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International News Title: "Coffee Mug 'Canceled' For Promoting Domestic Violence"... & Other Absurdities Are you ready for this weeks absurdity? Heres our Friday roll-up of the most ridiculous stories from around the world that are threats to your liberty, risks to your prosperity
and on occasion, inspiring poetic justice. File this one away under No sh*t, Sherlock
In a yet-to-be aired interview with Axios HBO, Mark Zuckerberg states the obvious that, come election night in the Land of the Free, there most likely wont be a winner declared because it will take days, if not weeks, to count all the mail-in ballots. Moreover, says Zuckerberg, there is a heightened risk of civil unrest especially between the end of voting and the time the results are announced. (And to be even more obvious, depending on who wins the Presidency, we believe the resulting civil unrest will make all the rioting weve seen so far in 2020 look like a picnic in the park
but thats another story.) There may be no other large corporation thats more woke than Disney. The media giant has changed everything its shows, movies, rides, and attractions, to conform to the Twitter mob. Disney has now opted to remove the song Zip-a-dee-doo-dah from its Disneyland theme park. Zip-a-dee-doo-dah was released as part of Disneys 1946 film Song of the South
and as you can probably imagine, Song of the South didnt handle the issue of race as delicately as it would be treated today. (I mean, the movie title has the word south in it, so it is automatically offensive to the Twitter mob.) OK great. So the movie offends the Twitter mob. But Disney is cancelling a SONG that was part of the movies original soundtrack. WHY? According to Disneys official response, The removal of the song from Downtown Disneys background music is part of a continuous process to deliver an environment that features stories that are relevant and inclusive. What exactly are the lyrics of Zip-a-dee-doo-dah that make it so inflammatory? My oh my what a wonderful day / plenty of sunshine headin my way. Rage! Fury! Click here to read the full story. Finally, the real source of domestic violence has been identified and eradicated. The Twitter mob successfully secured the removal of a coffee mug from the British grocery chain, Sainsburys. The mug featured a quote from the classic childrens book Matilda by Roald Dahl. The mug said, A brilliant idea hit her. After multiple Twitter-mobsters took note of the mug, the leader of a womens group also got in on the action. They claimed that the mug promoted domestic violence against women, because it could be read, A brilliant idea: hit her. The grocery store apologized, and removed the mug. Well done ladies! (But not in the cooked meat sense of the term.) Click here to read the full story. An Australian University is developing a technology that can identify misogynist and sexist Tweets. Currently, Tweets have to be reported before they are deleted, which the team sees as a problem. This technology will make it easier to censor the Tweets automatically or at least send the Twitter mob after fresh victims. Think of this as a way to automate the thought police, so that no stone goes unturned in identifying microaggressions. And in the future, it can be expanded to any woke principles that the Twitter mob sees fit. Of course, the algorithm is only partially accurate. So the misidentified will just have to take one for the team. Click here to read the full story. For driving 9 km/h over the speed limit (about 5 mph) Germany usually issues a 20 ticket. But when the automatic traffic cameras flashed to take a picture of the minor infraction, one man decided to flip it the bird. The picture of him with his middle finger up made it to the German authorities. And they decided to fine him 1,500 ($1,775) instead, for the crime of being offensive. He also had his license revoked for a month. But at least he wasnt caught walking his dog for only 59 minutes per day otherwise the penalties would have been even more severe! Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread |
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