Heres local news coverage about a teenage kid in Hollywood, FL Hut! Hut! Hutted! by armed government workers for popping wheelies on his bicycle. An AGW used his car to ram the kids bike then several AGWs tackled the kid, who was also Tazered several times.
For riding bicycles in an unapproved manner.
In a statement released to the media, a Hollywood AGW spokesman claims the Hut! Hut! Hutting AGWs two-ton vehicle made incidental contact with the kid and his bike and that this contact was accidental.
But how so? The AGW deliberately chased a kid on a bicycle using his AGW SmooVee. Isnt this like accidentally pointing a loaded gun at someone?
Whatever happened to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety? Imagine what would have happened to a citizen who used his car to ram an AGW on a bicycle. It doesnt require much imagination. Incidental or not, the driver would probably have been shot by the AGW and the shooting ruled justifiable for officer safety and the driver charged with multiple felonies.
Keep in mind the Great Crime here that needed to be stomped (or rather, run over). A kid popping wheelies on his bicycle. Kids used to do that all the time once upon a time. Before America went bat guano and empowered armed and dangerous psychopaths to use their vehicles to run them over for such offenses which used to be just kids having fun.
Which theyre not allowed to do anymore.