Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:349238 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John... DemRATS, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Isn't THIS SPECIAL?!
Heh heh heh... RATZ got NO DEFENSE 4 a Righteous (Wo)Man with a Righteous Plan, imho.
"Right's Justice!!" (To be sung to Bing Crosby's "White Christmas")
I-I-I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!! Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore... With my bald head glist'nin'... Whole Wide World's list'nin'... To hear Bunnies made of Snow!!
MU-U--U-UDZ FReepin' fer a bright Christmas... With every Justice Song he writes!! Spend yer days Just Fightin' Left's Blight... And may Ashcroft's Justice Do What's Right!!
WE-E-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help US!! With every Christmas card you write... Tell yer FRiends...Joe Biden Ain't Right!! Confirm all Trump Justices TONITE!!
"Liar/Traitor!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Mak'er")
Oh, oh oh oh oh, Right has gotta ROLL... Oh, oh oh oh, Justice's on a ROLL!!
Oh, oh oh oh oh, Trumpsterz gotta...ROLL!!
Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, BIDENZ Crimes are VILE!! Ay ay ay ay, must confront Left's Lies...
Oh oh ay ay, AG, please...Let's ROLL!!
When I learned Dem Marxists condone Slick, it made me mad, mad, mad!! When I heard RATZ Med'yuh Defend JOE, said, "Make a Stand, Stand, Stand!!" JOE, I still LOATHE you so, we shan't let you go.
I LOATHE you. Ohh, Brandon, we'll git ya!! YEAH!!!
Oh, oh oh oh oh oh, every breath MUD takes, Oh, oh oh oh, ooh every move MUD makes...
Ay ay, FLAMErs, please...let's ROLL!!
Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, RATZ harm this Nation's Soul, Oh oh oh oh, make Justice OUR main goal...
Ooh, oh, ooh, Trumpsterz, please...Let's ROLL!!!
When I read JOEZ Treason you showed me it made me mad, mad, mad. When I read the news DemRATZ sold out, it made me sad, sad, sad. Marxists still love you so, RATZ can't let you go.
I loathe you. TraitorJOE, WE loathe ya. Ay!
[Guitar Solo]
Oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, make JOE a Prison 'Ho!! Oh oh oh oh, you don't have to go...
Oh oh oh oh, ooh Nation...
Babe, please, please, please, please.
[Riff 1] until fadeout /w lyrics ad lib.
Heh heh heh...work in progress...MUD
352 posted on 12/18/2001, 12:11:29 PM by Mudboy Slim
"House of the Vile BIDENZ!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... There lived the Vile BIDENZ!! And JOEZ been the Hero of many Marxists... But JOEZ a bag o' scum!!
Joe Biden is a TRAITOR... He sold his Soul to Beijing!! Our FReedoms are endangered, folks... 'Cuz Good People sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing TraitorJOE needs... Is fer his TREASON to be judged!! 'Cuz the only way we'll stop RATZ lyin'... Is by exposing SCUM!!
Slick killed them lasses down in Texas... Slick torched that Waco Compound!! Folks, the only pleasure RATZ get outta life... Is when RATZ're Abusin' their Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen... We gotta do what must be done!! Must show Dem Cowards in ol' DeeCee... That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on Left's WHORE'd!! DeeCeeSwamp, we must now drain!! We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Let's put DemRATZ in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... JOEZ Fate is to RESIGN!! [Or] We're goin' back to force Congress... JOE, it's Impeachment Time!!
It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee... We shan't condone TREASON!! Must sing this tune of Justice, FLAMErs... Yes, We'll DETHRONE BIDEN!!!
"Federal Pen" (To be sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Oh Justice, Won't You put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen? He's done some evil things And won't make amends. Worked hard all his lifetime A-Cheatin' his friends. So, Justice, Won't you put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen?
Oh Justice, Won't you punish him For his TYR-AN-NY? The ChiComs bought him With a lot of mon-ey. We'll wait for Indictments Each day until three. So, Justice Won't you punish Willie For his TYR-AN-NY?
Oh, Justice, Remember Foster And Ole Ron Brown? I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl) The people "in the ground." Prove that you Love Truth And bring this guy down! Oh Justice, Remember Juanita And Ole Ron Brown!
EVERYBODY NOW... (FReepette Chorus jumps in)
Oh Justice, Please put the LIAR In a Fed-er-al Pen. He was an obstructionist And never made amends. So, Justice, Please put Scumbag In a Fed-er-al Pen!!
"Beast Called Rodham!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
You ever seen that Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATZ kiss her bottom... All RATZ want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
Yes, I know, Liberty's a burden... DemRATZ're SLIME...Slick Willie's squirtin'!! All RATZ want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
Slick ain't strong enuff... Hill ain't smart enuff... Sure, she'll BITCH and bluff... Right's not too blind to see-ee-ee...
You ever seen that Beast in Harlem?! The LeftWing's stoned...Slick's presence mars 'em!! Mudboy's on the radio...Come on, Nation, vote 'gainst Hillary!!
Slick ain't bold enuff... Hill ain't bright enuff... Truth's a BI+C#, Life's rough... Right must now fight fer free-ee-ee!!
Ol' Hill'ry grifter... She loves pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girls... Slick loves pretty pretty young'uns pretty pretty pretty girls... Come on, Voters, please please please!!
I'll tell ya... Ron Brown killed, no doubt... Arkancide!! Slick's a lout... First, Slick RAPED, then RATZ lied!! Folks, help me out, Help US Out!! Vote her out 'cuz of Tyranny!! Yeah...
Yes, RATZ breed sickness... Right must SUCK IT UP!! Throw Left's LIES at me... We shall shrug it off!! There's one thing, Nation... That you should understand... DemRATZ love Hillary... She SHAN'T be Prez-uh-dent!!
Slick ain't rough enuff... Hill ain't tough enuff... Sure, she'll BI+C# and stuff... RATZ love it rough...OOH OOH...OOOH...
You ever seen that Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATZ kiss her bottom!! Never never never never never be...
You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATZ kiss her bottom!! All Left wants is more and more tyranny!!
"Devolution!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
Aaarrrggghhh!! RATZ say they want a revolution... Well, you know... We all want to change the world!! Truth is we need a Devolution... 'Cuz you know... RightWing wants to save the world. But Left is all about destruction.... RATZ should know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Folks, Liberty's the Real Solution... Guv'ment blows... Devolvin' Power is the plan!! RATZ beggin' fer tax contributions... Left don't know... We're givin' all we can!! If you want money fer sheeple with minds that hate... Marxist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
(guitar jammin')
Left wants to shelve the Constitution!! Well, you know... BIDENZ Marxist ways are dead!! RATZ wanna kill our institutions... Still, we know... Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread. But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO... Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!! Folks, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
#1323. To: Jhoffa_, continental op, cedarswingman, UncleShag, doug from upland, Coral Snake, Neil McIver (#1321)
"District of Columbia!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's version of Steve Goodman's "City of New Orleans")
Writin' 'bout this District of Columb'yuh... Federal Guv'ment's grown as big as Hell!! Fifty stars fer fifty unique Statehoods... FReedom-lovers, we better stand up and yell!! Marxists love their Sosh'list Tyranny... RATZ stain is clear fer all to see... Let's move along...RAT powers can't conceal... Lackin' brains, RATZ have no shame... When Slick calls, RATZ crawl back again... Our Nation needs JUSTICE fer Bill'n'Hill!!
Good Morning, America, we love you!! Hey, won't you know me, I'm a dude named "MUD"... Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!! RightWing songs...Rush Limbaugh smiles when he's FReeped by MUD!!
FReeper wars splintered old FRiends who're now LePers... What was their point?! Now they're just FReeper lore... Hey, I'll post 'bout anywhere just 'cuz I wanna!! But FReeper zeal's got me comin' back fer more!! Bless the sons who capture tyrants!! Bless the sons who fight our fears!! Fight the fascists who hate everything that's real!! Good Lord, SAFE this Nation keep... Rockin' on, the FRee shall FReep!! Folks, the Leftists always fail with their Raw Deal!!
Good Morning, America...we love you!! Ray, cedarswingman...you know UncleShag?! Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!! FReeper sons, fight like you fight when yer home's attacked!!
Right's high in the District of Columb'yuh... State's must stand fer Righteous Liberty!! Guv'ment's grown, but we'll shrink it with Donald... We'll git Slick Willie his Justice...showin' Power 'cuz we're FRee!! We'll fight the Power...we're not feeble sheep!! We'll FReep 'til Dem Marxists weep... Still, RATZ Medyuh shills their Lib'ral views!! Next, House Pubbies lead 'gainst evil men... We must next IMPEACH BIDEN!! JOEZ fate's consigned to Dem squeeeelin' prison blues!!
Good Morning, America...I LOVE YOU!! Nation shall know me...I'm a man named "MUD"!! We're Left's Bane...won't fall fer idiots in Big Guv'ment!! Right must shun Dem Lib'ral LIES 'cuz RATZ're Commie SCUM!! RightWing songs shall make ya smile when Ol' Slick is done!!
Landru: "Excellent, kid. Y'know, I've thought about suggesting another Billy Joel song for you to look at; except, the time was never just *right*. Still isn't, too. But lookit; here's a song from the Marshall Tucker album called, "Carolina Dreams." The song's called, "Never Trust A Stranger" & is essentially about the sage words an old Sheriff gives to a young kid while they're tracking a really bad-assed outlaw on horseback. This album was unavailable when was choosing which ones to send you, or else, you'd have this one in your collection. Anyway, enough blather...give it a listen & know the accompanying music is simply chocolate to one's ears."
"NEVER TRUST A STRANGER" (As song by Toy Caldwell and the Marshall-Tucker Band)
We were ridin' through the flatlands We were searchin' for two prisoners who'd just broke jail Tall one & a lean one Rode a chestnut stallion And the word was from the main man He was mean as hell
An outlaw is a man who never understands A word called danger He learns to shoot & ride as a child And never trust a stranger And he's always called a better man
We chased him to the border All the way to El Paso The ride was long, the ride was hard But the sheriff said, "We can't let him go" He said, "Let me tell you somethin', I been trackin' for a long time They never trust a stranger and they take care of their own
An outlaw is a man who never understands A word called danger He learns to shoot & ride as a child And never trust a stranger And he's always called a better man
Today's man is an outlaw On that long road to freedom You work him hard, you take his pride And then you try to cheat him Then one day you figure out, it's a long, long story An outlaw is a man that takes care of his own
An outlaw is a man who never understands A word called danger He learns to shoot & ride as a child And never trust a stranger And he's always called a better man
Guess whose the sheriff in this song, kiddo?
...yea; I kinda thought you needed a flagship song for yourself; as ya chase down that crooked bastard.
When I first posted the following song on FR last Summer ('00), the last line originally read, "And I'll piss on yer head..." JimRob, in his infinite wisdom, quickly removed the post and said via FReepMail, simply and succinctly, "KNOCK IT OFF!!"
I like the new final line better, anyway...
"Masterful Whore" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**)
**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Slick has never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! Left lauds his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... Left is hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow Lord's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Socialism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH RATZ with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, Right's WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... I'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... Plant a flower o'er yer head!!
FReegards...MUD
50 Posted on 07/15/2001 20:26:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Justa Criminal" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force DemRATZ down...FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! DemRATZ love you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come... Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff... Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on Mo's Huge Blue Dress... While Bill's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM!! RATZ're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlixMUDZbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know...you must fear my desires... Justice fer thugs...time to face the choir!! Left is cloven, Willie...Yer a Liar!! Justice is racin'...Left can't keep up... The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between OUR Morals of Truth'n'Justice... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...RATZ think, fer Dems, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Mediaz...Marxist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
#1333. To: Skip Intro, war, CAPPSMADNESS, christine, Rotara, Auraka, Neil McIver, TLBSHOW (#1329)
"Quirky Kinda Dude!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Certain Kind Of Fool")
MUD was a bold boy, raised in a strong family... This Country is worth saving...we're hopin' folks LOVE Liberty!! RATZ say that MUD is crazy... MUDZ Right, but Dem Marxists are FREAKS!! MUD drove on up to DeeCee and challenged Left's PowerElites!! Righteous shall STAND, oh yeah... MUD wants to sing, oh yeah... I want to see the RightWing dancin'... Folks, listen to ol' Mudboy's dreams!!
MUD heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Dem Marxists wanna screw up OUR Land!! RATZ got the Nation reeling...Left's whinin' but Truth is Left's BAD!! MUDZ singin' fer OUR Country...he's practiced fer years without rest!! And then one day he knew it... MUD knew he must stand 'gainst the Left!!
RATZ get respect, oh yeah... MUD wants the same, oh yeah... And it's a quirky kinda dude who... Likes to sing the sound of his screen name!! Ooo...
MUDZ postin' on six Forums...he's singin' all accross OUR Land!! He's earned a reputation...spreading the Truth, "Defeat TheMan!!" It wasn't fer the money...DemFreaks, they shall be made to PAY!! Left thinks that MUD is funnin'...but watch BigGuv'ment fade away!!
Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!! Cowards with no soul...MOOglee Sows!! Question... "Do RATZ diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?! Why's JOE still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Cowards Fear Right's Roll...Shut Left's Mouths!! Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!! Fear the Power of the Right!! Some questions... "Did Slick think he's a King?! Why did Bill bite her lip? Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please Vote fer Change!!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Folks...FReedom hearkens... TRUMP...shall seek Justice!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!! The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off... Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!! Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this... Fear the Power of Our Roll...NO Question... "House, it shall IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!! Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) JOEZ a 'HO!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) A Chi-Com 'HO!!
Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)
BTW...Time to take off the gloves and point out how ridiculous the DemonRAT's Party has become... Just a bunch of whinin' LeftyLosers beggin' fer scraps from the Table of the All-Powerful Federal Leviathan!! Quotes, links, cartoons, and personal stories are welcomed if they serve to Educate the Sheeple as to what they're voting for when they vote for any candidate who would vote for either D'asshole or li'l Dickie Gephardt to lead their respective Congressional Caucuses!!
This could get fun...MUD
1 posted on 8/19/02 11:12 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"Black-Hearted Lib'ral!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Country Woman")
Shall we roll it, JimRob? We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again. A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off. Nah, leave it. Yeah.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?! Hey, hey Marxists...why you act so queer?!! Ya didn't have to tell US to believe OL' JOE... Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace... Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face. Hey, hey Marxists...why ya act so queer?! Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!
Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean? Oh, RAT-Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah. Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did... Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid." Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?! Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride... Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?! Folks, that's all Right, we'll OL' Hunter, too!!
Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!
Ya didn't have to tell US to Believe OL' JOE!! Ya didn't have to cheat US, Snowflakes...yer JOEZ drones!! Hey, hey Marxists...what is wrong with you?! Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace... Ya didn't have to make US put our fists in yer face!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?! Ahh but that's alright, we're Voting OUT Dem FOOLS!!
Oh yeah-yo. Vote, Man! VOTE!!
Now my baby, now you didn't have to crucify me like you did, Ya didn't have to tell me I was just your kid. Hey, hey mama, what's the matter here? Ya didn't have to tell me you would be my own, We shouldn't have to deal with babies...Let US ROLL!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you? FReepers'll Fight...I'll know HildaBeast, too.
"Rockin' Cave!!" (To be sung to the Band's "Rockin' Chair")
Hang around, TraitorJOE!! Can't you raise RATZ wails anymore?! That's fer sure...Right's spent our whole lives achievin'!! Cap'n's pushin' age eighty three... Cave's the only MUD place singin' "Liberty!!"
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in old Virginny!! With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" We're spreadin' TRUTH, RATZ say, "Patriots are WEIRD!!" Right's gonna sweep away all of Left's fears... Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave shall be laid bare!!
Vote NOW, Patriots!! OUR HEARTS' gonna WHUP Dem Marxist TOOLS!! It's true...and I believe MUD knows what we should do. Right the stern...Defeat Left's WHORE'd... RATZ TYRANNY shan't bury US no more!!
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in ol' Virginny!! With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" Right, don't wait, let Left dispair!! Dip'n SKOAL, MUD don't have no cares!! Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave...VOTE MUD fer Mayor!! ;)
Hear our sounds, feel our joy... MUDZ beatin Limbaugh to the green!! That's MUDZ belief... The TRUTH is, "BIDEN LIES!!" Church Hill's MUDZ dream to Right!! Every day that remains, fight the GoodFight!!
Folks, Mudboy's home again... Down in ol' Virginny...
With my very best friends... We're singin', "RATZ are silly!!" Gonna be nice just t'see good folks... Listen, my friends...GanjahBarry SMOKES!! Ol' Slim's Rockin' Cave knows life ain't fair!!
Right must heed Founders, "Save Liberty!!" Still, you know where MUD wantsta be... YO Barry, can't you dig MUDZ sound?! Down In Old Virginny... Gotta git our Country's feet back on the ground!! Power DEVOLVED to many... And I'd love to see my very best friends... We'll rock Dem Lib'rals silly!! I believe MUDZ Rockin' Cave's taught me...
