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Title: Ilhan Omar Withdraws Support From Bill To Save The Earth After Learning That’s Where Israel Is
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Babylonian Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-o ... learning-thats-where-israel-is
Published: Mar 6, 2020
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2020-03-06 10:55:41 by IbJensen
Keywords: None
Views: 4921
Comments: 3
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal hit a snag when it lost the support of another freshman representative, Ilhan Omar. Omar had been an enthusiastic supporter of the Green New Deal and wanted to save the earth, but then she noticed something very disturbing when looking at a map of the earth: Earth is the planet on which Israel resides. “You’ve been hypnotized by the Jews!” Omar accused a surprised Ocasio-Cortez. Omar then ripped up a copy of the Green New Deal. “This is just a plot to help Israel keep existing! Did AIPAC pay you off?” Ocasio-Cortez was very apologetic, saying she hadn’t considered how her plan would affect Israel. She then vowed to change her plan so it might save the whole planet except where Israel resides. “This is, like, a learning process,” Ocasio-Cortez later told reporters. “When I made the Green New Deal, I thought weather like storms and earthquakes were all caused by climate change, but now I’ve learned from Representative Omar that lots of that is actually from Jewish-controlled weather machines. So for the next version of the Green New Deal we will have to keep that in mind.”
Poster Comment: Illhand wears a headdress as she is so busy she hasn't had time to wash her hair. It's stiff and stinky. Also the public hasn't seen her latest baby whose father is her brother. Rumor has it that the tot has more than one head.
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#1. To: IbJensen (#0)
ROFLMAO !!!! This "thing" is so dumb, does it have an aide to remind it when to breath ????
Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." (Will Rogers) "No one ever rescues an old dog. They lay in a cage until they die. PLEASE save one. None of us wants to die cold and alone... --Dennis Olson " People that say money can't buy you happiness, have never paid an adoption fee
Not to worry! The Sandernistas will ride Bernie's bony, old ass into the White Hut and...voila! Baby bastard will get free care for the rest of his unnatural life.
Liberals are like Slinkys. They're good for nothing, but somehow they bring a smile to your face as you shove them down the stairs.
" Illhand wears a headdress as she is so busy she hasn't had time to wash her hair. It's stiff and stinky. Also the public hasn't seen her latest baby whose father is her brother. Rumor has it that the tot has more than one head. "
#2. To: IbJensen (#0)
Also the public hasn't seen her latest baby whose father is her brother.
#3. To: Stoner (#1)
does it have an aide to remind it when to breath ????
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