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Title: Millions Of ROUSes Begin Migration From Fire Swamp To Scenic Baltimore
Source: Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/rous-po ... ire-swamp-to-idyllic-baltimore
Published: Jul 29, 2019
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2019-07-29 18:40:39 by nolu chan
Keywords: None
Views: 453
Comments: 4

Millions Of ROUSes Begin Migration From Fire Swamp To Scenic Baltimore

Babylon Bee
Fake news you can trust
July 29th, 2019

BALTIMORE, MD—According to expert biologists working in Guilder's infamous Fire Swamp, millions of R.O.U.S.es---Rodents of Unusual Size---have begun a "great migration" from the deadly thicket to the scenic, idyllic city of Baltimore.

"Due to deforestation by Guilder woodsmen and a sharp increase in tourism prompted by the documentary The Princess Bride, R.O.U.S.es have found their home threatened and are seeking more disgusting pastures," said a wildlife expert in the Fire Swamp. "Many people are trying to build summer homes here as well, as the trees are actually quite lovely."

He then dodged deftly to one side as he heard a popping noise, and just in time, as he narrowly avoided a flame geyser bursting from the ground. "Easy enough to avoid," he said, smiling.

Unfortunately, he stepped right into a pit of lightning sand and died.

It's a difficult trip the rodents have to make, as they must descend the Cliffs of Insanity, survive a swim across a channel infested with shrieking eels, tiptoe around the Zoo of Death, and finally board a boat for Baltimore. Only a few hundred thousand survive the journey and take up residence on the streets of Baltimore, where "the streets run rampant with trash" and "the feces flow like milk and honey."

Many people don't think the R.O.U.S.es exist, but they are wrong, as you can go to Baltimore and see for yourself.

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Mayor Catherine Pugh says whoa you can smell the rats!

Baxter
Published on Jul 28, 2019

When the mayor says you can smell the rats, you have a Rat Infestation! This is from 2018.

nolu chan  posted on  2019-07-29   18:41:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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Mayor Catherine Pugh

Pronounced "phew"

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Many people don't think the R.O.U.S.es exist, but they are wrong ...

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