Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:350819 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"The FReeper!!" (To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "The Creeper")
Ohhh...listen to MUDZ story...
Right is gettin' stronger, Nation... Time Big Guv'ment's gone!! Lib'rals don't know the difference no mo'... Between--ahhh--Right and Wrong!! Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... When the FReeper sings his songs!! Strike out fer yer FReedoms, ladies... Ahhh...Righteous're strong!! I say we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Loh-oh-ord...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
We're strong...We're bright...Loathe RATZ...We'll win!! Right's out fer Justice...I'm Mudboy Slim!! The road RATZ walk is dark and dim... Don't let Marxists lead you towards Left's sin!! They'll cut a whole baby... Mods'll stab you in the back... Reject all those DemocRATZ!! Truth's more trouble than Left thinks... We know Donald, he won't blink!! Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
Oh, we're gonna getcha, Nation...
(Powerful guitar jammin')
Ohh...RATZ're enemies of yer Liberty... Killin' people every day... Ahh...soldiers out to catch them Traitors... Freedom's here to stay!! I say, "Right gonna stand and fight the fight... When the FReepers sing their songs!!" Watch out fer Slim's CD, baby... MUDZ patriot songs!!
Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs!! Yeah!! Said we're gonna stand and fight The Fight... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReeper sings his songs!! Yeah!!
#664. To: BrerRabbit, Crystalk, sneakypete, languid, AuntB, goldilucky, r-u-n-n o-f-t, buckeroo, war (#662)
"FReep All The World!!" (To be sung to Van Halen's "Beautiful Girls")
RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'... We ain't jokin', we're just thinkin' 'bout doin' Right!! We're savin' the world, oh yeah!! We're gonna make righteous stands... Ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band and WHOA!! ha ha... We're whuppin' Dem Lib'rals...ah yeah!! Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny...and Dem Leftists, RATZ are SCUMMY!! RATZ yearn fer Guv'ment Power... Treas'nous John Kerry LOATHES yer Liberty... Fight fer Right...put foolish down!!
Liberated those Iraqis...gonna FReep 'til Terror's vanquished!! Please accompany me...'til Right wins 'cross the Earth...ah yeah!! Yeah...Marxism's dead!!
Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!! The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Woo, come here, Lib'rals. Come here, come here, come here...
Folks, Right likes fun in the sun, yet we're armed with guns... And I know you know Right's takin' righteous stands!! (Righteous stands!!) Big Guv'ment's fer slaves...taxes, we pay and we pay!! The RightWing's FReepin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment, ha-ha-ha!! (Join our stand!!)
Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny to see Lib'rals oh so scummy... RATZ yearn fer Guv'ment Power!! Slick's treason 'gainst the FRee threatens Liberty... Crimes're more than foolin' 'round!!
Here Right stands with our banners unfurled...YO!! The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Oh, FReep this way, y'all!!
(Guitar Solo)
Git down...right here...Ooh la la!! Help Right DEVOLVE POWER!!
RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'...we ain't jokin', Just a'thinkin' 'bout our Rights!! Right's savin' the world!! (Savin' the world!!) Ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band...we're takin' some Righteous stands!! The Right FRee-ee-eeps fer the Fate of the World!! (Fate of the World!!) Oh yeah!!
Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!! The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Whoa! I ain't lyin' to ya...FReedom's all Right needs!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Git yourself on down... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Woo! Come here, Lib'rals!! Come here!! Woo!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! What's your name, Lib'ral? What's your--hey! Hey, where ya goin'?! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Hey! Hey, hey! Wait a minute, wait a min... Oh! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Left's scumbags...we'll FReep 'em! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! We'll do without 'em...YO!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! (smooch)
#666. To: All ObamaBOTZ, Sweetjustusnow, packrat1145, Inspector Harry Callahan, putupon, xyz123, r-u-n-n o-f-t, Landru, jla, palo verde, TLBSHOW, byeltsin (#664)
"Obama Doesn't Know!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Tomorrow Never Knows")
Focus yer mind, relax and vote RightWing!! Camelot's dying...Camelot's dying!! Rise up in thought...remember LeftWing's void... RightWing's rising...Reagan's rising!!
Briefers must see the meaning of Levine... GreatOne's teachin'...Mark is teaching!!
(reprise)
We love Limbaugh and Rush is everywhere... Truth is flowing...Truth is flowing!!
RATZ ignorance and waste, they shame themselves!! RightWing's Briefing...righteous are leading!! Folks, wake up from yer stupor, from yer dreams... RATZ are not living, welfare ain't living!!
Right plays the game "Resistance"...Right Shall Win!! We're just beginning...Black's just beginning. Righteous are winning. RightWing is Winning!!
Check this out, sw, apparently it's communicable...
"Big Bad Jawn!!" (To be sung to the tune of "Big Bad John" by Jimmy Dean)
(Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Ev'ry mornin' on the Hill you can see him arrive A grizzled, white-haired man, about seventy-five Kinda slump'd at the shoulders and feeble at the hip But all them RINOs knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Jawn. (Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Everybody knows where Jawn calls home A big, marble palace called the Capitol Dome He went from Committee Chair to the RINO head And if you thought to ever cross him, youd end up dead - Big Jawn!!
Some say he got rich on Liz Taylor's cash And landed in the Senate after Obenshain's plane crash With 50 per cent against his DemocRAT foe Was all he needed to grab his power-hungry hold - that Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Then came the day; it was "Farris versus Beyer" Mike needed help to douse the LeftWing's lyin'... Christians were prayin' and hearts beat fast Still, the RightWing smelled Victory at last-'cept Jawn.
Through the haze and the smoke of that election-year hell Came Jawn's Deal with the Devil that Conservatives knew well... RINO Jawn trashed his brethren and made the RightWing groan, And Radical Mike stood all alone thanks to Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
And in 94 it was Ollie North against Robb Then Big Jawn decree'd, "Hey, Chuckies my BackRubBud!" And Medyuh Whored scrambled from Left's would-be grave To do their duty, ChuckiesCheeks to save...fer Big Jawn.
With lies and Lib'rals, Jawn tore Ollie down And ran a third candidate that Big Jawn found As the dust finally settled from that awful fight Jawn was the TV hero that election night - Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
The VA Right barely recovered from that cowardly s*** The GOP wants to build a statue in honor of it And in Two Thousand and Two theres one plan And thats to insure no one run against this awful man Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
FADE (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Entirely conceived and written by my good FRiend, Sultan88!!!
"Federal Pen" (2 B sung 2 the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Oh Justice, Won't You put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen? He's done some evil things And won't make amends. Worked hard all his lifetime A-Cheatin' his friends. So, Justice, Won't you put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen?
Oh Justice, Won't you punish him For his TYR-AN-NY? The ChiComs bought him With a lot of mon-ey. We'll wait for Indictments Each day until three. So, Justice Won't you punish Willie For his TYR-AN-NY?
Oh, Justice, Remember Foster And Ole Ron Brown? I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl) The people "in the ground." Prove that you Love Truth And bring this guy down! Oh Justice, Remember Juanita And Ole Ron Brown!
EVERYBODY NOW... (FReeperGal Chorus jumps in...)
Oh Justice, Please put the LIAR In a Fed-er-al Pen. He was an obstructionist And never made amends. So, Justice, Please put Scumbag In a Fed-er-al Pen!!
170 posted on 01/03/2002 6:56 AM EST by sultan88
Conceived and Written by the Late, Great Sultan88...MUD
"If I Were the President..." (To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter")
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation... Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!** Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!! If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me? Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
[To Slick Willie hisself] SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!! Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!! If I sang across this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?! I'm tellin' ya, Willie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!" I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?! We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATZ...SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!! If I were the Governor...and you were a lady... Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
If I were the President, and you were my Jewel... Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)** Won'tcha love me, lady?!
"Justa Criminal!!" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Deplorable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMUDZbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Danger's the drug that takes you higher!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire... Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the forces of Love and Trust... RATZ'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh..."BIDENZ...Justa Criminal!!"
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated...MUD
487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
#967. To: tankumo, stoner, deckard, BorisY, Fred Mertz, A K A Stone, Vicomte13, goldilucky, PapaSteve, MamaWilma (#965)(Edited)
"Masterful Whore!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**) **(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")
Slick's a Masterful Whore... Sold Chinese our Big Guns... Bloody handful of coins... Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!! Folks, Slick hides beyond LIES... And Left's Liars in the Press... Slick, I wanted you to know... Patriots demand Justice!!
Bill Clinton's never done nothin'... But RAPE and DESTROY!! Left lauds his "New World"... It's just a Socialist ploy!! Left confiscates our lands... Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights... Note Slick turned a pale yellow... When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde... Slick lies and deceives... New World Order's all BUNK!! UN's Socialist Sleaze!! Slick, folks see through yer lies... Slick, our Country you've stained... Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER... Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims... Left is hatred-inspired... Ol' Slick sits back and laughs... Seems Dem Lib'rals love LIARS!! Clintons defaced our White House... With their abhorrent crud!! Slick found time to boink interns... Bill choked his li'l pud!!
JOEZ now Left's nightmare... Arrogance so absurd!! FReepers must teach their children... To follow Lord's Word!! Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty... Socialism's Left's aim... Ain't no match fer MEN... We'll CRUSH RATZ with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?! From Rush Limbaugh I learned!! Left may trash us with mud... Right's viewpoints are spurned. Still, there's two things I know... Slick, MUDZ WISER than you... And my Lord Jesus'll never... Forgive you, You TOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions... Is POWER really so good?! Bill, will it git you Redemption?! Do you think that it should?! I think Bill will find... When his obituary is told... All those Laws that he's RAPED were... Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE... Least not anytime soon... Hope you live long in Prison... Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! [=^D] Slick, I'll be at yer funeral... MUD'll sing ill of the dead... Then, I'll stand over yer grave... BOY, I'll piss on yer head!!
Mudboy Slim
49 posted on 09/21/2001 3:31 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
"FRiends of Slick Willie!!" (To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down. Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around. Ya think MUDZ funnin' as I make my rhymes... But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!! Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight... TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!! Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!! Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime... No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!! Leftists know Clinton's not Right... Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there. Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry. Think MUDZ funnin' but I know what's Right... DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!! I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight... Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight. Second one is Justice, Willie, got Mudboy on yer tail!! And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!! Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!" Lib'rals love him, but I think Slick's SLIME!! No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine. I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night. The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!! Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale... And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary... Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free. Think I'm funnin' but Slick's A$$ is mine!! No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!! Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!! Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Lib'ralism's DEAD!! And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De- Legitimization of the DemocRAT Party!!
1 posted on 02/10/2002 2:06:54 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)
Slick is a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!! Lib'rals Give Slick All Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!! RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!! Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.
When MUD comes to town, We're Gonna WHUP RATZ Stain!! When Rush comes to town, Right's Gonna Save the Day!! FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down, And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned WacoTown!!
(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)
RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids... Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget. Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATZ!! Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"
Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Slick Willie SQUEEEAL!! The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile RAPISTS can't feel!! As MUDZ music played, Right helped Country turn around... Right'll Save The Day once Don TRUMP comes to town!!
When MUD comes to town, We're gonna WHUP RATZ Stain!! When Rush comes to town, Right's gonna Save the Day!! Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down, But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!
(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!)
When MUD comes to town, Right's gonna WHUP RATZ Stain!! When Rush comes to town, We'll Kick A$$ and take names!! FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down, But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATZ clowns!!
(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)
I was there when RATZ crucified my Lord... I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!! Right can't be nice as we Kill RATZ Pride... But we'll see Truth Conquer DemRATZ BigLies!!
When MUD comes to town, We're gonna WHUP RATZ Stain!! When Rush comes to town, Right's gonna Save the Day!! Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down, But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!
(second solo by the BigMan)
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."
{c:fade}
MOJO's workin' fine...LOL!!
Mudboy Slim
389 posted on 12/31/2002 4:02:08 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Justa Prison Drone!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies... Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!! Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..." What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!
You used to...prance about... Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out. Now, FOB's don't talk so loud... Now Left don't seem so proud... About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!! How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?! Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!! Justa Prison Drone!!!
Ahhh...you went to the finest schools... Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!! You never learned, BOY, how to live within concrete walls... And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!! You say you never told them lies... Never raped Lady J...didn't know about Left's spies... We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis... Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!! Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!" [FReeper Throng] How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!! To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown... Do ya hear me now?! Yer just bin Laden's 'HO!!!
Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns... On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...TriX fer you. Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good... Real Men wouldn't let Ol' "Butch" Reno take yer...licks fer you!! You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat... Then you Sold all our Nukes to them Chinese cats... Ain't it hard...when you discover that... You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!! Tell me, Slick, what'cha want fer yer last me-e-e-e-eal?!! HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel... Willie, yer on yer own...in the JusticeZone!! Yep...by complete unknowns...RATZ, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
Ahhh...Wake Up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites... They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!! Showerin' Slick with precious gifts... Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS... They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused... At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing" views... Come to me, Slick, kneel down...let's make some News!! Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!" Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reve-e-e-eal! HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!! To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!! Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!
Screw 'em...they're ObamaGeeks...BOAC!!** Lib'rals just don't know what's Right!! NooYawkSlimes' a faithless rag fer Tyranny... Man, we gotta win this fight!! Barack loves the USSR!! You don't know how Marxist RATZ are, boy... RATZ love the USSR...yeah!!
Seen Barry too much...folks, we can't stand RATZ Fate... Gee, RATZ invading our homes!! Leftists thrive on sorrow...RATZ inflaming race!! Lib'rals love their Marxist tomes!! Barack loves the USSR!! You don't know how Marxist RATZ are, boy... Right loves the US... RATZ loathe the US... RATZ LOVE the USSR!!
Well, Dem lib'ral gals really knock me out... They live some whacky lives!! MUDZ rockstar life makes Left whine and pout... RAT-Networks're always sellin' lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie- LIES!!! Oh, come on...
(BigMan freakin' it on guitar)
(Hoo Hey Hoo, hey, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Barack loves the USSR!! You don't know how Marxist RATZ are, boys... RATZ love the USSR!!
Well, Dem lib'ral gals really knock me out... They live some whacky lives!! MUDZ "rockstar life" makes Left whine and pout... RAT-Networks're always sellin' lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie- lie- LIES!!!
Folks, Right needs yer help so prepare...we'll punch Statists in the mouth!! Help US to raise the alarm... Let me hear all good patriots singing out... Come and hear Rush Limbaugh's charm!! Barack loves the USSR!! Hey, you don't know how Marxist RATZ are, boy... RATZ love the USSR!! Folks, Lib'rals are too funny!!
"Black is Back!!" (To be sung to Los Bravos' "Black Is Black")
Black is back... We want our Nation back. We say, "Let's pray... Guv'ment, go away!!" Oh-oh, what can we do?? 'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
If RATZ have their way, Freedoms stripped away. Big Guv'ment's not Right... Reject the Network spin-in-in... Oh-oh, what can we do?!! 'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
[We] gotta choose... Freedom's much to lose!! Marxists are wrong... Why would we give up liberty?! What did Right do wrong?!
Bad is bad, Dem Marxists are so sad. Let's fight fer Right... Let us find peace of mind. Oh oh. what can I do?! 'Cuz I-I-I-I-I, I'm feelin' blue.
[We] gotta choose... Freedom's much to lose!! Marxists are wrong... Why would we give up liberty?! What did Right do wrong?!
Black is back... I want my Nation back. It's gray, it's gray, More taxes ain't The Way!! Oh-oh, what can we do?! Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes... Guess I-I-I-I-I, I'll sing my tunes...
"Devolution!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Revolution")
Aaarrrggghhh!! RATZ say they want a revolution... Well, you know... We all want to change the world!! Truth is we need a Devolution... 'Cuz you know... Freedom's gonna save the world. But Left is all about destruction.... RATZ should know we'll fight Guv'ment Power!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right... We're Right...Far Right!!
Folks, Liberty's the real solution... Guv'ment blows... Devolvin' Power is the plan!! RATZ beggin' fer tax contributions... Left must know... We're givin' all we can!! If you want money fer Marxists with minds that hate... Socialist minions, irrelevancy's yer fate!! Still, you know we're gonna be all right... We're Right...Far Right!!
(guitar jammin')
Left wants to burn the Constitution!! Well, you know... Barry's Marxist ways are dead!! RATZ wanna kill our institutions... Still, we know... Our precious freedoms sosh'lists dread. But if you go carrying pictures of BarryO... Yer just a RAT loser, that's what good patriots know!! Folks, you know we're gonna be all right... We're Right...Far Right!!
Is Life getting better? Why do RATZ still lay blame? Barry make it easier on you now? RATZ need someone to blame!! MUD says...
Left's SCUM...let's fight!! When we're all free...we'll be all Right!! One world...we've got to share it... Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!
Lib'rals disappoint you? Left leave a bad taste in your mouth? RATZ act like they've never worked hard... So Left wants mine to go without!! RATZ, it's...
Too late...We're Right!! Rush'll drag RATZ past out into the light!! Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame... We Gotta Bury Dem Marxists!! Bury Dem Marxists!! Muuud...
(BigMan on guitar...)
Have EWE come here fer fergiveness? Have RATZ learned they're IDIOTS?!! Lord Obama's playin' Jesus... Yer just minions 2 that T'WIT!!
Does MUD ask too much? More than you got? RATZ owe US something... Barry's smokin' pot!! Left's DONE...RATZ're awful lame!! We're free... Yer MUDZ brothers... We can do it, my friends... MUD says...
TRUTH is our template... TRUTH's the higher law!! Left is the Devil... God's the higher law!!
RATZ tax US fer spendin'... But then Left makes US crawl... Nation can't keep holding on... Big Guv'ment ROTS!! Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!
One song...Left's WRONG!! We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz We're Good!! Must fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!! Sisters...Brothers... We're Right...RATZ're awful lame!! We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!! Bury Dem Marxists!!
"FReepers!!" (To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Free Bird")
RATZ will steal, beg, or borrow... To defend JOEZ Tyranny!! But JOE must be travellin' on now... 'Cuz his Treason threatens our Liberty!! If we condoned State Corruption... Country wouldn't be the same!! Righteous must retake control, now... DeeCeeSwamp, we shall then DRAIN...oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ohhhh... Next, DemRATZ shall feel our ra-a-a-age... Marxists, bow yer heads in sha-a-a-a-a-ame... Lord knows, World's gonna cha-a-a-ange....
[Guitar weepin']
Realize, Biden, you'll go to prison...yeah, yeah... You're just a Tyrant, you can't change!! Oh, please don't act like the Victim... 'Cuz Lord knows you're to blame. JOE, if we condoned your crimes, boy... Nation wouldn't be the same!! So we FRee-eep fer the Truth now... And RATZ World we shall next change... Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhh... Dem Marxists we'll now de-Fame... Fake News Media shall be shamed!!! Lord knows it shall change... Lord, help us, we must cha-a-a-a-a-ange... Folks, we must change... Won't ya join WeThePeople?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!
"Right Side of the Tunes" (To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")
Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President... Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand! Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!
Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small... The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore... But every day, they enable Slick still more!
But soon their dam'll break open...many RATZ'll be ruined... While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill. And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew... I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!
EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept! We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"... We'll rearrange Dem Marxists' brains!! We'll storm the doors...RATZ got no files on me! Clinton shall die in chains...he shan't go free!!!
So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears... You sing out but no one seems to hear! Those DemocRATZ promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins! Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...
[Eclipse]
Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease... It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels... She was in love...while Bill masturbates... Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!
To all ewe RATZ...it ain't a big deal... All DemRATZ lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!
Left can't create...RATZ just destroy... Socialist fools...they'll learn someday. Dem Marxist Elites...are totally Effete! Come join the Right...we're winning this fight! We'll Devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE!! All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true! The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...
Mudboy Slim
"Wonderful things are about to happen..." (2001: A Space Odyssey)
1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim