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Title: In Major Gaffe, Bernie Sanders Forgets Words To Communist Manifesto
Source: Babylonian Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/in-majo ... s-words-to-communist-manifesto
Published: Mar 6, 2020
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2020-03-06 10:47:37 by IbJensen
Keywords: None
Views: 346
Comments: 2

SAINT PAUL, MN—This year’s Democratic primary campaign has been filled with gaffes by the candidates, but Monday may have brought the worst one of all, as Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders tried to quote the Communist Manifesto and forgot the words.

During a campaign rally in Saint Paul, Sanders attempted to quote the document treasured by his followers, written by Karl Marx in praise of the glories of communism. Sanders raised his fist on high and called out, “Workers of the world, well, you know the thing!” A flustered Sanders tried to regain his composure but simply continued stuttering and stammering as his speech descended into nonsense, or at least more nonsense than usual. "The proletarians have nothing to lose but their, you know, the thing -- their three houses, maybe? The thing!"

“It was shocking,” one Sanders supporter told sources. “I thought Bernie was going to be the next Joseph Stalin or Fidel Castro. But he can’t even quote our most cherished document? Big yikes, bro.”

At publishing time, Sanders supporters were using their capitalism-produced smartphones to look up the part in the Communist Manifesto that talks about student loan forgiveness.


Poster Comment:

Vote for Bernie so America will be made vastly different. Toilet paper? Who needs it when we've got the Sears Roebuck catalogue? Wait. There isn't a Sears cataloge anymore? (1 image)

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#1. To: IbJensen (#0)

" Toilet paper? Who needs it when we've got the Sears Roebuck catalogue? Wait. There isn't a Sears cataloge anymore? "

Phonebooks ?

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Stoner  posted on  2020-03-07   9:15:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Stoner (#1)

Dollar Bills.

There will be plenty of them floating around,and they will be worth less than toilet paper.

In the entire history of the world,the only nations that had to build walls to keep their own citizens from leaving were those with leftist governments.

sneakypete  posted on  2020-03-07   12:44:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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