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Title: New Law Requires You To Listen To Greta Thunberg Lecture Before Purchasing Gasoline
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The Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law ... e-before-filling-up-their-cars
Published: Oct 7, 2019
Author: The Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2019-10-18 12:56:16 by Deckard
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Views: 424
Comments: 2
U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline. Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful fossil fuels. "We want to make sure drivers are informed," said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. "So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work." Once the driver has listened to Thunberg's entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, "How dare you!" over and over again. The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.
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#1. To: Deckard (#0)
California Governor Gavin Newsom, and the legislators that passed that should get mugged out on the street, and get thumped up real good !!!! I would just wear ear plugs and not listen to it. Maybe somebody will take a hammer to the screen !! Glad I don't live there !!!!!
Si vis pacem, para bellum Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." (Will Rogers) "No one ever rescues an old dog. They lay in a cage until they die. PLEASE save one. None of us wants to die cold and alone... --Dennis Olson " People that say money can't buy you happiness, have never paid an adoption fee
Is the Babylon Bee a California branch of The Onion?
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