Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:195583 Comments:3558
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
#2. To: GailA, pokerboy, kristinn, Angelwood, BufordP, Doctor Raoul, BobJ, Jim Robinson, Race Bannon (#0)
"Stand!!" (To be sung to Jewel's "Hands")
If I could tell the World just one thing... It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!" Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital... And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!
We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!! We must gather ourselves around our Faith... Fer Right's what Dem Lib'rals most fear!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what they've sown. Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home... And we shall not be broken!!
Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins... We must remove Left's cancer!!
Yes...heartache came to visit me... But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!! We'll fight...we know we're Right!! For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight. 'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice... There OURS shall go singin'!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!! It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!! Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!
In the End, only the Truth matters... In the End, only Justice matters!! I will get down on my knees, and I will pray... You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!! Allah?! Three planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!
My hands are gnarled and rough... But they're not yers...nor what I've sown. Now you've riled us...attacked our home!! Folks, we shall not be broken!! Right shall not be broken!!!
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind. We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart. We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes... We are God's hands...RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!
"UncleShag's Boys!!" (To be sung to Dire Straits' "Telegraph Road")
A long time ago, UncleShag broke his back... Playin' dirty dives, singin' hits fer his fans. All them stories he told 'bout his Rock'n'Roll quest... Shag made his home in PalmettoWest!! He sang at State Fairs and in big-time forums... Uncle strummed all them notes, and Shag told his stories, While the other LongTown Boys were makin' music fer jack... Sure, some couldda gone further, but they never lost track!! Sang 'bout Dick Nixon, 'bout breakin' rules... Then came Dutch Reagan, and Lib'ral fools!! Sliock felt our pain...Sosh'list Left shot their load... Still, them minstrels, they sang...called 'em UncleShag's Boys!!
(drummin' and strummin'...a little keyboard)
Sure there were tough times, Shag needed more... Fell upon some lean times, Radio jocks paid more. UncleShag sang his songs about a World that's Right... UncleShag knows that to FReep is to fight!! Right keeps growin' bigger...
(PIE-annie...then guitar lead)
It's that radio man's big night...we're gonna FReep... Sheeple lurkers know, "Defend Liberty!!" Now we got Black threads of magic... FRee States help US grow!!
(Beautifully haunting piano lead, then a Knopfler riff)
MUD usedta go to work, but that's over now... It's such a fight to go to work, 'cuz Mudboyz words ain't got no sound!! Folks, Limbaugh says, "We're gonna haveta pay what's owed... We're gonna haveta FReep 'gainst the greed of Dem folks!!" Righteous words shall light the fires and ol' UncleShag knows... DemRATS always run away from the pain, but We're BOLD!! Leftists fear our FReedom 'cuz they love Status Quo... MudboySlim sang with UncleShag's Boys!!
(drum, guitar and piano reprise)
Lib'ral poltroons just fergit...but MUD remembers what's Right... Good fight is Justice...Slick's gonna face our Righteous Might!! Life seems the best when yer BOLDER...our righteous band's finally here... It's our load we gotta shoulder...Right's got nothing to fear!! Folks, Justice's FRee fer this Nation...help Right save U.S.A!! Reject all Left's darkness...just live fer today!! Condemn sinners who just fight fer their selfish aims!! Lib'rals' anger RATS feed on...we FReep to keep sane... 'Cuz I sing fer the FarRight in Liberty's name!! Right needs inspiration..."Let's Roll" in God's name... The Righteous wanna FReep 'gainst Left's stain... Folks, George Dubyuh's Right, sayin' "Big Guv'ment is O'er!!" All the while sang ol' UncleShag's Boys!!
#1222. To: conservativemusician, PhiKapMom, Paul Cruce, Buckeroo, Jeff Head, dead, Dukie (#1217)
"If You Wanna Git Bill Clinton...!!" (To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven")
(Mudboy on harp...)
I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news... I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio... If you hate the Waco Slaughter... You gotta help MUD fer a spell!! If you wanna git Bill Clinton... We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...
I am...therefore, I FReep!! Folks, I feel it in my soul... Won'tcha meet me at the Cap'tol?! Re-Impeach!! We'll reach our goal!! If you wanna know a secret... You got to promise not to tell!! Right's gonna Re-Impeach Bill Clinton... We're gonna put Slick in a cell!! HELL YEAH!!!
(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)
I never thought it'd be this easy... I never thought it'd be this fun... But we FReeped Truth on Rush Limbaugh... Now, we got Slick on the run!! If you fear FReedom's in danger... You gotta help WHUP RATZ AlphaMale!! Folks, WE're Gonna Git Bill Clinton... We'll Dethrone Slick's Soul to HELL!!!
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton... FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!! Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!! Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
FReegards, all...MUD
"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little." Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913
1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim ('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)
Certainly selling out OUR National Security for $Millions in ILLEGAL Foreign Bribes is Impeachable and, many would argue, Treasonous for our elected Commander-in-Chief....???
"Ain't Jokin'!!" (To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple called MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah... 'Cuz I seek a future that's Just. Some FReepers call me Moe Reese... 'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!" Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong... Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry... Cause MUDZ right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUDZ a FReeper...MUDZ a grinnin'...)8^D!! Slick's a Felon...should be in prison... We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATZ S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken... DemRATZ are misspoken... Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!! Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned... We'll sing MUDZ music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken... Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!! Nation, REJECT RATZ Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!! FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie... 'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong... Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!! Cause MUDZ right here...JOEZ TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!! Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time... Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
BTW...**S.C.U.M. = Socialist Communist Un-American MORONZ!!
#1227. To: FBD, cherry_bomb88, sultan88, MeeknMing, Landru (#1225)
"Lucky Man!!" (To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")
He had the zealots, and harems by the score... Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head. No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said. Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!
He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!! Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
But Dubyuh soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!! His zealots couldn't save him, so WE BOMBED "bin", and HE DIED!!!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!! Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Quite Sincerely, Mudboy Slim
46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!)
BTW...I have an earlier version based on Slick Willie...LOL!!
"Fall of the SheepMasters!!" (To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "Fall of the Peacemakers")
Our dreams we work towards... This land rejects all kings!! The Truth shall find its voice... For freedom, we sing...patriots shall sing!!
"Dutch" Reagan told me, "Big Guv'ment shouldn't grow!!" Good men must take a stand...smaller Guv'ment is our goal!! Folks, the Truth is everything!!
The "choice" of the RATZ...they'd retreat...NO CHANCE!! We'll fight the fight so Left's free to prance... Folks, imagine RATZ called MUD a dreamer. How many times must Guv'ment LIE?!! How many fears must good patriots fight?!! Country suffers from RATZ madness... Freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...freep fer Justice!!
(musical interlude)
Right's slashing our taxes...in God we trust!! We're Liberty's friend and for Justice we lust!! Take a stand...WIN THIS WAR!! White doves shall fly!! Peace to all!! 'Cuz when Right fights, the SheepMasters'll fall!! Left ain't scarey anymore.
Said Rush to the crowd, "With the Truth, we'll fight!!" Black thread shall smite Left's fears and Left's lies... AlQueda's Death and Violence!! How many times must Lib'rals lie?! How come RINOZ like avoiding fights?! Country suffers from RATZ madness!! Ohh...freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...help freep fer Justice!!
#1232. To: John Lennon, Yoko Ono, Paul, George, Ringo (#1230)
"RATZ Ain't Free!!" (To be sung to John Lennon's version of "Stand By Me")
Folks, the Right must come...'cuz Big Guv'ment's dumb... Marxist fools are the greatest blight I see!! No, I shan't be ashamed...no, we can't be ashamed... Just as long as Right stands fer Liberty!!
Media LIES 'cuz they're Guv'ment pawns!! We'll rumble...they'll fall... And Big Guv'ment shall devolve from DeeCee. It ain't Right...RATZ ain't Right!! Folks, Left profits from Fear!! Patriots must take a Stand...'gainst Tyranny!!
And Lib'ral Media, RATZ ain't free!! So, stand with me!! RATZ ain't free!! RATZ ain't free!! RATZ ain't free!!
(BigMan on guitar)
All right...come on, Media!!
Dem Marxist dreams're trouble...RATZ LOATHE you and me!! Let's Vote fer Liberty!! Yes, liberty!! Can't you see?! RATZ ain't free!!
So c'mon, Voters, sing with me-eee! Liberty...Vote liberty!! You shall see...RATZ ain't free!!
