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Title: Seriously, just a joke
Source: From The Trenches
URL Source: https://fromthetrenchesworldreport. ... just-a-joke/257499#more-257499
Published: Nov 19, 2019
Author: Enemy of the State
Post Date: 2019-11-19 16:36:23 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 166
Comments: 1

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?” 

“Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving, on an average?” the driver asks.

The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”

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#1. To: Deckard (#0)

I would have thought the average donation would have been at least a couple gallons.

Hell, I would kick in about 5 gallons, and several bics

Si vis pacem, para bellum

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"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." (Will Rogers)

"No one ever rescues an old dog. They lay in a cage until they die. PLEASE save one. None of us wants to die cold and alone... --Dennis Olson "

People that say money can't buy you happiness, have never paid an adoption fee

Stoner  posted on  2019-11-19   20:19:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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