Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:350193 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"Linda" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sandy")
Linda, Left's scumbags are flailin' 'gainst your reputation tonight, Spinnin' their lies out to all those stoned-out faces... Victimized by the Lib'ral Lie. Damn this town...the District's full of Slick Willie lovers... So crass, so slimy, so warped! Guv'ment lawyers say, "Law-breakin's Okay!" While blockin' Justice for RATZ WHORE!! And the pawns for Janet Reno glance blindly at evidence... It's gettin' tougher to ignore!! While Clinton's maulin' teenaged interns...he's such a Bore!
Ohh, Linda, all good Americans support you... And history will vindicate you, forever! Oh, just testify, 'cuz the Truth will trump their vile spin... Hey, Linda girl, you tell 'em, baby!!
Now the Lib'rals, ahhhh, they trash your name... And threaten you for bringin' the Truth to light. Them boys from Begala/Carville, ahh Linda, we know they ain't Right! But me, I just got tired of listenin' to James' Cajun' tirades... Labelin' good Patriots as "mean"! So, let me take care of those Marxist slimeballs... And I promise they'll get their clocks cleaned!! And you know that Whore-al-do, he's Sly Blumenthal's stag... I watched him last night, but his show's goin' OFF!! Still, Uncle Bob keeps on spinnin', lyin' to get Slick Willie off.
Oh, Linda, all true Americans support you! Slick Willie'll soon RESIGN or the Libs're gonna get SLAUGHTERED! It sucks when you can't trust the Prez with your teenaged daughter! We'll remember, Linda girl, you're a true Lady!!
Linda, the Media's exposed their malice for you... But I watched you just tonight and I said, "I won't let DemRATZ mislead me anymore!" Your "friend", she asked you to lie under oath... Elites got no clue that's a no-can-do... After twenty years with the Black and Gold! Still, you see Slick dressed like a star... Partyin' with Dem HollyWeird WHORES, At Martha's Vineyard or somewheres out on the Left Coast.
Well, FReepers're finally bustin' Billzabubba... For tellin' "Untruths"...Lib'rals, GO GET SCREWED!!! The White House lies'll soon be disproved... I think Slick oughtta go to prison, too!!
Ohh, Linda...public uproar is risin' behind us. Election next November will be a slaughter... Ohh, you've testified and the Nation will owe you forever... Oh, I mean it, Linda girl, you are a true hero!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Believe it or not, I e-mailed this to Linda Tripp's website on Wednesday, 29 July 1998. I followed it up with a donation and the only copy of the song yet released. Never heard back, So if you're out there, Linda, did it ever make its way to you? And if so, did you listen to it?
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 07/30/1999 11:44:39 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Shan't Git Fooled Again!!" (To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
We'll enlighten all we meet... For our children, we shall FReep... Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!! 'Tis BIDEN who spurs us on... Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong... Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution... Devolve Power...The Grand Devolution... Laugh and sing and take TraitorJOE down!! Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'... Gotta do more than pray!! Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing... "We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride... Ain't gonna listen to RATZ Med'yuh jive!! We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!! Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
FLAMErs, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet... Marxists' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!! And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right... Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution... Reject DemRATZ Socialist solutions!! Smile and grin at the change all around...)=^D!! Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday... Folks, we'll take to streets and scream... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is Don TRUMP!!
Mudboy Slim
98 posted on 11/16/2001, 4:22:43 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated (minimally) today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... 'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune! 'Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn-Dawg Hound... He likes to play the field gettin' laid! You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...'cuz...
Folks, I ain't askin' Big Guv'ment fer nuthin'... 'Cuz I can get it on my own! So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'... LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camel named "JOE"... Smirks while betraying our Nation, Slaughters Innocence in Kosovo!! Left feels, "Clinton Walks On Water," but I don't think that's true. Some of us think Slick's DemocRATZ will be doin' a little JailTime soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'... Wise Men say, "You reap what you have sown!" If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'... You just leave this "Mad libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... DemocRATZ run fer cover, but Limbaugh's words GOTTA HURT!! The Lib'rals say, "Can't We Just Move On?!!" But each politician needs your vote. Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls... But RATZ Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... That ya'll shouldn't know on your own! So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'... You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim
Folks, time to take out the trash...MUD
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Doin' What's True!!" (To be sung to Kid Rock's "Do It For You")
Umm...hmmm...um........um hmmmm... Been FReepin' alone... Thinking about our past... Tryin' to do what's Right... Gonna whup some RINO A$$!! These tunes I'm hawkin'... Never seem to lead nowhere!! The World just ain't Just...vile Tyranny... Freedom's gotta last...FReep for Liberty!! It seems like FReedom... Has never had this land so scair't!!
Right don't change... Leftists come and go!! How I wish Right could embolden you... Let's FReep fer OUR Country, folks!! Yes, I know MUD might seem crazy... But we fight with righteous tunes!! We'll educate Dem fools... And all them RINOs, too... Fight Dem ignorant rubes!!
(Cool guitar jammin'...)
I wonder how much you love bein' free... Let's whup some Marxist A$$... We'll sing fer Liberty!! 'Cuz we love our Freedom... Right's better than DemRATZ, I swear!! Right don't change... Leftists come and go!! How I wish Right would embolden you... Let's FReep fer yer Country, folks!! Yes, I know MUD might seem crazy... But we fight with righteous tunes!! We'll educate Dem fools... And all them RINOs, too... Fight Dem ignorant rubes!!
(MUD on harmonica, sweet guitar playin' by the Big Man)
Listen to me!! I wonder why folks give up bein' FRee... There's nuthin' more I want...than our Liberty!! Freepers are rockin'... And the Good Lord will help Right win!! Right don't change...Justice shall be so!! How I wish Truth would embolden you... Let's FReep fer this Country's soul!! Yes, I know most folks are lazy... So, I'll fight this fight fer you!! Becuz I want to... Let's be BOLD and RATZ are through!! Nation, I'd do anything for you... Right shall smite Dem impish fools!! Umm hmmm...
Mudboy Slim (25 April 2005)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
We the people in all we do Reserve the right to scream "Fuck you" (Hey-yeah) ow (Hey-yeah) huh "Wear your mask, take your pills" Now a whole generation's mentally ill (Hey- yeah) man, fuck Fauci (Hey-yeah) But COVID's near, it's coming to town We gotta act quick, shut out borders down Joe Biden does, the media embraces Big Don does it and they call him racist We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon) We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon) We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon) We the people Fuck Facebook Fuck Twitter too And the mainstream media Fuck you too, too, too (Woo) yeah, you We the people (ooh, yeah) We the people Inflation's up, like the minimum wage So it's all the same, it ain't a damn thing changed (Hey-yeah) (Hey-yeah) You piece of shit, I don't see color "Black lives matter", no shit motherfucker (Hey-yeah) (Hey-yeah) But we gotta keep fighting for the right to be free And every human being doesn't have to agree We all bleed red, brother, listen to me It's time for love and unity We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon) We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon) We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon) We the people Fuck CNN Fuck TMZ And you social media trolls, y'all can suck on deez (deez) Deez nuts, that's what's up We the people (ha-ha) If you down with love and wanna make things better All we gotta do is just come together Weather the storm, and take my hand Then follow my lead to the promised land 'Cause we the people, we gotta unite To follow that good time guiding light Climb aboard this love boat And rock that bitch up and down the coast In order to form a more perfect union Do ordain and establish this constitution For the United States of America We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon) We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon) We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon) We the people Standing up, and standing tall 'Cause it's all for one, and it's one for all All, all, all We the people (ooh) We the people Let's go Brandon (let's go Brandon) Let's go Brandon (let's go Brandon) Let's go Brandon (let's go Brandon) Let's go Brandon (let's go Brandon)
No updates required...MUD
BTW..."Views: 24500"
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Justice!!" (To be sung to Bing Crosby's "White Christmas")
I-I-I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!! Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore... With my bald head glist'nin'... Whole Wide World's list'nin'... To hear Bunnies made of Snow!!
MU-U--U-UDZ FReepin' fer a bright Christmas... With every Justice Song he writes!! Spend yer days Just Fightin' Left's Blight... And may Ashcroft's Justice Do What's Right!!
WE-E-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help US!! With every Christmas card you write... Tell yer FRiends...Joe Biden Ain't Right!! Confirm all Trump Justices TONITE!!
I am not worthy**...MUD
**BrothaBing is MUD's Fave!!
26 posted on 12/4/2001, 1:16:53 AM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Yahweh give me wings let me fly, let me soar while my soul and spirit sings as you guide me to Heaven's door
Yahweh, give me wings let me soar, let me fly while I view your wondrous things as I reach beyond the sky
Yahweh, give me wings so I can see the things you have prepared for me if you find me worthy
Yahweh, I'll spread my wings and soar thru the air I'll reach for your Golden Rings knowing that you are there
And should I reach Your Heavenly gate standing in line to hear my fate I pray that my sins are few that I have committed none that are new if so, please forgive that sin in the name of Yashua, please let me in
Copyright(c)1999 By John J. Lindsay. All rights Reserved January 1, 1999
179 posted on 12/12/2001, 12:05:10 AM by poet
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Liar/Traitor!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Mak'er")
Oh, oh oh oh oh, Right has gotta ROLL... Oh, oh oh oh, Justice's on a ROLL!!
Oh, oh oh oh oh, Trumpsterz gotta...ROLL!!
Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, BIDENZ Crimes are VILE!! Ay ay ay ay, must confront Left's Lies...
Oh oh ay ay, AG, please...Let's ROLL!!
When I learned Dem Marxists condone Slick, it made me mad, mad, mad!! When I heard RATZ Med'yuh Defend JOE, said, "Make a Stand, Stand, Stand!!" JOE, I still LOATHE you so, we shan't let you go.
I LOATHE you. Ohh, Brandon, we'll git ya!! YEAH!!!
Oh, oh oh oh oh oh, every breath MUD takes, Oh, oh oh oh, ooh every move MUD makes...
Ay ay, FLAMErs, please...let's ROLL!!
Ay, ay ay ay ay ay, RATZ harm this Nation's Soul, Oh oh oh oh, make Justice OUR main goal...
Ooh, oh, ooh, Trumpsterz, please...Let's ROLL!!!
When I read JOEZ Treason you showed me it made me mad, mad, mad. When I read the news DemRATZ sold out, it made me sad, sad, sad. Marxists still love you so, RATZ can't let you go.
I loathe you. TraitorJOE, WE loathe ya. Ay!
[Guitar Solo]
Oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, make JOE a Prison 'Ho!! Oh oh oh oh, you don't have to go...
Oh oh oh oh, ooh Nation...
Babe, please, please, please, please.
[Riff 1] until fadeout /w lyrics ad lib.
Heh heh heh...work in progress...MUD
352 posted on 12/18/2001, 12:11:29 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Lying Under Oath as President - 2 times Lying Under Oath as Governor - 5 times Lying Under Oath as Attorney General Lying Under Oath in a Deposition Lying Under Oath to a Grand Jury Lying Under Oath as a Lawyer Abuse of Power [countless times] Obstruction of Justice Deriliction of Duty Bribe Solicitation Taking Bribes Bribery of Cabinent Members Bribery of State Officials Treason Corruption Coersion Graft False Swearing Malfeasance of Office Perjury Subornation of Perjury Criminal Trespass Witness Intimidation Witness Tampering Jury Tampering Ethics Violations Intentional Interference in the Administration of Justice Misrepresentation Civil Contempt of Court Criminal Contempt of Court Contempt of Congress Contempt of the American People High Crimes Misdemeanors Deception Conspiracy False Testimony Factually False Testimony Misconduct Serious Misconduct Professional Misconduct Notorious Misconduct Obstruction of the Judicial Process Recklessness Grand Larceny Extortion Blackmail Substance Abuse Evidence Suppression Illegal Foriegn Campaign Funding Aiding and Abetting Espionage Aiding and Abetting Terrorists Aiding and Abetting Foriegn Dictators Improper Exports of Sensitve Technology Attempted Intimidation of Prosecutors Destruction of Business Records with Intent to Defraud Failure to Investigate Drug Trafficking Real Estate Fraud Criminalizing Frauds on Financial Institutions Use of State Police for Personal Purposes Illegal Loan Extraction False Reports by Medical Examiners and Others Investigating Suspicious Deaths Improper Futures Trading Illegal Use of the Executive Branch Character Defamation Voter Fraud Racketeering Destruction of Evidence Political Espionage Money Laundering Criminal Negligence RICO Conspiracy Misuse of Government Files Desecration of Federal Ethics Laws Judicial Intimidation Conflict of Interests Illegal Campaign Activity Misuse of Corporate Assets Ordering Politically Motivated Audits Ordering Politically Motivated Investigations Timing of War Influenced by Political Considerations Misapplying Funds Conspiracy to Defraud the Federal Government Criminal Violation of the Privacy Act Conspiracy to Conceal Evisceration of the Right to Habeas Corpus Misuse of Taxpayer Funds Interfering with a Court Order Theft of Government Property Abuse of Taxpayer Financed Travel Anti-American Espionage Jeopardizing National Security Aiding and Abetting Drug Traffic Aiding and Abetting Organized Crime Murder by Accessory by Witness Tampering Murder by Accessory by Forgery Solicitation to commit murder by accessory Foreign Influence Peddling Regular Influence Peddling Corrupting Public Discourse Providing False and Misleading Testimony Interferring with a Custody Case Kidnapping by Accessory Child Endangerment Sexual Harassment Indecent Exposure Sexual Abuse of Employees Lewd and Lascivious Conduct Exchange of Promotions or Benefits for Sexual Favors Sexual Assault Statutory Rape Contributing to the Delinquincy of a Minor Unfit to hold a law license Conduct Unbecoming a President Squandering the Public Trust
I'm sure we missed a few crimes here and there, but this is one heckuva start in listing why Der SchleekMeister must be RE-IMPEACHED, CONVICTED, DETHRONED, DISBARRED, DE-PENSIONED, DE-LEGITIMIZED, INDICTED, CONVICTED, IMPRISONED, AND NEVER ALLOWED TO BREATHE FREE FOR THE REMAINDER OF HIS LIB'RAL BASTARD-CHILD LIFE!!!
IMHO, of course...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
124 posted on 1/2/2002, 11:58:46 AM by Mudboy Slim
Knew I would run across this list eventually... We might just need to agree to disagree on THIS issue, V13...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"House of the Vile BIDENZ!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")
In our White House down in ol' DeeCee... There lived the Vile BIDENZ!! And JOEZ been the Hero of many Marxists... But JOEZ a bag o' scum!!
Joe Biden is a TRAITOR... He sold his Soul to Beijing!! Our FReedoms are endangered, folks... 'Cuz Good People sleep!!
Now, good folks, the thing TraitorJOE needs... Is fer his TREASON to be judged!! 'Cuz the only way we'll stop RATZ lyin'... Is by exposing SCUM!!
Slick killed them lasses down in Texas... Slick torched that Waco Compound!! Folks, the only pleasure RATZ get outta life... Is when RATZ're Abusin' their Power!!
I tell ya, Nation, listen... We gotta do what must be done!! Must show Dem Cowards in ol' DeeCee... That Justice is fer everyone!!
Folks, it's time to take on Left's WHORE'd!! DeeCeeSwamp, we must now drain!! We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... Let's put DemRATZ in chains!!
We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee... JOEZ Fate is to RESIGN!! [Or] We're goin' back to force Congress... JOE, it's Impeachment Time!!
It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee... We shan't condone TREASON!! Must sing this tune of Justice, FLAMErs... Yes, We'll DETHRONE BIDEN!!!
"Federal Pen" (To be sung to the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Oh Justice, Won't You put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen? He's done some evil things And won't make amends. Worked hard all his lifetime A-Cheatin' his friends. So, Justice, Won't you put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen?
Oh Justice, Won't you punish him For his TYR-AN-NY? The ChiComs bought him With a lot of mon-ey. We'll wait for Indictments Each day until three. So, Justice Won't you punish Willie For his TYR-AN-NY?
Oh, Justice, Remember Foster And Ole Ron Brown? I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl) The people "in the ground." Prove that you Love Truth And bring this guy down! Oh Justice, Remember Juanita And Ole Ron Brown!
EVERYBODY NOW... (FReepette Chorus jumps in)
Oh Justice, Please put the LIAR In a Fed-er-al Pen. He was an obstructionist And never made amends. So, Justice, Please put Scumbag In a Fed-er-al Pen!!
170 posted on 1/3/2002, 6:56:38 AM by sultan88
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Beast Called Rodham!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
You ever seen that Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATZ kiss her bottom... All RATZ want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
Yes, I know, Liberty's a burden... DemRATZ're SLIME...Slick Willie's squirtin'!! All RATZ want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
Slick ain't strong enuff... Hill ain't smart enuff... Sure, she'll BITCH and bluff... Right's not too blind to see-ee-ee...
You ever seen that Beast in Harlem?! The LeftWing's stoned...Slick's presence mars 'em!! Mudboy's on the radio...Come on, Nation, vote 'gainst Hillary!!
Slick ain't bold enuff... Hill ain't bright enuff... Truth's a BI+C#, Life's rough... Right must now fight fer free-ee-ee!!
Ol' Hill'ry grifter... She loves pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girls... Slick loves pretty pretty young'uns pretty pretty pretty girls... Come on, Voters, please please please!!
I'll tell ya... Ron Brown killed, no doubt... Arkancide!! Slick's a lout... First, Slick RAPED, then RATZ lied!! Folks, help me out, Help US Out!! Vote her out 'cuz of Tyranny!! Yeah...
Yes, RATZ breed sickness... Right must SUCK IT UP!! Throw Left's LIES at me... We shall shrug it off!! There's one thing, Nation... That you should understand... DemRATZ love Hillary... She SHAN'T be Prez-uh-dent!!
Slick ain't rough enuff... Hill ain't tough enuff... Sure, she'll BI+C# and stuff... RATZ love it rough...OOH OOH...OOOH...
You ever seen that Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATZ kiss her bottom!! Never never never never never be...
You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! She seeks yer vote, RATZ kiss her bottom!! All Left wants is more and more tyranny!!
Mudboy Slim (18 May 2007)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Devolution!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
Aaarrrggghhh!! RATZ say they want a revolution... Well, you know... We all want to change the world!! Truth is we need a Devolution... 'Cuz you know... RightWing wants to save the world. But Left is all about destruction.... RATZ should know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Folks, Liberty's the Real Solution... Guv'ment blows... Devolvin' Power is the plan!! RATZ beggin' fer tax contributions... Left don't know... We're givin' all we can!! If you want money fer sheeple with minds that hate... Marxist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
(guitar jammin')
Left wants to shelve the Constitution!! Well, you know... BIDENZ Marxist ways are dead!! RATZ wanna kill our institutions... Still, we know... Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread. But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO... Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!! Folks, you know we're gonna be all right, We're Right...Far Right!!
Mudboy Slim (23 September 2009)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1323. To: Jhoffa_, continental op, cedarswingman, UncleShag, doug from upland, Coral Snake, Neil McIver (#1321)
"District of Columbia!!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's version of Steve Goodman's "City of New Orleans")
Writin' 'bout this District of Columb'yuh... Federal Guv'ment's grown as big as Hell!! Fifty stars fer fifty unique Statehoods... FReedom-lovers, we better stand up and yell!! Marxists love their Sosh'list Tyranny... RATZ stain is clear fer all to see... Let's move along...RAT powers can't conceal... Lackin' brains, RATZ have no shame... When Slick calls, RATZ crawl back again... Our Nation needs JUSTICE fer Bill'n'Hill!!
Good Morning, America, we love you!! Hey, won't you know me, I'm a dude named "MUD"... Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!! RightWing songs...Rush Limbaugh smiles when he's FReeped by MUD!!
FReeper wars splintered old FRiends who're now LePers... What was their point?! Now they're just FReeper lore... Hey, I'll post 'bout anywhere just 'cuz I wanna!! But FReeper zeal's got me comin' back fer more!! Bless the sons who capture tyrants!! Bless the sons who fight our fears!! Fight the fascists who hate everything that's real!! Good Lord, SAFE this Nation keep... Rockin' on, the FRee shall FReep!! Folks, the Leftists always fail with their Raw Deal!!
Good Morning, America...we love you!! Ray, cedarswingman...you know UncleShag?! Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!! FReeper sons, fight like you fight when yer home's attacked!!
Right's high in the District of Columb'yuh... State's must stand fer Righteous Liberty!! Guv'ment's grown, but we'll shrink it with Donald... We'll git Slick Willie his Justice...showin' Power 'cuz we're FRee!! We'll fight the Power...we're not feeble sheep!! We'll FReep 'til Dem Marxists weep... Still, RATZ Medyuh shills their Lib'ral views!! Next, House Pubbies lead 'gainst evil men... We must next IMPEACH BIDEN!! JOEZ fate's consigned to Dem squeeeelin' prison blues!!
Good Morning, America...I LOVE YOU!! Nation shall know me...I'm a man named "MUD"!! We're Left's Bane...won't fall fer idiots in Big Guv'ment!! Right must shun Dem Lib'ral LIES 'cuz RATZ're Commie SCUM!! RightWing songs shall make ya smile when Ol' Slick is done!!
Mudboy Slim (15 March 2005)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Landru: "Excellent, kid. Y'know, I've thought about suggesting another Billy Joel song for you to look at; except, the time was never just *right*. Still isn't, too. But lookit; here's a song from the Marshall Tucker album called, "Carolina Dreams." The song's called, "Never Trust A Stranger" & is essentially about the sage words an old Sheriff gives to a young kid while they're tracking a really bad-assed outlaw on horseback. This album was unavailable when was choosing which ones to send you, or else, you'd have this one in your collection. Anyway, enough blather...give it a listen & know the accompanying music is simply chocolate to one's ears."
"NEVER TRUST A STRANGER" (As song by Toy Caldwell and the Marshall-Tucker Band)
We were ridin' through the flatlands We were searchin' for two prisoners who'd just broke jail Tall one & a lean one Rode a chestnut stallion And the word was from the main man He was mean as hell
An outlaw is a man who never understands A word called danger He learns to shoot & ride as a child And never trust a stranger And he's always called a better man
We chased him to the border All the way to El Paso The ride was long, the ride was hard But the sheriff said, "We can't let him go" He said, "Let me tell you somethin', I been trackin' for a long time They never trust a stranger and they take care of their own
An outlaw is a man who never understands A word called danger He learns to shoot & ride as a child And never trust a stranger And he's always called a better man
Today's man is an outlaw On that long road to freedom You work him hard, you take his pride And then you try to cheat him Then one day you figure out, it's a long, long story An outlaw is a man that takes care of his own
An outlaw is a man who never understands A word called danger He learns to shoot & ride as a child And never trust a stranger And he's always called a better man
Guess whose the sheriff in this song, kiddo?
...yea; I kinda thought you needed a flagship song for yourself; as ya chase down that crooked bastard.
;^)
64 posted on 1/18/2002, 9:55:51 AM by Landru
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
When I first posted the following song on FR last Summer ('00), the last line originally read, "And I'll piss on yer head..." JimRob, in his infinite wisdom, quickly removed the post and said via FReepMail, simply and succinctly, "KNOCK IT OFF!!"
I like the new final line better, anyway...
"Masterful Whore" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**)
**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Slick has never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! Left lauds his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... Left is hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow Lord's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Socialism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH RATZ with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, Right's WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... I'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... Plant a flower o'er yer head!!
FReegards...MUD
50 Posted on 07/15/2001 20:26:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Heh heh heh...SlixMUDZbi+c#!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Justa Criminal" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force DemRATZ down...FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! DemRATZ love you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come... Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff... Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!
Slick spit his love on Mo's Huge Blue Dress... While Bill's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM!! RATZ're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlixMUDZbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know...you must fear my desires... Justice fer thugs...time to face the choir!! Left is cloven, Willie...Yer a Liar!! Justice is racin'...Left can't keep up... The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between OUR Morals of Truth'n'Justice... You'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...RATZ think, fer Dems, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Mediaz...Marxist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated...MUD
40 posted on 2/16/2002, 2:55:46 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I reckon I oughtta feel mighty honored that such an omniscient ol' veteran as yerself sees fit to spend so many paragraphs tutoring such an Ignoramus as myself, hunh? Still, I believe your impassioned argument for triangulation is a recipe for the continued deterioration of our individual rights and the future success of America as a whole.
"Mudboy Slim thinks about only in terms of what pleases him. The name of the game is to get enough support from the 2/3 of the population that does not and never will support your position."
Actually, I'm thinking about what is best for the Country, and that is not to continue our unceasing slide towards Socialism as we make excuses as to why a collectivist future is inevitable. You can claim that "2/3rds of the population does not and never will" support the devolution of Power from the Federal Bureaucracy back to the States, Localities, Neighborhoods, Families, and Individuals, and I will admit we've got a lot of educating to do. However, you seem to cynically discount the fact that Centralized Decision-making has been demonstrated to be a failure whenever and wherever it has been tried. Sure, the Left controls most of the Mass Medyuh, the Education System, Hollyweird, the lion's share of the non-profits and philanthropic foundations, and of course the huge Federal Leviathan, but we've got the Truth on OUR side and that still matters. Increasingly, we've seen the impact of alternative sources of media (talk radio, some periodicals, and the Internet) have in getting this Truth out to the masses. We need to build upon this, not throw in the towel and aggressively implement our adversaries' agenda until we somehow get 60 GOP Senators!!
"If Bush were to fight Daschle, guess what happens in the fall elections? Such a fight causes the middle to say the hell with both sides. When the middle see both the Democrats and Republicans as bickering fools, who wins?"
Who says we need to be "bickering fools"? What we need to do is pick issues that we can win on and differentiate ourselves from the RATS, then debate the issues shamelessly and tirelessly. Allowing a percentage of our Social Security to be invested--at our option--in Personal Retirement Accounts is one such issue. Medical Savings Accounts are another such issue. School Vouchers are another issue on which we can gain voter share. Each empowers the Individual over the Collectivist Bureaucracy. For those who favor the supposed security of the Federalized option, they should be insured that they can keep with the same system they now use. This is the way to advance the Right's Agenda AND gain Voter Share; instead of fighting over who can be the most "compassionate" in spreading around Government Largesse.
"The only victories that the right enjoys is when the public sees them as the party trying to get along and the Democrats as those wanting to make trouble."
Sir, with all due respect, this is absolute moolarkey!! Dubyuh's daddy attempted this strategy in '92 and we got Clinton. Then, in '94, the GOPers used the "Contract with America" to differentiate ourselves from the RATS and we won a huge victory. After we chickened out in the Government shutdown and buckled, we nominated the "Tax Collector for the Welfare State," Bobdole who is the quintessential go-along-to-get-along candidate and we got whupped by a demonstrably-corrupt Billzabubba who was ripe for the pickin'!! The GOP gets our heads handed to us when we try to be DemonRats II.
"When the Democrats attack the Republicans and the Republicans fight back, the media helps the Democrats."
So it has always been, but increasingly the Sheeple have come to understand this bias and account for it.
"When the Democrats attack and the Republicans don't fight back, the media first comes down on the side of the Democrats. Then they see the middle is rooting for the underdog. So they take on the Democrats. It seems that even very stupid people could figure out the game is stacked against them."
Since you've already pointed out my "ignorance", I must assume this "very stupid" comment is addressed to me as well...but I have always known the game is stacked against us. The National Media needs National Issues to be addressed by an ever-expanding National Government. State, Local, and Individual Solutions to problems do not Expanding Ratings Shares make!! But to claim that the Media and the Sheeple are "rooting for an underdog" when the Left is rolling over Right is ridiculous...when the Right shows no spine, the jackals smell blood and pour on the vitriol all the heavier.
"The only time this nation has moved from the right to the left or vice versa is when one party controls 60 votes in the senate, a majority in the house and the presidency. When that is the situation the nation is moved one way or the other. The only game worth playing is trying to get to that position."
So, the right should continue growing the Federal Government as desired by the RATS for as long as it takes to get 60 GOP Senators?! Sorry, sir, but that could take forever if the voters perceive the GOP to be weak step-sisters to the RATS. I do think we can gain a 60-seat majority because I believe the ever-expanding Federal Leviathan has become increasingly-indefensible, but we will only be successful if we show the voters how the right would accomplish scaling Collectivism back and how it will benefit--and empower--them!!
"Nixon gave a little to the left hoping for approval. He never got it."
Actually, Nixon gave quite a lot to the Left (wage/price controls, the EPA, etc.) and the Left sensed weakness and pounced. I fear Dubyuh could be walking into the same trap.
"Mudboy demands that Bush squander this chance by fighting over small items in the near term. But the long scheme to win the senate by 60 working votes is all that really matters. Mudboy wants Bush to do what Reagan did which is just go for limiting government growth. Reagan makes Mudboy happy."
Elsewhere, you've already pointed out that Reagan failed in limiting government growth, but I was happy with Reagan's ability to win the Cold War over the Evil Empire of Collectivists. Since that battle has been fought and won, I believe the next battle to undertake is against the Evil Left in our own Country, and we should be prepared to fight America's Collectivists with every bit as much passion and resolve as we fought the Soviets...yes, that would make Mudboy happy.
"Sixty percent of the public is against what we want to do. Just as sixty percent of the population is against what the Democrats want to do. The wishy washy 20 percent in the middle wants to do nothing. They keep saying,"Can't we just get along?" The object is to get the 60 percent opposed to the Democrats to vote against Democrats and for Republicans. To do that Republicans have to keep their heads down and make sure the Democrats a$$es are up. That is the current situation."
I guess this is the core of our disagreement, my learned yet somewhat mean-sprited FRiend. I don't think you can win a mandate voting for the other guys' Agenda and saying, "Hey, we're not as bad as the other guys." Only 40+% of eligible voters vote anyway, and it ought to be our goal to give folks something to vote FOR, while still accepting the votes of those who simply--and understandably--vote AGAINST the DemonRATS. There are a lot of voters who have become disillusioned by too many years of Republicrat/Demoblican Milquetoast Moderation...let's not take them for granted and we should see an impassioned turnout for the Right in both '02 and '04!!
FReegards...MUD
242 posted on 5/29/2002, 11:37:34 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1333. To: Skip Intro, war, CAPPSMADNESS, christine, Rotara, Auraka, Neil McIver, TLBSHOW (#1329)
"Quirky Kinda Dude!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Certain Kind Of Fool")
MUD was a bold boy, raised in a strong family... This Country is worth saving...we're hopin' folks LOVE Liberty!! RATZ say that MUD is crazy... MUDZ Right, but Dem Marxists are FREAKS!! MUD drove on up to DeeCee and challenged Left's PowerElites!! Righteous shall STAND, oh yeah... MUD wants to sing, oh yeah... I want to see the RightWing dancin'... Folks, listen to ol' Mudboy's dreams!!
MUD heard it on Rush Limbaugh... Dem Marxists wanna screw up OUR Land!! RATZ got the Nation reeling...Left's whinin' but Truth is Left's BAD!! MUDZ singin' fer OUR Country...he's practiced fer years without rest!! And then one day he knew it... MUD knew he must stand 'gainst the Left!!
RATZ get respect, oh yeah... MUD wants the same, oh yeah... And it's a quirky kinda dude who... Likes to sing the sound of his screen name!! Ooo...
MUDZ postin' on six Forums...he's singin' all accross OUR Land!! He's earned a reputation...spreading the Truth, "Defeat TheMan!!" It wasn't fer the money...DemFreaks, they shall be made to PAY!! Left thinks that MUD is funnin'...but watch BigGuv'ment fade away!!
Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)
"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!! Cowards with no soul...MOOglee Sows!! Question... "Do RATZ diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?! Why's JOE still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!! Cowards Fear Right's Roll...Shut Left's Mouths!! Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!! Fear the Power of the Right!! Some questions... "Did Slick think he's a King?! Why did Bill bite her lip? Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please Vote fer Change!!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Folks...FReedom hearkens... TRUMP...shall seek Justice!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) RATZ're Dolts!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!! Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!! The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off... Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!! Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this... Fear the Power of Our Roll...NO Question... "House, it shall IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!! Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!" RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) JOEZ a 'HO!! RATZ're Dolts!! (RATZ are Dolts...) A Chi-Com 'HO!!
Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)
BTW...Time to take off the gloves and point out how ridiculous the DemonRAT's Party has become... Just a bunch of whinin' LeftyLosers beggin' fer scraps from the Table of the All-Powerful Federal Leviathan!! Quotes, links, cartoons, and personal stories are welcomed if they serve to Educate the Sheeple as to what they're voting for when they vote for any candidate who would vote for either D'asshole or li'l Dickie Gephardt to lead their respective Congressional Caucuses!!
This could get fun...MUD
1 posted on 8/19/02 11:12 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
Minimally updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Black-Hearted Lib'ral!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Country Woman")
Shall we roll it, JimRob? We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again. A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off. Nah, leave it. Yeah.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?! Hey, hey Marxists...why you act so queer?!! Ya didn't have to tell US to believe OL' JOE... Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace... Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face. Hey, hey Marxists...why ya act so queer?! Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!
Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean? Oh, RAT-Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah. Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did... Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid." Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?! Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride... Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?! Folks, that's all Right, we'll OL' Hunter, too!!
Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!
Ya didn't have to tell US to Believe OL' JOE!! Ya didn't have to cheat US, Snowflakes...yer JOEZ drones!! Hey, hey Marxists...what is wrong with you?! Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace... Ya didn't have to make US put our fists in yer face!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?! Ahh but that's alright, we're Voting OUT Dem FOOLS!!
Oh yeah-yo. Vote, Man! VOTE!!
Now my baby, now you didn't have to crucify me like you did, Ya didn't have to tell me I was just your kid. Hey, hey mama, what's the matter here? Ya didn't have to tell me you would be my own, We shouldn't have to deal with babies...Let US ROLL!! Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you? FReepers'll Fight...I'll know HildaBeast, too.