LF: ‘How did you kill Jeffrey Epstein?’ Hillary Clinton bursts into laughter over dead body joke… again

Title: ‘How did you kill Jeffrey Epstein?’ Hillary Clinton bursts into laughter over dead body joke… again
Source: Blacklisted News/Russia Today
URL Source: https://www.blacklistednews.com/art ... ghter-over-dead-body-joke.html
Published: Nov 3, 2019
Author: RT
Post Date: 2019-11-04 14:35:59 by Deckard
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“I have to ask you a question that has been plaguing me for a while, how did you kill Jeffrey Epstein?” host Trevor Noah asked on Thursday’s show, getting an outburst of laughter out of Clinton. “You seem to be behind everything nefarious, and yet you do not use [that power] to become president.”

Before she could spill the beans, Noah rolled out his next question, asking what it was like to be the “bogeyman of the right” and the subject of countless internet conspiracy theories.

“Well, it’s a constant surprise to me … because the things they say – and now, of course, it’s on steroids with being online – are so ridiculous, beyond any imagination that I could have,” Clinton said.

They are so persistent in putting forth these crazy ideas and theories. Honestly, I don’t know what I ever did to get them so upset.

The more conspiracy-minded corners of Twitter were quick to give Clinton some ideas, however, with many skeptical commenters rushing to posit her role in Epstein’s death and other shadowy plots.

A number of theories centered on the Clinton family have emerged after the financier’s demise, intensified by reports that he was a personal friend to Bill Clinton. Epstein was found dead in his Manhattan jail cell in August, where he awaited trial on sex trafficking charges. While officials ruled the death a suicide, pathologist Michael Baden questioned that conclusion earlier this week, suggesting Epstein’s autopsy results more closely resembled a murder.

Still, somebody should check on him.Some netizens mused that the Clinton conspiracy had compromised the Daily Show host as well, or even put his life in danger, even though Noah “1000% ... asked her permission to ask [the Epstein question] beforehand.”

Clinton’s hysterical laughter over a dead body at the Daily Show was not her debut in the world of comedy. While still in office in 2011, she told reporters a gut-buster about the brutal roadside execution of Libyan leader Mummar Gaddafi after a US-led bombing campaign ousted him from power, cackling:

We came, we saw, he died!

With Libya still a smoldering ruin plagued by violence some eight years after Gaddafi’s overthrow, the joke has not aged well, and might help explain what’s gotten Clinton’s critics so “upset.”

In another hilarious wisecrack during a 2010 State Department meeting on whistleblowing, Clinton allegedly asked department colleagues “Can’t we just drone this guy?” referring to Julian Assange, co-founder of anti-secrecy organization WikiLeaks, which has published thousands of classified government documents. Though Clinton says she doesn’t remember the comment, she insisted “It would have been a joke, if it had been said.”

Notwithstanding another presidential run, perhaps a career in stand-up comedy is in the wings for the former secretary of state.

You really gotta watch this video. Count how many times she denied doing any of it. (First video). Listen to the audience, Chelsea's nervous fake laughter. Totally scripted.

Noah “1000% ... asked her permission to ask [the Epstein question] beforehand.”

For someone as powerful as the Clinton's, we really should take a very realistic perspective of how it would work.

Rule #1: Clinton would have zero direct connection to the murders. She's not going to go into as shady part of town looking to hire some back ally hit man. That would be so stupid as the hitman could then implicate her in the murder. So she can't do that.

So the way it would work, Clinton would hire, say a gardener at her house and pay him some $1 million per year to grow tomatoes. Every once in a while she goes out to talk to him to see how tomatoes are growing. He asks how things are going and Clinton says things are going well, except for this one person who's getting on her nerves and identifies the person. But she shrugs and says, that's life in the political fast lane and returns to conversing about tomatoes, then leaves.

The gardener then goes and makes the arrangements via some extensive tentacles and the person ends up dead. At no point does Clinton expressly request the person be killed so she cannot be implicated even if the gardener decided to squeal.

So yes, Clinton has no knowledge of how it was done and never so much as expressed any desire for the murder to anyone whatsoever. She's clean as a whistle.