Title: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiendz..." Source:
Black XVI URL Source:https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/849830/posts Published:Oct 18, 2021 Author:Mudboy Slim Post Date:2021-10-18 10:24:42 by Mudboy Slim Keywords:None Views:351314 Comments:4422
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced outta Power? How many Lives must Dem Socialists kill, before RATZ are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralismz DEAD!!! The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATZ Spin!!
How many Fears must the Networks create before RATZ're quashed by the FRee? How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy- keen?!! How many times can RATZ Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATZ pigs, The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see RATZ LIE? How many victims must Sosh'lists have before Dem Rapists hear OUR cries? How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Bureaucracies are VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst RATZ Spin... The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down BIDEN. (gettin' outta the UN?!)
"The FReeper!!" (To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "The Creeper")
Ohhh...listen to MUDZ story...
Right is gettin' stronger, Nation... Time Big Guv'ment's gone!! Lib'rals don't know the difference no mo'... Between--ahhh--Right and Wrong!! Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... When the FReeper sings his songs!! Strike out fer yer FReedoms, ladies... Ahhh...Righteous're strong!! I say we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Loh-oh-ord...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
We're strong...We're bright...Loathe RATZ...We'll win!! Right's out fer Justice...I'm Mudboy Slim!! The road RATZ walk is dark and dim... Don't let Marxists lead you towards Left's sin!! They'll cut a whole baby... Mods'll stab you in the back... Reject all those DemocRATZ!! Truth's more trouble than Left thinks... We know Donald, he won't blink!! Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs...yeah!!
Oh, we're gonna getcha, Nation...
(Powerful guitar jammin')
Ohh...RATZ're enemies of yer Liberty... Killin' people every day... Ahh...soldiers out to catch them Traitors... Freedom's here to stay!! I say, "Right gonna stand and fight the fight... When the FReepers sing their songs!!" Watch out fer Slim's CD, baby... MUDZ patriot songs!!
Say, we're gonna be both Bold and Right... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReepers sing their songs!! Yeah!! Said we're gonna stand and fight The Fight... Oh-oh-ohhh...when the FReeper sings his songs!! Yeah!!
#664. To: BrerRabbit, Crystalk, sneakypete, languid, AuntB, goldilucky, r-u-n-n o-f-t, buckeroo, war (#662)
"FReep All The World!!" (To be sung to Van Halen's "Beautiful Girls")
RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'... We ain't jokin', we're just thinkin' 'bout doin' Right!! We're savin' the world, oh yeah!! We're gonna make righteous stands... Ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band and WHOA!! ha ha... We're whuppin' Dem Lib'rals...ah yeah!! Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny...and Dem Leftists, RATZ are SCUMMY!! RATZ yearn fer Guv'ment Power... Treas'nous John Kerry LOATHES yer Liberty... Fight fer Right...put foolish down!!
Liberated those Iraqis...gonna FReep 'til Terror's vanquished!! Please accompany me...'til Right wins 'cross the Earth...ah yeah!! Yeah...Marxism's dead!!
Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!! The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Woo, come here, Lib'rals. Come here, come here, come here...
Folks, Right likes fun in the sun, yet we're armed with guns... And I know you know Right's takin' righteous stands!! (Righteous stands!!) Big Guv'ment's fer slaves...taxes, we pay and we pay!! The RightWing's FReepin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment, ha-ha-ha!! (Join our stand!!)
Love to FReep 'cuz it's funny to see Lib'rals oh so scummy... RATZ yearn fer Guv'ment Power!! Slick's treason 'gainst the FRee threatens Liberty... Crimes're more than foolin' 'round!!
Here Right stands with our banners unfurled...YO!! The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Oh, FReep this way, y'all!!
(Guitar Solo)
Git down...right here...Ooh la la!! Help Right DEVOLVE POWER!!
RightWing's a FReedom-fightin'...we ain't jokin', Just a'thinkin' 'bout our Rights!! Right's savin' the world!! (Savin' the world!!) Ol' Mudboy Slim's gotta band...we're takin' some Righteous stands!! The Right FRee-ee-eeps fer the Fate of the World!! (Fate of the World!!) Oh yeah!!
Here Right stands...with our banners unfurled...YO!! The Right FReeps fer the Fate of the World... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!!
Whoa! I ain't lyin' to ya...FReedom's all Right needs!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Git yourself on down... Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Woo! Come here, Lib'rals!! Come here!! Woo!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! What's your name, Lib'ral? What's your--hey! Hey, where ya goin'?! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Hey! Hey, hey! Wait a minute, wait a min... Oh! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Left's scumbags...we'll FReep 'em! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! We'll do without 'em...YO!!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! Ah yeah...FReep all the World!! (smooch)
#666. To: All ObamaBOTZ, Sweetjustusnow, packrat1145, Inspector Harry Callahan, putupon, xyz123, r-u-n-n o-f-t, Landru, jla, palo verde, TLBSHOW, byeltsin (#664)
"Obama Doesn't Know!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Tomorrow Never Knows")
Focus yer mind, relax and vote RightWing!! Camelot's dying...Camelot's dying!! Rise up in thought...remember LeftWing's void... RightWing's rising...Reagan's rising!!
Briefers must see the meaning of Levine... GreatOne's teachin'...Mark is teaching!!
(reprise)
We love Limbaugh and Rush is everywhere... Truth is flowing...Truth is flowing!!
RATZ ignorance and waste, they shame themselves!! RightWing's Briefing...righteous are leading!! Folks, wake up from yer stupor, from yer dreams... RATZ are not living, welfare ain't living!!
Right plays the game "Resistance"...Right Shall Win!! We're just beginning...Black's just beginning. Righteous are winning. RightWing is Winning!!
Check this out, sw, apparently it's communicable...
"Big Bad Jawn!!" (To be sung to the tune of "Big Bad John" by Jimmy Dean)
(Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Ev'ry mornin' on the Hill you can see him arrive A grizzled, white-haired man, about seventy-five Kinda slump'd at the shoulders and feeble at the hip But all them RINOs knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Jawn. (Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Everybody knows where Jawn calls home A big, marble palace called the Capitol Dome He went from Committee Chair to the RINO head And if you thought to ever cross him, youd end up dead - Big Jawn!!
Some say he got rich on Liz Taylor's cash And landed in the Senate after Obenshain's plane crash With 50 per cent against his DemocRAT foe Was all he needed to grab his power-hungry hold - that Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Then came the day; it was "Farris versus Beyer" Mike needed help to douse the LeftWing's lyin'... Christians were prayin' and hearts beat fast Still, the RightWing smelled Victory at last-'cept Jawn.
Through the haze and the smoke of that election-year hell Came Jawn's Deal with the Devil that Conservatives knew well... RINO Jawn trashed his brethren and made the RightWing groan, And Radical Mike stood all alone thanks to Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
And in 94 it was Ollie North against Robb Then Big Jawn decree'd, "Hey, Chuckies my BackRubBud!" And Medyuh Whored scrambled from Left's would-be grave To do their duty, ChuckiesCheeks to save...fer Big Jawn.
With lies and Lib'rals, Jawn tore Ollie down And ran a third candidate that Big Jawn found As the dust finally settled from that awful fight Jawn was the TV hero that election night - Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
The VA Right barely recovered from that cowardly s*** The GOP wants to build a statue in honor of it And in Two Thousand and Two theres one plan And thats to insure no one run against this awful man Big Jawn. (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
FADE (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Entirely conceived and written by my good FRiend, Sultan88!!!
"Federal Pen" (2 B sung 2 the tune of "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)
Oh Justice, Won't You put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen? He's done some evil things And won't make amends. Worked hard all his lifetime A-Cheatin' his friends. So, Justice, Won't you put Slick In a Fed-er-al Pen?
Oh Justice, Won't you punish him For his TYR-AN-NY? The ChiComs bought him With a lot of mon-ey. We'll wait for Indictments Each day until three. So, Justice Won't you punish Willie For his TYR-AN-NY?
Oh, Justice, Remember Foster And Ole Ron Brown? I'm countin' (with Alamo-Girl) The people "in the ground." Prove that you Love Truth And bring this guy down! Oh Justice, Remember Juanita And Ole Ron Brown!
EVERYBODY NOW... (FReeperGal Chorus jumps in...)
Oh Justice, Please put the LIAR In a Fed-er-al Pen. He was an obstructionist And never made amends. So, Justice, Please put Scumbag In a Fed-er-al Pen!!
170 posted on 01/03/2002 6:56 AM EST by sultan88
Conceived and Written by the Late, Great Sultan88...MUD
"If I Were the President..." (To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter")
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation... Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!** Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!! If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me? Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
[To Slick Willie hisself] SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!! Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!! If I sang across this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?! I'm tellin' ya, Willie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!" I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?! We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATZ...SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!! If I were the Governor...and you were a lady... Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
If I were the President, and you were my Jewel... Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)** Won'tcha love me, lady?!
"Justa Criminal!!" (To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")
Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!! Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!! Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!! MUDZ only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f] Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!! Folks gave you everything you ever wanted... Death really what you wanted?!! Women who love you, you hurt the most... You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!! The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!! Willie...yer nowhere!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!
Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!! Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!! Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!! Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Deplorable!!
Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress... While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!! Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower... SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!
Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!
[To SlickMUDZbi+c#, personally, again] Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires... Danger's the drug that takes you higher!! Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire... Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!! Between the forces of Love and Trust... RATZ'll be trampled...underfoot!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules... Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!! Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh..."BIDENZ...Justa Criminal!!"
Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)
Updated...MUD
487 posted on 02/09/2002 2:49 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"The Right Must Drive Dem Marxists Out!!" (To be sung to the Band's "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down")
Mudboy Slim is my name and I FReeped with that DeeCee gang... 'Til ModSquad's zealotry reigned and told us our rants caused shame. Now I'm singin' with Goldi-Lox, sure we're orn'ry but freedom rocks!! My guns ain't spent...Richmond's so swell... It's our time 'cuz November's Marxists' Hell!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...WeThePeople are crucial. We sang...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
RATZ seem to fight 'gainst liberty...what have they against bein' free?! Dubyuh, Slick's a freak...why won't you join our FReep? Now I know why freedom's good...sheeple shall care that Dem Lib'rals are fools... We got what we need...our nation's best... But Fed's big spending ain't passing the righteous test!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...WeThePeople are crucial. We'll sing...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
Like forefather's before ye, we shall make our stand!! Despite Dem lib'rals who bore me, I sing fer rebel bands!! Taxes're just obscene...Power's insane... Damn Dem traitors...Stand and Be Brave!! I swear by God, I shall always freep... Right must raise a Cain...rise up!! Ain't no time to sleep!!
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...WeThePeople are crucial. We'll sing...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...
The Right must fight Big Guv'ment's power...and to hell with Lib'rals!! The Right must show we'll devolve power...WeThePeople are crucial. We'll sing...la la la la la la...la la la la la la la la lahh...