1. Have someone else write it for you.
2. Set up a PAC.
3. Use PAC $ to buy thousands of copies of your own book.
4. Send copies to those rubes who donated the PAC $ you used to buy your own books.
5. Get other rubes to donate to your PAC so they can pay for more books you buy yourself with your PAC $.
6. Earn royalties off your PAC $.
7. Explain it all some fine day, once they figure out what a scam this must be, to the FEC.
