Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:348177 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
#92. To: All Cyber-Bandmembers, The Syntaurz, DiscoDave, TheBigMan, D*MONdre, JazzyJosh, Snake, Fingerz, KROW, SHOWzee, DuhSKOL, MUDmonsky MUDmanski (#89)(Edited)
"What Good Am I?!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?!")
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids... If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine... What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? 'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot? Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?! Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to FReep?! Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep? When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED... What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?! FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!! Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!! Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things? If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?! Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?! I...would...rather...die!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW..."Give Me Liberty of Give Me Death" Patrick Henry...1775, St. John's Church; Richmond, VA... Where MUD married EENER on the 31st of July 1993... Worth the visit, y'all, and the MUDcavez just 5 blocks yonder...
Yo...FReepers!!
The 12th of August 2000 is set in stone...meet in DeeCee at the White House between eleven and twelve at Monica's Gate... WE MARCH AT HIGH NOON and will be ending up at the Lincoln Memorial where we will have a stage set up. Bring yer own beverages, lawn chairs, picnic lunches, whatever... And enjoy an afternoon of patriotic speeches, patriotic music, and full- fledged, 100% Clinton-bashin'!!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
More details to follow, so bookmark this thread and bump it when you can.
Patriotic FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim
793 posted on 1/13/2003, 7:33:06 AM by Mudboy Slim (RighteousRageRolls Over RottenRATZ!!)
Heh heh heh...time flies when yer having fun fighting 4 your grandchildrenz Rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness!! Tell the DeeCeeSwampDwellerz--and their Voting Base of Incompetent LEECHES and LOSERZ of Lifes Lottery!!--2 GO FUCK THEMselves...NOW!!
DEVOLVE POWER OUTTA DEECEE...NOW!!
And LEAVE MUD ALONE, U RAT-bassTURDZ!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Don't kid yerself, BarryO, the ObamaNation isw 2 BLAME 4 the BIDEN FIASCO... and Barack Obama is just a born&bred White Marxist in a black man's skin&clothing...YOU, SIR, are a WhiteBoyHonkey and you cannot dance worth a plug nickel.
"SOW"** said the Word of...MUD33
BTW...**and in the Spring we shall REAP!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
The FEDERAL Bureau of Investigation has become a useful TOOL 4 depriving Americans of their God-Given Rights and should NEVER BE TRUSTED further than you can throw them. J. Edgar Hoover was a full-fledged FREAK...so are these RAT/RINO SwampCreatures!!
Dinesh speaketh TheTruth...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#95. To: stand watie, FreeTheHostages, jla, sultan88, M. Thatcher, Landru, ForGod'sSake, scholar, dead (#0)
"Ring DemBells!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")
Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes... Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!! "Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried... "We've got Truth on OUR side... "And Clinton's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be Thine!!"
Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!! Ring Dem bells...make yer righteous stand, so John Ashcroft will know!! Folks, it's Rush Hour now... Help us FReep 'gainst the Power!! Lord, the sun is goin' down upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman... Ring Dem bells so the World will know Gary Winnick's SCUM!! Folks, the Networks are asleep... But their Power's weak... And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!! Ring Dem bells for those morally-bereft! Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few... Who would judge the many... Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!" Ring Dem bells for the Chi-Com SPIES... For the kids that died... When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!! Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!! List of crimes is long... But Bold FReepers are strong... And we're breakin' down resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Folks, it's time we demonstrated the Power of FReepin' to those who would deprive us of Justice and Liberty!! Terry McAuliffe, outspoken proponent of Campaign Finance Reform and Chairman of the DNC, has committed multiple FELONIES to get to his position of prominence in the DemocRATic Party, yet no one seems willing to hold him accountable!! As Bill Clinton's Chief Fundraiser in the '96 Presidential elections, McAuliffe was the mastermind behind the Union/DemocRAT scheme to bilk hard-working blue-collar workers out of Millions of Dollars of Pension Funds so as to provide Bill Clinton with the cash to retain his position of Power, and no INDICTMENT has been forthcoming. Elle Bee tells me there is a 5-year Statute of Limitations--expiring this Fall--on this Crime, and George Bush's Attorney General, John Ashcroft, has not said one word about holding the DNC Chairman accountable for his crimes!! THIS INJUSTICE SHALL NOT STAND!!
A small contingent of Justice-loving FReepers have--for almost two years--been promoting a series of threads exposing McAuliffe's long criminal history, but now it's time to take the Truth beyond FreeRepublic!! Please assist our efforts with your emails, phone calls, and snail mails to those who need to expose this lowlife SCUM for all the World to see!!
Thanks for your help in Ringin' the Bells of Justice!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 08/17/2001 22:59:43 PDT by Mudboy Slim (NOW or NEVER Time, FReepers!!)
FReegards...MUD
974 posted on 1/19/2003, 3:38:27 PM by Mudboy Slim (A New Axis Of EVIL...Osama, Sodom, and Slick!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Hey there, Vinnie Barbarino....U smell like Biff Tannen...M eye correctamundo, U sadsack sorryass punk?! And a whiff of Jethro Tull...lol. And war, mi amigo...where art thou, Romeo? JIMMY HOFFA IS DEAD AND BURIED IN the NooJoiseyMeadowlands...imho, of course...MUD
"Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you." (Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)
He ain't laughing @ MUD, so he must B laughing @ U, beachez...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#103. To: megura, Biff tannen, nolu_chan, Jethro Tull, (#102)
"TRYsexual, Antifa ButtRAPISTS, International"
Where Antifa memberz and BernieBackerz and HildaBeastz and SlickWillieKneelerz and the infamous Kennedy/Dodd Secretary Sandwiches are the stuff of Legend... RATZ have always been SCUMMY, and NOW so are the RINO- Never-Trumperz---
EAT THEM ALL 4 dinner come next November, BEECHES...MUD33
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
(conservativemusician on guitar...BigMan helpin' out)
Right woke up this morning and RAT scum was gone, FReeped UP some music to start my day, And lost myself in a mudboyslim song. I close my eyes and I FReep away...
It's more than a feeling (more than a feeling) When I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling) And I begin dreaming (more than a feeling) 'Till I see MariJane growin' fer FRee, I see my Marianne walking away.
So many FReepers have come and gone, Their ScreenNames fade as the years go by; Yet I still recall as I wander on, as clear as the sun In the summer sky.
It's more than a feeling (more than a feeling) When I hear Mudboy's songs that Limbaugh plays (more than a feeling) And Right Begin Leading (RATwhore'd is reelin') 'Till I see Marianne walk a- way, I see my Marianne walking away.
HEY!!!
(cm and BigMan workin' their axes in tandem)
Yes, I'm wired and thinking bold, I hide in my music, forget the day and Dream of a World Right used to know I LOATHE Slick's LIES so I FReep away. TRUTH FReeps awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
(Guitars SQUEEEELIN')
It's more than a feeling (RATwhore'd be squeeealin!!) When I hear FReeper songs Rush Limbaugh plays (SlickBoy BE SQUEEEEELIN'!!!!) And MUD begins FReepin' (more than a feeling) 'Till I see MariJane growin FReeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! (LOL!!) I see Dutch Reagan smilin' at me.
Mid...MUD
554 posted on 1/8/2003, 5:21:13 PM by Mudboy Slim (Heh heh heh...MUD!!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#110. To: conservativemusician, Cyber-Band, My Favorite Headache (#108)
"A Farewell to Sleaze!!" (To be sung to Rush's "A Farewell to Kings")
When they write the pages of history... And Clinton's Crimes have long been exposed, Will they write of US with disgust... For the deeds that we let go?!!
We turned our gaze from vile scandals by the Clintons... Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance!! Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! DemonRATS are FOOLS to ignore Slick's Spies!! Treas'nous Demons cloaked in White House guise... Trashin' all our liberties, while abortin' Unborn lives!!
The DemonRATS are slandering the Sacred Halls of Truth... Public Schools unburdening their bitterness on Youth!! Can't we heed the Laws that made US strong?!! Ohhh, can't we learn to tell what's Right from what's Wrong?!! WHAT'S WRONG?!!
Lib'rals full of Hatred, Fear, and LIES!!! Socialists protectin' Chi-Com SPIES!! TeeVee Demons fawning 'bout their guys... Slayin' all that's True and Good, while scoffin' at The Wise!! Woah...Can't we raise OUR Voice and make a start?!! Can't we find the Will to blast Slick's Stonewall apart?!!
Mudboy Slim (9 July 1998)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Nancy Pelosi is the BIGGEST, most-prolific WHORE on Capital Hill...even worse and AOC, imho... Both take it UP THE ARSE in exchange 4 political Power!! FUCK THAT...EVERYONE ELSE HAS...LOL!!!
Truth HURTS, RATZ...MUD33
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#112. To: All Old Men, White, Black, Brown, Yellow, Red, Gay, Straight, Blue, Green, Landru, Sultan88, jla (#110)
"Ol' Man" (To be sung to Neil Young's "Old Man")
Ol' Man, look at my life... I'm a lot like you were. Ol' Man, look at my life... I'm a lot like you were...
Ol' Man, look at your life... Fifty-Four and a Chi-Com Whore!! Live alone in a Paradise... Cheap Hussies blowin' you!! Trust tossed, such a cost... Integrity...it's long been lost. WACO-Boy, whatta shameful loss!! It'all comes back on YOU!!
Clinton, take a look at your life... You're a bloody fool!! We need somebody to oust you... Reckon I'll do!! BillzaBubba, look in my eyes, 'Cuz what I sing is TRUTH!!
(kewl steel guitar jammin')
Alibis, the same ol' lies... But I vow to take you down!! Justice means that much to me... It'll soon mean much to you!! I've been stalkin' yo' A$$... NOW, Ol' Man, your time has passed!! It's you and me...alone at last!! MUD SHALL DETHRONE YOU!!
Ol' Man, take a look at your life... You're a Chi-Com Tool!! We need someone to OUST you... Reckon I'll do...!! Do what's RIGHT and RESIGN!! We SHAN'T take PITY on YOU!!!!
Ol' Man, look at my life... MUD's a lot like you were!! Willie, look at my life... I'm a lot like you were!!
FReegards...MUD
7 Posted on 10/13/2000 09:44:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#114. To: Mia T, Alamo-Girl, Billie, M. Thatcher, George W. Bush (#112)
"Already Gone!!" (To be sung to the Eagles' "Already Gone")
Folks, I heard Rush Limbaugh talkin' just the other day... And Rush said, "RATS're gonna put JOE on the shelf!! But let me tell you...MUD's got some news for you... And you'll soon find out Right's True... 'Cuz JOEZ gonna haveta eat his lunch in a JailCell!!
'Cuz JOEZ already bombed... And Right's feelin' strong!! MUD shall sing his Vict'ry songs...woo, hoo,hoo,woo,hoo,hoo!!
This Prez'dent 4 whom RATZ voted...made me stop and wonder "WHY?!!" But I reckon that we'll just haveta set things Right!! Just remember this, Lib'ral, when ya listen to those who LIE... You can be RATstars and still not know what's Right ("MUDZ Right!!" )
And Left's already done... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song...woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo!!!
VOTERZ know it was YOU FOOLS who gave JOE Power... Biden knows it shall be YOU who helps US FReep!! So often times it happens that YOU live yer lives in chains... And YOU never even knew YOU have the key!!
But me, I'm already gone!! And I'm feelin' strong!! Right Shall Sing this Vict'ry Song... 'Cuz JOEZ Already Bombed!!
Yes, RATZ're already gone... And Right's feelin' strong!! Right shall sing this Vict'ry song... 'Cuz RATZ're already done!!
Yes, Slick's already buggered... Slick's squeeeeelin' fer more!! All Right, Let's Fight the Fight!!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
295 posted on 12/29/2002, 12:02:47 PM by Mudboy Slim
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#117. To: PapaSteven, MamaWilmaSue, BIPpee, DOG, BORIS the clitoris, EENER, JessieLEE, JAKEyboy, Kelsey, BIG LOU, Nonnie, Mark Messier, Ava Grace MOEreese (#13)
Keb MOEZ "That AIN'T LOVE!! (bitches!!)
It ain't you No it ain't me That's not the way Love's supposed to be And it's just no good No it ain't right For you to be sitting all alone Crying every night
You're down on your knees Scared he's gonna leave But if you really wanna know You're gonna have to let go 'Cause that's not love Love don't feel that bad That's not love It don't feel that sad No that's not love 'Cause you don't feel good inside I don't know what it is But that's not love
Inside your heart It's always raining And you're oh so tired Tired of your own complaining This is for real It ain't no game You can't measure your love By the depths of your pain
PRE...MUD33
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#119. To: All BIDENZ Remaining Supporters, Fare, Well, BRANDON!! FAREWELL, BRANDON!! Fair, Well GollyGeeWillikerz BIDENZ the BEST of the DemonRAT Party?! LOL @ U'all (#109)
Act like ya been there before, Gov. Youngkin...NO SPIKING of the FOOTball... We have work to do come January...
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Don't Surrender!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools... We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!! We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud... Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!! We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!! So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember... Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!! We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend... RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold... Left's schemes are weak and olde... We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin... And Right's ready to stand tall again!! We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John... DemRATS, they ain't too smart!! Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own... Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!! We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin... Culture War's the fight we're wagin'... RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'... I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!! Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September... "No retreat, Country won't surrender!!" George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!! Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
1 posted on 10/28/2004, 2:00:58 PM by Mudboy Slim
Isn't THIS SPECIAL?!
Heh heh heh... RATZ got NO DEFENSE 4 a Righteous (Wo)Man with a Righteous Plan, imho.
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
#121. To: pookie18, borisY, fred mertz, badeye, Jethro Tull, war is a MORON, so is Biff Tannen (#119)
RATZ wanna keep punching themselves in the Face, I say LET THEM!! BWAHAHAHAhahahahaha...stooopid kids...DEFUND the COPS?! Yeah right...LeftWing IDIOTS!!
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Dutch's Home" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits... RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores... As Sean Hannity raves!! Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"... Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!! Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!! We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!! RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!! Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!! RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!! Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!! Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!! Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!! Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!! Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!! At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!! Liberty is always Good!! It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!! Dutch, what else can we do now?!! We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!! 'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!! We've got one more chance to seal the deal... Let's make that City on a Hill!! Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!! Oh oh...come join our stand!! Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!! Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!! Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun... Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!! Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!! Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!! Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk... To where folks, We'll Live In Peace!! The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!! We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!! But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken... There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!! We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!! Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!! 'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron... RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn... 'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!! Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!! DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS... But, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim (06/12/2004)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"Short-Haired Country Boy!!" (To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon... 'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash "BRANDON" in ev'ry tune! Cuz JOEZ like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound... He likes to roam around sniffin' maids! You may not think I'm funny, but MUDZ damn-sure got it made...
Folks, I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'... 'Cuz I can get it on my own! So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'... LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some camel named "JOE"... Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!! Press says, "BRANDON walks on water," but I don't think that's true. Some of US think JOEZ DummyRATZ will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor JOE ain't clothed in nuthin'... GramPa says, "You reap what you have sown!" If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'... You just leave this "MAD libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt... DemonRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt!! The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!" But each politician needs your vote. JOEZ holdin' on by the skin of his balls... But RAT-Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'... That ya'll shouldn't know on your own! So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'... You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
Folks, time to take out the trash...
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
Autism is a reGRESSive trait, in my humble opinion, Mr. Barbarino...but you shore look GROOOVY in those bell-bottom mom jeans like Barry Obama wears sooo effeminateLEE...vinny viddy viccy. bitch.
"The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in space, Winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances During what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career." -- Winning sentence, 1985 Penthouse Forum bad fiction contest. (Compliments of the Linux FortuneBuilderz program.)
Word...MUD33
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation... Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!** Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!! If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me? Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
[To Slick Willie hisself] SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!! Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!! If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?! I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!" I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?! We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS... SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!! If I were the Governor...and you were a lady... Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
If I were the President, and you were my Jewel... Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)** Won'tcha love me, lady?!
OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01
9 posted on 3/3/2003, 8:48:54 AM by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends... "KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE America and Liberty!!")
Mic drop...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
I hear BOTH Mayor BootyJudger AND his partner have been UNSUCCESSFUL at "natural breast feeding" to date... Of course, they will continue to try as it keeps those "hot'buns'awarmin'" in the winter... not that there's anything WRONG with THAT, correct?
BE KIND, ButtRapists...just BE GENTLE...MUD
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"
"RichmondTowne!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!! Celebrate OUR Troops in RichmondTowne!!
Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne... Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!! Party with folks red and brown... Lib'rals, stay away from Mudboy now...
RichmondTowne's Confederate!! Klinton's THE Chi-Coms' Whore...We SHAN'T let RATS Win!! All becuz Slick Committed Treason!! What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!
Me and my pals, we love fun... WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!! I don't even know why RATS come... Go on back where y'all came from!!
RichmondTowne's a lazy afternoon... Mudboy Slim's singin' sum powerful tunes!! Thousands died 'cuz SlickWillie is a Goon!! Attorney General...Investigate SOON!!
RichmondTowne, RichmondTowne... Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!! Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds... Ain't a- goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD
1165 posted on 03/18/200311:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
Still works....JUST LIKE...MUD33
"NOW...Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan!!"