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Title: House Dems Unveil Surefire Plan To Get Trump Reelected
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Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/house-d ... e-trump-will-win-2020-election
Published: Dec 10, 2019
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2019-12-12 13:51:56 by nolu chan
Keywords: None
Views: 1838
Comments: 10
House Dems Unveil Surefire Plan To Get Trump Reelected December 10th, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Democrats today announced a new plan to ensure Trump wins the White House again in 2020. "We hereby unveil these articles of impeachment, which clearly lay out the undeniable fact that we will not win the White House back next year," said Rep. Jerry Nadler. "We have found Trump guilty of absolutely nothing, but we already started this whole process and it would look bad to back out now, so here we are." "I declare here and now that Trump will be in the White House for at least another four years." Some questioned if this was the best strategy, but Democrats pointed out that with four more years of Trump, they will be able to generate far more outrage than if they took back the White House. "It's a lot more fun to be extremists and scream at the sky for years and years instead of proposing policies that most Americans support and actually win elections."
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#1. To: nolu chan (#0)
At Duckduckgo, the #3 search result for "scream at the sky" is: The same woman is also #1 and #4, minus the chyron graphics. She has achieved infamy.
https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2017/11/08/scream-at-the-sky-event-planned-for-wednesday-night/ By Chelsea Wade DALLAS (CBSDFW.COM) – There’s an event Wednesday night, and we kid you not, called “Scream Helplessly at the Sky on the Anniversary of the Election.” People across the country who are frustrated with President Donald Trump plan to literally scream it out. Thousands of Facebook users have already signed up to attend events on Boston Common in Boston and in Washington Square Park in New York on Nov. 8. Events are also planned in Miami, Philadelphia, Dallas, Austin and in Bellingham, Washington. More than 200 people have said on Facebook that they are interested in attending the event on the Continental Avenue Pedestrian Bridge in downtown Dallas. If you’re interested, it starts at 6:00 p.m. I suppose that was less expensive, less bothersome, and at least as effective as the ongoing bogus attempt at impeachment. At least the moonbats could get a temporary measure of relief from screaming at the sky until they were too exhausted to go on.
I see you recall that this was a national event. A harbinger of the dark era of Trump descending on the libs like the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. They're so dramatic. Very tiresome.
For tiresome, how about today's impeachment proceedings? It was sort of like Groundhog Day. DO
#6. To: nolu chan (#5)
Their poll ratings are dropping fast. Trump's are picking up in key states like Iowa. The pundits act puzzled over how these purely coincidental events can be happening. I think we're seeing signs already of a major backfire on the Dems over impeachment. Not just the thrust of the matter but just on how bad they look trying to pull it off. It's not pretty. It makes them look quarrelsome and incompetent. And like a bunch of whiny losers who can't let go of their last big defeat.
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest"It's a lot more fun to be extremists and scream at the sky for years and years instead of proposing policies that most Americans support and actually win elections."
#3. To: Tooconservative (#1)
At Duckduckgo, the #3 search result for "scream at the sky" is:
‘Scream At The Sky’ Event Planned 1-Year After Election Of Trump
CBS
November 8, 2017 at 7:31 am
#4. To: nolu chan (#3)
#5. To: Tooconservative (#4)
They're so dramatic. Very tiresome.
Motion to strike the last word.
Bla bla bla.
Bla bla bla.
The Nays have it.
Roll call vote.
The Nays really have it.
The amendment is not adopted.
EXIT if exhausted
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