Youve heard of Tea Party candidates. They are sometimes one and the same with Birther candidates, but it is less embarrassing to call themselves Tea Party candidates than Birther candidates. Well, now we have a ticket for state-wide office that simply cant be beat and must be called The California Birther Ticket.
For Governor: Charles Edward Lincoln, III
For Lieutenant Governor: Lucas Daniel Smith
For Secretary of State (or Attorney General): Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq.
I didnt know they were all speaking to each other. Well, thats nice. No hard feelings.
Orly Taitz has been threatening to run for public office. This week she visited 1700 East Garry Street to find out the requirements for running for California Secretary of State or Attorney General. Thinking it was the office of the California Secretary of State or the Orange County Registrar of Voters, perhaps, she visited the Elections Committee of the County of Orange.
I decided to check out possibility of running and called Orange County elections office. nobody answered. I left two messages, nobody called back. I drove to the office at the 1700 E Garry Str, ste 231, Santa Ana CA. The office is locked, no schedule of working hours.
I wonder: if one wants to run for office, how does one register, picks up forms, how does one communicate?
The person in charge of elections is Democrat Debra Bowen, whom I sued twice for not checking the credentials of the candidates, specifically Obamas credentials.
I am very busy, can one of my supporters reach her office and let her know, that I am considering running and would like to get necessary forms, but the elections office is locked and nobody answers the phone and nobody returns phone calls.
OC Weekly, her hometown newspaper, laughs and laughs:
This is hilarious. Why?
Well, theres no government office at 1700 E. Garry Street in Santa Ana. Whats there, though, is the Elections Committee of the County of Orange. Otherwise known as ECCO. Otherwise known as one of the oldest LGBT political advocacy groups in Orange County.
Dr. Taitz is many thingsdentist, lawyer, mother, activist, karate masterbut there is one thing she is not: a gay-rights activist.
To put a fine point on it, this is a woman seeking public office, who cant even find the proper office to pick up the necessary forms, in the place where she lives. But! At least she lives there.
Lucas Smith, while knowing the exact filing fees to the penny, doesnt seem to know that he and his friend CEL3 are supposed to have to have lived five years in the State of California to run for Governor or Lieutenant Governor, according to the California Constitution. But there is a conflict with the US Constitution, so they may be okay. And if theyre not, just think of all the lawsuits they could file in the years to come against a nearly bankrupt state.
CALIFORNIA, here we come!
Charles Edward Lincoln III is planning to run for Governor of California (2010).
I, Lucas Daniel Smith, am planning to run for Lieutenant Governor of California.
As Governor of California Charles Edward Lincoln III will challenge Barack Obamas eligibility to hold Office of President of the United States of America. Charles Lincoln and myself will demand that Barack Obama provide the people of this country will a certified copy of original birth record. We will exhaust all remedies and powers that are afforded to the Governor of California in regards to challenging Barack Obamas eligibility to hold Office of President of the United States of America.
Opportunity is upon us. I dont know how to ask this in any other fashion other than to just ask in plain, straight to? the point, English. Charles Lincoln and I (Lucas Smith) need financial contributions to run for the said Offices in California.
First are the filing fees for candidates.
California Governor (2010) is $3,479.74.
California Lieutenant Governor (2010) is $2,609.80.
Lucas Smith assures us:
InspectorSmith
Every dollar will be accounted for. All financial contributions received which surpass the filing? fees will be accounted for down to the 100th of a dollar. A comprehensive record of all financial contributions received will be posted online as well as all expenditures drawn from these funds.
No dollar will be left unaccounted for.
I am whipping out my checkbook this red hot minute. Come on. If you cant trust Lucas Smith, who can you trust? This is just a stop on the road, though, for Lucas. He plans to run for President in 2016.
Heh. I dont even believe these jokers. Theyre just trying to take the spotlight away from Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. and con a few Birfers out of a few bucks.
By the way, Spencer Kornhaber tweeted:
Orly Taitzs website destoyed my computer. Talk about Obummer.
Its not for nothing I am no longer linking to her web site.