Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:350772 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
Paul Silhan usedta do conservative parodies that Rush played on his program...first time I had ever heard of such a thing and I was hooked...lol.
Silhan used to do the song in a voice that approximated the original singer's voice. Paul Shanklin took over years later as Limbaugh's "Go-To Parodyist", but he has a knack for impersonations and would sing in the voice of some recognizable politician's voice, which comes across totally different than Silhan's, imho.
I actually bought a couple cassettes of Paul Silhan's parodies...now I'm ghonna go and dig them up and dust them off...lol.
"If there's one thing you can do Mud, it's take a punch; while laughing in their face. ...and that more than anything other thing, really pi$$es 'em off."
Thank you, sir, I consider that quite a compliment. IMHO, my ability to shrug off small setbacks is based almost entirely in my 100%, never- contradicted belief in the over-riding FACT, that...
"Right's Winning!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")
Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of the Right!!
We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago... Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze. Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse! Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll SLAUGHTER Hatred first... That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!
Right's Winning...the Truth will come to light!! Must make sure all the Sheeple understand. We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!! We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked! Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!! Right's winning...remember as we fight... November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!
Slick, watch my dreams come true!! Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!! Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!
Bill, your wife, she hates/is you...Slick, we will soon judge... Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughin' quietly... MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!
(Reprise)
Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL VILE! Right's winning...come join the Noble Right... Come join our Righteous Fight!!
FReegards...MUD
357 posted on 11/8/2001, 11:07:34 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Trump Shall Run Again!!" (To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Bidenz gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall... Left's Marxist Insurrections...are driving RATZ insane!! Our Will shan't bend!! Big Guv'ment washed away... The Evil of the "Lib'rals"...has forced Mudboy to sing.
Justice is OUR Right...Third Party calls...Dem RINOZ frown... The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks... But MUDZ not bound to follow suit!! The Left shall bend...RATZ ConDamnation's Nigh!! If JOEZ Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Left's sorry...sooo sorry...
Media never calls!! MUDZ waitin' for Press calls... RATZ Lies and mis-directions are driving US away!! MUDZ Syntaurz sing...Left's Brain-washin' washed away... Left says that Right should "Just Move ON!!"...RATZ Choice isn't mine!!
Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is no Establishment fer me... That is "Y" MUD is an Independent!!
Oh yeah...and never forget that... DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe is a Dirty, Downright Scoundrel RatPUNK Who genuinely needs to be INDICTED fer his crimes, including TREASON!!
The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD
1 posted on 1/15/2002, 4:33:56 AM by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)
"New Bridge to FReedom!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
As a Party we're sure... All RATZ Minions Are Dolts... Left's defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom. When folks first hear...they know... Media Whore'd is RATZ HO!! DeeCeeRATZ LOATHE WeThePeople!! Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
DemRATZ're lyin' 'bout TraitorJOEZ Treason. There are signs Left Shall Fall!! 'Cuz Truth haunts RATZ fer sure... And you know Bidenz words have no meaning. In a cave, reading books, There's a Patriot who sings... "Marxists, all of yer thoughts are DESTRUCTIVE!!
Oooh...it makes me wonder. Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get... When I look at DemRATZ... And my spirit starts sighing, "They're dimwits!!" Yes, MUDZ thoughts Right Shall Sing... Songs and smoke from MUDZ cave... Heed the voices of those who know Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder. Oooh...don't Truth make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon... "If Right all sings in tune... Then, TheDonald shall lead US with Reason!!" And a new day will dawn... For those who stand strong... And our children will burst out in laughter!! (Do Any Marxists Remember Laughter?!!)
If there's a question in your head, folks, Don't be alarmed now... It's a reaction to RATZ TREASON!! Yes, there are two paths you can go by, And, my erstwhile FRiends, Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder... Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Country's drownin' and RATZ won't go... To where Ol' JOEZ goin'... Dick Nixon's callin' JOE to join him!! Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?! And did you know... Yer Future lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight Dem Marxist HO's... Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows. Here walks a Nation Strong and Bold!! We knows what's Right...We're proud to show... How America's future is Gold!! And if you listen very hard... MUDZ tunes shall come to you at last. When all are O.N.E. and Guv'ment's small-yeah... 'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
#1066. To: Snow Bunny, Landru, FallGuy, coteblanche, ArneFufkin (#1063)
"Lib'rals!!" (To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Lib'rals...my FRiends... When will yer hatred disappear?! Leftists...my bro's... Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!" With good intents in their souls... IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!! Please explain why Clinton Lied!! But Lib'rals...my FRiends... 'Tis fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!
Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah... Marxist DOLTS...put HATE aside!! Lib'rals...we'll still love ya... MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!! All Left's dreams they were so close... But they all went up in smoke!! Let me whisper in yer ear, "EWE Marxists...Joe Biden... YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep... Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!! Avenge the DeepState's shameless crimes!! And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls... And there's Honor in our goals!! Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!! 'Cuz Sheeple...FReepers love ya, Nation... Everywhere RATZ look, they'll fear our Might!! We won't let DemocRATZ git their claws in you... C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!! Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?! Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
FReegards...MUD
3 posted on 9/18/01 11:44 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
Revised today...MUD
15 posted on 11/16/2002, 7:01:59 AM by Mudboy Slim
BTW2...So, you ask, what's the "Common Thread" referring to?! Well, I'm awful glad ya asked... "Common Thread" is the title of a CD put out in 1993 by a number of modern Country performers, each performing an Eagles song. "Tequila Sunrise", for example, is sung by Alan Jackson, and "Desperado" is performed by Clint Black, and "Take It To the Limit" is performed by Suzy Bogguss...it's really a neat CD, and we shall FReep every song on it by the end of this thread...MUD
#1070. To: conservativemusician, Eschoir, dwbh, Mr. Jenkins, Arator, Buckeroo, Jeff Head, Common Tator (#1068)
"Leftist Bi+c#!!" (To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Little Wing")
Well, Left's walkin' through the clouds... With her Lib'ral Mind...RATZ mind-numbed child. Sure, JOE Lies while RATZ take...still, FOOLS kneel!! Brandon, go to Hell... November's gonna be a Rout!!! Sorry RATZ Suck $#!+!!
Sure, WE're MAD...that's why WE FReep!! With Ten Thousand Smiles FRiends give to me FRee...)8^D!! "Yes, WE're Right!!" MUD says, "LeftWing's SLIME!!" Yes, WE shall sing fer Justice... Beel...SlixMUDZbi+c#!!...SlixMUDZbi+c#!!
(BigMan on Lead...Disco on rhythm)
FReegards...MUD
114 posted on 12/18/2002, 2:13:51 AM by Mudboy Slim
"Limbaugh Lowered the Boom!!" (To be bellowed to the IrishFolkSong, "Clancy Lowered the Boom")
Yes, Mudboy was a peaceful man... As he stalked the Lib'ral Scene. The cops arrested Antifa... After Mudboy whupped Dem Greens!! He never looked for trouble... That's a fact you can assume, But nevertheless when Lib'rals would bi+c#... Mudboy lowered the boom!!
Chorus: Oh, that Limbaugh...Oh that Mudboy... Whenever RATZ got Slim's Irish up, Mudboy bellowed a tune!
Slick Willie is a gutless man, Lib'rals thought Bill was tough, He strutted 'round the HarlemHood... A-shootin' off his pud!! Slick picked a fight with Mudboy, Then and there, Slick sealed RATZ Doom... Before Left could shout "Slick Willie, look out!!" Mudboy lowered the boom!!
Chorus: All Hail Limbaugh...Go El Rushbo!! Whenever RATZ got Right's Irish up, Limbaugh lowered the boom!!
"PUNK" McAuliffe wuz Prez'dent of Vice... A Corrupt DemocRAT!! He sold Nuke Secrets to Beijing... This treas'nous, lowlife RAT. One day, "PUNK" lost it... Just as Mudboy foretold folks he would... One fine Auntumn day, Virginia was SAVED!! Youngkin lowered the boom!
