Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:350069 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"The Legend of Mudboy Slim!!" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")
Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!! There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright. RATS still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town... And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself. Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else. MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself... There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
Spoken: Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods. He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good. People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny. Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...All MUD cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!! He'd stuff his songs down in remote threads and he'd bury tunes all around. And on certain nights if the moon was Right he'd dig 'em up out with their sounds.... Slim'd pour his heart out on the floor of his cave and run his vocals through it. Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry old man and that's all that there was to it!!
DemRINOZ couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves. Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATZ never would have listened to nobody else. JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself... There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's to FReep. They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATZ and quite arrogant when they'd speak. One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later. We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators." They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand, Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand. Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked Slim up off of the ground. Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the BlackWater sucked him down. Then they turned around and went back to MUDZ shack and picked up MUDZ Justice and ran. Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUDZ Band. McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under... They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUDZ Justice!!!"
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet. There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUDZ shack where the ground is always wet. And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath, You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Pookies Toons get full credit for compiling the memes for me to choose from...always a consistently fertile ground for finding diverse sources of conservative satire. Pookie usedta post here, but now I copy/paste directly from Pookies posts over on the GOP Briefing Room...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities." -- Mark Twain
(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
These days, the "unnecessary necessities" have become Entitlements and Rights, While WeThePeople's Civil Liberties continue to be attacked and subsumed by the Absolutely Unaccountable Authoritarian DeeCee DeepState.
This cannot be allowed to continue...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"What's the Truth?!" (To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")
Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh... Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go? Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways... Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!" Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!" Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!" Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys? We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!! While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"
My little boy of five, playin' in the yard, Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?" [yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.] "Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!" Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!" Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school, As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule... No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down, While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!" Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"
EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand, The man with TheBook says, "Raise yer hand... Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' " Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care." 'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore, Nobody really trusted RATZ no more. Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware... That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!! Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"
Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze... Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!! FReepers protest in the Public Square, While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!! Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"... Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!! The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today, And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!! We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!" 'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"
A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD
57 posted on 12/30/2003, 12:01:38 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Walk On The VILE Side!!" (To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side")
Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K... Politicked his way across the U-S-A. RAPED some women on the way... Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said: "Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!" Said "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
John Huang came from Beijing in Red China. In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!! But Huang never lost the Prez... 'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said... "Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!" Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!" And Left's MedyuhShills go, "doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo..."
Tobackky Al never once gave it away, Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!! Corruption here fer some TREASON there... Clinton's White House is the place where they said: "Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!" Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"
BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo... Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!! Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene Ted said: "Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..." Said, "Hey Jack, DemocRATZ...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"
HildaBeeest's just fading away, Thought she was VeePee in her day. Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash, Prison's where that BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said: "Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!" MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!" And the DemocRATZ go, "doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo doo dodoo..."
Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (re-FReeped 18 February 2003)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1110. To: MeeknMing, Landru, George W. Bush, Reagan Man, AppyPappy, stand watie (#1108)
"White House del Clintonia!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")
On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair, Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air, I'm part of the resistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight, Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night!!
There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!! (Aaiigghh!!) And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!" Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way, Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a handsome face... Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia, Three Hundred times per year, Lib'rals sleeping here."
Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent, He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls friends! How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat, Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!
So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show me some spine!" Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!" And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!" Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives... Sheeple, we must wake...
"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia, Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace! They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia! What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"
Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!" Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!" But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies, Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT TheBeast!
Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like these Whores... We have to find a passage back to the way things were before! "Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt... With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"
We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...
FReegards...MUD
43 posted on 09/20/2001 2:20:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1112. To: sultan88, cherry_bomb88, FBD, BOBTHENAILER, Ironword, dead, lowbridge (#1110)
"Puff, the Angry D'A$$hole!!" (To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")
Puff, the Lib'ral Leader, Bane of the FRee... Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!! Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff, 'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! Bold!!
Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny... He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!! South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!" And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tommie's disease!!
Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes a cryin' shame... Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!! Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came, Lib'ral whips bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame. Woah!
Puff, RATZ Marxist Leader, loathed liberty... Big Guv'ment was his Power trip and he'd tax all he could see!! Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he... He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!
The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void... HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left is overjoyed!! In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!! 'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!
Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain... Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!! Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave... So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!
Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee... Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATZ chose Hillary!! Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously... The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by Slick Willie!!
FReegards...MUD
90 posted on 1/2/2004, 12:48:37 AM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Right's Been Forgotten!!" (To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!! "Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!" "Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!" Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!! We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....
Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land... "We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!" Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!! Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!! Then, we'll love YOOOOO... Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO... We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)
Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend... Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!! Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score... Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!! Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh... Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh... Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms... HardRight's Fate...we're DemRATZ Doom!! Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent... The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!! Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!* ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!" Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son... FReeper denizens, fight like yer young... Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!! Remove Big guv'ment from our site... Left is Dead...behold what's right!! Next, we decide whether to fight... Or become RATZ Colluders?!!
Mudboy Slim
88 posted on 2/29/2004, 3:46:04 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1116. To: MeeknMing, DarkWaters, eddie willers (#1114)
[Aerosmith TWIN-SPIN!!...Aerosmith TWIN-SPIN!!]
"FReep On!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dream On")
EX-Prez'dent's Slime...HildaBeast, how Slick fears her. All these lies, but the Truth's gettin' clearer... Slick Willie's SCUM!! Bill, yer Slime! You've lied, now be gone... Isn't that the way? Can anybody trust the foolish words you saayyyyy? Yeah...I know nobody knows why you strayed, but you must go!! We know Lib'rals believe, those fools ain't gotta clue... they'll learn!!
All Bill's life's been a joke that enrages... Bought and sold by Commies from Asia! You know it's true... Sliiiickkk...all these crimes lead back to you... Folks, sing with me, no need to fear, With all these scandals, Slick'll do ten years! Sing with me, we'll win the day, No need for sorrow, the Good Lord'll make Bill pay... Ayy-yeahhh...
Yeah...sing with me, don't shed no tears, Sing for your daughters, make sure Slick hears!! Sing with me, fight for the day... Ignore TeeVee polls, Good FReepers'll put Bill away-ay-ay-ay.
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until our dream comes true! FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until it's Bill who's screwed!! FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on... Arghhhhhh... Sing with me, force out RATZ SCUM... Sing for our Freedom and sing for our sons! Sing with me, whaddaya say? Maybe tomorrow, Bill Clinton we'll INCARCERATE!! Sing with me, and later next year, Left shall be slaughtered, destroyed for years! Sing with me, Mudboy don't play... Maybe tomorrow, Presidents'll mean what they say!!
FReep On, folks, FReep on!!
1 Posted on 08/15/1999 19:51:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Vile Corruption!!" (To be sung to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")
Vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...Re-e-eno-o's obstru-u-uctin'... I sing about Slick, seems nobody cares... Writing these songs, but nobody hears. You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear, That scumbag, Willie, Slick's Dethronement's Near!!
Slick's a sweet-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent, But his power base's gone...China money's all spent! Well, it ain't really news, Bill's a real good liar... But with Chris Cox's Report...Clinton's term will expire!
Re-e-eno's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption... Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr, Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!" Bill's springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide... The obscene extent to which Slick's folks have spied! Tyranny!!!
So you say we oughtta just give Bill a pass... But Slick ain't a King...that's why we kicked Britain's ass! That Billzabubba, he's a very bad man... But Mudboy's on his case...Clinton doesn't stand a chance!! Oww!!!!
Mudboy Slim
5 Posted on 08/15/1999 20:20:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1118. To: Cyber-Band, poet, heavyd, Angelique, CHIEF negotiator (#1116)
This is gonna make a much better anti-Biden song than anti-Soddom...
"Lotsa Pain!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Box of Rain")
Look out yer palace window...Soddom baby, Right's a comin'...any day!! Hussein, yer life is wanin'...yer world's collapsin' and bombs're fallin' from the clear blue sky!! What else you want US to do?! We'll Slaughter You, You Tyrant Fool!! This is all a dream Dubyuh dreamed...one harvest moon years ago!! Crawl out yer palace doorway...Resign Today...Kneel and Pray... Else you'll DIE in War!! Maybe you'll die directly... Or in some Prison where Dwight's been waiting to meet you!! What do you 'spect US to do...To wait fer you to Kill Again?!! Boy, please don't be surprised...When You DIE, You Evil Fool!!
Look into Dubyuh's eyes... RESIGN, you Fool, or you'll be DEAD soon...Right's Gonna RAGE!!
I know it's been sang before...Soddom's been shamed...we'll bomb his homes!! What did World 'spect US to do...just wait fer fools to launch their nukes?!! FReedom's OUR Dream, you see...Effete Poltroons Shall Be Dethroned!!
Sodom's a wicked Tyrant... Torturing those who dare to dream...he's an Evil Man!! Sodom, yer Power'll be Broken... Yer mind is twisted...yer wars have murdered yer countries' kids!! What did you expect US to do?! Just wait fer you to launch yer nukes?!! Punk, LotsaPain is headin' yer way...and DEATH shall find you SOON!!
Expect Lotsa Pain...Evil Slaughtered!! Believe it, Right shall FReep ya...if it don't, We'll FReep Limbaugh!! Bloody Powers, where's yer shame?!! Clinton's got no power...and Dubyuh don't play no games!!
Sodom'll Feel a Lotta Pain...and he'll know Death's Icy Stare!! Believe it, we bring FReedom...RATS, ignore US if you dare!! RATS shall FEAR our Righteous Reign... 'Cuz Slick Shall be Dwight's late-night mare!! Such a long, hard Road to Justice, but Right shall fight 'til we're there!!
FReegards...MUD
312 posted on 12/03/2002 6:21:48 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"I'll Have To Sing 'I LOATHE YOU' In A Song!!" (To be sung to Jim Croce's "I'll Have to Say I Love You In a Song")
Well, I know it's Wrong to Hate... Mudboy don't wanna scare ya. But what I gotta say can't wait... Please try understand. Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out wrong... So I'll have to sing "I LOATHE SLICK!!" in a song.
Yeah, we know MUDZ kinda strange... But ev'ry time I'm FReepin', I just run out of things to say... Right's gotta make Our Stand!! Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out Wrong... Country's gotta say "WE LOATHE JOE!!" 'cuz he's Wrong!!
("Fast Eddie" Vesuvius pickin' and grinnin'....)
Ev'ry time RATZ slime what's Right, All Left's World just seems All Wrong... Country'll have to sing "WE LOATHE DemRATZ!!" in a song.
Yeah, I Know it's Wrong ta Hate, (It's Wrong To Hate...)** I hope Truth doesn't SCARE you... But there's something that we just gotta say, (Just Gotta Say...)** Right's gotta make OUR Stand!! Now's the time that WE IMPEACH... Must PROSECUTE RATZ Wrongs!! Folks, we'll pray for RATZ Convictions in OUR Song...
(MUD on Harp...HOOtin' it like he means it....)
FReegards...MUD
**FReeperGal Chorus
151 posted on 12/10/2001 12:07 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Freedom's Right!!" (To be sung to Boston's "Peace of Mind")
Yeah...Left is feelin' awful low 'cuz Joe Bidenz RATZ Prez'dent... BIDENZ such a Chi-Com 'HO!! Hell'ry oughtta run, but somehow her feet keep on draggin'!! HildaBeast, give Veep a go!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
Folks have gotta make a big decision... Gotta choose between Left and Right!! Country, RISE UP 4 Guv'ment Recision... Show ALL the World we know Freedom's Right!! Yeah...oh oh oh!!
Folks, we've heard enuff of RATZ Media blather... Swampz been in charge fer too long!! Can'tcha see we cannot play 'cuz "TREASON MATTERS!!"? We hope and pray...Must Drain RATZ Swamp!!
I understand it's a big decision... Gotta choose 'tween Wrong and Right!! FReep the Left into submission!! All we want is 4 folks to Do What's Right!!"
Future's just ahead!! Future's just ahead!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! WOOO!!
(Guitar jammin')
Folks, Big Guv'ment isn't nice, still (it) keeps gettin' bigger!! Devolve ALL RATZ Power to thee... Rise up, PeoplePower...must believe Right's Winning... RISE UP 4 Our Victory!!
Oh-ahhh-oh!! I understand it's Life's Big Decision... Gotta choose between RATZ and Rights!! FReep the Left into submission... Force the Republicans to Show Some Spine!!
Future's just ahead... Join our Righteous Thread... MARX IS DEAD!!
(guitar jammin' to fade)
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Trumpsterz Got Faith!!" (To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith"
One...two...three...four...
Lately Right's been running on Faith... Searchin' fer Justice and Truth. But our World will be Right... Once RATZ're shown TheBoot!!
Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep... Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray. Protect the World from Left's slime... Please Trumpsterz, join the fray!!
Right's always been... Willin' to help...but Marxists AIN'T TheWay!! Fight DeeCeez Power!! Trump is a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!
November's coming, RATZ hate... Patriotz Dreams shall come true!! All the world will be Right... Once OUR Side loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!
(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)
Right's always been... Folks who fight for that for which we pray!! DemRATZ in POWER... WE gotta Prez who breathes...Pure Tyranny!!
Don't believe RINOZ who're FAKE... They fear Right's dreams shall come true!! Lead the world 'cuz we're Right... Yes, BushBOTZ...y'all should join US, too!! Yes, you should... And Rush shall support you... Then Sean shall support you... And MUD shall support you... All of Right's dreams shall come true... The Right shall support you... Truth shall see you thru...
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 5/21/2004, 1:31:49 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Ring DemBells!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells from RATZ sanctuaries where Vile Marxists preach!! "We'll Impeach 'cuz JOEZ SPIED!! "Right's got Truth on OUR side... "And Bidenz Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells, Good Voters, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells...make yer Righteous stand, so DeeCee will know!! Folks, it's Rush Hour now... Help us FReep 'gainst RATZ Power!! Lord, the Sun is settin' low upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells so the World will know Joe Bidenz SCUM!! Folks, Dem Networks are RAT-freaks... But their Power's weak... Still, this Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells for RATZ morally-bereft! Ring Dem bells for Left's Chosen few... Who would judge this nation... Yet say, "Marx is KEWL!!" Ring Dem bells for RATZ Chi-Com SPIES... For the folks that DIED... Ev'ry time Marxism's TRIED!!
Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Ring Dem bells for our soldiers TraitorJoe has entombed!! List of crimes is long... But Bold Trumpsterz are Strong... And We're Breakin' Down Resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!!
Updated today...Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Oppression's Wrong!!" (To be sung to Bob Marley's "Redemption Song")
Ohh, pat'riots...Left, they rob US... Bold Right, shed yer chains for whips!! Minions chatter while we fight... RATZ are socialist pimps!! Folks, MUDZ band shall stand strong... As we Fight Swampz High and Mighty!! Move forward...go "X"-Generation...triumphantly!! Won't you help US sing... MUDZ Songs of Freedom?! 'Cuz the Right's takin' stands... Oppression's Wrong!! Defeat RATZ SCUM!!
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement... Some like Limbaugh shall FReep fer Right!! Have No Fear of sources of energy... November's gonna break Left's spine!! How long shall RATZ steal OUR profits... While we subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!! Come play, let's be a part of it... Recall the day NooYawk shook!! Won't you help US sing... Bold Songs of Freedom?! Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!! Corruption's Wrong!! Oppression's Wrong!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
(BigMan on guitar)
Emancipate yerself from Left's enslavement... Righteous Trumpsterz shall Save what's Right!! Woah!! Have No Fear of sources of energy... EnviroWhackoz Climate LIES!! How long shall RATZ steal OUR profits... Just to Subsidize Left's KOOKS?! Ooh!! Come play, let's be a part of it... Recall the day DeeCee shook!! Won't you help MUD sing... Dese Songs of Freedom?! Folks, RightWing's takin' stands!! Big Guv'ment's Wrong!! All y'all join the Band... Oppression's Wrong!! We sing of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!
Mudboy Slim (12 April 2006)
Minimal updates today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Shed Powers!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry... Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know... Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!! He's a Massachusetts Marxist to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals... Must devolve Power to the States... States, devolve Power to the Counties... Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemocRATZ...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!! Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!! In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!! Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!! That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!! Must devolve Power to the States!! States, devolve Power to the Counties!! Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!! Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 7/29/2004, 9:51:44 AM by Mudboy Slim
BTW...obviously, Dubyuh turned out to be a big-spending RINO, just like his Daddy... And I became an Independent.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#1132. To: George W. Bush, Landru, M. Thatcher, jla, holdonnow, MeekOneGOP, FBD, dead, Bo Snerdley (#1130)
"Vile Forces!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")
JOE thinks this Country is easy to fool, Abusing his power, obstructing the truth! Shameless traitor, Presidency's a sham, You know we can't let this High Treason stand! Vile forces hold JOEZ critics at bay, But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!
America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain, Networks conspirin', RAT-power must wane. No explanation, no compromise... Will make us feel better until JOE Resigns. Vile forces try to lead US astray... Marxist "choices" drain our freedoms away!
It must concern you, Left's Sins and RATZ lies, But now JOEZ beholden to his Communist spies. Our Faith's been broken, RATZ must be tried, They'll rot in prison to pay for Left's crimes! Vile forces try to excuse it away, DemocRAT voices say, "TREASON's OKAY!!"
Vile forces mustn't lead US astray... Righteous forces, we'll triumph someday!!
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Still a Righteous Nation!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")
Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!! I say to myself, "I like this Dubyuh guy..." Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true... But as much as I like George Bush...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!
An embarrassment to this Nation...Hanoi John!! Running against Hill'ry!! FReepers must retake this Nation... Guv'ment enslaves the FRee!!
Fools support Kerry...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee... Braindead poltoons...I prefer my Liberty!! Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"...but that just ain't Right!! More Power is what Left wants, Nation...these vile DemRATZ we'll fight!!
I tell ya... America's 'bout Liberation...once again!! Fightin' to make folks FRee!! Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation... Fightin' 'gainst Tyranny!!
(Little guitar jammin' interlude)
So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray... "Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!" Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!! Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!
Seek Justice...fer Willie!! Limbaugh, he embolds me... Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!! It's OUR Reality...RATZ don't understand...me.
Mudboy Slim
13 posted on 7/29/2004, 5:03:52 PM by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"The Ballad of Bobby Scott!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "The Ballad of Curtis Loew")
Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born... Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough... Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot... Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATS like Bobby Scott!!
Bob Scott is a Marxist, with white Lib'ral friend$... When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair... Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!" Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!
Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!! Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!! FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!! 'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!
Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him... Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!! Folks, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat this slime!! Term Limits are up to you... It's Revolution, Richmond-style!!
Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!! We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!! Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!! Vote Winsome Sears on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!
Yes ma'am...
(excellent guitar-jammin' interlude)
On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!" Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!! Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RATZ Blues... But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"
Big Guv'ment's wrong...Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!! DemRATZ subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!! FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose... But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader...3rd District, she's good news!!
Mudboy Slim
37 posted on 7/31/2004, 12:51:12 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
TraitorJOEZ got it rough... Left's gettin' desperate!! Fauci's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give RATZ many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Crimes!!
I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATZ...y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore RATZ LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATZ wanna suppress!! Left must confess!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...Dream...Export Liberty!! Bein' FRee is "peace"!! I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls... 'Cuz Marx is DEAD!! Each tyrant's bound to fall... Patriots...yer trust is what we want... As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you... HOO're Right and Bold!! Life's hard...Demand the Truth!! RATZ!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Mudboy Slim
Three years ago today, I posted the first Black thread, exactly one week after the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were ruthlessly attacked on 9/11/01!! Since that time, we have chronicled America's War on Terrorism, witnessing our winning two wars and liberating tens of millions of Afghans and Iraqis from despotic rule. Still, the War is far from over...the next step is defeating Hanoi John Kerry and the gutless girleymen who now dominate the DemocRATic Party!!
While 100% supportive of George W. Bush's performance as Commander-in- Chief, I've been far less enthralled by Dubyuh's outta control domestic spending binge, leading me to look into supporting either the Constitution or Libertarian candidate fer POTUS. While it's still a 3-person race fer my vote, I will say that the DemonRATZ horrific mud-slingin' and LIES has begun to tilt the playing field in the direction of supporting Dubyuh... all I want to see now is a little more acknowledgement that his Administration's first-term spending binge was a mistake and he'll get it under control in the second term!! That's certainly not too much to ask, is it?!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 9/18/2004, 11:35:05 PM by Mudboy Slim
Updated today...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"