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Title: College QB arrested, suspended after claiming ‘cocaine’ on his car was bird poop. It was bird poop.
Source: Saturday Down South
URL Source: https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/s ... on-car-was-actually-bird-poop/
Published: Aug 3, 2019
Author: SDS Staff
Post Date: 2019-08-11 09:33:59 by Deckard
Keywords: None
Views: 39426
Comments: 348

Chalk another one up to faulty drug field tests:

Georgia Southern QB Shai Werts has been suspended following an arrest earlier in the week.

Werts was arrested following a traffic stop on Wednesday night in Saluda, South Carolina. According to reports, Werts was originally pulled over for speeding. When the officer attempted to pull him over, however, he kept going and reportedly called 911 to explain that he wasn’t pulling over in a dark area. After reaching town, Werts then pulled over and was arrested for speeding.

The QB was then asked about the white powder on the hood of his car, and he claimed it was bird poop that he tried to clean off at the car wash. The officer tested the powder, and it tested positive for cocaine with two different kits and in two different places on the hood of the car.

“Everything about him and inside his vehicle made him appear as a clean person but the hood of his car was out of place,” the police report states.

Werts denied any knowledge of the origin of the cocaine. The officer wrote that the powder appeared to have been “thrown on the vehicle and had been attempted to be washed off by the windshield wipers, and wiper fluid as there was white powder substance around the areas of the wiper fluid dispensary.”

In addition to speeding, he was charged with a misdemeanor possession of cocaine.

This is all really bad news because Georgia Southern plays LSU Week 1.

Al Eargle, the Deputy Solicitor for the 11th Judicial Circuit which includes Saluda County, told Werts’ attorney, Townes Jones IV, that these kinds of charges would not be pressed on “his watch,” Jones said.

South Carolina Law Enforcement Division (SLED) tests were conducted on the substance samples collected from the hood of Werts’ 2016 Dodge Charger, but the results confirmed that no controlled substance was present in the samples.

“I have not seen (the SLED results) yet,” Eargle said on a phone call Thursday night. “But I was informed that the test did come back and that there was no controlled substance found.”

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#37. To: Gatlin (#34)

I also heard he once went down on a state trooper for a gallon of gas but that could just be an ugly rumor someone here at LP made up.

That is just a line from the movie Natural Born Killers, a near-quote.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-08-12   11:52:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Deckard (#35)

It almost sounds like getting me banned from LF is something that Gatlin and misterwhite have discussed previously.

Gatlin: I say that you are wrong about ever getting Stone to kick TC off this forum.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-08-12   11:55:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Deckard (#35) (Edited)

Yeah good luck with that Parsons.

The phrase “Good Luck” sucks.

I know, this seems petty, but hear me out. “Good luck” is not a religious or emotional statement in any way. It’s something we say to each other to communicate ‘I want the best for you (in this matter).’ But “good luck” is a terrible way to say this. Despite being a common phrase, it’s got a couple of significant problems.

First, “good luck” is a pessimistic phrase. It encourages, as the psychologists say, an external locus of control. In non-psychology-speak, this means the phrase “good luck” encourages us to see events as outside of our control (as opposed to within our control). When we perceive outcomes as outside our control, we don’t work to affect them, leaving us in the passenger seat of our lives.

Second, “good luck” implies, to the person you’re saying it to, that they need luck to succeed. Instead of encouraging or helping them, you’re wishing for the world to conspire in their favor. If you had a friend who was about to compete in a contest, you wouldn’t tell them “I hope the judge is feeling lenient today,” but to say “good luck” is to say the same thing.

Last, “good luck” is a terrible phrase no matter what your religious orientation. If you are a theist, and believe in god, it’s bordering on blasphemous. Why are you appealing to a nonexistent ‘luck’ when it is God who directs the events of the world? If you are an atheist, it’s a meaningless statement because it acknowledges there is no way for you to affect this luck. Either way, you’re out of luck (get it?)

Some obvious religious alternatives to “good luck” include “blessings” and “thoughts and prayers.” But there are some great secular options as well.

  • “You’ll do great.” Instead of merely wishing positive things, this communicates confidence in who you’re talking to. Give a dog a good name, and he’ll live up to it.
  • “I believe in you.” While “you’ll do great” communicates confidence and assurance, “I believe in you” communicates personal faith. Knowing that someone else personally believes in you is an incredibly reassuring feeling.
  • “Best wishes.” If you’re looking for something formal to go in an email, this is a good alternative. “Best wishes” is polite and appropriately formal for email sign- offs or meetings.
  • “Fingers crossed.” This is more of a casual alternative to “Best wishes.”
  • “Hope it goes well.” If you want to stick with the traditional meaning of ‘I want the best,’ you can stick with saying “hope (whatever it is) goes well.” You can also say “Wish you well.”
  • “Don’t fuck it up.” If you’ve got an asshole streak and a charming disposition, this is definitely the funniest option.

Gatlin  posted on  2019-08-12   13:24:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Gatlin (#39)

“Fingers crossed.” This is more of a casual alternative to “Best wishes.”
“Hope it goes well.” If you want to stick with the traditional meaning of ‘I want the best,’ you can stick with saying “hope (whatever it is) goes well.” You can also say “Wish you well.”

These both express doubt in a person's ability to succeed. Which sounds worse than "Good Luck" which you consider to be expressing the thought that only sheer accidental success can happen to the well-wishee.

“Don’t fuck it up.” If you’ve got an asshole streak and a charming disposition, this is definitely the funniest option.

This sounds harsher but is less bad than the first two IMO.

I'd rather have a Good Luck though. Many things in life do happen outside your control. Wishing someone "Good Luck" expresses the hope that good things will happen by chance in their lives rather than bad things happening. Sometimes, it is a matter of luck. The real knack in life is to learn to make your own luck, at least sometimes.

Something like "Don't Worry, Be Happy" is also good. We should all be reminded to take some time for happiness.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-08-12   13:52:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: Gatlin (#39)

Why are you appealing to a nonexistent ‘luck’ when it is God who directs the events of the world?

Eccl. 9:11 I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favor to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.

I sometimes find myself saying "good luck" to the unbeliever...because that's about all they have...time and chance.

watchman  posted on  2019-08-12   14:59:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: watchman (#41)

Thank you for the response and scripture ...

Gatlin  posted on  2019-08-12   17:07:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: watchman (#41)

I sometimes find myself saying "good luck" to the unbeliever...because that's about all they have...time and chance.

Isn't that just some variety of "Good luck on your little path to hell"?

It's not surprising the country is turning atheist. The organized churches seem like smug self-interested morality clubs, often using their tax status to provide entertainment/services to their members at discount, that do very little for anyone but their own. And possibly the larger influence is with the charismatics and healers and other flim-flam people you can see on those awful cable channels. And it is difficult to discern anything that resembles a serious doctrinal view in modern churches. I look at local churches and people I know in them and they all seem to believe most anything they want, even if it opposes the church's offical doctrine. Preachers won't even get close to doctrinal preaching.

So, if you're talking to me, I'd rather not hear any smug "Good luck in hell" talk. It got old a long time ago.

Little wonder that people want nothing to do with religion any more. It's more a rejection of the sales force than Christianity itself.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-08-13   2:53:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: Tooconservative (#43)

Isn't that just some variety of "Good luck on your little path to hell"?

It's not surprising the country is turning atheist.

The organized churches seem like smug self-interested morality clubs...

When I say "good luck" to a person it is said with a most heavy heart.

Your assessment of the church...is true.

With one exception: there IS doctrinal preaching in many churches but it is obviously not helping.

Now, you've told me the symptoms, but can you pinpoint the exact cause? (I can)

And, your feelings about the church's condition...is it anguish for something you love?

watchman  posted on  2019-08-13   6:48:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: watchman (#44)

And, your feelings about the church's condition...is it anguish for something you love?

I don't attend any more. I got tired of the pettiness and some of the preaching I was hearing was clearly wrong in basic understanding of scripture. Bad preaching, rivalry of different factions, lack of interest in simply gathering to amicably worship, ... it just seemed so irrelevant and unfulfilling. I thought about driving farther to find a church but I didn't have any confidence of finding anything better within driving distance. I could tell some real horror stories about the last one I attended. It was a disgrace, nothing godly about it.

Now, you've told me the symptoms, but can you pinpoint the exact cause? (I can)

Let's hear it. Offhand, my guess is you'll offer a prophetic note, the church falling away from sound doctrine as the Second Coming becomes imminent and Christians face persecution before the appearance of the False Prophet and then the Antichrist. Itchy ears, rejecting sound teaching, the takeover over churches and government posts by those who will be the accusers of the brethren during the Tribulation.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-08-13   9:00:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: Tooconservative (#45)

Let's hear it. Offhand, my guess is you'll offer a prophetic note, the church falling away from sound doctrine as the Second Coming becomes imminent and Christians face persecution before the appearance of the False Prophet and then the Antichrist. Itchy ears, rejecting sound teaching, the takeover over churches and government posts by those who will be the accusers of the brethren during the Tribulation.

You are still giving me symptoms!

When I call my brother the doctor* back home and ask about an old classmate who's sick he always says the exact same thing in a hushed voice "I can't talk about it" (never uses the dramatic "YOU KNOW I can't talk about it"). Even so, he knows the exact diagnosis. Why then will he not tell me! Because I'm the guy who just wants to know. The "let's hear it" guy with hardly any skin in the game, unlike the actual patient and the patient's loved ones.

Maybe I feel that way right now, Tooconservative. I do understand your concerns about the church.

*He got the brains, I got the girls, then, he then got the mansion, I got the...drafty frame house in a cow pasture. Talk about rotten luck!

watchman  posted on  2019-08-13   9:40:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: watchman (#46)

*He got the brains, I got the girls, then, he then got the mansion, I got the...drafty frame house in a cow pasture. Talk about rotten luck!

Some might say you got the better deal. Depends on how many cows you got.

Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.

Deckard  posted on  2019-08-13   9:44:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: watchman (#46)

Because I'm the guy who just wants to know. The "let's hear it" guy with hardly any skin in the game, unlike the actual patient and the patient's loved ones.

Well, there are limits to the personal info I'll exchange online with strangers. I would not, for instance, detail the rather outrageous stuff happening at the last church I attended because it could lead other locals to identify the church. And they've already written Ichabod over their own door to any of the locals who might think of attending there. Some pretty scandalous stuff.

Apparently they just couldn't assemble to worship amicably without getting overinvolved in each others' lives or persecuting the few members who actually cared about evangelism, running a good youth group, having sound preaching and an orientation toward scripturally and doctrinally solid preaching.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-08-13   9:54:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: Deckard (#47)

Some might say you got the better deal.

Depends on how many cows you got.

I was just about to say...I still feel kinda sorry for him!

Cattle. They are the measure of wealth in the Bible. That's why AOC and her ilk want to take them away from us (all the while themselves dining on good ole hambugrers)

watchman  posted on  2019-08-13   11:18:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: watchman (#49) (Edited)

Cattle. They are the measure of wealth in the Bible. That's why AOC and her ilk want to take them away from us (all the while themselves dining on good ole hambugrers)

Well, cattle and gold were all the rage a few thousand years ago. Or even a century ago.

You'll notice that almost no rich people are trying to get into ranching and there are no billionaire cattle barons in the modern era. Modern tycoons are more likely to invest money in luxury bomb shelters on old missile bases than to invest that same money into owning land suitable for grazing cattle or to put that money into building dairies to profit off milk production.

Modern dairies supply our milk, we have many sources of protein. Times have changed since the ancient era.

I don't think taking cows away as a means of depriving people of wealth as part of a Satanic conspiracy is the actual motive of AOC and her neo-communist girl gang. They simply lack the imagination and religious background that would be needed to try to impose such a cow-free regime for religious or political reasons. Frankly, they're too stupid and uninformed to even think of something that traditionally religious. You seem to think AOC and her Marxist Girl Scout troop know a lot more about religion (or anything else) than what they do know. In truth, they don't know much about anything at all and mostly recite half-digested Lefty drivel from their former college professors. They're not that smart and they really weren't dedicated political ideologues who actually read their Marx and Gramsci and Alinsky and try to apply those principles to government.

Cattle are not a measure of real wealth in a world of plentiful food. The ancient world, like almost the entire history of mankind, was a world of food insecurity. And in ancient times, cattle were a source of protein, a way to keep your household alive and in decent health by converting that useless grass on unfarmable lands into food, both milk and beef. And owning cattle, like sheep or goats, often made the difference in whether your children survived a famine.

I'm not sure we should get every economic idea we have from the Old Testament. Would we want to return to a biblical ban on Jews or Christians engaged in usury (bank loans)? Leaving aside the historical record in which Christians in Europe outlawed usury for Christians so there could be no Christian bankers but also barred Jews in their ghettos from most other professions which meant that one of the few ways that Jews could make money and survive was through making loans as a lending house. And if one of the local merchants or barons was too deep in debt, he could rile up the local barflies against the Jews and they would invade the ghettos, burning and killing. But especially burning down the offices of Jews who had records of money owed to them by the merchants and nobility. If the Jew banker is dead, his bank burned, and his heirs have no record of debts owed to them by the local "Christian" merchants and nobility, poof, that merchant or baron is instantly a lot richer and doesn't have to give up anything. However, credit will be tighter in the future since you've ruined those who lend money for interest. OTOH, if you could effectively erase all your debts in one night of pogrom that you incited against your Jew banker, you didn't have much need for loans any more. And tighter credit meant you had fewer individuals who could aspire to using loans to acquire more wealth and compete with you for ownership of retail shops, import/export businesses, owning farmland and ranchland, etc. IOW, killing off your Jew banker and erasing your debts kept your potential creditors from having access to loans so they could compete with you for economic opportunities.

I think the closest you'd come to cattle as a measure of wealth in the modern era would be bond holders who, until the 2009 crisis, were always paid off for their investment before all other creditors. The feds broached that standard by screwing the GM bond holders completely and just treating those bonds as being worth less than the fairly worthless GM stock which was and still is worth less than the stock of toy companies like Mattel. In fact, those bond holders might have been better off to own GM stock than to have invested in GM bonds.

Perhaps you are not directly acquainted with the realities of owning and caring for cattle in the modern era. You wouldn't generally consider ranchers to be wealthy if you knew enough of them. They are generally asset-rich but cash-poor their entire lives. And the land needed to graze cattle has increasingly devolved into fewer and fewer hands as the schools and counties continue to pile up more laws and taxes on the ranchers. A lot of rural states tend to live off these people's taxes while the big businesses like Walmart pay very few taxes in those states while paying their employees so little that they qualify for welfare programs which will further burden the rural economies including the ranchers who hold the most land that is subject to property taxes.

Cattle are a way to use land that would otherwise be worthless for agriculture. That was true in ancient times as well as the modern era. When economic activity advances, you see cattle being priced out of their former pastures due to the encroachment of small landowners who want an acreage they can keep a few horses on and not have to live 20' away from their neighbors in a suburban housing tract.

Rural gentrification does have an effect, especially considering how much land in America is owned by the feds and its use for housing or ranching is restricted.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-08-14   4:09:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: Tooconservative (#50)

Perhaps you are not directly acquainted with the realities of owning and caring for cattle in the modern era.

First of all, I am sincerely humbled by your very thoughtful replies to my sad attempts to comment here on this forum. I often have to dash something off in great haste, as now. Thank you, Tooconservative.

There is so much in your reply here. I cannot possibly address every thought you have presented, even though I want to.

Just for now please know that there is a huge smile on my face reading the quote I pulled from your comment. My CATTLE would totally agree with you! At this very moment they are telling me I had better get acquainted with the reality that their stomachs are empty and their udders are full!

While that rich milk is flowing I will be considering all that you have said! And I will have a few thoughts of my own to make reply.

watchman  posted on  2019-08-14   7:04:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: Tooconservative (#50)

Your posts are a pleasure to read.

A K A Stone  posted on  2019-08-14   7:19:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: watchman, A K A Stone, GrandIsland, You two just gotta read watchman's reply to Tooconservative (#51) (Edited)

Perhaps you are not directly acquainted with the realities of owning and caring for cattle in the modern era.

First of all, I am sincerely humbled by your very thoughtful replies to my sad attempts to comment here on this forum. I often have to dash something off in great haste, as now. Thank you, Tooconservative.

There is so much in your reply here. I cannot possibly address every thought you have presented, even though I want to.

Just for now please know that there is a huge smile on my face reading the quote I pulled from your comment. My CATTLE would totally agree with you! At this very moment they are telling me I had better get acquainted with the reality that their stomachs are empty and their udders are full!

While that rich milk is flowing I will be considering all that you have said! And I will have a few thoughts of my own to make reply.

Your post, watchman, was no doubt one of the greatest posts I have ever seen on this forum. I can think of nothing better in this world than a truly inspired and magnificently presented insult. A great put-down is a rare thing of beauty and something to be remembered and relished like a fine wine. Someone can in no way pretend to be offended when they are insulted with the right combination of artistry and wit. While history has been filled with crushing zingers and fantastic comebacks that have made us go “whew” – yours here to Tooconservative will live in the diary of history in my mind as the best way I have seen anyone to ever tell someone “to shut the fuck up and leave me alone for I have no time to listen to you.” I thought I was good at put-downs, but you have truly set a new high standard and I will now focus my attention and dedication towards learning to match your ability to respond to someone who thinks he knows all there is to know about everything.

Gatlin  posted on  2019-08-14   7:48:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: A K A Stone (#52)

Your posts are a pleasure to read.

I really liked the response by watchman.

Gatlin  posted on  2019-08-14   7:50:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: Gatlin (#54)

I didn't see watchmans response as a put down. Maybe I'm missing something.

Watchman is a blessing to have here.

A K A Stone  posted on  2019-08-14   7:52:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: A K A Stone, watchman (#55)

I didn't see watchmans response as a put down.
That is why it was so GREAT.
Maybe I'm missing something.
You were.
Watchman is a blessing to have here.
Absolutely !!!

I enjoy reading his posts.

Gatlin  posted on  2019-08-14   7:59:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: A K A Stone, watchman (#55)

Watchman is a blessing to have here.

I came back to this for a moment.

When I first read a couple of watcchman’s one liners I Had the distinct feeling the he was Bucky using one of the multiple screen names and many different ISPs he has bragged about having and using on LF.

Then after I saw and read watchman’s longer posts I was quick to realize the he was far too smart, possessed too much common sense and used far better judgment than Bucky.

Personal Observation: I feel that watchman could easily have his own blog and/podcast if he wanted to devote the time.

Gatlin  posted on  2019-08-14   8:33:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: watchman (#51)

Just for now please know that there is a huge smile on my face reading the quote I pulled from your comment. My CATTLE would totally agree with you! At this very moment they are telling me I had better get acquainted with the reality that their stomachs are empty and their udders are full!

Only people who have raised cattle for years really understand The Cow Thing.

We had a smallish herd for decades and my father and grandfather raised cattle so, like you, I have Cow Stories I could share.

Sometime, I should assemble some of the stories I have about the weirdest and smartest cows we owned over the years. Not to mention some of the bulls. You probably know what I mean.

They live in Cow World. We're just their beasts of burden who steal their babies and break their hearts every year for the sake of some free winter feed.     ; )

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-08-14   8:43:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: A K A Stone, Vicomte13 (#52)

Your posts are a pleasure to read.

My posts are way too long and haphazardly written to be smooth prose. But they do at least represent what I think and I try to give an idea of why I think those things. Which means long posts work better than short posts for telling my opinion and why I hold those opinions.

Anyway, I used to complain that Vic's posts were a little too long but I am even more longwinded sometimes, often repeating myself and making poorly structured posts. Vic is more pithy and a much better writer when it comes to invoking history and constructing a good composition.

So, you are kind to encourage me. But I'm never going to be a great writer. Perhaps I'm too undisciplined or disorganized to write well.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-08-14   8:48:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#60. To: Gatlin, A K A Stone, hondo68, misterwhite, GrandIsland, Deckard (#53)

While history has been filled with crushing zingers and fantastic comebacks that have made us go “whew” – yours here to Tooconservative will live in the diary of history in my mind as the best way I have seen anyone to ever tell someone “to shut the fuck up and leave me alone for I have no time to listen to you.” I thought I was good at put-downs, but you have truly set a new high standard and I will now focus my attention and dedication towards learning to match your ability to respond to someone who thinks he knows all there is to know about everything.

I think you've gone full senile.

I wasn't insulted at all. I don't think watchman intended to insult me. Or maybe he's just way too subtle at insulting me. He needs to be more obvious about insulting me or it just won't register, I'm afraid. I'm not that perceptive to subtle insults, I guess.

What's clear is that you are desperately hoping for someone to insult me or to have some incident on the board where you can get Stone to kick me out. Your recent posts indicated that you and misterwhite want me gone along with Deckard.

Then the new millennium would arrive and LF could be a forum where the only views expressed are those of misterwhite, Gatlin, GrandIsland and maybe yukon could even make a comeback (when he isn't clicking on his other browser tabs of gay porn).

Let's see. hondo68 is gone (or at least limited). If you could get Stone to ban me and Deckard, you could make LF a full-blown warmongering copsucking outpost here at LF. Paid for by Stone too. Like the interwebs are lacking in those kinds of fora. You can haunt FreeRepublic for a full dose of that any time you like. And you are, like GI, posting at FR. You are, here at LF, a cross-forum troublemaker who counts your petty victories on who you can silence and who you can get management to ban. Because you don't want to debate anyone; you want to silence and expel them. We saw this sort of thing back at LP too. When Stone inherited the ex-freepers that posted at LP, he got the types of troublemakers like you that only post on a forum to disrupt it, not to build it up.

How frustrating it must be for you that you haven't found a way to get Stone to do what you want with his forum. Maybe you'd like it if I apologize for having opinions you don't like or want anyone else to hear?

And I have quit this forum (and returned) just as many times as you have. Stop trying to look down your nose at me, you old fruit.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-08-14   9:01:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#61. To: Tooconservative (#60)

What's clear is that you are desperately hoping for someone to insult me or to have some incident on the board where you can get Stone to kick me out. Your recent posts indicated that you and misterwhite want me gone along with Deckard.

Must have missed that one.

Not surprised though.

If you could get Stone to ban me and Deckard, you could make LF a full-blown warmongering copsucking outpost here at LF. Paid for by Stone too.

Sounds like a sinister conspiracy to turn this place into an echo-chamber.

And you are, like GI, posting at FR.

Same screen name?

Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.

Deckard  posted on  2019-08-14   9:07:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#62. To: watchman (#51)

While that rich milk is flowing I will be considering all that you have said!

Just wondering - do you sell raw milk to willing buyers?

Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.

Deckard  posted on  2019-08-14   9:08:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: A K A Stone (#55)

Watchman is a blessing to have here.

It is refreshing to have a new poster here with some independent views.

I, for one, want to offer a warm welcome to all new inmates here at your asylum. LOL

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-08-14   9:18:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#64. To: Deckard (#61)

Sounds like a sinister conspiracy to turn this place into an echo-chamber.

It's not that sinister because they aren't exactly subtle about their intentions.

As you probably know, you are their #1 target to eliminate, hondo was #2 (he got banned or restricted due to some friction with Stone), and I am target #3. Others, like Fred Mertz or Willy Green, are just useful to bat around but don't seriously challenge the status quo they would like to impose here at LF.

Tooconservative  posted on  2019-08-14   9:21:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#65. To: Tooconservative (#64)

As you probably know, you are their #1 target to eliminate, hondo was #2 (he got banned or restricted due to some friction with Stone), and I am target #3.

Woo-Hoo!!

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Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.

Deckard  posted on  2019-08-14   9:35:02 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#66. To: Tooconservative (#60)

where you can get Stone to kick me out.

I don't see that happening. Despite my mistake in the past.

A K A Stone  posted on  2019-08-14   9:37:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#67. To: Deckard (#65)

I like ripping your positions I disagree with. You aggravate me often. But I still like you.

A K A Stone  posted on  2019-08-14   9:38:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#68. To: Tooconservative (#64)

Hondo just posts memes that aren't true. He rips people for positions that his candidates actually supports.

I have him to two posts a day.

I will put him on full right now. Just let him know to be honest and not stretch the truth so much.

A K A Stone  posted on  2019-08-14   9:40:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#69. To: A K A Stone (#21)

So they knew but they kept using them. Or they are just dumb.

The quarterback should be compensated financially by those in law enforcement that approved faulty testing kits.

He should indeed be compensated.

Most importantly, his arrest record should be expunged, as should all arrest records in all such cases.

And those states who continue to use tests known to produce false positives should be very aggressively sued every time they use the tests. I would expect they already are, and that the Defense Bar all across America challenges every positive result produced by those tests, wherever they appear. There's probably a page somewhere on a Bar site that has those producers names and a whole litany of false positives, all spelled out and summarized for ease of use in defense cases.

Vicomte13  posted on  2019-08-14   9:42:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: watchman, Too Conservative (#44)

Now, you've told me the symptoms, but can you pinpoint the exact cause? (I can)

I can tell you why the Church has mostly died in Europe, and is rapidly fading in North America, and starting its descent in Latin America too.

But being that I'm Catholic, all past experience has taught me that we have to re-fight the Reformation to even get to the beginning of the conversation, and that all such re-fights (which happen a million times a year all over the world) never result in getting to the beginning of the conversation. (Which is one of the reasons why the Church continues to die at an accelerating clip.)

Truth is, Christians would rather that the Church die and not exist in two or three generations, then compromise on anything, let alone admit they are wrong. Therefore, the Church is almost dead in Europe, is dying in North America, and has begun to die in Latin America.

My only reason for writing this at all is that I guess I still hold a small spark of hope that Christians can behave like the Germans and French have managed to do. But I really just expect the Church to die, because I don't think the good will truly exists to save it.

Vicomte13  posted on  2019-08-14   10:03:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#71. To: Tooconservative (#60)

Your recent posts indicated that you and misterwhite want me gone

You can stay if your personal insults leave.

misterwhite  posted on  2019-08-14   10:18:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#72. To: misterwhite, Tooconservative (#71)

Your recent posts indicated that you and misterwhite want me gone

You can stay if your personal insults leave.

Not your decision to make whitey.

Government is in the last resort the employment of armed men, of policemen, gendarmes, soldiers, prison guards, and hangmen.
The essential feature of government is the enforcement of its decrees by beating, killing, and imprisoning.
Those who are asking for more government interference are asking ultimately for more compulsion and less freedom.

Deckard  posted on  2019-08-14   10:20:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#73. To: Tooconservative (#60)

he got the types of troublemakers like you that only post on a forum to disrupt it

Well, what JR deemed to be disruptive. In my case it was both my criticism of Israel's actions and my support for pulling the plug on Terry Schiavo.

His feelings trumped my facts. But … his forum, his rules.

misterwhite  posted on  2019-08-14   10:23:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#74. To: A K A Stone (#55)

...a blessing to have here

Thank you, AKA Stone, I appreciate that.

I know that I am walking among titans here!

And...I was being sincere with TC.

watchman  posted on  2019-08-14   11:21:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#75. To: misterwhite (#73)

JR banned me for saying that getting rid of HW Bush was worth putting up with 8 years of Clinton.

Now he is old and sick and I don't care.

Vicomte13  posted on  2019-08-14   11:28:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#76. To: Gatlin (#57)

I Had the distinct feeling the he was Bucky

watchman could easily have his own blog and/podcast

If I had half the talents that Bucky has...and my own blog...I would be an internet GIANT!

Interpretation: a true compliment to Bucky but, no, God forbid that I should ever have my own blog/podcast, primarily because I DON'T have Bucky's talent.

My old pastor/mentor told me on several occasions, "Never write anything down! If you do they'll have written proof of what you said and will hang you for sure!"

Did I listen? Well, here I am, writing things down...

watchman  posted on  2019-08-14   11:37:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#77. To: Deckard (#62)

do you sell raw milk to willing buyers?

Even though it's legal to sell milk from one's farm here in Maine...I do not trade with someone I don't know.

If someone drank our milk, and then happened to get a stomach flu from their kid's daycare (for example), that could come back on me.

The Mennonite folks are mostly who I deal with. It is their steadfast belief NOT to sue anyone. I honor that by being obsessively clean with the milk.

May I ask, what is the situation with raw milk in your state?

watchman  posted on  2019-08-14   11:51:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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