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Title: 'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana
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Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/i-am-st ... -taking-phone-call-on-a-banana
Published: Jul 25, 2019
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2019-07-25 09:48:49 by nolu chan
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Views: 2711
Comments: 9
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller was being criticized for seemingly answering questions slowly, not recalling key details of his investigation, and appearing to be confused throughout his testimony Wednesday. After a brief recess, Mueller insisted he was entirely lucid. "I hear a few murmurs out there that I've lost it," he said. "Well, I haven't lost it. I've still got it. In fact, I'm still sharp as a tack." Before testimony could resume, however, Mueller interrupted the proceedings, appearing to reach for his cell phone. "I really have to take this," he said apologetically as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Yeah, go for Bob." Mueller proceeded to have what appeared to be a five-minute conversation on the fruit as bewildered congresspeople looked on. "Well, tell them I don't want to be there this Friday. Matlock's on, you know that. You know I don't go out when Matlock is on." He shrugged apologetically at those in the room, mouthing "sorry." "Look, if the consulate has a problem with that, tell them they can call me themselves," he concluded, slamming the banana back down on the table. At publishing time, Mueller was seen giving clear, concise, lucid testimony to a soap dispenser in the restroom.
July 24th, 2019 
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#4. To: All (#0)
At the wake:
This is what **Officialdom** looks like after being served up with a shit sandwich. And being the consumate professionals thay are, they all have something illuminating to say about eating a shit sandwich. God save the Republic.
#6. To: randge (#5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTPPzCXGh6g It's clear Mueller didn't write this report: Alan Dershowitz - - - - - - - - - - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EbrfiAxjY0 WATCH: Rep. Jim Jordan’s full questioning of Robert Mueller | Mueller testimony - - - - - - - - - - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHasBjRJAbc WATCH: Rep. Matt Gaetz’s full questioning of Robert Mueller | Mueller testimony - - - - - - - - - - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6CYXdspaBY WATCH: Rep. Debbie Lesko’s full questioning of Robert Mueller | Mueller testimony - - - - - - - - - - Mueller Walks Back Testimony on Whether OLC Regulation Prohibited Him from Indicting Trump - - - - - - - - - -
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