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet With Butterfly Wings")
Lib'rals are all vampires...Death's their aim!! Want to destroy US...corrupt Left has no shame!! DemRATZ are idiots...Left's insa-a-ane!! Evil conspires....RATZ got blood on their hands!! Even now we know...Right must strike "The Blow!!" RATZ ain't cool...Left's OLDE!! Fight Dem HO's!!
Despite what Left says, they are still only RATZ in a Rage!! Elites are so vain...but they're still only RATZ in a Rage!! Left's minions will say, "FReedom's lost...the Truth's been slain!!" Despite all Left's Rage...RATZ are still just morons in a cage!!
Right ain't fakin'!! Mudboy's ready fer a row... LeftWing's been quakin'!! Fearin' Limbaugh's show!! FReedom's what I want...I want big cha-a-ange... Dem Lib'rals have not...have not shown their shame!! Yessir, folks, I know!! Soon enuff, you'll know!! Left ain't cool...Left's OLDE!! RATZ are OLDE!!
Despite what Left says, they are still just Marxists in a Rage!! Despite all their Rage, Right is still sittin' up center stage!! RATZ hatred is vain, Left is lost, they'll never be saved!! Despite what Libs say, they are still just Fascists in a Rage!!
(Head-bangin' interlude)
Help US fight RATZ Commie slime!! Clinton should be doing time!! TREASON ain't Slick's only crime!! Justice seems to blow Left's mind!! TREASON is a cap'tal crime...it's TRUE!!
Despite what Left says, they are still only RATS in a rage!! Left fights like they're crazed...but they're still just RATZ on rampage!! Despite all Left's rage, Right is still standing center stage!! Despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage and i still believe that i cannot be saved
Mudboy Slim
325 posted on 06/29/2004 5:10:43 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"RichBoy Kerry!!" (To be sung to Simon and Garfunkel's "Richard Cory")
RATZ say that RichBoy Kerry was predestined to hold Power... With political connections...a wife whose wealth astounds!! Massachussetts Senator...Ol' Teddy's bastard child... Kerry's everything the Left could want: Commie, Fake, and Vile!!
But Right works 'gainst this "destiny"... 'Cuz Left LOATHES the life I'm living... DemRATZ curse our Liberty!! Folks, I wish that Right would be... Oh, I wish that Right could be... Folks, I wish that Right would be...Reagan-worthy!!
Left's Medyuh loves John Kerry 'cuz he'll make Big Guv'ment grow!! RichBoy Kerry lied 'bout Viet Nam...RichBoy Kerry is Slick's 'HO'!! Folks, the DemocRATic Party's givin' orgies on his yacht! (LOL!!) RichBoy surely must beat Dubyuh with RATZ Medyuh up his butt!!
But Right...we LOATHE Guv'ment Tyranny!! And we curse the lies Left's spinning... And RATZ Moral Poverty!! Oh, I wish that Right would be... Yes, I know that Right can be... Folks, I know that Right shall be...Reagan-worthy!!
Kerry believes in Tyranny...thinks sheeple need a King! We should be grateful to pay higher tax...then say, "Thank you very much!!" So RATZ cried on 9 November...when the evening headlines read: "RichBoy Kerry lost HUGE last night"...RATZ learned that MARX IS DEAD!!"
'Cuz Right...Right whupped RichBoy John Kerry!! And we cursed the LIES Left's spinning... And RATZ Moral Poverty!! Folks, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!! Yes, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!! Oh, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH...SlickBoy Willie!!
Mudboy Slim
344 posted on 6/30/2004, 2:27:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Shed Powers!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Marxists... Votin' fer some SwampRAT you don't know... Well, DeeCeeRATZ LOATHE the FRee...prefer Sosh'list Tyranny!! They're ALL Power-whorin' Racists without Soulz!!
Devolve Power, Righteous Voters!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Truth leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals... Must devolve Power to the States... States, devolve Power to the Counties... Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!! Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!! In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real when Trump retakes Power!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Donald!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams shall be real once DemRATZ forfeit Power!! That's Right...we shall devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! Trump, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
"Rally Fer Our Nation!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
JOEZ a spy fer China... Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!! Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden... Dreams of Amsterdam libations... Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment schemes... Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
The Beacon fer the world... Pride of the western civilization... We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!! Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!! Left's oh so queer...RATZ're HollyWeird!! Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
RightWingz surgin' very well... November 8th awaits US!! Reject DemRATZ spin...help FReedom win... 'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
[Chorus:] Airborne...uniform... MUDZ corps...just war... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed... Lied about his own conflagrations... JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side... Genghis Khan's mis-information!! Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts... John LIED to the whole Nation!!
TRUTH is what Dem Lib'rals most fear... Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!! Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years... Righteous songs on yer AM stations!! Our liberties are here to stay... We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...
RATZ're stained...they chose their way... Devolve Power to the States, men... Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
Corruption breeds 'cuz RAT-media WON'T show... But good patriots rule this Nation!! 'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout... We're just another FReedom station!! Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world... VOTE fer our Liberation!!
RightWing's surgin' very well... November 8th awaits US!! Slick's takin' a rest...JOEZ just a test... 'Tis Clinton's scalp MUDZ craving!!
[Chorus:] War-torn...Desert Storm... Must win...fight sin... FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
"Eve of Destruction!!" (To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")
Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'... RATZ dispairin'...Right's emboldened!! Reject DeeCeeRATZ swill...be righteous voters... Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters... 'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!
Lib'rals tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Join our righteous band, we're just rarin' to play... Must reject RATZ fears...and Freedom's the way!! When Dem Marxists're crushed...it's a true glory day!! Got a Country to save...put fascism in its grave!! Marxist Fools astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!
RATZ Medyia tells me... Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!
Sure, Ol' MUDZ so mad...at RATZ belly-achin'... Left peddles Fear...their Power's fadin'... Media twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!! Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATZ must be quakin'!! Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken... All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!! The whole Marxist World...let's just eradicate it!!
Sosh'lists tell me... Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends... Folks, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!
Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China... Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!! Dem Leftists fear the whole human race... Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!! Grand Devolution's come...cede Power to the States!! Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!! Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!
RATZ tell me... Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends... Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!" Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands Dem Marxists destruction!!
#1418. To: stand watie, Landru, jla, MeekOneGOP, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, Liz, joanie-f, AuntB, PhiKapMom (#1416)
"Right's All 'Bout TRUTH!!" (To be sung to the Who's "Gettin' In Tune")
Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell!! Sosh'list WHORE'd Right's slayin'... Right shall defend our hard-earned FReedoms!! DemRATZ are just freedom Traitors!!
Righteous throng is inspired, as Reagan would say... "We don't trust Big Guv'ment!!" And when we hear all Left's LIES, Marxists love Tyranny... Left loathes self-empowerment!!
Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!! RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth) RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good) Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... We're FReepin' 'til Marxism's dead!! Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano... Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!! (FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow) FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow) Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
Right's seekin' yer Vote 'cuz the LeftWing's Hell... And RATZ Power is reelin'!! We're 'bout Liberty...reject fear from your hearts... FReedom is appealing!!
Right's FReepin' fer Truth...Right's 'bout Truth!! Fight fer Truth...the Right's all 'bout Truth!! RightWing's 'bout Truth!! (RightWing's 'bout Truth) RightWing is Good!! (RightWing is Good) Right's all 'bout Truth!!
Fight 'til Guv'ment's shackles are shed... We're FReepin' 'til Marxism's dead!! Mudboy's bangin' on his new piano... Right's FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow!! (FReepin' fer Truth and we shan't be mellow) FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz RATZ vision's narrow) Yeah, Right's FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors!! (FReepin' fer Truth 'cuz the Left loves Traitors)
"FReep Out 'Gainst Injustice!!" (To be sung to Friend & Lover's "Reach Out of the Darkness")
I think it's so groovy now... That people are finally gettin' together! I think it's wonderful how... The sheeple are finally fightin' Dem Felonz!! I think it's so groovy now... US people are finally risin' together! I think it's wonderful how... US people are risin' up 'gainst TraitorJOE!!
Reach out in the darkness... FReep out 'gainst Injustice!! Reach out in the darkness... And you may find a FRiend!!
Slick was a man who I did not care for... And then one day, Slick's thugs gave me a call!! We sat and talked...about Slick's many crimes... Now Slick's Agents...AGREE SLICK SHOULDDA RESIGNED!!
Reach out in the darkness... FReep out 'gainst Injustice!! FReep out 'gainst the heartless... DemRATZ shall meet their end!!
I think it's so groovy now... That people are finally gettin' together! I think it's wonderful how... US people are finally fightin' Left's Felonz!! I think it's so groovy now... US people are finally gettin' together! I think it's wonderful how... US people are risin' up 'gainst THIS TRAITOR!!
Don't be afraid of Biden...don't be afraid!! Don't be afraid...JOEZ worthless Commie Scum!! Listen to me... Everybody needs to tell their chu-u-ums!! Everybody FReep somebody 'bout RATZ Marxist Scum!! Now FReep out!!
FReep out from the darkness... FReep out 'gainst Injustice!! VOTE NOW fer yer Country... Folks, JOEZ Vile Reign MUST END!!
I think it's so groovy now... The sheeple are finally comin' together! I think it's wonderful how... US people are finally ignorin' RAT-Media!! I think it's so groovy now... US people are finally FReepin' together! I think it's wonderful how... US people are risin' 'gainst these TYRANTS!! I think it's so groovy now... US people are finally fightin' RATZ minions! I think it's wonderful how... US people are finally fightin' 'gainst TREASON!!
Mudboy Slim...grooooovin'
21 Posted on 09/26/2000 11:54:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Slick's Term is Over!!" (To be sung to Tommy James & the Shondells "Crimson & Clover")
Arrgh... No, Slick hardly knows her... But he thinks he should screw her... Invited her over...
Aiigh... Juanita comes walkin' over... But Slick's waitin' to pounce her... Rape her and bite her...over and over...
(Acid-rock jammin')
Yeah...fa la la la la la... "Put some ice on that, baby!"...fa la la la la la... Slick's gonna screw ev-er-y-thing...fa la la la la la... What a TYRANNICAL being!!!...fa la la la la la... But RAPE'S all 'bout Power...Slick's just a COWARD!!!
Crimson and clover...over and over... Clinton's a TRAITOR...his term is over!! Slick's losin' POWER...hour by hour... Rapists are cowards...RAPE'S all 'bout Power!! Slick, yes he raped her...now he's a TRAITOR... Justice will find him...Slick'll die in Prison!!
"Patriot Mudboy's RightWing Tune!!" (To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16")
Folks, heed my warning, Guv'ment Debt HURTS this Land... Come on, children, come on... Algore was bawlin', "Yer killin' my Plan!!" Come on, children, come on...
Mudboy knows...Truth must be told!! Come on, Limbaugh, come on... Dem RAT-FREAKS keep spendin'...Right must be BOLD!! Come on, Glenn Beck, come on...
Come on, Patriots, let's be BOLD!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! WeThePeople, RAT-Elites MUST GO!! Vote Dem Marxists straight to HELL!!
(BigMan pickin' it purty...)
Well, my kids grow'd up...folks, it don't take long... Come on, Jessie, come on... Family life is swell...let dad sing his songs!! Come on, Jakey, play drums...
Come on, RightWing, welcome home!! FLAMErs gonna treat you swell!! WeThePeople, righteous Right must VOTE!! Waco's where KIDZ blood was spil't!!
Come on, Patriots, help MUD sing... WHUP Dem Lib'rals, it's FUN!! All Americans oughtta love bein' FREE!! Come on, BIDEN, yer done!!
ALL TeaParties oughtta sing 'gainst Power!! Come on, FReepers, come on... Left's got nobody 'round, Truth's done whupped RATZ butts!! Come on, FLAMErs, come on...
One of these days, 'fore Lincoln's Stair... Come on, Martin, come on... Syntaurz gonna sing...watch DemRATZ dispair!! Abe be likin' MUDZ songs!!
Heed the FoundingFathers...Power's best dispursed!! Run on, Marxists, yer SCUM... Can't make a Heaven while on this Earth!! Yer done, Statists, yer DONE!!
Come on, pod'nahs, let's be BOLD!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! WeThePeople, Socialism's OLDE!! Dem RINOZ can go to HELL!!
Mudboy's gonna treat you well!! RATZ know TraitorJOEZ leading US to HELL!! Freedom's gonna make US well!! Mmmm..MUDZ gonna ring that bell!!
"King of the HO's!!" (To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")
Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shan't fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!! Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the HO's!!!
Slick's ceegars sure do stink... Masturbatin' in his sink. Hill's a worn-out, dried-up shrew... Bill ain't touched her in many moons!! Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around... Short...and not too big around! Left prays...to their King on their knees... King of the HO's!!
Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein... Killed many young children, but hasn't no shame!! Slick's got his hand out in every town... Yet, we'll FReep his House and FReep Fer Justice and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shan't fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum... Bill put...McDougal in his tomb!! Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King... King of the HO's!!! Traitor EX-President... Nukes sold to ChinaMen... Waco...we shan't fergit!! Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
And a Good Evening to you as well...MUD
91 posted on 10/11/2001, 12:39:02 AM by Mudboy Slim
"INDICT Willie!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")
Billie Clinton's goin' strong... 'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!" I know y'all think World'll never know... But wont'cha help this FReep along... And seee-eeeng with ME... "Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"
INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy WHORE'd!!! Don't you know RATZ Treason's gonna sink you?! BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon... I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!
Country's heard too many lies... Right's gotta give Slick one Mighty Shove... Uncoverin' all Bill's Chinese Spies... Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!
INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm... Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!! CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON... FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!
(Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!)
Can't wait to see the Moral Right... Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!! The Left is slow...RATZ just ain't Right... Left can take their "worries" now... Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!
INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!! Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?! INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon... I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!! Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?! INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon... I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
And the Syntaurz can play this song like a charm...MUD
399 posted on 10/21/2001, 4:11:05 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Money Ain't Nuthin'!!" (To be sung to Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing")
I love the E-I-B...
Now look at Rush Limbaugh, that's the way to do it... Hosts a talkshow trashin' Hypocrisy. Rush ain't working, tells the Left to screw it... Beholden to no one...spoutin' philosophy! No, Rush ain't workin', that's the way you do it... Lemme tell ya, Ol' Rush ain't dumb... Ceegah danglin' from nicotine-stained fingers... Gonna help exposin' Lib'ral Scum!
Rush's show ain't no Oprah-style "love-in"... Got us brain-washed from noon-to-three-ee-ee! You choose the issue, and we'll debate it... We learn the Truth from the E-I-B!!
Oww!...Groovy Croonin'...hunh!...
See that Petey Jennings with the blowdry and the makeup... Tom Brokaw's vacuous stare... That Lib'ral Rather's got his own jet airplane... RATZ IDIOTS...they're all millionaires!!
We gotta expose Guv'ment corruption... Gotta defend our Libertie-ie-ies! We're talkin' TREASON...DemRATZ, they hate us... Won't trust the news from Network TeeVee!!
Lookatdat, lookatdat... Right's gotta learn to fight like Dem-Whores... Right's gotta yearn to crush Dem-Bums! Wake up, you Sheeple!! Big Guv'ment's threatnin' all your Liberties... Man, that Slick's just pond scum!! But Limbaugh's out there...what's that?! Chain-sawin' noises?! Carvin' up those Lib'rals...it's brain surgery! Folks, it's workin'...tell DeeCee to screw it!! Robs YOUR money for Guv'ment...sells Nukes to Beijing!
They're Lib'rals all...Reject Media Bias... Left-Wing bitchin', "Big Guv'ment, save me-e-ee!" We gotta oust those meek commentators... We gotta IGNORE our State-run TeeVee!! Lord!
Owww...listen here! Big Guv'ment ain't workin'...corruption runs all thru it... It's time we devolved Power outta DeeCee!! Folks, it's workin'...next election's gonna do it. Right-Wing wins Congress...retakes the Prez'dency!! Money ain't nuthin'...without Liberty! I said, money ain't nuthin'...if your kids ain't free!
Lib'rals are...Socialists! I want my...I need my...I love my Lib-er-ty!!
(Chorus...to fade)
Quite Sincerely--MUD
BTW... "The Elitist Network Media's Continuous Coverup of the Corrosively Calamitous Crimes Committed by Clinton's Corrupt Cadre of Communist Co-Conspirators Continues to Crumble"...Cool!!!
79 posted on 10/28/2001, 9:00:37 AM by Mudboy Slim
"The Times They Are A'Changin'!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'"
Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home... And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!! Then, demand DemRATZ TREASON shall not be condoned!! WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!! Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own... Folks, the times they are a'changin'...
Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"... Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!! And CONVICT Swamp's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!! Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!! Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!! Press, the times they are a'changin'...
Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call... Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down JOEZ walls!! Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!! Battle fer hearts and minds rages... We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls... Pols, the times they are a'changin'...
Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land... Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan... Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!! RATZ Cold War has moved to this Nation!! Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!! Parents, the times they are a'changin'...
(Excellent harp jammin')
The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!! WE'LL GIT BIDEN NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!! Welcome Prez'dent TRUMP...RINOZ, get off yer A$$... New World Order is rapidly fadin'!! And the People's Power'll be returned at last... Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!
FReegards...MUD
202 posted on 11/2/2001, 1:07:45 AM by Mudboy Slim
"CrossRoads!!" (To be sung to Robert Johnson's "Crossroads")
America's at the crossroads...fightin' to be FRee!! Yeah, America's at a crossroads...Defend Liberty!! Ask the Lord above for patience..."Please, folks, help US FReep!!"
Yes, Iraq's at a crossroads...Left says, "Run and Hide!!" Right says, "Folks, we can't quit now...FReedom's ALWAYS Right!!" John Kerry, yer a Marxist...even YOU must know we're Right!!
We're goin' down to DeeCee...Take some riders by yer side. Right's comin' up to DeeCee...fer our FReedoms, we shall fight!! GOP'll control the House, Nation...Fight the Righteous Fight!!!
You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy Willie Slick. You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy Slick the pri**!! RINOZ're standing at the crossroads... Believe TRUMPZ weilding POWER!!
"I Am The O.N.E.!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "I Ain't The One")
Well, I'll tell you plainly, Nation...what I plan to do... 'Cause I may be crazy, Lib'rals...but I ain't no fool!! John Kerry's rich, Leftists...John Edwards, too... But they're both RAT-scum, Nation...Vote Fer George Dub-YOO!! RATZ Hell's in their mind, voters...'cuz Left loathes Liberty!! I think its time for RATZ to move along...RATZ're HISTORY!!
Now you're talking jive, Lib'rals, when you say to me... "Big Guv'ment's gonna save US all, DemRATZ, and save Liberty!!" You'll know what I know, Lib'rals...I am the one!! Right'll never hurt you, FReepers...but we all got guns!! Left's Hell sure ain't Right, Nation...so won't you RE-IMPEACH?! I think its time for RATZ to move along...INDICT Willie!! Time for US to whup Dem fools out in the streets, FReepers... Don't be Marxist tools...FReedom!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
All right there, Kerry, let me tell you a thing or two... LeftWing's talking jive, Country...when RATZ say to me... "Big Guv'ment's gonna save US all, Nation...and save Liberty!!" Well, you'll know and I know, Lib'rals...I am the one!! RATZ have no ideas -- uh unh -- they're Leftist SCUM!! Clinton's Chi-Com spies, Nation, all support John Kerry!! I think its time for RATZ to move along...RATZ're History!! I'm a founding member of the Vast, RightWing Conspiracy!!
Oh, nooooooo...ooooooohhh!!
FReegards...MUD
669 posted on 7/21/2004, 11:49:13 AM by Mudboy Slim ("RE-IMPEACH the Butcher of the Balkans!!"...MUD)
P.S. dedicated to Greg Summers...the LATE, GREAT Sultan88!!
"You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!!" (To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet")
Algore's a genteel woah-man... Left's stuck with Al the Twig. Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em... When they bailed out Slick Willie! I think that...late Justice is still Justice... So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh... Slick scoffs at me with big, bold lies...I say... US FReepers shant fergit!! Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!! WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit... F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!!"
(Guitar strummin')
Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh... He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!! Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment... October Surprise, yessir!! MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!! Gonna take what we can git!! Patriots...what about all RATZ Chinese SPIES?!! MUD says... You ain't seen nuthin' yet... N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!! Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists... Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie... You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You need re-educatin'... Come on back to school!!
Late Justice is still Justice... We'll Dethrone RATZ Tyrants yet!! Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!! Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!! I say... Us FReepers shant fergit!! Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!! Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!! Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!! Mo said you needed an extension... Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
"Shan't Git Fooled Again!!" (To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
We'll enlighten all we meet... For our children, we shall FReep... Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!! 'Tis BIDEN who spurs us on... Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong... Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... Devolve Power...The Great Devolution... Laugh and sing and take TraitorJOE down!! Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'... Gotta do more than pray!! Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing... "We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... Ain't gonna listen to RATZ Med'yuh jive!! We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!! Folks, you know that Dem Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
Patriots, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!! And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right... Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Reject DemRATZ Socialist solutions!! Smile and grin at the change all around...)=^D!! Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday... Folks, we'll take to streets and scream... FREEEEEE-DUUUMMM!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is Donald Trump!!
Mudboy Slim
98 posted on 11/16/2001, 4:22:43 PM by Mudboy Slim
"New-Aged Wasteland!!" (To be sung to The Who's "Baba O'Reilly")
(BigMan workin' his Les Paul...Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the Ivories...DiscoDave working the Entwhistle riffs... and introducing "JH2...as Keith Moon, the half-crazed DrummerBoy!!")
For Clinton, they kneeled... Left's blindness revealed... Press won't attack because Slick's Lib'ral!! We ain't 'fraid to FIGHT... To prove we're Right... Treas'nous crimes shan't be forgiven!! (No no no no no-oh!!)
UPRISE!! RATZ're Chi-Com spies!! We don't need Left's New-Aged Wasteland!!
Patriots, make a stand!! We'll spread TRUTH 'cross the land... DETHRONE JOE Biden...Right must become much bolder!! Left's exits' oh so near... Dem Marxists quake with fear... Send RATZ to Prison, before Left gets yet Bolder!!
New-Aged Wasteland... DeeCeez a Marxist Wasteland!! Med'yuh's faithless, my FRiends, Can't you taste it?!! Left's bein' Lambasted!!!
FReegards...Mudboy Slim and the RadicalRightWingWhackos
5 Posted on 11/10/2000 10:58:10 PST by Mudboy Slim
"Join with US!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run")
Every day, we fight the Power of Elites...it's our patriotic American Dream!! We're Right, we'll fight FOOL fascists fer Glory...defeat Left's wacky schemes!! Mudboy RAGES, singin' 'gainst RATZ slime... Joe squeals, Left's dejected, Right's steppin' up boldly this time...OHHH!! Nation, RAT-Power sucks the soul from our Land... It's a death trap!! Guv'ment homicide krap!! We gotta VOTE OUT Marxist SCUM... 'Cuz RATZ loathe US...Patriots, c'mon join with US!! Yes, World, Right's here...
Patriots, let me in...MUD wants to be yer friend... We shall achieve OUR dreams and visions!! Just wrap yer brains 'round LESS Big Guv'ment... Folks, make yer stand to SAVE OUR CHILDREN!! Together, we shall break DemRATZ... They'll run 'cuz they're PUNKS... Biden, Right's on the attack!! OHHH!! Syntaurz ROCK, LIB'rals pout, Truth inspires!! Yes, Nation, Right ain't scair't, we're BOLDlee fightin'... Folks have gotta learn how FREEDOM feels... Yer gonna know Big Guv'ment's VILE!! People need to know Right's Truth is real!! MUDZ gonna show U...
(Righteous saxaphone lead...)
Beyond the White House, Devolve Power HOME... Reject RATZ "Racist Card"!! Lib'rals, know we care, let's DEFEAT terror... Leftist ploys, Progress RATZ retard!! RATZ're in love with Marx, watch US VOTE and March... LIBS're BEfuddled 'cuz they're freaked Right resists... Right's gonna sing the Truth!! Dem Lib'rals LIE to you, Nation, no DeeCee ain't Right... Guv'ment's ever-growing MESS...hunh!!
(Mo' freak-jammin'...)
One...two...three...four... The RightWing's crammed with noble heroes on a last chance power drive... Got Dem Fascists out on the run, that's Right...RATZ got no place left to hide!! Together, my friends, we'll defeat Left's MADness... Right loves you with all the gladness in our souls!! OHHH!! Someday, world, Right's Truth shall win...we're gonna get to that place... Where we really want to go and we'll Stop Left's Treason!! Let's go then, RATZ fear US...Nation, you must join with US!! Country, RATZ loathe US...Nation, you should join with US!! C'mon, Patriots!! RATZ loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!! Woah-ohh-ohh...mmm-mm-mmm...uh-uh-uh-woah-ohh-ohh...woah-ohh-ohh- ohh- ohhh...
Mudboy Slim (18 February 2010...revised 29 June 2021)
"Right's Justice!!" (To be sung to Bing Crosby's "White Christmas")
I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!! Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore... With my bald head glist'nin'... Whole Wide World's list'nin'... Ignore Dem flakes made of Snow!!
MUUUDZ FReepin' fer a bright Christmas... With every Justice Song he writes!! Spend yer days Just Fightin' RATZ Blight... And may our next Congress Do What's Right!!
WE-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help US!! With every Christmas card you write... Tell yer FRiends...Joe Biden Ain't Right!! Defeat Marxist DemocRATZ each time!!
"Joy To the World!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Joy to the World")
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!! RATZ just don't know it yet!!** Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!! RATZ just don't know it yet!! Let all good folks aid in the Lib'rals' Doom... Help MUD and the Syntaurz sing... Let Justice the New Year bring... FReep Biden and Justice the New Year'll bring!!
Ignore Left's spin...Trumpz Power grows... Networks infest our Minds!!!** Ignore Left's spin...Trumpz Power grows... RightWing must show some spine!! We'll fight to break the Elites' Power... Far out, Left's Curse is found... Next, Dems shall fear our Power... Far out, FAR OUT!! Left's Power is DONE!!
Joy to the World! Let FReedom Ring!! Let men their songs employ!!
(Good guitar pickin' by Ol' Three-Fingers Vesuvius...aka Mordecai...long story)
Repeat resounding joy... We FReep with Ol' Mudboy... We FReep...we FReep...with boundless Joy!!**
Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace... We'll break Tyrant poltroons!!** Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace... We'll smite Left's Marxist ruins!! The Glories of Good Righteousness!! And wonders of Right's Love... Slick Willie whacks his pud... The Righteous Right shall sling Good Mud!!
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!! RATZ just don't know it yet!!
** = FReeperGal Chorus, of course.
Merry Christmas, everyone...MUD
451 posted on 12/25/2001, 12:58:05 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Trump Shall Rise Again!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
BIDENZ gonna fall!! Dem Marxists try to stall... Left's Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATZ insane!! Our Will shan't bend!! DeeCeeSwamp washed away... The Evil of Dem Marxists...has forced Syntaurz to sing.
Justice is our Right...RAT Party stalls...Dem RINOZ frown. The wise man wrote his words upon old rocks... But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!! The Left shall bend...JOEZ ConDamnation's Nigh!! If RATZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
JOEZ sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuhz got no balls!! MUD waited for RATZ calls... Press LIES and mis-directions are driving US away!! Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away... Swamp says that we should "Just Move ON!!"... That Choice isn't mine!!
#1461. To: stand watie, backhoe, yankhater (#1459)
Howdy, my fellow southerners...these R.E.M. dudes are good ol' Georgia Boys from Athens:
"Right's Winning!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!!
We must ignore RATZ Media WHORE'd, they sold out long ago... Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze. Biden, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse! Nation needs TheRight to lead her...We'll DETHRONE FAUCI first!! That's our solemn pledge! JOEZ Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!
Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!! Must make sure WeThePeople understand. We shan't let Traitors go...Dem Marxists must be caught! We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked! JOEZ crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!! Right's winning...remember as we fight... November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!! Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
JOE, your crimes condemn you...RATZ we will soon judge... Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly... MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!
(Reprise)
Ignore the Left's protests...Left love Slick 'cuz RATZ love Liars! Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...
"Masterful Whore!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**) **(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Slick has never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! Left lauds his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... Left is hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow Lord's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Socialism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, Right's WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... I'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... Plant a flower o'er yer head!!
FReegards...MUD
50 Posted on 07/15/2001 20:26:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Don't worry...about a thing... 'Cuz every little things gonna be alright... Don't worry...we know JOEZ sick... I'm tellin' ya, "All we gotta do is FIGHT!!" Rise up 'gainst Tyranny... Smile as we FReep Biden... Three little words..."IMPEACH. CONVICT." Singin', "RESIGN!!" MUDZ Ballads are quite sincere... FLAMErz, this is my message to you-ou-ooouu!!
RightWingers, don't worry...DemRATZ're t'wits... And this next election's gonna go all Right!! Limbaugh, don't worry...(don't worry)...about yer swing... All Dem Marxist RATZ gonna feel our Might!! Stayed up 'til mornin'...welcomed the risin' sun... Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH! CONVICT!" Croonin' "RESIGN!!"...MUDZ Ballads are Pure and True... Singin' "Justice's my message to you-ou-ooouu!!"
Don't worry...about the House... 'Cuz they gonna IMPEACH on a cool Fall night...(I Promise...) Singin' "I'm worried 'bout the Senate... But our RINO MitchMAC's gonna hold a Trial...(we'll CONVICT!!) Don't worry...about the Press... 'Cuz all their Lib'ral Lies gonna be ignored...(can't touch our 'Net!!) Don't worry...about the Left... 'Cuz all them Marxist COWARDS gonna fold, not fight!! Patriots, don't worry...
(Fade to finish)
Stay happy, mon...MUD
47 Posted on 09/07/2000 17:41:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim
#1467. To: Landru, sultan88, M. Thatcher, holdonnow (#1465)
"LawBreaker!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")
US FReepers done tailed Slick Willie... We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!! Marxist McAuliffe, Chairman of the DNC... Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!
Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all... Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!" Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUDZ gallery... Dem Lib'rals said, "Truth has no chance...no chance!!"
LawBreakers...LawBreakers... You know our Rage shan't be denied!! LawBreakers...StainMakers... Smite Dem Marxists' traitorous LIES!!
"Liberty is OUR Solution!!" (To be sung to AC/DC's "Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution")
All Right!! Hey there, all you "moderates"... Throwin' away yer precious votes!! R-RINOZ**, yer out there sittin' on the fence!! Folks, git off yer A$$ and come to DeeCee!! 'Cuz Liberty ain't no compromise... Our freedoms make good good sense!! Good sense...oww....oooh yeah!!
Guv'ment Lib-uh-rulls are whinin'...TraitorJOEZ their STAR!! RATZ been castrated...'cuz they trust the SwampWHORE'd!! We must win it in the streets...don't underfund police!! Left Breeds Death...RATZ really need to ABORT!!
Yes, more freedom is in our future... Big Guv'ment's in the past!! Protest all unfair taxes!! Right's never gonna die...never gonna die!!
Liberty is MY solution!! Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!! C'mon, join the Devolution!! Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Yes, it will...ha ha ha ha...
Folks, take a look outside RATZ Media WHORE'd... Three TRILLION Bucks...Tyrant Presidents!! Well, RATZ ask us if we wanted Guv'ment cheese from DeeCee... We said, "We want our liberty, instead!!"
Yes, more freedom's in our future... Big Guv'ment's in the past!! Reject any more taxes!! Truth's never gonna die...RATZ're gonna FRY!!
[Now. everybody join in...LOL!!]
Liberty is OUR solution!! Folks, reject Big Guv'ment LIES!! C'mon, join the Devolution!! Liberty's just our destiny!!
(Disco and the BigMan on a FreakJam)
Oh Liberty is OUR solution!! Folks, reject RATZ Chi-Com SPIES!! C'mon, join the Devolution!! Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Liberty is OUR solution!! Tyranny, it's gotta DIE!!
Liberty is OUR solution!! Liberty!! Oh...Liberty is just OUR Destiny...YEAH!!
#1471. To: MadIvan, Sultan88, Willie Green, Capt. John, Wilma Sue, GrandmaC, AuntB, Uncle Kenny, Joe (#1469)
"We're Wide Awake!!" (To be sung to the Band's "When You Awake")
ModSquad told me, "MUDZ unCouth!!" So I surfed on 'round the net a while, Stopped at the place where RightWing's RIGHT!! Asked about MadIvan's plea... And what do you think he said to me?
"We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!! We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've... Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!! The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!"
Sultan taught me, "Yer work should be bold!! We must take on the Left and lead straight to the Right... Work yer days, then serve what's Right!! Sing Skynyrd and Led Zep...and watch where ya FReep!! Fight 'gainst Dem Lib'rals and you can't be beat!!"
We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!! We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've... Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!! The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!
Willie showed me, "It's a mean ol' world!!" Left's freaks beseech you, RATZ are screwed... But what is Right supposed to do? Teach good patriots, "Freedom's ALL!!" I've heard it since I was very small!!
We're WideAwake...we will remember ev'rything!! We shall be hangin' 'round the scene, 'cuz we've... Got to succeed...this CultureWar is fer our soul!! The rights we're born with shan't be sold...Right's gotta grow!!"
Right must stand 'gainst RATZ bawlin'... Right's temptin' fate 'til LeftWing's slaughtered!! RATZ shall LIE and screw their mothers... Left's sure gonna love our BigBrother...OH!! Yes, MUD is Right and the Left is Wrong!! But RATZ gonna scurry...hear my songs!!
Left's gonna lie...and DemRATZ gonna bite!! Lib-uh-rulls don't like what's Right!! Now's the season DemRATZ soo dread... Ain't gonna take it...November's NEXT!! VOTE!! Folks, if I thought it would do any good, We'd stand and fight like Moses did!!
Mudboy Slim (27 June 2007)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"Guv'ment Man!!" (To be sung to CSNY's "Southern Man")
Guv'ment man...why you take our bread?! We don't like...when you spend and spend!! Guv'ment "change"...looks like Marxist past. Market losses...and high-priced gas... Guv'ment man...
GrampaJoe, you'll tear this country down... We're on a spendin' lightnin' round!! Swear by God, Fed budget must come down! Country's bleedin' while you keep taxing... How long? How long? How-ow-ow?
(Big Man on guitar)
Guv'ment man...'tis like Reagan said, Tyranny blooms when good men dread... Guv'ment change gonna come at last... Devolve Power and do it fast... Guv'ment man!!
It's all rotten...yer spend and tax... Debt's gigantic...kids' futures' black. Guv'ment man...ain't gonna pay them back!! I hear China and Russia laughing... How long? How long? How-ow-ow?
(Guitar jammin')
Guv'ment man...'tis like Limbaugh said, Tyranny blooms when good men dread... Guv'ment change gonna come at last. Devolve Power and do it fast... Guv'ment man!! Guv'ment Man!!
"THE LEFT'S DISTORT!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "The Last Resort")
Bill came from Little Rock...lean, hungry, and stylin', Where sleazy politics permeates the air. He packed his lies and schemes like a refugee... Went abroad to denigrate...his OWN COUNTRY!!!
Moscow was a place people were dying... Bill endorsed their Commie ways, and how he loved Stalin!! Left fled from everywhere, to the Soviet Lie... Seeking sheeple to rule or a place to HIDE!!!
Back in the U.S. bars, snortin' up the good life... Couldn't wait to tell you all...how Commies really CARE!! RATZ call it Paradise, I don't know why... Somebody laid Man's freedoms low, while the Swamp got high!!
Then the BureaucRATZ oozed down into the District... With their Tax'n'Spend and their STOOOPID Li'l RULES!! Where Dem petty people play, hungry for power, Mandate their evil ways, to give them things to do!!
Some rich Chinese came to rape our land, nobody stopped 'em... Paid off a bunch of DemocRATZ and the Media, they bought it!! And they called it Paradise, the place to be... Givin' up their liberties, incrementally!!
We can leave it all behind, sail to the high ground... Like our forefathers did, two hundred years ago. We even brought a big ol' sign, "FREEDOM is Coming!!" We'll raze Dem Marxists' burden down, bring the free man's reign!!
We will provide the grand design... Yours is yours and mine is mine!! We tried RATZ Socialist ways for years... It's time we end Swampz Rule by Fear!! Left satisfies their endless needs and justifies their bloody deeds... RATZ claim the name of Destiny, yet insult the name of God!!
But you can see us there each Sunday mornin'... Stand up and sing about what it's like up there! We call it Paradise, I'll tell you why... "GOD VALUES CHARACTER, KISS RATZ GOODBYE-EYE-EYE-EYE...!"
FReegards...Mudboy Slim
396 posted on 10/15/2002, 1:00:41 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Billzabubba!!" (To be sung to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung")
Sitting in the White House, eyeing interns with bad intent... Drool is running down his chin, sleazy lawyers spewing lies and spin! Hey, Billzabub's...lyin' to the Country! Network Media, why won't they see?! Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?! Seducing young lasses, ohhh, Bill's such a schmuck! Ohh, Billzabub!
Hill'ry's ice cold, Slick Willie's wanderin' lonely... Makin' time with any gal who'll kneel. Libs give Slick head, 'cuz he lets 'em kill the babies... And fills up the Swamp with Left-Wing freaks! Bill's prob'ly stoned, but Lib'rals love this toad! Corruption's the Left's Code, but voters can see. Billzabub, you fiend, don't think you'll get off easy! Lord help your soul, but know you shant go free!
Do you still remember...November Ninety-Four?! When the Right rose up and stole your Power... As RATZ Media watched in horror! Yeah, Slick scratched and clawed to stay President... With Chinese Commie funds... But those scandals bloomed like Madness in the Spring. Sad sight to behold, Bill Clinton's wanderin' lonely... Making time with anyone who'll blow. Legacy looks bad, as Slick tries to delay The End... But once patriots sing, Bill'll be RE-Impeached!! Woah-oh-oh... Feelin' alone, as Marxists hit the road... Except for Geraldo and Network TeeVee! Billzabub, you fiend...don't think you'll get off easy! Resign right now...but know you shant go free!!! Ohhh-oh-oh...
Bee dee dee deee...Bee dee da dee da dee-ee.... Billzabub, you fiend, your reign's been much too sleazy... You've got no soul, it's oh so clear to me!
Sitting in the White House...eyeing little girls with bad intent! Drool is running down his chin, sleazy Carville antics can't save him! Hey, Billzabub, lyin' just comes naturalLEE... But Starr's unravel'n your evil scheme. Hey, Billzabub, feeling like a lame duck?! Wastin' what's left of your Party's bucks! Hey, Billzabub! Ow! Woah...Billzabubba!!
Mudboy Slim
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"The Right Must Drive Dem Marxists Out!!" (To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")
Mudboy Slim is my name and I freeped with that DeeCee gang... 'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame. Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!! My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell... It's our time 'cuz November's Leftists' hell!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Marxists!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...WeThePeopleple are crucial. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
RATZ schemerz fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against the free?! Country, JOEZ a freak...why don't you join our freep? Now I know why freedom's good...Sheeple shall care that Dem Marxists are tools... We got what we need...our nation's best... But RATZ big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Marxists!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...WeThePeople are crucial. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!! Becuz Dem Marxists abhor me, I sing fer rebel bands!! Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane... Damn Dem yankees...land of the Brave. I swear by God, I shall always freep... Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Marxists!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...WeThePeople are crucial. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Marxists!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...WeThePeople are crucial. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
"Truckin'!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Truckin'")
Truckin'...Help the Righteous Win!! Keep Truckin'...like that Limbaugh man... Together - more or less in line, Right keeps Truckin' ah-ah-ah-ahOn...
Angelwood, JeffHead, and JimRob they FReepOut on Main Street... Chicago, New York, DeeCee, it's all parta the same FReep!! Atypical Patriots involved in our typical day-FReeps... Git Ol' Slick and see what tomorrow brings!!
Dallas - got a soft machine Houston - too close to New Orleans New York - got the ways and means but just won't let you be
Most of the RATZ you meet on the street kneel for Big Guv... Most of the time, they're sittin' and whinin' at home!! One of these days, folks know they gotta get goin'... Dethrone RATZ WHORE'd, come join our FReeps, or Git Stoned!!
Truckin' - like that Limbaugh man... Once told me we got to make our stand. RINOZ - that Power ain't worth a dime... If we don't lay DIS-emPower!!
Sometimes, what's Right's soo simple to see... Other times, RATZ assault the FRee!! Lately it occurs to me... What a long strange trip it's been!!
What in the world ever became of Slick Will? Slick lost his office, and now he isn't the same!! Living with RATZ, the HildaBeeest and Cocaine... All the World could say is "Ain't it a shame?!!"
Country -- help take fascists down... Been thinkin' - we gotta whup RATZ HO's!! Takes time - we'll pick a place to go... And just keep Truckin' on!!
Sitting and staring at the burnin' Twin Towers... Gotta fight...DemRATZ're gonna strike Our Country again!! I'd like to get some FReepin' 'fore we rumble... 'Cuz we are the GoodGuys, ya know the cops are OUR FRiends!!
Rushbo...Come and Help US FReeP!! Bake Sale...just like Dan's again!! ROCK now!! We shall defeat Left's spin!! Swamp just won't let you be-ee-ee-ee...
You're sick of hanging around and you'd like to travel... Come and help us, join US in DeeCeeTown!! You know they can't revoke our votes, Left's trying... DETHRONE DemRATZ WHORE'd...FReep out and march to Right's sound!!
Sometimes the light's all shining on me Other times I can barely see Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it's been
Truckin - I'm goin home Whoa-oh baby, back where I belong Back home - sit down and patch my bones and get back Truckin on
Almost done...MUD
48 posted on 11/18/2002, 4:55:31 PM by Mudboy Slim
#1483. To: Cyber-Band, M. Thatcher, holdonnow, Rush Limbaugh, Dukie (#1481)
"We Want JUSTICE, That's Right!!" (To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonite?")
Are RATZ lonesome tonight? Why's the Left Hate what's Right?! Is Left sorry they let JOE get this far? Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day... When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts? Do the chairs in RATZ chambers seem empty and bare? Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse just sick that JOEZ there? Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!! Reject Fear!! Then you can join the Right!!
(spoken) MUD wonders if...Left is fearing the Right. You know the bard said that the World is a Stage... And each of us must FReep our part. Fate had me playing in love twixt my sweetheart. Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance... Slick told his lies so cleverly...you never had a clue!! Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged... And why?! I'll never know!! Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!! 'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!! But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies... Than go and admit yer Slick's TOOLS!! Now RATZ stage is bare...but MUDZ standing there... With Syntaurz Groovy Sound!! Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach... DemRATZ Shall Bring Big Guv'ment Down!!
Is your heart filled with pain, will you join US and Sing?! Forsake Fear...won't you please do what's Right?!
Kingly FReegards...MUD
175 posted on 11/22/2002, 3:17:15 PM by Mudboy Slim
"Good Folks, Overthrow RATZ Chi-Com HO's!!" (To be sung to the Highwaymen's "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road")
How many Lib'rals...reject the Real World... 'Cuz they love Joe Biden and HATE?! RATZ stand by their man...through JOEZ Treasonous Scams... And protect TraitorJOEZ disgrace!! And how many tarts...will suck Slick Willie's wee wood... Fer Bill...RATZ' re Dolts!!!
Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it must be told!!
JOE is a strange one and Left's Goals mean Danger... RAT-fools kneel when they're told!!
Truth, RATZ, hurts ya but we must be bold!!
DemRATZ sell fears...market hard times and tears... That only makes Right's Resolve Grow!! Folks, we'll rise together... Yes, WE Shall Retard...Guv'ment's Growth!! Not once have I seen RATZ...blurred eyes fill with anger... Or say, "Let's Impeach...RATZ Chi-Com WHORE'd!!" Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, RATZ, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, JOE, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, Libs, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, RATZ, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, JOE, hurts ya but it shall be told!! Truth, BOY, hurts ya but it shall be told!!
FReegards...MUD
188 posted on 11/25/2002, 11:43:16 AM by Mudboy Slim
"You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!!" (To be sung to Bachman- Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet")
Algore's a genteel woah-man... Left's stuck with Al the twig. Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em... When they bailed out Slick Willie! I think that...late Justice is still Justice... So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh... Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say... US FReepers shant fergit!! Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!! WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit... F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!!!!!"
(Guitar strummin')
Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh... He's the Big Man, fer sure!! Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment... October Surprise, yessir!! MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!! Gonna take what we can git!! Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!! MUD says... You ain't seen nuthin' yet... N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!! Come Lib'rals...kneel Marxists... Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie... You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You need re-educatin'... Come on back to school!!
Late Justice is still Justice... We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!! Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!! Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!! I say... Us FReepers shant fergit!! Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!! Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!! Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!! You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!! Mo said you needed an extension... Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
FReegards...MUD
2 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:34:02 PDT by Mudboy Slim
They don't eat, don't sleep They don't feed, they don't seethe Bare their gums when they moan and squeak Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet They don't push, don't crowd Congregate until they're much too loud F**k to procreate till they are dead Drink the blood of their so called best friend
They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way Don't pack themselves together and run as one Don't shit where they're not supposed to Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare
They don't scam, don't fight Don't oppress an equals given rights Starve the poor so they can be well fed Line their holes with the dead ones bread
They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way } Don't pack themselves together and run as one } (2x) Don't shit where they're not supposed to } Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare... }
Rats...They don't compare (2x) Ben, the two of us need look no more (5X)
Ain't that sumthin'?!
FReegards...MUD
836 posted on 2/9/2003, 1:57:46 PM by Mudboy Slim (RATZ're Ignorant DOLTS...TRUTH is the Left's Number One ENEMY!!)
"We Are the RightWing!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "I Am The Bullgod")
Right is OUR Future...Right is FRee... Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberation!! Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!! We reject Left's fools...RATZ ain't FRee!! But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Marxist Tyranny!! Right gotz soul...like the Gip!! Back in '96, man, I was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!! 'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!! Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!! Press, ask REAL questions...know Joe Biden lies... RATZ are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes... Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!! We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill's a Prison Queen!! 'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!! Left's [an] illegitimate scourge of man... RATZ S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!! Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!! MUD can rap with this KidRock punk... So just Devolve Power before DemRATZ wake up!! Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"... And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!! I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts... Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!! Unh!! FReepersUP!! BIDENZ LYIN' SCUM!! We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!! So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush... Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!! 'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand... We're a legitimate righteous land!! RATZ S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! The World needs patriots liberatin'!! Liberate US...yeah!!
RATS ain't nuthin'!!
FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! This World needs more righteous liberation!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we need more sweet Justice!!
I love my FReepin' fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! DemRATZ say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines... Left's thoughts are scams...RATZ make no sense... Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!! Raisin' Cain on the internet... NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!! I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun... Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!! DemLib'rals seem so odd... Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!" I am just Mudboy, you'll understand... Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! Left's freaks fool you!! Right wantsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...first "rap song" I've ever FReeped!!
185 posted on Sunday, August 15, 2004 12:16:57 PM by Mudboy Slim
"JessieLee and JakeySteve!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "FrankieLee and JudasPriest")
Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve, They were the Best of FRiends!! So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!" Jakey hollered out...MUDZ boy could sing!! We sang, "DemRATZ are ALL Fools!!" Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!" MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!! Yer loss shall be MUDZ gain!!"
Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down Drew his fingers to his chin, Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him, PUNK's head began to spin. "Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said, "Mudboy, I know yer Right!! Still, you know how RATZ must sell their souls... FReepers just won't let me hide."
Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said, "Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!! PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY... Yes, you know Willie's SCUM, And folks say you and Slick are QUEER!!" "I'm gonna start my quittin' right now, Just tell me Why You FReep!!"
Mudboy pointed down the road... And said, "FerLiberty!!" "FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee, Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!! "That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty... Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"
"I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!" Said McAuliffe oh so Vile.... "All Right," said Mudboy Slim, "We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"
Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down... Terry kissed MUDZ hairy feet... When just then a dude named Limbaugh... Burst upon the scene, Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper, Whose father captain'd ships?! 'Cuz if you are, There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!! And they say his name is Slick."
"Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUDZ FRiend," Said Mudboy Slim that night, "I do recall Slick very well, Clinton, he shall feel MUDZ Bite!!" "Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo, Sittin' by the WhiteHouse, "Well, my message is, 'Mudboy Let's ROLL!! LET'S IMPEACH RATZ LOUSE!!!"
Well, MackerPee, he panicked, He stopped kissin' butt and ran... Until he came up to the spot Where WillieSlick did stand. "What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said, "Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!" "It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim, "It's not yer House...it's OUR Home!!"
Well, WillieSlick, he trembled, His bowels lost all control!! Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED... Now, MUDZ Justice was on a roll!! Slick just stood there staring... From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!! With four and twenty boyfriends... Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHA!!!...sorry, not sorry...)
Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty, Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!! And, foamin' at the mouth, MUD began to make his midnight FReeps. For sixteen nights and days MUD raved, But on the seventeenth he burst... Into the arms of Missuz MUD, Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!
(Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!)
DeepState tried to save Ol' Slick... But FReepers swatted them away like pests, Except, of course, Slick's little Negro boy... Who they called WillieJeff. And he just walked along, alone, With his guilt so well revealed, And muttered underneath his breath, "Mudboy Made Slick SQUEEEAL!!!!"
Well, the moral of the story, The moral of this song, Is simply that RATZ should never be... Given Power...Marx IS Wrong!! So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin', Help him with his load, But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemocRATZ... 'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!
Work in progress...MUD
225 posted on 12/24/2002 11:35 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"An Open Letter to the Republican Congressional Caucus!!"
To the Republican Congressional Caucus--
Are y'all men/women or is you mice?!! What is going on when the GOP- controlled Congress backs down on Tax Cuts...again?!! We know Trent Lott's a spineless little dweeb...but does he speak for the entire GOP Caucus?! Slick Willie is an ineffectual TREAS'NOUS Tyrant, with an eroding base of support within his own Party...and still you cannot even send a miniscule little Tax Cut Plan to Clinton!! SO WHAT if he VETOES IT!! Are you required by law to check your spines at the doors of Congress...or are you just naturally invertebrates? And another thing...quit askin' me fer money if all you're gonna do is sit on your hands when We've got the MOST CORRUPT EXECUTIVE BRANCH IN THE HISTORY OF THIS GREAT NATION going unpunished. How many Chinese spies does the Department of INJUSTICE need to let off with hand slaps before you folks get yer dander up?! And you wonder why we threaten to vote Third- Party...what's the frickin' difference between the Republocrats and the Demolicans...yer all dirty as Hell and don't seem to care one whit about Billzabubba's felonies, his RAPES, or even his TREASON!!! It's enough to make a good Conservative sick to his stomach!!
Defenders of TRUTH, JUSTICE, and LIBERTY have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to crush those on the Left...Lib'rals are fully prepared to defend Slick Willie to the bitter end, defending and condoning everything Bill Clinton has done...INCLUDING TREASON!! This is a fight the Right must undertake...a Fight for the Future of our Nation!! If you're not with us, you are no better than "Tricky Dick" Gephardt and "Chappaquidick Ted" Kennedy...and you'll all be brought down from your lofty Elitists Posts!! Then, let's see you spineless PUNKS get out in the real world and start workin' fer a livin'!!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL/CONVICT FOR TREASON PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION!!!)
Quite Sincerely...MUD
"SlickWillie Blues!!" (To be sung to Blue Cheer's "Summertime Blues")
Sheeple, we gotta raise a fuss, Lord, we gotta raise a holler... About the Lib'rals in Congress, c'mittin' TREASON to hold Power!! Well, I tried to call the Media, "Juanita Slick did RAPE!" Dem'folks said, "Calm down, economy's goin' good!" Lord, what is the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues?!"
Well, SlickWillie'n'Algore sold out! Yeah, they took that Chinese money!" Folks, they obstructed Judge Starr, they'll feel MUD's Justice someday!! Well, Lord, Left's lyin' won't work! Dem's corruption makes me sick, FReep Slick!!
Sometimes I wonder, "Are all Dem Sheeple fools?!" Lord, the Truth's the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues!! Paul Cruce took three weeks...but he wasn't on vacation! Crooozah hadta take his message to the entire Nation!! We must tell our Congressmen, "Time fer Slick to go!!"
Sometimes I wonder how we'll Dethrone this FOOL... Folks, you are the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues!
(Guitar Jammin')
Aiiigh-Oww!! We gotta keep on FReepin'...we gotta alert the entire Nation!!
We gotta book Slick Willie at the nearest Police Station. We must FReep our Congressmen, "Slick's gotta GO...CONVICT this boy!" My friends, you know now...what I'm a'gonna do... Folks, Mudboy's the cure fer the SlickWillie Blues! Woah!!! Truth's the cure...
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 09/10/1999 06:19:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MAD@S.HELL!!)
#1498. To: Sultan88, Happygal, iceskater, BOBTHENAILER, conservativemusician, FreeTheHostages, yankhater (#1496)
"Meet Me At Terrys Place!!" (To the Tune of "Meet Me at Marys Place" by Sam Cooke)
Ol Mudboy Slim told me one early morning (I can find Terrys Place, YEAH) Said tonight there's gonna be a RAT party meetin (Over at Terrys Place, YEAH) He said: It aint gonna be a real nice affair (Over at Terrys Place, NO) Cuz all the Black Thread Freepers will be right there (Freepin at Terrys Place, WOW) HappyGal said: Meet ya (meet ya at Terrys Place) We're gonna have (we're gonna have a blast today) Hey CM (meet us at Terrys place) Bring your Gee-tar and (meet us at Terry's place) We're gonna kick (we're gonna kick us some butt today) Snow Bunny meet us (meet us at Terrys Place)
Mud said: Free The Hostages make sure you know (Over at Terrys Place, YEAH) You're gonna make some good signs, before you go (Raise em at Terrys Place, YEAH) Mud said: Landru and Sultan I'm gonna guarantee... (Over at Terrys Place, WOW) Got to have fun if you're a man like me (Over at Terrys Place, YEAH) Hey, Brainwashed Democrat, meet us (meet us at Terrys Place) We're gonna have (we're gonna have us a blast today) Goldilucky (meet us at Terrys Place) Oh meet us (Freep with us at Terrys Place) We're gonna give (we're gonna give T-Mac hell today) Why don't you (meet us at Terrys Place) Iceskater, Lets have a good time (meet us at Terrys Place) We're gonna have (we're gonna have us a blast today) Come, BOBTHENAILER (meet us at Terrys Place) Ligeia (meet us at Terry's Place) Terry boy is shakin (we're gonna shake him up today) Lets go on Freepin at Terrys Place!! LOL!!
By sultan88
564 posted on 2/19/2003, 12:13:27 AM by sultan88 (FReepin' Sam Cooke)
If I could tell the World just one thing... It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!" Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital... And priceless in times like these... WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!! We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!! We must gather ourselves around our Faith... Fer Right's what Dem [Fascists/Leftists/Lib'rals/Cowards/Nazis/Commies] most fear!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what they've sown. Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home... And we shall not be broken!!
Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins... We must remove Left's cancer!!
Yes...heartache came to visit me... But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!! We'll fight...we know we're Right!! For someone must stand up 'gainst RATZ blight. 'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice... There OURS shall go singin'!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!! It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!! Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!
In the End, only the Truth matters... In the End, only Justice matters!! I will get down on my knees, and I will pray... You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!! Allah? The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked. Now you've riled us...attacked our home!! Folks, we shall not be broken!! Right shall not be broken!!!
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind. We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart. We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes... We are God's hands... RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!
"Billy, King from Arkansas" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Mary, Queen of Arkansas")
Billy, King from Arkansas, it's not tooo early fer leavin'... The Country's grown tired of yer scumbag style... And yer Outlaw "Charm"'s become unseemly!! Billy, Left's King, your Untruths are revilin'... No, yer not too great to denigrate, the Nation's just realizin'...
Well, I'm just a lone EX-DemocRAT [not really], home-building's my trade... But I've been sickened by your scand'lous acts, You're a Danger to the State!! Willie, VILE King, your blows 'gainst FReedom are missin'!! No-o-o, you're not Man enough for me to hate, so wisen up and listen!!
No, the White House ain't fer TRAITORS... You're supposed to be PROTECTIN' our borders! Yeah...while your close friends serve as martyrs, You're the one who's givin' the orders!! No, Left cannot go on livin' this LIE... And you're not fit fer leadin'!! Ohhh...you let the Red Chinese infiltrate... While Lady Justice's bleedin'....
Billy, King from Arkansas. your vile spin is decievin'... And your schtick's so great, I took the bait, And you almost had me believin'. But in your face, Willie, I can see a likeness to "The Juice"!! No, I don't know how you can look me in the eye, While obstructin' the goddamn truth!!
But I know a place where you can go, Willie, Where you can get a new job and start all over again, "clean"!! Ohhh, you got contacts deep in China, boy... Where Tyrants slaughter folks like me....!!
"Tales of Bold Resistors!!" (To be sung to Cream's "Tales Of Brave Ulysses")
You thought the Lib'ral DemRATZ...would bring US down forever... But we'll rise above Left's treason...RATZ wish violence on our own!!
Yes, the Passion of the FRee...pierce thru LIES of bumblin' bureaucRATZ... As we shed Dem Marxist leeches...by slashing Fed'ral programs... Power's WickedWeilders torture...those who seek to live in FReedom... The heroic Reagan's calling you to build our shining City!!
Next, you'll see Jewel's tanned body...dripping of Left's essence... But her foolish statements're hollow...We Fight Fer Liberty!! So when DemLib'rals gather...FReep down RATZ vile sedition... Proudly FReep Dem Marxists...with the issues 'cuz we're Right!!
Once-mighty tyrant's nekkid...once FReedom's been delivered... Sheeple want to inflict Justice...RATZ'll do hard time or be buried!!
Our "game" is Righteous Justice...and we'll FReep DemRATZ to Hell!! Biden knows folks cannot stand him...'cuz he LIED about his comrades!! Purple Hearts fer mild abrasions...Hanoi Johnnie shirked his duty... Fled home early...LIED to Congress!!
The Righteous rise up proudly...we'll Liberate THIS Country!! Folks, you need to join the FReepers...as we stand against left's Terror!!
"FWIW...Righteous Shall Triumph!!" (To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")
There's somethin' happenin' here... It ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!! ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!! It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clownz!! DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!
There's bad men doin' Wrong... They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!! Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!! It's time we ROUT Marxists, TRASH DemClowns!! High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!
Clinton feels he can't be beat...Media Poltroons, they're Effete!! Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!" It's time we STOP DemRATZ...Stop DemClownz!! Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!
Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions Have Grown!! Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!! We Shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop RATZ Clownz!! All ya good Patriots, come help us out!! We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!! Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!! We're gonna STOP Marxists...STOP DemClownz!! Let's Drain the Swamp...we'll devolve Power!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 12/29/2001 4:35 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
#1509. To: FBD, conservativemusician, Landru, sultan88, candyman, dead, Happygal, (#1507)
"Mudboy Slim!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Candyman")
Come on, you mind-numbed Lib'rals...with yer heads all hangin' down... Open up yer minds now...'cuz Ol' Mudboy Slim's in town!! Come on, Union Workers...Ditch Dem Chi-Com HO's!! Medyuh's LIED forever...Big Guv'ment wastes yer money, folks!!
Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!! Sings his songs and he fights Left's spin!! Petty Lib'rals won't have no friends once... Syntaurz Band FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
I come up from Richmond where I learned to talk RATZ jive. When we get done with Willie, Slick'll be DE-LEGITIMIZED!! Howdy there, Willie Bent-One...it seems yer doin swell!! Once I git me some airtime, I'll sing you straight to Hell!!
Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!! Sings his songs, and he fights to win!! Punk McAwful won't have no friends once... Mudboy Slim FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh... Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh!! Come y'all Marxist wenches, if you have got the spine... Join US up in DeeCee, folks...we'll lay it on the line!! Hand MUD his ol' blues harp...pass Lewinskys roun'!! Want you to tell everybody you FReep that Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Look out, Lib'rals...RAT Party's DEAD!! Sing yer songs but RATZ heroes're REDS!! Effete Marxists won't have no friends once... Freedom bands hold Power, my FRiends!!
FReegards...MUD
311 posted on 12/03/2002 5:22 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Votin'!!" (To be sung to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Lodi")
Been so many years ago, I set out with some goals... FReepin' fer play and purpose...lookin' fer where Truth was told... RATZ got mad, but LeftWing's cursed...we whup 'em with ev'ry tune!! Oh Lord, please give voters wisdom!!
Listened long to Limbaugh...he's been speakin' out fer US folks!! Fightin' Dem RATpunk fools...damn the Marxist Medyuh Whore'd!! Donate yer time and money...win fer the Gip, my friends!! Good Lord, Right's fightin' boldly again.
Barry is the Socialist's DREAM...a LIB'RAL Hanoi Jane!! Traitors don't win elections...patriots got songs to play!! We'll march into town, a Far-Right Band...ignore RAT-Medyuh's LIES!! Please Lord, Right needs voters again!!
Mmmm... RightWing's gotta stand and holler...election must be won!! We'll proudly rise and have our say...and then we'll all git drunk!! Freedom shall WIN on that day...RATZ, they fear our Win!! Please Lord, grant all the voters wisdom!! Oh Lord, Right must stand boldly...AGAIN!!
Frightening...16 years of RINO Bush/Obamunism...smh.
"ObamaNation's Racist!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Communication Breakdown")
Hey, RATZ, stop what you're doin'!! Hey, Swamp, you'll drive US to ruin!! We all know what it is that RATZ like about you, Barry's a Marxist BOT!! Reagan once told US, "Liberty Whups Guv'ment ROT!!"
ObamaNation's Racist!! Left's always the same... Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATZ're insane!!
Hey, RATZ, I got something I think you ought to know. Hey, Barry, RATZ wanna pretend that they love you so. I'm gonna scold you with my songs, yeah! Truth's never gonna let you win, son, despite your charms!!
ObamaNation's Racist!! Swamp's always the same, Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATZ're insane!!
ObamaNation's Racist!! Left's always the same, Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATZ're insane!!
"Billie the Kid!!" (To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")
From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks, Strode a boy with ambition without end. His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind, But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald, With his partner's young wife into bed he slid! His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise, The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid! Well, he never followed their rules, 'Cuz the White House was his goal, And he soon put many finer folks to shame. But Slick never had a conscience, and Bill never had a soul, Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name! Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China, But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down, And Bill served his masters well, 'Cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell, 'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
Well, one fine day those FReepers ensnared Billy, America said, "String him up for what he did!!" And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in, To watch the Impeachment of Billy the Kid! Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down, Eventually, even DemocRATZ cursed his name! Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home, Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
From a town somewhere in mid-America, Watched a child aspiring to understand, And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time, As History Scorned Dem Crooked RATZ!!
1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Kosovo Slaughter" (To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign... Forgot 'bout RATZ New World Order... 'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power... And Clinton's motives were VILE!! See, Slick Willie had a problem... His Impeachment was bringin' him down... Said, "Networks need 'em a story... I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!! Innocents slaughtered!!
Slick burned down that Waco House... Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound... In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out... Now, Bill LOOOVES puttin' kids underground!! When it all was over... Them Sheeple they knew their place!! But Slick's time is runnin' out... SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!
Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!! Innocence slaughtered...
(Excellent guitar jammin')
We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill... Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!! Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!! Left's just not Right!! The Righteous DemRATZ most fear!! It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!) Truth's gonna win the day... No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!! We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!! Dethrone RATZ TYRANT!!
FReegards...MUD
699 posted on 3/31/2003, 9:14:43 AM by Mudboy Slim (The DemocRAT Party Prefers Authoritarianism to FReedom...THAT's UN- American!!)
"FRee Iraq!!" (To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!! Ignorance is Legion...DemRATZ're Sleazy BUMS!! We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATZ don't have a CLUE!! Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!! Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!! Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!! Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!! FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!! FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!! FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!! Reject Left's hustlers and RATZ schemes!! Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!! MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(BigMan killin' it on guitar...Dr. MonDremo on pie-anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?! Forty years...I'm gittin' old!! Still, we're fightin' against...Marxist SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight... The tunes come to me and All IS RIGHT!! And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!! FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!! Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!! RATZ're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!! Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
"Freedom's Thine!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "I Me Mine")
Reagan, he said, "Freedom's mine... Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!!" Liberty's Right!! Freedom's mine... Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!! Now folks're frightened of losing it... Guv'ment's abusing it!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong most the time!! Sosh'lists we ain't...Freedom's Right!!
I said, freedom's mine...you know, RATZ are blind!! No, Right ain't benign!! We know Freedom's Right!!
Biden must hear...Freedom's mine... Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!! Reject RATZ fears...Freedom's mine... Freedom's thine...Freedom's Right!! RATZ are frightened of saying it... Left keeps delaying it... Marxists are weanies who whine!! Proudly declare, "Freedom's MINE!!"
I said, freedom's mine...we know, RATZ are blind!! Folks, Right ain't benign!! We know Freedom's Right!!
RATZ live in fear...that ain't Right... Urban blight...fear the night!! Richmond's lost years...bussing fight... Parents' flight...Left ain't Right!! LeftWing's frightened of saying it... Joe Biden's slaying it... Fight fer yer lives, Freedom's Right!!
"Swamp Shan't Always Git What It Wants!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want")
I saw Him today at a Reception... BigGuv'ment slime...Kenyan man!! RATZ know Marxist creeps win elections... At His feet were Left's Media hacks!!
Folks, RATZ can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... And if we Fight fer Right, we shall find... We'll git what we need!! Ahhh, yeah...
Mudboy went down to the demonstration... To stand against Guv'ment Abuse!! Singing, "We're gonna save this great Nation!! When we VOTE, we're gonna whup Dem Socialist TOOLS!!"
RATZ can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... And if we Fight fer Right, we shall find... We'll git what we need!! Ahhh, baby, yeah...
Right fights Power 'cuz we're patriotic... We win wars...Marxism KILLS!! We are standing fer Right 'gainst DeeCeez ninnies... We can't keep paying Bidenz bills!! We decided that we'll Impeach the POTUS... Networks can't stop us, RATZ're Freaks!! I sung my songs fer Mr. Limbaugh... Yeah, and Rush taught one word to me...t'was "Liberty!!" I said to him...
"Rush, RATZ can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... And if we Fight fer Right, we shall find... We'll git what we need!!"--yeah, oh baby...
(Musical interlude...)
I saw JoeBiden give mis-directions... Raising taxes to fund his plans!! RATZ are practiced at the art of deception... Learn the Truth about Left's blood-stained hands!!
RATZ can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... And if we Fight fer Right, we shall find... Our Future Is FREE!!
RATZ can't always git what they want... Left can't always git what they want... Swamp shan't always git what it wants... And if we Stand fer Right, we shall find... Our Future is FREE!!
"MUD Wants Some Justice!!" (To be sung to the EELS' "Love of the Loveless")
Don't gotta lotta time...to make our stand... I ain't no Lib'ral fool...I am a man!! Yes, there's a God up there...somethin' above... God, shine yer light down here...fight 'gainst BigGuv!! MUD wants some justice...MUD wants some justice!!
Can't have too many FRiends...evil blights our home. FReepers been takin' stands...pretty much alone!! Bubba fears the real truth...but when push comes to shove... We'll see Justice when we FReep...let's sling some mud!! MUD wants some justice...Rush, where's the justice?! Dubyuh, seek justice!! GeeDubyuh, seek justice!!
All around you sheeple squawkin'... Ashcroft balks 'cuz Dubyuh's balkin'. Looking for and findin'...NUTHIN'!!
Don't gotta lotta time... Can't help but care... Not sellin' anything... Lib'rals BEWARE!! Yes, there's a God up there... Somethin' above... God, shine yer light down here... Shine on what's just!! MUD wants some justice!! Rush, where's the justice?!! Dubyuh, seek justice!! Bubba, meet justice!!
Don't gotta lotta time... To make our stand... We ain't no Marxist tools... Come join the band!! Get US some justice!! We need some justice!! Dubyuh, seek justice!! MUD wants some justice!!
FReegards...MUD
185 posted on 9/30/2003, 7:02:51 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
(spoken "2-3-4")
All these lies we've been fed... Left says we shouldn't care. Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!" Folks laugh, they think we're playin'... FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes... But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATZ NOW!!!
Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!! It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country... C'mon Sheeple, let's Kick A$$ on Dem Elites!!
Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'... Lord, aid me and mine against RATZ SCUM!!
(Dr. MonDremo ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)
Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming... Would YOU like to see RATZ TRAITORS crushin' rocks?!! Good folks needta stop and think about...well, JOEZ Chi-Com TREASON... Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it... Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and Marx is Wrong!! 'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!
(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim) A E D (played 4x) (back to G)
Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! But the things Left write about us prove they're JOEZ WHORE'd!! You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland... But RATZ'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it... Show all the World We're Right and Marx is WRONG!! 'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'... Lord, help me and mine refute RATZ Scum!!
FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.
"Just & Bold!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Heart of Gold")
I wanna live...don't like Dem Libs... We've been a'fightin' fer the Right of Olde!! FReedom's regressin'...Guv'ment's a sin!! Truth keeps me FReepin' fer Justice that's BOLD!! I ain't gettin' old. Keeps me FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Dem RINOZ shall fold.
(MUD on harp...)
It must be understood...DemRATZ're No Good!! Left loves Big Guv'ment...'cuz their dreams ain't bold!! Right, draw a hard line...we must show strong spines... To keep insisting that the Truth be told!! Yes, Right's gettin' BOLD!! Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth be told!! Left is gettin' old!!
(MUD playin' his harp fer a spell...)
Keep on FReepin' 'til the Truth is told!! Yes, keep on fightin' fer Justice that's BOLD!! It keeps US FReepin' fer what's Just and Bold!! Ahhh...ummm....
Mudboy Slim
78 posted on 4/28/2004, 9:14:58 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
#1531. To: quidam, FBD, sultan88, M. Thatcher, Landru, blackie, jla, Rush Limbaugh, George W. Bush, goldilucky (#1529)
"Hey Quidam!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Hey Porter")
Hey Quidam, ol' Matt Drudge...where you been all this time? How much longer will it be 'til you relink our FReeper Forum, guy? Dude, we're Right...gotta tell yer faithful fans to FReep on down!! Or better still, just ping on in and be "quidam" fer a spell.
El Rushbo...Rush Limbaugh...my time's yers each day!! You are the Power and the Glory...help US see the Righteous Way!! Yer 'bout to hit sixty...stay well, Conservatives must toll the bell!! Sir, ask everybody, "Please help US FReep!!" We'll give Dem SwampRATZ Hell!!
(guitar pickin')
Hey Cheney...Dick Cheney...we gotta fight this time!! Yer ol' heart is pumpin' strong...and you'll haveta cream Left's lies!! I thank you, Dickie C., fer yer servin' most selflessly. Then, we'll start fresh in Year '08, and we'll choose who next shall lead!!
Hey Dubyuh...George Dubyuh...please cut Guv'ment fer me... I need no experts to tell me how much you love Liberty!! Sir, beat that ClintonFear...we'll make Traitor Slick Willie scream!! Right's in the FReeperZone...sir, we'll be Kerry's nightmare dream!!
(mo' guitar pickin')
Hey Reagan...Dutch Reagan...you opened up the door!! When they call fer heroes, I always name you first!! Dutch showed the way, the Goal!! Tell these hero-man I said, "Thanks a lot!!" And we'll bear the load from here. Right's gonna stand and FReep...our Passions boil!! We'll FReep with Righteous flair!!
#1533. To: holdonnow, Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, OReilly, M. Thatcher, Reagan Man, Badeye (#1531)
"Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)")
Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!! There's more to Left's TREASON...JOEZ Chi-Com SPIES. Hey hey, my my.
Lust fer the Truth...Uncover the Facts!! Left, they love Power...they're all DeeCeeRATZ!! Big Guv'ment's WRONG...Right must attack!! When yer searchin' fer Truth...FReep into the Black.
Dutch Reagan's gone but he's not forgotten!! Prison's the ending fer Hunter Biden!! US FReepers'll turn out...'cuz Rush Limbaugh FReeps!! TraitorJOEZ done...his crimes ain't fergotten.
Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!! There's more to JOEZ TREASON than Chi-Com SPIES!! Hey hey, my my...
"Thrash'em!!" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Thrasher")
We are fightin' fer our children... Left's conspirin' to save Klintoon!! Right shall give it all we have to expose Truth!! 'Cuz the Righteous Way's Upon US... We can see Dem Marxists comin'... And RATZ demons don't like righteous folks like you!!
Folks, Right's just gettin' fired up... Next, we'll fight the righteous fight... Fightin' to Nail Clinton fer TREASON!! When I see Big Guv'ment growin' I... Look fer more than tax cuts, guys!! We are FReepin' fer the day when Truth trumps SCUM!!
Folks, good FReepers are unbending... Mideast's an ancient rift we're mending. Life's an endless War of Ideas... Our Constitution's Great!! We'll FReep with our companions... Won't git WOKE with Marxist Minions!! We'll recall Dutch Reagan's brilliance... Liberty's Our Fate!!
C'mon FRiends, I know you've had enough... Join our Righteous Stand 'gainst Fools!! Head on out to where good patriots make their stand. Gotta one-way ticket to the Land of Truth... Yes, Ol' Mudboy's gotta band... We can't lose, my friends, you soon shall understand.
Left's a sordid predilection... RATZ're poisoned by deception... More Big Guv'ment isn't needed... My paycheck is MINE!! RATZ're lost in conflagrations... They're just 60's-style mutations... With Left's grotesque misrepresentations... RATZ're failing...failing.
Reject Left's Whore'd and strip RATZ bare... Swamp's just dead weight, you see!! Journey down the road without RATZ load. Right, show some spine...fight, Dem Marxists are blind... We'll be FReepin' Washington, DeeCee... Shall be TheGreatStand...counter-protest episode!!
'Cuz Left culture's vile but ending... With Big Guv'ments' wasteful spending!! The Right demands our FReedom...Socialists, Beware!! Wield the mighty Sword of Justice... RATZ are powerless to stop US!! Leftists' Hell is loss of Power... To WeThePeople who care!!
But me I'm not stopping there, Must Imprison Slick the Ho'!! Fer so many crimes, Slick must do his time!! When we thrash'im, folks, we'll have Left on the run... RATZ're dinosaurs of mind... Folks, you know the time has come to Do What's Right!!
#1539. To: Corin Stormhands, mommadooo3, A+Bert, CHIEF negotiator, poet, BKO, M. Thatcher, meguro (#1537)(Edited)
"WAR!!" (To be sung to Springsteen's live version of Strong/Whitfield's "War")
War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! What is it good for?! Sometimes...War defends our FReedoms!! War is something the Right despises... 'Cuz it means the loss of soldiers' lives!! War means fear's in thousands of mothers' eyes... Yet proud of their loved one's willingness to fight!!
War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! Say it again... War?! What is it good for?! FReedom...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!! War!! Send yer enemies to the undertaker!! Marx is the Enemy...of all Mankind... The thought of war chills my spine... Patriots fought each generation fer liberation... Emancipation...reconstruction...Right Wins the Fight!!
War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! What is it good for?! FReepers...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
War's what happens when Right fights Tyranny!! Hitler disabled...Mussollini!! Life is too precious to let Tyrants win the day!! War, it takes life...the Cost of FReedom heroes pay!!
War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!! War!! Send vile enemies to meet their Maker!! Peace Love and Understanding... Are moot when airplaines topple the World Trade!! Right knows we must fight to keep our FReedom!! Lord knows we gotta make Dem Marxists PAY!! Join our Culture War!!
War!! What is it good for?! Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! War!! What is it good for?! Patriots...FReedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
Fer Righteous Truths will will fight you... Fer Justice, we'll give all we have!! We're RightWing, we'll triumph ev'ry time and we're MAD!!
DemRATZ support Vice...they like Tyrants!! Left's words are just Socialist swill!! Fer Power, RATZ're STOOOPID, olde, and sad!!
The Left promotes TREASON... Reject Dem Marxist RATZ!! Dethrone Dem Marxist RATZ!!
Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Our FReedoms have been dearly bought... Fer Justice, Right's gotta lead US to the top!!
BIDENZ sayin' LIES just to trick you... TraitorJOEZ no good...Fight The Man!! JOE LIED, too, 'bout poor Hunter...JOEZ the "BigGuy"!!
Right must fight 'gainst Treason... DemRATZ Love Tyranny!! "The Swamp" LOATHES all who're FRee!!
The Left's all 'bout Power... The whole Human Race deserves better. Our wealth is worth nuthin'...if we lose. Swamp's just Marxist SCUM, don't be fooled... Left's PRO-sedition!! But Right's working to preserve Liberty!! WeThePeople need YOU!!
Right's boldly standin' and fightin'... Our FReedoms have been dearly bought... Our Nation...depends on soldiers atop the Wall!!
Right'll pay any price just to win this... Culture War's 'bout Good against Bad!! Must fight fools...Right can't allow RATZ Marxist Plan!!
Right shall win with Honor!! Rejoice...Marxism's DEAD!! Rejoice...Marxism's DEAD!!
"Vast RightWing Is Rockin'!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Can't you hear me knockin'?!")
Yeah!! Yeah, we got Reagan roots... Yeah, we whup DemRAT fools!! Left's ALL victimized... BidenBOTZ...Chi-Com SPIES!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Don't be Lib'ral!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Medyuh Whore'd!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Won't you help US FReep?! Yeah!!
TraitorJOE, he's a strange one... Help US, Nation...we're in danger... Impeach Biden...he's no leader!!
Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Folks, won't you help US FReep?! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! BIDENZ UNFIT TO LEAD, yeah!! Vast RightWing is rockin'!! Yeah...reject Joe Biden!! We're Right NOW!!
RightWing's singin'...FReedom rolls... Right shall bring it...we got soul!! Left's just beggin'...RATZ ain't FRee!! Right's arse-kickin'...Left's fer FReaks!! We're small-townin'...Right's gonna lead you now!! Righteous growlin'... Yeah, Right's gonna FReep y'all now...NOW...NOW!! Hear MUD howlin'...y'all, y'all gotta help US FReep Power!! RightWing's rockin'...y'all, gonna FReep Left down!!
(cool percussion/guitar/winds ensemble to fade...)
Mudboy Slim
91 posted on 8/5/2004, 12:08:50 AM by Mudboy Slim (Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)