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Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..."
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Black XVI
URL Source: https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts
Published: Oct 18, 2021
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim
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How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... Mudboy Slim
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power?
How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!!
How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
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#114. To: Mia T, Alamo-Girl, Billie, M. Thatcher, George W. Bush (#112)
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... 'Cuz JOEZ already bombed... This Prez'dent 4 whom RATZ voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" And Left's already done... VOTERZ know it was YOU FOOLS who gave JOE Power... But me, I'm already gone!! Yes, RATZ're already gone... Yes, Slick's already buggered... BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD 295 posted on 12/29/2002, 12:02:47 PM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Sounds like yer kinda organization, Biff...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
LeBron is BAD 4 America...Michael Jordan is the GOAT...after Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!!! Life is Good...nee LIFE IS GREAT!! Regards...MUD33 "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
It ain't you You're down on your knees Inside your heart PRE...MUD33 "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Correct-A-Mundo**...MUD BTW...**FAREWELL, BigPharma, eh?! "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Don't Surrender!!" Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... Mudboy Slim 1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim Isn't THIS SPECIAL?! Heh heh heh... "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!! Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! [We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Mudboy Slim (06/12/2004) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... Folks, I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some camel named "JOE"... 'Cuz Emperor JOE ain't clothed in nuthin'... (reprise) Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... Mudboy Slim Folks, time to take out the trash... 1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Word...MUD33 "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
TRUE DAT...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation... [To Slick Willie hisself] If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?! If I were the President, and you were my Jewel... OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01 9 posted on 3/3/2003, 8:48:54 AM by Mudboy Slim Mic drop...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
BE KIND, ButtRapists...just BE GENTLE...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I smell a RAT...MUD33 "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
drumroll please... "A: We'll have 2 'circle back a round' 2 U on that." (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.) Karma** is MUDZ greatEST ALLY...MUD33 BTW...**KARM'ER? Shucks, I just met her the other day over yonder, "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RichmondTowne!!" RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Me and my pals, we love fun... RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD 1165 posted on 03/18/2003 11:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim Still works....JUST LIKE...MUD33 "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Justice Clarence Thomas is a Genuine Gift from...GOD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Left may think we're foolish... Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible... Now some folks say "MUDZ 2 BOLD!!" (Fade to finish...) FReegards...MUD 16 Posted on 10/02/2000 13:44:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim WahooWah...E Street ROX...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
LBJ is THE AntiChrist, imho...MUD33 "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Marchin' on DeeCee!!" I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486... Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight... We decry corruption when we see'it... Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight... (Keyboard/Percussion) We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago... Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House... Tonight, we fight the righteous fight... (Keyboard/Percussion to fade) Mudboy Slim BTW...Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!! Previously occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, was a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most indubitably committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land was allowed to continue master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!! Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?! Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Executive Branch Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!! Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power. We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's. Fortunately, The Network drones are becoming irrelevant!! If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan... RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Quite Sincerely, P.S. "On the 23rd day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Innsbrook Pavillion in Richmond, VA. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of Soddom'sInsane's/OsamabilClinton/William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!" So sayeth the word of...MUD 1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Dr. Anthony Fauci AND the Chinese Commie Government in Beijing are ALL MASS-MURDERERZ...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Hi Mudboy Slim. Great lyrics!
Thank you, ma'am...damned glad 2 C U after lo these many years... (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.) Blessed is he who works for the pure joy of the "WORK"...and is well- compensated for his efforts. Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
BIDENZ a Butt-RAPIST, imho...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RATZ're Dolts!!" Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!! The Left's in shock...America's turned Dems off!! Ooooohhh...Whup DemLib'ral boys!! Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Folks...FReedom hearkens... Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002) "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
It's a pleasure to see you as well. :)
RATZ SUCK...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Are you still living on the Left Coast?
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Whew... Bubba...why'd you run for president?! Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry... (hauntingly kewl guitar solo) Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?! Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?! Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!! Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD 1 posted on 09/11/2002 9:12 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Whew... BIDENS a TRAITOR and a CHI-COM Operative...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie... Slick was a young Ozark A.G.... Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball... Hey...hey-ey Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD 97 posted on 10/29/01 4:02 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Marxist Envirowhackoism AIN'T what the Electorate wants... It is the DeeCee Elite versus the American People and BIDENZ Incompetence Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
All DeeCee RATZ are SCUM...MUD33 "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ain't Jokin'!!" Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" 'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'... I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... (CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars) Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... (Mo' funky guitar) WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD 1 posted on 6/12/2003, 12:25:54 AM by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Quite SincereLEE...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
One fitty...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATZ're noisey, I should know!! (Chorus) Left Can Go to HELL!! Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?! (Chorus) (Guitar Jammin') (Chorus) Gonna ROCK the NextAge... POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls... FReegards...MUD 1 posted on 01/25/2003 10:39 AM EST by Mudboy Slim "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
AOC takes it UP THE KEISTER, like a Chump...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Sometimes, I feel Left's Fear of... Reject the Medyuh Whore'd!! Willie seemed to have a Faint, Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... Oh yes I...decide to waiver my Right Must Defeat Left's Whore'd!! Justice seems to be the way... Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?! Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there... Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo... Excellent song, mis amigos!! FReegards...MUD 115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim Regards...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Marxist RAT-SCUMbots ALL...IGNORE the RAT-Media. RATZ LIE ConstantLEE...MUD "NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
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(To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put JOE on the shelf!!
But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you...
And you'll soon find out Right's True...
'Cuz JOEZ gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
And Right's feelin' strong!!
MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs...woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!!
Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE...
You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right ("MUDZ Right!!" )
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
Biden knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!!
So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains...
And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!
And I'm feelin' strong!!
Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song...
'Cuz JOEZ Already Bombed!!
And Right's feelin' strong!!
Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...
'Cuz RATZ're already done!!
Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!!
All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
#115. To: Vinny the Buggerer, Biff tannen, Jhoffa_, war, megura, Ferret Mike, AuntB, GrandmaC, goldilucky (#96)
#116. To: All (#113)
LeBron James is a PUNK-ASSED BITCH and a Chi-Com WHORE...FUCK LBJ and his FUCKING BRAND!!
KamelToezHarass RESIGNZ..BIDEN Appoints TRUMP VEEP...BIDEN RESIGNS...
TRUMP RUNS UNOPPOSED as an Incumbant in 2024...Country Saved!!
#117. To: PapaSteven, MamaWilmaSue, BIPpee, DOG, BORIS the clitoris, EENER, JessieLEE, JAKEyboy, Kelsey, BIG LOU, Nonnie, Mark Messier, Ava Grace MOEreese (#13)
No it ain't me
That's not the way
Love's supposed to be
And it's just no good
No it ain't right
For you to be sitting all alone
Crying every night
Scared he's gonna leave
But if you really wanna know
You're gonna have to let go
'Cause that's not love
Love don't feel that bad
That's not love
It don't feel that sad
No that's not love
'Cause you don't feel good inside
I don't know what it is
But that's not love
It's always raining
And you're oh so tired
Tired of your own complaining
This is for real
It ain't no game
You can't measure your love
By the depths of your pain
#118. To: All (#111)
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)
#119. To: All BIDENZ Remaining Supporters, Fare, Well, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! Fair, Well GollyGeeWillikerz BIDENZ the BEST of the DemonRAT Party?! LOL @ U'all (#109)
Act like ya been there before, Gov. Youngkin...NO SPIKING of the FOOTball...
We have work to do come January...
#120. To: All (#0)
If youse guyz wanna save {political} soulz, youse guyz gotsta goez wherein the {political} sinnerz B...right?! CAPICHE?! Habla INGLES?!
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
RATZ got NO DEFENSE 4 a Righteous (Wo)Man with a Righteous Plan, imho.
#121. To: pookie18, borisY, fred mertz, badeye, Jethro Tull, war is a MORON, so is Biff Tannen (#119)
RATZ wanna keep punching themselves in the Face, I say LET THEM!!
BWAHAHAHAhahahahaha...stooopid kids...DEFUND the COPS?! Yeah right...LeftWing IDIOTS!!
#122. To: bentfeather, MoJo2001, Diva Betsy Ross, StarCMC, beachn4fun, Gabz, GeorgeW23225 (#120)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, We'll Live In Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...
But, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
#123. To: All (#120)
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash "BRANDON" in ev'ry tune!
Cuz JOEZ like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to roam around sniffin' maids!
You may not think I'm funny, but MUDZ damn-sure got it made...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Press says, "BRANDON walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of US think JOEZ DummyRATZ will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
GramPa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "MAD libertarian" ALONE!!
DemonRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt!!
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs your vote.
JOEZ holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But RAT-Party's become a joke!!
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
(upt@no.good!)
#124. To: Vinny, meguro, ferret mike (#96)
Autism is a reGRESSive trait, in my humble opinion, Mr. Barbarino...but you shore look GROOOVY in those bell-bottom mom jeans like Barry Obama wears sooo effeminateLEE...vinny viddy viccy. bitch.
Winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances
During what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career."
-- Winning sentence, 1985 Penthouse Forum bad fiction contest.
(Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)
#125. To: All (#121)
#126. To: WWG1WWA, DOG, MamaWilmaSue, PapaStevenGlenn (#15)
(To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter")
Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!**
Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!!
If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me?
Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!!
Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!!
If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?!
I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!"
I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS...
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
If I were the Governor...and you were a lady...
Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)**
Won'tcha love me, lady?!
(The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends...
"KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE America and Liberty!!")
#127. To: All (#125)
I hear BOTH Mayor BootyJudger AND his partner have been UNSUCCESSFUL at "natural breast feeding" to date...
Of course, they will continue to try as it keeps those "hot'buns'awarmin'" in the winter...
not that there's anything WRONG with THAT, correct?
#128. To: All (#127)
#129. To: Vinny the POOLboy, Cabana bananas, copa boca raton, Olongapoa, subic Bay, Hong Kong, Taiwan, World War III...F.U. BRANdon!! (#96)
(Edited)
DOWN BUY THE RIVER...in a van...w? NoWin Doze...yikes?!
#130. To: borisY, tankumo, watchman (#80)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!!
Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!!
Party with folks red and brown...
Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...We SHAN'T let RATS Win!!
All becuz Slick Committed Treason!!
What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!!
I don't even know why RATS come...
Go on back where y'all came from!!
Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!!
Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!!
Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds...
Ain't a- goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
#131. To: All (#128)
Do NOT do it, Patriots!!
RATZ are itching 4 an EXCUSE to Declare Martial Law...TRUTH!!
RAT-Media is SIMPLY the Propoganda Arm 4 the DemocRAT Party...duhhh!!
#132. To: All Cyber-Bandmemberz, NativeAmerican TeaPartier, DiscoDave (#130)
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why We LOATHE You...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Next month'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all MY Money on yer Overseas Flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's Dem-O-kRATZ!!!
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Must RE-IMPEACH...
Senate SHALL CONVICT!!
Then, INDICT the Creep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!!
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!
I should "show more class."
Some folks say I'm too old...
Well, RATZ can kiss my a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Joe Biden...
It's bigger than RAT-Media, too!!
BIDEN, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"JOE Brandon...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
Patriots, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of Ol' Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...
(The Boss Still RULEZ!!!)
#133. To: All (#131)
Traitor Joe has OPENED a NEW Black Market in Thanksgiving turkey and ALL the Fixinz...lol!!
Proud Antifa Memberz ALL, NO DOUBT...ROAM from City 2 City Raping and Pillaging...good riddance.
Bwahahahahahaha...!!
#134. To: William Jefferson Clinton, MurryMom, ACross (#132)
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment ROT...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT RATS' Clown!!
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Spring is here and The Time Is Right...
For Marchin' on DeeCee!!
We expose Tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Spring is here and The Time's Just Right...
We're Gonna DESTROY DemElites!!
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye fer the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back...
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all YOU Mind-Numbed Robots and Network "HotShots"...
Ignorin' crimes to Beat the Band...
Tonight, the FReepers and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And Purge LEFT's Filth From OUR Land!
Out of our way, RINOS, you best keep!
'Cuz Spring is here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Mudboy "Zoso" Slim
(Impeach@gain.HARDER!!)
#135. To: All (#133)
#136. To: Mudboy Slim (#25)
#137. To: goldilucky (#136)
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do."
-- Mark Twain
#138. To: All (#133)
#139. To: MeeknMing, FBD, Landru, MurryMom, Eschoir (#120)
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
TRUMP...shall seek Justice!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) JOEZ a 'HO!!
#140. To: Mudboy Slim (#137)
#141. To: All (#138)
TraitorJoe BIDEN SOLD HIS SOUL 2 BEIJING!!
#142. To: goldilucky (#140)
#143. To: stand watie, conservativemusician, MJY1288, AuntB, d14truth, ELS, jla (#139)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Mudboyz gonna make all DemRATZ nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Tools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that RAT-Media doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!
Voters, don't you see JOEZ dangerous...to the FRee?!
Patriots, Right must TEAR RATZ Bureaucracy DOWN!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe was just the start!!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to BIDENZ TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
#144. To: All (#141)
Ol' Vice Prez Kameltoez was POTUS 4 an hour today...and America is still standing.
#145. To: MeeknMing, ManInBlack, blackie (#120)
(To be sung to Eric Clapner's--aka Clapton's--"Willie and the Hand Jive")
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.
#146. To: tankumo (#139)
Democrats fear they are losing white swing voters over racial politics.
Three studies suggest that the party’s elite culture may be the real problem.
RATZ are working AGAINST the dreams of the vast majority of Americans and has only succeeded as much as it has
due to the LIES and Propagandizing of the Vast LeftWing DemocRAT Media WHORE'd!!
has exposed just how HORRIBLE a RAT-controlled future would be for this Nation.
DeeCee RATZ want to control Americans the way the Communist Chinese control their population...
DeeCee RATZ can go to HELL!!
#147. To: All (#144)
BIDENZ sold his SOUL to the Communist Chinese and is doing what he can to Destroy the American Economy before he is OUSTED from office.
DemocRATZ SUCK!!
Would somebody PLEASE put this guy out of OUR Misery!!
GruesomeGreta is a NASTY SKANK of a Human Being.
LeBron James is a Chi-Com WHORE and gutless Marxist SCUMBAG!!
#148. To: conservativemusician, BigMan, Landru, Sultan88, jla, yankhater, HappyGal, cherrybomb_88, M. Thatcher (#120)
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!!
Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
#149. To: All (#147)
Indict, Convict, then EXECUTE Dr. Anthony Fauci 4 MASS-MURDER!! 
All Antifa Members have earned a bullet in the head, imho...
LeBron James is a PUNK-ASSED BITCH!!
#150. To: All (#149)
#151. To: Cyber-Band, BearzQuagmire, poet (#148)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Donald, lead US to the show!!
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral peach...
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATZ shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!
Lord, DemRATZ are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame...
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's PREY!!!
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Leftists are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no...
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!
#152. To: All (#149)
The DemocRAT Party has ALWAYS been RACIST...and ALWAYS WILL BE!!
Hogg is your prototypical RAT-spokesperson, exceedingly EFFEMINATE!!
#153. To: All (#151)
(To be sung to Incubus' "Drive")
RATZ Implosion...Then I Cheer!!
And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks...
Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!
Shallow Mass Appeal!!
But lately I am beginning to find that I...
Should be the one making Slick squeeeeeeal!!
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!
Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!!
Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine...
And Fight Left's Whore'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!
That Tyranny can be brought down!!
Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that
When we fight to win...Lord's Light Joins OURS!!
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!
RE-IMPEACH RATZ Slime!!
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATZ, BEWARE!!!
(Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)
#154. To: All (#152)
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