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Title: Joe Biden announces “You Ain’t Black Enough” CRACKERS as fundraiser for his campaign
Source: Natural News
URL Source: https://www.naturalnews.com/2020-05 ... nough-crackers-fundraiser.html
Published: May 24, 2020
Author: Mike Adams
Post Date: 2020-05-24 20:01:22 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 818
Comments: 3

Introducing “You Ain’t Black Enough” CRACKERS, part of the innovative Joe Biden re-election campaign that hopes to help Americans aspire to greatness by telling them how inferior they are.

“You Ain’t Black Enough” crackers are made out of white flour, white salt, white pride and dementia, manufactured and packaged in Whitesplains, Virginia by the Joe Biden cracker family.

Each of the hand-crafted crackers is emblazoned with the likeness of Joe Biden’s face, grinning ear to ear as if he just finished fondling a seven-year-old girl.

The crackers are toasted to a slightly off-white hue, but not too black, just as Joe Biden likes them. #YouAintBlack

The “You Ain’t Black Enough” crackers are the first in a series of fundraisers expected to be launched by Joe Biden to try to pander to progressives. Other coming attractions include:

“You Ain’t Lesbian Enough” line of comfortable shoes.

“You Ain’t Woman Enough” slim-fitting blue jeans.

“You Ain’t Gay Enough” hand-crafted leather tool belts.

Some doctors believe Joe Biden may be suffering from “racial tourette syndrome” that causes him to engage in spontaneous outbursts of racially-insensitive remarks, but Biden’s campaign staffers say his mind is perfectly fine and he’s acting in a completely normal fashion for a Democrat.

Listen to my full podcast explaining why Joe Biden just clobbered his own chances of being elected president, and check JoeBiden.news for more hilarious updates: (1 image)

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#1. To: Deckard, Rainbow Push Coalition, race pimps, Community Agitators (#0)

The Trump campaign has the best race pimps in the business, The Rainbow Push Coalition.

Donnell, Jessie, Al, Q & James Brown



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Hondo68  posted on  2020-05-24   20:39:43 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Hondo68 (#1)

Likes James Brown's music. Do not like Jessee, or Al.

Who is the clown between Al & James ?

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Stoner  posted on  2020-05-25   16:23:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Stoner (#2) (Edited)

Who is the clown between Al & James ?

Q, trust the plan?

I don't trust any of them.



Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values

Hondo68  posted on  2020-05-25   16:48:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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